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previous >>6197882
First for stopping first posters.
Second for can't spell bestiality without best
>>6198718
>tfw bf forces you to eat twice today
suffering
>>6198718
third for world domination
Nth for constantly being hugboxed
nth for attention whoring
>>6198731
I'm not a slut I'm a maiden desu
uh does my body have any potential for the athletic girl aesthetic? kinda lewd but I did censor
unsee cc/nadisome
>>6198731
Can't wait to be promiscuous enough to be called a slut
Good morning
>tfw you have grow hair out for electro
now this is torture
Moved out!
Now the challenge of unpacking looms before me. How is everyone today?
>>6198736
Sass, get your mind out of the gutter. I have a moral compass with enough magnetism to rip the nails out of the deck of the ship I'm probably using the compass on. Which is life. That is the name of the ship. Because this metaphor has gotten away from me and I can't catch it 'cause it's got legs like a cassowary and now it's a simile.
>>6198751
I'm OK. Not bad. Moving is a bitch glad it's over! For me anyway unpacking is a six month process
>>6198745
who?
>>6198745
>unsee cc/nadisome
>image has been deleted
>>6198745
Yah, I think so. You do need wider hips though, and I'd concentrate on thickening your lower half and try to thin out your abdomen.
>>6198756
I'm hoping to restrict it to a few weeks...
Anyway, thanks for that, and glad to hear you're well.
How is this spam honestly
>>6198763
Pretty accurate
starting hrt at 16/17 (just a few months off 17) is there a chance my hips will get wider, or any bone growth changes thatll be positive?
>>6198731
I can't stand people edie
>>6198782
Was gonna make a really bad joke but decided against it
If you aren't on them already, get some hormones in you
You'll be fine
[15:34:39] fluffy bunny: Are we supposed to call you something other than (real name, not telling you MtFG) now, now that you're openly trans?
[15:34:46] Sirona: No
[15:34:48] fluffy bunny: k
[15:35:04] Sirona: I havn't actually done anything. I'll let you know when I sound/look like a girl
[15:35:11] fluffy bunny: Okie doke
[15:35:47] Sirona: It's at that point that I go full yandere, hunt you down, strip you, nail you to a cross and start worshipping your body. Then you can call me mistress
[15:36:04] Sirona: I do hope you realise that was a joke
[15:36:08] Sirona: I'm not going to do that
[15:36:21] fluffy bunny: I'm not exactly sure
[15:36:55] Sirona: I'd be too busy drinking the blood pouring from your wounds so that not a precious drop of it will hit the floor
[15:37:08] Sirona: Loosen up idiot, I'm still me. Nothing's changed
[15:37:18] fluffy bunny: Yes, I know you're still you
[15:37:24] fluffy bunny: This kind of sexual harrassment is common
I'm sorry that I don't act this way with you MtFG, but this little shit's been following me around like a lost puppy ever since I helped get the D&D group going in secondary school. He's far too much fun to bully, and he know's that I'm not serious. Unlike some people here.
Apparently my T levels are the same as an anabolic steroid user...
I am so badass
>>6198780
>posting on R9K
Not once
>>6198743
lies
ur a harlot
>>6198748
mornin~ how are you?
>>6198785
what happened now?
>>6198782
mods MODS MODS
>>6198801
I don't post on r9k?
Is it headpat time :3 :?
hi girls how is everyone rn ??
>>6198809
always for (you)
>>6198811
Conflicted, a little hungover, and very tired.
>>6198766
here's a re-upload sry
unsee cc/togesizu
just lookin for feedback
>>6198772
thanks I'll focus a bit more on my lower half after I drop some more weight
>>6198802
I am tired af because working full time
One day I'll try camming, but until then it's the wageslave life for me
How are you today?
>>6198816
You need more squats
>>6198814
Yay :3
>>6198802
>>6198793
>>6198792
>>6198785
>>6198780
>>6198778
>>6198756
>>6198745
>>6198741
>MFW all of you are heathens because you fail to go to church/sunday mass.
