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let's peer pressure puru into making a delicious chocolate slice edition
http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/29825/choc+coconut+slice

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previous recipe >>6197026
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>tfw asuka is literally you
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>tfw poor as shit
poverty butter and jelly sandwiches for me I guess
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>>6197890
asuka? i love her!
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>>6197893
Maybe you can try camming and if that doesn't work out and sell it to BBC as a nature documentary?
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>slight pain in new piercing
OH GOD I'M GONNA DIE OF A FLESH EATING INFECTION PLS GOD NO
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>>6197898
do you have any rubbing alcohol?
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>>6197898
See if its reddened, if yes apply antiseptic fluid of some sort
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>trigger happy flannel edition
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>>6197898
w-what kind of peircing
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someone buy me makeup :c
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>>6197909
I pierced my nipples the other day
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>>6197886
Hey I bet there's someone IRL, friend or something else. Go hang out with some girls and see if you can make some friends.

>>6197878
Somehow I find it way easier to be emotionally connected to girls, but easier to feel lewd about guys. With girls I need to feel something for them before I'm fine with the sexual part, but I find it easier to feel close to them. For guys it's the opposite.

Cypro killed my sexual desire anyways so I've started to be more interested in girls, because now the emotional part is most of what I'm after.
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>>6197902
>>6197904
>>6197909
nah it's probably fine I've got some spray I have to put on it every so often
I only got my ears pierced, not my lip or anything... yet

>>6197908
w-what?
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>>6197914
this is the first time anyone's pretended to be me
I'm legit kind of flattered desu
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>>6197916
oh did you get them done properly?
I got mine done in a mall and one of them is on an angle but I don't care and don't think about getting it repeirced
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>>6197917
I hope you understand it was just a silly joke with no mean intentions
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>>6197915
>Hey I bet there's someone IRL
Kek. I got one person still on my friendlist from my high school I havent seen him for over 2 years. Going out and socializing strangers seems pretty impossible as I got 0 experience with such a thing and 0 knowledge where people even meet strangers. I'd need to get my voice and appearance in order before I'd do any of that too.

>>6197909
gt duh, that's how you know she's part of the club
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I used to hate undercuts but now I really want one because it would definitely work well on me :/
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well howwwdy internet pardners

i am afraid of the future and what people might think of my weird little cone tits

>>6195770
hell yeahhhh i'll take that
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>>6197920
well properly as in I went to some weird looking place that I got my eyebrows done at once and they pulled out this hole puncher looking thing that made a very loud noise
they turned out pretty nice thankfully

>>6197922
uhh I kind of get that you were never going to fool anyone so yeah

>>6197925
just the thought of that makes me shudder in all sorts of ways

ps pls cook thing in OP you need some meat on your bones!
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>>6197928
they're hard to pull off but if you can they can be super qt desu
I say go for it
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>>6197897
Why is this the first place people go? It's disgusting.
Get a real career, or something you love doing.
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>>6197937
some people love camming
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>>6197937
It was a joke about platypus being a platypus anon. Besides, some people like camming and it can make you good money

>>6197933
>just the thought of that makes me shudder in all sorts of ways
ikr, crazy stuff
>ps pls cook thing in OP you need some meat on your bones!
I can already feel all of that going to my underchin and none of it going to my chest. I'll try to balk a bit in the upcoming weeks as I keep up with my exercise routine
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>>6197933
>well properly as in I went to some weird looking place that I got my eyebrows done at once and they pulled out this hole puncher looking thing that made a very loud noise
oh yeah same
>they turned out pretty nice thankfully
I think I jumped slightly and thats what caused the angle
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>>6197937
some people feel that overacting while they releav a sexual fantasy is a good use of their time. you can cam and have a real job (if you're resiky) or use te money to do something you love but couldn't with a 9 to 5 job
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>>6197938
>>6197941

If you say so. It seems like a death sentence for a normal life though, since you'll never be sure if you're actually stealth, and if you ever want a career, it'd be shitty for a company to find it. Even if they didn't care about the whole sexial aspect, they basically know you're trans.
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>>6197937
>Get a real career, or something you love doing.
i got nothing against camming but i agree.

i chose the "love doing" instead of "real career". its nice and fun but goddamn is it unstable
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>>6197933
>well properly as in I went to some weird looking place that I got my eyebrows done at once and they pulled out this hole puncher looking thing that made a very loud noise
>they turned out pretty nice thankfully
I imagined someone going to get their eyebrows pluck and they suddenly take out a very loud machine to do it...
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>>6197925
I can't say I have much experience either now that you say it. You could try online dating or something.

>>6197937
Seems like ez money if you don't mind showing some skin. You don't need education, and being trans isn't something that can get you fired, it's actually a plus because you're filling a niche. Plus it can get you some confidence.

