mtfg memes edition
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> No bullying
> No hugboxing
> No * actions *
> No tumblr shit
> No drama
Let's do our best, girls!
Old: >>6219505
First for memes.
potassium
>>6220483
well I appreciate it anyway
will you be my running partner anon? if I have another person I know with me it gets easier to be seen in public
am I the only transbian that likes/doesn't mind using their GT? feels like it desu ...
also memes edition best edition
How do I become a relevant and popular trip that gets lotsa (You)s?
Nth for can't decide if I'm happy or want to kill myself
https://www.buzzfeed.com/skarlan/watch-the-emotional-moment-this-trans-teen-was-surprised-wit
:^)
>>6220494
that's no way to lose weight...
>>6220502
No. People just dont talk about it here because
>trutrans
>>6220503
having real conversations about things with other people instead of attentionwhoring.
>>6220494
you look really cute there sheen!
>>6220482
>>6220397
Most objective photo i can find of face tbqh. Even if youre hugboxing feels reassuring
first for running out of money for sound equipment
https://clyp.it/otbjz4to
>>6220502
A G P
G
P
I kid, this is a meme. I have no idea.
>>6220508
a banana is like 100 cal
>stopped biting my nails
>now they're way longer than they've ever been
>I can style then however I want now
I had a cashier comment on them, that felt weird desu
>>6220503
Post cool memes
>>6220502
I'm indifferent about it. I don't masturbate anywhere near what I used to, but I think that's the libido loss
>>6220514
but I do that all the time =(
http://www.strawpoll.me/10248819
>>6220522
whoa when did idubz go trans?
>>6220494
I legit think you can actually make it
no hugbox, like for real
>>6220502
>GT
What is this?
>>6220533
"girl tinkler". Possibly the most odd word I've seen on here.
>>6220523
>running out of money for sound equipment
I only have 4 professional-quality microphones
I'll never be able to mic up an entire drum kit T_T
>>6220461
>tfw trutrans apparently
>>6220460
I sort of like your exaggeration though. I understand entirely what you're getting at however
>>6220457
If you're ready then just do it. It sounds like he's really into you too given he seems to want to take things really fast. If you told him you weren't ready and he understood then then just do it, I can't imagine how it wouldn't go well.
>it's not like you'll jump into his face crotch - first.
Idk I'm pretty thirsty :^) I was only meming though, I wouldn't even think of mentioning those dreams. Although, if he's single...
Fuck it, I'll add him though, worst that could happen is he declines.
I'm sorry I'm legit terrible at taking my own advice sometimes!! For some reason it's easier to help others than help myself like 90% of the time. ;~;
>>6220472
<3 <3
I can totally drive, although I'm a pretty scary driver sometimes, I speed a lot. Idk, if it's a matter of confidence I'm sure FFS will help but I still maintain that you honestly look better in photos than you seem to think you do.
If it fixes your dysphoria pls let me know because I'm still on the fence about ffs.
>>6220543
prehrt, starting once inhouse package arrives
I need some advice girls.
I'm in love with a trans (not a fetish I really see her as a girl) and I've never seen what she looked like before she start taking hrt, I want to know if hrt changes you as a person(emotions, ego and personality) and I would like to know if she stops hrt will that change her ?
Should I just ask her myself what she was like or if she will ever stop doing it and detrans or whatever ?
2nd times a charm ;)
>>6220531
who dat?
>>6220509
What's this from?
meme
>>6220533
Game of Thrones
It's like using dragons and swords and shit!!!! awesome shit!!!!!
>>6220538
it's a disgusting word that hons use and makes you cringe, so we obviously adopted it.
>>6220482
Sheen using my meme and I'm glad to see you are ok :D
So short style it is then
i cut my cock off with this
>>6220503
I have no idea, took like 3 years for me to be acknowledged. maybe Ill reach dollface's or elanna's level in another three years.
>>6220538
fem'n'ms?
titty skittles?
chesticles?
>>6220546
yeah I will tell you if it fixes me, but I think it will just shift my issues onto something else. but if people stop staring me in the face like retards, it would be worth it.
