Cis Lesbian General: /ck/ and Food Porn Edition
Time to talk real business. Food. What're you having? What do you want to try? Favorite recipes? How do you get a girlfriend who is both hot and knows how to cook?
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Our monthly workout >>6210057
>>6226036
It's 3:30pm and I've eaten nothing all day but half of a scoop of Graeter's ice cream and half of a "KFC Go Cup".
Just kill me t b h
>>6226069
Hurry and get eating then. You know what I mean.
>>6226078
.....Fine. But I hope your pussy doesn't taste like all the junk you're posting.
>>6226085
Who knows. Throw some honey dust on it and you'll be fine.
>>6226095
"45 Best Seasonings For When You Eat The Pucci"
Get on it, Cosmo.
>>6226101
I haven't tried it yet. I think someone should and review it. Probably not me because I'm a filthy KHV. http://www.amazon.com/Kama-Sutra-Sweet-Honeysuckle-Powder/dp/B0014B0HFW
>>6226036
I'm kind of a health nut (run, bike, lift) so I eat very well but this weekend I plan on eating Chinese food. Not that "fine Asian cuisine" people talk about, that horribly good greasy stuff. I do it every few months and this weekend I'm diving in head first.
>>6226117
Got any pics of some good seafood?
Fuck yeah baking and shit.
I'm making a strawberry pound cake today.
>>6226193
>does pinterest have pics of some good seafood
Idk I'll check.
>tfw no gf
>>6226246
Post results. Possibly you eating it naked.
>>6226420
>live in portland
>pride announcement everywhere
I decided to never go so I won't have to be exposed to shitty sjws
>>6226036
>What're you having?
Leftover pasta. I was intending to go get dumplings but I remembered the pasta needed eating before it went bad.
>What do you want to try?
EVERYTHING (ok maybe not kiviaq). More food with insects in it, more fermented things. Regional specialties of any sort. I'm not into cooking so much as exploring places through food -- I want to know what other people are talking about when they talk about certain dishes, or the way a certain place does a certain dish. A "things to eat" list is usually top priority in my travel plans.
>>6226179
Greasy Chinese food is the best. Noodles swimming in oil, the deep-fried americanised stuff (that always seems to be a particular shade of golden brown), crispy animal fat (pic related). "Authentic" or not, fancy or not, I haven't met good greasy Chinese food that I didn't like.
>>6226442
Lol. That menu came from a lesbian festival near where I live, which I just found out exists. Not SJW but seems super crunchy granola and like most attendees are middle-aged and older butches. I love my butches but as a young, skinny femme I feel like I'd stick out like a sore thumb and possibly be eaten alive.
Where does one go IRL to meet 20s-30s lesbians who are just average women? Pride maybe?
>>6226461
>fried and lightly breaded vagina flaps on a plate
>>6226498
I... can't say I've ever had that thought while looking at siu yuk.
>>6226489
Lol go for lulz and relay back to us what happened. For bonus points dress sexy. The butches will gangrape you in the loo.
>>6226654
My fetish x10
>>6226654
I totally would, I'd risk butch gangrape for y'all, but it's something like $90 for a ticket. Maybe that's why the attendees skew so mature.
>>6226672
Get a rich gf
>>6226709
Gonna need a "How To" on that goal, anonymousse.
>>6226731
You go to rich places with fees that cut above 100 bucks a night. Gotta spend more to get more amirite
>>6226748
But they'll just dump me when I can't keep up the facade and they find out I am a poor.
I'm just gonna hang out at an intersection with a sign that says "NEED RICH GF. HAVE BOOBIES. WILL LICK."
What's your favorite Lesbian joke?
>>6226878
Q: Why did the lesbian cross the golden gate bridge, leaping to her death?
A: >tfwnogf
>>6226988
Got another good one.
Q: Why did the lesbian spend all her time on 4chan?
A: To receive a false illusion of companionship from other women she will never meet in real life as she comes up with excuses as to why lesbians actually near her aren't worth putting effort into finding because she's scared of putting effort into something and failing.
TOP KEK
HAAAA
Why do lesbians that are only attracted to masculine looking women exist?
>>6227253
Probably they want their femininity and prettiness validated so they want their partner to be butchier than they are.
Kind of in the same way as how most straight women don't want a guy who spends more time getting ready than they do.
Or maybe they just associate masculine-looking with being capable of "man's work" and feminine-looking with not, and that's a trait they're looking for.
>>6227253
Some chicks only like a particular kind of woman. I'm the same in that I only like other lesbians. At least I am aware of what I want.
>>6227052
Frogposter, what food do you wish to eat? And don't encourage your frustration by something like macrons and vaginaphillic consumables.
>>6227348
I like me a good salmon fillet with lemon, anon. Steak with mushrooms as a treat once or twice a month. Or honestly just give me a plate of plain kalamata olives and I'll be happy.
>>6227400
I never like olives. I've tolerated them a few times but I could never find joy in the flavor.
>tfw you're typing this in a public place on a public computer and a qt grill is right across from you but you have to stop yourself from staring like a creep
I seriously don't know how people manage to pry themselves away from admiring women. They're just walking works of motherfucking art.
>>6227426
Have you tried good olives, or just the shitty drenched-in-salt-solution-preservative olives?
lesgen, help.
I bought a vibrator but i only cum like 50% of the time. I'm new to masturbating. I'm 18 and just started doing it because I've been too scared of the sky daddy jesus man in the sky watching me touch myself.
am i doing something wrong?
>>6227618
Sounds like you need to be less inhibited. You're probably still self-conscious when you do it and women can't cum when they're feeling self-conscious.
>>6227426
d/a but maybe try different kinds of olives. Like the big, crunchy, castelvetrano ones -- they're really mild. Or one of the dark, leathery, oil-cured ones, which are deliciously intense. There are so many kinds of olives to love!
>tfw geonanon posted butt
>tfw searching archive for geoanon butt
>because anon said it would be un-deleted
>it's not
>reeeeeee.
And I was the one who jokingly said "post your butt" in the first place.
I did at least see the pic of geoanon on the rocks though...
