Who's hype for Daddy 2016?
#MakeGaygenGreatAgain
tc/notgaygen
>>6127524
Damn straight.
And if you don't know who Milo is, the great liberator from SJW, well don't even talk to me.
>>6127538
https://youtu.be/k-lLHmNcV1c
>>6127556
>>6127556
>>6127556
>>6127556
god damn this is hot as fuck.
>I'm an outdoors kind of guy
literally put "I fucking hate nature" on my profile
>>6127623
I like you. Nature is shit. A camping trip sounds like my idea of hell.
>>6127524
I'm voting for Bernie Sanders.
>>6127623
Hey, bitch
how u doin
also, thoughts on top 3 drag race?
>>6127623
I don't get people who want to hike and camp where I live.
It's the swampland of Texas. The humidity alone will kill you, along with mosquitos and snakes...
>>6127638
Girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I love chi chi the white twinks were not ready for her but I want bob to win butttttttt Naomi is everything I need in my life I want to have her body
ffs i just wanted a nice thread about Daddy but u fuckers have to ruin it with ur tranny bullshit
sware2god
>>6127664
I paid it trump has a small dick and he ain't cute
>>6127672
Just like you.
ooooh throwin dat shadyshade gurlfrend
>>6127676
I like the beach but thats not what their talking about half the time
>>6127680
quality post
>>6127634
me too t b h
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8wAa9DqHZtM
trump would be a complete fucking disaster. the only thing I like about him is his non-interventionist foreign policy. even that couldnt bring me to vote for someone who is a climate change denying, anti-vac, economically + politically illiterate authoritarian man baby. even as a fuck you to the establishment, trump is the fucking establishment. he might not be popular in washington but ffs the guy was born a multi-millionaire.
>>6127684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnVSklVO-t4
>>6127690
Who's "they"?
>My roommate bitches about how hrt is making her weak. I suggest the gym, since I have a membership that allows for guests. I suggest it a few times until she yells at me that she "isn't comfortable in those places." I say, fine, I'll run with you through the park near the apartment. She refuses that, saying she "hates running." I offer her use of my yoga stuff, sayong she can do it in the apartment. Again, she refuses. I suggest an easy trail hike with her girlfriend on a mountain ridge while beautiful flowers are in bloom. Her girlfriend is excited, thinks it could be fun and a little romantic. She refuses it outright, saying she also "hates hiking and hates nature."
>Bitch does nothing but play fucking video games all day, does no physical activity whatsoever, and then proceeds to both wonder why and complain that she's getting weaker.
I'm done helping her with shit. I'm tired of having all my offers to help rejected. If I had known she was going to transition, I would've never roomed with her.
>>6127538
Milo is 2/10 who thinks he's 11/10
>>6127524
Femboys for trump
Watching him castrate lyin Ted and all of his crybaby followers is the best thing ever.
>>6127697
I like that Bernie Sanders supports recreational cannabis.
>>6127722
We have the same daddy so can forgive that
>>6127727
He will till he actually gets in office, then act like he never said that.
>>6127727
HAHA YEAH DUDE WEED LMAO ITS SO GREAT ISNT IT LETS VOTE FOR AN ECONOMICALLY-ILLITERATE SOCIALIST JEW TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE FREE SHIT AND LEGAL WEED LMAO
He's already lost to Hillary. It's going to be the Hillary vs Trump showdown that we all dreamed of. He's going to verbally rape her on stage in front of the entire world and it shall be glorious.
>>6127736
How do you know?
>>6127752
He hasn't lost to Hillary to me.
>>6127752
http://reverbpress.com/politics/failed-reaganomics-experiment-kansas-keeps-getting-worse/
trumps tax plan in action
actually i think he wants even steeper tax cuts. like no tax cuts.
Bernie Sanders isn't a socialist lmao literally who are you calling economically illiterate.
>>6127770
People like you are why I hate democracy.
>>6127782
Stop pretending you know stuff about things.
>>6127790
bbbuuhhh one debatable tweet that is basically irrelevant to his overall campaign and what he is running on means he is economically illiterate that probably was sent by an intern anyway
the guy is on point 99.9% of the stuff he comes out with hes going to surround himself with the right staff who are going to implement his plans + ideology in a way that they have their own expertise in. the president isnt an expert in everything are you 5 years old like ffs lol.
i like how you didnt engage with anything i said. trump says hes going to eliminate the national debt (not the deficit the fucking debt) by 2020. how is that not economic illiteracy.
