the satyricon, the gayest work of literature ever written edition
old thread: >>6231304
>tfw drinking tonight
Shit job is shit. I'm in that "I miss my ex" mood. Thank Satan I'm not drinking alone.
>>6234496
you're welcome
just loaded up GTAV, set the gametime to "stormy night", turned off all dialogue, missiojs and the HUD, and drove aimlessly and safely around the map in the pitch dark for 2 hours while listening to vaporwave
i feel very spiritual and cosy right now
>>6234504
Much appreciated.
>>6234516
When I used to play Red Dead with my friend, we'd ride around and just have that long, deep conversations about life or other things. I'm not sure why it happened but it was great.
>>6234528
Me and my best friend did that. I brought my tv and PS3 and lanned and just rode around, shootinf bandits, talking and pretending to be Cowboys.
Guys I think I finally found a new general to shit up full time.
>>6234580
Sounds super fun. I guess the barren desert just makes for good talking. I love to walk around in the deserted parts of the world in GTA V even online.
Good times.
>>6234595
is it this one?
Drinking alone alright and reading "In the land of Israel" alright gaygen lets get this party started.
>>6234648
Nobody is even around in this one. Nothing ever happens and no new meme posters come in.
Does a vibrator feel better than a real cock? I have worries about my bf getting one and then not enjoying me as much.
>>6234705
Use it on him.
>>6234804
>>6234705
You really can't feel the vibrations that well in the anus, well at least I couldn't with me. Maybe with a really good one that could reach the prostate.
>tfw I am drinking alone but no one is on gaygen for me to talk too
This thread im in has about fifteen trips posting anons giving death threats and its a topic im interested into.
Im definetely gradually leaving this place tbvh. This is amazing
>>6234862
wut?
>>6234839
what's up
I should have listened to gaygen when they told me to not get involved with biscum. I had no idea it would be this fucked up and I would end up so hurt.
I just want a gay man in my life.
>>6234865
Shitposting anon...shitposting...
>>6234870
im biscum and i dont get involved with biscum
when will u idiots learn lmao
>>6234862
My version of shitposting is pubstomping in TF2 with the vaccinator
>>6234877
sitting upright on an uncomfortable chair on my desktop computer, listening to iceage, thinking about watching a film but put off that i'll have to redownload it off a torrent site since it isn't on netflix
what's the book about
>>6234884
jesus i thought this game would be dead by now
>>6234887
It's still consistently one of the top played games on steam
>all this drinking
Alone together.
>>6234887
Israeli author goes around interviewing people in the 1980s around the war in Lebanon.
>thinking about watching a film but put off that i'll have to redownload it off a torrent site since it isn't on netflix
What movie ?
>>6234447
being a DINK is awesome!
>>6234899
Basically the vaccinator is a medigun designed for pocketing. Instead of one big uber you have 4 2.5s ubers you can pop for either fire, explosive, or bullet that shields you for 75% of the damage. It charges incredibly fast and it's pretty much impossible to win a one on one battle against it. It's incredibly powerful, I get ridiculous killstreaks thanks to it, my highest ever was just over 200.
>>6234906
tetsuo the iron man
>>6234896
I'd join you but I've been sober for a couple months now and I had better keep up the pretense of caring about my health
>>6234912
TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>6234836
I hope that is the case, it kinda freaks me out thinking about becoming inadequate.
>>6234912
kinda reminds me that I have enjo and I could watch that.
>>6234919
Don't worry too much about it, sex is a lot different from just using toys, it's much more intimate and arousing.
Lads I need a recommendation
I have copies of the trial, notes from the underground, and american psycho
Which should I read first
>>6234938
i've only read american psycho. out of the 4 bret easton ellis novels i've actually read it's probably at #3 in terms of what i liked, but as a novel it's pretty interesting from start to finish.
notes from underground is supposed to be good though
>>6234923
I dunno, because if the pleasure isn't as intense physically, then won't he be focusing more on that rather than the act of sex itself?