>>6198823
But I'm Buddhist
>>6198811
It's time to kill yourself kit.
>>6198823
Sass. I'm a pagan. Of course I go to sunday mass. It just involves black candles and ritual sacrifice.
>>6198823
>organised religion
Universal egg theory friends where we at?
>>6198823
>yfw I'm literally en route to church right now
>>6198730
ok Sophie, it's time for Sass class 101:
Boyfriend: Meine schatzy, you must eat your knodel and wurst
Sophie: No!
Boyfriend: Meine schatsy, but you must eat something...
Sophie: I'll eat your cock!
ta-daaa!
>>6198836
fuckin hell lol
>>6198839
Yeah well... I'm still not my usual over-cheery, not depressed self. 2 naggins of rum will do that when your dependant on prozac.
Sorry if I'm being a bitch everyone.
>>6198802
I'll tell you about it in skype later.
I have to go to work.
>>6198823
I'm too old to believe in fairy tales
>>6198819
if it makes you feel any better i'm still sleepy and woke up at 10 am today. which is beyond early for me cause i have nothing better to do now lmao
i might clean my house more, and go run a few errands or somethin idk.
i'm good tho. i got this rilakkuma sticker set i wanted to decorate my pink/white 3ds with, so that's somethinggg. i'm just so boring lately ;__;
>>6198823
if it's any consolation i live literally across the street from a church and the bells wake me up all the time. that's how i woke up this morning lol
Tips on how to be a shabby autistic unpassing tranny but also be cute?
>>6198839
Why aren't you at church >:( ?
>>6198856
You will never be cute
>>6198856
Be cute
dont be the other things
>>6198845
k but who are you again?
>>6198856
Poo on toast
I usually handle things pretty good. I just feel so bad right now. I feel so empty. I have supporting friends and family. I guess I shouldn't complain because I know a bunch of people have it so much worse than me. They would all be asleep right now, so I don't want to bother them, because I'm not worth it. I just feel so alone right now. I want to die. I just wish I had someone to hold me and tell me everything will be alright. I just want this horrible feeling to end.
>>6198816
Id stop all upper body training until you reach your ideal weight, and then start toning. when youre off HRT, only do cardio.
keep doing lower body training
as for top-level women results, those are probably not realistic for anyone that transitions after 18, but average women bodies might be possible.
>>6198822
yay!
>>6198836
if you count that as well, I already ate twice and am being forced to eat a third time later.
>>6198867
if only we could comfort each other, anon :(
>>6198858
i'm a terrible person... i sling poison at houses of sin for a living...
>>6198870
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sophie !
I want to be a girl so badly. I want my parents to accept me for who I am. Im going to self med because i cant take the repression anymore and dont want to be a hon. If that doesnt work im fighting tooth and nail with them on this.
>>6198870
well the food news is I don't do any upper body stuff at all and I only do cardio and lower body I think it's my weight that messes everythjng up ;~;
Bully femgen by calling them women
>>6198874
>i sling poison at houses of sin for a living
Perhaps I can give you a more... deserving target?
>>6198854
>church bells literally waking you up
Well, I guess that counts as atonement, tho.
>being bored
Do you want to help me design the ultimate fetish item? Diaper thongs with lace and garters!!!!!!! we'll sell them to all the fetishists and we'll make millions!
>>6198852
>not believing in fairy tales
yeah, I also feel dead inside.
>>6198864
:( Jesus will know!!!!
>>6198870
>MFW I want Sophie's diet.
>>6198874
>sing at houses of sin
b.but you've never been over!
>>6198884
no, they're cute soft boys and they're beautiful as they are
>>6198891
>Diaper thongs with lace and garters!
Only a catholic....
>>6198873
>Based Phien-chan.
w-what did I do now? D:
>>6198874
hai :3333
how are you?
