Ironically AGP edition
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Previous thread >>6136496
first for AGP
first for unironically AGP
>>6137570
I'm so ironically AGP that I'm legally getting married for real to another tranny.
>>6137548
How's it going? I know someone already asked you that but I want to know really.
>>6137560
We could've shared a fun time together but we didn't, I forgot what happened.
Kissing girls is really great
>>6137570
xth for red's bp
>>6137579
(You)
>>6137578
Omg are you really getting married?
I'm doing okay I guess, it's been a good day overall!
>chaser met a cisfemanon here
did I read that right? Wtf
I'd date a tranny because we could be disgusting AGP freaks alienated from society together, but I'm like the biggest sub in the world and dom mtfs seem really rare.
>>6137570
Go back to talking about boys.
>>6137579
>tfw want to kiss elanna but I'm not full time so I can't call myself a girl yet
>>6137588
This place is magic : ^)
>>6137587
As long as they had long girly hair, phaom. no stubble either ofc.
>>6137578
Dibs on being the best man who wears a dress. Also you left that day to workout then never came back thats what happened!
>>6137577
>>6137579
>>6137574
I like this thread
this is a good thread
>>6137588
it really is depressing
>>6137586
That's awesome, what made it so good?
And yes we knew we were from the start but we made the engagement official to friends/family a couple months ago. I mean we've been living together like we're already married. Cooking for eachother and washing dishes at the same time and just all that kind of synchronised stuff.
>>6137600
Oh I remember, I think I came before I went on the bike but you were AFK. Well I usually cum before I excercise but still. Also no you'll be my maid of honor on my side silly
>>6137599
that's me!!!
>>6137562
>I feel like I miss everything bc of work ;_;
when i move to portland we will hangout and get our nails done and do makeup together and all kinds of things!
faye will be around too, so don't worry. you just missed one visit.
>>6137567
>>6137588
>that feel when cis people find each other while trolling a tranny thread
she's trans lol
>>6137581
i don't really talk to yume. she's cool, but we're not really close. i think you'll see her sooner than i will since you're going down there in a bit, right?
>>6137602
what is your favourite AGP fantasy ?
mine is blowjob followed by vaginal intercourse while he plays with my breasts
>mfw virgin
this thread makes me feel so unloved sometimes ;~;
>>6137606
>to friends/family a couple months ago
You're cheska, right? Why didnt you tell me!!!!
And I got a job and had some chicken tendies for dinner basically, but it wasn't bad so I say its good lol
>>6137588
Are there any cis girls here right now that want a bf who will transition on you? If so I may know someone.
>>6137581
Red... teach me how to get all the bitches.
>>6137584
*kisses (You)*
>>6137587
Need you ask? Obvs yes, although we all know you're a girl now :^)
>>6137593
Let's kiss anyways :3
>>6137581
Ignore the breasts, they're just bitchtits, I'm all man
>>6137616
you'll get there, as you're not a 32 year old balding obese man
>>6137616
I know the feeling. Just remember, you'll find a special someone some day, but you don't constantly need one in your life either.
>>6137617
Well I thought I already told you, but also I haven't been talking to anyone on skype really. I'M SORRY. Also does you getting a job mean I can get what I want for free now?
>>6137618
Is this a haha funny joke?
>>6137620
OK. Canada right?
>>6137627
>Also does you getting a job mean I can get what I want for free now?
No you still gotta be my sugah mommah
But no I had no idea
Wait actually
I remember now fuck
Am I invited to the wedding? :s
>>6137607
a-are you okay with a fem af bf?
>>6137619
1)be slut
2) be likable
3)share drugs
4) show off your body
>>6137620
i kinda wanna kiss and lick them....no homo
Tfw you want to die
>>6137616
It will be OK Charlotte, it's pretty normal to be in that position before transitioning. You'll find someone, and it will be a lot easier when you're actually in a role that doesn't feel unnatural.
>>6137633
yes!!!
can you top me?
Or should I dom?
>>6137627
It is haha funny joke. But also not.
>tfw Cheskas not going to let you be a bridesmaid for her.
>tfw girlfriend giving me shit for liking boys too
why can't i like boys AND girls?! ;_; HUH? ?? ?
>>6137642
Let's be vers :o
I'll top you though if you're unsure
>>6137635
It's no good, you'll have to train me!
