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hi girls how is everyone rn
>>6434707
Setting up my suicide
>>6434707
brainstorming ways to make my face cuter
>>6434707
Sick as fuck. But I have to do project for uni ;__;
>>6434707
totally awesome, or not idk, i'll go into a psychiatric hospital tomorrow for 2 months
>>6434703
why do you think is that?
>>6434712
can't you just call in sick Ä?
>>6434678
>Jennifer
Rachel
>>6434707
upset because angie is upset at me because she thinks I'm hugboxing her or something idk
>>6434711
Too bad you never were
>tfw gonna move to Canada with am
>tfw the weedman is gonna pay for my hrt and give me welfare to boot
truly the neet life is a neat life
>>6434710
anon no !!!!
>>6434711
are you good with makeup?? im not so good w/ it but it can help a lot
>>6434712
im rly sick as well. i been iin bed all day and threw up a lot and lots of pee in my blood, im going to dr tomorrow cause they were too full today
i hope you feel better soon x
>>6434714
o
umm idk so much about that kinda thing but, i hope you feel better or something
>>6434716
sheen ;~;
>>6434716
You're upset because everyone else but you agrees I look like a man
>>6434718
nah
>>6434721
no they dont
>tfw god doesn't make you a cis girl for a birthday present ;-;
>>6434707
hi kit! I'm good just having breakfast.
have you been to the doctor yet?
>>6434722
yeah
>>6434724
Happy birthday anon!
>>6433346
>"hurr durr self medding bad!"
Sometimes I wonder if we have been infiltrated by 45 year old hon shills
>>6434723
Sheen....just stop
You already tried to prove your point by altering a straw poll.
>>6434729
self medding is dangerous though
>>6434714
I can't just leave my group members alone :/
It's basically finished but we want to do a last checkup before we hit the deadline tomorrow.
>>6434719
>pee in my blood
Did you get your bloodwork done and the pee levels were to high? :P
You should really see a doctor! Hope you will feel better too :3
>>6434732
Things hons would say
>>6434729
The only difference between when I was self mending and when I was legit was where I got my pills from and I need to have blood drawn once a year for a check up.
>>6434707
>tfw first day of diet
>>6434727
ty amy :)
>>6434715
It's her old trip, she was even using it like two days ago. Why do you think you have a relationship with someone you barely can identify?
>>6434737
>shredded wheat
I'd rather not eat anything
>>6434724
You can at least get a (You)
>>6434737
is that even healthy? are you sure you're taking the tiny portion you're supposed to?
>>6434739
Because I talked to her on skype
>>6434748
for less than the time she's been using her new trip?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/16/jamie-shupe-first-non-binary-person-oregon
This shit is beyond stupid
>>6434743
ty anon
what is the exchange rate to convert (You)s to ovaries?
>>6434719
Kit yes!!!!!
>>6434753
>the guardian
You know that's the Daily Marxist right?
>>6434756
If you get ten thousand you get an uterus, but they have to be active at the same time for it to work. Now you understand why people attention whore.
>>6434751
For the last week
>>6434755
Thanks!
I went to the job centre today for a jobs fair, who else /social anxiety/ here?
>I got there at about 11:50
>needed to print off some CVs
>After signing in I asked the guy where I could do that
>"same floor as where the jobs fair is, it might be quite a queue"
>Get up there
>There's only one computer you can print off
>There's someone on it
>I wait from a distance
>A queue starts forming behind her
>I start sweating heavily (would wipe myself down with a towel when I got home)
>A guy who works there asks "ok"
>I nod
>I'm dressed in suit trousers, white shirt and a tie
>everyone else is dressed like the chav scum that they are
>I look around some more
>All the stalls taken by employers are currently engaged
>All of them are talking to someone
>Started having a panic attack
I just didn't know what to do
I couldn't talk to employers
No one would talk to me
So I just left
>>6434765
and that doesn't sound pathetic to you? I can imagine talking with someone for a week and getting mad someone else is hitting on her.
>>6434768
Bpd is stronk
>>6434716
I'm not sure you can win with her.
>>6434737
That was one of the two cereals, often the only one, my parents kept around the house when I was young. I hated it. I always felt tired and depressed after eating it. Years later I find out I have a wheat gluten intolerance.
>>6434753
Yeah, her reason sucks. She's entitled to it. I wish a real non-binary would get to speak up with that much exposure.
>>6434755
Keep yourself hydrated. I try to drink enough that I have to pee a few times a day. Even on the hottest sweatiest days.