>>6198881
youll probably lose some mass (fat and muscle) in your upper body over the coming months and it should even out a lot more.
>>6198884
Or we could just leave them alone and wait till a bunch of them realise their true potential and come here
>>6198894
>cute soft boys
Real Boys aren't soft
>>6198899
You're awesome? I guess? I just wanted to appreciate you really. I don't see people doing it enough.
You are after all the Reichprincezzen
(I'm not spelling that right, am I?)
>>6198898
>:( they're not for me, I'm being an entrepreneur like señor Trump!
>>6198914
You're still a filthy catholic.
Yes I know I'm Irish. The Irony is not lost on me.
>>6198909
i like fem boys tho :( they're cute
I don't understand y'all sometimes lol
>>6198912
SO NICE <3
pretty close,
its Reichsprinzessin
>>6198891
picture related
>>6198920
D E U S
I O
V U LT
Fucking columbo done it again!
I love this show, its so fucking good!
>>6198899
i'm good ! how are you?? i don't think i've talked to you for aaaages.
>>6198930
>SO NICE <3
I do try.
Besides, I feel like I have to make up for my earlier bitchiness. The prozac's finally kicking in again.
Reichprinzessin. I'll need to remember that.
>Deus Io Vult
Father of understanding guide us, great leader.
Fuck this fuck this fuck this I don't want to tell him he's fallen for a tranny..
Non-trans boob-boy coming through
I've been on hormones say... 9 months? But on and off, on two occasions i tried to stop for a week and i think that undid some stuff.
Basically, i dont think i'm trans, but i figured you guys would know this best. I dont really like getting erections, just makes me uncomfortable. Before this last week off HRT they became like less common and took longer to happen but i dont really want em. Sounds dumb but like... Is there any way to stop it?
>>6198956
I hope he beats you.
>>6198949
>My skin is that colour because of melanin!
>looks at arms.
Do I need to remind you what colour my skin is? I'm the brown sheep of my family.
>>6198956
Ah... Oh dear. I really want to help you, but I don't know how.
>>6198958
>I've been on hormones say... 9 months?
... I... what? You.... that doesn't...
I really need more context for this. You don't think you're trans?
>>6198956
you can do it elanna! it'll be alright!
>>6198956
You were expecting him to never ask...?
>>6198956
shh, calm down, tell me what happened bby
>>6198956
lel i thought he knew?
>>6198956
Youre not. You dont even have ur gt. Youre cis.
why am i so autistic lol
>>6198958
don't fap and let the muscle athropy but that's gunna be painful if you do. also what makes you think you're not a girl?
>>6198975
chemtrails and government sponsored water pollution
>>6198958
in order of importance for you: therapy, cypro, stopping all sex hormones, ssris
>>6198958
just keep taking hrt?
also you can try physically preventing erections but eventually you won't get any even if you wanted them
>>6198989
Ah... Sorry. I hadn't heard the term "boob-boy" yet. My mistake.
>>6198986
t-thanks obama
>>6198944
I am pretty miserable in general (out of estrogen and antidepressants), but I had a decent day so far, so thats something. ive no class next week either, thats pretty nice as well.
>>6198945
I-I will try :3
>>6198949
sooon
>>6198956
Do it by text!!!!!
>>6198962
>MFW white people can literally distinguish between different shades of white.
Actually, I've heard this thing about dark haired Irish being called "Black Irish" is this a meme or like an actuall thing?
>>6198995
holy fucking SHIT
>>6198990
Wouldnt stopping all sex hormones fuck up my bones and stuff? Also i'd like not to poke the caged beast you know? I was really depressed before and i dont think i ever really dealt with why, just walked away. Avoiding it as long as possible :^)
Also i turned down SSRIs when i was still in therapy because i didnt think they"d fix me, it'd just mask it. I wanted to feel like shit so i knew something was wrong
>>6198992
Huh. Ok. Thanks
>>6199001
>Actually, I've heard this thing about dark haired Irish being called "Black Irish" is this a meme or like an actuall thing?
