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Cis Lesbian General: Careers and Jobs edition

Tell us about your line of work. Do you enjoy it? What would you like to do? And for our retired anons, what did you use to do?

This thread is for AFAB lesbian discussion. Filters are encouraged for good clean fun.
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Transgender lesbians, bisexuals, and straight men with questions are welcome to post with "chill" lesbians in "chill" lesgen
>>6029892

Our previous general: >>6022438
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I was debating what freja to start off with
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But then I thought why not just post them all
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>tfw I will no longer be able to stare at Kara's incredibly qt expression in our new thread
Truly this is the greatest of all human tragedies.

Uhhh, I do math and tech and stuff. It's fine. I'm hoping to switch careers in the next few years.
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>>6031905
Wasn't it just you posting all of that? I panicked when my sister said she wanted to borrow my computer, ended up having a .bat file eat my entire collection. I'm pretty triggered tbqh.
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>>6031959
Nah I was only like half of them. One or two other anons were posting Our Lord And Savior too.
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>>6031966
Yes well you could make that your job. Whatever makes you happy.
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>>6031959
Dafuq kind of bat file did you run?
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>>6031975
Legit looking to go into television, lmao

SO KINDA
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>>6031807
I just made like 1000 bucks saling parking on my property for a local festavil thing. Also drunk. Thisis my career today.
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>>6032012
Also this will always be my career every time of the year. Even if Ib become a millionare someday I will still come hom e and sell parking here. Tradition. Doesn't matter how rish I geiet.
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>>6032015
>into television, lmao
Oh but ultimately my career its in consulting engineering.Work ofr a company constulting hvac junk and shit for large businesses. Goodmoney. The work is insteresting. Got super stupid into controls in school so I like it. Too much traveling tho.
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>>6031905
>>6032007
Math and tech into a creative field? That's quite the 180.
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>>6032041
Yeah I've always kinda flip-flopped between the two.

STEM pays very well but it's ultimately unfulfilling. It's fine enough for a job, nothing too terrible about it. It's just really not what I want to be doing. I didn't really have the luxury of choosing what I loved over practicality as a young adult.

I love TV like nothing else and I love writing. Perfect match.
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Holy fuck. Went for a walk in the dark and was reintroduced to some of my favorite bands. I found starfucker, the last bison, ratatat, Johnny Flynn, and so many others through a German radio stream I used to listen to while playing dwarf fortress in 2011. I'd play it while at my boring data entry job straight out of high school that I got to save up for college. Too many good memories. Wolf Parade and Arcade Fire concerts, nights out with a fake ID around chicago. Too many good and bad times wrapped up into songs.

What bands do you have emotional attachment to? What songs make you erupt into ecstacy and force you to dance?
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>>6032091
Oh and I'm currently studying geophysics and get paid time in the lab and tutoring. Got a thing for the summer at the field museum for geology so I'll get to work with some of my heros. Professors really like me for some reason (?) and keep hooking me up with shit.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8I2hzMCiNH4

For people who want a nice song
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>>6031807
I do a few things, but mainly I just ensure files adhere to certain formatting standards. I don't enjoy the work itself, but I do enjoy the flexibility that this particular job allows and the occasional puzzles it generates. I don't really know what I want to do.
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>>6032058
OK, I get that. I wish you the best of luck, anon.
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>>6032091
>dancing

Believe it or not, some of us value the craft and history more than jumping around like retarded rhesus monkeys.

>tfw no gf to write 10/10 album critiques and feel superior with
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>>6032091
I have a small folder of songs that I quarantined, because listening to them makes me remember how intoxicating it was to feel good about where I was in life and to care about goals enough to really throw myself at them. It was only for a few months and I have absolutely no idea how to achieve that again and it makes me feel terrible so I don't listen to them.
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>>6032091
Not a matter of nostalgia but post-rock self-hatred is powerful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pDiCtkJB-w

It's staring through a rusted car window at a junkyard, with the only hope to cling to being the end of today, and the possibility that tomorrow might not be as bad as what you know it will be.

Left-over teen angst.
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IF SOMEONE SAID THREE YEARS FROM NOW
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I'm an assistant teacher in a 2 year old classroom at a private school. I'm broke as fuck, but I really like it.

I went to school for geography though and would probably be happier doing something related to digital cartography, urban spaces or the environment. The only problem is that I don't have a ton of experience outside of the classroom so it's hard for me to find a job in that field where I live. Even entry level.

I thought I had found one last summer, but the guy that hired me wanted me to do sales. I'm not a sales person. I told him that. But he basically tried to jockey me along into doing it and lied about what I would be doing during the initial interview. Which I didn't appreciate. He apparently just wanted me to be the "pretty face that would schmooze with policy makers and sell his product". I bounced once I realized that.
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>>6031978
http://www.howtogeek.com/105633/how-to-create-a-password-protected-folder-without-any-extra-software/

>>6032582
Hello pretty face I could hire you for an open girlfriend position and give you the schedule to do what you love most.
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>>6032724
>I could hire you for an open girlfriend position

What's the hourly wage for this?
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>>6032557
YOU'D BE LONG GONE
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>>6033111
Stop.
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>>6033128
Nah.

