Cis Lesbian General: Imaginary Girlfriend edition
What's your perfect girlfriend like? What would be your ideal first date? This is the theme song today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo6ZnBPGxeQ
This thread is intended for AFAB lesbian discussion. Here are some filters because it's dangerous to go alone
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Transgender lesbians, bisexuals, and men with questions can find the "chill" lesbians by searching for "chill lesgen"
The good ole days: >>6051881
Q should be: What's your perfect girlfriend like, what were your past girlfriends like, and more realistically, what type of person are you gonna end up with?
>>6061110
I can't stand that song. I didn't like it much to begin with, and local radio played the shit out of it for months.
>>6061156
>You were alive for that?
Dear god, is this what it's like to be old?
>>6061156
>You were alive for that?
Oh my god, you're such a fetus.
Why am I even posting in a fetal alcohol syndrome recovery forum.
Transbian here. You girls can't stop me from lusting for your booties and posting here.
>>6061156
>1997
>alive for that
You what.
>>6061187
>Are you into 21 yo?
You... were born the same year the Macarena was released in the US?
>>6061196
I don't think she even knows what it is.
>>6061196
Is that the landmark event of 95? Oh and rip in peace Prince.
>>6061196
>that memory of the pretty older girl with light brown hair ushering me into my first and last public performance of the macarena when I was like four.
I had no idea what I was doing, but at least I got to dance with a qt girl.
>>6061180
Realbian (real lesbian) here
Let's see that useless floppy girlstinker, boy.
Let's Macarena, then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck
>>6061256
>>6061243
All I'm picturing now are chubby middle-aged lesbians with mom haircuts dancing around. Which all in all, is not that bad.
Hey gals, I want a girlfriend.
>>6061272
>chubby middle-aged lesbians with mom haircuts
But I'm not chubby. And I'm not middle-aged.
>>6061285
Well looks like I'm going to proposition you for sex then!
>>6061291
Don't even try, I'm pretty sure we're not on the same continent.
Hey guys I want a girlfriend
>>6061317
>Do you want to have sex?
Well, nobody touched me for nearly 4 years, so yeah, kinda. But we won't talk about hours of sex, more like days. With a little sleep in between, of course.
Lesgen, I am always surprised by the lack of lesbian exposure on TV.
I mean, lately my mom has been watching a new program called "first dates" (not a great show by the way) where people go to blind dates in order to find their soul mate. The thing is that there have been several gay pairings but none of them were lesbians. And I can think of many examples like this one.
Is there a specific reason? I feel like this can be applied to the real world as well. Like lesbians are hiding (or perhaps they are hidden) for an unknown motive.
I should not talk because I am part of the "hiding group" but this fact certainly surprises me.
Hey i want a girlfriend
>>6061347
I feel like in general, for whatever reason, gay men tend to be more attracted to glamour and attention and publicity and lesbians tend to be averse to all those things.
>>6061338
I really really like you.
>>6061365
Damn, anon.
And yet I promised myself to never touch again ~21/23 yo girls since they always end fucking me up.
>>6061356
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>>6061378
Hey bb. I'm 25 and I remember the Macarena ;D
>>6061378
Not this one. I'm desperate to hold on.
>>6061390
You get back in line. Where the fuck are your manners?
>>6061422
And I'm desperate for lesbian contact.
>>6061478
Well what the fuck are we waiting for? Only one teensy tiny requirement tho...
>>6061483
As long as you don't look like the Queen Victoria, I'm okay.
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>>6061492
GOLD STAR ONLY
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>>6061508
STOCKHOLM
Looking at historical dance charts because of the Macarena, did America never really get into the whole eurodance thing?
>>6061604
I don't know how to dance.
>>6061642
>>6061642
Dance charts as in single rankings, not step walkthroughs.
How old are you /cis-lesgen/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10012022
Anyone ever make (or tried to make) a tulpa gf?
>>6062040
Technically the biggest problem in LGBT entertainment is the fact that too many shows are about LGBT-rights/social views/etc and not about actual human beings doing what humans do aka fuck things up when they try to do good.
I haven't met that many movies with lesbians that don't address homophobia at all. Everything is more or less about the social struggle of being not-straight. Good for growing up, but I'm too damn tired when all the good romances and drama can only be found in manga and vidya. God dammit, why can't we have quality movies and series where lesbians are human beings?
