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twinks leave
o shiiiiiiit waddup just chilling in cedar rapids
yah boy chillary
>mfw rato dropped out
Wiz looks kind of cute desu.
Where did he go?
>>6130683
https://youtu.be/ppgk9Mj1n88
she is fit to rule the free world
>>6130706
Permabanned, he hangs around on 8gag/cuteboys/ now.
>>6130714
The "free world" would no longer be free with Hillary Clinton as President. She's a pathological liar, a socialist, and on top of all that a cuckquean.
>>6130719
Is he just lusting after twinks and such? Has he gotten close to having a man?
>>6130730
I literally have no idea, soz famalam.
>>6130739
I feel like it's not happened for the guy and at this rate it won't be.
>>6130723
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgcd1ghag5Y
we need a muscular foreign policy. hillary clinton is willing to put our foreign policy on steroids. she is going to be leader of the free world.
hillary rodham clinton is the only one willing to stand up and do what is right for america.
>>6130749
Eh, someone who's a virgin at 28/29 is never going to make anything of themselves. Obviously sex isn't everything, but it really tells you something about someone if that happens to them.
>>6130730
doesn't he have a long-term bf some call "jersey"?
>rugbyneko will never pound your butt thrusting away with dem thighs. why even live.
from 9-1ch4n
>>6130705
FUCK YEAH
>finally put myself out there trying to find a new bf
>cute tall guy nearby who's into the same stuff I am only messages me every couple days
>ethnic people who barely speak English tell me I'm "the most beautiful man" and ask me if I want to cuddle
Why did I do this again?
>>6130774
slut
>>6130779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAEDQwMtf4o
GLORY TO THE GOD EMPEROR 2bh
TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS
>>6130755
>do what is right for america
She couldn't even do her husband right, dude.
>>6130762
Yeah... that's pretty damn rare if you think about it, it's not exactly hard to at least get laid if you try that is. Stick within your league sometimes if you have to.
>>6130763
I think that was someone from here that was messing with him. I'm pretty sure...
>>6130783
Because having a partner is apparently the sole reason to live. And if you don't life sucks and feels completely empty.
>tfw happy running solo
>>6130797
>>6130797
hillary clinton has been slammin pussy on the side for years, dude.
personally I cant wait for our first lesbian president.
>>6130801
Why do you keep changing your name?
Running from paedophilia charges?
>>6130831
Nah, filters. This way is easier, I just change some numbers.
>>6130834
Shouldn't that be the clue to take a fucking hint then?
>>6130845
Nope :^)
>>6130819
She clearly isn't a lesbian, considering her meat-drapes gobbled Web Hubbel's cock and produced her bastard daughter. Look at Chelsea's whore face when the truth is revealed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT7fGcRtW5c
She knows it.
>>6130855
You've got the sass of a bottom
>>6130861
well shes going to be president so you are just going to have to suck it up and face the music. try a bit of realism.
personally I cant wait for our first lesbian president.
Has porn altered my sexuality, or was I just repressing homolust for years? I've gone from just fapping to transgirls to buying a dildo and using it regularly along with finding certain men attractive. Can this be reversed?
>>6130929
Buckle up buttercup.
I'll give you one week before you're knee deep in muscle bear porn
>>6130929
Porn has unleashed your sexuality, everyone is gay it just takes a certain amount of faggotry or intoxication to reveal it. And no, it can't be reversed. You're stuck like this forever.
Welcome to the master race.
this guy gaygen
he's been tempting me. he is straight, i think, but he won't stop creating homoerotic awkwardness between us, and i'm developing a very serious crush on him because of this. he is very very attractive and even if he weren't straight, he would be totally out of my league. but every time we're together he says or does something that makes me second guess his intentions. today he fucking played with my hair for 15 sec and i had to push him away because i was getting nervous.
i hang out with many attractive straight dudes but i never feel any sort of tension with them. it is so different with this guy though, and what bothers me is that he is the one creating it.
but like i said, i think he is straight and i'm scared for my emotional health ;-;
>>6130954
thats fucked up
i hope he's secretly gay and comes out soon
if not, you probably should confront him about it. "hey man i know you probably think this homoerotic stuff is funny but its gettin really annoying". or like, ask him out, and if he says "nah im straight" you could reply "ok so then are you done pretending that youre not?"
>>6130954
Where are all these weirdo straight friends coming from?
>>6130960
Why repress it? Join the winning team.
It's all sugar, rainbows and no boyfriends from this point on. Your degeneracy can only grow and in time you'll be truly one of us.