I wasn't replying to myself btw, I just recognized the song that other anon posted.
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>>6033158
And it's awful by an awful artist, you pleb enabler.
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>>6033240
>waaah stop liking things other people like
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>>6033250
No, you cretin. Music is not subjective, taste is subjective, and sub-standard plebeian garbage should be called out as such.
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>>6033255
I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.
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>>6033272
wow eric response dude you really got me changing the subject 101

I don't go to parties, but there are plenty who would agree with what I said.
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>>6033284
Yeah, I went to university with them and they were boring and overbearing which is why I'm not friends with them anymore either.

I don't see anything wrong with a good pop song.
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>>6031807
>>6031814
>>6031817
I loved dressing like that when I was young and traveling. I dress more conservative now. That style really drew in the clients. Yeah, it was advertising. ;)
>And for our retired anons, what did you use to do?
Escort back then, bum mooching off my wife now. Well, she sets me up like a princess now. I finally get to be what I so often played at being. It's kinda cool, and eerie too. To have been the part 25 years earlier... *sigh*
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>>6033293
It's only boring to people who can't stand critical opinions that don't jerk them off.

It's not even a good pop song. Pop in itself is a wide category/sub category with varying standards of criteria.

Empty headed fluff appeals to empty headed people, who have the unabashed desire to wallow in their shit.

Overbearing? Sure. Do I give a fuck? No.
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>>6033332
>It's only boring to people who can't stand critical opinions that don't jerk them off.
What the fuck?

Or maybe empty headed fluff appeals to people who have too much other shit to worry about the rest of the time than getting into critical theory every time someone mentions liking a song? Or even being aware it exists, apparently.

Are you that 20 year old again?
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>>6033359
Changing the subject, again. That was exactly my point, empty shit for the person who doesn't care, applicable to music, television, movies, etc. as well.

It's not hard to retain decent taste whilst have other shit to deal with.
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>>6033378
Not that anon, but you'll always find a way to argue about everything, right?
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>>6033381
I had expected the advantage of 'cis lesgen' was that 14 year old boys would stay out of it.
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>>6033398
Are you seriously being this assblasted cause somebody quoted a stupid song you don't like?

Calm down kek.
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>>6033398
Okay, I don't even know the song you two are arguing about since I don't listen to pop, but this whole argument about shit taste or not is pretty ridiculous and sterile. Calm down.
Changing the subject (yes, I dare, hit me please), is Carol a good movie?
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>>6033381
>>6033398

No, but that isn't a bad thing, necessarily.

You don't have to be a 14-year-old boy to see what I'm saying. In fact, this is the default mentality for /tv/, /mu/ and /v/, that require that attitude to appreciate art in depth.

I've barely even gone into any depth at all and you're acting as if I'm fucking Yahtzee Croshaw.
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>>6033417
>DURR LET'S JUST GET ALONG GUYS NO DIFFERENT OPINIONS
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>>6033417
Watched it during the week and it's pretty awesome.
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>>6033430
>PLEB PLEB PLEBBITY PLEB PLEB
isn't really the same as actually having a discussion about differing tastes in media or the merits of different genres.

>>6033424
No, but you're acting like a 14 year old boy whose opinion and world view are the be all and end all and we should all bow down before your obviously superior intellect and taste.
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>>6033447
That wasn't all I was posting, pleb. I used pleb a lot, sure, but that's standard, half-hearted deprecation.

And you're acting like someone who can't fucking understand that a snarky attitude doesn't devalue the points.
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>>6032976
Your weight in orgasms.
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who /homophobic parents/ here

;_;
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>>6033454
Snarky attitude great fun at parties
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>>6033524
>hurr durr changing the subject again
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The latest and greatest troll tactic is to be confrontational and snooty for no discernable reason. I'm mildly amused.

>>6033509
Aw. Chin up. If they really loved you they would accept you. If you really love them you won't abandon them.
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>>6033509
check your /full family/ privilege
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>>6033509

Not I, though I didn't come out to them until long past the point where I was a safe independent adult. Now they're almost too supportive, in that anytime I seem offbeat or sad they mention "you know we don't mind that you're you, right? we love you no matter what, if you like guys or girls it doesn't change what we think." Uhhh yeah thanks mom and dad but my sadness has a little more to do with other life stresses, thanks for the random support about something that literally never worries me though.
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>>6033509
>interacting with your parents on a deep enough level to have any idea what their lgbt politics are

not even once. I don't konw if they're homophobic. I don't know if they are racist or sexist. I don't know if my parents believe in god or not. I don't know who they vote for. I live at home and see them daily. don't talk about serious stuff, just the weather and tv sitcoms.
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>>6033524
>>6033534
>>6033538

You incestuous little faggots are fucking insufferable.
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>>6033570
>incestuous faggots
What are you implying?
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>>6033561
Strange.