Personally I enjoy the passion in sex. I don't really feel much from anal sex at all. I only cum from getting so turned on seeing how much he's into it, the moans, the orgasm, etc. If I lose all that enthusiasm, then I'll just be dead having sex.
>>6234938
>the trial, notes from the underground
I've read these two; read notes first; or better yet read "temple of the golden pavilion" its better than both.
>>6234908
200 kill streak?
That's such a large number. Do you just camp or something?
>>6234971
Nah, not much point to camping in TF2. It was a double cross and there were 4 people on the enemy team who just kept trying to kill us, they killed my pocket once with a sniper, but I managed to last for a long time. It was just constant fighting over and over on the bridge.
>>6234997
I feel you.
I played tf2 a little bit back in the day but just never stuck with it. I always thought the teamwork and the different abilities were really fun. I remember pyro and spy just being my favorite.
The biggest dick grief move that I've don in terms of killstreaks was in COD hardcore this guy on my team had a seventeen kill streak and I killed my own teammate to ruin his streak.
It was fun tbqh.
Am I the only gay man alive who doesn't know what the fuck jelking is?
>>6235094
I learned it from fit back in the day.
Its bruising your cock to make it bigger
>>6235094
i just looked it up lol
>tfw Japanese soda and gin
>>6235204
Exactly how is that??? I like me some Ramune but is it too sweet with alcohol?
>>6235254
I generally drink gin straight so taste isn't an issue for me. I think that it tastes pretty good. I mean you're drinking to get drunk so its not bad.
I want to try octopus ramune that sounds so delicious tbvh.
>>6235270
Octopus ramune is a thing? Oh my...
>tfw you break your week-long nofap and literally cover your torso in cum
balls ache desu lads but it was worth it.
>>6235362
Same thing happened to me recently, it actually kinda hurt coming out because there was just so much of it, but it felt really good. Came three times after that too in the same session. Literally cum everywhere.
Is Scruff any good? Is it less lewd than grindr?
>>6234914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYNHO-qpWNE
>>6235461
Its been a minute how are you?
>>6235511
Wide eyed and bushy tailed.
>>6235459
its more lewd
grindr is pretty tame
>>6235552
rip I was hoping i'd find a decent gay dating app
>>6235556
are people on grindr really that rude
i mostly just get random dick pics (which are obvious bc it says picture received, dont even have to look), weird compliments, "looking?", and weird messages i think are supposed to be compliments
Do you have any regrets /gaygen/? If your life were to end right now, would you be okay with that?
>>6235571
They're not too bad but I'm uncomfortable with the idea of trying to find a boyfriend in a place with so many dick pics and people who just want to hook up
>>6235580
maybe dating apps aren't for you as a whole then
sex is a core part of dating for most people
post vocaroos of u singing, gaygen
>>6235593
Do you actually date people from grindr? Without sex
>>6235578
I'd have a few. I know I'd have a few choice words for some people in my life. I think I'd feel bad about my ex, granted I knew I'd bite the bullet.
>>6235609
yes
i've actually never had sex with someone i met on grindr, but that doesn't mean thats not what it's for primarily and i'm aware of that.
>>6235578
If I could go back in time and kill me at 15, that would be groovy. Like all good people on 4chan, I regret not having died sooner, and that's the only thing worth regretting. Everything else is hilarious, though. There are ways and places that I'd prefer not to die, but I'm as at peace with death as I know I can be - I will sink for a moment, and then I will feel building panic as pain and terror shoot through for however long they do. Like a child subjected to a new, frightening experience, I may at last think "I don't want this" right as my brain shuts down and I lose track of everything and cease to be a person. But that reaction is the impulse of the shortsighted part of the mind.
>>6235602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TXfCP7AbMt
>cute guy
>"T"
Ugh, why...