>>6130960
Why bother? I feel like im just gay nowadays. Doesnt mean im letting randos fuck me and guzzling sem
men by the liter. Dont worry about labels and do whatever you really want, it doesnt matter
>see cute guy on okc, seems cool, plays nice games
>sees pic related
Biscum are the worst
>>6131052
How often is this a thing? I've not used OKC for finding guys, how good is it?
>>6131084
It's crap where I live, but it does depend on how populated your area is.
>>6131052
now I'm thinking I should remove the bi from my profile :/
>>6131052
>chubby chaser
>like piercings
>likes multi colour hairs
does he want to fuck tumblr
>>6131091
Given that my "area" tends to be full of Mexi guys, old white dudes or random black guys, I'm not interested in fishing in that.
I only had one person actually talk to me on there, and another was someone talking about confidence being key or something.
>>6131098
If you're Bi, leave it... unless you aren't, then you're just asking for what he's experiencing.
>>6131145
And you are how old...?
>>6131182
22. I've had multiple attempts to sleep with women, but besides missing the signs most of the time, I couldn't even get it up with the few women I went to bed with.
>>6131228
22 and you're worried about losing your virginity? You could do so much worse.
If you can't get it up with the ladies, and you're using a dildo... yeah, kind of speaks for itself.
I don't get the whole repression by choice thing, if something arouses you and it's perfectly HEALTHY and doesn't harm anyone or commit crimes, why fight it? Worried you'll be hated by friends or family?
Or just go the easy route and claim to be bi, try it with a guy and if it works? You're in to penis/ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDR-fD0WOC8
>no pet gator
>>6131262
Again, it just feels weird. I'm still attracted to women when walking down the street, but the thought of having sex with one does nothing for me. On the other hand there are very few men I find attractive yet I actually get horny when thinking about sex with them.
>>6131362
You're going to find a guy that gives you a rousing boner someday. I think you need to accept the facts and just live with it. It's only an issue because you're making it one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQZ-ERQczj8
>tfw no bf
post qts in glasses please
>>6131384
But I'd really rather not have this. Besides, I think it is porn induced by years of slowly conditioning myself to like it.
>>6131529
You're out of luck then if you can't accept it. Repress it all you want, it won't get you anywhere.
>>6131526
>glasses
Yes. Yes, good.
>>6131541
Well, how do I start accepting it? I know it just sounds like me whining, but my biggest problem is thinking it was a heavy environmental and behavioral influence that caused this, rather than being something I was born with.
>drink with new roomate and his friends saturday
>decide to go outside and walk around looking for people to chill with
>meet some qt and 2 ladys
>bring them back to my place
>get more wasted
>everyone crashes and I sneak that faggot into my room for rape tiem
>tfw he ended up raping me
>tfw he gave one of my roomates friends his number for me but I can't get in contact with that guy
>tfw no bf
why don't you have a qt french mathematician husband yet /gg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hlvhQZIOQw
I just had my first gay experience tonight.
Up until even yesterday I was completely in denial about being anything but straight.
But today I decided that my life was already falling apart (recently got diagnosed schitzo) and if I wanted to make it better I need to not bottle up all my emotions inside.
So I made a Grindr account and immediately got 20 messages asking to suck my cock and shit on them etc. But I did get a nice one from someone who goes to my uni, so I told him my situation and he said we could just meet and listen to music.
So i went to his place literally shaking I was so nervous, and we went up to his room and listened to music. Then we were both on the bed and he started to kiss me.
Then he sucked my dick and I licked his too.
Then we cuddled in bed and he kept storking my hair and neck.
We watched netflix and listened to more music.
I felt weird the entire time, like scared but also strangely ok.
But now I just feel like crying.
Someone please help me, i'm so confused.
>>6131615
I wouldn't say I felt I was "born" with it either, I don't care for that concept anyway. I can understand what you mean by it being environmental and all that, I hated imagery of dicks in my porn and then I started to browse this site of all places. It was the barrage of random dicks in trap threads that kind of messed with me for a bit. Then I ended up befriending a guy that ended up flirting with me from /soc/ in the early days. He gave me my first awkward guy boner and that messed with me a bit, but I figured that what was the worst that could happen? If I like guys and I like dicks, so what? Now I'm openly into guys and anyone I'm on good terms with knows. I'm not shy about having any bfs around either now.
It's rough, but you kind of have to let go of the fears that come with being open.
tl;dr? Be yourself, nothing bad is going to happen. You'd probably be happier and have a better sex life too.
>>6131632
And this is why you don't drink and fuck randoms.
Drink and fuck bfs.
>tfw I'd gladly carry my qt bf to bed in his drunken state, pull off his clothes, tuck him in and join him while he snores out loud from being a drunk nerd
-or-
>tfw drunk bf blabs on and on about things and I'd smile and listen to his nonsensical bullshit because why not?