Get your ass down here and teach me the ways.
>>6137650
I thought you did..?
I love all the trips and even the anons you girls are the best. /mtfg/ is way better than r/asktransgender. :-)
I really really really really really like maddie<3<3<3<3
>>6137632
I see. My offer about the hot glue is still on the table, anyway of course you are. Although my fiancee is worried that you and my maid of honor over there will steal me away from her.
>>6137647
I said in my reply to you that you'd be the top bridesmaid dummy. Oh also I ended up putting that picture in a tumblr post. Have you seen my new smushed face yet? I think it's pretty good compared to my older ones.
>>6137650
its okay though because she likes boys too
send her lewd boy pics and tell her about what boys do to girls until she is bright red
how can I find enjoyment in life
>>6137658
Do you like me?
Wait... does anyone actually know who I am besides Red?
>>6137658
I'd agree I'm pretty new but this is so much more fun and addictive than trans-leddit
>>6137628
Y-yeah, I live in the middle of the prairies, we could sneak off and kiss in the wheat fields
>>6137635
W-wow, bruh those are my pecs, I get really self conscious about my boobs because girls have boobs but I'm a manly man ;_;
>>6137660
>My offer about the hot glue is still on the table
I really don't know if I physically can deliver.
>anyway of course you are.
Lemme know when and where it is and I'll be there! <3
>Although my fiancee is worried that you and my maid of honor over there will steal me away from her.
I'll be all over her as long as you don't cuck me >.>
PSA: FEMALE PRONOUNS NEED TO BE EARNED YOU CANNOT THROW ON A WIG AND BE EXPECTED TO GET SOMETHING YOU DON'T PASS AS
>>6137614
>agp
>he
No that's not how that works
>get drunk
>hate myself
>post selfies on my twitter
>someone asks me "what are you"
>i say "what do you think i am"
>"im not sure youre very cute and andro, female assigned at birth?"
>t-thanks
i guess i kind of got gendered correctly for the first time
cool
was probably being hugboxed though
>>6137655
Can I sissify you and dress you up in cute outfits?
>>6137653
top me first!!! cum inside!!
>>6137666
Bruh....I got boyboobs too....maybe we could....rum em together.....you know, for a workout
>>6137660
Oh you did say that.
READING COMPREHENSION.
>>6137675
You can dress me up in cute outfits.
You'll have to pay me to get me to be a sissy though.
>>6137677
Mine is a picture of a boy In a skirt drawn by a girl thank you
>>6137677
>only 3/14 (You)s
I need to up my game.
>>6137677
women draw anime and manga too
>>6137678
of course it will work
>>6137614
having two people sucking my nips until orgasm
being coated with cum
having huge boobs and having someone really strong push me against a hard wall or floor so hard it hurts my chest and they're practically raping me
getting held in the air and fucked by someone taller then me
none of these will ever happen tho, although the first one almost did the first time I did mdma
>tfw not agp
you fags look like you have so much fun
;_;
>>6137678
drop the femskin hands were i can see them
>>6137662
get a hobby
>>6137678
I don't know if you get asked this a lot but have you had lip filler done?
>>6137690
jesus christ
>>6137689
it's pure suffering
can't even transition because ruining your life for a dumb fetish is even worse than ruining it for a legitimate mental illness
>>6137688
gem i want to kiss you all over okay?
reading this made me blush hard.
T-t-t-too bad I'm not AGP, right? I'm a b-b-boy! boys can't be agp!!!
>>6137677
how is a gif of angelina jolie the same thing as a sexualized anime picture drawn by a man?
>>6137693
no, i just smear lipstick all over my face. admittedly i have pretty large lips without doing that though.
>>6137667
You'll be all over her? If you tried that I'd straight up rape you even if you aren't underage anymore.
>>6137676
Yes that's something that's good. Sorry I haven't been on in awhile. Good news is her last day of work is tomorrow and her final final for the semester is friday, after that is a free summer for us.
>>6137677
None of my pictures were sexual in any way.
>>6137684
I used to be. I think it's been about 3 years though.
>>6137675
you're a fucking gooof >_< you know this.
idc though genuinely uncertain whether or not you like boys. reeeeed. i believe you do.