Also I kinda hate it when lesbians are killed because the main male character can't fuck them because they're lesbians. Or they're "lesbian until meeting the main male character"-girls.
>>6061575
UPPSALA
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>>6062087
S-ska vi fika, Anon?
>träffa en trevlig svenskar här i /lesgen
>utbytesstudent från Finland
>jaghatarmittliv.jpg
>>6062086
I feel you on everything. People are so used to pairing up men and women because they smiled at each other once. Lesbian characters definitely get killed/converted/written off sometimes because the writers just don't know what to do with them if they can't pair them with a guy.
And I feel like you rarely see gay adults on shows too, they're usually teenagers so they can go with the lazy "figuring yourself out/coming out to people" drama storyline. Teenagers don't interest me anymore, damnit, that's why I stopped watching anime.
>>6061954
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10012022
27
my maternal bio clock has me obsessed with my toddler nieces and nephews. I want to kidnap them and raise them as my own. make it stop lesgen!
>>6062129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo
>>6062175
When'd this start? I'm 25 and still nothin'.
>>6062175
God I hope that never happens to me. I hate kids, and I've always said if never have them so it'd just be a massive backflip
>>6062086
Yep, I agree. I liked Carol because it mixes both sides: on one hand, we have the whole marriage and custody problem. On the other hand, they are just two girls that fell in love with each other.
But then we have lots of "she is a lesbian because of this trauma", "she hates men", "she wants dick in reality" or "she is dead" tropes. And I just want to watch a TV series or film about two women falling in love, cuddling and doing cute things. I started watching The 100 before the third season aired and now I do not know if I can endure the rest I have left…
>>6062126
Also that. I have been reading lots of yuri manga and playing some games (like the Strawberry Panic visual novel, I have no shame). But the ones that I enjoyed the most are from the author called Nishi Uko. Adult girls going out with other girls because they want to! No highschool phase or peer pressure. And that is plainly great.
>>6062175
>>6062189
started for me around 25. I don't really blame a biological clock though. I had a career that I liked that felt stable and was in a great LTR with a woman that I loved. I think that is what triggered it. Now she moved away to pursue her dream job, and I've only got the career, but I still want to kidnap my brother's kids.
>>6062189
Maybe ours are broken, I'm 29 and I hate children.
>>6061128
I'm more curious about the whole "live life normally, don't think about it and eventually you'll find a girl who likes you back when you least expect it" talk.
This is literally what everyone in a relationship says.
How true is it, and am i in advantage if I'm good looking, but in disadvantage if I'm introverted and generaly socially withdrawn?
>>6061110
Your op admitted to spamming bait threads all over the board? Can you give one reason why the mods shouldn't delete this thread too?
Spam shit, lose all your threads.
>>6062220
I don't even hate kids (just teenagers), it's more that I just can't imagine that what I'd get out of it could be worth all of the sacrifices you'd have to make money-wise, time-wise, etc.
Maybe if I knew that my kid would grow up to be like an astronaut or a scientist working on a cancer cure or something, but imagine all that effort and she/he just ends up a 4chan-browsing sperglord loser like us?
I'd be happiest just befriending a family with cute kids who I can be the cool neighbor to and buy them robots and shit for their birthdays.
But then they'll gossip behind my back about "oh how sad she was never able to have kids she clearly wants to be a mother". Shit, I lose either way.
>>6062216
>Nishi Uko
d/a, but fuck yeah! Her and Houjou KOZ are the best.
>>6062257
>Can you give one reason why the mods shouldn't delete this thread too?
We'll just create a new one.
>>6062126
Also in most movies and series, romance is stupid subplot that should be abandoned. Hence the reason why I liked Fury Road so much: it give me one good "story" where women weren't useless and there was no bullshit romance between two warriors for life. Not that I care much for straight pairings, it was nice.
>>6062216
That's another thing making me furious. I know that gays are a minority and female sexuality is fluid but c'mon, point of being a lesbian is no guys in a relationship.
Makes me sad when writers make bad movies with needless romance subplots all over again. I hope that next Star Wars gives me the lesbian Sith/Jedi pairing of my dreams or at least makes Rey a Sith for life.
>>6062129
Never. I'm still just learning Swedish and my accent is terrible.
>>6062272
Fine by me, maybe you'll learn not to spam shitposts next time
So bored.
>>6062329
>toilet bowl open
Classy.