My dad and I practically are inseparable, constantly discussing issues and interests. I know all about my mother's opinions, too, even if we don't discuss them much.
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>>6033577
I'm not implying anything, I EXPLICITLY said that you're incestuous, unimaginative circlejerkers.
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pls how do i kill myself
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>>6033654
First, call a phone sex hotline and demand suicide prevention services.
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THIS THREAD IS SLOW

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT POST-COITAL OVERSTIMULATION AND THE FETISHISING THEREOF
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>>6033802
Yes. I love it when you talk dirty to me anon.

>>6033601
Where's the incest coming from? You got mama on the brain huh. It's ok. We here at cis lesgen can be your mommy.
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>>6033654
Try a gun
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>>6033802
Do you get a kick out of over stimulating your partner? Or do you want it done to you.

For those who like domming: what's your favorite thing to do to a woman? What is your favorite aspect of domming?
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>>6033837
We've been over this a hundred million times. No guns. Idiots won't do it properly. Unlucky in life, unlucky in death.

>>6033847
If I weren't a virgin I'd tell you it's degrading them.
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>>6033310
Do lesbians hire escorts?
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>>6033852
I think that's the anon that said she ended up marrying one of her female clients. A good story time.
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>>6033837
disarmament law in my country and i have no contacts
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>>6033865
You asked this before didn't you. And I told you to get a goddamn rope.
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are you an aspergirl
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>>6033879
Nope. I think I might have adhd though, but they don't really diagnose girls with it here.
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I am depressed. It may sound funny, but lesgen is my only relief. Mainly because I can post as an anonymous person. You know, they always tell you to talk to someone, but I don't have with whom and I don't even know how to describe my feelings. It fucking sucks. My head hurts and I can feel the pain pulsating through it.
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>>6033879
Eh, I could say a lot of it applies to me, but I'm sure many people can say the same. Doesn't really mean anything. I don't have gastrointestinal issues, so that's a big sign that I don't have it according to this chart.

Still successful in life for the most part. And who the hell doesn't sing or skip if they're happy? Is this a troll image?
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>>6033879
Naw. The core of it doesn't seem to fit me. I've never been depressed or had steep obsessions (if you don't count things like yuri). And I don't experience overload. I get tired from a bunch if social interaction because I'm introverted, but I don't shut down.
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>>6033879
Wow... I think my mum has asbergers. That makes a lot of sense.
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Sorry to bother you ladies, but what are your thoughts on pubic hair?
How would you react to a hairy pubed gal?
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>>6034339
Keep it nicely trimmed and I'll be munching on that carpet.

I can't shave mine. It would chafe terribly when I work out, so I stopped shaving it.
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>>6033879
this all seems pretty correct for me personally
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>>6034339
There's clearly a ladystick in that bikini
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>>6034397
i put coconut oil on mine to stop the stubble from being a problem (i ride a bike to school so there can be rubbing).

It works great, but if I put too much it looks pretty odd. I used too much one time, rode to school, locked up my bike, noticed my crotch looked like I had pissed myself, unlocked my bike, rode back home without going to class.
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I need a new career. Mine isn't going to work out.

What do?
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I am so sick of submissive girls! I want a fucking Domme to fucking fuck me!
>but anon, you are submissive
YES AND I'M SICK OF MYSELF TOO

I'd LOVE it if I was a Domme and was able to make these subs service me. But I don't give a damn about that. I want to be told I'm a good girl, I want to serve my Mistress, I want to be used, I want to be tied up, I want to be strangled.

If I had disposable income I'd be tempted to get myself a professional Domme.
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>>6034583
there's an imbalance between submissive and dominant women. I can think of several solutions.

1. get a switch gf or a submissive gf who can "fake it" as a domme and take turns.
2. conventionally ugly dommes should date conventionally attractive subs (subs shouldn't be picky since dommes are in short supply).
3. conventionally attractive dommes should have a stable of submissive gfs to take care of her (domestic work, car washes, personal assistant, sexual service, etc), or get paid as a pro-domme.
4. submissive girls should "fake it" as a domme and get a submissive gf who is much more conventionally attractive than you are.
5. remain single and sexless, and whine about it on the internet.
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>>6034618
>5. remain single and sexless, and whine about it on the internet.
Sounds most likely.
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>>6033847
Incredibly late reply, but I want to rekindle the discussion.