>>6131651
I'm shit with math. Maybe I need one. The French part is a bonus.
>>6131659
Sheesh.
>>6131673
Dude It's incredibly hard for me to find sober non-slutty gay dudes as a jobless NEET and I have literally zero self esteem LOL
Also I'm straight acting af, and desu lispy fags kinda trigger me
>>6131673
>Sheesh
Sorry is this not the right thread for questions like this?
>>6131695
Anything is open here in /gg/. You're all good here, it's dead here anyway.
You're probably confused because you liked it but consider yourself straight. It's that spooky transitional phase, man. You clearly liked parts of it, focus on that rather than "OH SHIT. I LOVE COCKS."
>>6131691
I'd say that's dependent on where you live. If you live in a good place or whatever you're likely to find these rare "non-slutty" sober gays.
There are plenty of guys that don't have the cliche lisps and shit.
Try to not fuck the drunk gays, okay?
![psqJ6jXh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RFZGCwb.jpg "psqJ6jXh[1].jpg")
>>6130656
>tfw super horny but enema is not working out
>tfw my bf wont let me take of the chastity device until I cum hands free.
WHY MUST YOU BETRAY ME BuTT????
>>6131659
d'awww
>>6131691
>lispy fags
Serious question, do these people exist at all? It just seems like a Hollywood trope that people take too seriously.
Discuss
>>6132365
They do exist, quite a few of them to be fair but in all honesty I'd say they're a vocal minority. When I went to gay clubs and bars and such there's a fair fee flamer so to speak but more often than not they tend to be quite young or very old for some reason.
There's a lot of just regular dudes who are also gay, obviously people are varied and the mixture is broad, though generally gay people do tend to have camp traits. Stereotypes are usually quite accurate really.
Couple of predicaments here, legbutts.
1. Barely ever find gay men I meet attractive.
>attracted to burlier and older men
>attracted to artistic sensibilities and people who know how to talk shit
>not attracted men that are overtly 'gay' in their looks and mannerisms
>not attracted to skinnier/meek/'twink' builds
>creative and funny guys typically fall into the last two categories
>Manly, older men usually don't fit the personalities I enjoy being around
2. Barely ever meet gay men in general
>four gay clubs/bars in my city
>despise gay club culture and the general environment
>other bars are just filthy and I wouldn't associate with anyone who attends regularly
>gay guys in my local arts scene are, as previously mentioned, mostly quite unattractive to me
3. Very wary of Grindr hookups
>there are a few guys I find quite attractive
>couple of dodgy experiences left me not feeling particular secure going through with them
>hate the unavoidable preconceived notion that you're gonna fuck
>if you find a man attractive, meet up and don't mesh personally the only option is to sanction it as an NSA encounter or just bail, leaving you feeling ultra shit
I doubt you guys have the answers, but I was wondering if everyone has to deal with this shit or just me. Getting laid is so easy but I've never had a genuinely good sexual experience with a guy. Putting my safety on the line to meet up/go home, having shit sex and then leaving is probably one of the worst feelings I've ever experienced. All I want is a guy I'm attracted to that I enjoy hanging out with and vice versa; it seems simple but I've never even been close to obtaining it.
>>6132368
A lot of people like Donald Trump but feel that they can't express that publicly. Or maybe they just really don't like Sanders and Clinton.
>>6131052
You called, bitch?
>>6132414
1. Lower your standards. Get real. You're probably not that attractive yourself.
Get over your bullshit taste you acquired on YouTube, porn and movies. Not everyone is gonna look beautiful. Unless you are creative yourself, you will bore an artist types.
And manly, burly, artistic proto-hipster old guys that fit your ridiculous standards are so fucking high in the dating league that they will have a new 18-year-old on their dick every week.
2. You seem like you deign yourself to meet other people, get over yourself. Once you stop being a douche you will get to know people. Don't only associate yourself with attractive people.
3. Have you no confidence? If you don't wanna fuck on the first date, then state that.
All in all, grow the fuck up.
>>6132450
Chubby, black, rich professional musicians are not unobtainable, though.
Too bad I'm engaged to a woman so I can't make use of him.
>>6132365
They do exist, I have never met any, but I have met a very feminine, limp wrist gay guy that was a friend of my ex.
>>6132368
EHHHHHHHHHH.
>>6132404
Eh, alright, I've just been painting my friends room to convert it into a home cinema. Currently working at my uncles shop though, but I'm going back there this evening. He's perfect bf material but iunno where he stands on his sexuality.
How has your day been anon~
>That 10-times-better-than-any-other fap that happens from fantasizing about your crush
Fuck me. Crushing on a straight guy may suck in many ways, but not on this.