>that you honestly look better in photos than you seem to think you do.
how many pictures of me have you seen tho?
how do i get my shit together and stop annoying my friends
>>6220557
http://incaseart
.tumblr.com/
Scroll down a bit, pretty good artist
>>6220559
Saved
>>6220533
girltinkler, a penis that has been affected by hrt.
>>6220564
its satire of a disgusting word that hons use
like clitty
or sissystick etc
>>6220551
you should be okay asking her what would happen if for some reasson she runs out of hormones.
having no particular hormone tends to result in depression like sympthoms, no hrt would start detransition and screw with you because your body is re adapting to new levels.
hormones tend to affect emotions, but it's not a direct one to one effect and changes on the person.
>>6220575
Horrible case of sameface. Futa, traps, midgets - sameface.
>>6220535
>guess Ive to fix my anxiety issues at least partly v_v
Don't worry about it too much. I'm outgoing when abraod, but it's all a facade. I'd much rather just find a nice little market and cook using local ingredients than actually go out into the public. You wouldn't have to actually socialise all that much. I'd hate to force that on you.
>>6220572
>fem'n'ms?
Funny, and witty
>titty skittles?
Strange, but not as much as gt
>chesticles?
*shudder*
>>6220541
I need a phantom power source for mine is all I think.
Ahhhhh sweet ejaculation...
>>6220568
it's hard to tell because genes and cameras and stuff. remember that there are other matters besides face that can screw you like voice and mannerisms and just generally how you project yourself. you should take time to think about that stuff and train it in a way.
>>6220587
damn, feels good to be contrarian
>>6220501
>running partner
No not really, but I am sure you'll find someone. You just have to run first.
>>6220599
okay :\
>>6220596
ill be working on those, but for now i need to stealth hrt for circa 2 years. then ill be off highschool and free to fully transition.
>>6220501
running? are you marathonanon? i'd totally run with you but my knees are broke to fuck
>>6220559
taking hrt out or letting i be exposed to light ruins its potency
>>6220571
like, regularly?
>>6220581
>like clitty
>or sissystick etc
yeah, but those were just too much to even ironically bring up
>>6220604
oh, you're like 16-17 then? Yeah, at the very least taking AA will avoid shoulders, brow and a ton of hair growth in the body. But you can't live without any sexual hormone at all. I think flannel did something like that, got hips but ruined her happiness, you should ask her.
>>6220591
I'm pretty sure your mic wouldn't pick up anything at all without phantom power if it did need it. Is it a condenser/capacitor mic? Why do you think you need phantom power, because of the low output of the signal? What's your interface?
>>6220609
no. I'm not sure which anon I am. nobody has ever given me a cutesy nickname.
what happened to your knees? D: we could swim instead if you knew of a place where my moobs wouldn't scare everyone
>>6220610
... Uh... Really? How? as in, what happens to it. Does it get phosphorylated?
>>6220559
>pygeum
isn't that the stuff that makes you cum more?
Please don't call me Angie anymore.
Please call me Warren and use he/him pronouns
>>6220502
it makes me feel sad and sick when I try to use it but all power to those who are ok with it and there are def some around here
>>6220523
>I'm so poor and have it harder than literally anyone, pls gib pity, oh by the way here's my new sound setup XD
>>6220571
praise to allah!
>>6220574
I just drop contact and push them away but it maaaay not be the best tactic
>>6220626
was that really what your parents named you?
>>6220574
stop having friends, worked for me.
>mtfg memes edition
>>6220580
Both desu, given both are true for me and both seem to be trutrans things. Let's be trutrans together bby
>>6220572
I'm hopeful that it won't shift things, if anything it should remove the paranoia that people are staring at you because of your face (I still find it hard to believe that people stare at you, but I used to feel the same way)
I've seen the one picture of you that was posted on here, but you looked pretty cute in it
>>6220622
it oxidizes like any other drug that comes in a opaque package. It's not the end of the world, though. You should just not do it. Like trigger discipline, 90% of the time it doesn't matter but you shouldn't get cocky.