>>6127641
>>6127623
>>6127632
It breaks my heart that you have yet to experience the display of male instincts when they are outdoors away from the world.
Men are more than a something cocks hang on. Exposure to the unknown, the elements, humility before the challenges of survival, this is where manhood comes out. Masculinity is in large part the strength and courage to face the unknown and challenges. All the good things we love about men come out when they are tested, not just when they succeed, but in seeing the effort to attempt. The courage to acknowledge defeat is possible mentally and still have the emotional resolve to try.
Its the transition from fear and uncertainty to staring down possible defeat and acting to advance anyways. Its seeing the power of elements and life itself humbled by courage and resolve.
>>6127861
that's fucking dumb
I just dont like bugs and humidity and stuff. I like being comfy.
Do your camping shit all u like i'm gonna go earn some money and pay for a new comfort item.
>>6127790
People like you should be nicer to other people.
>>6127835
Well I did engage what you said but if you can't be bothered to read, looks like you're just simply illiterate then.
Trump is waaaay more economically literate than both of us combined, anyways how will Bernie be any better than him? I agree that eliminating $18trn debt is going to be nigh impossible within 4 years unless Trump invades China and sells it to the Rothschilds or something. But Bernie's policies are simply worse than Trump's. iirc the cost of nationalised college will be $18trn.
Everything Bernie will try to pass through congress will be shot the fuck down by both sides. While socialism is the best system on paper, it's going to be impossible to implement on the scale and nature of the US. Social democracies work in Nordic countries due to small populations and high tax rates. That shit will never work in the US. As for grassroots movements, maybe it will work in 50-100 years hence the point of grassroots. Not now, not in 20 years. If Bernie was elected now (which he won't be because he's lost to Hillary), nothing will happen for another 4-8 years and everyone will lose complete faith in the Democrat party (thankfully) so it's going to be GOP for the next 20 years and byebye grassroots.
I will say that I respect Bernie for sticking in the race until the end as a 'fuck you' to Hillary. I'd take Bernie over Hillary every day, but he was never going to win from the start. Look up realism, maybe you'll learn something for once.
>I CLICKED ALL THE FUCKING WAFFLES REE FUCK OFF GOOGLE
>>6127896
Nah. If we're lucky he'll end up pissing someone off good and proper and get died.
>>6127914
you're too fat
you can't swim for shit
you'll never make it past the first week
>>6127974
>you can't swim for shit
I've got my 5km badge when I was like 10 ^_^
Also if I'm so fat as you say, wouldn't I have no difficulty in floating?
>>6127861
It would be nice up north where it's not a swampland.
But as it stands, camping is a death sentence here lol
>>6127676
>I have an RV that I sometimes pick up little boys in and take to the beach
>>6127914
what's your name Rugz?
>>6128051
Muhammed
>>6128051
Mehmed Salami
>>6127905
>Trump is waaaay more economically literate than both of us combined
why. guy cant even manage his own personal finances lmfao hes repeatedly fucked himself over. if he just put what he was born with in an investment fund he would be worth something like 8/9 billion. the independent estimations of his wealth are like a few hundred million but he will sue you if you say that kek.
>But Bernie's policies are simply worse than Trump's.
again why. point evidence explain come on bby. at the verybleast bernie isnt a climate change denier absolutely the most pertinent problem of this whole generation. just on that alone Trump is disqualified from being credible.
>iirc the cost of nationalised college will be $18trn.
estimatedly $70 billion. literally not even close. 18 trillion is an incomprehensible amount of money. the cost of having an uncompetitive workforce is going to cost a lot more in investability in the years to come.
>nothing will happen for another 4-8 years and everyone will lose complete faith in the Democrat party (thankfully) so it's going to be GOP for the next 20 years and byebye grassroots.
triangulation politics does not work. starting from a position you dont agree with is just nonsensical. you perpetually lose that way. hes already got two progressive candidates being funded by the same crowd sourcing tactics he used. once obama got into office he pretty much just abandoned his supporters. sanders knows he isnt going to get shit through with a hugely GOP house. a GOP house was a direct result of obama not mobilising his supporters. polling always show when voter turnout is high, candidates like sanders win. a sanders presidency is looking pretty unlikely at this point unless hillary gets impeached or some shit but the campaign isnt over. what bernie has done is unprecedented in politics its not going away. and t b h half of what you are saying applies to trump as well. mainstream GOP doesnt agree with half the crazy bs he comes out with.