>>6235580
Tbh scruff is so much better for so many reasons. Profiles tend to be more detailed so its easier to see guys' intentions. I see way more people using it as a dating app than grindr. I honestly havent used grindr in a while. Because its more detailed its also more honest which is why it may seem more lewd to the above poster but its way less sketchy
>>6235719
What does T mean?
>>6235773
Awful slang for Crystal.
>i want a relationship not a one night stand
Why don't you guys grow out of guys slave mindset and grow some balls and fug everyone? Can't get babies so you might as well fug n sug. O wait you think it's degenerate. That's pretty fucking sad tbqh denying yourself pleasure on earth because the degenerate myth.
Grow up.
>>6235767
Some people make Scruff their personal soapbox
>>6235786
Just tired of sex, personally. But I don't want a relationship, either.
>>6235786
>not having a relative disinterest towards sex
Disgusting
>>6235796
Yeah ok buddy say that when you see a 8 out of 10 or more in front of you being nice to you and you wonder why they are being nice. Ill laugh at your abstinence at that point.
>>6235809
Its just sad seeing people not fuck everything as much as possible because of degeneracy and muh feelings bullshit.
Sex is LITERALLY the only thing that matters in this world when you really think about it. There is absolutely zero harmful effects of sleeping with everyone and anyone but people stop because of their made up feelings that they make up with relationship bullshit i don't even get it makes me fucking sick tbqh.
>>6235842
Enjoy AIDS
>>6235719
Is your entire life just checking Grindr and not finding guys?
>>6235842
>Yeah ok buddy say that when you see a 8 out of 10 or more in front of you being nice to you and you wonder why they are being nice. Ill laugh at your abstinence at that point.
I'm not going to fuck someone just because they were being nice to me. Maybe if they're giving me money, like a lot of money. Money is nice.
>>6235858
O I see so you're one of those girls huh? A vapid twat who leaves you for CHAD. Pretend feelings manipulating everything for survival gain. That's disgusting in ashamed to even be posting on the same website as you tbqh. Such disgusting behavior.
>>6235846
That's literally only for black people. Im too beautiful for aids. Name one attractive person with aids. You can't because aids strikes THE WEAK.
That being said I still want a boy to sit on me like this.
>>6235880
Lol I don't pretend to have feelings.
People seem to project them onto me because they're lonely. Like Wilson in that movie where the guy's trapped on an island.
>>6235786
If someone thinks being a slut is degenerate, what makes you think they will enjoy it at all?
>>6235908
yeah I think it was called "FedEx Hawaii chain grande opening" or something.
>>6235915
That thought alone is something that is ingrained in us homos since day 1. Being a slut and fucking everyone is literally an ATTACK on the repression from the straight man menace. They are just jealous that we can fuck everything and everyone and they want to stop it.
That's why Jesus stopped us from fucking everything. Its all about social control.
>>6235908
I've never had the attention span to enjoy a movie tbqhn
So i have a legit problem i need advice on. Phoebe on Friends had a similar problem one time.
When you're in the dating scene sometimes you end up talking to more than one guy at the same time. And it makes sense to explore all the options because if one doesnt work out, you havent wasted time pursuing the other one. But when they both work out there's the predicament or having to choose one. Its a hard thing to navigate. Because if you choose one and later on it doesn't work out then you cant really go back to the other one. Mostly because they wont appreciate being 2nd choice no matter how more right they may have been in the long run.
Anyone have advice on how to deal with such a situation?
>>6235964
All memes aside just let your feelings make the choices for you at that point.
>>6235943
That's the one!
>>6235964
trouple
>>6235959
Now, I know this is bait but I just love typing so I'll type out my view bb <3
Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I can't have morals.Before I am a gay man I am a man with actual moral standards. My parents raised me as a person who is not reliant on sexual desires to feel satisfied in life. I was raised in a pretty christian family, but when I finally embraced that i was gay I didn't just throw all of the shit my parents and elders taught me out the window. Either by just being rebellious and "sticking it to the straight man!" like what you think or just by a lustful nature. I simply wouldn't be happy if I just auctioned myself off to whoever was willing to fuck me. I would feel empty, not fueled by anything but physical pleasure is not a good way to live. I choose to fuel my love life by actual love and not just short periods of frivolous pleasure. Granted, you can just say I'm a beta cuck and just move on which is aight senpai ily either way B^)
>>6236024
You sound cute tbqh and youre my type. If you knew it was bait why would you keep typing? At that point I think it's something that you wanted to get off of your chest which is great tbqh...