>>6062260
>it's more that I just can't imagine that what I'd get out of it could be worth all of the sacrifices you'd have to make money-wise, time-wise, etc.
Strangely enough, I can. I just don't feel a pressing need to have one myself. And I prefer to stay away from other people's if given the choice.
>>6062257
Maybe you should go cry about it in tlg with the rest of the sad little pathetic boys.
>>6062060
Wouldn't work, would miss physical contact at some point.
Although I won't deny saying I have tried it before as a form of fantasy.
Tulpas are imaginary friends, right?
>if you believe in it, it will happen
Thank god that isn't the case. Otherwise I'd have been murdered by Chucky before my 8th birthday.
>>6062260
I've had this theory that everybody wanting to be a parent should take a 4-year university course in parenting.
Most of the society's problems come from shitty family environment - or total lack of it. Of course some people are just fucked up no matter how you look at it. But I've worked for far too long as a security officer hearing the stories about how many of my customers have had shitty family backgrounds. I'm just too tired of hearing those stories and far too jaded to actually care all that much anymore.
Raising children is not a job: it's a lifestyle that's always on. There'll never be a moment when one isn't a parent: until the day you die you're a parent. And still your child my grow up to be a shithead and still blame you to everyone who is listening. Raising humans is damn difficult and making them to succeed in more and more global, competitive society is a task not many parents are prepared to. Or they are like tiger moms and dads which might be even worse for children - one day they wake up thinking about who they are despite their success. Or something like that.
>>6062369
Not even from there, just think that people who shit all over the walls need to be sent for a time out.
But go on, keep digging yourself deeper.
>>6062395
>just think that people who shit all over the walls need to be sent for a time out
d/a, but I have no objection to that (even though it rarely accomplishes anything). So report them and move on, posting about it just creates more shit.
>>6062329
That second mirror tripped me out. I would tho.
>>6062114
SWEDISH GIRLS PLS RESPOND
>>6062394
I wouldn't subject a child to two mothers.
My lifestyle is incompatible with the greater needs of society, thus I'll opt out of parenting, despite the fatalistic condemnations from wombs-on-legs with no will power.
>>6061110
>Transgender lesbians
I'm getting so fucking tired of this term, no we're not 'Transgender lesbians' we ARE LESBIANS and that's all, stop trying to divide us.
>>6061492
Don't insult Queen Viccy ok?
>>6062668
The transbians are the ones who started tlg, so I'm guessin' you're just a bored het guy. 2/10 got me to reply. Post girl on girl or gtfo.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10012022/r
50+ anon pls teach me how to please a woman
>>6062556
You shouldn't be allowed to have a girl kiss you if you don't see lesbian mothers as the best thing possible.
>>6062688
>bored hetero guy
Soooo... A transbian?
>>6062512
You're not getting any Nordic love ever, Anon, so quit it already.
>tfw never going be a Scandinavian
>so much jealousy
>>6062721
She's still in the denial phase. Give her some time and she'll accept her fate as a lesbian sex slave to an older, successful woman.
>tfw not a billionaire lesbian
>tfw not owning my own harem
>>6062688
>so I'm guessin' you're just a bored het guy
Well, you guessed right.
>>6062556
My Brothers GF was raised by lesbian mothers and she seems pretty normal, a little bit shy but nice/
Also do actual lesbians like strap ons or does it remind you of penis too much?
Are both of these posters one person? The layout is the same. Or is it just lesbian hive mind?
>>6062793
Don't be jealous anon, I love all women. I just need a perfect Scandinavian to take home to the folks.
>>6062798
Reconditioning camp certainly sounds like a possibility. All the self-loathing gays get a visit from mama.
>>6062810
Sex toys in general look goofy af. I want to touch a woman's body, not a hunk of plastic damnit.
I read a study that strap ons aren't even like a top-5 lesbian sex act, but I'm sure some women don't mind the shape because there's still a boobylicious body attached. P.S. post moar gifs
>tfw always be a tranny
>tfw no strong mormon bf to impregnate me and help continue the white race
>>6062825
Ponytailed Scandinavian best Scandinavian.
>tfw no Swedish gf with eyeglasses, blue eyes and messy ponytail
>>6062810
Dildos that look even vaguely like penises freak me out. That shit's gotta be a tentacle, or look like a magical girl's wand or something.