>>6137688
>having two people sucking my nips until orgasm
>tfw monogamous gf
Having one person suck on a nipple and play with the other is pretty great though
>>6137690
rolling
i promise to love and cherish whoever i get
>>6137626
I just can't help wanting it and feeling alone and unlovable when I can't have it and don't particularly want it
>>6137641
that hit close to home ;~;
>>6137671
I believe I will, I just don't have anyone to physically love.
>>6137690
rollin for angie desu
her illogical self hatred means i can score above my level
>>6137690
Rolling for Sophie because we both live on Hitlerstan.
>>6137698
Protective of her hrm? Though rape time with Cheska is tempting, it's not really rape if I want it is it?
>>6137701
I love boys and men
fåm,
I suck boy cock on the reg
>>6137705
>ufufu
fuck yes dude, fuck yes
>>6137690
gib elanna
>>6137708
Well, that was worth bugger all.
>>6137689
>tfw not agp either but just like to play along for funposting and because flirting is fun
;~;
Snapchating maddie
Bitch is junna qake up with 30 spaps s2g
>>6137667
>>6137698
>tfw Grace and I are going to steal Sophie and cuck Cheska together.
Mwahahah.
>>6137690
Rolling again.
>>6137704
Ahaha! I'm totes not okay with revealing lingerie...
But I'll try to collar. That can't be to bad, right?
>>6137720
send her a snap of your butt and post it here too haha
>>6137724
to collar... TO COLLAR!
What the fuck am I typing?
the collar... I'll try the collar...
>>6137727
My but es maddie now
>>6137690
Keep rollin rollin rollin
>>6137709
I was really protective of her at the start but it settled down. Funnily enough my mood lately has been pretty uncaring. I guess that doesn't sound good but it comes and goes.
>>6137721
That wouldn't be so bad I suppose, I'd probably say I deserve it.
I'm about 60 days into HRT.
I seem to be lactating a little.
This is normal, right?
Just figured Id double check. Ill obviously tell my endo the next time I see him in a few weeks.
>>6137731
i don't whose butt it is, post it in the thread please. it's important.
>>6137721
I MEANT I WAS GOING TO STEAL YOU NOT SOPHIE OR CHESKA!
>>6137732
Are we talking about anon or Sophie? Either way uncaring doesn't sound great but as long as it goes soon that's good.
>>6137706
I'm sorry, I mean, it's how I felt when I was your age too. It's really hard to lose your virginity when everything feels so strange and unnatural in a relationship, and I couldn't handle relationships until after transitioning.
You'll get there, just give it time.
Can dysphoria come in waves ?
Few months ago wanting to be a girl didn't cross my mind other than here and there during a wank, but these days it's on my mind almost constantly.
>>6137743
Yes, it does.
>>6137743
It normally does come in waves that get longer in duration with every iteration.
I swear my mental health is at near a breaking point. I've always been in a bad place regarding that stuff but I think I'm near the point where I wouldn't mind self-harm or harming others.
In fact, the only thing that's been keeping me from self-harm all this time is that I don't want scars. If I had a gun I'd be long dead by now too.
>>6137740
>tfw still a virgin
It's a bad feel
cis anon here
daily reminder to practice your voice
i was in a lecture and a qt grill sat a few seats down from me
>neck lock on, manual breathing on
a lecturer asked a question, she put her hand up and answered
but she sounded like a gay man --she went from passing to hon in seconds
my dick practically inverted
so again.
don't forget the voice practice
unless you are gonna be a mute or something
>>6137711
red be my xf fuck. we look identically androgynous.
>>6137743
yes, in sets of three
>>6137737
I meant Sophie, I completely misunderstood your post. The mood kind of sucks but this bullshit always feel like a period overall complete with bursts of PMS.
Also unrelated but I almost posted my butt on accident.
>>6137732
Don't worry you'd get to watch from the corner. Unable to do anything.
>>6137737
But who steals the stealer?
>looking through old pics because of that trip roulette pic
>tfw 6 years of transition
i used to look like a fucking monster. i guess i still do, but yknow.
if anyone ever tells you that hormones and decent makeup do nothing, they're lying lmao
>>6137750
okay~
fuck me harder until i cry!!!!
call me a sissy fag boy
i'm going to nap. be back in a hour
>>6137746
Time to transition.
>>6137749
thanks doc
>>6137706
It's okay, I really understand the desperation and stuff. You need to figure out how you can be content being single, for me it was that I've just got too much other stuff going on that its silly to worry about something that'll happen eventually.