>>6227618
Start watching Jesus porn and invite sky daddy jesus man to join you when you feel like you are being watched.
>tfw no female god to worship and submit to
>>6227618
Nah it's one of those things that gets better with practice. But if in doubt watch cute girls do it to themselves amateur style.
>>6227745
It was a pretty huge butt. She wasn't lying. Pretty hair too, even in a messy bun.
>>6227534
>>6227688
I admittedly haven't tried many olives. But I've had the general ones and learned to avoid them.
>>6227892
Hello. If you're a gold star afab then you are welcome among my flock. I love being idolized.
>>6227938
STINKY SU POSTING BISHIT POST YOUR BUTT I DEMAND IT
>>6227938
>>6227961
>homemade noodles
>sichuan
Now I'm craving those cold spicy noodles with the tangy chili sauce. I think they're called 四川涼麺 or something? They taste kinda like saliva chicken. Except noodles.
reminder
>>>/ck/ needs all you guys to visit!!!
>>6227938
plz share
It's not just me who falls way too quickly, right?
...Right?
>>6228177
falls away?
>>6228177
If they aren't proposing marriage by your one-week anniversary of the day you've proclaimed yourselves girlfriends, they clearly aren't that into you.
>>6227967
FFFFFFFFUCK MY ASS
PUNT MY CUNT
just shit
FINE WHATEVER
SMOTHER MY FACE IN PUSSY
QUEEF DOWN MY NOSE
AND CALL ME A FLOOZY
>>6228315
Thank you I love you.
Lol who took this picture?
>>6228207
Well I guess that's something at least.
I just always feel like I dumb because I get attached fast.
>>6228364
Are you another virgin anon?
That's common among virgins.
Or basically anyone that hasn't had their heart broken, really.
>>6228379
Im not a virgin... and my heart has been broken a few times.
Maybe that's why I always feel stupid for falling like that.
>>6228315
hnnnnnnnnngggg
>>6228344
One of my friends. We were all watching venture bros. It was kind of a sleep over deal. We partied hard the night before.
If I don't want my gf to cook, can I have one who's twice as hot?
>>6228488
Post moar pics pls.
>>6228504
Imma pull a supergirl anon and ask for YOUR ass first.
>Group on meetup.com
>855 members
>Genuinely interesting events
>0 people going
y do i evn
Oh btw SGanon, do you think this girl looks like a long-chinned Melissa Benoyster?
>>6228536
I actually did a double-take because I thought that was a picture of Our Lord and Savior at first. Yes. Yes that girl does look like a long-chinned Melissa Benoist.
Is she single? Does she want to sit on my face?
>>6228315
Watch this get posted on tranny pass threads now.
>tfw unable to attract most females due to bumbling ADD in(f/t)p autism
>tfw unable to keep the ones I do attract because of depression
where do i meet a girl as hopeless as me so we can share a studio and be pathetic together
>>6228548
Are you literally autistic? I'd date an autistic nerd gf.
And the answer is OKC because there are no other options.
>>6228543
She's a member of an LGBT meetup in my area, so yeah maybe. I spotted her and thought of you. Aren't you special.
>>6228569
>in my area
Your area wouldn't happen to be in California, would it? I'd go to that meetup.
hows it feel to be one of the last cis only lesbian spaces?
>>6228559
im not diagnosed, but I have trouble reading social and emotional queues sometimes and will sometimes just say outright weird shit
im probably just a weirdo
>>6228596
Its kinda like living in mississippi and being white after segregation ended.
>>6228606
That works too. I'd hit it.
>tfw keep seeing assorted Civil War maymays around
>they just make me laugh and think of supergirlanon
Get out of my head, Charles.
>>6228587
You wish.
If you're going to ever experience a Supergirl lookalike in a Supergirl costume sitting on your face, you're going to have to put more effort into it than just driving within your stupid, warm, sunshine-y state.
>>6228630
you wouldn't hit it though
>>6228606
Just get more exposure. I used to feel that way, then I discovered you can use that quirk to be hilarious. Spin stories in weird ways. Find your voice. Literally. My voice used to fluctuate a lot. With age and experience I found my (now deep announcer-like) voice and now I'm a real hit. People laugh at my stupid jokes, pick up lines, and strange stories. Exposure and a but of risk taking are key. It WILL be uncomfortable at first. That's just the name of the game. But! Eventually you will find yourself and people will actually seek out your company. That's my experience over the last 5 years at least.
Or maybe it was just my gigantic ass that made people like me fuck if I know what's going on in their heads.
>>6228635
>tfw people keep seeing things I love and thinking of me
This gives me an unwarranted sense of personal validation!
>Get out of my head, Charles.
Never!
>>6228640
Nah I'll just have to go south. Once you get near LA everyone looks like a movie star.
Legit, try it. Bitches be going to fucking In-n-out looking like they just stepped off a set.
>>6228648
Are you sure?
>>6228315
That's your baby pic right? It looks like you.
>>6228702
Why? Are you an SJW? Hyper-religious?
>>6228659
But no I'm really not joking. Hell, my ethics professor and I had one last nice talk today while other students were writing their finals (I had finished mine the night before and just showed up to hand it in). Lasted one and a half hours. Just talking about life in a critical and thoughtful way. Never thought I could pull that off a few years ago. She recommended me for honors, talked about some personal stuff, and told me all sorts of encouraging things. She's a pro bono lawyer and smart as hell. Really respect her.
ON TOP OF THAT my interview this morning went spectacularly. I have fucked up so many interviews in my life by being a total sperg, but at this point in my life I fuggin nailed it. Had them laughing and saying things you'd only say to someone you want to hire. I showed up in one of my aunts fucking judge get ups. I looked like a mega lesbian lawyer with a lion mane for hair. Absolutely ridiculous, but still pulled it off.
Tl;Dr
>used to get panic attacks weekly
>hated everything about self
>put a lot of effort into doing things that felt right and eventually started liking self instead of trying to be what I thought other people would like
>3-5 years later
>suddenly likable?!?
You can do it anon.
>>6228719
no and no
>>6228725
I am now intensely curious. Fat? Ugly? Why are you so sure?
