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Previous thread >>6258858
>tfw my fake marriage is sexless
first for we love you fi!
its like you're not even trying anymore with these editions
Hey everyone what's going on?? Anyone wanna chat?
>>6260026
You know what to do
>>6260029
it's like you're not even trying anymore with your life
>>6260026
MFW I want a fake sexless marriage so I can get american citizenship
>>6259963
>people will stare and be like oooo
"her legs make up 70% of her height, that's incredible",
nth for taking the knot
>>6260036
is it time?
I want to make a game but I can't think of any fun ideas
pls help
>>6260040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTs-HKiOQj8
>>6260042
>fufu comes back
>the knot comes back
coincidence?
>>6260033
>Hey everyone what's going on??
just finished hysterically crying for almost two hours
>>6260047
Make a gun and shoot yourself
>>6260033
You're such a cutie!
>>6260053
but you pass! you're not allowed to have any other feelings!
>>6260046
I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time...
For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees that lined our streets... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird.... And Janie... And Janie... And Carolyn.
I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad when there is so much beauty in the world.
Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst...
And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid life...
You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.
>>6260054
But guns are illegal here
first for robin is the best lolcow we've ever had on this board, seriously what a trainwreck
>>6260064
Dont be a bully anon, what's wrong?
>>6260064
Indeed
>>6260059
>>6260063
not about me
stuff going on in the discord
sad stuff
>>6260060
lies! I was almost dead and brought back to life by an EMT and all that precedes death if confusion and nothingness.
>>6260064
well at least you said robin and not edgar
>>6260000
historically polygamy has mostly revolved around one man being in-charge of a bunch of women instead of more modern ideas of consensual mixes of partners, that along with notable examples that were mixed with what we modernly consider pedophilia certainly gives plenty of negative examples but hardly proves it's intrinsic to polygamy since u can find plenty of similar bad shit resulting with monogamy too
currently with isis when they take women from captured areas to be rape-slaves they have to marry them first to be on the up-and-up religiously but to get married they have to kill the husband if the woman is already married but that's hardly representative of free relationships between multiple people
>>6260064
There's been better.
>>6260002
me me me me again, jesus christ Robin, can't you deal with a personal friend's crisis by dealing with it quietly and privately, i'm sure the poor dude doesn't want you posting about it online and, more importantly, how selfish you are by saying how terrible it is for you, while trying to say how great you are. we get it, you're a martyr and such a good friend and you try so hard. its all about you. i think you're a horrible person honestly
inb4 i don't know what i've done wrong/ why are you always mean to me/ you know my problems its not my fault etc
>>6260003
gonna get my brow done by facialteam in Spain. my mum said she'd come with me because she fancies a Spanish holiday. I have nothing saved as I only got my nose done four months ago, but I'll get there. where would you go to?
>>6260034
delete that, blue board.
>>6260069
something that will have effects in the general?
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Shinji-Ikari
>>6260034
This is a SFW board, but I'm super envious. I've been pretty self conscious about my tiny boobs, lately.
>>6260033
tfw beep is super cute and she's been on hrt for less than half as long as you have ;~;
>>6260081
I don't know
idk if she wants it repeated so like I'm gonna stop talking about it now
it's just
it's sad ;_;
>tfw I will never be Sarina
Why live?
>>6260039
>AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP
why would you want that
>>6260076
I still want the american citizenship, tho
>>6260092
then stop talking about it, why did you bring the topic if you're not gonna say anything? it's kind of obnoxious, now I'm wondering what it could be...
>>6260100
Because Jurgen chad will never take me away on his white steed :(
>>6260096
>tfw you will never have obvious breast implants
oh, woe, woe is me (seriously, they're not good for her figure)
>>6260107
but then you get shot by the black coats. I dont see the upsides
>>6260034
can i suck on those plssssssssss
>>6260110
awww :<
>>6260034
i-is this real?