>>6132473
Oh that's pretty, hopefully he's a big homo
I'm.just resting since I pulled a muscle in my back desu
>>6132482
Haha just don't get too attached, I'm crushing hard on my friend right now though the other night we had a discussion about sexuality and he said he's done things with guys before. Since then he's been a lot more touchy-feely, he makes me sit on his lap and we play fight all the time. He gave me a wedgy last night which pulled my already tight pants right up into my butt and I bonered hard.
I can't take it no more, he's giving me the heat so badly.
>>6132450
1. I never put myself on a pedestal or claimed to be out of anyone's league/attractive myself. I don't know why you think my standards are sky high when all I mentioned was that I find I certain body type attractive and another (that happens to be far more common in the local gay community) unattractive. I don't know why you'd assume I wasn't a creative person, clearly if I'm part of a local creative scene I'd probably be an artist right?
2. I don't do any of those things. I go out frequently. I've been to every single 'gay' place in my city a bunch of times and formed my own opinion on the kinds of venues they are and the people they attract. Especially ones where men are walking around in leather gear, smoking meth in the bathrooms and there's a very real possibility of accidentally standing in a puddle of jizz.
3. The thing is that nobody is keen on dating. Everyone I've met has wanted to fuck and once I take that off the table I'm suddenly having to make forced small talk while the guy checks his phone and looks sour.
Calm your shit, senpai. You've made so, so many assumptions from very little info and I'm gonna have to assume that you're just projecting your own shit.
>>6132492
>Haha just don't get too attached
Nah, I think I'll be fine. This is what's actually been keeping my feelings in check from going crazy whenever I'm around him.
>He gave me a wedgy last night which pulled my already tight pants right up into my butt and I bonered hard.
Fuck, that sounds really good.
Sadly (or maybe not), mine's not the kind to do that. Only once did I think he had decided to grab my nipple playfully, but when I turned around, I saw it had been some other friend. How hard I blushed for the split second I thought it had been him made me think it was instantly gonna out me.
>>6132482
>>6132492
Weird how I've never had a straight crush. Maybe someday I'll know this legendary fap and awkward play.
>>6132541
Nah dude, its not as nice as you'd hope, its always a cold war. You want them so badly but deep down you know you can't, even if they do start to feel something for you they're still not 100% on their sexuality so dating them would be a huge gamble.
That's why I'm so dubious about this one, he's such ana amazing guy, I'd truly be happy with him as a long term partner but I don't want to compromise our friendship too, it's such a difficult situation.
>>6132538
Oh you're not out to your guy? That's also an even bigger issue with it all, its hard to know whether or not they'll be okay with it. I've never openly admitted to it to my friend I like though I've never denied it either. I always mention guys I find attractive and silly things like that, he keeps wanting to get me silly little gifts and I keep telling him to buy me dildos hahaha.
Just keep doing what you're doing, if you can contain yourself you soon get used to it and I've also found that people pick up in feelings subtly, it just takes them time to realise the pattern.
>>6132490
I hope so too~
How did you pull a muscle? That must suck man, at leasy its nothing toi serious though! I've fucked my back from working on cars and stuff now. Its alright these days, I can deal with it, however when I did it I was in agony for like six months... Made me realise how important my health is so now I try to avoid doing any serious exertion.
>>6132568
I work in construction, lifting a tool bag with one hand, didn't think its be that heavy, muscle just went lifting it
I'm.getting better but I'm just studying and watching GoT
Yeah I'm thankful I've never had a crush on a straight guy, only a bi one who ended up avoiding me for a year but on Sunday started chatting to me on grinder because he's into NSA and shit. Silly lad
>>6132572
Are you out of work currently while you recover then? How long ago did you do that?
Hah I've never properly watched GoT, I watched one with my friend last night, it was really rather impressive I wish I had gotten into it when it first began. I think I'll soon start watching it through when I get enough free evenings.
What are you studying toward, more construction based work or a different path?
>>6132597
Last week, yeah I am it's ok tho
I only picked it up because I'm out of work desu
I'm studying to do drama, Fuck construction it's terrible work
>>6132568
I wouldn't really want to crush on a straight friend, just relating to the posts, I guess.
>>6127914
That's mean. You made me feel bad.
>>6132619
Yeah construction must be awful. I'd guess its mainly the people you have to work with that suck, I've found most builders to be awful people. Some are very nice but I'd have to say 80% are just total cowboy dickheads.
Ohhhh is this you Sean? :P
>>6132648
Haha I was just warning you off of it, thankfully you're a wiser person than I am!
>>6132700
Yeah it's me, KR.