I like to see them driven completely out of their mind with stimulation, to the point where they're a raw nerve begging to be forced over the edge over and over again, leaving them a desperate, sobbing, dependent mess.

The thought of her clinging to me afterwards, shaking and vulnerable and breathing heavily is very arousing indeed.
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>>6034618
>there's an imbalance between submissive and dominant women
it's best with fewer dommes really. if there were too many dommes, they'd come off as desperate and thirsty. it'd make them really unattractive. subs would feel entitled, and be much less subservient. It would mess up the power balance.

>>6034583
Just be thankful you aren't a submissive straight woman with 1000's of thirsty dominant men flooding your inbox with creepy, overly-sexual, yet totally unsexy solicitations.
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I want to be a dom with a herd of subs.
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>>6034808
I want to be a sub with a herd of doms.
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what's the consensus on tranny's fingerprints?
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>>6034850
I just want Chloe Price to angrily fuck me over a silly dispute about the car radio channel.
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>>6034878
I want LiS to have a good ending.

Why the fuck are games so fucking shit and tragic nowadays? My life is shit already, I play games to escape it so I can feel good for a while but noooo, French faggots want me to feel bad because they can't write for shit.
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>>6034898
The game was always going to feature tragedy, and it has always been a trope. The tragedy in itself isn't the problem, it's the forced, retarded binary by the IMAGINATIONLORD:) to make YouTubers cry.
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>>6034583
How about just a top?
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>>6034911
Tragedy is a fucking shit trope in LGBT stuff. Enough already, homos die, everyone gets it by now.

I'm mostly upset about the "hurrdurrr your choices matter!!" shit when they don't actually matter at all in the end. Same with Mass Effect.
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>>6034987
It's common in romance, period. Also, you've forgotten the unfortunate reality that WARRYN can take presidency over Chloe and in fact be more of a focal point for romantic interest, mein friend :^)

>tfw no Warrynbro to watch Cannibal Holocaust with and other extreme exploitation social commentary movies
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>>6035002
>warren
>doing anything but spamming texts about GOING APE

And Cannibal Holocaust is shit tier.
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I make a living my investing and trading stocks. Some months I can make a lot, others not so much, but I make my own working schedule and am my own boss. I also buy and sell showjumping horses as a hobby on the side.

I enjoy life :)
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>>6035031
Cannibal Holocaust is one of the most important cult pioneers of both influence and standalone quality. I was obsessed with it when I was 13, though, so I'm pretty biased.

I know it may seem like an obvious message but there's more depth to be seen if normies stopped screaming over "MUH ANIMAL ABUSE TURTLE BALAHAHAAH"
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>>6035031
Don't reply to trolls. Everyone who tolerates Warren doesn't actually belong in this thread.
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>>6034929
Yes, hello, I'm listening

>>6034808
Hello to you too, please take me in

>>6035068
>I also buy and sell showjumping horses
If I wear a bit will you let me sleep in your stables?
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>>6035105
I don't tolerate him in context of the game, but he's the sort of friend I've had before.
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>>6035107
I'm curious, when you say you're looking for a domme, how do you want to be dominated? Do you want someone to take the lead during sexual activities? Do you want someone to lead you through daily life, like picking out your daily outfits and setting other rules?
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>>6035107
do the mucking out and sure.

it's funny, i generally never tell girls on the first few dates that i have horses. her interest can go from 0-99 real quick once she finds out. they're useful to get laid though
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>>6035135
It might be fun to try and do some of the day to day stuff, but I'm independent enough that I don't need nor want a 24/7 Domme.
I think it's a good idea to have separate times when the Domme is in charge than situations where we are equal.
Plus in subspace, I have a harder time speaking out for myself, so that wouldn't be good to be like that all the time.

I like to separate the fantasy and the reality. Aftercare is important so we can cuddle together and discuss what happened. So she can assure me that she didn't actually mean that thing she said. To ask if that slap was too hard. So I can assure her that I know she wants the best for me and I know she isn't wantonly using me.
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>>6035155
I feel like the only girl who doesn't like horses.
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>>6035155
>do the mucking out and sure
I used to work with an animal sanctuary, so I have experience with that. I'd be happy to.

I also have the benefit for not being a crazy horse girl. I love and respect horses, but I would never own one personally.

Now if you said you had an elaborate high end cat sanctuary? I might have to follow you around a bit.
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>>6035177
No, neither do I.

There are plenty of grills who don't.
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>>6035186
I literally said it on a night out a while ago and my friends were like "BUT HORSES!"

Thanks for making me feel accepted, internet anon
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>>6035169
>To ask if that slap was too hard

Are you a masochist as well? Or would slapping be a part of a reward/punishment scenario?
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>>6035194
Uh, why are you so concerned about acceptance over horses? Who gives a shit?
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>>6035182
>high end cat sanctuary

are you me? were i a billionaire that is exactly what i'd create

>>6035177
haha no a fair few don't, especially girls in the inner city
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>>6035208
>thinking I was dead serious
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Finally learnt the art of no-touching masturbation. And to think at 16 I was worried I'd never be able to get myself off. Feels good, man.