>>6128051
his name is Alex
what sports did you play in HS?
>>6128051
Alexander.
>>6128114
Wrestling freshman and sophomore year
Fencing sophomore and junior year
[spoiler] Rugby senior year [/spoiler]
>>6128106
> hes repeatedly fucked himself over.
meme
> just on that alone Trump is disqualified from being credible.
meme
>point evidence explain
He's leftist.
>estimatedly $70 billion.
My bad, I mixed help healthcare and college. http://www.wsj.com/articles/price-tag-of-bernie-sanders-proposals-18-trillion-1442271511
> a sanders presidency is looking pretty unlikely
Very unlikely. The only chance he has is if the FBI arrests Hillary but all of the evidence they've brought up against her has been shot down in the courts.
>what bernie has done is unprecedented in politics
I agree, he's anti-establishment. Same as Trump. Nobody denies that.
>>6128114
Rugby, surprisingly.
>>6128124
Oh shut up, you colossal faggot.
NEwayz time to rewatch Better Call Saul cos nothing better to do.
>tfw no speedo wearing bf
>>6128151
bin Laden
>>6128138
>Swimmers with a beard
Yeah, good luck to them winning anything with the added drag.
>>6128151
i wonder if he'll take swedes last name or if swede will take his when they get married later this year
>>6128166
it doesn't affect otters
>>6128151
I don't know.
A Ma..., Th..., St... name comes to mind
but I'm not getting a complete word.
>>6128114
Rugby, GAA, Hurling
Boxing outside of school
>>6128166
Not everyone who swims does so for competition.
anyone in sweden?
>>6128201
It's actually Alexander von Mathst
Fuck, you're actually psychic!
>all these hot tinder matches
They don't even know I'm uggo yet
>>6128213
that sarcasm
>>6128212
I'm not but the other night I had dream of a huge explosion happening at a university there, wiping out the whole campus.
666 University is what the name of the university was in my dream. I didn't find a university called that on google but if anyone knows..
Sex with straight guys is some of the worst sex i've had, but also some of the best. But much more often the worst.
Dudes don't know how to touch a person or do proper foreplay or even how to pace a proper dicking.
Or they eat you up like a fine meal, enjoying and making use of every last bit. But too rarely to keep bothering.
They're so rarely just nice or adequate.
LGBT folks lucking out in bed.
>>6128272
666 is the number of the Beast. Leftists are the spawn of Satan. Jews and Muslims worship Satan. Where are all three located simultaneously in Sweden? Stockholm.
It's one of the universities in Stockholm. Good job, psychic. You could potentially save many lives with your gift!
>>6128272
>>6128292
Lund University was founded in 1666
>and their symbol looks satanic
>>6128291
No one who is straight fucks you
Get that through your head
>>6128291
>Person with a dick of their own knows how to pleasure others who have a dick too
Makes sense if you just think about it. If you know the kind of stuff you like done to your own genitalia, you can expect to know what other people with the same genitalia will like too, on a general sense at least.
>>6128296
> the university was founded in 1666 on the location of the old studium generale next to Lund Cathedral.
Lund Cathedral is Catholic. The Pope is also Catholic. This current Pope is prophesied to be the Antipope, and evidenced as how he is pro-communist (jewish creation & atheistic), anti-Christian (doesn't care about the Christian Genocide in the Middle East), pro-gay and many other non-Christian beliefs.
The Vatican is going to commit a falseflag terror attack at Lund University and then the (anti)Pope shall declare #notallmuslims to further the destruction of Europe through acceptance of Satan worshippers.
>>6128305
Not even, tho?
I've had a good time with transguys and ladies more often than with straight guys, and more consistently.
[spoiler]And i like to think i'm pretty nice in bed, even if my own junk rarely ever gets involved[/spoiler]
>>6128323
Please reattempt your suicide without fucking it up this time.
>>6128299
Well, I've fucked a guy a few times who claimed to be straight. Even if its all bullshit, the claim does differentiate them from everyone else. Rigid is the way id describe straight dudes, in the sack.
>>6128328
>white house in Washington DC
Obama is the Antichrist. This video proves it without a doubt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wte8wQbvZ1I
>>6128340
I'd guess a guy who say he's straight would be rigid when fucking a dude , but probably not when he's fucking a girl
>>6128323
Circe, get back out.
Nothing has changed, we all still hate you.