>>6228737
I'm not fat. but yes, I am ugly, disgusting even
>>6228719
>>6228725
Oh god, you're trans aren't you?
>>6228745
of course not, this is cis lesgen after all
>>6228702
Dude, that ain't even half as embarrassing as the things I've said. I had a mental breakdown at work one day and told my lesbian manager that I was brutalized as a kid, and age just spilled her story and said it would be ok. So fucking embarrassing I don't know how I continued to work there. Had a panic attack when an old man was telling at me and called me a bitch and so I ran away to do the dishes but couldn't stop shaking while trying to hold back tears. Talk about aspie. It happens. I've gotten too fucked up at parties and accidentally stared at EVERYONE'S CROTCHES. EVERY. ONES. CROTCHES. I don't even know why. I have more if you need to hear it.
>>6228765
>I don't even know why.
Your body has been overly sexualized through life and as such the sexualization is forced into your brain, like even to a higher sperg level than your typical average horny lesbian.
>>6228744
>>6228754
>of course not, this is cis lesgen after all
>mfw no tranny-zapping border fence to ensure the purity of our gen
But if you're cis and just ugly I'd probably still hit it. Ugly ain't a dealbreaker. I'm flirting with an ugly chick right now.
>>6228702
>>6228765
Tbh I've definitely done worse things than the abortion thing. I've also done the spaced-out crotch-stare. People seem to like me anyway. Just gotta learn how to let embarrassment roll off of you, or spin it to your advantage.
>>6228765
Age=she
Telling=yelling
Ok maybe I still have problems with booze. But even when sober I've suddenly noticed people like me now for some reason? It's very strange. I'm sure that there are people that like you but you just can't see it right now. You know that funny shit you think of our say to yourself when you're alone? The you when you're feeling good and comfortable by yourself? That's the you you need to bring out. That's the you other people will like, because it's great and open and enjoyable and relatable.
I believe in you.
>>6228796
Oh thank you some one else stares at crotches. Thank you thank you. Holy shit that's a week long embarrassment bomb every time it happens. I could learn a thing or two from you.
>>6228815
I legitimately have no idea why I do it, either. I'll just be fucking talking to someone and start staring at their crotch, idly thinking about crotches and how underpants work and shit. Totally nonsexual, I just space out and lose track of where my eyes are.
Nobody's ever called me out on it, so I don't know how obvious it is. I don't even know if they notice.
It's all about radical acceptance. Once it's happened, there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Gotta just accept that it's happened and let it wash over you and away. Focus on not fucking up the next thing, that's the only thing you have power over.
>>6228702
>abortion
Bishit, I mean this in the kindest way possible - get the fuck out of my garden you disgusting filth.
>>6228765
Are other races just highly abused as children? White and black people seem to have the most terrible stories.
>>6228835
I did it to my cousin last week. I had no intention to and it was just so awkward. We all got free purple drinks (some port wine flower water slushy) because our food took an hour and I got surprise tipsy. Suddenly we're talking outside and I'm staring at his crotch for absolutely no reason. It's the weirdest fucking thing. Maybe everyone does it and no one really notices? It's a mystery.
>>6228846
No, you don't get it. That's exactly how I was. There's more to you than that, I promise you.
>>6228863
I don't think so
IF YOU DONT STOP BEING DEPRESSING IM GOING TO HAVE TO FORCE A CLEANSE I WANT GOOD LESBIAN DISCUSSION OF LESBIANS NONE OF YOUR SAD CHILDHOOD HANG UPS.
>>6228851
SU poster remains an unforgivable bishit. God I hate non goldstars.
>>6228871
That's just the low self confidence talking. Once you start enjoying yourself for the sake of your own enjoyment while in public you'll find yourself happier. What do you enjoy anon? What aspects of yourself do you take pride in?
>>6228875
Ikr she says something like that and thinks her hunger of dick will just fly past us baka baka
>>6228880
I don't enjoy anything very much, except maybe dancing in a good crowd (and I suck at dancing). and I don't take pride in anything about myself.
I honestly do what you say and go out talk to people and try to get exposure but its just me forcing myself and I get no pleasure out of it, it keeps me from going batty though
>>6228875
That SU gif has to be the gayest reaction possible to unintended exposure to men.
You're only encouraging me to post more.
And why don't you open up a bit, radical virgin goldstar queen? Your family exerting too much control over your life again? You must escape them and live your own lesbian fantasy.
>>6228902
>s m h
>autocorrects to baka
Why did I just burst out laughing so hard
What other acs don't I know of
>>6228905
You have to like yourself more in order to get more out of exposure. Take dance classes for a year. Really enjoy yourself on the floor.
Fuck I hate dancing. I always feel like an awkward shit hole. I just end up doing funny dad moves like revving the mower or driving the bus. I'm not graceful enough. I can deadlift over 250 pounds but I can't dance. I just pick people up and swing them instead. It works out because I'm careful to never break anything or hit anyone.
But no I digress. You like dancing? Nurture that and learn to take pride in it as you gain skill. I'm 100% certain that there are dance classes offered in your immediate area.
>>6228942
>>6228942
I severely doubt that I would ever take pride in dancing. I'd get better at it sure but take pride, no
hell I probably wouldnt even feel much better on the dance floor, I just move my hips and my arms and have fun, I don't get self conscious while dancing. so boosting my skills wouldnt even help with that
anyway you never answered my question where do i find another autist gf to studio it up and be cat ladies with
>>6228961
Maybe you're depressed and need medication.
>>6228933
You've seen how fat my ass is. That thing can power a 6 minute mile thanks to all the bicycling its done. I'll use it to run straight up to you and put you into a suplex.
I've tried the subservient role with you. Now you're getting lovingly suplexed. Maybe I'll be kind to you and just give you a pile driver like I do to my dog. I'll squat you for reps while dangling your head dangerously close to the pavement.
>>6228961
No. Just do it. If you're actually skilled at dancing you'll feel the endorphins that come from exercise and the pride in having a skill that most other humans don't have. You'll whip out cool ass moves on the dance floor and Peele will give you space just to watch something so well practiced and fun.