It's just the pay is shit for what you do and some guys are assholes but I mostly work with alright people,
I'd much rather a cushy job of course like living on your snuggle sofa
>>6132541
The fap is great only because it's the only real, physical outlet you can get for everything you feel. Ultimately, it still sucks really hard to have it though. It's a tradeoff, and it's not worth it, but under the circumstances, I can at least look at the positives of it.
>>6132568
>Just keep doing what you're doing, if you can contain yourself you soon get used to it and I've also found that people pick up in feelings subtly, it just takes them time to realise the pattern.
From what I've seen, though, he still seems a bit dense to my feelings. Sometimes, I do wish he never found out, but the guy is too nice and I also wish it'd eventually come out.
Oh well, I guess I just have to give it time.
>>6132700
Not much wiser, sir. I've got dumb feelings myself for a person I shouldn't, so I guess I know how it is.
>>6132722
Sounds like a big build up of lust for the person. Makes sense that you'd need that outlet.
>>6132714
Haha I'd think most people would like to be paid to snuggle on the sofa :3
>>6132722
Yeah its always a tricky situation anon, life is all down to circumstances and timings on thing, wait too long the moment may pass, go to soon and it may blow it up. Its very hard to play the game of love and life sadly.
Still, keep at it anon, it sounds like you've got a good friendship with him. Maybe he will get more physical soon!
>>6132785
True true, ask old Ann skellington he's a former gg name fag turned cam whore
Apparently he enjoys it a lot
I guess I'll just have to do it for free :3
I hope I can get over this chest cold by tomorrow...
I don't want to cough the whole movie.
>Agree to meet Grindr faceless torso
>"32" body looks ok
>Finally meet
>Try looking 40
>90 minutes of pointless small talk to a 40-looking married man
>"So you have a wife?...Waiting at home right now?"
>"Yup. Can I get your number?"
>Rest of the time spent just waiting for this fucking meet up to be over
I'm dumb /gaygen/. Haven't felt even a single tingle on the last 2 outings. No feels = can't bring myself to make a move. Feels like wasted time and effort. Granted the last one was foolish to proceed without a face pic.
Went home and deleted fucking Grindr. Problem is OKC / POF and other shit is just dead. How the fuck do you even go about meeting people for something besides a fucking hookup?
>>6130900
>shes going to be president
Didn't know Bernie was a woman.
>discord invitation is invalid
Guess I don't get to be part of the club.
After having a big giant bout of ennui the last two days, I'm finally feeling decent again!
... I should probably see someone about these.
>>6132920
Bernie is Finished.
Better get used to it, #BernieBro. Hillary 2020 here we come!
>>6132955
Nah. Hillary won't make it.
Bernie won't give up like that.
Besides, there's no way she'll make it for 4 whole years.
>>6132961
Unless Bernie is going to take the whole Democratic party down with him, and hand Drumpf rump the nomination on a platter, he better buckle up and join the wild Hillary ride.
#QueenHillary#SoQualified#Brogressive
>>6132978
Hillary is the worst candidate, absolutely not fit to be president and frankly she doesn't even deserve it.
Her only good quality is her massive saving on Air Force One, since a broomstick is way cheaper.
On the other hand, people get the leader they deserve, so maybe it's better that a shitty president is gonna rule over shitty people.
Which is exactly what Hillary supporters are: shitty people.
>>6132993
You need to watch your tone!!!
>>6133000
YOUR CANDIDATE A SHIT!
A SHIT!!!!!!!
>>6133002
Seems like the #BernieBros just got BERNED
>>6133022
actually I'm MAGA.
>>6132912
Problem is none of these hookup apps or dating sites require Video footage. It should be mandatory that everyone has to record a live video of themselves with audio so we can see what they really look like and how they actually sound. That would make a world of difference.
>>6132934
https://discord.gg/0lMiZkbGUXhxMTPD
BRING OUT UR TRASH
>>6132912
I have really high standards that must be met before I meet up, especially with Grindr. They need to add me on Facebook. They need to post more than one pic, including a very recent one. If a faceless torso wanted to meet up without giving me any details, I just stop talking to them.
>>6132993
>since a broomstick is way cheaper.
>>6132993
I have difficult time to believe there is people that truly support hitlary. She is sick """woman"""" and a rape apologist/enabler.
>>6132961
I hope Bernie decides to run independent (because he is independent senator) and splits the dem vote.
>>6132779
Well, just to note, it depends on how you define lust. If you mean it in the sense of just sexual desire, I wouldn't say it's so narrow.
If the situation I'm fantasizing about is emotionally charged (which it always is in my head), it's also a good outlet for my more sentimental feelings towards him. As a matter of fact, I haven't been able to masturbate to anything but the idea of us together ever since I started crushing for him, even if it's him too but purely in a sexual scene, just a "fuck me silly" image or whatever. Doing so leaves me feeling unsatisfied. I need to add the emotional part of it to the whole thing.