But really, I'd say it's hard to get money for transition, if you're not passing already it's hard to find a regular job, but without a job you can't get the money you need to fund your transition and be passable.
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>tfw pass well enough to get beta male chasers now
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>>6197945
>they basically know you're trans.
ideally that shouldn't be an issue in the long run
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>>6197936
The shape of my face is definitely the shape that goes well with one, I just have to wait for this dumb hair to grow >.> I'll probably do some dumb red highlights or something too, I'm kind of excited thinking about it
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>tfw qt cis female chaser on my tail
>date in a couple of days
w-what do?? a-anyone here experienced in the ways of the cis??? ;_;
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>>6197945
With the amount of porn online I don't think it's too likely that anyone would find out via your camming. Getting clocked some other way seems way more likely and depending on where you live it might not be that big of a deal.

>>6197950
>You could try online dating or something.
Maybe, though going slowly into it with someone I'm first friends with seems far more natural. Can't see myself going for a random hookup for my first time but who knows how desperate I get lol.
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>>6197943
What could you do with camming that you couldn't do with a 9-5 job. Every wealthy mtf I k ow went to school and are making a lot more money than they could camming.
Hell, my offer for when I graduate is much more than I could make camming.

>>6197948
Yeah, it doesn't have to be a career, but doing something you love feels much more fulfilling and meaningful.

>>6197950
You're right, but companies can chose not to hire you because of your past.

And as I said before, you basically have to walk around for the rest of your life not knowing if some random dude is clocking you because they watched you cam. That's much more nerve wracking and confidence killing imo.
But if you're not passing, why would people pay you a lot? I know that people who don't pass can make some amount of money, but the logic doesn't follow.
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>>6197957
>moans from the other room
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>>6197958
If you don't care you're stealth, then it's not a big deal.
But being stealth is the end goal right?
And there are only a few major camming websites, and people who watch transporn will most likely go to those websites.
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>played dota all day
>finally quit like an hour ago
>extremely achey for some reason
>my leg is so achey it hurts A LOT
>can't sleep despite how tired i am because of the pain
>took some pain relievers
>I have chills and i am actually crying and clenching my teeth because its so painful
Do your stretches before supporting kids
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>>6197951
>what are your feelings on dat boi?
we've got husband material here
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>>6197948
lol that fucking gif
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>>6197962
>But being stealth is the end goal right?
Of course.
>And there are only a few major camming websites, and people who watch transporn will most likely go to those websites
I can't imagine anyone recognizing you during a job interview or something unless they consume silly amounts of your content.

>>6197959
>Every wealthy mtf I k ow went to school and are making a lot more money than they could camming.
Some of us are shit at school or can't afford a good school though. Some just prefer the cam over a 9 to 5 job altogether, even if the pay is not as good.
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>>6197959
well, for example you can cam while going to college.
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I'm WRITHING IN PAIN RIGHT NOW SHIT
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>>6197974
>Some just prefer the cam over a 9 to 5 job
>tfw I plan on doing both
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>>6197951
I will never know this feel ,_,
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>>6197978
just move your legs to recover!
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>>6197974
That's not what I was talking about. The career and stealth are not the same issue. I'm talking about going out to public with your friends, never knowing if some random dude might out you because he saw you can.


Also, all state schools are affordable with minimal loans.
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My bobs are gonna swallow the world...
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>>6197978
>not enjoying pain
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>>6197983
>all state schools are affordable with minimal loans.
does it cover living expenses too? not everyone can get a scholarship for that sutff...
I'm sure camming could do more money than an entrylevel half-time job.
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>>6197959
It's pretty surprising but you can actually get money if you don't pass, you gotta make it up with personality though or be willing to do some fetish stuff. Of course it isn't as much money as a 10/10 fully passable qt but money is money.

About being clocked because they watched you cam... really, what are the chances unless you regularly pull in huge numbers. Plus, do you really think the regular guy would admit he knows someone because he was looking up trans porn.
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>>6197980
maybe this time with my trip on

>>6197978
seek medical assistance

>>6197983
GENERALLY people who are okay with showing their entire body, including face, on cam enough for someone to recognise them would be okay with being publicly trans

>>6197984
noice
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>this is what black trans girls look like pre-hrt
Kill me now, please.
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>>6197978

How come?
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>>6197986
I really don't. This is so bad. The muscle relaxers are just barely working. I can feel my legs convulsing from pain.
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>>6197980
Good luck and congrats for having the assets to pull it off

>>6197983
>I'm talking about going out to public with your friends, never knowing if some random dude might out you because he saw you can.
That seems kind of a silly thing to worry about unless you're super popular cam person. If that's a major concern to you then sure, camming is not for you, I'm not advocating for anyone to cam if they don't actually like it and can't deal with what other stuff comes attached with it.

>>6197983
>Also, all state schools are affordable with minimal loans.
It all depends how much financial support and opportunities there are available to you. Being trans is not always cheap, if you need FFS or something too camming is definitely better than working a wage-slave job on the side.

>>6197992
Now pick some passing pre-hrt white girl and do the same generalization so everyone gets to pass pre-hrt.
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>>6197992
Yea june isn't fair
>>6197993
Idk dude i just sat and played games on my computer all day, i think it's muscle cramps. I am on progy so that could be effecting me.
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>>6197987
Yes, it does.
And yes camming does. It's one's own decision to make, I just can't see it ending without regret.