>>6062810
I like them when I'm having BDSM-sessions. Otherwise when making love I kinda hate them. Sure, some vibrator might have some uses but strap-ons are a no-no.
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>>6062921
>SEA
Southeast Asia?? The ocean??
>>6062939
>>6062945
>>6062953
>>6062962
>>6062761
Most of this thread is bored Hetero men
>>6062977
>>6063010
>>6062842
I have lots of strapon gifs and lezdom webms but I don't think I can post them on this board.
>>6062897
>>6062904
So you don't like penetration?
>>6063017
>>6063019
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION
>>6063019
>anime qirls being ugly ever
Vat.
>>6063038
You're ruining the purity of this place. Submit to the Lesbian Inquisition for suitable punishment, heretic.
o help me lesgen, I got diagnosed with herpes today at age 20 and I feel like my sex life is over. Is anyone else in the same boat?
>>6063048
WHAT ?
>>6063061
SURE YOU HAD SEX WITH A BISHIT
>>6063077
Don't be like that, I know you want spanking.
>>6061180
Why
>>6061282
Also
Why
>>6062411
Whatever, don't really care. The mods are gone so their shit keeps piling up in the rest of the board. If they want to keep people out here, then there's no reason to do what they want.
![[Coalgirls]_Aikatsu_020_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[A954ABD4].mkv00:04:10.626.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MAJJGOy.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Aikatsu_020_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[A954ABD4].mkv00:04:10.626.jpg")
Me on the right.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10012022/r
50+ anon, teach me how to please a woman.
>>6063333
Bets say it's a predator posting this
>>6062688
>The transbians are the ones who started tlg
That's not true.
It was started by someone from here as a "go here trannies" although the trannies have continued the threads.
![[Coalgirls]_Aikatsu_022_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[B58E3062].mkv00:00:51.468.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9tBTaki.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Aikatsu_022_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[B58E3062].mkv00:00:51.468.jpg")
These shows for little girls are pretty fucking gay, no wonder Japan is dying.
![[Coalgirls]_Aikatsu_022_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[B58E3062].mkv00:21:33.088.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q3T59kS.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Aikatsu_022_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[B58E3062].mkv00:21:33.088.jpg")
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>>6063042
Get that weeaboo shit outta my face
>>6063729
Fuck off, normie.
>>6063729
You're a girl for my taste. Can I buy or marry you?
>>6063026
I'm down with penetration. I just don't want a strap on to look like an actual dick with pulsing veins. It's disgusting.
>>6063894
Male posters are to be redirected to the thread where their questions can be answered. It's not this one.
>>6063864
I'm actually a gross purveyor of japaneezi shit. But in this context it should be avoided.
>>6063816
Only normies have girlfriends, anon. If you put away your disgusting habits, maybe a girl would like you.
>>6063816
Creepy man out
>>6063729
Here's a protip when browsing lesgen. Any time you see anime being posted it is ALWAYS by a poster with a Y chromosome. The dead giveaway is their autism. Whenever you see an anime picture being posted you should flag it so the man pretending to be a qt animu grill will leave
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-red-light-district/201411/link-between-autism-and-gender-dysphoria
http://www.medpagetoday.com/Psychiatry/GeneralPsychiatry/55673
>all this weeashit
Pig. disgusting.
>>6064069
Where do you think we are?
>>6064074
A place where anyone can say what they want without fear of consequence. I'm not saying to put on the nice for the sake of social acceptance and hope of recieving like kind, I'm just want people to question their judgements once in a while.
>>6064114
Girl, we're just shitposting. Don't take yourself so seriously, you'll pull something.
>>6064134
>Girl,
Please don't call me that, sir.
>>6064141
>sir
I'll have you know that I identify as an Apache attack helicopter. Respect my pronouns, shitlord.
>>6064145
>Apache attack helicopter
What pronoun would that be? BRRRT?
Say something lesgen.
>>6064306
I wonder if a Kryptonian orgasming would pulverize you fingers.
>>6064319
It might. Depends on what her body does.
>>6062512
https://youtu.be/mY4Qc5TPQi8
The beginning and end of the vid's all I can give you this morning.
>>6064324
I so desperately want to find out. None of my pornographic fanfiction has addressed this.
Like I mean if she's really losing it, really coming all over your hand, she's gotta be losing control of those muscles, right? Which is hot as fucking shit, but how does she keep from grinding your hand into a bloody bone-paste?