Also it really helps when you're trying to impress or pick up women. I'm infatuated with dancers, for one.
You really have nothing to lose by taking some dance classes.
>>6228974
probably
pretty scared of meds though. im kind of unstable already, im worried ill unleash some true batshit craziness if i get on them
>>6228976
Not even remotely threatening. Every post you type makes me dislike you further. There is literally nothing you have of value. Even your fat ass is diseased. What good is a butt covered in aids? Don't touch me with your bishit hands, I'm just going to hit you with my car then get a thorough car wash.
I leave you two alone for 20 minutes and everything goes to [s]hell[/s]shitposting.
>>6229003
You're only making me love you more, you sweet thing. I've been hit by a car before. I can take your petty love tap.
Oh and I guess I'd better tell my doctor and the life source blood people that their tests are wrong. Unless I actually am as clean as a whistle? Guess the only real solution is lovingly swolesting through pile driver 69ing you and then getting you tested.
>>6228844
>Are other races just highly abused as children? White and black people seem to have the most terrible stories.
I'm hispanic and was kinda molested as a kid. But not abused any other way.
Weird autistic story times?
>truth or dare time in middle school bus
>truth for one girl "ARE YOU A VIRGIN"
>as expected of middle school kid questions
>now all kids are answering
>little 8th grade dudes trying to prove they totally aren't virgins by describing pussy
>me trying to figure out what the fuck is normal response here
>one girl "I'm not cause I was molested by my uncle"
>dead creeped out silence
>except me "omygod shut up you know that shit barely counts"
>she thinks I'm accusing her of lying
>lol No idgaf just go to the cops we can't do shit about it
>she already went to the cops, uncle is in jail
>ok good for you keep molester shit out of a simple truth or dare game jesus
>everyone else just creeped out by my bitchiness of it
>got drunk at party
>flicked off everyone at party every time they talked to me
>why?
>i will never know
>>6229025
Oh man, I fucked that right up. That was pure newfaggotry. A++ go me
>>6229033
Adorable. See, this us what I mean by learning from you.
>>6229025
Goldstar queen is begging for it. It's too fun to deny myself the pleasure of rattling her bones with stupid pictures.
Damn y'all have had some fucked up lives. I'm taking my virgin asian queen and leaving to build a pure and monogamous normie lesbian utopia.
>>6229053
It's called exposure to reality and it builds some truly robust and capable people. The kind of women who can handle a long term steady relationship and build successful lives.
It's pretty great really. In a gay way.
>>6229031
How drunk are you because that incoherent sentence is nauseating.
>>6229032
Your story still does not improve the quality of the thread. No more weird childhood trauma. Might need to put a sign that says no trashy whites, blacks, or hispanics either. Yeesh.
>>6229053
Is that you, exgf-anon? I miss you. Your intolerance for garbage still makes my heart sing.
>>6229074
>The kind of women who can handle a long term steady relationship and build successful lives.
Riiiight, because you can't be successful in career and marriage unless your mommy and daddy raped your tiny newborn vagina every night. Keep hugboxing yourself.
>>6229078
Let me break it down for you, you poor illiterate sweet thing. I'm going to pile drive you. Swole (like in the buff sense) + molest = swolesting. Pile drives are when one person holds another person upside down, in order to smash their head into the floor.
So basically, I'm going to hold you upside down, we're going to 69, and I'll be squatting you for reps (repititions) while just barely grazing your head to the ground.
That's what pile drive 69ing you for reps means.
Is baby happy now that they're spoon fed?
MOTO-BOTO TIME
>>6229090
Daaaaw, way to take it to the unrealistic extreme and shit on anyone who had a bad experience outside of their control.
You're like a little /b/baby. Overcoming such things and building a successful life despite bad experiences build the kind of understanding character that can handle many things. Not saying it's necessary in order to be a good empathetic human being, of course not.
Anyway I'm done with this string of conversation. It's just too mean.
>>6229108
Don't you hurt my Queen! Or I'll pop your butt, stupidanon. I'll stick a pin right in it and it'll deflate, and I'll sit there, watching you get more and more butt-less, and laugh.
>>6229052
>Adorable.
who u callin adorable 1v1 me irl ill fuk u up im fukin jacked
But yeah, no, not taking yourself too seriously is very much an asset when learning to deal with embarrassment.
>>6229142
My glutes would just absorb the needle for iron. You'd only be making me stronger.
>>6229108
Stop replying to me, just stop. Bishit now means painful death, no kisses, no Andes mints, no nothing. Just slow, painful, agonizing death. I'll make you sit in the chamber with males too. That would suck.
>>6229128
>/b/aby
Fixed that for you.
And stop being such a patronizing lil shitbag.
>durr hurr your experience matters!!1
>durr hurr everything is valid we all matter!!!!!!!!1
Like ok we get that you ingest tumblr blogs 24/7 and subscribe to the PC digest. You're such a deep thinker. We get it ok we get the fucking picture. Now shut up.
>>6229177
Oh I'm sorry, do virgins experiences matter? Oh low blooow I'm just being mean now.
You missed the whole pun. /b/baby also has bb, which you are to me, beebs. I'll never stop loving you.
That's one buff lady, by the way. I'd wrassle her.
>>6229208
STOP REPLYING TO ME STOP IT
I don't know where you'd get the idea that being untouched by man hands is bad. Sure I haven't kissed more than one girl but it's still better than you. I bet you actually put uggggh in your mouth. God I am legitimately disgusted by you. I just hope you never get a girlfriend. One would be wasted on you.
>tfw you realize /lgbt/ gens are mostly held up by only like 6-10 really active posters each
>>6229252
It's just me on twelve different networks.
>>6229177
I ain't usually a butt gal but damn, those muscles. 10/10 would wrassle with.
>>6229252
And I'm hitting on every god damn one of them. In this gen anyway.
>>6229264
Post more butts.
>>6229264
>>6229274
Boo, post tits and abs.
>>6229280
You misspelled ass.
