Omg ur so cuth
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give me your fucking kiks
>>6002515
Persephonebb1965
Everyone reply to this post by impersonating a trip.
>>6002536
My name is Ufufu and I no longer post here.
>>6002515
misscock87
>>6002536
look at me gois im so ugly amirite, i love hentai <3 :D ;33
>>6002520
But FFS was done only my forehead. I'm much slimmer now. And I don't have doublechin!
>tfw your ribcage is fucking looong
>>6002536
I don't pass at all! Look at this photo of a cis girl I've posted one million times and see how manly I look.
Also, please gas the gypsies and Jews kthx.
>>6002536
dANKDANKDANKDANKDANKDANKDANKDANKDANKDANK I'M EPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIC!
>>6002536
im anon and im a big gay
>>6002500
Nikky pls
I'm a big tough burly man
guess which trip I am impersonating
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
>>6002550
sameeeee
ima measure ribcage brb
>>6002536
tfw no precum soaked penis to put inside my every nerd boy orifice
(someone please fuck me to make my life not feel meaningless and worthless...p-please)
>>6002558
>tfw emma took back ur measuring tape
oh no oh no oh no
>>6002555
>big
>burly
pls I could hold you down and bully you no problem, you're such a girly looking man I don't know how anyone could call you "sir" with a straight face.
>>6002536
*sucks dick racistly*
>>6002552
That was actually funny.
>>6002536
helo
>>6002555
Your teeth oh god! Why mine are all small and undeveloped. I can't even smile like you.
And your hair. You half-asian bitch! You look awesome!
>>6002560
A trip who isn't (You), silly.
>>6002579
>You look awesome
There are times when I just don't know what to think of some of the posts here.
>>6002536
Why don't I pass after a day yet? (posts angled selfie)
>tfw
>tfw
>tfw
(attention whores with weaboo images and pretends to be retarded)
>>6002536
When the voices get too loud and I yell at them the doctor says I have to take the blue pills.
>>6002555
who is the trans person in this image
>>6002555
God damn Angie you are cute as fuck. Like ridiculously cute. That's a really beautiful picture
>>6002536
Did I mention I have a disability? It's being unable to get hard without a girl farting in my face but accidentally letting out a little bit of shit that falls in my mouth.
>>6002605
fucking kek
>>6002605
most accurate yet
is this a meta thread? this doesnt seem right.
>>6002536
I can't believe I was so stupid.
I'm detransing and I hate all of you. Everyone here is living beautiful passing lives as women and getting SRS soon and I'll always be a man.
I'm going to burn all my clothes and slash my wrists in a bathtub full of ketchup.
...see you tomorrow
>>6002536
btw did i mention how great having a vagina is?
>>6002536
Autism speaks.
>>6002591
Autism speaks.
>>6002600
Autism speaks.
>>6002605
Autism speaks.
>>6002617
Autism speaks.
>>6002627
perfect lalalarry
>>6002536
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
I had the most thought provoking metaphysical realization while on DMT the other day. Now let me explain at length why Bush did 9/11.
>>6002627
Autism speaks.
>>6002634
not enough trump
>>6002633
I thought it was yume
>>6002536
I thought boys would be impressed by my Transformers action figures and massive pile of old dried cum rags but I guess not ;~;
>>6002536
OMG GUYS, don't you see? The JOOZ are behind everything, and we should all go on /pol/!! Btw you are all degenerates.
>mfw my sleeping schedule is mega fucked up and i'm supposed to hangout wit a friend today
>>6002536
DURR DURR DURR
DURRRRR
DUUUUUUUUU
DUUURURUU DURR
ps tinychat / therapedungeon
>>6002659
Hi Angie
>>6002652
I agree btw I am totally not repressed trans okay, I may have had dysphoria when I was younger and told my girlfriend that I thought I might want to be a girl and I might be escaping my problems by joining the navy but I am totally not repressed okay
>>6002660
Oddish deserves the shit Angie gives her desu. Unforgivable
>>6002658
invite em round and smoke mad og killa ak kush top secret weed
>>6002536
OMG how are you gurls? :))))
I just finished flashing my bony ass on cam in front of my adoring fans. (◠‿◠)
I made a ton of money. Now I am going to take a belt sander to my face to remove all the make-up. (▰˘◡˘▰)
Why is everyone being mean to each other?
ROFLMAO
>>6002536
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP.
Why aren't you degenerate faggots voting for Trump?