I mean, I think those of us in Super-fandom generally collectively decide to ignore the whole man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex issue. But I just need a reasonable explanation for this in the back of my mind.
Who even knows Kryptonians have the same pelvic floor muscles we do? They're only superficially human, right? I mean, all of canon indicates they have the same genitals, so probably, but
These are important questions for o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶e̶r̶n̶ ̶a̶g̶e̶ my masturbation sessions.
Supergirl is pretty cute but she's never going to kiss her step sister except in fan works so I have mixed feelings.
>>6064375
They have such an adorable sisterly bond, tho. I can't get behind the incest fantasies.
>>6064406
Is it wrong for people with sisterly bonds to kiss?
How does it feel to be bitter and paranoid, Cis-lesgen? Half the crowd here being trannies must make you so upset, no?
>>6064443
When transgirls act like girls no one even notices them in the thread. It's when they act like a bunch of pathetic girl wannabes that people complain.
>>>6064443
>act like a bunch of pathetic girl wannabes
Well, they do act like this most of the time.
>>6064456
>...yes
Why?
>>6064463
Because. Ew.
>>6064443
it's only when they post anime that I get upset. That makes me angry and also whenever there is sex talk in lesgen because any sex talk in lesgen is 100% of the time by some straight dude(transbian) masturbating. Pic related whenever there's sex talk in lesgen
>>6064478
Oh.
>>6064359
Maybe Kryptonian's vag muscles are not that strong because, well, why should they? It's not that they are usually used for something that requires much strength.
[spoiler]Ugh, I cannot into English, sorry.[/spoiler]
>>6064481
>sex talk triggers me
Better talk about periods then, trannies won't be able to shit on this discussion.
>>6064519
>tfw on medication to prevent me having periods becuase endometriosis and agony
>"One of the primary side effects is depression, so be careful, okay? If you notice anything like that come and tell me."
>implying this is depressing
This shit rocks.
Hey supergirl anon, you got me convinced to watch it, and I'm hooked. You're right, she's adorable.
The fucks with this Supergirl fanclub?
I'm a lesbian and I wouldn't mind fucking a trans woman.
>>6064750
TRAITOR
>>6064750
Of course you're a lesbian, like I'm actually a cute little dragon posting here with its bff the unicorn.
What drugs could intake to avoid fucking up a date by being an anxious nervous wreck
T. Shut in besides work and occasional model buying trips
>>6064750
How does that even work. Aren't you limited to just ass stuff? Their asses aren't even the same shape though. Also do they smell like a woman or not?
>>6064833
Valium v. small dose
>>6064904
Is that all? If so ill take that .
>>6064929
Yeah, should be fine on its own. It won't get rid of all the anxiety, but it makes it much more controllable.
>>6061347
Only faggots like to go on TV shows and display their utterly vapid "dating" world where 80% of them cheat on each other anyways kek.
>>6064750
>I'm a lesbian
how feminine is your penis?
My dream woman is one thats 3d, that'll be pretty and patient and laughs at my jokes.
>>6065320
You're asking for too much in a 3DPD. Enjoy being cheated on.
>>6065329
I think I already found it, anon. When you hug your waifu, does she hug back?
>>6065333
Yes
>>6065335
0/10 taste
May unhappiness befall you at all times. When you wake up at 40 years old with your pillow, may it suddenly feel cold, but it's just the lonely chill within your soul.
>>6065348
>implying any 3D bitch will love you more than a maximum of 7 years
Enjoy your STDs when she begins to cheat on you but stays for fear you will kill your fragile and overly-dependent ass if she were to leave you.
>>6065379
I'm pretty sure I'm a girl, at least I know I have a working uterus because I'm menstruating right now.
>Transbians successfully hijacked the thread.
Good job, hons.
Does anyone else feel the need to like, air out their vagina for several minutes after masturbating?
>>6065424
No, that would be lewd.
>>6065424
You know, that only happens to me when i clean down there. If air can get in there, i think you might just be doing something wrong
>>6061110
Perfect would be just not picky eater and willing to clean up more than me. Cause I love cooking but hate dirt after and hate cleaning so it's a chore.
Wants to adopt in the future. Shy tomboy type is my type. In sex a little more submissive but not strict about it.
I'm not picky about dates but I do like cheesy bullshit like carnivals and secluded little dinners out.
