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Previous thread >>5976859
Good evening, /mtfg/.
kek
>Tfw you beat your meat like it owes you money
>>5977883
Rebust
>>5977868
not posting my eyes since I ain't wearing eye liner or mascara
>>5977890
Hi Kayla can I be your friend?
Okay this is probably a weird question but what does it mean if my "inside voice", as in the one I think in, is masculine? Am I not trans? Does voice training/surgery change your inside voice to be feminine?
>>5977868
>camera too shit to post eyes
>>5977890
>since I ain't wearing eye liner or mascara
>tfw watching a doc on UK Mamba smokers
fuck thank goodness I'm a total lightweight when it comes to weed and never built a major tolerance, that shit looks like a nightmare
>>5977885
Lesbians also give a pass to ftms even if they look male. Mainly because their AFAB.
>>5977892
sure
>>5977896
fine
>>5977868
qt eyes kiwi
>>5977868
Please be gentle
>>5977902
No. Probably anthropology or social work, and I'm viciously turn on which.
Ugh. Fucking Canada and it's being huge. We should be able to hang out.
>tfw out of weed
>>5977868
everyone butt kiwi look sad, lol
>tfw out of reasons to live
>>5977919
>still using weed
gotta grow up some day
>>5977912
now post butt
>>5977917
fucking beautiful
>>5977719
how was work? besides the long hours thing.
i'm really good! did like 300 at work, got lewd pics from waifu, just made blackened salmon. p happy rn.
>>5977762
babe u need to stop letting everyone think ur an ftm lmao!!
>>5977921
>not being sad
what are you, a well adjusted cis-girl?
>>5977868
Fine, this webcam distorts my face so much though, it's actually kind of flattering lol
>tfw literally look like an early IVF or human cloning experiment gone wrong
>>5977897
>>5977868
Reminder to report the underage.
>>5977912
>>5977868
I really need to take a pic outside to show how blue mine are in sunlight.
>>5977893
I think as your feminine voice becomes more or less your natural speaking voice, you'll eventually start thinking in it too, so long as you think as if you're truly speaking. Or I would think. My thoughts don't have a masculine or feminine tone. At least I don't think so.
>>5977923
>implying
peter pan complex 4 lyfe
>>5977868
Eyes feat. MC Bignose
>>5977929
Scully is my spirit animal
>>5977925
Actually?
I'm pre hrt. Thank you!
>>5977868
hey stop taking all my (You)s! im the one who says that!
>>5977939
>>5977868
Fucked up lol
>>5977933
I thought you said you were going to be less mean to kayla?
>>5977941
Mulder is my husbando
>>5977926
Really just that, long. Twelve hours of tedium and toil.
Good haul! That food looks so scrumptious. I should pull out something for breakfast. Maybe some basa. Thank you for the inspiration.
>>5977930
>tfw your eyes barely even pass as human
what AM I
>>5977868
>>5977933
okay fuck this for the night
I thought it was going better here but I guess I was wrong.
Nichijou best anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xNmUNlJZtE
>>5977923
ill do what a want!
>>5977948
young multer was a hottie
>>5977944
howd u find a pic of my eyes??
>>5977902
Oh, so how do you get money?
>>5977948
YAAAAAAAAS <3
I only have one eye.
>>5977945
your eyebrows are looking good
>>5977964
w-what happened to the other one?
>>5977945
no offence but you look like shit tonight
Yay, SF/Bay area visit on the 18th.
Gotta stop eating like a horse so I can wear skinny clothes
>>5977948
That's a great pic. Saved.
>>5977955
Seriously, it feeds drama. Why would you want that?
>>5977969
I lost it in the great war. The great war of puberty in 2003.
>>5977955
;_; im working on it rn
>>5977958
>>5977960
yeah
they even made a song about how everyone used to crush on him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wijp4-3giNw
>disregard the jerry thumbnail
>roomie starts playing some dank ass vaporwave at a reasonable volume to the point where i cant even hear it in my own room
>crazy downstairs neighbour comes up to our apartment and hormone rages at us for "RATTINGLING THEIR DOORS WITH OUR LOUD MUSIC"
>we're playing fucking vaporwave
>i cant even hear it in my bedroom
>its not past quiet hours
>instantly starts screaming at us and namecalling after roomie opens the door before he can even say anything and swearing up a storm
>roomie just slams the door and she starts running around outside screaming at the top of her lungs
>roomie writes a calm note telling them to please calm down and talk to us like human being and not to belittle us and we can have an actual discussion
>goes to put it on their door
>second he gets down their they SWING the door open and start calling him fat (he is very muscular, not fat) and calling him a faggot and shit and he just tells them to read the note and to fuck off
and ya'll wonder why i dont want to be a girl. estrogen, not even once.
>>5977923
yeah, gotta grow up and grow ur own!
I had to work not to laugh out loud at how much shit has changed when I was reading a newspaper the other day while waiting for some take-out and there was a cannabis related ad
> pour heart out to one of my closest friends about my fear of never passing
" Have you thought about being a drag queen instead?"