>>6220632
you still have a boyfriend
>>6220630
I was named after my father
>>6220634
Huh... Interesting.
>>6220626
Are you fayeposting or redposting right now?
>>6220627
indians dont like allah they like big nig buddha
>>6220626
oh, youre also fayeposting now?
>>6220633
>I've seen the one picture of you that was posted on here, but you looked pretty cute in it
I can show you more on skype sometime if you wanna, but the picture you know is just stupidly good compared to what I actually look like.
>>6220636
ya those are hard to lose.
im scared that once I transition I won't be able to stop kissing boys..
>>6220546
Hnng, but I'm scared ;-; I'll have to grow some balls. Someone here should give me theirs.
>pls forgive me
And thirst is just human. I'd probably shove my v-card down a lot of people's throats.
But tell me how it weeeent. After you add him I mean.
>>6220632
>worked for me.
not really
>>6220621
i hit them on a bunch of metal shit and now they pop and hurt :( and umm i have a tiny inground pool i can use from time to time
>>6220642
indians like dank lord Shiva, krishna, vishnu or one of their wives (kali, tara and that vishnu/krishna bitch i forget), not buddha. tibetans and asians like buddha
>>6220609
>>6220603
For me running is a intimate and mostly solitary experience. There were only a few people I could stand on longer runs. For intervals and tempo training with whom you run really doesn't matter all that much.
Imagine going 20 miles with someone you want to strangle.
>>6220641
It's the Angie cycle, expect a round of doxing in the next few months.
>>6220635
>Ill probably cycle estrogen off and on
is that really a good idea? I've heard it ruins growth in the long term. make sure to at the very least check the data in the op.
When did e send your cocklust into overdrive?
Who here gets off on being a dom to chasers? I make them gag on my gt. One guy cried because i was too big for his butt.
>>6220658
I never doxxed
>>6220616
>flannel
oh hey that's me
>>6220574
let me know if you find an answer to that
>>6220654
indians like buddha faggot
thats like their whole mainstream identity
fuck vishnu i hated that boss in minish cap
>>6220634
Yeah, I keep mine in an air tight sealed container in the dark always, probably why my T level is literally almost zero
>>6220663
This is something Legitimately worry about. I already like guys too much for my own good.
>>6220649
what do you mean?
>>6220659
youre really playing this edition, I like it!
>>6220635
wear a sports bra or say you have gyno
if you don't act super faggy it won't be enough on its own to fully convince most people you're trans
>>6220661
honestly, worst case scenario ill get implants. at this point in time ill have to have max c cup, hopefully just b cup. otherwise i wont be able to hide em
>>6220645
>oh, youre also fayeposting now?
look who's talking, prince.
>>6220663
Never took e and my cocklust is on turbo since forever.
What's up with that?
>>6220672
I'm not playing with you.
I already talk to Brandon about it and he's giving me three months to pack my stuff and move back home to jersey
>>6220482
Stop making threads and neck yourself. This time do it right you fucking failure.
>>6220669
well no, buddhists are a minority in india pham. And yeah, vishnu is a faggot, Shiva is p. dank though, he has a form in which he is half man half woman, ultimate mtf god.
>>6220680
You're gay
>>6220633
>Let's be trutrans together bby
o-okay :3
after I get srs I'll join the club. but I'm not fulltime yet so I'm only half trutrans right now
>>6220651
aww that sucks ;-; swimming is low impact so if it's warm you can still exercise. I love swimming. I miss it so much
>>6220655
well my mom and I used to run together. it was a mother/child thing for us I guess.
we've never gone that much distance tho wow! you're really good
>>6220687
>mtf god
>he
not even fucking gods can escape dysphoria and misgendering?
jesus christ
>>6220675
parents though. mom will get suspicious. idk. im just worried, ill see how it goes.
>>6220663
Cocklust started at three weeks but it dropped off a month later along with my penis
>>6220688
Is it terminal?
>>6220692
>both man and women
ok - hshe, or better, xer.
