lewd edition
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>>6208850
its like a lullaby~
who /virgin/ here?
first for cocklust
'Lanna's a lewdy boots!
(Where the frick did I find this? I blame /tg/)
>>6210472
Meeee!
Sorta.
I mean... I've held hands! does that count?
Just cried and cuted myself out of a citation
>>6210472
me
nth for smearing your gf with bodily fluids
nth for pictures of anime girls holding hands made me a transbian
>>6210472
tfw hasnt been true for like half a year thanks to mtfg
hahaha
>>6210464
>>6210473
tfw your libido just started going back up in the estrogen way
aaaaaa
>>6210472
me, sadly
>tfw he grabs you by the hair forcing your mouth down gently but firmly onto his cock
>tfw he throbs and strains against your lips, and you taste the salty sweetness of his precum dripping onto your tongue
>>6210457
>(but i bet it is really nice !)
I'm sure it is. I bet his buns are even nicer :3
(n + k)th for naming my whismur 1488 gasjews unless someone can think of something better
female btw
My best friend came out as trans to me years ago. we've always been as close as white on rice.
Now starting today we're in a romantic relationship, life doesn't get much better than this. I'm sure it's unusual for guys to come on here but fuck it I need places to gloat.
>>6210464
>this edition
oh wow @ @
>>6210468
yeah i think so... also i wasn't very comfortable with him he made me feel very nervous and stuff
>>6210472
m-me
>>6210485
Stop this
Can trans women exclusively be sexually attracted to birth females?
>>6210492
yeah why not?
>>6210488
hell yeah, good on you dude. legitimately happy for you, I hope it goes well :)
Since you're all failed straight men your poo smells like broken dreams and low self esteem.
You can tell a lot about a person based on the smell of their poo.
>>6210492
no absolutely not it's impossible never happened can't happen
>>6210476
>>6210478
>>6210483
>>6210484
you're all liars... I am the only virgin here
>>6210492
>can n exclusively be sexually attracted to k?
>>6210485
Hey. I just watched the first three episodes of Steins;Gate.
>>6210485
>tfw she grabs you by the hair forcing your mouth down gently but firmly onto her girlcock
>tfw she throbs and strains against your lips, and you taste the sugary sweetness of hrt precum dripping onto your tongue
tfw she also holds you and cuddles you a lot before and or after
>>6210506
Gem....now I'm horny
>>6210503
no, /n/ is too civilized from all the zergs from /k/ it'll never happen so get over it
>>6210476
That was probably /tg/, yeah
>>6210479
>tfw you produce more types of fluid but your gf still produces more fluid overall
>>6210509
/k/ boys are hot :3
>>6210496
<3 thanks
wholly sure it will :D
>>6210485
elanna !! you are the biggest tease HONESTLY !!
a-also your writing @ @
>>6210483
>tfw your libido just started going back up in the estrogen way
i think this is happening to me as well rn
>>6210506
>the sugary sweetness of hrt precum
Wait... it's supposed to be sweet?
>>6210497
you're gonna have to think of something better than that
>>6210514
tfw just an /n/ shitlord in the very end
Which trip makes you laugh the most?
>>6210521
... depending on how mean you are, you could name her after one of the trips...
Grace perhaps?
Trannies will never be females.
You might as well just kill yourselves.
>>6210506
>sugary sweetness
I need someone to help me test this claim.
>>6210512
>tfw you milk your gf
>>6210520
i just need to eat more fruit, i'm sorry... i've been mostly sugar-free for months now
time to invest in pineapple
>>6210485
That literally made me retch. Absolutely disgusting.
>>6210506
>tfw you will NEVER know this feeling
>>6210525
Anna
>>6210525
flannel desu
I love flannel
flannel's the best
>>6210526
well it'll turn into an exploud
which trip is the loudest?
>>6210525
tetra because she's hilarious IRL
>>6210537
yelling anon
>>6210537
Sass. Definitely Sass.
>>6210491
Why? ;_;
>>6210504
Ooh, what do you think so far?