I mean... I've heard the term but it's really old. It's in reference to the Spanish genes that got spread throughout the west after the armada got f*cked off the west coast, and sailers were left stranded here. It's not really relevant any more. And what do you mean different shades of white! I'm as tan as most of the french, that's clearly brown. By comparison, the rest of my family gets sunburn when it's cloudy, the absolute pansies.
>>6198999
>german chad soon
Literally the best hope ever <3
>>6198989
well I don't wanna force labels on you. if you identify as a boy I'll respect that. but you show signs of dysohiria m8. but if you're happy you do you my man
>>6198999
*head pats*
>>6199014
you're taking hormones, freaking out over your penis, and still claiming to be a boy. you still haven't fixed you. no sex hormones will reduce your sex drive even further than being on cypro, but is not a long term answer.
only therapy can find you a long term solution when your best bets are finding a way to be ok with your dick or going all in on mtf and aiming for srs
>>6198971
Nothing yet, I just woke up and he's dropping by in a few hours and I'm freaking out. I don't want to do this but I have to
>>6198961
: /
>>6198966
I expected it would come up eventually but I DUNNO
>>6198965
Hold me korra ;_;
>>6198972
I'm even more afraid that he does. I've actually had this discussion with my ex. He basically has said "I've seen the way he looks at you, he doesn't have a fucking clue, stop overanalyzing shit"
>>6198974
It doesn't work that way though beepy. I'm biologically male and always will be, and unless I want to breach the trust of partners I have to tell them that.
>>6198962
Right now, I think that venting is the help I need. ;_;
>>6199025
When i was on a long streak of HRT for like 6 months, i started getting this messed up cognitive dissonance style shit, i actually kinda saw myself as a girl in my head, when i imagined myself doing something i saw a girl, in dreams and stuff. Obviously i could see and tell that it wasnt real, i was bulky and p obviously male etc... made me pretty uncomfortable, didnt understand why i had that feeling, put it down to hormones
>>6199034
>egging the femboy into getting Srs this much
>>6199041
*holds tight* just like you were there for me I'm here for you.
you can do it! watch everything is gonna turn out fine and you'll be super happy :3
>>6199041
>Nothing yet, I just woke up and he's dropping by in a few hours and I'm freaking out. I don't want to do this but I have to
youre a great person, you look and sound cis and youre post OP, youre as close as it gets. you said he is a tolerant guy, he will probably not care, or maybe he already knows. just be yourself (and maybe be a bit vulnerable about it. for some reason lots of boys dig that in girls)
I am crossing my fingers for you!
skype/discord me up if you need me <3
reposting
>attracted to manly personalities
>attracted to womanly bodies
>women with manly personalities look like men
>men with feminine bodies act like women
It's like the person I'm looking for doesn't exist
I feel like I'm looking for a diesel lesbian trapped in a a femme body
Fuuuck. I can't wait for Overwatch to come out so I can burn through the next 6 months of my life while I wait for HRT to work. :^)
>>6199047
Kill yourself.
>>6199046
this. I want to be fugged by femboys not for them to become girls >_<
>>6199044
ah ok I see what you're saying. I did the same thing for a while too, it sorta helped in the short term but honestly it was just another form of running away and refusing to face my problems.
i mean I'm a girl but bc i dont look like one yet it's uncomfortable to accept that fact rn. idk if it's similar with you but eventually I just had to accept reality that I'm a girl even of its gonna be a little while before the outside matches the inside
>>6199050
Diesel lez
>Ayyyy bb
>>6199056
I don't understand this post
>>6199052
uhh any particular reason why anon? is it bc u don't like me or some other reason?
>>6199034
I'm not freaking out over it, its just a preference.
I used to go to therapy but to be honest i just dont think im ready to make myself that open again, last time i went because i literally wanted to die, it was kind of that or live in serious distress and probably kill myself.