>tfw special snowflake god
So my mtf friend attempted suicide last week and me and rest of my friends have made sure someone is with her 24/7 for the past bit. She seems much better, but trouble is, spending all that time with her made me realize I do have feelings for her. How long should I wait to ask her out? We know each other well enough I normally wouldn't hesitate, but asking directly after a suicide attempt seems creepy and self-centered as fuck.
>>6220698
Yes.
>>6220692
Also wtf why are you saying jesus christ maybe tgat wasnt his chosen name? Maybe mary was his true self written as an alter ego inthe bible
>assuming gender/name from looks
REEEEEEEE
>>6220711
>seems creepy and self-centered as fuck.
It's not. Just take things slow, explain that you have feelings for her, ask if she feels the same, and then see where it takes you.
>>6220711
Her raison d'etre is between your legs.
>>6220635
ooooh okay from experience you really, really need to have estrogen if you've got no testosterone
I went on testosterone blockers when I was 16 and couldn't get on estrogen until I was 18 and it caused me to have a kind of second growth spurt where I got like 3" taller
seriously not fun
I'm also pretty sure my shoe size went up a bunch which was also not fun
I also gained like 80lbs ridiculously quickly and now I'm covered in awful stretch marks
seriously it will fuck you up
>I just cant afford to have breasts
are you trying to hide it from your parents or your school? because doing what you're suggesting will absolutely destroy your mood, and could ruin breast growth in the future but idk about that
I think there's kind of no point staying in the closet if you're already going for hormones. Transition improved my life absolutely out of sight and I don't think you should delay it
>>6220718
t.the creepiest and most self centered poster in this thread
>>6220718
OH JESUS FUCK
I literally just realized I don't even know if she even likes women anyway. OH GOD, I'm going to fuck this up.
>>6220503
oral.
>>6220729
but I don't wanna be a slut I'm a good girl ;~;
>>6220714
Goddammit.
>>6220728
Worst case she's not interested, right?
>>6220717
In buddhism traditionally theyd tell mostly children that if they masturbate and cum alot they are killing the souls of the children (cum is the carrier of the mindstreams) that were to be born, and each orgasm is essentially genocide, and if the masturbate theyll reincarnate as one of those mindstreams (sperm cells essentally) and keep dieing cause somone else will be wanking.
Buddhism is great
>>6220711
>>6220718
>It's not
eerrrr are you sure? Honestly I think that is kind of weird
anon I think you should give it a bit of time before doing anything like that. A friend attempting suicide can make you feel all sorts of emotions that don't really make much sense. It's probably best to let everything settle down a bit to make sure you really feel that way about her
>>6220728
dude
fucking
wait until shes recovered from the suicide shit
for real like omg if you do this now its FATED to fuck up
>>6220727
And the best of us.
>>6220711
~6 months after you become certain she's better for the forseeable future
>>6220740
buddhism is such bullshit lol
/x/ and /r9k/ told me its just a religion about hating living and desiring death
ultimate neet religion
>>6220699
That makes sense. I repressed my sexuality along with trans stuff. Once I accepted it things got better. But now guy smell is like catnip to me.
>>6220694
Dang your Penis dropped off after a month? Jealous. I'm nearly at three and I still have it.
>>6220680
You like dick Holmes.
>>6220671
Yeah. I dunno what to say really. Maybe it's the e, maybe it's my sex drive coming back. But yeah
>>6220678
I am on 10mg SL E senpai I am the FEMMEST
my pronouns are femmest/femmes/femmeself
>>6220681
are we already in double digits of your 'serious' detransitions? :^)
assuming thats actually true: tell Wiz to readd me on skype and talk to me.
>>6220685
w-wow
savage.
but no it worked. my former friends arent bothered anymore, since we dont really talk
>>6220648
I'm sorry I'd give you mine but they're long gone ;-;
Likewise for you though, you're contacting him when you get home right? That's this weekend?