>>6210506
:3
>>6210519
I'm sorry it's fun to tease ;_;
Also, sorry, I just write about the stuff I like so maybe I get a bit into it ._.;
>>6210538
I'll post pics of my whip when she's done
>>6210525
Myself, obviously.
>>6210544
Oh sweet as. I had a Giant propel pro but sold it because of money. Goddamn sweet bike but I still have my triathlon bike. What are you getting done to your bike?
>>6210536
>lie on your back with your butt towards the wall
>push your butt up the wall until your head is right near the wall
>stick your legs out away from the wall until your
you know what I'm not even gonna finish this post idek why I started writing it
>>6210525
bexe makes me laugh the most her sense of humor is the best
>>6210543
you are *ahem* very talented at it > >;;
also im soooo happy for you idk if i said before about how your date went !!
>>6210542
called her sass desu
>>6210549
i'm still selecting parts.... I'm just trying to get a nice road frame... I like the Nishiki Tri-A and the Team Miyata but... I know im going to build around the Shimano 105 or SRAM Rival
>>6210550
go on...
>>6210550
>not just cumming into your hand then quickly slamming it down like doing a shot
C'mon step it up
>>6210558
You dropped this.
*returns your trip*
>>6210536
You mean it's weird to taste your cum?
>>6210551
:3 thanks!
Also yes thank you I'm super happy it went well as well. Being asked if I was MtF or FtM was literally the highlight of the day
>>6210550
>literally just got done doing this
tastes good desu
>>6210556
exactly - i don't have to, but i want to, so i do it, thus pic related
>>6210543
It's really intriguing. I'm gonna watch it all. Probably right now, desu.
>>6210472
me :3
>>6210567
i think it is actually so cool. ugh i am NOT looking forward to have to explain that to guys if i ever meet some > >;
i can't even imagiine how nerve-wracking it would be ugh. im so glad it went well you deserve it so much
>>6210570
>erinposting
:3
>>6210572
I've been swallowing my own juices since before I knew what I was doing desu
[heavy breathing]
>>6210572
I've never tried it I'm just memeing hahaha yep.
How did you girls pick your names?
>>6210485
elanna you are way too lewd
>tfw you are a straight girl stuck in thr body of a disgusting man beast
>>6210585
Sheen what trip would you cuddle with? Do you have a slight crush on anyone?
>>6210584
named myself after an anime character of course
>>6210584
Was looking at stuff online and it just kind of clicked. Heather btw
>>6210578
>>erinposting
Erin scolded me for stealing this from her earlier today ;_;
Idk it was awkward and I was freaking out but I imagine that it was because it was the first time. I've heard it gets easier to tell people, although it is basically like learning to come out again, but as having formerly been a guy. Kinda weird.
>>6210573
Yeah it's easily my favourite anime, it's really intriguing to start. Had to stop marathoning it later in because every episode left me emotionally devastated.
>>6210591
>tfw ywn name yourself after your fav trip
>>6210584
Asked my mum what she would've called me. Then disregarded her choices because they were garbage and just picked something innocuous.
>>6210584
Took it from one of my favorite video games desu
>>6210584
stuck an electric toothbrush up my bum and said the first thing that came to my head
t. Holyshitthiswasabadidea
>>6210598
I hope you put it in brush end you hardcore muthafucker.
>>6210578
do you have angry kirby? i can't find it in any of my folders right now
>>6210598
d-did you really do this
>>6210599
u no it bb
amno feckin abowt
>>6210602
are you suggesting I would ever say something that wasn't deadly serious?
>>6210603
What's the strangest thing you've put in your behind?
>10 pens strapped together with a rubber band
I was young and dumb and full of... pens.
>>6210584
i got it when i was born :3
idk its kinda a fem name so i'm just sticking with it for now... i do have a shortlist of names that I like if i decide to change it later on
>>6210592
e r i n p o s t i n g
yeh it seems sooo scary to me but i think for sure its just one of those things, i'm going to do it for sure when i meet a nice boy i j ust have to work myself up to it ><
>>6210600
i doooooooooooooon't. rip archieve
;_;
>>6210536
I'm a straight male and ive tasted my own seed.
There's no shame, its like eating boogers and scabs. We all do it.