>>6137754
Periods huh? Are you hiding something Ciska?
Post butt tho
>>6137755
You already stole the stealer.
tbqh
>>6137759
Time to transition? I've already tried that. And failed. I'm just an unpassable fuck.
Having friends was the last shred of normalcy I had in my life even if it was just online. I wanted to make them happy and just have fun with them. Then they all left me and the person who used to be my best friend told me they just "don't like me as a person".
I hate myself and I can't trust other people either.
who /rage outbursts/ here ?
>>6137756
wow, nice one edie!
you look great amazing now!!!!
>>6137755
I mean I don't mind, it would be pretty ironic for me to get cheated on in the only relationship I haven't cheated in.
>>6137759
I'm hiding my massive sandy vagina, I just get sour moods is all. This picture was on the tumblr but I think we need better lights actually. Actually I remember you saying that you would prefer not to look at the tumblr because we were close friends.
>>6137768
try meditation or religion
you probably won't manage to be happy in a normal life so lifestyle unusual to the modern world are maybe your best bed
>>6137769
Only while driving
>>6137696
o-okay
I did say you could kiss me if you win the boymode off, and we didnt specify where
>>6137756
You don't look like a monster, but accentuating your lips so much makes them look like a bundle of bananas. Otherwise everything is fine, from what I can judge looking at your old pic your lips are fine too, it's just the makeup.
>>6137703
>being monogamous
also that doesnt even compare to having them both sucked
testing
>>6137775
How long ago did I say that? I probably couldn't handle it since I had a big thing for you and stuff. I don't mind now, that butt is nice after all.
And you're right lighting does wonders pls fix it
>>6137781
Red + yume doubleteam gem WHEN
>>6137775
It wouldnt be cheating it would be mutual cucking. A pre arranged cuckle. STOP TAKING THESE POSTS SERIOUSLY.
Also hey nice butt.
interesting point, i'd actually go as far as to say you may have changed my view
suicide when
>>6137690
rolling for the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world
>>6137756
This gives me hope because I look like you on the left except without those lips and Im pre hrt. Is that a wig?
>>6137796
YES! i got her
>>6137690
it's not worth rolling if I can't get red
I want that whore's tight bf
![b27faa76ae655df63e86ad6cbc725e81[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8YhGpHF.jpg "b27faa76ae655df63e86ad6cbc725e81[1].jpg")
Do I pass ?
friends IRL hugbox me but I feel like a disgusting man
>>6137802
bp*
lmao
>>6137803
Honler swift get out
>>6137784
It was a couple months ago I think? The problem is I take face pictures when its day time and body pictures when its night time. Well actually before that picture was one done in the daylight.
>>6137788
Sorry I guess I'm not having a great night, I have a headache for some reason and I can't sleep. Also thanks I wish you'd complement my balls instead.
>still not relevant enough for tier lists
woo hoo ^_^
>>6137803
SAY YOULL REMEMBER ME
STANDING IN A NICE DRESS, STARING AT THE SUNSET BABE
RED LIPS AND ROSY CHEEKS
>>6137803
This is actually pretty accurate :c
>>6137796
>>6137801
A-anon I..
>>6137803
>>6137758
Wake up betch. You can be a girl or boy idgaf :p
>>6137807
Yeah thats been my nights for the past couple of days. Go play Overwatch and distract yourself. I think thats what I'm going to go do for a while.
Also hey nice balls.
>>6137781
I'm not, but she is so I'm not gonna ruin everything just for more lewdness
I do hope to try that someday though...
>>6137816
Games wouldn't help, Sophie is asleep next to me. Plus I think excessively playing games while she worked on final projects is what gave me the headache.
Also now that you've complemented them, won't you suck on them this summer?
Am I the only one that thinks fucking someone at a shooting range would be super hot?
Imagine it...
>atta shootin range
>with the gf
>she steps back from the lane
>slips on steel cases
>falls into you
>you fall over with her
>she lands on your crotch
>both of you keep fumbling around while trying to get up
>keep slipping on casings
>clothes just start falling off
>suddenly you're both naked
>"Oh, my! How did this ever happen?!"
>proceed to fun sexy time...
Am I the only one?