I understand how hard it must be too bec raised in that type of household in that situation tbqh...
>>6236054
Thanks senpai, I just kept typing because I'm bored and like a little bit of attention because I knew you would reply.
Well, It's not really hard honestly. Once i told my Dad i wasn't one of those gay dudes that went to bars and fooled around all the time he was pretty fine with it. My Mom was always really supportive but sometimes she doesn't stop saying that she supports me which can get kinda annoying sometimes desu.
>>6234447
wheres da tinychat?
>>6236110
Howd you know I was going to respond? Are you calling me a loser that gets drunk and shitposts all day and night?
Wow rude tbqh..,
But really tho you should be grateful for your family it sounds like. Women arec always annoying when it comes to gay shit. They use gay as an excuse to prove to the world how loving they are. Don't trust them tbvVh.
>>6236141
yeah. That's the assumption I made.
Oh I'm definitely grateful. Before I was totally sure I was gay I had a bunch of girlfriends (I had a phase of "w-w-well maybe I just haven't been with enough girls!"). Honestly it was so shitty. I just like dudes so much better, God chicks are just so annoying.
>>6236153
Yeah girls are really annoying in general. Ive had mostly girls as friends because they find me funny but anything pasy that is trouble.
Im actually pretty bad at flirting with guys. Because gay guys are still guys. Even the bitchiest guy still is a guy. Its hard to say what men want to hear, with girls its easy just give them attention and say something like that. Guys will just throw it in your face and call you a faggot. I guess you have to man up them.
I don't know tbqh what do I know im just loud and obnoxious.
You sound pretty cool though tbqh.
>>6236177
I'm pretty smooth honestly, I can hold a conversation very well irl. I'm a little bit bad at the whole flirting thing also, But honestly I just try out stuff I think I would like to hear. Also I like to keep my flirting kinda vague so that if they catch on and aren't into it then it's not that big of a deal. But I have to go to bed, all my other friends went to bed so I'm just sitting here doing nothing.
And thanks, I would like to think I'm pretty cool also. And i guuuuess you're an alright shitposter too B^)
>>6236207
>having friends
mmmm NEXT
Straight man poo
>>6236239
>>6234516
Vapourwave that's the fucking one, ugh, I was looking for synthwave, thanks for posting bbe.
Synthwave was good, but vapourwave is full autism.
>>6236253
Post POO
STRAIGHT whiteguy
>tfw you're a Japanese girl
>>6236367
its so annoying when you know someone who is physically attractive but has such cringey fashion / personality that they ruin it
>>6236437
woopsy idk why i linked to you
>>6236437
>>6236439
Lol
Throwing that shade tbqh. Rude tbvh.
Goodnight even though i was just me drunken posting for hours.
>>6236506
it wasnt even directed at you i just accidentally linked you
you arent physically attractive anyway
>>6234907
what's a dink?
>>6236811
Double Income No Kids
>>6236873
tfw poverty wage and going to die unloved
>>6236223
Here
>>6236873
>mfw
>>6235850
I'm bored, so yes.
>>6237058
Pic up a new hobby, Armyboy
>>6236902
>tfw pretty decent wage but will still die unloved
Idk if that makes you feel better anon
>>6237077
I don't have a hobby I can do at 2 in the morning while drunk.
>>6237096
Sex is a hobby that's usually conducted under those circumstances
>>6237096
>I don't have a hobby I can do at 2 in the morning
I heard sleeping is a common one.