C-can trans really grow such nice ones?
>>6260110
he is a hotie, though
>>6260107
>Trump builds the wall
>MFW Trump will bankrupt the US and will have to be bailed out by Saudi Arabia
>>6260123
but mexico will pay for it :^)
I'm on vacation in georgia!! Is anyone here??
>>6260122
Jurgen Chad =/= Junger >:(
>>6260034
>Lucky
<.<
>>6260123
i-it just got ten feet higher
>>6260090
i'm not bullying. bullying would be saying 'kill yourself' or overstating the poo meme. telling someone they're a bad person for being self-centred and lazy isn't a bullying.
>>6260128
eww no
>>6260128
>going on vacation in Mad Max land
>tfw progress
>>6260127
>MFW Mexico pays for anything
>>6260123
>implying anything matters beyond Trump industries getting a cushy contract
>TFW no trans gf to make boys jealous
>>6260137
how was your appointment?
tell me things!
>>6260132
>MFW Trump actually hasn't built anything in 20+years
>>6260129
But Junger is superior. He fought to defend Germany, liked it, wrote good books and was a hotie.
>>6260128
Is everything in georgia tilted 90 degrees?
Cool af desu
Where's the discord
>>6260148
you're building the wall
>>6260150
people get this crazy muscular arms from hanging to the side all the time. hot if you're into that.
no
leg days, though
>>6260133
You can never overstate the poo meme
>>6260133
you do realise she has legit aspergers, right?
>>6260141
>Implying Trump Industries belongs to Trump and isn't just licensed to his Saudi creditors
>>6260133
You need to stop everything.
What are you doing with your life?
Look at you, sitting in front of a computer with Cheetos crumbs all over your shirt.
You're dirt to me. You're disgusting.
Fucking sick. You're nothing. You're dirt. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're fucking sick. Fucking end it all.
You should shoot yourself in the mouth with a shotgun, sawed off. Fuck you!
I always forget that there's an exact word for how everyone here thinks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumination_(psychology)
>>6260156
>implying Sass isn't Italian
What kind of music do trans girls like?
>>6260123
some of his people are already backtracking on some statements, suggesting that it might not be a physical wall or trump himself saying that he won't necessarily stand by his statements about muslims
>>6260176
Sissy music
>>6260176
music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1-xRk6llh4
>>6260176
People talking about dark souls
>>6260181
E are you also the trip Eleri?
>>6260145
I was surprised by how normal it felt. The guy did all the regular doctor things like taking my blood pressure and weight, then we had a short discussion about what I'm hoping to gain from hormones. He handed me the informed consent papers and I went to the phlebotomist down the hall to get some blood taken right away, I don't even have to see an endo. I did the STI testing while I was there, too. I've got a followup appointment in two weeks, he said we'll look over the test results and he can write me a prescription. I felt like I was dreaming looking over the paperwork... Gonna go over it with my parents when my mom returns from her business trip in a few days.
Then I went to see a lady about getting a gender therapist and got put on a 3-6 week waiting list, which isn't a big deal since I already have a very helpful counselor atm, even though she's inexperienced with trans patients.
So yeah, pretty productive and positive all around. I ate some bomb Chinese food afterwards.
how to tuck someone please post if you know how
>>6260184
That's not even a thing.
Barbie girl is agp
>>6260174
>tfw most construction businesses in this city are run by italians
>>6260180
>>6260184
>>6260186
>>6260187
D-do any of you like slowcore?
>>6260188
no I'm eri/lesbro/etc
>>6260176
grindcore \m/
>tfw no gf
>>6260176
various kinds of punk, folk, electro
At least two of of three.
>>6260194
I don't particularly listen to it much, but it's aight. Got a friends who's in a pretty good slowcore band at college
>>6260189
yay :3
that sounds really nice!!
congratz
>>6260194
sure
>>6260201
What kinda punk? For me rn I'm into pop-, metalcore, and crossover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9q70zCJYBc
>trans crisis over
>turns out I'm just really really gay
>mfw I can go back to being a cis male now
>>6260198
that pic sux
>>6260221
You suck.