Im ok now though. Im not normal but im ok. I still get down and anxious about stuff but so does everyone.
>>6199046
I dont want a vagina ;~; thats not who i am
The thought makes me feel really weird
>>6199053
O-oh
I think i prefer masculine guys but i'd maybe try stuff
>>6198956
(You)
>>6199060
<3 u anon
>>6199058
I'm saying, we exist
>>6199050
They exist, I used to date them. Ironically I'm MtF now, but they were basically a guy. Ignored me for football / hanging with other friends while I sat on the phone. Her sex drive was also nuts. She was still a girl though, and didn't look manly. Keep searching yo
>>6199053
It's fun if you trick them into becoming girls when that isn't what they really want
>boobies
unsee
.cc/dibupore/
I'll be getting BA very soon. Do anyone have any experience is it better to go for DD if I have big ribcage (33 inches underbust)? Or something more modest like full C?
>>6199054
>I'm a girl
Thanks for the laugh
>>6199063
I didn't say diesel lesbians don't exist
I'm say diesel lesbians tend to look like diesel lesbians
Which I'm not looking for
>>6199045
I'm brown-ish!!!! i swear I post this pic every day and nobody literally knows who the fuck Sass is!
>>6199002
;__;
>>6199038
t-thank
idk what games to buy tho. i think i'm gonna get omega ruby, but otherwise i'm kind of just a pokemon freak.
and moon isn't coming out till november. i need to get games that faye will wanna play wit me maybe...
>>6199041
wait he's your bf but you didn't tell him you're trans?
giiiirrrrllll
>>6199065
But then theyll be depressed and less cute ;__;
>>6199070
>I'm brown-ish!
You're lighter skinned than I am.
Well, not right now, but give it a few months. It takes a while for my tan to kick in because Irish summers suck.
>>6199066
Shit, I mean, they're nicely shaped and proportional to your frame.
Methinks modest c's would be good.
33 is small. Cis size
>>6199066
How tall are you?
I'd say the C, but that's because I'm all demure and mental problems about not wanting to draw attention to myself
>>6199068
...I Dont :/
At least I Dont when I'm not at work
>>6199054
Yeah. I just had a really bad time trying to face stuff before and i just want to have a little normality for a while. I dont want to face all my problems right now i just want to have some comfy time to recover and let the dust settle and i'll continue when i feel ready.
I dont think i'm a girl
>>6199062
Y-you too
>>6199065
Im not an idiot. If i wanted to transition i would
>>6199070
holy moley ur almost as pale as me
>>6199067
wanna give some reasons why or just be condescending for no reason
>>6199073
A confused train wreck is worth the trade
>>6199086
>_____<
*headpats*
>>6199086
take ur time anon. there's no rush to get things done. go at a pace that's comfortable for you since there isn't really a concrete right or wrong way it's ur own personal journey ya know?
oh shit what up
ya boy has a bachelor of artsssss
>>6199078
5'11 179cm
all women in my family are like G-F.
>>6199066
if youre top heavy stupidly large breasts arent going to make you LESS top heavy.
that being said, go for the size you want, but DONT go bigger than what the surgeon can make look natural. Id estimate D would be possible, but idk, personally, Id go for C on myself, but my underbust is like 30-30,5 so Idk
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FSRl08E.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>6199087
>sailor moon
Guuuuuuuurl!
>>6199091
But then they detrans into manly men and then no cuteness ;~~;
>>6198909
femboys are the one true masterrace you arse
>>6199098
Congretes
>>6199087
I enjoy tormenting you. That's that's why.
>>6199072
>Get pokemons alpha saphire
>trade all our pokemons with edie
>every pokemon gets better xp gets
>awesum funs!!!
MFW my plans don't work because no 3ds.
What kind of games does Faye enjoy?
>>6199074
>lighter skin than me
well, that's because of my neet lifestyle.