>>6220645
That's what they all say though, you looked cute in that photo and I bet you also look cute in others. I'm sure I'd say the same if you sent me more on skype too
>>6220691
Just cut your balls off without anaesthesia :^)
That's the single most trutrans thing you can do
>>6220724
Im out of the closet but mom said i can only go on hrt once i make my own living, she just doesnt want me to do it while im still in school etc. Ofc i get her, but fuck... In those few years ill go full masc. i want to hide it from her as much as possible.
>>6220736
If you're lucky, maybe something else will kill you before the gay.
>>6220711
You should just tell her that you have feeling for her and the time you spend with her matters to you.
>>6220741
>>6220727
I mean...
No, you're right. I'm not the smartest person when it comes to love lives, but I know that part of the reason that I tried to commit suicide so many times is because I thought no one could ever love me for who I am.
>>6220728
Keep calm, and take it slow, what ever you decide to do. Rushing into things is rarely the correct option.
>>6220750
Well, that's just great. Absolutely peachy. I'm going to be crushing on even more guys.
>>6220754
>I'm sure I'd say the same if you sent me more on skype too
but then youd be hugboxing :^)
>>6220503
Be fake and generally derogatory to people but don't stick up for someone getting bullied, join in instead.
>>6220711
taking care of people tends to have that effect, wait until things get back to normal before getting too much into it.
People with depression tend to either shut down everyone around them or cling to whoever comes close to them. It's not healthy in any way. Help her get a good therapist if she doesn't want one, maybe discuss anti depressants.
>>6220717
after lives are just another cis paradise closed to us. if you have luck you might re encarnate in a woman, or a seahorse at least.
>>6220502
You're a straight male.
>>6220751
He won't use Skype anymore but I'll tell him to.
>>6220751
>savage.
tough love, thug love, phienchan
>>6220758
>but fuck... In those few years ill go full masc
maybe you can talk to her about what you're worried about
also are you seeing a psychologist right now? You could take your mother into an appointment with you and get everything talked over
If you're out, and she's okay with you being on hrt, surely if you make her understand why you want to go on hrt now, she won't be too opposed, right?
>>6220748
Its not exactly that. Its a misinterpretation of life is suffering. Also nice to see somone who visits /x/ ^^
Life is suffering because we all have desires. Everything in life is temporary, thats a fact. If our life is based on desires, and everything is temporary, we are doomed to experience suffering over and over again, with only flashes of happyness when we have what we desire, before it perishes. So how to stop the suffering? You have to stop desire, not hate living.
>>6220758
wouldn't it be easier to get a job if you transitioned before getting in the job market?
>>6220771
I hope you arent a boy, or this would be 2lewd
![[nervous laughter].gif](https://i.imgur.com/sfrNAjh.gif "[nervous laughter].gif")
>ctrl+f my name in the last couple of threads out of curiosity
>someone called me one of the cool trips
>look in mirror
>butt has gotten bigger
>jiggle it a little
>fat is definitely going into my butt now
Gooood, gooooood...
>>6220779
They'll lock you in a padded room and throw away the key. And for a good reason.
Cyba a cute
>>6220785
thats because you are one of us now. deal with it.
>>6220787
HOW LONG ON HORMONES????????????????? WHEN WILL I GET THIS?????????????????
>>6220779
Uh... please don't. I'm sure you're not serious, but just in case. Just don't.
>>6220787
post butt mommy
Even my friends talk down to me
>>6220773
She will be, ive already discussed with her. Shes absoluty sure that this is a phase, or a delusion of grandeur (lol, yeah being a tranny is SOOO GREAT) etc. Im going to my normal shrink on wednsday but here in poland i dont expect much from shrinks. Polish law allows hrt from 18 yo minimum anyway.
Im leaving to anerica in two years, so thats where ill get proper treatment. Here i just want to stop getting more masc, get more fem.
>>6220735
hey I don't make the rules
everyone's thirsty korra
be the popufur that gives them nourishment
>>6220785
you act as a human being. I love Phien, DF, Faye, etc; but it's like talking to a poorly written character ad libing on the spot.