Disgusting tranime unpassable trashnny I beg you, please go and stay go.
>>6128328
okay yep thats the university that was in my dream
they have a white building that looks like a replica or spin-off of the white house
>>6127861
i love nature. i love looking at nature. from my house. my house with air conditioning and central heating and plumbing.
>>6128312
that's literally not how the antipope works
the term Antipope is literally just "claimant to the papacy". the current antipope is some guy in spain
>>6128340
Rigid does not sound fun. Boring and sad would be preferable.
Of course straights are only good for teasing and making uncomfortable
>>6128312
>further the destruction of Europe through acceptance of Satan worshippers.
sounds sik sign me up
>>6128349
>>6128340
>>6128361
I think you guys get it.
Straight dudes ain't worth the chase.
Just be with people you can relax and enjoy your time together with.
That weird ambiguity and anxiety ruins the whole experience. I think there's definitely a bit of friendly compatibility necessary for a good time
>>6128359
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes#Popes_1590_to_present_.28post-publication.29
i meant this thingy
>>6128296
i think swede goes there
hopefully he lives off campus
https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/727442753689292800
>>6127722
I'm really divided about Milo. Sometimes he looks cute, yet other times he looks like a crack head.
>voting for someone whose sons kill defenseless animals for their own amusement
I know trump is a real life meme but /pol/ and others really need to get some common sense.
I almost feel like Hillary is the best and safest choice. Not much would change under her and I hate to say it I rather things stay as they are than continue to get worse.
>>6128447
Milo clearly does cocaine/speed. His jay leno chin gives it away..
>>6128140
hottest swim team
>>6128460
trump supporters literally do not care
he just exists as a reactionary opposition to an increasingly liberal society.
>>6128212
Hej
>>6128469
Shame, he was cute when he was younger
>>6128508
He looks like the camera is gonna flip around and show the hobo he beat to death and pissed on
Hot.
>>6128491
Hallo
How do I stop looking like a twink? Is getting buff enough? Apparently I look gay even though I'm not trying to. I can't grow a beard, so that's not an option.
>>6128522
you gotta top some fuccbois and absorb their masculinity, and then work ur way up until you can top bears, and then u just cruise along fucking the occasional twink when ur a daddy to keep you subsisting.
>tfw I would vote for Trump if universal healthcare was part of his plan
Sucks that my only other choice is shillary
>>6128508
ewh
>>6128508
dude had dead inside eyes even then.
guy has eked out a pretty good living making people assblasted on twitter but he is never gonna be Oscar Wilde no matter how much he tries.
>"i'm not like those other gays that only listen to lady gaga and madonna"
>dude hands me his phone
>nothing but kate bush and cher on it
yea ok bud
>>6128590
Oscar Wilde was a lib cuck
>tfw 2.5" diameter on average when erect
>tfw mostly bottom
>bf is scared of anything "large" (his is easily bigger)
>to this day have never fucked a boy
How do I convince him to start trying anal
Help
Or is this not the place to ask?
>>6128596
>mfw people ask to see my music and hear Humanity's Last Breath and Vildhjarta where they expected pleb shit.
>>6128599
it's clear milo has a huge boner for aping his style though.
the "i'm sharp-tongued and witty but i'm also a poof haha i clearly have deep-seated self-hating tendencies but i love black dick haha i'm gay haha" act is like, super obvious if you've followed his act since The Kernel
>>6128614
Just get him while he's asleep
If he wakes tell him to bite the pillow
>>6128617
>kept some of my exs shirts after we broke up
>friends think I've seen Amon Amarth or other random metal or rock bands live
It's funny when they see my actual music taste, like Carly Rae Jepsen or Mile Posner. Yet I always seem to date metal heads
>>6128614
if he doesnt want penis in his butt dont put your penis in his butt.
There you go.
Maybe ur just a complete bottom and your bf is trying to make that clear before he fucks your butt forever.
>>6128666
I only have one band merch t shirt that i wear at home. Nothing against them but I don't really dress like a metalhead and i dont like graphic t shirts.
Sometimes i'll put one on under a jacket with some skinny jeans and roll with it but i try not to look too '15 years old' you know?
>tfw birthday
> tfw parents only buy you a cake after you ask if there is one
>you're sitting in the kitchen, alone because it's the quietest place in the house
Jeez I love this shit
>>6128679
most metal shirts legit look tacky as hell so i don't fault you for that.
every once in a while a band might put out a decent looking shirt that i can wear in public if i'm just going out to the store or something. i have a really nice Yellow Eyes shirt in white/red
>>6128691
what kind of cake senpai?