>>6002673
topkek
im so ugly and here's a load of blog posts about my boring ass life and i pass no i don't pass im a ugly man, fight me bitch, im so in love Aife is fucking my intersex dick right now guys btw did i mention im intersex. i'm intersex guys. here's a poorly shot and bad lighting webcam pic, fuck you im normal im not even trans fucking fetishists fuck you Robin
>>6002536
There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few who possess the predisposition, I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention!
>>6002674
What makes Trump a good presidential candidate?
And no memes please.
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh wow.
Mtfg is hilarious now. Just shits shitting on each other.
>>6002673
you forgot to mention the part where she says that minimum wage (what most of us earn) is stupid and she earns that in a day
>>6002682
ahahahaha
>>6002669
idk i don't wanna around him
>>6002673
THIS IS THE BEST ONE LMAO
you didn't include my fayeposting tho
>>6002685
i said that one time as a joke omg
>>6002691
Nah thats cool keep the dankest dro hidden I feel ya
>>6002682
Maybe if I suck enough dicks I can stop hating myself xD
>>6002691
edie how big is your ex bfs peen?
The qt redhead with the septum piercings
>>6002700
To be fair, that's half this board
>>6002682
>literally not even trying
>>6002683
Im a europoor but honestly whenever I hear people here legitimately talking about american politics especially trump its hard not to cringe
>>6002710
>he says while his country is being raped by rapefugees
Whenever I hear people trying to say we should be more like Europe I bust out laughing. Nah, I'd rather not be poor and getting raped by Somalis
>>6002710
germany pls
>tfw no one knows me so I don't get shat on
Feels bretty good
>>6002712
>He literally gets his news from former redditors
i feel like i really need to hug someone at all times like im basically always hugging a pillow or whatever and people get annoyed because i want to hug them am i autistic
>>6002661
not enough desu's tbqh desu
>>6002712
>all of Europe is Sweden and Germany
I'd rather be called an idiot then a American
>>6002718
Obviously
>>6002721
depends
are you attractive?
>>6002698
y-ya
>>6002702
the one in pic related? like not big at all lol. like small t b h. but i never cared rly.
>>6002723
>implying France, Belgium, UK, don't have muslim problems
>>6002723
same thing
>>6002723
white people amirite
>>6002716
that's so cute
>tfw no black boys to gangbang me
>>6002728
you forgot Denmark on that list too. I'm pretty sure Austria isn't too happy about its situation either.
>>6002726
yes he a qt. post noodz pls
>>6002712
God you're an idiot, they don't even want to go to most EU countries. Try googling it for 5 seconds.
>>6002712
>Jordan took in more refugees than the EU combined
>muh rapefugees
>>6002737
i couldn't do that honestly. he really loved me and idk. i broke his heart and was kind of awful to him. i feel bad enough as it is and postin his stuff would just be worse idk
>>6002750
>2 million is a big number
The fact that it could overwhelm most of the US states means nothing. It's literally not even 1% of the EU's population.
I am a parody of myself
>>6002751
Wows he's actually gorgeous
>>6002754
>tfw you can't tell whether this is a fake sheen
Also sheen, please stop putting yourself down okay.
>>6002739
>they don't even want to go to most EU countries.
this is true, they want Germany and riot if they don't get their way. last I checked refugees are happy to be safe
Hey /mtfg/
I wanted to try losing a few kilos and was wondering what was the lowest calorie acceptable for transgirl?
>Also I see there's been more drama than usual
>>6002755
admittedly i've dated some fairly attractive (i guess subjectively?) men. i like to make them look better than they are tho honestly cause i kind of treated most of them rly badly at some point. like ginger guy i just like.... kind of ran away after he fell for me and let him feel worse and worse and wasn't there for him. and guy in pic related was my major ex and i totally didn't actively help him in his life when he needed it, and i let myself get depressed and sink wit him. relationships suck fampai. main thing i learned is that if u get to date someone who you not only really like but who really likes you then you need to do everything you can for them. i'm not makin that mistake anymore wit ppl i date.
I'm too scared to lose my virginity because I don't want the guy to get poop on his dick.
HULP.
>>6002762
depends what this is
http://www.bmi-calculator.net/bmr-calculator/
I ate 800cals today : }
>>6002762
You're still human. Assuming your metabolism is girl now, find your calorie maintenance number, subtract 500 from it. If you can actually count calories worth a damn in theory you should lose 1 pound a week (sorry it's in burger units). Make sure to recalculate this every other week.