>>6137823
no that sounds retarded as fuck
someone be my gf
>>6137826
Yeah, I thought so...
My fantasies have always been a bit retarded.
But I guess that's why I've never had a partner.
>>6137811
so i guess you are my gf now
>>6137831
you can do that with me :3
i think its hot
okay nap time fore real
I kind of want to get a gun but I don't know if its safe for me to have one
>>6137838
reroll
>>6137821
Ugh. FINE.
>>6137823
Careful there friend, you don't want an accidental discharge do you~?
>>6137690
>tfw never in these
rolling though, why not?
>>6137843
now you have angie
>>6137849
ooh plant, nice roll she's cute
>>6137848
I don't think you were posting much when that one was made iirc that was like Nov/Decish.
>>6137848
Just be thankful, you have to look at old photos every time they get posted
>>6137857
thats true
I didnt even post a single pic until late november
>>6137848
woah, there is no 48
>>6137833
I-i guess.
I'm going to bed now though, hop into bed with me and we can cuddle to sleep
>>6137864
does that mean I get to choose??
Or do I get someone not on there
>>6137844
We could do eachother if you really wanted. Also do you think I could do a good grommash cosplay? I have the orc teeth for it
>>6137846
Oh, all of my discharges are... quite intentional...
>Tfw have potsy's same facial features but with straight messy hair
Kill me now
>>6137834
Like, you tried it 'cause your gf is?
I am kind of hoping she'll come around so we can try stuff like that, but she's really good at lewd stuff so even if she never does I'd be pretty satisfied.
I'm glad you found a favorable situation though
How could you like it too much?
>>6137690
Reminder that roll images are cancer and you should just go to random.org instead of filling the thread with posts comprised entirely of 'rolling'
Never gonna be relevant
dw im happy about this
>>6137864
holy moly you're right
Why am i so good at makeup
>>6137871
Are you adept at handling weaponry?
>>6137866
that sounds like heaven desu
wow who would have ever thought an anon schlump like me would end up with the prettiest trip on 4chan
>>6137867
it means you get yume
>>6137880
Do you still run around with boys with fake guns in boymode or do you wear dresses and bikinis when your playing war
>>6137886
sending the tapes to fox news
>>6137880
I'm adept for handling weaponry, I was trained for it for the entirety of high school!
I should really go to a reunion or something.
>>6137880
Well, I'm pretty good with rifles and I could've gone competitive with shotguns.
Not so good with my personal weapon though... since I've never had the opportunity to train with it... but maybe someday...
Check out an old and out of date picture of my ARs.
>>6137823
Yes, no joshing around in or around the lanes.
Safety is number 1.
Take it to a motel, lady.
>>6137890
I wear whatever is most practical and effective. It's been a while since I've spent time with the boys though, haven't been able to afford it :(
>>6137892
Highschool had a shooting team?
>>6137893
Oooh those are pretty cool! Your personal handgun however, I think I could lend a hand...
All I've got is some airshit but at least it's fun!
>>6137896
Yep, I thought I told you about it before. Do you think I'd fare okay at another reunion? It was an all boys-school, also last time I went I smoked weed in the faculty bathroom and got gangraped by former friends.
>>6137888
aw hell yea
>>6137747
no you arent
stop lying!
>>6137896
I have 2 ARs, 1 M44 that's seen blood, 1 Ruger 10/22 that exists to train noobs, 1 B-2000, 1 Mossberg 500, 2 Model 12s (1 in 12ga, 1 in 20ga), and and AK in the works...
I built those ARs, btw...
If you ever visit the Bay Area, maybe I'll let you play with my guns...
>>6137894
Oh, of course safety is number 1.
You should never shoot and fuck at the same time. Unless, its a different kind of shooting... BUT I don't think I have to worry about that since HRT kinda fixes that problem. No harm in shooting snap caps.
>>6137898
>Do you think I'd fare okay at another reunion?
Well you might wanna keep this in mind
>got gangraped by former friends.
I geuss its your call, i'd never wanna go back after that wow you say it so casually
>>6137907
Woah, show me all of them please!
Looks like you did well with them
Also I don't think I'll be going to Cali any time soon, come to Chicago instead!
>>6137911
I don't think I have the money to transport so many guns by plane...
And the insides of my ARs are disgusting since I was stuck with Harbor Freight... never use a HB trim router... they don't even spin properly, the bit gets canted by like 5 degrees... which is a lot for machining.