>>6034878
What sad ending? >Tfw happily ever after with Chloe
Not really though. I doubt Max would be able to move on with either option. I think they'd both destroy her.

>>6035002
Warren was clearly not the main love interest. It wasn't him Max envisioned making out with everyone in the dark room and making her jealous.

He was kinda annoying but also an alright friend. He reminds me of a lot of the guys I was friends with growing up.
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>>6035246
kegels?
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>>6033852
I had a few, but by far most of my clients were men. Not many super rich lesbians in the world.
Yep >>6033862

>>6034555
School again? What do you like? What do you excel at?
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>>6035177
Indifferent. The only animal I dislike are monkeys. I usually like dogs, cats, birds, goats, pigs, everything. Just not monkeys and some insects.
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>>6035246
I know he wasn't, I was being facetious.

He was basically me genderswapped.

>edgy obsessions
>pretentious academic fixation
>socially retarded and manipulative
>total beta

It was a portal into my own bullshit.
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>>6035215
>are you me? were i a billionaire that is exactly what i'd create
Let's make a team. Perfect.

I already have a few floorplans drafted up. I think I might have implemented it ina file of Sims: Pets one year.

>>6035201
>Are you a masochist as well?
I wouldn't call myself very masochistic. When I'm very turned on, well timed slap can make me shiver. But I don't like it to be a part of a punishment, and if I'm not turned on it can make me feel really bad.

I like it as more of a way to give myself to my Domme. If she slaps, it's because it's satisfying to her. I like the idea of her slapping my face, grabbing my jaw, tilting my chin up, kissing my neck, and then saying low into my ear, "That's my girl."
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>>6035252
Do lesbian clients want the same things male ones do? Feel free to ignore me if I'm bothering you.
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>>6035302
>and then saying low into my ear, "That's my girl."

Do you like dirty talk too?
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>>6035355
I haven't had a girlfriend who was any good at it, but I think I would like that.
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>>6035402
What would make it good for you? I've never really gotten an opportunity to try it, so I figured I'd sound like a total putz.
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>>6035302
cool but i think we should call it the Cat Plaza as opposed to sanctuary, shits fancy
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>>6035410
I'm reliving bad memories of trying to cyber with girls on the internet and not ever knowing what to say.
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>>6035685
I prefer erotic roleplay myself, I could never get into cybering. Good dirty talk seems to be an art all in itself, it takes practice.
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>>6035415
I've been banking on Château des Chats/The Cat Castle
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>>6035693
Is there a difference?
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>>6035739
Yes, erotic roleplay is more like your standard roleplay wherein people will invent characters, or use fictional characters made by others, for the purposes of writing them in certain scenarios. For erotic roleplay, the scenarios are typically sexual in nature.

Cybering, on the other hand, is phone sex with IMs instead of a phone.
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>>6034339
I keep myself clean shaved but I don't mind a bit of fur, just keep it clean.

Clitter litter is gross, y'know?
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>>6035269
>>6035177
Going on with that anon with monkeys.

I remember being pretty young and watching animal planet and there was this story on how this monkey ripped off this dude's arm. Haven't trusted them since.
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I've recently turned 18 and I want to start a lesbian relationship but I'm having troubles seeking out other gays. I know that having very short nails is a tell tale sign but is there any else?
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>>6034779
I love you. Please sit on my face.
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>tfw you're miserable and nothing you do makes you feel any better
>tfw sitting up hurts
i would like to get over this now please
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>>6035410
I think it's more about knowing what your partner likes. I won't like content about how I'm a dirty, filthy, awful, bad slut. Because that's not what gets me off.
It's acting and improv, really.
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>>6033879

>Flapping Hands

>Rubbing face (I actually just rub my hair but, same difference.)

>Anxiety

Huh, never really noticed most of the stim-ing stuff I do until just now.

How about that?
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Studying to be a paramedic with the goal of getting to hang around a hospital and find me a cute nurse to put a ring on.
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>>6035352
Depends a lot on the clients. For such powerful people in the real world, many of them wanted to be domed. Same goes for the women. Escorts are fantasy fulfillers.
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>>6036196
I'm this anon here >>6034583 >>6035169 >>6035302
I'm starting to consider finding a pro Domme. Do you have any advice?

Also do you have any stories about your women clients? Did any of them ask for Domme services similar to what I was rambling about?
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>>6035269

Saaaaaaame.
Mostly I only dislike annoying bugs, I'm pretty animal-friendly, but for some reason I really fucking hate monkeys.
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>>6035813
That's a strange way of writing. Are you not a lesbian yourself? If that's the case, the other lesgen would want to help you.
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My gf wants to have a threesome with one of her friends and I'm all for it... but i don't really know how i'd please both of them at the same time.