Based on your height and body size there is definitely an absolute minimum needed for your body not to shit itself. Definitely keep it above 500. You should probably keep it above 750 as well.
>>6002752
i dont really care so much about politics but if germany took in 2 million refugees thats over 2 percent fo their population desu.
>>6002762
i eat 1200 max per day, i usually dont eat more than 1000. also work out every other day of course. cut out as much sugar as you possibly can no matter your deficit, its the main thing thatll fuck you and biggest contributor to your weight. the "youll gain weight if you dont eat enough!" thing is untrue, just dont start binge eating after youve lost and youll be fine. also you oculd look into taking an EC stack, it can do wonders for appetite control and helping you lose. great taste in animus.
>>6002767
buy enema kit. give self enema.
>>6002763
youre better now at least, and i doubt youd have it in you to hurt your faye bae.
>>6002767
Eat light, have a good diet with less meat and more greens, clean yourself, if you're really worried, get an enema.
And wear protection godammit.
>>6002752
>2 million is nothing
most of them are in young adult to adult age range. If you factor in that 20 million germans are also in that age range that means 10% of 18-30 year olds in germany are Muslims. That's a huge demographic shift.
>>6002779
i mean i'm way better now but it took like ... the last guy i dated sobbing on skype to me because i had blocked him on everything else, and the guy before him saying he felt like i didn't care about him, and the guy before him telling me he couldn't stop thinking about me and that he hated himself for it, and the guy before him getting drunk and asking me why i didn't love him back to get me to stop being that way. and yknow the sad thing about it all is that all these guys were like 6'2"+, handsome, had their own lives and were good on paper and all this shit and like looking back that was the only reason i was dating most of them. because they looked good standing next to me and that was more important than like a real relationship for whatever reason. and then i met faye and none of that superficial shit matters. maybe i've always just been a lesbian or something and used men to validate myself lmao
sry btw i'm in a bloggy mood cause i'm sipping coffee at 9 am on a sunday
>>6002798
There is really no better place to vent than here
Sorry for my sperg rage earlier with sexual assault.
I overreacted and owe everyone something.
It was my fault honestly.
>>6002798
I've done the same thing desu. i feel like ive treated most of my exes really shitty and there wasnt any real purpose in it. i think its really common for trans girls to look at guys as a kind of validation or accessory, and its pretty common in cis girls too and guys as well. its easy to stop seeing somebody as a person and just look at how they can advance your image and trans girls are especially vulnerable to that given issues with their gender and presentation. doesnt make you a bad person, youd only be bad if you were still doing it. and now youve got a proper relationship and it seems to a good healthy one as well.
desu if nobody blogged here the thread would be so dead. im just waiting for my fave brunch place to open for some nice healthy chicken and waffles followed by 12 hours of starving myself
-side note
Eating greasy foods after a hangover is basically a cure.
Makes you stop feeling like total shit physically.
Headaches and grogginess get basically deleted
>tfw stick finger up my bum
>still no cum
Am I infertile
>>6002818
or you could just stay hydrated while you drink and never get a hangover in the first place.
Why do we have two threads right now?
>>6002824
I did stay super hydrated.
In 5 hours I had like, 4-5 bottles of water.
>>6002824
this doesn't work when u get older or if you drink a retarded amount like a child who can't deal with her emotions and stress
>>6002808
:c i guess ye. i usually just only talk about superficial dumb stuff tho i guess and that kinda blogging gets annoying i think.
>>6002816
i guess so. a looooot of my trans female friends are the same way and honestly like i guess that has prob influenced it a bit as well. and it's no one's fault really i don't think but i still feel really awful about how i've been in the past with this stuff. also we're not in a relationship yet or w/e but i'm just happy about the going out on dates/spending time together/getting to know her thing now cause no matter how it ends up going (even tho i reallllly want it to go well) i'm learning a lot about myself and i really value the time i get to have with her yknow?
>>6002825
Define "we"
>>6002825
there's 3 active mtf threads, the passing thread, translesbian thread, femboy (trans in denial) thread and trans help thread
we basically run /lgbt/
>>6002826
weird then
>>6002839
remind me to not get older or drink a retarded amount then. ill stick to sipping fruity stuff
>>6002840
even if youre not in a romantic involved relationship you still have a relationship with her, but i get what you mean. and that sounds like a pretty ideal thing, especially when youre not sure about stuff.