>>6229235
Oh yes, and it was horrible. Really taught me exactly what I want out of life and love. I don't know if I could be so assured in my sexuality without such awful experiences. At least now I know exactly what matters. That is, a clit in the mouth and fingers in the vag. My gpa and depression improved immensely once I steered away from my life of sin and accepted our one true savior, bagina and pretty women.
Don't you just love how a woman's sex clings to your fingers and they're thighs tremor around your face while you eat them out? Don't you just adore the playful bantz and adorable clinging and handholding that happens when you go on a long hike in the woods with a beautiful woman?
Hell, I have a thing for lithe Asians after falling in love with one in high school. We used to hold hands and go hat shopping together where she get mad because every hat she tried would look better on me when she put it on my head.
You'll never stop me from loving you.
Have a big Bartha
>>6229301
BARDA
oh geez auto correct. I gotsta stop da phone posting
>>6229274
If I had a girlfriend I would post her butt.
>>6229301
Yes we all heard your fucking life story and I really don't care. All I know is you're garbage and I'm going to filter you out now. Bye!
>>6229310
Never
Stop
Me
From
Loving
You~
You little hateful thing
>>6229301
>fashion
>looking better on a bulky redhead than a qt thin asian
Gr8 fiction would make mcsweeney's.
I seriously need a gold star to talk to. I'm forced to sit around het/bishits and don't have the tolerance to be around them online too.
>>6229321
It's blonde and only reddish in light. She would get so pissed at me about hats looking better on me. I always thought she looked adorable in them though. They just work with my face structure I guess.
What, you jelly? You jam? Let me put you on some french toast and we'll have a great time.
>>6229301
>when she orgasms and her cunt clamps down on your hand like she's trying to make diamonds
>>6229335
Wuh.
I've seen two pics and you look like a fuggin redhead. Accept your soullessness, your ginger denialism is pathetic.
Also do you have a big nose. Because I can't decide if I think you do or not.
>>6229341
Oh yes. And the noises she'll make when you curl your fingers upwards at just the right spot! Lightly teasing an orgasm out of her with your tongue, never going too hard. It takes a good while, and it's always worth it.
So in vocaroo, who had the sexiest voice?
>>6229334
Fuck off dyke cunt.
>>6229350
In pictures maybe. It's a mix of blonde, dark brown, and white hairs. My eyelashes are literally salt and pepper. Pull a random hair from my head and you'll get any color.
Nose is small and slightly upward angled. One of my best features, really. Even when I was a fat kid I'd get compliments on the nose. It has a nice point and the nostrils are small. I'm never posting my face here.
>>6229334
You're surrounded by non-goldies, I'm surrounded by virgins. It's all good, miga, we've all got things to contribute.
>>6229354
That's so the best part of fucking a new girl for the first time. Figuring out what makes her tick. Angle your fingers this way and that way, watching her reactions carefully, adjusting just slightly until she suddenly loses it.
God I love women.
>>6229362
No y chromosomes allowed.
>>6229370
I don't want to be surrounded by non goldies. Your situation is not the same as mine. Non goldies must die. Non goldstars must all die. Then I won't have this crease in my brow.
>>6229368
Oh and vibrant green eyes with yellow lightening bolts running through them. Bless genetics sometimes.
>>6229397
Wow you really think you're hot shit.
>>6229393
Then why do you post so many teenager gifs? Even when they're just playing at gay and have probably seen more dongs than vag?
I just want to understand you.
>>6229408
Just lucky in some ways. Who doesn't think green eyes look nice? My skin is absolutely horrible and my lose ligaments and sustained injuries leave me in constant pain if it makes you feel better.
>>6229393
And I don't wanna be surrounded by people who are not hot dykes and currently dressing up like my waifu and sitting on my face. C'est la vie.
>>6229424
You're so consistent. I love you for that. It's incredibly endearing.
Anyone here with army experience?
>>6229428
What can I say? I know what I want out of life.
hey can someone explain how the heck it isn't transmisogynist to exclude transwomen from this?? it just seems super weird... its not like trans women don't look like women
>>6229409
The image that's conveyed is what's important. I want to see pretty young women kiss each other - so I find pretty young women kissing each other. (I also run background checks so that they're gay and not bishits). You on the other hand are just crappy. A male-posting, male-touching, ugly piece of trash.
>>6229424
That isn't in line with what you said earlier. But w/e. I need a good gold star woman 25+ with a 7-10 face, handful of tits, and juicy booty. I need to set the standard for the masses.
Were any of you regs a part of the Skype group?
>>6229439
Man you're no fun. Normally bantz are fun but you just kill them by posting the same bs again and again. Guess all gay guys who had a het relationships before they came out aren't gay. Whatever! I still love the tits off of you you little hateful virgin. Yesterday was fun when I pretended to deferre to you, but you don't take a challenge as well.
I'll just pretend it end in the pile drive 69. That was creative fun.
>>6229439
You know, I'm actually getting curious. Is this shitposting of the highest order or are you actually genuinely distressed by silvers and bronzes?
>>6229471
>silver
>bronze
Lel nongolds thinking they get any star
>>6229482
...why? I find that so curious.
>>6229483
You just posted a man. How DARE YOU. This is a woman only zone! You filthy non goldstar. LEAVE.
Ugh, there's nothing more annoying than ugly/average looking people who think they're hot shit.
>>6229497
False, geoanon, you uneducated pleeb.
Jason's peepee rotted off after death, making Jason a woman now. This is textbook obvious. Jason probably even has a hole down there by now from all of the decomposition.
>>6229494
They're untrustworthy. Why would anyone bother touching something they aren't attracted to? To try it? Why? Don't they know who they are and what they feel? I come from a homophobic family and when they told me to try I looked them in the eye and told them to fuck off. I would never lie to myself, never push myself to do something that harms myself. How can I trust a woman who does that? Who would forfeit her feelings and her self-respect to please others that won't love her? It's stupid. It's pointless. It's something I look down on and if I consider being in a relationship with a woman I want to know she isn't the type of person to crumble under pressure like that. She isn't suitable for a relationship because I can't rely on her and she won't be able to rely on me. That is of course, only in terms of romance. I don't care about sexual history otherwise.