I like to cook for a girl but it's too much pressure for a date, especially first. I get all "oh god what if she's allergic or doesn't like onions or what if this comes out overcooked even though I cooked it a dozen times and what if it sucks oh god" and then while she's eating I'm too busy judging her reaction to the food to enjoy it.
>>6065424
Kinda. I keep my legs spread. It's too sensitive to keep them together for a moment after.
I wish there was like, a vagina vacuum to vacuum up all my vagina wetness after I masturbate.
>>6065447
I've noticed that the longer I need to keep my legs spread after, the better the orgasm was. If you can just get up and walk around normally right after you cum, you're not reaching your full potential.
>>6065458
This. If it really felt good, I'm probably not going to do much more than writhe and cuddle for another half hour.
>>6065552
It lacks panties.
>>6065705
That's a good thing.
Means it's adorable all on it's own.
>>6065705
I'm sure at least one of the characters wears underwear anon.
>>6065733
Lel.
Silly
![[Coalgirls]_Aikatsu_023_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[DCCAF8EA].mkv00:04:48.588.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yidikdq.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Aikatsu_023_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[DCCAF8EA].mkv00:04:48.588.jpg")
I want to pinch Ichigo-tan's fluffy cheeks!
>>6065775
The fuck is that?
>>6065775
If you're going to post anime, at least post anime with non-shitty art.
>>6065780
Rude! Aikatsu!'s art is pretty moe you nigg.
>tfw no gf to cuddle with in just underwear
>no one to hug me while I play vidya
>no one to have sensual bdsm with in red and black lingerie
Life sucks, doesn't it?
>>6065808
>sensual bdsm
No such thing, that shit is pretty disgusting.
>>6065808
FLORIDA
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Hell, just be on the east coast of the US.
>>6065857
I couldn't even masturbate to this because of how disgusting BDSM is.
>>6065859
I'm gonna make you my slave and you'll feel disgusted by how much you love it
>>6065858
>Boston
W-want to go to movies with me, Anon?
>>6065872
Yes, I do, anon. What are we going to see?
>>6065869
Doubtful, all that shit seriously puts me off. Vanilla is the way, a bit rough at most.
>>6065453
T. Straight man roleplaying as a lesbian
>>6065876
We'll just go to the theater and choose something. I'll focus more on you than on the film and ruin your movie night with constant kissing.
>>6065386
Post a timestamp of your bloody tampon or you're a fucking liar.
>>6065885
>Not liking the purest, lesbian form of BDSM
Get out of my internet
>>6065896
>REEEEEEEE
You're missing that + a pepe.
>>6065894
>Wanting to see a bloody tampon
L-lewd, Anon
>>6065386
OMG SO THAT'S WHY THERE'S ALWAYS A LEWD LAYER TO DAKIMATSURAS AND A MORE DECENT LAYER.
So you can...pretend to undress them....
Idk what to do with this information.
>>6065890
>I'll focus more on you than on the film and ruin your movie night with constant kissing.
Will there be groping too? I've always wanted to grope someone in a movie theater.
>>6065913
If you're a qt.
>>6065915
I'd let you be the judge of that.
You're at the club and this woman slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do?
>>6065902
There needs to be timestamped proof that anime posting anon is actually cis and not some faking mutilated man. I'm 100% sure all anime posters are really men and should be reported
>>6065929
Suggest a threesome.
>>6065929
Break a bottle of the club's most expensive wine over her head like a classy lady, of course.
>>6065931
Good thing I stopped eating at the movies
>>6065929
Suck her feminine penis
>>6065929
stand back and watch my /fit/ gf tosses her fat ass out of the club.
>>6065929
Nothing. She's the epitome of fat ass and my first would do shit against that amount of lard. Besides, there are to kinds of people in this world: actual human beings and people who look like Satan's fat and hairy asshole.
>>6065954
Well, I do wear eyeglasses and I think I can fit in a C cup.
>>6065968
Eyeglasses are god tier, cup size on the too big category. But I guess we can get married.
>>6065934
Not that anon but it's not like you can't fake a bloody tampon. At some point you just have to have faith.
I think a diva cup would replace the hat of one of my Marisa figures pretty well though.
>>6065970
Hooray! I hope you like having someone cook and clean for you.
>>6065929
Stick a pin in her butt and see what happens.