>>6002825
because somebody made the other one and didnt title it and somebody made this one and people came here instead
please respond
>>6002721
>>6002721
please respond
>>6002721
>>6002721
please respond
>>6002721
>>6002721
please respond
Hi :3
>>6002877
Hey ^_^
>>6002877
love u carol
>>6002877
Good evening
>>6002721
youre just lonely anon. it sucks but it doesnt make you autistic
anyway, off to brunch
>>6002721
Hug me anon , I could use a hug as well.
>>6002721
hugs are the best and anyone that doesnt let you hug them shouldnt be trusted
Why do I like cute yuri so much. I'm not even full-on transbian, I'm not too sure I'd enjoy sex with girls, but I'd totally cuddle up and kiss with one.
>>6002922
because girls are nurturing and sweet and caring and it appeals to the cutesy side of you, esp if you find girls appealing too
>>6002921
This. So many hugs at yesterday's party. I slept easily for a change. Needs to be an everyday occurrence.
>>6002949
of course, everyone can always be a shitty person
Is it better to have big thighs or small thighs :?
>>6002840
Glad to hear that you're sorting out the troubles you had in past relationships, and that you're growing from your experiences in this one. You always read as so upset with yourself - it's delightful to see you pursuing a relationship that seems to actually be making you (and her) happy. I wish you both the very best.
Oh, and thanks for the recommendation yesterday. I'll be looking into it extensively.
>>6002956
Medium thighs. Not bony, not thunder thighs.
Though from what I've been told by guys, big thighs is better than skelethighs.
As long as you're not fat nor skeleton it should be okay I guess.BMI 20 best BMI.
>>6002956
depends, people have different preferences
I think meaty thighs are the best though, personally
MFW: After chin/jaw surgery I'm gonna dye my hair purple!
>>6002956
Bigger is better bb.
I have finally decided to try out Tumblr. What are some good trans blogs that I can follow?
And yes, I know 4chan hates Tumblr. Fight me.
hiii
>>6002965
Why go through all that trouble only to make yourself instantly clockable?
s-so do i have cute thighs :?
>>6002775
I ate 1000 cal
>I would've eaten 800cal if I didn't have those 2 choc truffles balls...
>>6002778
well that gave me 1400 cal per day, does that mean I should be eating more?
>>6002779
we don't get EC stack in australia, something about it being able to be used to make methamphetamines....
>great taste in animus
It's the only decent one I could find from the last two seasons... ;-;
>>6002969
>Trans blogs
Why would you want that. Unless you're one of those people whose whole identity is being trans.
>>6002965
>>6002971
It just looks sooo cool to me. I don't know why.
>>6002815
>I owe everyone something
No, you don't.
>It was my fault honestly
No, it wasn't.
Please don't blame yourself it was entirely my fault
>>6002970
I'm going to sleep now but still hello
>>6002974
a-anyone?
>>6002978
Yeah maybe I overdid it. But I like this look.
tfw no chaser boy to facefuck
>>6002977
Tips on how to pass
>>6002986
ask kayla
any chaser here? i got something soft and wet for you to suck on
>>6002986
Google is better at that.
From what I've seen, trans blogs on tumblr are either just personal blogs or bitching about SJW stuff. Hell, I've seen them hate on trans people who actually have dysphoria (they call them truscum), saying that you don't need dysphoria to be trans and shit like that.
Not saying tumblr is shit, it's okay if you only follow funny/cute blogs, but I wouldn't say it's too good for trans stuff. Tumblr trans is different than actual trans, if that makes sense.
>>6002974
pls?
*plays sad piano*
>>6002970
oh look what the cat brought in, it's the cocktail sausage boy
>>6003007
>>6003001
After 5 minutes on Tumblr I deleted it. "You don't need to be feminine to be a girl". I noped the fuck out of there so fast.
>tfw you wake up and you are still a fat ugly man
>>6003023
*cute girl
>>6003019
Well they are right. I mean just look at this thread.
>>6003019
>See someone claiming to be MtF
>They have a full beard
>Look at their claim, look at their picture again, try to figure it out
For god's sake how can you consider yourself a woman if you won't even take 5 minutes to shave your fucking beard. If you had actual dysphoria it would mortify you to have a caveman beard.
>tfw school tomorrow
I don't wanna ;~~;
http://strawpoll.me/7334598
>>6003036
You forgot the "never transitioned option".
Still, this should be an interesting poll.
go to channel4.com/programmes/the-undateables then scroll down towards the take quiz button then take quiz and post final results
listen here you little shits *farts*
>>6003050
naaah
>>6003051
gross ;~~; why are anons so gross :?
>>6003036
Does it count as transition if you're a failed tranny.