Good morning girls
>>6434774
>can't win
Because sheen is mostly wrong
Why don't i ever dare to go out in leggins? I pass, but i'm super insecure about myself and feel like some AGP-idiot, also i don't have any suiting tops
>>6434767
Sorry to hear that! Maybe try writing letters to the companies, or apply through some other way? I'm always a bit drunk when i get to bigger meetings or conferences, just to fight my anxiety
>>6434737
don't forget your protein (:
>>6434777
gooood morning
(how can you be so basic huehue)
>>6434774
Oh dear. At least they were health conscious. My mum bought frosties and coco pops ensuring I became 18 stone by 16. I realized my mum was making me fat and lost 7 stone so I was thin until 21 when I got depressed and went right back to 17. Now I'm 15 1/2 stone
>>6434777
Hi basic! Nice trips!
/pol/ack and first time on this board. All non-passable trans will be lynched on the Day of the Rope
>>6434782
2pm is ham sandwich
8pm is lamb wrap
plenty of protein
>>6434782
leggins are a bit hard to wear without looking like a tool in most cases.
>>6434785
w-what about the passing ones?
>>6434782
I would feel naked in just leggings, have been wearing skirts and dresses exclusively for like two years.
>>6434789
>but they still look great in most cases...
not gonna deny it. but you really have to want to be that kind of girl.
>tfw corseting makes me constipated
arrrgggghhh
I'm going to the Apple store to enquire about student discounts fro the iMac. I'm tired of this POS, sounds like a jet engine, crashes browsing the web, can barely render my CAD drawings, fading screen
>>6434797
>getting Apple products
Look at this shill
>>6434796
>i like the feeling, i got really muscly legs and my butt grew a lot, but still...
Hooray for a bigger butt.
>>6434788
Hitler dubs confirm that all passable ones will become cum dumps and human toilets
>>6434767
>everyone is dressed like a chav
It's the jobcentre what do you expect?
>>6434803
ok, i have to admit i went out a few times for goas and raves and that stuff in leggings and got grabbed on a lot. I did in fact enjoyed it, but i don't know if its appropriate for my college and my job
>>6434809
i always wear skinny jeans, but leggings are just so much more comfy and i own like 5 yoga pants, at least
>>6434805
Have you seen Dropout?
>>6434809
>they require hips tho
Not that hard to get, are they?
>>6434809
That's a nice trip you got there!
Was it a birthday present? :P
>>6434812
they requiere bones or very particular genes.
>>6434812
>hips
>easy to get
YOU DONT KNOW THE STRUGGLE
>>6434812
Holy fucking shit that isn't a trap is she?
Tell your fellow transfag friends to stay the fuck off /r9k/
>>6434815
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that.
>>6434816
But I am amused by it tho.
>>6434818
Of course not.
>>6434817
>>saw some /r9k/ neckbeard's cum
>>yellowing and lumpy
that's the result of a diet consisting only of mountain dew and hot pockets
>>6434821
why are you so MEAN and NOT UNDERSTANDING and NOT NICE
>>6434817
Imacs are pretty nice tbdesu, but they are ridiculously overpriced for the hardware they have. It's the kind of decisition that keeps bouncing back in your head, and your friends will mock you all the time.
>>6434811
No. What is it
>>6434820
Stop being such pussies and drive them away.
Just spam "you'll never be a girl" and you're set.
>>6434810
It's good that you enjoyed yourself.
>>6434826
A doujinshi adapted to video about a world where women that fail to get a job or join university become human toilets. Pretty hot. Too much plot at moments, but it has pretty good ideas in there.
>tfw carry all my weight on ass and thighs.
>tfw hips nearly ten inches bigger than band
>>6434831
What a shitty and unrealistic plot. Turner Diaries's OVA adaptation when?
>>6434834
>tfw that's not the case.
>>6434834
band? your music band?
still, pushing from the hips your movements is the best initial tip for mannerisms.
>>6434824
I've thought about it and at first I was put off by the lower specs but AFAIK it's optimized for the OS meaning the specs don't need to be as high. And the 5K screen bundle makes it a good deal. I agree it is pricey though.
>>6434813
:3
>>6434810
ya idk I wear my yoga pants to actually do yoga and also just for lounging. I just can't imagine myself wearing them as actual pants. although some places make leggings pants that look like normal skinny pants but are leggings so idk. maybe you could look at those kinds of pieces as a way to transition into wearing plain leggings
>>6434812
it's hard when you're anorexic :^(
>>6434817
eww... sounds like spoiled milk
>>6434829
90% say that but then there's these few faggots white-knighting. Could be them samefagging though
>>6434823
It's fun ufufufufufu. Just a bit of friendly ribbing. You can't be felling down 24/7.