Makes me sound rather cheesy about it, but I can't help it.
>>6132961
I'm rooting for Bernie, but I don't making it over Hillary...
tbf there is still a small chance of bernie making the nomination
hugely statistically unlikely but so was him even getting this far
..if only he won NY tho...
>tfw small penis
>tfw bf teases me about it
>>6134075
>has a bf
>thinks he can complain about anything
FUCK YOU
>>6134100
Well yeah I can complain. It makes me feel worse than when I didn't have one at times. But I don't want to break up over this :(
>tfw he told a mutual straight guy friend I'm small
>>6134075
>tfw bf has slightly bigger penis
> I'm the top so I can't belly him about it :(
>>6134144
How small?
As long as it's not ugly from something like a poorly done circumcision, you'll be fine.
>tfw poorly done circumcision
please cease all discussion of bfs in this vicinity now ty be considerate
holy shit i can't believe this is a thing
if only research and development had continued...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
>>6134144
That's crossing a line.
While I'm happy to kiss and tell, I never talk about someone else in a negatively light if I'm still dating them.
>>6134195
that's basically like using chemical weapons in warfare and goes against the geneva convention probably
So hey, I've been repressing the gay in me my whole life so far and last night its like a switch was flipped and now i'm entirely miserable and can't get it off my mind. Its really hard to face people having relationships and finding love and all sorts and i'm still so afraid of even thinking about my desires.
Help
>>6134182
you cant be gay if you dont have a bf
get out of my thread motherfucker
>>6134181
Slightly less than 4 inches when erect, it's tiny when I'm not :( . I'm uncut.
>>6134205
it was the 70s, it was a different time
>>6134209
maybe you should lighten up, dummy
its not that big a deal
>>6134221
gay chavs as far as the eye can see, nice job roadman
>>6134211
i have a bf his name is My Left Hand
>>6134219
I feel so ashamed. I'm sorry
>>6134221
yes please
hordes of guys indiscrimantly groping and kissing everyone in sight... its just like my japanese cartoons!
>>6134228
just shut up and get a boyfriend already, jeez
>>6134226
How ugly and autistic are you?
>>6134237
how
Left or Right?
>>6134237
I'm afraid of the backlash, i shouldn't be but i'm terrified and it's not like i wont succumb to this its only a matter of time but im just afraid of what hpapens after
>>6134221
Dump it on Moscow
>>6134214
At least you have your foreskin.
Are you a bottom?
>>6134259
....ew
>>6134259
Neither. Left looks like a total Jew ans smells. Right looks boring.
>>6134259
left, but it might just be a bad angle for the guy on the right. I like his beard.
>>6134260
maybe you should try hitting on your friends to see what it feels like
Pros:
slapping butts is fun
you will get more confident
you will come out the closet
you will get practice at flirting for reallife scenarios
Cons:
if you dont "own it" you might get embarassed
>>6134264
I guess; I always bottom, I would like to try to top or get a bj occasionally.
>>6134259
left but neither are really my type
>>6134272
Who shat in your coffee this morning?
>>6134250
6/10 and very.
i am willing to lower my expectations as low as possible without resorting to moving to thailand and hiring someone to pretend to like me
>>6134276
.. He won't even blow you? That just seems like a shitty sexual situation.
If he doesn't take you seriously as a sexual partner, you might need to sit him down and talk to him
>>6134282
No one. They just look very bleh. Like the type to put "hobbies: hiking, walking, poetry."
>>6134272
army you look like a 15 year old mexican i don't think you really have room to bitch out people for looking like jews
>>6134288
How is that worse than "comics, anime and autism"?
>>6134283
>6/10
Sure...
>>6134299
6/10 with nice camera angle and lighting.
>>6134284
>.. He won't even blow you? That just seems like a shitty sexual situation.
No he doesn't. We don't really talk about sex he just tells me to drop trou and I just go along with it. Not really sure how to bring up the subject.
>>6134340
Well get talking with him anon, you're clearly fulfilling as his expections, its only fair for you to have some of your own.
>>6134340
>just tells you to do it
That's true love.
>>6131084
it's full of beta NuMale SJW's
>>6134348
can you rephrase in actual english and not buzzwords.
i hate this stupid ass term. everyone used to just call them metrosexuals. now everything has to be cuck or numale to show everyone how cutting edge and counterculture alt right you are
>>6134304
so actually you are 1/10
>>6134363
i'm at least a solid 2
>>6134360
numale cuck detected
>>6134367
i walked into that one i guess
this is okcupid where i live
>>6134377
>spunkypunkz
Haha oh my, there is your best bet for a knobbing.