>>6210605
I don't really do that too much desu
>>6210607
>its like eating boogers and scabs. We all do it.
>>6210607
>>6210525
anons desu
thats why you're my friends
>>6210606
Yeah I'm sure you can do it, and you'll find someone that makes it worth all the trouble. Either way it's like 3 so I should get to bed, goodnight kit ^^
>>6210592
Oh, it's 24 episodes... I thought it was only 13 for some reason.
>>6210607
I'm a straight male too
>>6210589
I'd cuddle with anyone, I don't have a current crush but I used to crush on kira but she hated pretty much everything about me.
I also had a crush on Faye but literally everyone did
I'm finally done with class!!
Also this guy from tinder, for each business wants to go out.
/mtfg/ Please advise yes/no?
I rate his appearance 3/10, will post pic if anyone cares.
>>6210607
>>6210572
>>6210579
>>6210605
This fucking degeneracy...
Well, in for a penny, in for a pound. And I've done stupider things for science. Like that time I went 5 days without sleep... or that time I ate gold foil... or that time we were doing the DNA experiment and the teacher dared me to eat one of the strands...
(marbles by the way Cash... a lot of marbles... I'm not sure all of them came out.)
>>6210622
Is he alright? i dunno if he's cool maybe
>>6210623
I once almost died by choking on a 10 cent coin
>>6210618
gn elanna !! please be safe
>>6210620
you're a girl dana
Is it dead yet?
>>6210605
Is this an open question for everyone? My first thing was a thick sharpie when I was like 14
>>6210580
Remember not to evolve too fast to ludicolo since it doesn't learn any moves. Make sure to grab hydro pump as lombre and whatever else
>>6210536
Girlcum tastes pretty good desu. Tfw no gf to feed me
>>6210584
I asked a friend what she thought I should change it to
>>6210625
French businessman he's alright, like very alright. Haha. Appearance is shit personality seems alright.
So what exactly is a "transtrender" ?
Can you give an example ???
>>6210624
what if you ever meet her again and you have to tell her you stole her name
Goooooood morning ya desperate fish and chips customers <3
How's everything going ?
>>6210584
Female ultrasound, family bitching about not having a girl growing up already had female name picked out. Just used that one
>>6210605
a loaded .44 revolver
>>6210631
me
>>6210631
anyone from tumblr
>>6210630
I dunno he looks like standard human being to me.
Don't know really personally as long as he doesnt repulse you then id say why not?
I mean time spent with people is better than time not at least in my opinion
>>6210634
lily be my mommy
>>6210639
Why ?
Morning
>>6210640
Das bad yo
>>6210643
Yo!
>>6210646
it's too late I forgot my estrogen this morning and didn't remember for like 2 hours it's over p much
>>6210643
gm
>>6210634
:_: i want fish n chips
>>6210605
when I was like 12 or 13 before I became a testosterone monster I had one of these
and yeah
>>6210640
>desu don't bother if he's under 6' or 6"
Don't know whether to laugh or cry for filling this male ideal.
>>6210644
>I want everyone to answer my butt related questions.
Do you have more questions?
>>6210652
so do I tbqhwy
>>6210628
>>6210623
>>6210572
>>6210568
>>6210567
It's...
Not salty. Huh. Just kind of... neutral. Like cream, but with the texture of custard.
I'm not sure how to feel about this other than dirty.
It really does need something extra to be tasty, but it's palatable.
I wonder if you could make creme brulee from it.
>>6210643
Hi Basic. These degenerates are friggin weird.
>>6210644
Well... yeah. Why else would I have done it?
I'm going to go wash out my mouth...
>>6210632
i'd probably start the conversation with "i stole your name, sorry"
>>6210657
>with the texture of custard
That's not girlcum then. Keep eating those mones
>>6210656
I thought you were a kawaii shortstack?
>>6210643
Heya! How's it going?
>>6210621
Is that why you murdered her?
Which trip are you currently crushing on, mtfg?
>>6210657
Here you go
>I'm not sure how to feel about this other than dirty.
Perfect...
>>6210665
>Keep eating those mones
Start you mean.