Have any of you been in threesomes before? Do we just take turns? Are their particular positions that work well?
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>>6036335
I'd be interested in knowing this, too.
I'm not against threesomes but, functionally, I keep imagining one person being left out compared to the other two. Unless you just decide to form, like, a wheel of vagina licking.
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>>6035813
When you flirt with a girl and say "Would you like to go on a date with me sometime?" Followed by a cheeky smile.

That's my go-to way of finding out if a girl likes girls.

Alternatives: asking mutual friends, stalking personal media for references of an exgirlfriend, and check if she actually set her gender preferences on facebook.
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>>6036335
>>6036342
What worked in my one threesome is that there was a focus. Two people focused specifically on serving/using one person.

Might help.
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>>6036355
>tfw your gf will never surprise you with another gf
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>>6036355
>Two people focused specifically on serving/using one person.

Eh.

Unless you're working really hard to convert a straight girl, that sounds kinda boring.
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>>6031807
>careers and jobs edition
>tfw complete NEET
>tfw feel bad about it

I want to go back to college and stop living at home with my parents, but... I dunno. I've fallen into a bad, lazy pattern. I hate my life right now, I'm turning into a robot.
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>>6036390
First step is the hardest. I was working and put off school for a while. But I enjoy school. And you start networking, meeting qt grills.
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>>6036390

I feel you. I'm trying to pick up my life, but it's hard.

>diagnosed add/ocd/bipolar
>probably also a sperg
>no money to get out and do stuff

I think I'm going to go back to therapy and try too be more direct and open with what my problems are. It just feels like everything in life is a struggle and I feel like such a whiner when I complain about everything.
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Straight man here. I watched too much lesbian porn and now I'm not even attracted to straight women anymore. What do I do?
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>>6036441
Find a bi woman?
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>>6036444
But I'm not gay
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>>6036444
>>6036447
A woman with a penis isn't a real woman
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>>6036447
>>6036448
Are you somehow mixing up something bizarre like a demi girl with the phrase bi girl?
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Updated filters.
http://pastebin.com/hmZKdbmE
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Cotton ceilings don't melt steel beams.
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http://strawpoll.me/7395507
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>>6036455
EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT A CIS LESBIAN IS A FUCKING DISGUSTING TRANNY
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>>6036468
>http://strawpoll.me/7395507

Where's the option for "if they pass and make attractive women"?
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>>6036473
>>>/other thread/

That isn't for this one.
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>>6036455
No I know what a bi girl is I just don't like penises
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>>6036481

Find a pre-op FtM
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Sometimes you need to cleanse the thread.
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>>6036501

>tfw all the cute older tomboys in blazers are taken by women who are prettier than me
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>>6036510
Long-haired tomboys or short-haired?
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>>6036471
>>6036481
But we're shirking her off onto a straight man. Isn't that good? Get her out of our dating pool?
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>>6036526

Either is fine. As long as she dresses mature and not like a hipster or a 14-year-old boy.
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>>6031807
I'm a wage slave living at home.

Trying to go to community college to get my basics and possibly go into the dental hygienist field because its biggest pay out and least amount of school.

So far I have 4 gen ed classes under my belt. Those 4 classes cost me $3,500 books, lab fees and campus comp included. I became a bit dissatisfied because I spent all that money and technically havent even done a full fucking semester. So I haven't gone back to my community college and am now rethinking what I want to do.

What I really want to do is write as I love coming up with new stories and symbolic meanings, but anything I write down I feel is not written well so I toss it aside until the next idea, rinse and repeat.

I wouldn't say I'm stupid, but the things I'm most interested in doing, are far out of my intellectual capabilities. The schooling alone for such fields are not within my paygrade.

I've never dated anyone officially besides a boy in 3rd grade so it really doesn't count.
I only recently found out I might be a lezzy after trying to schlick and the regular porn just wasnt doing it for me.

Curiosity got the better of me and I clicked the lesbian tab, it was like niagra falls, it actually freaked me out a bit how into it I was. I mostly just liked looking at the pretty girls making cute cumming faces so maybe I'm just bi, I don't know.

What I do know is something has to change soon, or this rut I'm in is only going to get worse.

Thanks for letting me vent ladies. Sorry for crashing thread with first world problems.
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>>6036533
We shall see.
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God, I love women with stern faces.
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>>6036560
>>6036567
>>6036572

Those fucking filters tho
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>>6036583
models love their filters
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>>6036603

Gahhh I hate them
All of the filters and angles and other manipulative stuff make me assume that most people that use them would probably be kind of ugly irl.
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>>6036608
It's kind of like the Kardashians. They're barely real people. Everything about their outward persona is a carefully prepared image designed to appeal to you so they can sell you shit.