>>6003064
What makes you a failed tranny?
>>6003070
Not passing good enough to go full time, looking like a man with boobs.
>>6003061
says the UK dude who is completely oblivious of US politics
>>6003028
Folliculitis, it looks even worse and hurts like fuck. For some people it's not an option to not have facial hair until they've had laser. Which is what I'm currently doing.
>>6003073
why such a dick anon?
>>6003073
don't be mean to carol
carol deserves nothing but love
>>6003072
Trip on pleb.
What's that site called where you post a picture or something/someone and it has to guess what it is?
>>6003077
nice sarcasm
>>6003073
>voting for someone who has no political experience
Yall need hobbies. Being here day after day treating each other so terribly. Go outside, play with dogs, read a book.
>>6003090
i just finished breakfast and am heading out to hike, want to join me?
>>6003026
nah, that's not me.
who /nu-male/ here?
>>6003100
for pussies
>>6002576
hello
>>6003088
>voting for career politicians that are corrupt to the core
Besides canada just elected a ski instructor
>tfw no sugar daddy to pay for ffs
>tfw you're mostly a ugly fuck-n-chuck fag for most people you have sex with
>tfw the only people you build up meaningful relationships with are people who already got to like you as a friend for years beforehand so the chances of hopping on grindr and finding an arrangement who'd be interested in an uggo like you are nil
>>6003109
I can let the scat slide but green texting?
Filtered.
>>6002552
haha this was great :3
>>6003109
>implying anyone has a sugar daddy to pay for ffs
What do you do for a living?
>>6002552
Trip on nikki, angie, red , pookie, sophie,
>>6003120
I'm a uni student
>>6003090
I'll go play with dogs if u know what I mean
>>6003109
im a guy and not had sexual or any kind of intimate contact for 22 years
dont know what love is and isolated myself from my groups of friends in school.
id say you have more chance than I, I can see myself dying right here with my chin on my fist someday in this exact position having never done anything
>>6003143
Anon nooo thats bad don't do that
>>6003140
Ever heard of part time work?
good morning sunshine sparkles
>>6003159
>employment
>in New Pakistan
>>6003168
suck my dick
>>6003171
>be British
>live in the first world
>think that your life is hard
Lmao, tell me more :)
>>6003168
*pours ketchup on u*
>>6003178
>be American
>get shot
>>6003149
It's knot bad!
Crappy puns aside how you been Carol, I remember you from my old tripfag days. Did you get hormones.
good morning!
>>6003178
>live in the caliphate of Britain
>burgerlandians and euros think that we have it good
>>6003185
*claps*
>>6003181
pour motivation onto me please
>>6003168
love u kay kay
>>6003199
I just have ketchup and chipotle mayo
>>6003168
You fuck your bike today?
i am dieting but all i want to do is eat an entire box of chips ahoy cookies
help me ;__;
>>6002536
what about miss cock
she's a good girl
>>6003168
Hey Kayla. Welcome to the day. Also: so happy to hear that your dad has fully accepted you. I was busy at the time, but I teared up badly.
Got any plans to make this day yours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyOTaHRBTXc [Open]
Doesn't anyone have any hormones left?
Sorry I'm late, Mr. President!
I kinda, got hung up back there!
-Pilot, you armed?
I'm packin'!
-Who is that guy?
-Put him on speaker.
-Pilot, identify yourself
Testosterone, sir.
I told you I wouldn't let you down!
Just keep those girls off me
for a few more seconds, will ya?
Okay. Androgen Niner, Androgen Seven, take
flanking positions. Look after this guy, Okay?
All right, boys.
Let's give Mr Testosterone some cover!
Gentlemen! Let's plough the road!
We'll draw them off and it's all yours!
Oh-ho! Look out! Comin' through!
All right, you estrogen assholes!
In the words of my generation,...
...up yours!
Come on, baby!
Come on, baby, come on!
Good luck, buddy.
(laughing) Hello, girls! I'm baaaaaaack!
>be British
>wait up to 3+ years for GIC appointments and RLE
>or selfmed with really expensive dodgy looking online suppliers
>always worry about get blown up by 'refugee children' or beat up by Britain wurst supporters for being degenerate
I'm glad life is easy in the first world
OH FUCK YEAH
JUST GOT MY STUDENT LOAN PAYMENT IN
IT'S CYPRO TIME
Does anyone have the image of the shy anime bernie supporter becoming a sultry, lewd trump supporter? I need it.