Prospective mtf here, trying to think of a name. My birth name is Landry Zimmerman. I was thinking something interesting like Honey, Zaura, or Manditha. Thoughts?
>>6220790
make her put her motherfucking hair down holy shit
why does she insist on not getting bangs
>>6220787
Hrt gave me nothing!
>>6220793
>I'm sorry.
wait why, thats perfect.
>>6220802
start thinking about names that arent maximum cringe.
>>6220762
You say that like it's a bad thing..
>>6220796
Your friends are wrong and don't know the real you that you unleash here.
>>6220792
what? don't you hate the hips you already have? what more do you want!? Let us have something at least, woman!
Carol's back :D
>>6220800
heck no! the only dick I'm gonna suck is my future boyfriend's!
>>6220792
4 months
also my boobs are still sore so I should probably get a real bra soon
>>6220795
Maybe later, I'd need to make sure there's no gross hair on it before showing it.
Also who are you hm? You're not my normal daughteru~.
>>6220814
>and entertain the schizos
You know that makes me think of something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzoXQKumgCw
>>6220805
How so? I was also thinking Galina and Wave.
>>6220807
They are wrong.
They live in delusion
>mtfg meme edition
r8 shitty oc
>plz dont be offended,made when feeling particularly dysphoric etc
>>6220754
It is. Might even write him tomorrow or something because I know he's probably just gaming away. But how do I know you're not lying to see me fail? How do I know you're not just interested in my personal failure!
Nah but forreal, y-you wanna exchange Skype or something? >~> Totally fine it not, I'll probably just bug you in this thread either way.
>>6220750
>You like dick Holmes
Sheeeeit.
...
>TFW coworker said he prefers me as a girl
>TFW he says guy me was awkward and distant
>TFW I'm more personable as a bitchy oilcunt
>>6220813
your adopted one!
>>6220819
how about normal names.
>>6220820
So do you. Your actions are always to urge those responses from people. Who are you kidding.
Chemistry exam tomorrow D:
Still, at least we don't have it as bad as the people who did AQA biology
>>6220806
...
...
I mean...
I'm already crushing on my ex's bf :/ (HE WAS MINE FIRST DAMNIT! why isn't he interested in me ;__;) I refuse to break them up though.
>>6220811
Hi Hi!
>watching you tubers
>American boys= hyperactive, talk constantly, look good
>Brittish boys= refined, quiet, DAT ACCENT, look meh
So you're telling me I need to find an american boy raised in England, an I'll have found the perfect BF?
>>6220824
anret you like a construction worker
or some shit ?
>>6220482
Will there ever be a hip widening surgery or will I live forever not knowing what its like to have birthin hips?
>>6220826
I adopted a daughter? I must have forgotten, I'm sorry little anon.
>>6220748
>/x/ and /r9k/ told me
lol
>>6220760
Might be the memes. Probably the memes. Definitely the memes.
>>6220837
>mfw everyone calls me construction worker when I Dont do construction
>>6220829
How?
My actions are justifiable because society puts beauty on a very high pedestal
>>6220827
>>6220779
I wasn't being serious, please don't do this ;-;
I say that as someone who may have accidentally their balls when they were little, it's high stress even if you want them gone.
>>6220763
I don't give compliments freely though, I'm pretty sure my ex could back me up on that. When I say something I mean it.
>>6220823
Why would I do something like that, I'm a romantic, and first love is just aaaaaah!
I don't generally post my skype in the thread but do you have a throwaway email I could send it to?
>>6220790
are you pimping her?
how much? I'm willing to pay extra if unties her hair.
>>6220796
you do know that a toxic personality is just as bad as being a hon for normal people, right?
>>6220802
I get that you got dealt a harsh hand from the begining and you want to keep dealing with it, but try to find a name that won't make people laugh.
>>6220805
>wait why, thats perfect.
I though you wanted one of those power plays you get into, and I'm not really made for that.
>>6220814
>How does the job market relate to this tbqh?
the more cis you look the easier it will be to be treated as a person and not an equality check list, and you'll be dealing with the worst moments in your teens when you have time to feel bad and it's sort of expected.