>>6036603
Her head looks like it belongs on another body. Model from the neck up but a Swedish DJ from the neck down.
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>>6036646
That there is Ashlyn Harris. Her muscles have perplexed me for some time.
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>>6036691
It's the shoulders. They're way too squared for a woman.
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>>6036603
Literally a tranny.
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>>6036734
Nawwww.
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>>6036526
What about tomboy girls that have long hair and dress femme-ish-ly often?
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>>6036761
Fucking ugly tattoos.
I'm going to be so happy when this sleeve fad is dead and buried and all these idiots are walking around with their shame carved into their skin.
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>>6036770
She looks absolutely retarded, not to mention unattractive.

Her eyes and jaw give her a very unintelligent expression.
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>>6036779
Damn, harsh.

I think she looks pretty. Don't know about intelligence as I haven't met the bitch.
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>>6036779

Masculine traits only correspond to low intelligence for men.
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>>6035878
Another incredibly belated response, but I'd prefer you to do the face sitting.
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>>6036779
most lesbian fashion is pretty bad, but it pings other girls' gaydar so...

I don't think anything is wrong with her jaw or eyes.

the kiss-face expression is dumb, I agree.
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>>6036541
>but anything I write down I feel is not written well

I know a bunch of the feels in this post, but this one especially well.

Thing is, almost every writer knows this feel. All of us.
I've let it fuck me over before and just deleted things becuase i hated how they'd come out.
Thing is, I've written short stories that I look back at and hate how I wrote it, but they were published and got great reviews. So it has to be at least in part just my massive lack of self confidence and imposter syndrome.

What im saying is, never stop writing.
Even if you hate something you wrote, dont delete it and put it aside - try and write the scene again from a different angle, a different perspective. Maybe write the scene just before it instead to get a different feel for how things play out.
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>>6036784
She looks like a guy, in posture, face and attitude.

I can't get off to that, regardless of the plastic sheen of femininity she has painted herself with.
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>>6036804
I understand, butch girls are a big turn off for me, but I only enjoy girls from a distance, so I'm honestly not very picky, just a cute chick with long lucious hair is enough to make me double take.

Maybe its a sign I should throw myself out there, but fuck that, I don't even resemble my ideal woman so I'm fine on the sidelines.
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>>6036812
Indeed.

You know, a gay man once told me that there's a lot of slut-shaming in the lesbian community, but I honestly have never been exposed to such venom.

It seems like slut-shaming would be a bigger issue in the gay circles.
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>>6036823
Shitty people are everywhere and come in many different varieties, I'm not surprised.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgCrVdnUgv4
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>>6036856
What the fuck is this shit? Who is this attention whore/normietuber?
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>>6036856
This is why I don't watch any female youtubers except based loli.
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>>6036856
She is hideous.
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>>6036876
There are good female Youtubers, retard. Loli is shit, though.
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>>6036884
I'm too drunk to think of any right now though.
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>>6036913
Share the whiskey!
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>>6036920
No whiskey. Just wine and cider and beer and vodka and oh God what have I done?
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>>6036921
You didn't smoke before you drank.

Silly anon didn't you learn your cautionary rhymes.
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>>6036928
I'll be your cautionary rhyme :^)
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>>6036928
I'm mixing my grapes and grains sure, but I don't smoke. I'm a good girl. I'm just going through some stuff right now and trying to hold it together. Drinking was probably a bad choice.
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>>6036938

From now on, drink your sorrows away with pussy juice, not booze, ok anon?
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>>6036931
Oh my

>>6036938
Better than a lot of things you could have decided to do instead.
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>49 posters
>this slow

Grow some balls, ladies.
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>>6036960

It's like 7:30am in most of America yo
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>>6036941
If that was an option I'd be doing that instead. The fact that I'm not doing that right now is one of the reasons I'm drinking. I also might possibly be an alcoholic now.

>>6036943
I'm just feeling a little down right now, not out right self-destructive. I've never seen the point in doing anything actually harmful. Facebook stalking my crushes isn't harmful, is it? It feels like it is sometimes.
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>>6036961
Right

I pulled an all nighter because /an/ sucked me back into motherfucking 4chan.
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>>6036961
It's 6:44 over here
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>>6036963
It's just petty and boring.

Also,

>having a normiebook
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>tfw no tiny femme gf who tries to look taller in high heels but fails miserably
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>>6036974
What the hell. How old is she? That's ridiculous and frightening.
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>>6036964
/r9k/ kept me up all night.

I've developed a very bitter, schizoid lifestyle. I hate and detest every fucking retarded "DUDE WEED HAHA PARTY" pile of garbage that dominates society.

I am genuinely rooting for school shooters.
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>>6036986
I hope you only hate the people that "420 lets blaze it faggots" and not all people who enjoy the ganja.
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>>6036986
.....Damn.