>>6260220
how long did you think you were trans?
life is strange is an over rated hipster piece of shit
you should all feel ashamed for making me want to play that crap
okay so apparently me and probably my entire family are going to smoke a whole bunch of weed and watch some movies on friday
I think I've just seen the absurd
>>6260208
Yeah~
Although I accidentally made eye contact with a MtF while I was waiting in the lobby and it felt really awkward. All the clockable trans people in one place made me feel kinda weird, I'm not used to it I guess
>>6260195
omg it's you! :0 hi eri!
>>6260136
but australia is mad max land silly
>>6260226
About a week days. Then I bought a dildo and realised I just being filled.
Not gonna be gay though. Eww aids.
>>6260230
I bet its because you let Kate die and you realized you're a bad friend and a worse human being.
>>6260233
hey
s'up?
What does trans girls like?
How can I make one my gf?
>>6260224
i have a gf tho loser lol
these fucking normie trans comics are so fucking cringey though
i see them in cringe threads on the regs ffs
>>6260245
I like my ex can you be her?
>>6260245
Be attractive.
Dont be unattractive.
>>6260250
What do you consider attractive?
>>6260245
not being pathetic is a good first step you could take
>trannies
>>6260246
That doesn't change the fact that you do indeed suck.
>>6260255
Ok what's the next step?
>>6260249
wrong philosophy senpai
>>6260256
Try being one
>>6260256
>cissys
>>6260253
Post a pic of yourself and find out.
>>6260249
No hrt. Just realised that every once in a while I need my ass fucked
>>6260238
I wanna be her wifey so fuckin bad *dies*
life is strange is fuckin best bruh
>>6260245
make a trans girl like you by dropping the fuckin trans part. don't give a single fuck about her being trans. Treat her like a woman and a goddess and a best friend above all else.
also guys, kill em by the crest is still the greatest song ever right now.
also how do you girls feel about yuri? or are all yall straight?
>>6260261
I am.
>>6260264
I am a boy
>>6260266
Last time I posted my picture i got bullied, but i think it was just playful banter
>>6260249
>No wave, new wave
Oooh, genres I haven't explored much.
>folk
I was in a folk-punk band for a while, high school was neat. I saw Andrew Jackson Jihad (they changed their name to AJJ) live twice, and I also saw Ramshackle Glory a year or two ago.
>riotgrrl
>>tfw you will never be Kathleen Hannah
>some pop
Green Day? :3
>>6260271
Then I guess the world will never know.
>>6260274
I'd like to take it slow
>>6260271
maybe you were ugly? when i post pictures i usually get thirsty girls
>>6260271
but anon, this is the internet. nut up. or don't. but we cant judge how you look if we can't see you.
>>6260273
folk punk like the dreadnaughts is fuckin killer
>>6260165
if you don't call people out and make them aware of their behaviour and make them accountable for it, they only get worse and never change. its tough love
>>6260261
worst feel
>>6260281
>>6260282
I posted it on /fit/ and they bullied me :(
Then I posted a picture of my penis and they said it was not bad
they can't find his house so far because I couldn't remember the address off by heart. awesome.
>>6260231
that's great to hear, I wish my parents were 420 friendly. I'm going to get so high tomorrow.
>>6260268
Darn. Why does my heart fill up with jealously.
>>6260262
>tfw no cissy stick in my butte
>>6260290
sure come to toronto bb
I don't really like how people feed the chasers, it doesn't really make the most comfortable enviroment to talk about stuff...
>>6260282
I've never heard of them. My favorites were the Johnny Hobo projects, Rosa, and AJJ. Violent Femmes get an honorable mention for being folk punk decades before it was a thing.