Anyway I'll stop disrespecting your struggle.
>>6434834
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
>>6434834
are you me?
>>6434843
post pics you fucking whore
>>6434838
osx is surprisingly solid, I have a pretty old model and it has only crashed twice in 7 years when I was trying to use wine to play a game that was already overspected without it.
I've seen a hackintosh and it was pretty underwhelming.
>>6434846
I posted my ass, it's now a rare Shakira. Try and find it.
Made this for the IRC yesterday. Picture tutorial on how to make a gaff, wear it to hold everything in when tucking. I've used black tights but recommend using tights which match your skin tone as closely as possible. Have passed in a bikini using one of these.
>>6434840
You could just post the more unfortunate looking trannies (which frankly speaking there are a lot). You stop the white-knighting and get them depressed.
>>6434841
i will never have nice hips and you know it so be nice to me ;_;
>>6434734
if self medding wasn't dangerous than underagelondon-chan wouldn't have been given a proper script so soon
>>6434850
Chest band? What you mean just under your breasts? That's the waist.
>>6434852
Would be useful if I actually attached the pic.
>>6434850
>I've always walked swinging my hips like a faggot desu.
For years I couldn't understand why every time I used a messenger bag it kept jumping away with every step.
>>6434854
But have you actually tried working out your legs
>>6434851
Just post it
>>6434856
Yeah just under. Like the rib cage. I haven't measured my waist. Smaller than ribs though
>>6434855
She probably presents female, being underage makes this easier.
>>6434850
>Good. My band rn is 34", and hips are 43"~
Yaaaaay!
>>6434854
I am sure your personality more than makes up for that.
>>6434861
>ufufu
>working out
Hah!
>>6434699
We could all learn a thing or two from Saddam Hussein
>>6434830
I may said that a bit false, i didn't like grabbed on, i liked that many guys digged on me and chatted with me. Some just touched me, which i hated.
Just hope i don't sound like some asshole, i'm not a native speaker
>>6434839
i think they're called jeggings and i used to wear them BUT i have pretty thick thighs and the area in my groin gets damaged after a few days from abrasion
>you will never give birth to the universe
.__.
>>6434877
I mean if you're only working legs, 6 times a week like 20 mins a day, as long as you're getting a good amount of protein you're going to be seeing really good results.
You can even do less, your life doesn't have to revolve around the gym to get nice legs.
>>6434879
Just post it pls everyone here will forget if you post it once and I won't share it with anyone
>>6434877
>id be better off getting surgery or pumping sil
I forgot how annoyingly defeatist you can get. This webm is just for you.
>>6434885
>Implying I won't save it for my comparison and guide collection
>>6434855
Why should self medding be dangerous? Yeah it has some risks but you take dozens of risks every day by simply leaving the house.
Like every 2nd girl takes birth control pills these days. Thare is no big difference to that.
In my eyes the benefits of self medding outweigh the risks by far.
>>6434859
I use that too. It's great!
>>6434879
Sounds good to me. What weight and height are you?
>>6434850
Oh fuck you and your god tier genetics
If a guy cums on ur face and some gets in ur eye can u get pregnant
>>6434894
Can you stop posting like a brain-dead bimbo?
>>6434894
Quit being retarded snape
>>6434894
That's how you get a psychological pregnancy.
>>6434859
Should you get a smaller pair of stockings so it's tight?
>>6434891
5'11, 15 and a half stones
I-im on a diet
>>6434885
Ok fine here it is.
>>6434902
>implying I would murder a helpless child
I'm not a monster
>>6434894
american sex education everyone
>>6434881
ya those. you can get ones that look like chinos instead of denim at uniqlo, I don't own any but I've read good things about them
I'm ano enough that I've never had abrasion issues :\ despite no hips I still have a thigh gap
>>6434884
are body weight exercises enough? or will I have to get heavy things to move around in order to achieve hip
>>6434906
your butt would look pretty juicy if you took a pic from a proper angle. So you took this one before the hormone shit?
>>6434906
not gonna lie, it's a nice butt
>>6434913
hips can only be faked with fat. the idea is having attractive legs.
>>6434884
i don't have a gym membership and there is no way i will ever have the energy to go to the gym on a regular basis.