>>6197990
I was not aware. I guess it doesn't matter then! If they're okay with it, then they should do whatever they want.
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>>6197994
run a hot bath if you have one
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>>6197997
>i think it's muscle cramps
I heard clots can sometimes feel like pulled muscles. Might want to get that checked out :s
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I need my rhinoplasty!

>>6197992
Some people have that. Don't worry about it and focus on yourself.
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>>6197897
>all this debate over a simple joke
heh

I don't have too much to say on camming, I don't think I'd ever do it, but I don't look down on people that do. If you can make money off it then good on you, we've all chosen a pretty expensive life to live, and it's better than physically selling your body out and potentially risking your life having sex with weirdos
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>>6198002
Clots?! What do i do if I'm clotting???
>>6198001
This is the best fucking idea ever thank you Shannon
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>>6198008
seek medical assistance
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>>6198008
>What do i do if I'm clotting???
I don't know :s All I know is you need to get into ER if it goes into your lungs

>>6198007
>I don't have too much to say on camming
What about those nature documentaries though?
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>>6198012
those platypuses who do those are SLUTS
absolutely degenerate
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>>6197992
korra is looking great!
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>>6198015
>try to find some softcore cute furry platypus to meme about back at you
>it's either completely innocent or beyond ridiculous fetish stuff
my poor virgin eyes
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my sister got home and we're finally making the cookies

>300g butter
this is going to make a lot :O
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>>6198018
Make sure to post pics when they're done
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>drink too little water
>really have to pee
>pee very little
>it feels as if there's a drop in the middle not going one way or another
having a gt sucks...
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>>6198017
>meming around with a cute platypus girl
a-are you falling for anonypus-kun?
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>>6197971
:) from here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggchpG9V-iY
im close with the guy who makes these

>>6197959
while scary, it certainly is fulfilling
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>>6198010
>>6198012
I dont have insurance for that and i dont have a car to get me to a hospital anyways, especially at four in the morning.
That said i think I'm fine. Taking a bath and the pain is all gone. The chills were much worse than i thought. Whole body was goose bumps, i felt like my teeth would chatter. That was crazy. I've never actually been in so much constant physical pain that i was crying before.
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>>6198024
by that you mean you get to fill yourself :^)
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>>6198017
>looking up furry porn deliberately
this is what you get
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>>6198026
Apparently it could actually by a clot and you did the right thing
http://www.dvtforum.com/index.asp?forumID=9310
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>>6198028
>dem flirty eyes
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>>6198024
that, is possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen
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>>6198028
Ha I guess I asked for it. Usually there's at least some cutesy art of any given animal that shows up before the ridiculous stuff but platypus is just too niche.
>>6198023
No I'm just having fun, please anon. I barely know her though I would headpat to distract her electric sense >:3
>>6198026
>That said i think I'm fine
I'm glad. Clots are only really immediate medical emergencies if they clot a vital organ, otherwise they can resolve on their own although it's extremely uncomfortable.
>>6198021
Funnily enough I never had trouble with this when I was living the dood life, now it's a constant issue.
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>>6198027
yes thank you for reading between the lines

>>6198034
all his videos are just mystifying
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>>6198029
Shannon saves my life. What a great day.
I have a really weird sensation now. The bath helped the pain killers i took do their job i think and now my legs are totally numb, and warm, and it feels great. Still have chills so I'm triple layering in a sweater and two blankets.
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>>6198031

>>6198036
I suppose so, I don't know anything about what animals are popular furry material lol
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>>6198040
>thank you for reading between the lines
no problem, I'm here whenever you need me
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>>6198041
>What a great day.
you can tell it to your adopted children [spoiler];__;[/spoiler]
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>>6198052
Why sad
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I have a few memes that I need your help to fill up...
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>tfw no qt chubby fem boy to bully and rape with your thick gt
feels bad ;_;
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>>6198045
>I don't know anything about what animals are popular furry material lol
Dragons and wolves. So many dragons and wolves. For more degenerate folk horses and dogs because this is totally not because of the silly animal dicks you guys. This is what I get to know for drawing porn for money and I don't even draw for random furries
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>>6198057
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>>6198058
what does "gt" mean
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>>6198061
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>>6198063
girltinkler
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>>6198064
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>>6198066
>>6198064
>>6198061
>>6198057
Ok so what is this
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this cookie dough holy shit

it looks like ice cream, feels like velvet, and tastes like my mouth is having an orgasm
there is like the perfect amount of vanilla in there

ps it's not that blue it's just what my shitty phone does under fluoro
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>>6198066
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>>6198060
Do you make a lot of money drawing porn?
>>6198058
I am kinda chubby and still pretty much a boy, pls give me your bullying and gt
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>>6198069
a theatre group consisting in transwomen, I think some of the choises for pics are sort of funny or exploitable.
last one
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>>6198072
>Do you make a lot of money drawing porn?
the furry porn is considered one of the biggest markets for a lot of people in /co/ and /ic/
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>>6198070
we filled up two trays and we've still got like 60% of the dough o_o

also I thought I hated pizza but my parents just made this proper fancy italian style one and oh my god it is the best thing that's ever been in my mouth
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>>6198072
>and still pretty much a boy
you already came out to friends and co-workers, I think it's time to show your face to mtfg