FUCK MARRY KILL
Middle Aged Lesbians Edition
Rachel Maddow Suze Orman Annie Liebowitz Kara Swisher Ellen Degeneres Melissa Etheridge K.D Lang pick three
>>6065971
>implying a tranny would have tampons handy to take a picture
>or midol
Trannies always like to shitpost in lesgen and say "ughh anyone else totally having a super heavy flow! I mean being a woman Amirite lesgen?" They always throw menstruating out there because it's something they'll never do. Besides I highly doubt that the anime posting tranny anon is going to cut himself and bleed all over his sisters tampon for proof. He probably just won't post any proof at all which makes me 10 for 10 on guessing anime posters are cis men.
>>6065992
Fuck Kd lang, Ellen, Annie liebowitz, Rachel Maddow and I'll throw in Rosie Odonnell too because I think she's hot. The others I'd probably kill.
>>6065994
People use tampons for things other than menstruation. Besides, they could belong to a roommate or relative. It's not that hard to make fake blood either. I bet you're just that anon that's super into period blood and dirty pads.
>>6066029
Very true, I use them for masburbation
PSA about the recent slew of shitposts. If they can't straight out claim to not be a lesbian and cause dissention, then they will start accusing posters of not being lesbian. Please make sure you do not respond to the very poor attack. Updating the filters for variations of "man" as needed.
>>6065992
That's too many options. Doesn't make it a challenge.
>have really doting older sister
>constantly wants to hug and spend time together
>makes jokes about spooning
>sniffs my clothes and makes weird faces at me to throw me off
>friends make jokes about her having a sister complex
>have really intense dream about her hanging out in my room
>dreamsister draws near
>puts her hands on my shoulders, starts to push at them
>dream-me gets nervous, but complies
>get leaned back, she lays on top of me, lips next to my ear
>I ask what she wants like a clueless fuck
>dreamsister whispers, "Your virginity."
And then I woke up in a sweat with my thighs burning and couldn't get back to sleep. I'm not a sister-fucker, am I?
>>6065977
Clean yes, but touch my kitchen without my say so and you're dead. And by dead I mean so dead even the worst NEET with blood fetish would puke.
>>6066101
I sure hope so. Even if this is fake I got that sister incest fetish to care for. There was that one anon who fucked her sister. And is still fucking her sister. There was another anon who mentioned dating her sister but being a nervous wreck every time.
>>6066109
Y-yes, ma'am. I always try to be respectful of other people's house rules.
>>6066128
It was just a dream, and I hope my real sister wouldn't do something like this.
I'm starting to think I might share your fetish though, which is... insanely awkward for a sheltered college girl with a sister nearby.
>>6066101
>I'm not a sister-fucker, am I?
Of course not, anon. You're an *aspiring* sister-fucker.
>>6066128
>There was that one anon who fucked her sister. And is still fucking her sister. There was another anon who mentioned dating her sister but being a nervous wreck every time.
Pls explain 4 newfag
>>6065894
>implying I use tampons
Gotta preserve my hymen for when my waifu deflowers me, but I do have bloody pads.
>>6066146
Disgusting heresy
My vagwater smells like vanilla wafers today. Wtf.
>>6066162
No, using tampons is the heresy. Must feel uncomfortable as hell having something up there all day.
>>6066168
Mine smells like chicken soup sometimes.
>>6066144
What I can remember is that the little sister was super gay even as a child and had a crush on the older sister's friend. So when she was around they would play truth or dare and friend would dare the two sisters to kiss. They would do it but LS wanted to kiss the friend. Every time the sisters ended up kissing tho. So LS began liking it. And asked her older sister if they could play truth or dare even when the friend wasn't around. OS said that was stupid if it was just them, which made LS feel bad. So OS agreed and they began kissing regularly. All the way up to high school. But OS got a boyfriend and told LS they couldn't keep doing that gay shit. Which sucked for LS. But when they broke up LS comforted OS while she was crying in her room. OS hugged her and there was some tearful confessions then they kissed again and fucked. So they separated during college but whenever they came home they'd have sex. Then when they finished school they moved away from home and live together now as a couple and cut ties with their family. Since they have the same last name people assume they're married.
The second one was an 18 yo who said she had a date with her 21 yo sister. Admitting it was hot but it was stressful keeping shit on the dl.
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Ichigo is my sunshine.