>>6434887
but that's what it'd require, right? going to the gym regularly for upkeep for the rest of my life and eating plenty of protein-rich shit. so i'd probably be gaining weight, and wouldnt be able to stay as thin as id like, on top of needing to go to the gym forever. i mean what happens if i cant go for a week or two? i lose the hips and ass. what's the point?
>>6434913
Bodyweight exercises aren't bad, but you'll have to do more reps. If you have some dumbbells lying around to add to your exercises it'll help.
>>6434921
Man, life is so hard isn't it? Much easier just to complain and do nothing hey.
>>6434924
This anon understands me
Lmao at delusional trans girls
>>6434920
ohhh I misunderstood. gotcha.
my legs don't look too bad imo, I run a lot anyway. I thought they were supposed to add to hip width
I doubt I'll ever gain weight to get fake hip fat :\
>>6434922
there's a gym at my work place but idk if they have weights, and I have none at home. nbd tho, I'd rather focus on running than lifting anyway
>tfw get to get to catch up on 2 episodes of game of thrones at once
YEEEEET
>>6434921
Just saying, that if you want to look better you have to work for it. Also you seem to have a skewed image of the requirements needed to get results out of working out.
> i mean what happens if i cant go for a week or two
It takes two weeks of no exercise for your muscles to even start atrophying, and it's a slow process. Muscles take time to build so it's logical it takes time to lose them.
>>6434927
>gaslighting
why do I keep seeing that everywhere?
>>6434931
That pic is 6 years old, I was 11 stone or 154 lb for the americans
>>6434928
>2010
So you must look even better now? Most another pic doesnt have to be lewd
>>6434934
It's the new thing except she is using it wrong.
>>6434930
>there's a gym at my work place but idk if they have weights
They gotta at least have some machines if you feel like working out.
>I'd rather focus on running than lifting anyway
Running's good but it wont do much for muscle building.
>>6434924
i recognize that people are gonna see that as complaining. but is anything i said untrue? no, right?
>>6434933
>Just saying, that if you want to look better you have to work for it.
i do this in tons of ways. i dont feel like i have the energy to add another.
> Also you seem to have a skewed image of the requirements needed to get results out of working out.
so set my skewed image right. what do i need to do to see positive hip and ass results?
>>6434942
>The term "gaslighting" has been used colloquially since the 1960s
doesn't seem that new desu
but it's just sprung up everywhere lately
spoopy
hii /mtfg/
how are you??
>>6434948
She made a post about how people are being self-centered on her pics because they aren't as pretty as her and I told her a lot of of trans people feel this way because most don't pass and she flipped out on me calling me transmysoginst and unsupportive
>>6434927
Go away Whingie.
>>6434953
A form of mental abuse to cause subjects to doubt/question their perception, memories, etc
>>6434954
well she's using gaslighting super wrong lol
does she thing mad only means insane, not angry?
>>6434921
>going to the gym regularly for upkeep for the rest of my life and eating plenty of protein-rich shit. so i'd probably be gaining weight, and wouldnt be able to stay as thin as id like
You don't need to even go to the gym, you could just do squats and stuff at home. But you don't need to perma bulk, that's not how it works. You bulk and then cut, to gain muscle and then lose fat. And you only need to eat at maintenance level to maintain your body how it currently is.
>>6434944
yeah I'm sure they do. they probably have free weights too, there's a few body builder looking guys here
but I don't mind too much that I am not getting much muscle building in my legs, certainly not going to complain about what I have. I'm okay with skinny runners legs and I like racing so I'll stick with my running focus. I just wanted hips
>>6434957
I do this to myself
>>6434946
Ugh, please do a little a little research before using it as an excuse on the interw3bz. Trans girls shouldn't eat that much protein, and you don't lose all your work after two weeks; you probably start seeing noticeable loss after around 2 months. Also, even if it's true (which it's not) doesn't make it not complaining.
>>6434938
Ahh ok.
Lets race to 9st
>>6434960
I do cycling, builds your thighs
>>6434953
>testosterone took it's toll
I thought you got on hormones? (idk how it really works). It's fucking obvious you'd get much more easily depressed from fucking with your hormonal profile artificially, but you'd look a fuckton better and not get depressed as much if you got your weight back down
>>6434946
The people you see obsessing about gym and nutrition are people who are taking it seriously and are trying to maximize their progress.
You can be casual about it and get results, of course they're going to be less than the group mentioned above but still.