My psyche appointments on the 25th...
>>6210665
lmao no
6'0
8"
gonna get the bratwurst looking fuck lopped off some day hopefully
>>6210669
I love flannel but she straight so my love will go on unrequited
>>6210669
flannel
she's just the best amirite?
>>6210631
A person drawn to the trend of being transgender. They're not really trans but they think they are because it's the latest fad.
>>6210676
Lmao that agp loving yourself ;)
>>6210674
HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT AAAAAHHHH
>she straight
uhh
y-you missed that?
pls be in brisbane ;_;
>>6210673
Nowt just saying hey!
You got a busy day? :)
>>6210642
ill be a good girl
>>6210673
I...
OK, HOLD UP? AM I THE ONLY PERSON HERE WHO HASN'T TRIED THIS YET? AND ALSO, WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME I'M ON HORMONES ALREADY???
>>6210680
Not at all. I'm off work today so I'm gonna try and motivate myself to clean up and do some cooking. But realistically I'll probably stay here in bed and shitpost.
>>6210683
*hadn't. Sorry, I'm in a little bit of shock.
>>6210683
well I never ACTUALLY did it
I just tried to
>>6210683
You probably are desu. I know you're not on hormones yet dw.
I hate when you cunts are having fun. I love watching you disgusting freaks in misery when you're freaking out over shitposts. I hate each and every one of you.
>>6210683
>ONLY PERSON HERE WHO HASN'T TRIED THIS YET?
Not trutrans if you haven't tasted your own cum, desu though I haven't either
Who wants to gimme cum
>>6210664
>potential hot guys
Don't think I can make this face+size ever pass consistently so I'll probs end up being a femboy. Nowhere near as cute or passing as Red but a femboy nonetheless. For the record I was never going to be a 'hot guy' in what people usually mean by that, I was always sorta uncanny "pretty"/skeletal boyo.
>>6210669
The crush wore off but I still want to cuddle the fuck out of Grace
>>6210673
>How are you?
Alright I guess, tired as fuck but at least i was able to play FPS games a bit without throwing up to vertigo so some improvements today. I had more mones left than I thought so no rush, these cypro packages got a TON of pills in them, one package lasts for 112 days at this rate :P
>>6210672
Wew we're the same height, all the more reason for me to envy your hips ;; R-ree.. Also that's one big gt, going to make a nice pucc some day :3c
>>6210623
Do you frequent /tg/ at all?
>>6210684
well it's not in a dire state, right? as long as it's liveable you're okay? :)
>>6210693
femboys should stick together!
>>6210692
take sirona's she'll keep wasting it otherwise
>>6210690
>>6210686
>>6210665
Can someone please answer the second part of my question? 'cept you Basic...
>>6210694
Infrequently these days, though I ran a quest on it at the height of my time there. I also bullshitted in the PFG.
>>6210698
I will literally mail you a sample if you're worried. I'll just also lace it with anthrax.
>>6210693
My hips look tiny because I'm so tall tho
mind you I was sitting down the other day with my back to the mirror and I looked behind me and they looked fucking enormous
>40" hips before estrogen and with almost no butt to speak of
I'm gonna turn into some kind of pear monster that has to wear size 1351283952 jeans and be thicc as fuck just to not look ridiculous
>>6210700
uhhh why did you assume I assumed you were on hormones already?
>>6210669
Grace the homecoming queen of tranny highschool.
>>6210700
>second part of my question?
What question?
>>6210669
pleb
>>6210693
Oh I'm really sorry to hear that. That must be really tough :/ what dosage are you on? Mine last 56 days on 50mg
>>6210695
Yeah I guess. But I haven't been doing anything lately. I think I should start forcing myself so I can Feel like I've accomplished something. Even if it's as stupid as cleaning up.
>>6210669
Red
Because she's ez
>>6210702
Iktf. Like all my fat has always gone to my hips and thighs. Need to start squatting.
>want to watch frozen with gem
>go to open peerblock
>subscription required
nigga what the fuck I've been using it just fine for over a year and I've never had to do this, what do?