>>6134377
Why is the one on the right sucking in his cheeks so hard.
>>6134297
I don't actually like anime.
>>6134398
>haha!
>>6134398
More proof that OKC is filled with the dregs of society
>>6134405
and oh look, you're on it too
:^)
>>6134386
I hear spunky punkz lacquers brass door knobs right clean
The right one will at least look cute with a cock in his mouth , probably shite at it
The left is just 5head
>>6134430
>:^)
You post in nearly every thread on here and attempt to annoy people, shat is it that drives you to do this anon?
Are you in denial or loathe yourself for being gay or something?
Talk2meebaybee
>playing Star Spangled Banner on guitar on max vol & gain
>flatmates have the audacity to bitch about it
ugh so rude
>>6134440
play freebird or wonderwall, that'll show em
>>6134446
I played the opening notes and my flatmate immediately starting banging on the wall.
>>6134440
what guitar and amp do you have rugly :)
>>6134464
Rockburn guitar & amp, got it for Christmas. Used to play when I was younger and wanted to restart.
>>6134436
>not knowing the meme face
im not the only person who uses it lad
:^)
>>6134513
Get with the memes kr
I thought you were cool
Bet you don't even have a snuggle sofa
>>6134526
Eh, I only know the really old memes, I do have a snugglesofa though.
Also my car has become a meme on Brit/o/ now :3
>>6134535
You're a living me
Have my pepes
Sorry, and cool but seeing is believing that you have a snuggle sofa
>>6134472
>rockburn
Jeez
That said full gain and volume shouldnt be too bad, what is it like a 10watt amp? 5 maybe?
U need big, thick, manly equipment like me :^)
>>6134619
Fuck off, niq
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tEm5Io17EX
PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
>>6134619
no idea lmao
hOW DO i FIND A bf WHO HAS gOOD tASTE IN DANK memes/
tOP # dANK mEMES oF aLL tIME:
#0 蒸気波
@0 gONDOLA
!0 hIGH qUALITY rIPS
>>6134639
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tEm5Io17EX
Cute.
>>6134619
>harley benton
Why do I get boners from hearing my lesbian roomate and her gf having sex
And how do I ask them to stop or be more quiet
>>6134660
Yeah the cab isn't that great but v30s speakers so it's like OK for low range.
Basically I spent £600 on the head, £300 on some pedals, my pickups cost like £220, and my guitar cost me like £450 so I couldn't really afford a massively expensive cab at the time.
Still sounds dank.
>>6134653
what the fuck am I reading
>>6134670
an used Marshall brand 4x12 costs only like 200€
>>6134653
haha long boy
>>6134472
dunno if there's a whole lot you can do to improve the tone to not be grating on full gain without changing the pickups inside it but as a starter that doesn't sound too bad but once you get more comfortable i would look into getting a different guitar asap
if your flatmate gets too butthurt you can find a converter for headphones to go into your amp. a lot of them tend to fuck up the sound a little it but it's better than him bitching endlessly
Its time to try and cook and fuck shit up badly as I get drunk doing so!
>>6134075
If it makes you feel better I wish mine was smaller.
The mires and all that are fun but I think it would be more aesthetically pleasing
>>6134653
marry a Finn
What am I supposed to do when I stare at a guy and he just stares back, all in a completely neutral context (not in a gay environment or anything)? When I'm interested in someone and this shit happens I usually look away real fast like some kind of autist, cause I guess if the guy is straight he might find that awkward/creepy, but I feel like a retard every time that happens.
>>6134717
Can I come over and have some, fampai?
>>6134717
the fuck you're trying to make?
and wheres the creme fraiche?
>>6134405
>Wicca
Kek
Hey faggots. I'm going to be visiting a gay bar at my 20th birthday. Any stuff i should now? I have never been in a gay bar before.
>>6134770
>Hey faggots.
That edge
>>6134739
Of course, its very likely you will get salmonella though.
>>6134753
I'm making lemon and spicy herb chicken, chips and some peppers I'm gonna stuff with crème cheese, rice and chorizo pieces.
Iunno, I just picked all this random shit up in Morrison's and thought fuck it, thall make something!
Totally winging it here~
>>6134770
it's like every other bar except the men will try to hit on you instead of thirsty broads.
if you aren't interested tell them up front.
How do I deal with the fact that I have a much higher sex drive than my boyfriend?
He only wants to do it every couple of weeks, I'd do it everyday if it was up to me.
>>6134717
Where's the cheese, bacon and sour cream?