As I said, especially in your care where you want to focus on your legs, you have to do even less. A bit of intensive weight exercise, like 15-20 minutes a day, 3-5 times a week is easy and will get you gradual gains.
As for protein, you don't have to go the 1g of protein for 1 lb of body weight. That number is largely exaggerated. Like 60-70 grams a day would be plenty, and you can get that much from a chicken sandwich.
The calories can be accounted for, and your metabolism is going to increase with exercise.
>>6434958
DELETE THIS
HELLO???
>>6434946
Why are you doing this all over again? Just say you want to spend the rest of days feeling sorry for yourself, playing whatever MMO or shooter grabs your attention and starve thinking it will some how magically make you look like a girl.
>>6434959
Idk
I learn that most trans people are delusional
>tfw really sick and lying in bed and worried if i die i'll become a boy ghost
;~~;
>>6434963
Ok winner gets £20.
>>6434970
that is presented as a trans prostitute in my country, I want to die
>>6434973
If you became a ghost you wouldn't be able to scare anyone because you're too pretty
>>6434958
>36
Ya, no
>>6434973
definitely. with a big floppy ghost penis
>>6434958
wew lads. i'm in love
>>6434966
that's always good but it won't be as good for hypertrophy as low rep exercises
>>6434973
don't be silly
ghosts aren't real
>>6434973
if you are true trans you'll have a female soul I guess.
the concept of ghosts never made sense to me, if I could just kill myself and live forever seeing how the world changes and stuff I'd do it in a heartbeat.
>>6434973
Dont worry! You will become a girl ghost because that's what is inside you :3
>>6434973
maybe you'll be reincarnated as a girl
>>6434958
hey hon, how's it hanging?
>>6434973
Human body is durable, just don't ignore it for too long, you said you got an appointment tomorrow right?
>>6434978
maybe she had a rough life
>>6434984
that's really you? holy shit you are officially the biggest trip hon on this board. wow, move over angie, kayla and lily...
>>6434990
Yeah it is. Thanks. asshole
>>6434988
ah yeah I guess I am being too judgemental
>>6434962
tell me what to do then or point me in the right direction???? it's the same shit every time with you guys. like. just saying "go to the gym lol" isn't helpful in the LEAST.
>>6434968
this is closer to the kind of thing i need but
>A bit of intensive weight exercise, like 15-20 minutes a day, 3-5 times a week is easy and will get you gradual gains.
i dont even know what intensive weight exercises would be or where i would start with that
>>6434971
because i don't, it's just that this kind of thing is impenetrable to me because i've literally never done it in my life and, again, just saying "go to the gym" doesn't help.
>>6434987
>South America trannies are on another level.
some of us do the right steps, but a lot of girls were convinced it was more than enough wearing female clothing or were afraid of hormones or just couldn't afford them.
Imagine all the things that closed doors for most hons and add being poor in a country where it's legal to kick you out of state buildings and the police won't do anything to protect you.
>>6434990
No one can take my title as King hon, brah
>>6434993
you're welcome, slut.
you're going to make some chaser very, very happy
>>6434994
I don't know, she's probably hiding at least 10 years. I'm in my twenties and I'm already pretedning I'm a few years younger.
>>6434998
I don't go for chasers. I have a wife and three kids. My bell went off last year.
>>6435002
Basic.
Pls
I'm trying to try to eat...
The laughter isn't helping.
hiiiii~~
marathon, if you want to give me some real advice or something, send it to me on skype. i need to go to work. im just sick of this.
Wow I cannot handle spicy food anymore, ate a jalapeño cheese bread last night and I haven't ever had a burning butt before and I used to eat chillies like crazy out of a mix of masochism and male competitiveness
The fuck lol
>>6434967
I started hormones 2 months ago, I'm way less depressed. Since hormones I've only gotten depressed twice, both on /mtfg/ when you were all talking about having friends. But apart from that I'm generally very cheerful. Here's a side profile while in a wig and makeup 2 months ago just before I started HRT and laser. W-will I ever pass?
>>6434995
How about a book? With words and pictures? That describe what you have to do? That I have posted on at least three separate occasions to be soundly ignored by you (which hurt btw).
No more tranny bro science.
https://mega.nz/#!MQ9BWYjT!l0T6j18-2WFKbgVfTbZFs0GM1RoRFGMBpdPnZzqNUno
it's highly rated on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/Strong-Curves-Womans-Building-Better/dp/1936608642
>>6434995
Intensive is anything that's going to require effort and probably make you break a sweat, get a bit short on breath.