>>6210712
tell gem hi :3
>>6210709
>WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME I'M ON HORMONES ALREADY???
They dont? You'll always be angry uncle to me. I mean I pictures you as like a mid 40s man that looks like my uncle rn.
>>6210707
hey now the small victories mean something too!
>>6210712
you got hijacked...
>>6210712
I can see why you're so depressed now.
>>6210702
>My hips look tiny because I'm so tall tho
Try 17-18'' shoulders and 36'' hips, all in the butt.
Suffering :)))
>>6210707
>what dosage are you on?
50mg. Now that I look at this again I think I have crammed more pill sheets into this box from the other boxes and the information leaflet wasn't in there. I have no memory of doing this, either way lotsa pills to go through
>>6210696
H-heh yeah... ;;
>>6210715
XD
Oh... Oh wow.
Ok, do I need to post pics again?
How about the suit and cane again?
>angry uncle
It was Agony Uncle, but I appreciate it anyway.
>>6210676
yeah she's pretty great
>tfw Australia is literally on the other side of the world from you
>>6210719
we should form a /femboysOfMtfg/ crew
>>6210464
Is it possible somone is transgender but they never expressed feminine traits or i terests, i feel dysphoria with my body but mentallg and socialy im fairly manly.
>>6210726
Hi, welcome to the club. Try some. They're pretty great.
>>6210726
being transgender = having dysphoria desu
>>6210721
Haha whatever you're comfortable with, age and stats would so though. Also omg is that kitten real? Wtf it has so many legs? How is that possible I'd totally want one.
>>6210733
Well fuck. I feel like in a fucking bad dream ;-; i hqve a feeling i wont live the next five years honestly.
Why am i a fuck up? Is there any way to stop feeling like this?
>>6210733
'Wow you fucking trutrans memer, gatekeeper. I don't need to have dysphoria to transition. I just experience gender euphoria when having sex as a girl. And fucking girls with my massive dick.'
-anon
Probably
>>6210734
Nope. If it was I'd be buried under a pile of unfortunate mutants.
BEHOLD. A HANDSOME YOUNG GENT, WHO DOES NOT WISH TO BE SO!
>tfw you asked your crush out
>message seen 8 hours ago
I'm not cut out for this.
>>6210739
Where's the fedora?
>>6210739
Oh god my chin ;_; whyyyyyyyyyy????
>>6210739
>HANDSOME YOUNG GENT
Oic.
Good luck.
>>6210728
>look up flights to Brisbane
>over $1000 minimum
JUST
>>6210748
Tfw ywn be cute enough to have an animal chaser.
>>6210673
I'm okay ^^
neglecting homework
hbu?
>>6210751
i aint no chaser gurl
does anyone know if sheen is ok
im worried about her
>>6210740
>see amazingly cute boy
>turn to mush at the sound of his voice
>try to talk to him
>words won't come out
>she's choking now
>everybody's joking now
>the clock's spaghetti
>time spaghetti
>snap back to spaghetti
it was the last class of the semester so I might never see him again
went home and cried for like 2 hours
>>6210748
Are you in Sydney? Why go for the best when you can settle for a average andro looking femgirlboything bb?
>>6210756
platy let's make eggs desu
>>6210756
I wonder how platypus tastes
>>6210760
>me
>the best
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>6210763
better than cassowary desu
and a lot easier to kill
Someone please tell me there's a way to make my chin smaller. I'm just mildly upset about that image now and I'm seriously considering deleting it...
>tfw I'm making all these cool ass plays with meepo and no ones there to watch coach and appreciate me
I want headpats
>>6210773
Just always have your head facing slightly downward. It's what I do to avoid people looking at my chin.
HRT will also soften your chin and jaw so it may not be as noticeable later...
>>6210774
>liking sports
>>6210760
nah I lived in New York
If I was though I would meet up with you ;_;
>>6210761
l-lewd
>>6210763
also lewd????
>>6210766
m-maybe
>>6210767
I started this whole thing to make fun of birdy because I was bored one night[
so yea kinda
>>6210721
I knew there was a reason i liked
you, if you were agony uncle. you're the best
>>6210769
>and a lot easier to kill
Cassowary might be an armored, weaponized emu, but can it really fight the poisonous platy that can move in complete darkness with its ninjalike beak?