Or are you one of those "I got nothing going on in my life right now, so why waste it more on sleep" kind of guys?
>>6237094
give me money and i will possibly love you
>>6237133
Get a boyfriend
>>6237158
Working on it for the past 2 years.!
am I sexy?
>>6237188
Work harder. Sweatier. With less clothing.
>>6237191
Bobblehead.jpeg
>>6237111
Meh, if I wanted that kind of relationship dynamic I would just go date women.
>>6234447
>tfw you will never be Giton and seduce all the old poets
>>6237193
That just sounds awful
>>6237211
what's wrong with my face?
My game is releasing next week, gaygen
I'm excited
>>6237268
Fuck off
>>6237268
>my game
>just did some shit sprite work literally every other otherkin tumblr indie developer has done already
What's it called?
>>6237268
what's the game called?
How Circe lost her fiance by being a cock hungry whore?
>>6237258
Nothing really. Shave off that thing though.
>>6237281
rekt softly
>>6237219
this gives me anxiety
>>6237258
Nothing. You're fine. Maybe just redo your facial hair a little?
>>6237096
Put a buttplug in your arse, cover yourself in baby oil and run around the house. Thats what I used to do.
>>6237382
Webm pls
>>6237382
Help me, Senpai?
>>6237096
you could study
>>6237428
Study what?
>>6237454
Muh dick
>>6237459
Post dick
>>6237469
I can't be arsed to make an imgur account for my tackle
>>6237481
You don't have to make an account. Next excuse please.
has anyone here had sex with a construction worker / blue collar guy ?
What was it like ?
>>6237486
http://m.imgur.com/adTI1Su
You're welcome
Btw I deleted my cock pics so I took it from an grindr exchange hence watermark
>>6237499
>Btw I deleted my cock pics so I took it from an grindr exchange hence watermark
Riiiiight
>>6237508
Yes my master plan is to post a random grindr guys cock as my own, as anon.
You fucking got me buddy
Master plan , failed
>>6237523
Post bum
>>6237532
But that'd have to be took from grindr too and well it obviously won't be mine Because of all I have to gain posting a nice ass on 4chan
>>6237537
What's stopping you from taking a new pic though?
>>6237489
I had sex with a factory worker country boy.
Sex was okay, he gave head like a champ and had a nice southern charm but was as perceptive and interesting as a rock.
After 2 weeks I was just done being bored with nothing to engage in.
>>6237537
I can work with that, anon.
>>6237542
Well I really liked that pic of my cock and just my phone being shit and lightning in my room is shit but here , my butt http://m.imgur.com/wN6a2kb
>>6237546
Just post your damn game. Stop playing your usual dumb routine of attention grabbing.
>>6237545
Was he qt atleast ?
>perceptive and interesting as a rock.
I've heard that a lot actually.
>>6237553
Instagram-angle/10
>>6237559
He was okay. I wouldn't say qt, but he had a nice rugged aesthetic and enjoyed making out on the bed of his truck. And always wore a really comfy camo jacket.
By everytime wed have dinner or spend time together that wasn't with a tv or sex, it was just... Dull.
>>6237562
Take it or leave it bby
>>6237570
Moar pls
>>6237565
>I wouldn't say qt, but he had a nice rugged aesthetic
eh, i'd wanna try a guy like that atleast once.
>>6237577
Sorry bby, friend called for me
>>6237657
Post new buttpic and I'll forgive you
>>6236540
Yes I am jerk.
I think I killed the thread though...
>>6237628
>oil
>wooden floors
Triggered...
>>6237688
Use lemon oil or gunstock oil and bare wood floors so you get a nice sheen and a pop to the grain and color of the wood when you're done
>>6237697
I deals with floors on a daily basis (I yell at Shaw and Mohawk on a daily basis) and having wood floors down here in general is just a bad situation waiting to happen.
I'll stick with LVT lol.