>>6198077
>just made this proper fancy italian style one
what were the differences?
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>tfw not sure if can convincingly sing in girl voice

i hope no one minds a cute girl singing like bob dylan lmao
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>>6198079
but raspy female voice tends to have a huge market, if you could get that you'd get a personal fan club in no time
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>>6198078
uh idk they made everything including the dough from scratch

I'll ask
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>>6198081
I was wondering more about the differences that made you change your mind
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>>6198077
>hating pizza
do you like put vegemite and sprinkles on your pizza in Australia like I don't understand
>>6198078
Maybe in a bit, my hairs still wet from the shower I just took. I don't really like sharing pictures but since you asked nicely
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>>6198080
the problem isn't raspiness so much as too breathy and close to falsetto. maybe ill get away with some dumb bon iver kind of voice
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>>6198073
They pass ok. Maybe its the lack of light tho. Did you go see them? How are their voices?
>>6198079
I love singing, i support you. My voice will never pass, especially my singing voice, so i yolo constantly.
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>>6198072
>Do you make a lot of money drawing porn?
Not really but that's mostly because I'm really unproductive at it and do niche stuff because it's fun, only taking money for it because people asked me for commissions. I'm also really pricy for the quality but hey, if people want to pay that much for my hobbyist-tier stuff I'm not going to say no to the money, especially since I didn't mind the subject matter.

>>6198076
This is also true but it's also kinda high competition and the more degenerate stuff you're willing to do the more likely you are to get consistent work. Patreon is what makes it a great business for those that can gain traction not commissions alone.
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>>6198082
well every pizza I've eaten before has a super thick doughy base and a shitload of toppings so I eat like two bites and feel like throwing up
this one was super thin and crispy and just had a bit of cabanossi and posh mozzarella on it
apparently we have like a proper pizza stone thing now so that helps I guess
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>>6198084
then maybe some other day since I'm leaving, or authorize someone you trust in particular to show it later on...
or, you know, do whatever you want

>>6198086
>They pass ok.
maybe only the one more on the fat side looks a bit bad, the rest look okay.
no, I just found out they existed and I was maybe considering going to them with a few synopsis for scripts or something.
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>>6198088
>3 becauses in one sentence
what the fuck is up with my brain again
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>>6198089
also the pizza bases tasted really different from like dominoes ones or whatever but we don't know how dominoes does theirs so idk the differences
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>>6198089
it's pretty common for people to over top their pizzas forgetting that they rock for the basics.
it might have something to do with shitty deliveries compensating the bad dough with all the stuff you want on top.
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>>6198041
its just basic medical knowledge...
if you were active and something hurts, ice it.
if you were sedentary and something hurts, warm it.
if something is bleeding and its oozing out; you're probably fine, if the gash is deeper than a few mm you'll probably need stitches. keep the wound clean with iodine and change your dressings daily.
if something is bleeding and its spurting out; WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CALL AN AMBULANCE, GET SOME FLUIDS INTO YOU QUICKLY, WAIT A SECOND I'LL DRIVE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL MYSELF, GET IN MY CAR!, KEEP PRESSURE ON IT GOD DAMN IT!

and the number one rule to remember about blood loss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNr0WXQ3Ho4
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>>6198092
well, for one dominos doesn't use yeast, it's cheaper to use chemicals. they also don't care for the correct timing of the dough, usually freeze it after the first cooking.
almost no food is as tasty bought as it is homemade.

I do very basic pizza with premixed flour, I still have some stuff to really do correctly, and people still seem to love it as if it was something rare.
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>>6198090
Some other time then, just tell me you're that anon and I'll most likely deliver
>>6198088
>niche
dare I ask?
>>6198089
ugh super doughy pizza is not real pizza. Chicago style has a lot of dough but since it's baked in a pan it makes it really good, but doughy pizza made regular is awful
What kind of toppings do people regularly have on their pizzas there?
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>>6198070
recipe?
>mtfg, trading recipes
we're real women now :D
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>>6198095
that's my favorite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM
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>>6198093
these ones just tasted really light and I didn't get that gluggy feeling after a couple of bites so I just scoffed it down

>tfw going into winter already kinda fat
by the end of this I'm gonna be enormous lol

>>6198100
http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/13605/chocolate+chip+cookies
we doubled it because our family eats like pigs and we wanted it to last
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>>6198101
I like this song better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnMF7dV86k
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>>6198098
>Chicago style has a lot of dough but since it's baked in a pan it makes it really good
and on the other hand NY has a very thin and steady base. both get the point with different aproaches. We don't do those pie things in my country, I should learn its magic and do it myself.