>>6210780
Gay trans are still chasers
>>6210774
How masculine of you
>>6210783
>Female platypi don't have barbs.
That's a relief. That'll make them much safer to barbeque
>>6210774
*headpats*
>>6210774
What's meepo?
>>6210782
>armored, weaponized emu
that's a funny way to spell 6 foot tall literal fucking dinosaur that will kill you as soon as look at you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jB2QFmXUCo
>>6210780
That's actually hilarious
>>6210783
Your chin isn't as bad as mine pham and I still think mine has softened quite a bit. Still gonna get FFS though.
Example is my chin before HRT on left and right is recent.
>>6210788
>much safer to barbeque
How can you have a BARBecue without any barbs??? ;) I'm. Funny right?
>>6210788
On the other hand, Cassowary have more meat, and are the better trophy kill. Do you not have pride as a hunter?
>>6210791
Cancer.
A Hero who can clone himself, and has separate inventory slots for each clone. Impossible to play unless you are amazing at the game.
>>6210795
*audible sigh of relieve*
I-I'm not crying.
are you guys upset with people who want to fuck you or are chasers only bad because they dont want to date you
i wanna hug my qt lil sheeniepoo
>>6210802
i dont mind chasers but imma get my dick chopped off so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9OBqYbZ99c
sometimes I feel like I have to step back and reflect on how fucking ridiculous the wildlife is in my country
also why can't americans pronounce emu? this is seriously annoying
>>6210774
Bexe would be all over it I'm sure, but she's asleep
>>6210802
Chasers are only bad because they like us for our dick, which most of us hate and treat us as sex objects rather than legitimate women.
>>6210795
How long is that time difference?
>>6210810
Okay Pan, help me out here:
If you met a guy, who treated you nicely, liked your dick, and would date you but again liked your dick (and I don't think anyone would just date you for your dick, so he'd also have to like your personality) is that a chaser?
>>6210785
I aint no gay
>>6210794
thanks, I like to think I'm funny sometimes too
>>6210812
Probably a bit over 6 months friendo.
>>6210808
Hi!
http://www.dailyedge.ie/wild-animals-ireland-1292114-Jan2014/
We are not so different you and I.
>>6210815
When you do the whole threaten to rape and strangle thing, you can do it to me
>>6210808
Man the emu look silly running away
>>6210817
I don't think you can counter a 5 foot tall mouse beating up a 6 foot tall duck desu
I'll give you a chance tho
>>6210802
chasers are good people!
>>6210794
what happened to his character on supernatural
>>6210819
lmao
>>6210814
So I'm getting SRS next month, he's a chaser if he wouldn't want to continue dating me after SRS. Does that make sense? That's my view.of things anywyay, also idk I have really bad dysphoria so it would be hard (impossible) for me to be comfortable with letting a guy touch / see /suck play with it. Hope that clears things up ^,^
Being a aunt is tough.
Had to tell my niece how liking things is wrong
>>6210822
How about an otter attacking tourists?
Or wild cats that couldn't possibly live in the country, but somehow do it anyway? or how about the LITERALLY SEA EAGLES, MIGHT OF THE WEST COAST that we for some reason decided to re-introduce?
>>6210717
what?
>>6210819
I wouldn't go that far, I only really impersonated birdy one night. That sorta thing would be really hard for me write up because I'm sorta a sub desu
>>6210817
>Lambay Island Wallabies
w-what?
those are ours!
give them back >:(
>>6210828
Yeah, that makes complete sense. I'd still like a girl with big tits if she got into a car accident and a steel door violently ripped her chest out, if I liked her enough to even date her in the first place. But I get the argument for chasers now. Hope my analogy made sense.
Thanks Pan, good luck in SRS.
>>6210823
red can you explain why people like furries or what about furries is hot
that shit seems so foreign to me
>>6210835
>Australians. Asking for an animal to be brought into their country.
The Irony of you murdering Ceasar while building Notre Dame in japan is not lost on me.