See, I have a shitty life, but I know that's half my fault and half my shit genetics. Yeah, a lot of people are retards, but most people are p. normal by the time they graduate college and I've never felt any anger at anyone else just because they're more successful in life than I am.
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>>6036996
That's the problem, dipshit. Just fucking, partying, wage-grubbing, college-churning, bland cunts with very little worth outside their accepted fate.

Your genetics are at the mercy of the world around you, if environment and genetics can even be seperated.
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>>6037012
Careful with that edge.
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>>6037018
>"Dat EDGE LOL!!!"

It's not edgy. Your buzzword just makes you look like an idiot.
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>>6037039
>I am genuinely rooting for school shooters
Not edgy at all. Whatever, keep whining in front of your computer.
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either every one pulled an all nighter and are cranky or somehow we all synced are periods and the Blood Moon is rising.
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>>6037046
>implying I have a problem with whining in front of a computer
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>>6037054
Try that again without the shitty 3rd grade grammar.
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>>6037054
Well it's nearly my bed time here and I've been drinking so maybe I'm a little more belligerent than usual, but aren't we always a little snappy with each other?
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>>6037063
Well, it seems you're only able do this, so it's obvious you don't have any problem with it.
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>>6037077
Exactly...
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>>6037067
>Being triggered over misuse of are and our

So sorry masta, let me fix that right away masta.

People make mistakes when they havent slept for 27 hours.

Though I have a feeling your anger is more directed at the fact that your rag is showing.
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>>6037054
4chan is generally belligerent and cranky.

I'm not even on my period.
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>>6037088
Am I the only lady here who plays Terraria?
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>>6037084
>misuse of are and our

Yeah, that's a pretty retarded confusion, anon. I'm not sure if you're fourteen or just have an underdeveloped brain, but communicating via the means of writing requires correct grammar/spelling for comprehension.

Also,

>that rambling sentence structure
>it should be, "Either everyone is cranky because they pulled an all-nighter or..."
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>>6037092
I got the joke.

I just didn't want to play along because I'm a bitch :^)
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>>6037097
I already said I'm running on no sleep, and technically "everyone" and "every one" could work in both cases since I'm both referring to the group as a whole, as well as each individual.

You are correct about comprehension, so why waste a post bitching, when you clearly understood what I meant.

If I was writing like some eurotrash then you can complain, but until that day, stop being an elitist.

>>6037099
I don't trust that face
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>>6037128
That wasn't what I specifically criticized.

And I enjoy being elitist.
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>>6037184
I can tell, but that's you, so I can't hate even if it is annoying.

You do you anon, you do you.
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>>6037195
>you do you LMAO AMIRITE

Stop.

We all criticize one another, it's a natural part of interaction, you idiot. That's how people grow. Clinging to some retarded, trendy smarm like that is ultimately counterproductive.
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>>6037203
Christ, you're the Queen of Cunts. Please continue your rambling, grumpy anon.
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>>6037208
>I'll just call her a cunt
>that'll teach her
>YOU DO YOU AMIRITE LMAO
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>>6037216
I'm not even that anon >>6037195.
You're pretty retarded.
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>>6037220
It would still apply to you, minus the amirite.

YOU are pretty retarded.
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>>6037226
Oh, I'm so hurt I'm going to cry. So mean.
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>>6037235
Missed the point, faggot.
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>>6037248
The only thing you do in these threads is criticize and attack others anons, no matter what they say. You dismiss anything that don't go in your way, and no, that's not discussion. Hell, pretty sure you could insult someone just because that person ate something you don't like.
But continue, I'll just ignore you from now on.
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FACE STAINED IN THE CEILING
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Can you two stop derailing bestgen. I'll settle this: you're both retards.

Reminder that whenever you take bait on lesgen, a qt femme contracts cancer. Don't give the qt femmes cancer, anons.
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>>6037273
Okay, since you lack the mental traction to properly deconstruct a comment and can only focus on the insults, I'll break it down.

I make a point, seperate from my history and totally unrelated to MY style of bashing, like criticizing and disagreeing is a natural part of interaction and the idea that we should tolerate each other's bullshit is in itself bullshit, then someone will reply and attack me personally, then I'll reply and tell them that they've missed the point.

Then I'll be labelled a cunt.
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>>6037293
In all honesty, this banter doesn't seem too serious and is actually quite amusing.
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>>6037295

So how many of your texts have ended up on /cringepics, anon?

Assuming you aren't so mired in your asperger's that you don't have any friends to text.
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>>6037295
Mastermind.
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>>6037312
>fucking doing it again

It's like talking to a brick wall.

I don't even know what /cringepics is and I don't have any friends.

Does that answer your question?
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>>6037327
>I don't have any friends
You bet you don't.
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