I'll try to remember but since I'm not a chaser I might forget to ask you. I'm sorry if it happens.
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ok ok i'm going into work on a fucking day shift. its some 'family fun day' with activities and a raffle and facepainting n shit and its gonna be full of kids. my broody 'i want to be a mom' feelings are through the fucking roof and theres a good chance i have a crying meltdown on shift.

being a sterile tranny freak is the worst goddamn i hate it
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>>6198095
I love you Shannon ty
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>>6198100
>we're real women now :D
actually I think this makes us hons lol

idc cooking is fun and you get tasty stuff afterwards sooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>6198103
If it bleeds we can kill it is just more inspiring.
there's also a musical for robocop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0yuaUCKFII
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>>6198105
Ehh don't worry about it. I'll probably share a pic of myself sometime anyway, when I'm feeling more confident and/or stupid.
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>>6198106
nigga u can still adopt
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>>6198108
I propose that thinking that just trading recepies and maybe cooking makes us women is a hon idea.
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>>6198108
>>6198112
it was a joke god damn it ;~;
but I am going to use that recipe
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>>6198112
I don't even know who's a hon any more lmao

>>6198113
oooh post pics when you do!
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>>6198110
Just add peeps on steam or something or use unsee if you want to protect your privacy.
>>6198098
>dare I ask?
Guild Wars 2 asuras, aka. shortstack shark rat goblins, degenerate stuff I must say
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anyone know where sirona is?
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>>6198072
where do you live

are you racist
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>>6198120
probs having a story time experience we will surely hear about later
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I want to go biking across the country.

Who lives on the West Coast wants to go with me? We can share a tent and sleeping bag.
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>Order two 14" pizzas for me and my roommate
>Eat the whole thing in like 5 minutes
>Roommate isn't that hungry after all, tells me I can have the rest
>Eat half of his

These pizza memes are going to be the end of me, stop making me want pizza daily /mtfg/
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>>6198117
I was going to do it on unsee anyway, still can't people just take a screenshot?
As for steam, if anyone wants to add me my name is America's Funnyman Adam Sandler
>asuras
o-ok, you do you I guess

>>6198121
Upstate New York, and no not really
I can go off on tangents about experiences with Indian exchange students being obnoxious in the library though
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>>6198122
I hope she comes back soon
I really need to talk to her
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>>6198111
yeah but i can't right now, don't have the circumstances for it, and biologically my bell has been going off a couple of years. im gonna be swarmed with the shites wanting to be fairy princesses, tigers or mutant ninja turtles or whatever the kids are into these days. pls why'd they rota me in, why couldn't it have been the fat chick
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>>6198125
o-okay
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>>6198117
I knew a guy who was a tranny but also a huge /pol/-tard and permanently stuck in the closet. His gaysona was an Asura trap and he kept sending me m-preg pictures he had commissioned of him


I like making friends with furries because they make you feel better about yourself
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>>6198126
I'm sorry anon!

maybe you should lay off the wacky tobacky

>>6198130
I really don't think you should post a picture to be honest
you'll just end up on some tier list and that's a pretty terrible fate honestly
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>>6198135
I know what a trap is but what's an asura?
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>>6198133
you, what equipment do you have and are you qt
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>>6198143
n-none I just dont want to be yelled at
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>>6198130
>America's Funnyman Adam Sandler
/id/satanfuck the same person?
>o-ok, you do you I guess
Kek. I used to play it a lot but not for a while now, still got 2 commissions to finish dunno how much asuras I have left in me after that. Probs just gonna do some yuri animus

>>6198135
I feel like I should know this person but I don't think I ever ran into m-preg stuff thank god. Guess he kept them private or something

>>6198138
>what's an asura?
an avenue for degeneracy, I'd post a pic but i nuked my vidya image folders recently
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>>6198144
get a bike

get a tent

ill get a sleeping bag

we ride at midnight on july the 30th
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>>6198135
Last year in my college communications class we had to do a presentation on a topic of our choice and one guy did it on furries. He talked about fetishes and stuff too and included a vore picture. He also browsed furry porn during class and had a naked anime chick for a background.
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>>6198138
Like the gnomes from WoW but infinitely more disgusting and obnoxious
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>>6198147
o-okay
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oh sweet baby jesus these cookies are amazing

welp time to become a fatty
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>>6198146
No, my id is /hamwesley
>yuri animus
can't go wrong with some pure love

>>6198137
yeah you're probably right. that'd be pretty terrible
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>>6198155
can I add you? :D
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>>6198155
>No, my id is /hamwesley
I will never understand why the name search is so finicky
>can't go wrong with some pure love
Ikr. Drawing animus seems fun too for a change
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>>6198156
sure thing!
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Good morning
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so has anyone made an endless VR experience about being a real girl yet?
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>>6197893
you have a pet platypus?
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>>6198165
Are you done being a bitch today?
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>>6198165
are you the anon with the dank and obscure marge memes?
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>>6198182
>>6198165
i love marge memes, start postin

So anyway /mtfg/ us euros are waking up or having a lazy brunch soonish, hows everybody doing?
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>>6198183
>us euros
I'm going to bed soon and I'm euro. Such is the neet with sleeping problems lyfe. Also please post more of this meme I have not experienced it yet
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>>6198184
where do you live?
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>>6198183
Tired, decided to not sleep for literally no reason.
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>>6198188
>where do you live?
Finland, though hopefully not for too long. It's dark, cold and lonely here and trans shit is gatekeep stalling. Was hard to find anime girls with fitting theme for you lol
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>tfw its that time of day where phien is awake
^.////.^
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>tfw had a nightmare where I transitioned
>everyone knew I was a tranny and had taken estrogen
>had tits but didn't pass
>everyone knew
>wake up
>look around
>"oh thank fuck"
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>>6198190
OH MY GOSH
is it really you?