>>6128691
how old are you that you still expect a cake for your birthday?
>>6128695
Its actually not a cake, just a large brownie
Well, its something
>>6128679
Meh. I wear chrome polyurethane super hero hats and video game or tv show or band t shirts.
I don't really care unless it's a professional setting
>>6128617
mfw people ask to see my music taste and it is muslimgauze and whitehouse
>>6128614
>2.5'' diameter
>About 7.8'' girth
Right. There are XL Bad Dragon dildos less girthy than that.
>>6128700
19 , my older siblings got cakes into their 21th birthdays , its a tradition I guess
Just a sign that my parents care really
>>6128707
How old are you again
>>6128666
Funny, I kept my ex's shirt too.
>>6128733
24.
>>6128713
nice
>>6128707
do you wear jncos and supras too
>>6128715
I guess they don't care
>>6128743
They are just comfy. My first ex loved buying oversized shirts and I loved wearing them to bed.
My second ex just was a tall guy so same thing, comfy.
Also kept some underwear but that's because I can't remember which was theirs and mine.
>>6128751
Haha looks like it desu
I just fucking hate my birthday , always get my hopes up for no fucking reason
>>6128759
I don't mind. As this gen has established, I'm on the spectrum.
Also, I worked at a comic book store for a while so I got a ton of shirts for cheap and it was preferred to wear pop culture stuff.
>>6128745
You're younger than me but look a decade older. How?
>>6128767
Spend it with your friends instead of your family
>>6128771
>worked at a comic book store for a while
Any stories?
How many spergs did you have to serve on a daily basis?
>>6128772
No idea. First time someone thought I looked older. Most people assume I'm still in my middle teens if not for be facial hair. Without it, I look 15.
>>6128784
> friends
I have one and we had dinner and played pool sadly he's busy with exams to do more
>>6128788
Tons.
We had a known drug addict who would come in, buy comics, then return them and tons more the following day when he realized he spent too much while high.
This obese monster who bathed in cat piss and his own shit, would come in every day, and one of us would be on air freshener duty when he left because he would literally pollute the store with his putrid smell.
An old autist who would spend 3 hours in the store on Wednesdays making sure the comics he got were the most crisp and perfect ones we had. He would examine one comic for like 5 minutes. Bear in mind, modern comics are rarely worth that effort. Very few gems.
>>6128795
Link your steam, I'll buy you a game off your wishlist.
>>6128812
>This obese monster who bathed in cat piss and his own shit
What the literal fuck
>>6128817
Nah its ok, you're rugz so I assume le me me trolling will occur if I do. No offense
>>6128817
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Enward/
h-here u go, daddy
>>6128822
He wore the same shirt and shorts everyday... But he drove himself and everything was in his name, so I have no idea how this man worked and paid for anything when he literally was the most disgusting person I've ever met.
>>6128837
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/Enward/
sorry we cant be friends anymore
>>6128856
I'll give a go, no bully. Im on mobile, so it's rageork on steam, I think my pic is still knight solaire and I'm part of /gaygen/ too
Should be easy
Thanks ruggerz
>>6128854
my steam is a work of art tyvm
>>6128864
>Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad
lmfao so tempted to get you that
add yourself to gaygen steam group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gaygen
>>6128878
its irishanon
dont give that english hating schizophrenic fenian bastard anything
>>6128878
That game is a master piece tyvm
>>6128895
Not on my birthday bro
>>6127556
Why is this shit here?
Lets get some funky jams in here instead https://youtu.be/yLZ_emA486U
just took 7 saint john wort pills, 5 ginseng pills, and 3 ginkgo biloba pills
am i going to die?
down with the queen!
>>6128995
np <3
>>6129005
hey rugby its my bd paypal me £300
>>6129008
post ur boiipucciinii
>/fit/'s husbando threads
holy shit you'd have a fucking hard time beating them
>>6128812
>Bear in mind, modern comics are rarely worth that effort
In 50 years they will be.
I've made a killing just by buying and selling old toys, and I would have made loads more if some of those would have been in mint condition.
Same goes for comics, although I like to keep the good ones for myself.
>>6129013
ewh no
>>6128460
>MUH PETA
>Hitlary is the best and safest choice
>wanting things to stay the same as obama administration has completely destroyed america
>>6129077
I just sense Trump is the biggest jew-mongerer ever, more than Bernie. We don't want to be Israel's allie anymore.