>>6237677
you look like a stereotypical fairy tale troll
>>6237688
Maybe use linseed oil then, though be careful, it's known for randomly combusting~
>>6237664
http://m.imgur.com/QSXALCH
better alone than in bad company
better alone than in bad company
better alone than in bad company
better alone than in bad company
better alone than in bad company
>>6237706
I deal with drunk people on a daily basis and i still try to be drunk as much as possible.
Live a little~
>>6237712
KR what are you into?
>>6237722
got to repress that tranny dysphoria some how
>>6237715
k I forgive you
more pls
>>6237711
I knew I should have taken HRT instead...ill never be a TRUE Japanese girl...
>>6237765
tfw japanese girl
tfw kekking at ur life
>>6237740
That ISNT TRUE
I do it because it destroys my liver when taken with HRT and i want to die a slow painful death and find release from my dysphoria
>>6237788
Thats so hurtful that there are Japanese girls cis and im not one of them...
Anyway im out I shit this thread up too much too the point where I even think its sad. Im going outside and mowing the lawn and being a good lad hopefully getting rid of this hangover.
Modern technology makes it too easy...i need a range ban.
>>6237799
>m-maybe if i am self-deprecating they will stop making fun of my trannyness
>>6237826
But i'm admitting it, not being self-deprecating.
seems I can't win, i'm trying to be open with you
So my date can't fucking decide where to eat...
Might as well just cancel the whole thing since he has had a whole week to decide and is lactose intolerant so most food is out of the question.
This thread is boring and gay.
>>6237729
In terms of sexual fetishes and the likes, or general interests?
anyone else have a smelly cock?
like when you rub your foreskin/dickhead does it have a distinct odor/smell?
>>6237850
>tfw no vegan bf to shove his banana down my mouth
>>6237880
Only if I've wanked loads and haven't washed it.
Weirdly, every time I dry my balls/pubes after a shower it smells like pencil lead....?
>>6237849
Look up vegan places in your area, duh. Man up and decide for him.
>>6237869
I have a fetish
*reads KR post while checking on the local news
Heh heh
*let's out a tiny fart
O golly gee must be the eggs and toast.
*BRUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE
O O O GOD I MADE POOPY IN MY DIAPEY WIPEY XDDD
MOMMMMMMMM
>>6237899
stop posting my pictures.
>>6237834
open ur asshole for me
>>6237906
My day will come.
>>6237891
>vegan
And I've suggested like 4 places (Asian is easy) and even to just skip food and have drinks or tea or shit.
Nothing.
>>6237921
ok
>>6237933
ok
>>6237753
Here
http://m.imgur.com/4ZbfO7H
Why is this place filled with so many dedicated shitposters?
>>6237955
*puts tounge inside of ur flaccid penis foreskin*
>>6237963
To fill the desperate void of romance in our lives.
>>6237965
<3~~
>>6237961
Cheeky monkey. Are you wearing a garter?
>>6237978
*pushes finger into uretha*
>>6237980
No, it's just a strap from my trousers .... honest :3
tfw havent eaten anything for 48 hours
>>6238076
Eat a dick faggot.
>>6238106
tfw makis cock is so teeny you can put the whole thingy in ur mouth and it doesnt even reach your throat
>>6238142
>Maki
Lol what a faggot. He's almost as lame as you but not quite.
>>6238158
how does it feel knowing that you will die having never experienced a qt twink gagging on ur cock???
>>6238176
gagging is gross and makes me not want to let them continue sucking my dick
>>6238076
Enjoy your hair loss, weak nails and dry skin
You could just go on a reasonable caloric deficit to lose weight and experience none of the above, so you don't look like some sad cancer patient lol
>>6237545
How did you even meet anyways ?