>>6220834
Most British boys I have seen speak chav, its like English only not refined and includes words like "innit m8"
>>6220813
How do I make my eyes into hearts like that?
>>6220840
>>6220827
Doesn't Beryllium sound pretty? Maybe Astatine?
>>6220682
You know who your friends are and good people in general by the ones that stick up for you against harassment.
>>6220842
but you like posted a pic of you with a hard hat on or some shit lol
I wish the ws a way to stayihigh all the itme
them maybe i could just be a cute faggy guy with boyboobs
>>6220839
>that pic
omgggggg
>>6220845
oh I won't, I'm just joking around
I wish they'd just fall off tho. they're too big to tuck still somehow. idgi
>I say that as someone who may have accidentally their balls
h-how bad was it?
>>6220843
People tend to act nicely because we live in a society and equilibrium is needed to move on at a nice pace. If someone asks you if a shirt makes them look fat most will say no, not because it does or doesn't but because that answer will make things easier to everyone.
>>6220855
ayyyyy
>>6220847
Oh yeah i guess. Hopefully ill manage to get my degree in biochem +neuropharma, so even if i dont pass i might be able to work. Worst comes to worst ill synthesize new mephedrone analogues for $$
>>6220852
Sweetie you want a name, not an element in the periodic table
>>6220799
>in poland
oooh were you the anon from before?
>Im going to my normal shrink on wednsday
have you talked to them about gender issues before? They might be able to help you out with convincing your mum that it's not a phase
>Polish law allows hrt from 18 yo minimum anyway
well that's pretty disappointing
it's like that here too, and it will almost certainly mean that the shrink won't be any help with convincing your mum to let you self med
in the absolute worst case I suppose your current plan will make you better off than I was lol
boobs won't be too hard to hide. Most mtfs only get like B cups anyway, so you can wear loose clothes over a tight singlet or something and they won't really be visible
>>6220801
I am a human being! :D
>>6220808
I don't hate them I actually kind of like them
it'll just make it harder for me to find jeans is all
>>6220813
>4 months
oh god only 2-3 months to go then
yessssss
and actually since I was on blockers for so long everything seems to be going REALLY quickly, so I might even get it sooner :O
>>6220868
>oh god only 2-3 months to go then
Are you only 1 month?
>>6220856
I'm an oilfield pipeline & transloading mech.
>see professional badass
>>6220868
>I am a human being! :D
More like a human bean. A LESBEAN!
>>6220862
You'd want like a really upperclass Brit that attended like Eton or something
>>6220840
No worse than /g/ told me or /lgbt/ told me.
>>6220862
C-can you put contacts middle sex?
>>6220833
>tfw
(You)'ll be a woman soon
>>6220845
>I don't give compliments freely though, I'm pretty sure my ex could back me up on that. When I say something I mean it.
This is where I chime in right? Can confirm.
>>6220872
the fuck does that mean
you dig up oil for a living?
so you man machines
youre a construction worker
>>6220868
Flannel is a baby trans hun what a surprise.
listening to fka twigs makes
me feel sensual as fuck yall. like theres something about her voice and the way she hits high notes and her lyrics too???
is that weird idk lmao
>>6220824
people at work thought i was autistic as a guy from a mixture of testosterone emotions and 800mg of quetiapine and a bunch of venlafaxine i thought would kill dysphoria
i think everyone prefers me as a girl. if its the real you and you're a good person, or at least a fun person, people like you more, and as a girl you can get away with being weird because you're 'quirky'.
>>6220888
Anon is one of the thousand young of Shub'Niggurath. What a surprise.
>>6220885
No, dickwad.
I repair machinery... Pipeline & rail loading machinery.
I make oil move through pipes, pumps, and valves.
And scream at my crew of emasculated boys all day
>>6220868
Poor flannel, she is literally requiered to buy women clothing even in the worst looking boymode she could make.
>>6220847
>I though you wanted one of those power plays you get into
but I dont, anon, I dont even know you...