>>6229507
Call her Jasmine.
>>6229507
So you're saying it's ok to post trannies.
I'll go tell the rest of the board.
Gehehehehe
HAHAHAHAHA (this hurts me)
>>6229499
It's the disconnection from reality that bugs me. Like an ugly person who knows they're ugly and is confident anyway is great. An ugly person who is turbo-insecure and does that weird denially compensation thing is unattractive as fuck.
Same with fat people, imo. Fat chicks who accept that they're fat and move on are fine. Fat chicks who are like "Oh I'm ~*curvy*~ it's ~*more to love*~" or whatever the shit need to be thrown into the sea.
>>6229513
>Why would anyone bother touching something they aren't attracted to? To try it?Why? Don't they know who they are and what they feel?
They might, or they might not. People work in different ways. Some folks really need to try stuff to figure themselves out. I mean, there's tons of straight chicks who have fucked chicks before, it's the same principle. I can see someone wanting the experience just to know, yknow? Or maybe because they went through a time in their lives when they were really depressed or confused or hadn't figured out their identities or whatever.
>Who would forfeit her feelings and her self-respect to please others that won't love her?
I don't think it's really accurate to assume that that's why silvers and bronzes are silvers and bronzes. I mean, a lot of them dated guys because they didn't realize they were gay yet, due to pressure, lack of education, or whatever other factors. There could be lots of reasons other than lack of backbone.
But, y'know, you do you. I'm willing to date bisluts and all so we obviously have different perspectives on this sort of thing.
>>6229513
Then why are you still a virgin. It's easy to find really cool and interesting women if you try. They're out there, but you have to put in effort to find them. What the hell is keeping you back?
Do deny all the women who didn't see homosexuality as an option in their tender youths is kind of obnoxious. We live in a heterosexual dominated society. Go read some Judith Butler and learn something. Her (and she is a lesbian in a stable relationship with an adopted child) writings are absolutely incredible. She is unbelievably pithy in her writing. She says more in one paragraph than many others say in an entire paper. She's incredible and her papers are absolutely astounding in their depth.
>>6229535
Idc as long as they have vagoo and boobies and look like a biological woman and not a tranny.
Still wouldn't fug a wound hole inverted dick though
>>6229551
What is a "silver" and "bronze" star anyway?
>>6229567
I'ma stop you right there. No posting trannies.
>>6229551
Holy fuck your first statement is beautiful. Undeniably true. So being so level headed. It's making me attracted to you.
>>6229581
Silver is had sex with a guy once and hated it. Bronze is had sex with a guy more than once and hated it.
>>6229562
>"Inspired by Sigmund Freud"
Nooooooooooooo thank you.
>>6229593
Mmk, whatever makes people feel better.
But the second you suck a dick, your star is ripped up and you get sent to the gallows.
>>6229590
The bit about disconnection from reality? Yeah, I think that's really the crux of it for me.
>So being so level headed.
No can do bby.
>It's making me attracted to you.
I think you know what you need to do.
>>6229596
Nice job googling her and not reading abutting she has said. Your preconceptions about Freud are underwhelming. She's old as fug so of course she was in school at a time when Freud was cutting edge when she was in school. You have a very limited view of mankind, science, and philosophy of you can't understand that.
>>6229607
I fucking love you you shit stop it. Stop deciphering my phone posts so well. I can't handle it.
You successful intelligent women just stop.
I need to go take a walk.
why can't we post transwomen???? also im new to 4chan how do i tag peoples' comment numbers like >>33234234
>>6229613
I have a limited view of mankind and science because I don't believe in fake """"sciences"""" based entirely in subjectivity and because I'm not interested in your feminist-queer-gender theorist who you only ever liked in the first place because she says things that made sense to you because of your subjective view.
>tfw all these social justice warrior cooties in my lesgen
>They might, or they might not. People work in different ways. Some folks really need to try stuff to figure themselves out. I mean, there's tons of straight chicks who have fucked chicks before, it's the same principle. I can see someone wanting the experience just to know, yknow? Or maybe because they went through a time in their lives when they were really depressed or confused or hadn't figured out their identities or whatever.
You can be as open minded as you like. Seeing her everyday and being reminded that she's the walking "I fucked a lesbian hurr hurr" problem depresses me. I want to be taken seriously, and her serving as a constant reminder of what I have to stave off, reject, is at odds with my inner peace. I want to feel safe with her, not have these words racing in my head and that weight gnawing at me. Plus the idea that she could be one of those hetshits on the internet with pictures of ugggh on them is revolting. I want her to be mine.
>I don't think it's really accurate to assume that that's why silvers and bronzes are silvers and bronzes. I mean, a lot of them dated guys because they didn't realize they were gay yet, due to pressure, lack of education, or whatever other factors. There could be lots of reasons other than lack of backbone.
So they were slow idiots? Not a single non gold I've met has been self-aware, intelligent, or earnest. All this "sexual fluidity" bullcrap and "experimentation" nonsense is making people dumb too. I have a very idealized picture for love and what it will take to make love successful. But I don't see that as a bad thing. Why shouldn't love be trusting, fulfilling, and lasting?
>>6229624
Aww, you're making me blush.
There's an easy way into my pants, anon. I'll even talk to you about real analysis or share my random thoughts on why things are attractive if that'll get you off.
>>6229562
>What the hell is keeping you back?
I live in the hot seat of sjw and liberal antics. No one local would share my views. I also come from a religious, homophobic family. They are backwards but I don't want to embarrass them, I love them and they would be ashamed of me. I'll live my life away from here so they don't have to claim to know me.
>Do deny all the women who didn't see homosexuality as an option in their tender youths is kind of obnoxious. We live in a heterosexual dominated society. Go read some Judith Butler and learn something. Her (and she is a lesbian in a stable relationship with an adopted child) writings are absolutely incredible. She is unbelievably pithy in her writing. She says more in one paragraph than many others say in an entire paper. She's incredible and her papers are absolutely astounding in their depth.