>>6260285
Oh come on, you know the stress I'm under at the minute, I called the police in the end didn't I? I'm pissed off at him but I did do it and I'm not expecting anything in return, material or otherwise. I feel sorry for the poor fucker but I'm struggling with a lot of issues myself and it's not something I need right now, and like I said, I did still help.
I wish I was a slav and not a dirty mick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp8PmgPW_AI
>>6260285
100% true.
>>6260298
who else am i going to get to suck my dick?
>>6260257
you suck more than me tho
>>6260285
not to mention the fact I do have impaired empathy/complex emotions, I think I did alright considering
>>6260302
>>6260306
>"Nietzsche would totally have been a surrealist" - every surrealist ever
well, surrealists where mostly producers more than thinkers. a lot of people get nietzsche pretty wrong.
>>6260312
omfgggggg
>>6260295
>tfw no woof woof stick in my butte
>>6260289
>420 friendly
you have no idea
my dad literally lived in the daintree for like 6 months just smoking weed all the time
I'm pretty sure he grew it too
we used to grow tomatoes and I had no idea how he was such a wizard with hydroponics until my mum offhandedly mentioned it one day
god now I realise why he's so into pink floyd
>>6260308
Untrue.
>>6260240
not too much, wishing i was done with work so i could 420
what about you? how's life going?
>>6260313
Surrealists certainly didn't have much love for Nietzsche given how steeped they were in communism.
>>6260298
>I don't really like how people feed the chasers, it doesn't really make the most comfortable enviroment to talk about stuff...
How exactly are chasers not flattering?
>>6260314
I can't fucking help it
how do I get you people to realise I am not fully in control of my thoughts and the way I act
I can't tell what I'm doing most of the time, I can't tell what I'm feeling, I have psychological issues that I am going to reveal to a psychiatrist when I have my appointment on the 26th in the hope of getting treatment
I am pursuing help, what the hell else am I supposed to do to satisfy you
>>6260328
Being looked upon as nothing but the body parts you despise the most is beyond unflattering.
>>6260323
>tfw god tier mercy
>tfw hate the character because she's german and boring as hell but there are no other good supports
Can't wake up
>>6260323
ok keep telling yourself 'tfw no gf'
>>6260327
Communists and Nietzsche was a rocky thing more than stark hatred. Adorno actually resented that some of his students, especially female students, liked Nietzsche so much (since he saw him as a mysogynist reactionary).
Edie is texting Faye constantly while she chaturbates again.
>>6260328
It's completely my personal opinion and I don't want people feeling attacked, but I don't really come here to be cat called or feeling as if I might. Having chasers around is like being next to a construction site, and I don't asociate that with asking advice about things that trouble me or trying to bond with people in a similar position.
But if the thread is what people make of it, I'm not making demands here.
i once put the hilt of this in my butt
great dildo man
>>6260332
>hating pure Aryan waifus
>>6260334
>tfw no gf
>>6260341
was the person who pulled it out destined to save the world?
>>6260338
lmao good
>>6260331
>Being looked upon as nothing but the body parts you despise the most is beyond unflattering.
But does it not make you feel like a girl with the attention desu?
If i was so passable I had people worshiping me that would make me feel pretty good
>>6260335
they are sort of part of a same family of philosophy, so really disliking part of it is not really getting the point of your field, I think.
>>6260338
pix or it didn't happen
Guys serious question:
how easy is it for people to start to question their own gender when around trans people? over the past few months my primary and another SO have both told me they thought they were experiencing dypshoria and I have no idea how to feel. Is it bullshit? Do trans people attract other trans people?
help DX
>>6260306
Green Day is a legit good band though. Well, up to a certain point. I actually listened to and enjoyed a Fall Out Boy record a few days ago and it made me consider going through some Fueled By Ramen bands like Panic.
>tfw not artsy enough for Sonic Youth
Like, their more conventional songs are cool... and noisy stuff can be cool... But somehow they don't do it for me.