>>6198193
Finnland isnt that bad though, right?
at least youre not getting stoned in the streets by angry muslims.

>>6198194
YAY :3
just got up!

>>6198195
>tfw thats my life
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>>6198184
aw well, sleep tight!
>>6198190
shame that y'all are having sleep issues atm

do either of you like hot chocolate? I have it at the same time every day hoping to train my body and brain to know its bed time when it is consumed
no scientific basis for it, just a thing
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>>6198197
Just a figment of your imagination.
>>6198198
It's my choice, even if it's a stupid one. And I love hot chocolate.
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>>6198195
hey repressionanon
it's a good thing you have totally beaten the dysphoria and don't think about this almost constantly even in your dreams
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>>6198201
youre one of my favorite trips. how have you been?
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raifu is dead
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>>6198201
aw i get ya but hey, you love hot chocolate +5 points for haato
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>>6198204
I'm not repression anon
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anyone else only suffers from physical dysphoria but doesnt mind boy name, and male pronouns? is it normal for prehrt?
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>>6198197
>at least youre not getting stoned in the streets by angry muslims
Not in the near future no, besides I'm a rare sight in the streets unless it's 3-4am when I go out to jog on the empty streets for 30 minutes.
>>6198195
>"oh thank fuck"
Do you mean you're stealth irl or repressed irl? If it's the latter you might want to do something about it
>>6198198
>do either of you like hot chocolate?
it leaves a stuffy feeling into my head which I'd rather be without when I'm going to bed. Can't say that I'm a huge fan because of that weird feeling but it tastes delicious I'll give it that
>>6198211
Everyone experiences dysphoria differently, don't feel alarmed if you don't relate with every trutrans™ meme here. If you got GD you got GD and it's a bitch
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>>6198214
I don't really repress. I just don't transition. I just view transition as a option for pretty people.

I follow the "if you don't pass pre hrt you won't pass after"
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>>6198190
>>6198201
I DON'T BELIEVE IT
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>>6198205
I've been fine, thanks. Just living. Trying to get off self-med and go legit but having a lot of trouble finding a doctor that is both accepting new patients, and accepts my insurance. Making lot's of calls and getting turned down every time is kinda frustrating, as it turns out. Probably gonna stay self medding for a while longer while I mess around with insurance stuff.
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>>6198211
I had that the other way around. I couldnt stand girlname before HRT cause it made me feel like a faggot.

>>6198214
thats pretty neat :3
do you see mooses and polar bears?
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>>6198197
^(:u:^)

yay !!!!
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I'm about to walk to get my degree.
I'm free from college
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>>6198218
wow that sounds really complicated. is the insurance the problem or the inability of doctors?

>>6198220
<3
how are you this night?
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>The moment that cousin I had only heard about turns up unannounced to a family gathering
>had run away from their home to transition overseas
>almost a foot taller than me
>looks at everyone with pained and angry eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5lMOIFAJVI

I tried to start up conversation and she said while she appreciated me trying I should fuck off upstairs.
Then everything kicked off.
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>>6198198

Hot chocolate is the best. And that's not a bad idea, I do the same thing with an alarm on my phone. I think it helps.
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>>6198218
it's been so long!

this is your timeline right?? sorry if this is a bit of a weird question I just want to make sure I haven't mixed up all the old trips lol
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>>6198223
Both kinda? Don't want to get too much into it.
>>6198227
Yeah that's mine, it's pretty old though.
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>>6198227
also sorry if that's someone completely different and I'm just going nuts lol
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>>6198215
Join repression general
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>>6198228
alright! I hope it works out for you!
I am crossing my fingers for you <3
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>>6198223
Im very good <3 <3

I ate a shitton of taco bell, got really high, and we're watching stuff

how about you??
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>>6198219
>do you see mooses and polar bears?
I've seen a few mooses in the countryside, polar bears don't even live here lol. I live downtown in the biggest city (helsinki) anyways so not much wildlife here. Or any life really at 3am, one of the busiest streets at daytime and I see maybe 2 cars in 30 minutes at night and nothing else, it's awesome.

>>6198215
>"if you don't pass pre hrt you won't pass after"
Well that's pretty shitty way to live. I mean, a lot of girls need HRT, makeup and clothes to be pretty even if their face is built to pass, Grace being a good example. With that splash of makeup she got recently it was an instant pass without a question.