If you wanna take a drive to Indiana, I know a few places around the Tippecanoe county area that has full auto rentals!
>>6137911
What do I keep in mind!?
Also I suppose I didn't mind it too much, but smoking makes boyjuice really bitter...
>>6137916
>Well you might wanna keep this in mind
>>got gangraped by former friends.
my plan for uni:
1. try HRT
2. see if I can pass
2a) if I can transition
2b) if I can't kill myself
what do you think of this plan?
seriously though... working on cars sucks anyway
>>6137936
oops trip on me
>>6137935
Up until 2b it sounds like you have a good plan.
>>6137935
that was my plan too
they didn't give me hormones in time so I just said fuck it and transitioned anyway
apparently no one even knows I'm a tranny
worked pretty well I'd say
>>6137935
Well it can take some time to get into passing, but giving HRT is totally worth it.
Also cross out 2b anyone can transition
>>6137935
Basically my plan too.
Unfortunately my dad wants me to get a job too, not for money reasons (he's paying for my education entirely) but just for work experience and the like. Unfortunately I'm not really sure how I could get a job when I'm in the middle of transistion. I have a good starting point so I think I will pass eventually but I'm still not going to be able to pass right off the bat (especially concerning voice). I could just do boymode of course but since I'm already a bit androgynous (I look a lot like Isla even pre-hrt) I'm not sure if I could hide the effects of hrt that well.
>>6137935
scratch off option 2b, there are a lot of factors to what will make you pass.
unless you look like this then I'm really sorry
>>6137935
My plan for uni was to try to ignore things and hope it went away...
Then I got put into an all guys dorm, fucked up pretty bad, got kicked out of said dorm, ended up rooming with 3 frat guys, get hit with a wave of more bullshit, move into an apartment with a Colombian shitbag, have my granddad die, and then drop out...
After that I didn't really think it was all that bad to just try to transition and then 6 months after dropping out and returning home, I started HRT.
It was a pretty alright decision.
>>6137938
You know about cars?
>>6137972
yeh
I had the entire interior out to install central locking in my little festiva
okay I think I successfully got over my massive crush on the cute british guy for a second time
I don't know what happened there. For a couple of days it was like I was magically transported back to high school swooning over how big and strong he looked when he started working out
if the hormones are making me go back and relive all of my highschool crushes one by one, at this rate I'm going to be absolutely fucked in about a day or two
>>6137982
>be me
>never had a single crush beyond one girl who I thought was kind of cute but really I just wanted to be her rather than be in a relationship with her
>>6137982
>thinking women are anything other than adult teenagers
>>6137981
Not a bad little daily driver. Manual transmission?
>>6137984
yeah well I've only got two more to go through
this next one's a doozy though, because I had no idea I liked girls as well, and really didn't like the fact that I did, so I was super messed up about it
next one after this I got over in like a week because he started acting super autistic
>>6137985
rude
https://www.what-dog.net/
/mtfg/ what dog are you
i'm dancing to this song irl rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z94KkQMmnq4
lowkey shaking my ass like a hoe in my bedroom, and it made me remember when i told my aunt that i stripped at a strip club before, and she just said "i always kind of pictured you doing that." lmao
what exactly does that mean?
>>6137996
o-oh
>>6137987
nope its an auto, I can't drive manual
I want to learn though
I had the windows tinted, replaced the exhaust, cat and steering wheel, other than that I just gave it a thorough service and put on some appropriate stickers.
oh and the central locking.
and yeah I like it, I want to swap the 13" steelies for 15" steelies and paint them cream
Any anime with cute grils and a lot of action? Just got done with Kaiba and I need some cuteness and fun to wash away the feels.
>>6138000
u pass but are ugly as fuck lmao
>>6138001
Maybe you could just not do all that, sell it and get a car that isn't a rusty old bucket of shit
>>6137999
Means its time to start doing stripper dances on cam? Pole included?
Nice trips btw
>>6138000
AND AGAIN
Who else /inTheCloset/ here?
>>6137999
>death proof
Yup!