This paragraph you wrote out for me just now hurts my brain. You can't praise something by saying it's "incredible" twice and then use "absolutely" multiple times it's just awful. Please stop. Writing is my lifeblood. The way you describe her work motivates me to avoid it. And yes I'm obnoxious. I'm a narcissist. Duh. You didn't figure out I'm a selfish kid that loves myself and everything that reminds me of myself? The opposite, the things that are far removed from me I immediately hate.
Also I'm going to bed. You nerds are tiring. I need to be to work in 6 hours.
>>6229653
not even her but rejecting all the writings of someone because they liked freud is really stupid, because you can simply throw out what little influence freud had on her writings (not a whole lot)
it's like not reading sappho because she believed dumb shit because she lived in goatfucking greece,I don't understand that?
>>6229653
Way to shit on opinions without bothering to understand them. That's just sad. Couldn't handle her prose? Couldn't handle that community college ethics class? Socrates was too much for you? Couldn't get the allegory of the cave outside of some strange fiction?
I'm done with you. I'd party with you, but I wouldn't help you with homework or emotional problems. You must be really good at pushing people away. I still care for you, but no more love for you. You earned it.
>>6229660
>I'm a narcissist. Duh.
Everybody itt seems like a narc tbqh. Or maybe they're just picrelated for show.
>tfw no gf who genuinely thinks she's an average human being in looks, skills, and personality and accepts it because of the self-awareness that that's most people and she likely, like most people, isn't really that special.
^Seems impossible to find in the gayhomobiqueerspecialsnowflake community t b h
>>6229655
I can dig. If it's a dealbreaker for whatever reason, it's a dealbreaker. We all gotta do what we think will work for us. I don't really get it, entirely, but I like having these kinds of conversations. It's interesting to hear perspectives that are so different from mine, you know?
>>6229672
>rejecting all the writings of someone because they liked freud is really stupid
I never said that you dimbulb.
I wasn't going to read her writings regardless because genderqueertheory isn't a hobby of mine and I don't do something just because some elitist on the internet tells me that it'll help me ~educate myself~
>>6229660
Dude I'm sleepy and three pints in. I never claimed to be intelligent. Sorry about your family things. That is a problematic situation. Sorry for my repetitive wording, but I'm only a writer when I'm writing people birthday songs or shit posting soberly.
We all have our issues. Yours are admittedly complicated, but so are so many others. I'm impressed that you're able to lay out your flaws now. The only easy I can live with myself is putting my flaws on the table at all times to remind myself, but same with my strengths. It balances out my self esteem.
Thank you for sharing. Hope you have a good day at work tomorrow.
>>6229701
>sleep
But I haven't furiously masturbated to Supergirl fanfiction yet.
>>6229674
>I still care for you, but no more love for you.
I get the impression that you think I'm asiangoldstar anon. I'm not.
>Couldn't handle...
Oh god, the college kid meme of "if you don't educate yourself with this feminist queer gender lit book I'm into it's because you couldn't handle the complex theories and they're above you. You really are a special snowflake. I used to find you funny in a retarded way back during your random vocaroo outbursts, but now you just seem sad.
>>6229703
But buddy, her whole thing is about personal freedom. She dissects why people feel the need to keep up appearances and what pushes people to express themselves the way they do. It's very difficult reading but I've found it rewarding.
From reading her work you can relate to why prior act the way they do in how they express their sexuality and gender identity.
It's rewarding if you want to be able to relate to humans from all walks of life. Of course it didn't include all factors in how people represent themselves, but it does cover a lot about gender and sexuality. She's THE lesbian philosopher, not just because of her gender and sexuality, but because her writings make sense in many ways.
Philosophy is all about spelling out how individuals act and react in their environment. She does a wonderful job of that.
>>6229708
How do you even keep a job.
>>6229704
Why won't you just leave. You're a constant reminder of the ugliness that's possible. You're like this inescapable image of failure. Perhaps you'll drink yourself to death. Maybe I'll get lucky and whilst choking on your bile, your spit up will wash away every little memory of you. Oops. Am I being too mean? I get into these moods where I want more than reaction. I want to make something cry.
>>6229739
>She's THE lesbian philosopher
Lol implying she isn't a typical second-wave feminist political lesbian bislut.
>>6229747
>>6229747
i r gud at maths
>>6229739
>Philosophy is all about spelling out how individuals act and react in their environment.
Philosophy is nothing but "these are my life experiences and observations, I'm going to project them onto everyone else and call that science".
>>6229756
But apparently not at only clicking things once lmao
>>6229751
You haven't even read her work. I don't know why I'm trying. I guess it's negate I care about you, despite not knowing you. But okay, you can be dismissive. That's fine.
>>6229747
I don't know. I'm an honors student now because of my performance this semester. Worked very hard for good grades in chemistry, physics, geology, and a very fun ethics class on the side. Gained a lot from it. I'm sorry you want to hurt other people. There's enough pain in other people who are already here that you could suckle from, you vampire.
I still like you.
>>6229767
Because, not negate. I spilt sweetened earl grey on my phone. Tasty ass phone though. Imma lick it.
>>6229757
Like there's nothing to learn from other people's experiences and studies. Why learn anything. It's just a load of people repeating shit they learned through experience that you can sometimes repeat.
>>6229772
If you mention your stupid fucking grades one more fucking time I will seriously try to shut you down. I want you to die. So so soooo much.
>>6229763
Math you say. Like taxes? If I came to SF would you do my taxes and bills and things? Then I could like see your boobs and masturbate to them while you look over my portfolio? I want to masturbate above your tits btw, like close to your mouth but not touching. Maybe like feel your breath on me but no lips because that's gay.
>>6229756
Fucking cute just
Stop
Your being too endearing tonight
>>6229792
I could do taxes. Mostly I do computational stuff, though. And calculus. I love calculus. Taxes are pretty awful tbqh.
>close to your mouth but not touching
No deal.
>>6229796
Why don't you come over here and make me?
>>6229715
Mean. I'm mostly happy and very productive. That's the most I can hope for. If you didn't bother to read her works, I can't accept your criticism, but that's ok.
There's nothing more special about me than any of my neighbors, you included. You're special.
I'm glad some of my antics made you happy in any way.