>irish summer
that's when it rains 3 out of 5 days, right? ;p
>>6199102
>detrans into manly men after you trick them into getting srs
Good one, how are they gona get manly? Their adrenal glands? They can't go back
>>6199045
I appreciate the offer but right now I'm in the process of getting ready and can basically only multitask with my phone. Venting here is helping too though.
>>6199049
>maybe he already knows
That's even worse though ;____; being vulnerable also probably isn't in me, I'm unironically tsundere to people that I don't know that well and have projected a lot of confidence to him up until now. Guess I'll just have to bring it up at some point today and hope for the best, nothing else to do.
>>6199072
We've been on one sort of date and this is the first official one, I have not told him anything.
>>6199047
;___; thanks korra. Fingers crossed for the best rn
>>6199066
i like your nipples
bet they taste like cookies
>>6199111
T injections? Either way itd be mean
>>6199109
>>irish summer
>that's when it rains 3 out of 5 days, right? ;p
It's when we have warm rain
>>6199098
congrats Red
>>6199119
Same tho.
>>6199113
I hate when mens try to lick it. Touch it but don't fucking lick it it's disgusting.
Today marks seven years on estrogen for me.
I was promised lethal blood clots ;_;
>>6199111
You have a weird idea of fun
>>6199103
T h i s :^)
>>6199096
Thank you :/ i walked out of therapy when i started self medding as kind of a last ditch effort, i said "fuck this i dont care anymore", so its been a long time now, whether or not i'll get the urge to face it within a year of avoiding it i dont know
>tfw living with bf now
it's ok i guess
>>6198956
lol
>>6199115
Some people have no sense of humor and it'd be doing those poor closet cases a favor anyways
>>6199109
i just bought omega ruby just because i want to do wifi battles and stuff :x
i'm a competitive player tho, so ye. i don't trade pokemon and all that stuff, i breed for competitive battles and stuff. b-but i love playing pokemon wit friends...
faye likes shooters, rpgs, strategic and action games? she knows that i'm like a pokefreak so she just makes fun of me for that ;___;
>>6199112
oooooh, okie. i'm sure it'll be fine! you have a neo puss and stuff. i hope it isn't awk tho explaining it etc
GOOD LUCK BB
>>6199066
how long hrt?
>>6199133
No it wouldn't
don't bully femgen
>>6199134
>i'm a competitive player
PLS LET ME SUCK U
>>6199125
but they're designed for that!
>>6199135
2 diy years 1 legit? Why do you ask?
>>6199132
I know this is probably never going to happen to me (f*ck you Irish weather, skirts are cute) but I swear I had a nightmare about something similar happening at one point.
>>6199139
For kids not fucking grown up mens. Your role is only to stick your dick in my axe wound. And buy me things.
>>6199128
don't wait too long anon you can only not face it for a limited time before it kinda reaches critical mass
I'm here if you ever wanna vent or talk tho ^^
*hugs*
>>6199145
you mean after all the axe wound dickings and all the gift buyins... not even a wee peck :c
saddays...
>>6199134
i wish I still played competitive I'd wreck u lil girl (I used to ladder and do suspect tests on smogon ;~;)
>>6199149
>sex without booble play!?!?
>>6199138
; 3; w-what? why?? being a competitive pokemon player is l-lame a-af
i'm watching haydunn vids rn while registering my pokebank and stuff on this device .__. he's my fav
>>6199154
you would prob have been in for a surprise, my mawile is god-tier desu
>>6199120
lmao autist
>going to panera for the 6th time in the last 10 days
wew
>>6199140
Just to have my own uhhh whats it called. survey?
nah actually I am a big fat meanie chaser that would suck on your nips :^)
>>6199159
>being a competitive pokemon player is l-lame a-af
>implying
instant turn on senpai.
>>6199147
It was just self image stuff, my therapist said he couldnt rule it out but he didnt think i was trans, to him i just seemed like a boy.