Depending on where you decide to do your work outs it can be either on machines at the gym, free weight/dumbbell exercises.
At home if you have no equipment you'll have to settle for lunges/squats.
>>6435007
b-b-b-but the one on the left doesn't have legs.....
>>6435007
Dr anon here, please describe your symptoms
>>6435012
>ape race
You're fucked
>>6435007
If you have the choice to go to the ER do so, you don't have to start feeling worse.
>>6435010
it might have more to do with just not eating that stuff for a while, my sister can handle absurd amounts of burning hot spicey and I never could touch the stuff she recommended as basic tame starter stuff.
Also, take your E.
I think I made anon feel silly ;~;
>>6435015
she is trughost
>>6435016
umm
>feeling really tired/nauseous
>throwing up a lot
>lots of blood in my pee
>headache and really dizzy if i stand up
>sore tummy
>>6435019
i mean if i go i would prob be waiting there for like 4 hours before i get seen by anyone
>>6435012
>/mtfg/
don't know what that is. It's the first time I lurk here. Your jaw isn't developed and looks pretty feminine. I'd say you pass and look better than most black women
>>6435022
Whatcha doing ~
>>6435012
the worst part of a profile is the brow, and that's just what we can't see.
I never though you were actually black, I though you might be a little bit tan like an italian and exagerating.
>>6434995
you could try this one (sorry for shit quality couldn't find the full pic) or just google for butt and hips routine or something like that. it shouldn't be too hard to find one
and you can google the exercises to see how to do them
3x5 means 3 sets of 5 reps (gotta rest like 1 minute inbetween sets)
AxBxAxx represents which days of the week you do stuff, so
A = exercise A
B = exercise B
x = rest day
>>6435009
o ok
>>6435007
because i'm smart
>>6435028
0__0
Thanks kit, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway ;~;
>>6435014
>you'll have to settle for lunges
like jumping at stuff? won't I break stuff doing that?
>>6435033
make sure to print the image out and bring it with you to the gym so you don't forget anything!
>>6435015
I can't find a clip of Shaggy going
>gho-gho-gho-ghosts?!
>>6435030
I am still sick. I am doing some Java stuff for uni from at home.
Did you find your PS4 controller?
>>6435028
hmm this seems serious
it looks like we're going to have to amputate your penis
>>6435029
you can't guess what MtFg is?
>>6435042
still not ;__;¬ im lazing around
>>6435037
google lunges, you don't jump
my bedpost looks like a dildo
>>6435054
You know what to do then
>ywn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSQYYguqZ74
>>6435054
>>6434823
because you're a dumb whiny cunt. go ride some dick and give your hips a workout
>>6434823
Aw Ufufufu ;__; ignore them
>>6435056
she already did mate
>>6434958
Delete this picture of me right now.
>>6435069
but it literally does
srsly, i know, i slipped and it went up my butt and bruised my cocxyx
>>6435068
/pol/ only hates the hood niggers who actively destroy the west through their crime and shitty culture. If all blacks transitioned, they would become feminine and harmless, plus not spread their genes. it would be /pol/ dream come true
>>6435028
>>feeling really tired/nauseous
>>throwing up a lot
>>lots of blood in my pee
>>headache and really dizzy if i stand up
>>sore tummy
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION REQUIRED! GET TO DOCTOR NOW!
>>6435058
>ywn be a girl engineer
>>6435071
The thing is with bodyweight stuff you gotta do a lot of reps. Were you doing it enough, for a long enough period, and were you getting enough protein?
I know it's intimidating to start.
>>6435079
>ywn be a girl
>>6434904
Tights, not stockings. Stockings don't have a waistband. And no, the waistband should fit you and the size of the leg doesn't really matter as long as it's not ridiculously huge.
Keep in mind the waistband will sit sort of... Just under your bum once you start moving around, which is fine but if your legs are showing then the waistband will be visible.
g'mornin girls! ^_^
>>6435076
>slipped
>>6434859
Also, not the hottest pic but here's a pic of me wearing a gaff. Notice no bulge.
I've successfully made it to 2pm without snacking. Time for lunch. I-I'm gonna make it!
>>6435088
i-i did
>on the subway on my way to work
>feel like im going to cry
>dissociate dissociate
>>6435082
man i dont know!! i have no idea. lmao.
>>6435043
oh no i need that for my vagina
>>6435078
rly? i have been sick since last night idk if i feel much worse, but i only started throwing up today