>>6129048
Umm no.
Comics are produced in such large numbers that only a handful in recent years are even worth keeping. Fractions Hawkeye, Spider Gwens first appearance. It's not the Bronze or Copper age anymore.
You'll be lucky if most retain their cover price by that time.
>>6128469
He's wearing sunglasses all the time because he knows you can see the drug abuse from his eyes
>>6129086
Bernie is a self-hating anti-zionist jew. Trump is buddies with the fanatical pro-Israel sect
>>6129152
zionists are the problem, aren't they?
>>6129097
You say that now, and people said the same thing 50 years ago.
Mint condition comics' prices always rise as they are more collectables than something that people actually read
>>6129171
Yes, they're the root of all problems. Loads of Jews are anti-Zionist, so it's not a blanket Jew thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ
>horsecock bottom almost managing to fuck the top while being fucked
>>6129185
50 years ago, people weren't as meticulously devoted to protecting comics nor were they as widely available.
Especially with the variant numbers ordered stuff. You'll probably retain some value for popular runs or required reading, but doubt any of the Big 2 will last.
>>6129223
ur not beating ur bottom hard enough
They need to be completely flaccid. And crying.
>>6128757
>>6128759
It's a small shirt, not comfy and oversized.
>tfw I used to smell it because it had his smell on it
At this point I don't know why I have it still.
>>6129307
because you are weak.
man up, faggot.
>>6129230
>people weren't as meticulously devoted to protecting comics
True
>nor were they as widely available.
They were sold fucking everywhere
I could buy an issue of all sorts of different comics, some appeared weekly, some monthly, at basically any cornerstore in the 90s. I could even pay for subscriptions to have my favorite comics home delivered ffs
Thats not a thing anymore. Kids these days just dont read comics.
>>6128460
>I rather things stay as they are than continue to get worse.
Don't you see the "things stay as they are" is literally the same as "continue to get worse"?
You're a patient dying of terminal cancer, and dr. Donald and dr. Bernie offer you a severe treatment that might make you great again, or at least stop the spread of this cancer.
You reject the offer and instead ask charlatan Hillary for her homeopathic therapy because you'd rather "keep things the way they are than continue getting worse".
who /burnthewitch/ here
>>6129383
only is she's /madeofwood/
>>6129383
t b h i thought it was pretty meh
was never really that into radiohead tho
>>6129383
Its a great summer song
>>6129360
trump would be like some crazy quack doctor tho
>>6129383
the ending is like the auditory version of someone furiously masturbating
>>6129408
Compared to a crazy woman who "cures cancer" with concentrated water and a zodiac killer who will pray for you, I'd say take the crazy quack doctor.
>>6129432
or bernie who has been right about everything for the last 30 years consistently
>>6129383
I like the video concept, but the strings/instrumentation weren't dramatic enough.
His voice hardly took flight.
>>6129416
someone furiously masturbating with no moisture left in them
>tfw ever since I came out none of my straight friends slap my ass any more
i made a mistake desu
:c
>>6129383
I literally forgot the melody within 10 seconds of closing the tab
sweet video though
>>6129661
Slap their asses instead.
>>6129686
I would die of embarassment
>>6129706
me too.
That and they'd probably kill me.
At least my crush would.
body goals?
I want to be the bara
>>6129784
This is mine
#musclebearby2020
>>6129784
Strangely, I'm not too fond of too muscular builds. I'm trying to aim for some definition, but nothing too buffed. Just enough to not make me look like I'm dying of starvation or something.
>>6129661
it's even worse in reverse
>come out to friends
>"OK cool"
>no shits given
>fast forward a couple of weeks
>drinking at house party with same friends
>they start feeling up my butt while we're outside having a cigarette, for no fucking reason they start teasing
>"seems pretty tight"
>"I'd tap that if I was gay"
>"nice, with an ass like that I understand why some people are gay"
fucking straight people
>>6129821
i want your friends
I wish i could feel attractive without having to resort to posting my nudes online for brief spasms of attention
>>6129821
why don't you like that m8?
>tfw no straight friends that talk about fucking me
>>6129821
>they start feeling up my butt while we're outside having a cigarette
That cigarette would have ended in someone's eyeball.
I'm not sure if we share the same sentiment, but I'd dislike that too.