>>6229810
>No deal.
Come on it's my fantasy. Being that close but teased, you just have to smile up at me, letting your warm breath brush against my clit but then I lose it and force your mouth on me.
>>6229792
I'm proud of it, won't deny. Sorry it's bothering you, legitimately. I'm just very happy with how the stress has paid off. I've straight up failed an entire semester in the past because of stupid reasons. I need this pride to make up for past mistakes. I need this. It feels good. Makes three horrid years in customer service and many mistakes worth it if I can feel this happiness now.
What if I had recommended Oliver Sacks instead? He's a personal hero of mine because he worked through many hardships, became a weight lifting champion, took many psychedelics which gave him insight into how the brain works, then helped countless people with his discoveries. Reading his work while on lsd outside of a small cabin in the Appalachian mountains really helped set my life straight. Is that better? He's a science guy, not a philosophy guy.
>>6229820
Mmmmm, bit too subby on my end. I'd have to be really close to a girl before I let her tease me like that.
Plus, that sounds logistically tricky what with me doing your taxes at the time and all.
>>6227745
I don't check on lesgen for two days and this happens just kill me t b h
>>6229847
Well I hope you're satisfied with how that played out.
I had a Threeway with 2 other girls yesterday (my friend and her fiance), but I wasn't really told one of them was born as a man. She and I mean she had a small penis :o. Nothing else was male but the penis and given the way it worked during sex it was so strange. It turned me on a lot. I only sucked it I didn't actually bang. I'm curious if I'm alone here. I have had vagina sex with 1 guy in high school and....not for me like that. But this was like way hot.
Tldr I think I like shemales. I didn't even know until I saw it. I knew it existed but I didn't realize it was for me. She even smelled like a girl. It was so strange I always just assumed grossness. I could never be a full time lover to a Transwoman, but for fun it was like....new and exciting. I've never thought penis was attractive I still don't but it made my blood rush sucking boobs and grabbing something that wasn't a strap on o.o
>>6229888
Well... you're discovering yourself?
Um. Yeah. That's the nicest thing I can say.
>>6229917
Guess I'm heading to bigen :l
>>6229888
That's fucking disgusting.
>>6229888
>a tranny makes a post pretending to be a cis lesbian who is attracted to trannies
>>6230185
My thoughts exactly.
>>6228635
Are you the Romanian/ moldovanon?
>>6231005
I hold a cute girl hand for almost an entire day once.
>>6231005
>be as graphic as possible
Now I'm officially paranoid. Topic at hand is FOOD. Good, pure, feminine FOOD
>>6231013
Nope not me
Why'dya ask?
>>6231005
She got off the plane, walked into the arrivals hall, I spotted her from behind, ran up to her, called her name.
She turned around, saw me, her face lit up and I basically jumped at her and wrapped her up into a hug.
She hugged me back, really tight.
And then out of nowhere I finally developed some courage, and kissed her in the middle of the arrivals lounge.
She kissed me back and we stood there for what felt like for-fucking-ever.
Then we walked out hand in hand and some teenage boys stared at us the entire way out of the building.
>>6231163
A little, but not that much.
Mostly just hand holding and staring at each other in disbelief that we were finally actually together in person.
We'd been an ldr for a year before this point so it was a pretty big deal.
>>6231133
Well I didn't get the meaning of that meme and I thought that it was a local thing, given the fact that it was mentioning Bucharest. And I know there is a Moldovan/ Romanian in lesgen, she mentioned it once.
>>6231098
Bananas aren't feminine foods, if you didn't have a y chromosome you wouldn't be retarded and would know that.
>>6231133
Where did you meet?
>>6231278
>MSN
Oh yeah wow that is a long time. Do you happen to be together still?
Lesgen, it's me again. The one who sucks at masturbating.
My gf and I are relatively newer to having sex. Any tips? I feel like we're missing something. We eat each other out and finger but im awful at finding the g spot.
>>6231302
Nah.
We lasted a couple of years, but we eventually broke up over I cant remember what. We've not spoken in forever.
Nice memories though!
I need a new slave because my regular sub moved to Vancouver.
Anyway, can we make a /Lesgen slave auction? I have no energy to search for a new sub and I have needs.
>>6232194
You should move to Vancouver too, it's a very nice city. Unless you mean Vancouver, WA.
>>6232201
Sorry, I'm studying in Montréal and I like it here. But yeah, Vancouver is nice.
>>6232222
Look, I have a Fetlife but from what I know, /Lesgen NEET's are happy with less. I mean a normie from Fetlife needs so much more than just sex and some cuddles. NEET needs just a daily dose of 4chan and vidya. After that she'd be more than happy to let me make her into a bondage art or just fuck her with a strapon until I'm tired of hearing her moaning and force her to give me a good orgasm.
>>6227900
>i feel myself
what does lesgen think abut that
>>6232217
Oh yeah Montreal is pretty nice too, don't blame you for not wanting to move.
>>6232222
Im 26 anon, why?
>>6232387
I was born here so it gets kinda boring in the long run. I've thinking about moving to Toronto or Vancouver after I graduate but that's a long way to go.
>>6232237
Honestly that sounds pretty good to me. Part of my problem with dating is that people who go out tend to be extroverts who want too much of my times. Stresses me out.
>>6232455
I just want easy sex but even fwb-relationships bother me too much. Hence why I'd buy a sex slave if it were possible. I have needs but I also worry about my school work which is the number one priority in life.
>>6232503
I'm honestly not even that bothered about having sex with other people. I mean, I would like to be intimate with someone, but it's not a driving imperative. I'm starting to wonder if there's something wrong with me. I think mostly I just feel like the orgasms might be better if there were someone else involved, but that's not even a definite.
>>6229838
I think you're great and I genuinely hope that other anon chokes on a peanut.
>>6232513
I have dreams about marriage, family, stable future and retirement money. I also want to have a few sex slaves trough life and make out with lots of people while still loving my wife only.
soo, what is it with all the canadianos in here all of a sudden?
time for "post the country your from"?
>>6232565
Because Canada is the kingdom of heaven for lesbians.