>>6220845
>I don't give compliments freely though
yeah its this weird place. either I show you and you like what you see, which I wouldnt believe, or you dont and I would be sad. I dont know if we/I can even win this.
>hiccups
send halp pls
>>6220886
That or Cameron :^)
>>6220845
Lawl, I've always thought it'd be really improbable that first love actually lasts. But maybe.
I-I.. also only if you want to. I don't want to force myself on you or anything. I'll keep it up to you. Skype is hillboy96. You really don't need to if you don't wanna.
>>6220899
youre a construction worker lol
do you ever do cat whistles when chicks walk by with your bros like in the movies and shit?
>>6220901
It means we're expecting many great keks from you.
>>6220899
So you're a wrench monkey?
>>6220904
>Cameron
David Cameron? Sorry, I don't date idiots.
>>6220901
Well in a month or two things are gonna get fun for you then~
>>6220899
HEY look BUDDY
IM AN ENGINEER
I BUILD THINGS
>>6220886
>You could put them in before hand...
but that would defeat the purpose, how do I show I love a certain moment more than the rest in an easy to draw way to doesn't make the author learn how to properly draw faces?
>>6220908
Sorry that the truth has hurt your pride.
>>6220868
Yeah im the anon from before. Ive talking with him before but decided to repress again and told him i got manic (i have bpd). He and my mom met and the doc apparently told her hes pretty sure im not having trans issues now but im sick again (which is bs, havent been manic/depressive in iver a year.)
Im just in a shit situation, doc wouldve probably been against it anyway, and now he has the escape goat of "muh hes manic/psychotic/crazy and not really having gender issues" and hell make me take seroquel like i once did :( (i did have one psychosis in my life,
Cause parents divorced etc cause emotional crisis)
>>6220819
Galina literally means chicken, tho. why? >:(
>>6220841
Death by Memes is gonna be my next album name.
I want a bigger butt and bigger thighs D;
>>6220912
Y-you didn't say someone smart D:
>>6220907
K, bro... Whatever you want to think. I Dont build anything...
>>6220908
Just the hat or me in the hat?
>>6220911
More/less... I also calibrate gas monitors & meters and load oil on occasion when they're short people.
>>6220914
Good for you? You're probably in school ATM, tbqfh.
According to other anons, if you build things, you're a construction worker
>>6220913
How would you know you're flat as a washboard. You posted a pic in a top recently and the middle just hung loose on you.
>>6220860
Not that bad given I didn't actually like take a knife to them or anything, but I tried to cut off the circulation with some tight rubber bands when I was like 11. They didn't fall off or anything but I think I damaged them and had a slightly stunted puberty.
>>6220903
I'm going to say that the only winning move is not to play, but from what I've seen of you here, can you at least believe that I think you're cute?
>>6220906
No need to be shy. I don't skype all the time but I'll add you for sure ^^
>>6220917
there's just no point of comparison. /g/ can sell you a shitty phone, /x/ will tell you how to make tulpas.
>>6220919
No, Gallina means chicken. I've thought this through honey
>>6220920
What's your name gonna be though?
Pic very related.
>>6220924
you fucking lol walk around in dirty ass boots
wear a hardhat
and
>wrench monkey
this nigga a construction worker, man
>>6220916
...
That...
Ok, I'm going to ignore most of what you said, and focus on the "how" part. If you get really good at legerdemain, you could, in theory, sneak them in while pretending to move your hair out of your eyes, but with the risk of poking yourself in the iris that accompanies it, I don't think it would be worth it.
>>6220922
I mean... yeah, basically I want to date James Bond. A brittish guy who looks good in a suit, and has just about more brains than a sponge.
>>6220925
... Touché. I like you. You can stay.
>>6220932
I kind of feel that you're boobanon. If so don't blow the cover, I just wanted to tell you that you lighten up this threads.
>tfw fast hair growth
gotta use hair removal cream once a week
>>6220930
Neither knows shit about their specialties or anything relevant for a normal person.
>>6220855
I dont have any friends so its not a surprise
>>6220933
>What's your name gonna be though?
I thought I just said it