>>6238176
>Still thinks im shrimp dick
![bromance-love-relationships1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fhceWxG.jpg "bromance-love-relationships1[1].jpg")
Help me
I have a tiny libido and only want to fuck once in a while, and I think as a result I literally can't tell normal male friendship from gay lust/romance. The line is so blurry it's almost the exact same thing to me. Whenever my friendship with a guy is getting a bit deep and meaningful I'm afraid of catching myself crossing lines because I just don't even clearly realize where the difference is. The desire to be together, laugh together... That feeling that you're similar and share the same thought processes... The trust... The knowing glances... That urge to make each other feel good. I feel so creepy and I get all cold and distant just to try and keep the two kinds of manly attraction separated in my mind. I always hear about the odd "straight crush" but it's like any little connection with someone IS a crush. To me sex is just a nice "instant pleasure big red button", like eating some chocolate or something, I'd rather masturbate and get the urge out of my mind, but INTIMACY and emotional harmony is what love/romance really is about. And nowadays every guy seems to be well within this kind of bond with their friends. Some of my friends are even really cuddly. Even with girls I'm embarrassed and coworkers who I've not came out to tease me for being a bit too pleasant and close to girls I get along with (maybe I'm bi and just too lazy to want sex with girls because it's so much more challenging?). Is friendship really just doing whatever you want and going with the flow, and it's just the will to fuck that turns the exact same thing into "love"/romance/a "crush"?
>>6238214
Grindr.
>>6238235
who currs
if you're being weird most straight guys will let it be known.
also
>sex with girls
>so much more challenging
???
>>6238169
what is 'cute'
>>6238180
ur weird tho
>>6238188
>what are nutritional supplements
'healthy' weight loss as memed by places like leddit is not going to alter ur body composition effectively
+ weight loss is not the only reason im not eating
>>6238259
>is not going to alter ur body composition effectively
lol what exactly is your goal
this is haram
>>6238248
>sex with girls
>so much more challenging
You have to learn about the clitoris and try to guess what feels good and stuff, it's harder than imagining what you would like to be done on erogenous zones you actually have. And you're almost always expected to be all commanding and strong and do all the work, and if you start enjoying yourself and being gentle and soft, the whore will get turned off and think you're too beta. With a man, he will usually like what you're doing if it makes sense and feels right, and he will probably help you if you really suck at it, but with a woman it's like a SKILL you will need some training and thought to master, with very little help from her, for the same reward.
>>6238280
You're overthinking it.
>touch places that are supposed to feel good
>put ur benis in hole
>thrust to completion
>shake hands and never make eye contact again
For real tho it's a meme that it's some mythical thing. Sex with anyone is kind of just going with the flow, it's not like porn or the movies, there's usually some actual human emotion, sex is funny and awkward and anyone who denies it is trying too hard.
>>6238269
getting rid of muscle + fat
basically 'resetting' my body
im also just depressed af and dont feel like eating anything
>>6238288
Honestly this is the best advice when it comes to sex
>>6238295
yes but...
Why
Literally nothing attractive about a starved body. You're also retarded if you plan on 'rebuilding' your body in a different way. Your distribution of muscle and fat and shit won't change, that's genetics and hormonal levels, you won't lose weight first in all the places you want to. Due to your genetics you might keep, for instance, more mass on your thighs and shoulders, and lose a lot more mass in other places.
You'd be better off working towards a well-rounded, healthy body and appearance rather than starvation, which is attractive to the mentally ill and niche fetishists only, and you don't run the risk of causing any damage
>>6238259
why would you want someone gagging on your dick unless you need validation that your dick isn't tiny?
>>6238280
I had sex with a girl once on her period unprotected and she got her period blood all over my cock. She couldn't get pregnant so she was a huge whore. She started crying and was ashamed that her blood was covered over me. It looke like ketchup and mustard mixed. I was very turned on because that's my fetish tbqh.
The dog ended up licking it off my pants later on.
Straights will put up with that but shame man on man. Vaginas are meat flaps.
>>6238315
why cant i eventually do both??? this is just temporary. and t b h i objectively used to look a lot better when i was underweight. people would literally fawn over me constantly.
+ genetics and hormones are altered by environmental factors.