>>6134639
I tried to be like u but i'm not quite there yet
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ac6HgeeFLX
Rugby can we please do a duet it'll be so kawaii :33
>>6134770
>20
>bar
Better be Euro.
>>6134780
Don't overcook the chicken. It's just going to taste dry and you'll end up chugging liters of beer while eating it.
Also, frozen chips are terrible, make your own from scratch next time. Potatoes are inexpensive, you'll actually save money if you do them yourself.
t. Jamie Oliver
>>6134805
You be upfront. If he can't keep up, either break it off or find a new release.
>>6134825
Nah I don't work with amateurs, sorry.
>>6134805
That sucks. You're going to have to tell him flat out that he's not keeping up. There are alternatives to sex, so he has options.
>>6134770
There's alcohol, music and people there want to violate you. Have fun.
>>6134822
Next time I'll do some more weird shit.
>>6134830
Yeah, I wanted to make my own but then I was too hungry to bother, its already nearly 10 now and I only just started cooking it!
Its gonna be hard to balance the times out, chicken doesn't take long at all but do you know how long I should pop the peppers in for?
>>6134852
Peppers should be easy. Like a few minutes on top of a stove to char... At least, that's how it is for jalepenos
>>6134852
The stuffed peppers?
Take your time, they lose their crunchiness in about 5 min in the oven so just make sure the stuffing tastes good. The peppers are supposed to become soft anyway, so dont sweat it, they're gonna be fine
cheffag i have ground turkey what should i do iwth it
>>6134995
Tacos?
>>6134999
no shells
>tfw Overwatch open beta soon
>>6134995
I'm not even a legit chef, I just know like 5 people who are and I learn from them
I would make a curry, if you can get coconut milk to mix in it would be great
>>6135014
>tfw been playing the last two days
>>6135005
Buy some tortillas.
Or brown it and put it in a sauce.
>>6135058
>straight-husbandu
is that what you're calling your dog now
>>6134999
>turkey tacos
fucking white people
>>6135051
I would have, but I didn't preorder, would have if I didn't pass the date for the keys.
>>6135080
But I'm not white... When I see ground anything I only use it for sauces or taco filling. Or turkey burgers if you're a pussy
>>6135067
Naw, I haven't got a dogbf yet
>>6135100
It's fun and the small changes from the previous Beta are nice, but it's pretty much the same characters all the time.
>>6135101
>I'm not white
What are you then?
What's with guys instantly dropping and ignoring you?
>>6135178
Half German half Colombian
>>6131659
The biggest thing I would suggest now would be to ask yourself if you honestly enjoyed that and would do that again with him.
Granted, you may be a little frazzled by how fast you went from nothing with dudes to dick sucking but I bet if you give it some time you'll feel better about it.
Really, just relax man, I had a similar experience and I bet a lot of people had a similar experience for the first time they did anything gay in terms of kissing a guy or something.
Thoughts?
>>6135290
white asf then
Top 5-10 tips for using Grindr?
>>6135329
Lowered expectations.
Desperationships are common
Occasional weirdo is more common than occasional
Everyone lies about being on prep
>>6135329
WEAR CONDOMS/TONGUEDOMS
WEAR CONDOMS/TONGUEDOMS
WEAR CONDOMS/TONGUEDOMS
WEAR CONDOMS/TONGUEDOMS
WEAR CONDOMS/TONGUEDOMS
>>6135355
whoops
>>6135344
on prep?
Any experiences where some homo hater(s) jumped you?
How did it go down?
>>6135418
he hatefugged my bp
>>6135426
Did you like it?
>>6135355
>tonguedoms
are these a thing
>tfw I just want to hold hands and maybe cuddle
>tickling bf
>he elbows me directly in the eye
need to ask your input, /gaygen/
how do i get rid of ingrown hairs? specifically, they're all over my upper thighs and buttocks. only a few are at all red or irritated, but they just make my legs/ass feel unpleasantly bumpy to the touch, and they're noticeable if you get up close. i gather i need to exfoliate? should i buy a pumice stone, or a loofah, or fucking sandpaper, or what? i want these fuckers gone; i think i get them because i just sit way too much in my off time. never been one to lie on the couch/in bed; generally sit in a chair.
also, what about the cosmetics of the actual hole? i've not been as gentle with it as i should be, and it definitely shows. anyone used bumper brite to significant effect? the problem isn't that it's too dark; rather, it's bruising/varicose veins or small hemorrhoids, whatever they are.
sorry for the crudeness!
Do you guys lift?
>>>/fit/37041740
>>6135666
Let that be a lesson to you.
>>6135584
This is a Christian board, sir. You need to tone it down.
>>6135686
I lift things all the time.
y arn't u all in /notgaygen tc?
>>6135709
because it's full of this