>>6138001
How many miles on the engine?
even random websites mock the fact I'm a trans
>>6138005
its not rusty at all, its a 25 year old car and the roof clear has peeled off.
it was cheap, the parts are cheap, mechanically its perfect, its what I want to drive and I get 33mpg or 7L/100km
so *middle finger*
>>6138010
the car has 220k's, no idea how old the engine is, people usually swap them out when the timing belt goes every 100k and as far as I can tell the belt was done 50k's ago
>>6137996
>tfw at least lapdog
Not a pretty one though
>>6138014
Yeah, seems you know how to maintain it properly.
Did you do the exhaust/cat yourself or did you take it to a shop?
>>6138022
Eh, this dog.
>>6138023
Also yeah, you definitely need to learn manual one day.
>put my hair up in a pony tail
>look even more like a lesbian
I mean I am wearing a flannel but come on
>>6138027
>Imagine having an intelligent, knowledgeable, scientific, strong, handsome, bf
>Who will then grope, caress, and even fuck you, while telling you about amazing things in the universe
>tfw no 11th doctor bf
If I get through this, and get a bf, and we get a better doctor. I'm sure as fuck gonna have sex while watching at least one episode.
>>6138014
Your car is an ugly useless old hon just like you.
>>6138036
actually, my car is nice and just a little rough around the edges
but yeah I am a hon
Why is he so perfect? He's so beautiful, and funny :3c
>>6138032
>tfw normal high ponytails look like shit on you bc old age gave you thin hair
reeee
>>6138061
iktf
How long on hrt does it take for the boylust to come in? I haven't even started it yet and I've already think I'm getting more interested in guys just from accepting my trans status. Like just hearing the voice of this anon >>6137977 made me kinda aroused thinking about how cute he sounded when previously I usually though guy voices were kinda gross and didn't sound cute or sexy at all.
>>6137985
>thinking adult teenager means anything besides being an example for an oxymoron
this song reminds me of edie for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAlZYY01FI
>>6138080
>you turned me into a lesbian
ediesexonsuicidewatch.jpg
>>6138068
I've been on them two weeks and already started panting like a bitch in heat over my high school crush (and shitposting all day about it in /mtfg/)
but I mean obviously I was into guys beforehand
I don't think the hormones will make you into guys if you weren't to start with
>>6138008
Locked in the closet. Unironically AGP. If I ignore it long enough does it go away? The feelings just come back stronger and more frequently as time goes by. I don't want to be discontent with who I am or my body. I feel ill. I talk to myself, tell myself I'm crazy, even come up with personas to try to regulate my mental state. The idea of being feminine or a woman does arouse me sometimes but other times it just makes me happy. Sometimes I'm able to just be happy as I am but other times I look at myself in the mirror and I'm disgusted. I feel like it might make me happy but it could also be a huge mistake. Like something you want and you start to idealize but once you actually have it, it's not that great. And even if I were to start down this path it would just be too late for me to be who I want to be.I don't want to be super feminine, because I could never pull that off. Maybe just androgynous. Maybe just a THING. God I hate it.
But who /Romanian Europop/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfP6-J6quds
>>6138080
>you turned me into a lesbian
Things a guy never ever wants to hear, haha.
If no-one in my family has ever had breast cancer does that mean that I am not at high risk? Just reading the estrofem leaflet right now.
>>6138080
>you turned me into a lesbian
#banter
how do you have such a casual relationship with your ex btw?
>>6138091
Duhhh
I CAN'T BREATHE
Morning nerds
>>6138099
bahahahahahahaha
He has the momentum to lose
I suppose if enough rally against him he can still force a convention but he's still going to lose there after the first vote.
Do you sluts have any celeb crushes? Pic related for me.
>>6138100
Ur a fuckin nerd, b1tch
>>6138102
Claiming Chris Evans. He's mine, no one can have him.
>>6138105
You can have him, Thor is so much better than that prissy boy Captain America.
>>6138099
why did you make me think about you
now i miss you again
i hate this
so much
unironically AAP reporting in
what's up ?
>>6138108
Cap' is a way better person and hero than MC Hammer will ever be. He's a woman now too, so fug you. I'll have my all-american pretty boy.
>>6138116
>He's a woman now too
did he become a tranny?
If I take that Repression off. Will you Transition.
It would be extremely painful.
You're a big girl
FOR YOU
>>6138114
How does it feel to have the same disgusting fetish as Edgar?
>>6138114
AAP DOESN'T REAL
>>6138114
>AAP
wut