For a more difficult case there's always FFS if you can afford it. I do get if you live in a country that's openly hostile or something towards transfolk but even then you can work on towards getting out of there some day but I guess at the end of the day it's your decision. Just saying you dont have to live like that and if you think you fucked it all up after trying to transition as depressing as it is detransition is still a thing...
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>>6198232
Thanks! <3
How have you been?
>>
I need a man to hug and kiss
also to screw me silly
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>>6198228
idk if this is going to weird you out a bit or anything but your timeline is literally the reason I transitioned and by extension kind of the reason I'm alive today
so uhh
thanks for being you :)

ps you won't remember me because I only posted anon back then
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>>6198235
I'm not grace am I. Dysphoria by comparison is more comfortable for me than transition. It's easier just to live through the trips here
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beef noodles or chicken noodles this is important
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>>6198241
I got inspired by a transition and then I lost the inspiration and didn't even start hrt
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>>6198240
do they make like sex dolls of men
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>>6198242
face pic?
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>>6198243
chicken noodles if you're going to add something, beef if not
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>>6198243
chicken
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>>6198246
No way jose.
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>>6198242
>I'm not grace am I
That's not what I implied, you were saying that if you wont pass pre hrt youre not going to transition. Grace didn't really pass before she did something about it either as is the case with most of the passing girls. And like I said it's your choice to make but don't make silly excuses like that

>>6198243
Chicken.

>>6198218
>Trying to get off self-med and go legit but having a lot of trouble finding a doctor that is both accepting new patients, and accepts my insurance.
That sounds like a struggle but at least your transition seems to be going good judging by the pictures :v
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>>6198241
That's not weird! I'm glad it was able to help you in some way and it's great that you're here now.
>>6198244
You can do it. Just have to take that first plunge.
>>6198245
I think so. I've seen blow-up dolls but nothing really beyond that like a real doll or anything.
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>>6198243

Definitely chicken.
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>>6198254
Nah. I'm being realistic. I have no androgyny.
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>>6198251
jfc
just black out your eyes and post it on unsee
I want to give you an honest assessment
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>>6198235
>polar bears don't even live here lol

I am retarded, I meant normal bears ._.

>>6198234
that sounds nice :3 since its saturday night for you still, you probably have tomorrow off?

as for me, terrible. off E, off ADs and no drugs.
though today hasnt been bad so far. Cuddles, sex and cappuccino was a really nice start to the day, but I have a feeling the evening will be terrible (for no particular reason)
We will cook later and I kinda have to do my nails as well. I have next week off, thats pretty nice at least.


>>6198237
I dont know when we last talked desu, or how much you know about me. I got SRS in may 2014 and recovered for about a year, started going back to uni, got a bachelor's and now I am doing a masters. I got clocked and harrassed by strangers inpublic ind ecember, Ive been a mess ever since ;~;
Ill get ffs in august and hope Ill feel better after, but Idk if thats going to do what I want it to do

>>6198241
wow you have been here that long? I didnt know.
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>>6198219
yeah thats what i mean. I actually feel better called by my original name, atleast untill i pass i want to be called like that. But the physical side of it, slowly geting more masculine, not having breasts, having a epnis, thats what hits me.
i also dont mind socially being a man
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>>6198181
I never was a bitch.
Sorry if I look down on people trying to make a mockery of our community

>>6198182
Yes

>>6198183
For you
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how are you and how was your day /mtfg/ ^^
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have you guys ever been caught by parents, family, roommates doing something you 'shouldn't be doing'

I just got thrown out for what i did with my ps3 controller. Not my fault dualshocks so good
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>>6198271
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>>6198267
Yesterday good, today probably better tomorrow - if it keeps to the current trend then great!
How're you smiles?

>>6198266
Aww yus
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>>6198257
If I had that pic of that butch-ass army guy transition I'd link you but seriously stop making excuses or at least post face so we can see if you're just whining for no reason or if you're actually somehow beyond help.
>>6198260
>I am retarded, I meant normal bears ._.
Haven't seen one outside of a zoo, they're pretty damn rare, I have seen some reindeer when I was visiting the northern end though but they're not too exciting. The wildlife in general isn't too exciting here lol, everything is flat, forest and lakes with very little fauna in them compared to other places.
>>6198266
>Yes
Can you explain that dancing/flinging(?) pose meme for me?
>explaining memes
Yeah I know but it puzzles and amuses me to no end.
>>6198271
Implying anyone cares what I do in my room. The vibration from a controller sucked though.
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>>6198255
<3

>>6198260
I've been here since the first thread lol. First thread on this board I mean I heard there were /soc/ threads or something
I am eternal (but I pretty much don't remember anyone but haato and dollface because my memory is awful)
it was pretty weird cause I was in the "I'm totally a heterosexual man" phase so they day lgbt was added I was pretty much like
>haha 4chan added an /lgbt/ board lol
>why am I clicking on it?
>why am I browsing all these threads?
>why am I looking at all these transition timelines?
>why am I crying?
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>>6198230
Repression general got to me. It's a fortress around my heart. I can try again. I can build my armour again. Spartan forever.

cause in this country. Our hearts our own. We are free to fly again. When we see what will be. Again we believe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucM9qEk1pIc
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>>6198271
I got caught having breasts, does that count
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>>6198260
That's awesome! The SRS and school stuff I mean, not the harrassment. That stuff is pretty lame. Sorry about that.
I'm probably maybe gonna get SRS myself sometime next year [spoiler]after I turn 30.[/spoiler]
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>>6198274
It was okay, some ups and downs but things are looking good ^^
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>>6198277
when did you transition?? at what age?? You stealth?
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>>6198267

hi Smiles
I just woke up like 30 minutes ago
I feel healthy and not sad so that's pretty cool!
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>>6198272
Don't worry I get thrown out all the time, same old routine. I disappear for a while then just walk right back in.