Thats why the boy on hormones thing is ok
And maybe its ok now. Hormones made me a lot better looking, old pictures of me kind of gross me out, and i get a lot of positive attention, so maybe by the time i'm ready to face whatever self esteem stuff there was, there wont be much left to face
Thank you though. I really appreciate it.
>>6199163
After SRS you will be in the past :*
>>6199156
Can you even imagine it? i shudder at the thought,
>>6199171
>After SRS you will be in the past :*
>what did she mean by this?
>>6199112
Just remember Elanna, every great person in history took risks and chances, just do it and hope for the best.
>brain shutting down.
I guess it's time for another nap.
TTYL MtFG
XX = REAL FEMALE
XY = REAL MALE
>>6199168
np man. the world needs alot more love. it makes me happy to help in whatever small way i can even if it's something as little as talking to someone when they're down in the dumps.
you seem the resilient sort with a bunch of similar issues to myself so I've no didn't you'll pull through given enough time. keep making progress anon you're gonna make it one day
>>6199173
That he is a dick
>>6199179
Anon = thousand young
>>6199116
>>6199118
>never ending rain
That's the price to pay for being the emerald isle, amIrite?
Makes me want to go out drinking with you tonight.
>>6199134
>Making fun of Pokefreak
Normies don't understand how awesum pokemon is.
>Competitive battles
So what's like your team? My Gen IV team:
Roselia
Gallade
Salamance
Ninjask
Gengar
Swampert (gastrodon)
I usually got my ass kicked by competitive players, tho. I'd win on occasion, and that felt like the shit.
>>6199179
XXY what am I, bro?
>inb4 a mutant
>>6199136
>don't bully femgen
no
>>6199186
How much for a test there?
>>6199177
kinda sorta the same at church rn waiting for the choir to finish up so the pastor can come on. I work the sound booth
and playing with hair is an instant trigger for me. idk how or why but me touching someone's hair or vice versa is like cheat codes to put me in the mood
>>6199186
Male.
>>6199159
>being a competitive pokemon player is l-lame a-af
it was lame until (you) started doing it
now its the shit.
another burden we have to carry <3
>>6199087
>pale as me
>MFW Jlo color and Taylor swift butt
(;_;) Life is suffering
>>6199190
~120€
>>6199192
I'm.... Loading oil today
Yipee
>>6199179
>MFW XXX
>>6199204
I've been here for 6 hours. 6 more to go
>>6199186
sorcerer tricks
>>6199203
Everybody knows only one X chromosome can be activated at a time. The more extra X chromosomes you have fucks you up more and more. Ladies with triple X syndrome might as well be downies.
>>6199211
>pic realted
check mate anon.
>>6199208
hang in there qt and don't work too hard now! :3
>>6199215
>pic related
Tee hee funny trip
>>6199215
XXX women exist. afaik theyre less fucked than Klinfelters though on average
>>6199224
stop posting sheen's pictures
Is Erin/Aaron a hon name? I like androgynous names with a feminine leaning and Erin sound nice, but its a bit strange.
btw mystery gift updated apparently?
>>6199167
w-well g-gosh ./////. tell faye that pls!!
>>6199169
honedge was OP tho so i'm not really surprised by that. were you more of a UU player, or did you not play by format?
>>6199176
have a nice nap~
>>6199185
faye is a mega normie, so that's tru...
um well i don't always play by formats, buuut
my main team for when i was playing against people was like......
Espeon
Frosslass
Shuckle
Rotom
Mawile
Dragonite
i would substitute like Chansey, Tentacruel, Politoed, Cloyster, Florges, Corsola, etc tho depending on what kind of team was running. i was kinda lowkey obsessed with water pokemon/rain dance teams for a bit and have a Drizzle Politoed. outside of competitive play my all time fav pokemon who helped me through everything was Cinccino. my Celebi helped me loads too.