>>6129821
>tfw your #1 fetish is people slapping your ass
>tfw even though you see all the hetero "lads" doing it to each other, nobody ever does it to you
I just want someone to pat my ass ;~;
>>6129840
Not the same guy, but I think it's different when someone tells you you are attractive enough that they'd fuck you. At least I take that as a compliment that you are attractive. Feeling up your butt, though, is already breaking personal space.
>>6129868
i suppose it's because i'm so subby but i'd just accept that's what they want to do and ask them not too
>>6129882
>ask them not to
are you nuts?
>>6129860
>tfw even though you see all the hetero "lads" doing it to each other, nobody ever does it to you
Same here
>tfw the guy in your group of friends who rarely ever throws jabs about anything towards anyone else, so no one else does it too
>Slapping my butt is probably seen by everyone else as going too far due to how I come across
>>6129903
what?
i'd do it politely
>>6129860
I'll give you're ass a slap anon
>>6129912
th-thanks
>>6129921
do you have a large arse?
>>6129921
>edgy
No I'm just easily triggered, combined with severe autism.
Anyone else has dangerous obsession over psychopaths, murderers and other bad boys?
Last week while i was rockclimbing and stuck in an awkward position a guy told me "at least your butt looks good like that"
im going rockclimbing with him again tomorrow.
Whats a good way to flirt with him a little that I can laugh off just in case he isnt interested?
>>6129939
Do Disney villains count?
>>6129929
No. I actually have a flat ass. I'm not fit, and I have a fat belly.
I have no idea why anyone would want me. But some do.
>>6129989
are you smol?
i know we don't have the full picture here
>>6129318
Guess I should go through with my plan of torching it then.
Oh, and fuck you and your inferior dogs.
How to tinder convo?
>>6130000
>smol
???
smol?
short? weak?
I am both
>>6130027
it's a meme way of saying small
but yeah they probs just like touching you because you're qt. like a puppy and kitten
>>6129954
"You know, if we got stuck up here, neither of us would need to die a virgin."
>>6130033
hah, you're probably right
I fucking hate it though
>>6130071
be open and maybe one day it will lead to cuddles :3
>read profile of cute guy
>likes same games, shows, books, movies.
>messages him
>ignored, doesn't even look at message
Dear lord
>>6130081
>maybe one day
more like every day
I have a bf you know
>>6130095
literally no-one cares about your ugly people dating blog
leave already
>>6130117
But I like it here.
>>6130095
>reply to a guy with my face pic
>"lol" + block
>>6127027
Back from work.
He's not younger, he's 2 years older than me.
When I got home, he asked me if I wanted to fuck his butt again, and I said no. It's so disgusting. I'm over the initial shock and shame, but it's still shitty. I told him he better never tell anyone and to forget, and he said he would forget and keep quiet about it, but he's a crazy shit.
Really, the issue is with me, I can't believe I said yes to anything, he's so gross. It goes to show how desperate and disgusting I am, plus my curiosity got the best of me. Basically, it was a chance to suck dick and I took it because I'm a sick fuck.
>>6130146
Post face pic bb
how many squats did you do today?
>>6130156
My self-esteem is low enough thanks without having you lot insult me.
>>6130157
I did my 10RAM and a back off of 5x3 yesterday
#faggotsfortrump
>>6130147
It's not, stop beating yourself up over it and just keep saying no.
>>6130157
I did a few dozen but I used the squat machine today. I maxed out at 360.
>>6130147
take a deep breathe man, if you really do not want to do anything more with guys, just explain it to him.
its all good man
>>6130146
Kek
>>6130182
At least we wouldn't be able to block you.
why do fags complain about stereotypes and then keep living as one
jfc its not that hard to stop making shit rupaul jokes on twitter
>>6130221
people just like to complain
>>6130226
u right u right
>>6130182
come on now
you cant look more autistic than me
>>6130233
no silly that's not autistic that's metallica
>>6130233
4/10 as your current mess, fix yourself up and you can reach 6-7/10.
>>6130240
wehlp, take the secret to your grave then
>>6130251
>secret
lmao
>>6130240
I didn't miss the context, incest isn't a big deal. Just get over it, take a hot bath, vomit, and just don't let it happen again
>>6130147
WTF...Are you ugly? How the fuck does someone become this desperate? Do you live in a trailer park? Do you live in some small incestful town?
How can you even live with yourself now?
>>6130251
Yes, and as I was saying, I'm disgusting and awful.