>>6198276
I've been collecting the motors from broken controllers for a long time, all i need is some stripboard and some kind of phallic container, possibly a smarties tube. I'm thinking I make a plastic mould and then a cornstarch skin to go around it and I've got a diy dildo, maybe a few batteries at most and a basic switch. Wouldn't that be swell?

>>6198279
wow that definitely does, you just kept the whole thing hidden? for how long?
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>>6198276
if the language wasnt so hard Id actually maybe consider going there. though I dont deal well with low or high temperatures

>>6198280
thats great! which surgeon do you want to go to?
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Hiya everyone! I'm home from my self imposed exile that involved too many movies and sugar and alcohol!


I am apparently a funny drunk.
I can't confirm this because I remember 30% of last night at the most.

HOORAY FOR RUM!
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>>6198277
Feels good being unable to cry
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>>6198288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvzFt8PPXvE
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>>6198245
even if I were to get one of those it would immediately self animate and run towards the sharpest object it could find to end it's life and get away from me
but anyway it will probably feel empty and unfulfilling like masturbation already does.
I need to be embraced by a man, to be kissed by him and to... feel him

everyone is probably throwing up now
I'm half asleep and typing with one eye closed and one feeling very heavy so forgive my candor
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>>6198274
I got tons

>>6198276
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/marge-krumping
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>>6198286
meh, we're getting overrun by muslims, not as bad as sweden or germoney but still
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>>6198281
:D
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>>6198286
Don't know yet, don't know what I can afford. I didn't even consider this as a possibility for me until recently so I still need to look into a lot of stuff.
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>>6198277
>they day
the day*
and also yes I've pretty much been on 4chan since I was 12
that's like a 3rd of my life at this point jesus that's terrifying
maybe that's why I'm so messed up lol

>>6198282
transitioned in 2014 when I was 16
had to spend 2 years on testosterone blockers before I could get estrogen (last month), which was a horrible experience
I guess I'm stealth maybe. I don't really tell anyone and I've never had anyone say anything / look at me funny, but I'm pretty sure people suspect it, based on the fact that I'm 6' tall lol
well I'm probably only like 5'10"-11" if I'm honest but still

>>6198288
noooo it doesn't
crying is so cathartic
I pretty much could cry from puberty until I got estrogen and it was just awful. After a week or so on estrogen I just started bawling my eyes out and afterwards I felt great
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God, I'm so starving right now. I almost want to repress and go back to being an ugly fat boy just to end this
>select all the waffles
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>>6198286
Everyone speaks english here so it's not that bad of a tourist location, the main issue is that 8 months of the year there's just no life here and everything is greyish blue and cold. Depressing as fuck.
>>6198285
>Wouldn't that be swell?
Just buy a vibrator you dingus, they're not that expensive. Then again if this is your passion and a hobby who am I to tell you to stop lol
>>6198293
Thank you. Keep up the good memes.
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Good morning amigas.

What's going on today?
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>tfw you wake up at 4am and projectile vomit all over the bathtub
great, finally get a fucking job and I'm already missing a day and a half 3 days into the job
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>>6198278
spartan no :(
I wanted to get our hair done together and go shopping and pretend we're sisters even if we look nothing alike
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Dropped my trip like a little bitch.

Anyhow. Hope all is well. Anything kewl?
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>>6198295
>tfw german
>tfw seeing your country disintegrate, americanized and deculturized.

>>6198299
I went to Suporn in thailand!
feel free to hmu if you have questions!

>>6198302
thats exactly what my bf is into though.

>>6198300
>babytransitioner
I am jealous and happy for you at the same time!
you truly made it

>>6198306
(you)
I expanded my nazi anime girls folder. less repetitions in the future I hope
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>>6198303
haato came back and I'm fangirling hard

also I made some cookies that were absolutely amazing
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>>6198302
I like to make things be other things :x
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>>6198303
Finishing off homework I have due tomorrow ><
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>>6198308
>thats exactly what my bf is into though.
Oh wow. Maybe it seems more glamorous when you don't have to deal with it all the time, like snow. Then again some people actually enjoy living here so who am I to judge, not my cup of tea.
>>6198310
Can you make me be like a girl?
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>>6198308
Cool, I might sometime.
>>6198303
Making rice
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>work hours slashed under new management
>can't afford rent so I'm now blowing my srs savings to stay off the streets
jesus let the ride end for once
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>>6198308
best (you) in the morning! <3

Yesterday I posted a joke design of thong diapers with lace, and nobody got the joke and everybody who saw it thinks I'm a degenerate :( !
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good morning nerds its me whats up
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>>6198306
Got bitched out yesterday by anon here because I posted a pic of mtf I saw at a party who didn't even bother to put in effort on their apperance
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>>6198308
it feels so weird for someone to be jealous of me :/
I have pretty much no self esteem lol
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