>>6199194
>tfw no friends to play OR with once i get it in the mail tomorrow
1 day amazon shipping used in vain, desu ;__; wasted!!
>>6199233
:c
no one plays the TCG here do they?
I have a beefy fairy/water deck and never get the chance to play
>>6199233
I hated the outside weather wars days so after I dropped that their in gen 5 I went up and ru primary. I was usually on the top 3 on the ladder before decay but it's been years since I've played now I'm bad and don't know the meta at all ;;
Having a day of wine, junk food and dark souls 3. What are you at today?
>>6199236
no physical symptoms in 2/3 cases thats pretty not fucked in my book.
>>6199233
oh no ;-;
morning g r i l l s
>>6199246
Jerkin it in bed, watching chevy chase movies
>>6199246
church and then playing league of legends most likely your day sounds rlly comfy too C:
you sound fun to hang out with desu
>tfw disgusting super tall hon
>>6199246
Got my pathfinder game in a few hours.. waking up with tea water and OJ. No food in the house shrug
>>6199246
going out to panera with my mom, discussing with a friend whether or not it's creepy to save my testicles in a jar after srs
>>6199257
i wanna see a pic lain no bully ;;
>>6199257
morning! sorry for making you feel bad earlier :c
>>6199225
I know :) I was just baiting anon to make him feel like a fool.
>>6199233
>Shiny Xerneas
>you'll be the envy of your friends
literally
>>6199233
Looks like a good team. I spec'd Gen IV because that was the last Nintendo portable system I owned :(.....
Now I want to 3ds to play against U and Sophie....
>>6199259
wut
>>6199263
All of my pics are shit.
>>6199266
I made myself feel bad, nerd.
My gf is prob gonna break up with me within the year. Ow
>a girl wants says she wants my skype here on /lgbt:
>knows i dont pass yet, pre hrt etc
>start talking
>asks for kik
>keep talking for essentially 2 hours
>and now she stoped suddenly
Welp i guess im boring, there goes my day :( she was cute as hell too ;-;
>>6199233
>tfw left my x version at my parents house when I moved
I gotta go get it
>>6199271
>>6199274
I want to be a mad scientist type. keep them a my bookshelf or something. or if I get a phd and become a professor I'll keep them on my desk and students will wonder but never ask what they are
I mean it's not *that* weird, is it?
>>6199257
Then you might have XXY chromosomes, get tested.
>>6199275
Girls always do that shit dont worry about it. They like to play games and fuck with people.
>>6199287
>ywn play games with cartman
I updated my folder, now its like 215 pictures
>>6199238
n-no not anymore, sorry :( i used to when i was like waaay young, but not anymore.
>>6199241
i haven't played in like 2 years myself so i get u ;___; rip
i used to be more UU tho. i'm hoping that this time around playing OR i won't get bored out of my mind.
for whatever reason OR was just not engaging for me...
>>6199246
umm idk what i'm going to do. i think i might order some food, then get ready and work. i kinda want to go just buy food and stock my fridge? but idk...
it's sunday and i'm a lazy pos
>>6199248
wyd btw? lol
>>6199267
you could always get one if you wanted, i mean a 2DS is under 100$, and 3ds go anywhere from 100$~200$. but that's still a lot of money.
one of my clients bought me my 3ds and my ipad and all that stuff so i'm lucky electronically.
>>6199280
p-pls do
>>6199287
Hello fatty
>>6199134
It's gonna be awkward but I'm hopeful it will go OK ;~; thanks
>>6199175
Thanks cartman, time for me to be an adult for once.
Does HRT cut your lifespan?
>>6199285
Not that tall and i'm way too manly to be intersex lel.
>>6199287
>Playing mental games with boys
It's the hormones, tho.
Last night was real sad
I did real sad things, watching myself do pathetic things but
I don't know
I'm tired of these feelings. I wish I hadn't been too broken for him.
How's /mtfg/ this morning
anyone done anything slutty lately
>>6199310
no but being a tranny does