>>6003212
Oh I do have BBQ sauce, spicy and sweet. Sweet baby Ray's
>>6003209
Edie.
You cannot eat those cookies.
I am dieting.
And need them all mailed to me.
>>6003208
Oh sorry to hear, hopefully you can get them soon enough. You're still young so at least there's that!
And I wasn't here for too long so I guess not many people would remember me!... Plus I'd rather not say it right after making a joke about dog fucking lol.
>>6003216
Probably going to drop my dirtbike another $100 bucks and refresh all the ads for it. Also get more stuff packed for my move.
>>6003205
no, I don't get horny often
>>6003203
I <3 you too!
>>6003181
I would rather you pour it all over some grilled cheese sandwiches
>>6003179
={}
>>6003176
no thanks
>>6003219
>be South African
>no such thing as the government giving me HRT
>have to wage slave so that I can self med
>came close to death in 9th grade when there was a literal shootout at my house
>2 murders in my area this year
Shut up, you have no idea what a hard life even is.
>be British
>check bong
>6 bong
>get stabbed by a paki
>be American
>forget to go to do homework
>go to school
>get shot
>two weeks of school no homework
>starts clapping
>be Indian
>go to toilet
>throw incense in
>have to poo
>find designated shitting streets
>be Canadian
>election season
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>100% of votes
>>6003144
I honestly don't believe there is anybody in the world who can't find love, even Hitler had a wife and kids senpai
If I can find people who (eventually) like me with all my autism and my weird-ass animal face, so can you.
>>6003219
QHI, sweetie. They're right there in your country, their product is the product advertised, and the only shady thing about them is they couldn't care less if you have a prescription.
>>6003236
I wonder how my cousins are...
>>6003229
i literally just tossed my head back and cackled
aND I CAN SMELL THE COOKIES AND THEY DON'T EVEN EXIST
HOW DO YOU STAY STRONG?????
>>6003246
Depends. If they live in Cape Town, they should be A Okay.
>>6003236
I saw chappie last night, I feel so sorry for you. Since you are a white refugee is there any way for you to immigrate to a safe society quickly?
>>6003236
>no such thing as the government giving me HRT
doesnt that also mean they dont stop you from getting on mones? doesnt sound too bad.
>>6003240
Hitler was one charismatic bastard too though. If he got millions of people to support him, I bet there were a lot of hos wanting to support his dick.
>be saffir
>go to jburg
>get killed
>God bless Nelson Mandela
>>6003247
You have to hurt yourself. Buy a giant bunch of celery, chop it into little chunks, and snack on those whenever you want to snack. You'll eventually get tired of chewing, and trick your stomach into thinking you ate anything substantial long enough to last until your next actual designated eating time.
I don't know if you know this but if you were a gay soldier in 1980's south Africa they would give you free gender reassignment
Hey, how's everybody doing today?
ons vir jou zuid afrika
de la Rey de la Rey sal jy die boere kom lei de la Ray
>>6003231
>also, I have serious learning difficulties and am failing my degree
>We need Corbyn
What a surprise someone who's failing at education supports Socialism
>>6003261
God Bless Yume's rape hotel.
>>6003261
Are there any food places named Johannesburger King in there. If not that's a missed opportunity right there.
>>6003269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPWYJx06PU
im starting to realize how much time i waste here.
bye bye, see you in a year when i turn out qt than all you hons kekekekekekekk
>>6003286
see you tomorrow senpai
>>6003277
How is it my hotel if if wasn't even in the same state when that stuff happened? Don't blame me for the actions of immature children by association.
>>6003278
ahaha I mean that'd be great but idk if the town is nice enough for things like that anymore... Rip Joburg
>>6003279
What the frig orxy
>>6003253
I hear that Australia and New Zealand takes in white saffas, but only if you have money. America and Europe are both nearly impossible, unless your spouse has citizenship or if you have job connections there.
>>6003258
Tbh I have no idea, but I highly doubt I would be arrested for self medicating.
>Tfw muscle bound god now working towards becoming a girl
All I can feel is someone very terrible will come of this
>>6003262
oh god lmao
i think i might have to do that. i used to eat celery a lot but then i ended up just like dipping it into an entire thing of ranch dressing s0 in the end it was useless. also i think i'm deluded from not sleeping because i was just in my own head for like 5 mins and once i came out of it i had no idea wtf was going on around me ;__; this is muh life when i don't work
this is why no one respects chasers
>>6003290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8CeP15EAS8
>>6003301
They are men. Deal with it