>>6260318
This sounds like a correctable problem
U got a dog f a m?
>>6260335
The surrealist group was strictly aligned with Moscow for most of the meaningful part of its existence. Pretty far from Adorno's Marxism.
>>6260349
you should have places to feel like that if you needed and places for other kind of stuff. it doesn't mix too well with every kind of conversation having someone around to do that.
>>6260347
that person is destined to save me from tfw no bf
>tfw have to pull it out myself cus no bf
>>6260356
my dog is a girl should i turn her into an ftm and pump her with doggy testosterone
>>6260342
Mei and bastion are the only waifu material in Overwatch
>tfw qt beep boop's
>>6260351
I'd say that a certain degree of dysphoria isn't that rare, while in some cases it's really something that marks your life.
But that's sort of a gatekeepy position so I'm sure most won't agree with me.
>>6260287
still fighting the good fight to stay male
#femboi
>>6260349
I get enough positive attention from decent people to not feel the need for any misplaced "worship" from chaser scum.
heya mtfg ~
>>6260326
what's ur work?
same old for me, health shit in the way of trans surgeries and life in general, looking for places in the city to move to for my partner to go back to school
have a new kitten my partner caught from the wild and a puppy she got to protect me, u might have missed that
>>6260359
What about her doggie innie? Will it turn into a doggie outie or do you need to pay for doggie frankenpenis?
>>6260330
You're planning to lie and minimise to someone who only wants to help you. Remove yourself.
>>6260364
Heyo, how has life been?
>>6260338
lies, can't find her and she's too popular to not be at top
what's her username?
>>6260356
I have one of these but its just not the same ;~;
>>6260364
cool new avatar
>>6260371
She just finished her show. Maybe next time anon.
>>6260370
youre cute sometimes when my hairs wet its curly and i look almost like you and it makes me feel better about myself
>>6260368
hiya miss Leri!! always a pleasant surprise to see you :3
life has been so so desu, she'd know but I recently started Cypro and upped my dosage to 6mg of E so at least that's going well.
wbu?
>>6260375
t-thanks it's michiko
>delusional men into beastiality
>>6260384
Tranny genocide when
>>6260381
Korra, Korra, I had an appointment today~ (>>6260189)
>>6260370
>>6259882
gomen my phone died and i justgot home, what's up senpaitachi???
>>6260391
fuck yah girl!
>>6260384
a s l?
do u have a doggie penis?
>>6260389
because i usually look far worse and male-r and occasionally i catch glimpses of myself looking like you and youre cute and girly so i compare myself to something far above me and briefly feel better when i think that i actually resemble something good for once
>>6260354
well you like adventure time so I didn't expect you to have good taste
>>6260384
woof woof baby
>>6260396
20/m/canada
no but i have a big human penis
>>6260384
sickos
red loves tentacles
>>6260396
no but I can dog YOU with my benis XD XD XD
>>6260404
he probably had that in his butt
>>6260399
I also like ice cream sandwiches. Does that improve my standing?
>>6260404
Cthulhu Fthagn Nigga
>GIVE ME TRANS GF NOW OR GIVE ME DEATH
>>6260381
>Cypro and better doses
Neat, hopefully it works nicely
Also I'm on my 3rd day off e for surgery. The world has gone gray, the birds stopped singing, children stopped laughing forever, etc.
And panicking a bit over moral supporting friends coming over as guests for a bit.
>>6260414
Death it shall be. death by snu snu
>>6260402
are you in victoria right now? wanna spitroast elanna with me?
>>6260391
yay! how did it go marcy-chan??
>>6260421
wew lad
>>6260423
Check the second link in that post, baka!
tl;dr I got informed consent papers and could get a prescription in two weeks. I have to go over the papers with my parents though and I have a feeling I'll end up banking some sperm so that might delay me a little bit.