>>6238317
because sadism??? power dynamics? idk use ur imagination
Be gracious to me, O God, according to Your lovingkindness;
According to the greatness of Your compassion blot out my transgressions.
Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity
And cleanse me from my sin.
For I know my transgressions,
And my sin is ever before me.
Against You, You only, I have sinned
And done what is evil in Your sight,
So that You are justified when You speak
And blameless when You judge.
Behold, I was brought forth in iniquity,
And in sin my mother conceived me.
Behold, You desire truth in the innermost being,
And in the hidden part You will make me know wisdom.
Purify me with hyssop, and I shall be clean;
Wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Make me to hear joy and gladness,
Let the bones which You have broken rejoice.
Hide Your face from my sins
And blot out all my iniquities.
Create in me a clean heart, O God,
And renew a steadfast spirit within me.
Do not cast me away from Your presence
And do not take Your Holy Spirit from me.
Restore to me the joy of Your salvation
And sustain me with a willing spirit.
Then I will teach transgressors Your ways,
And sinners will be converted to You.
Deliver me from bloodguiltiness, O God, the God of my salvation;
Then my tongue will joyfully sing of Your righteousness.
Lord, open my lips,
That my mouth may declare Your praise.
For You do not delight in sacrifice, otherwise I would give it;
You are not pleased with burnt offering.
The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit;
A broken and a contrite heart, O God, You will not despise.
By Your favor do good to Zion;
Build the walls of Jerusalem.
Then You will delight in righteous sacrifices,
In burnt offering and whole burnt offering;
Then young bulls will be offered on Your altar.
I love that Psalm. What's your favorite Psalm /gg?
>>6238357
the large bulk of your bodily composition caused by genetics isn't changing now, family...
You're an adult, it's pretty firmly set.
I need to rethink my life. It's saturday night and I'm spending it watching Maki, Hitler, Niq, 5652 and a christian argue over sex. This is a new low.
>>6238367
Im not in it. Im just a nuisance that wont go away. Like a tic really.
>>6238367
psht, think how WE feel
>>6238367
hahaha fuckin' nerd
>>6238367
I spent mine with three drunk jock/nerds. One wanted to go to a bar and just try to get women. Another REALLY wanted us to play some type of game together. My roommate wanted to drink more and more. We settled on games because money reasons and one person already has a girlfriend, my roommate has no "game" and the other guy admitted he strikes out a lot. And then there's me, the other nerd that would rather stay home and just talk while we all were in a chill mood.
There was also a lot of porn sharing... I don't get average straight guys. I guess they like to compare what vaginas they'd stick it in.
>>6238389
>>6238359
1 Blessed is the one
who does not walk in step with the wicked
or stand in the way that sinners take
or sit in the company of mockers,
2 but whose delight is in the law of the Lord,
and who meditates on his law day and night.
3 That person is like a tree planted by streams of water,
which yields its fruit in season
and whose leaf does not wither—
whatever they do prospers.
4 Not so the wicked!
They are like chaff
that the wind blows away.
5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment,
nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
6 For the Lord watches over the way of the righteous,
but the way of the wicked leads to destruction.
Such perfect words.
OkCupid is full of cute guys that are too good for me, especially my top matches.
What are some dating sites for the uglies and the broken?
>>6238364
but fat + muscle distribution is mostly hormonal tho. and hormones are very effected by external factors like food drugs stress etc etc etc
+ either way genetics are as well environmental factors can 'activate' genes that werent active before.
Got a date tonight, wish me luck gaygen
>>6238437
What gene do I have to activate to get you to shut up?
>>6238458
Don't Fuck it up, anon
>>6238474
>>6238458
Try not to think about how much he's judging what you're saying and thinks you're weird or awkward or your outfit or hair or face look weird, or maybe you're coming on too strong and seem desperate, but if you dont you'll seem tryhard and autistic
Good luck ~~
>>6237869
My god i was so rude just asking and running off like that. sorry
I mean general interests.