>>6260396
how nice are doggie penises?
>>6260418
I miss E too. Resuming HRT in a bit more than a week. SRS was entirely worth it, though, even though withdrawal from benzos, tobacco and estrogen is a bit much to take at once.
>>6260381
>I recently started Cypro and upped my dosage to 6mg of E
that's cool Korra, how long have you been on E
>>6260409
n-n-n-not here ahh
you kind of are though and i wish i looked like a 14yo girl permanently like you instead of only occasionally
>>6260428
>>6260330
do something, anything. i've given you help in navigating the uk medical system since august/september last year. i've given you jobs and careers advice. but you don't /do/ anything. you always ask what i want from you. i want you to do things for you. because when you do, you will succeed. you can do it, Robin.
>>6260421
yes and yes
>>6260418
it has been so far! my depressed mood has massively improved!
>no E
oh my god I'm sry to hear that. I not being on E was dark dark days for me =_=;;
>>6260330
when are you killing yourself? :)
>>6260427
yay! glad to hear things are going well for you! desu i wish I could have banked but it's too expensive ><
>>6260430
on (and off for a few weeks) for 3ish months
>>6260436
You should have seen elanna's face just now. I've never seen someone so excited by a shitpost.
>>6260444
Oh, I keep hearing it's expensive. I should probably do some research.
>>6260444
ah ok, w-why on and off?
>>6260420
>mfw ear floofs are not furry
>>6260447
Wew should've took a pic
Cute tho
>>6260365
general manager and chef at this pizza place, work 80-90 hours a week x.x but i like it a lot
that's cute :3 how are you and her doing?
>>6260312
Your memes are weak
>>6260452
>>6260459
>>6260445
i d-dunno im shy and dumb
what is yours
and NO 14yo girl
>>6260349
Excuse me, but mentioning dick to a tranny is chilling. It reminds them of that tumor between their legs.
>>6260445
i can use korra for a bit just for you puppers <3
>>6260449
yeahhh it's p crazy...
>>6260453
i mistimed a few of my refills and ended up not having either e or an AA for a few weeks ;~;
I'm so fucking sick of my dysphoria at this point but I can't actually get HRT because of family.
I'm 5'5", 123lbs, and 20 years old. How much of each fucking pill do I need and where do I get it online? I just want to slowly transition under the radar until I move out in hopefully less than a year.
>>6260467
No, mentioning periods and ovaries to trannies is chilling. Mentioning dick just makes my mouth water and prepares my anus.
>>6260458
Does this mean we're on for spitroasts?
hi mtfg it me
how has your night been goin?
>>6260471
I get pretty sad thinking that I'll never have periods.
>>6260469
>>6233634
▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
(if you want to maybe find a friend in your area) ▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
>>6260469
if you're gonna have breasts they are gonna be pretty obvious before the first year...
check the OP's second link for hrt
holy shit banking sperm is REALLY EXPENSIVE
>>6260476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbIUyWJyu1s
>>6260481
<3 ilu2 cookie
>>6260494
yeah I looked up prices before and got the same result =(
>>6260494
>wanting to be a father
>>6260021
Is that bad that I never plan to go full time?
>>6260505
Ah well, I probably wasn't gonna be with a woman anyway.
For people that smoke weed, is there a noticeable difference now as compared to before you transitioned?
how the fuCK do i go find a job
All of the nice computer science internships i applied to denied me. I literally don't care what im doing as long as its not prostitution, camwhoring, or drug trafficking. What should I go do?
>tfw don't look like Ellie Kendrick
>>6260516
work in retail for a few years, grocery stores, local stores, manual labor, if you are still manish then security guard positions like scary looking people (thats what I am for the summer!)
>>6260516
I got hired on the spot when I applied to McDonald's and I'm not even Hispanic
>>6260437
Glad it improved things.
Also I just figure the sacrifice is worth it.
>tfw your gf buys you one of these before your first time