>>5977976
Idk seeing how I got shit on last thread I assumed drama is already here anyway so why not have some fun shitposting
>>5977901
>>5977915
t-thanks
too bad the rest of me looks like a man ;~;
>>5977897
how can 1 grill be so cute
>>5977948
>tfw i have a poster of mulder in my living room
>>5977950
:( i'm sry, that sounds like it kind of blows lol
and ye! i'm mainly a pescetarian (only rly eat other meat if i have to order out) and salmon and tilapia are favvvvs
>>5977973
lol, thats also a great pic
>>5977981
Reminder that marijuana makes men gay.
>>5977918
Well there's at least plenty of time to figure it out, the nice thing about a master's is how it's something you can do well into your 30s. Also, I know right? I wanna hang now but Ottawa is so far away.
>>5977959
I basically am just digging deeper into debt at this point, although fortunately I have no living expenses given I live with my parents still. I'll likely be moving out sometime this year though.
>>5977968
T-thanks.
>>5977970
>implying there's nights where I don't look like shit
>>5977941
>>5977948
>>5977958
>>5977973
>>5977978
>>5977987
>>5977926
Hi my name is Robert I'll be your gf for today
>>5977995
Damn, my parents kicked me out. I'm more grown up than you! Thats weird to think because you seem really ahead of me in everything.
You're probably gonna leave edmonton right as i move there.
>>5978000
I could do this all night anon
>>5978000
I kind of want to flip through a few episodes now
>>5977868
Blue eyes+Blond+White skin=master race.
>>5977991
our neighbor us crazy o_o
>>5977759
sorry we went to the store and stuff
>>5977992
memes aside I do wonder how plastic sexuality may be
I mean the observed neurological differences in trannies included some areas that are non-plastic past the womb so it's pretty sure that they're set then and don't change but I don't know about the neurological differences that they've observed in gays/lesbians
the available research seems to indicate sexuality is pretty resistant to attempted change tho
>>5977925
Also can I ask?
What's nice about them?
>tfw never felt this feel before
>>5977991
NOT
EVEN
ONCE
>>5977987
I'm putting up a picture of scully next to it
>>5978000
>mfw
>>5978001
h-hi robert
c-can i touch ur breasts
i-i mean feel ur pecs for p-progress
I miss my brown hair desu
>>5977991
d-does that mean I'm cute?
>>5978001
Hey Robert, wanna get fucked raw in the showers?
Shite eyepic incoming
>>5978007
Well sorry then was under the assumption it was shitpost time anyway
>>5978017
scully is my other fav. she's one of my ginger hair inspos t b h lol
can't wait to go back to dis color it was the best
>>5978022
Why do girls post here? Is it just to make the rest of you feel bad?
>>5978024
Merkel?
>>5978024
Like the dead cold stare of Elliot Rodgers. Maybe he was trans like you?
>>5978022
cute boy
>>5978030
>le cis passer face
>that jaw
>>5978030
because I'm trans?
>>5978036
at least I'm cute
>>5978029
Anna...you've changed A LOT!!!
>>5978022
qt would keep in basement and rent out bp to the highest bidder
>>5978039
>mentioning stuff that will be hidden when balls deep in her throat
Come on now.
>>5978031
>>5978026
ur the cutest here ;))
>>5978002
I'm sorry if I've ever given the impression that I'm ahead in anything, I feel woefully behind in so many things in life. Still in school, still living with my parents, still poor as shit, and meanwhile friends are already married, some of them already have kids.
That said, it's pretty likely I won't be living here as soon as I can repay my debts. A fresh start is in order, living in the same city as I lived 19 years in as a guy feels like poison.
>>5978048
thanks anon.
<3
>>5978031
>>5978033
>>5978036
>>5978039
pls no bullying
>>5978041
i'm an anna-to-male transsexual
>>5978040
Congratulations. You have a really nice girl next door look.
>>5977987
Yeah... I love my fish. My new roommates are a vegan and a celiac, respectively, so I'm going to want to eat my spare freezer meat/fish now-ish so it doesn't uselessly take up space.
Cooking for others is way better than cooking for me, anyway.
>>5977995
Well, hopefully I can get to it before I'm in my 40s. Money, though. Hopefully I get an all expense paid trip out west someday soon. It's cool to have two reasons to visit Edmonton.
>>5978029
10/10 would search for the truth with
>>5978022
Wow, you look just like my sister.
>tfw need a haircut
>>5978054
Oh Anna you're just too cuh-rayy-zee
>>5978061
boys like you should have short hair
>tfw no masc bf to give headpats and cuddle up to me in bed and squeeze my back against his big hairy chest to make me feel small and tug the back of my collar and whisper gently in my ear that I'm safe now and nothing bad's gonna happen to me 'cause he's here and I'm daddy's little girl :P
I really need to settle down and get bf'd
I'm so sleepy that when I tilt my head I feel like I"m falling over.
Also, have a pic of my fawful brown man eyes
>>5977886
Get a cage, lose the key.
>>5977892
Can I get in on this? I always liked Kayla.
>>5977893
Get more voices in your head, like me~ Surely at least one of them will be fem.
>>5977912
>>5977915
>>5977917
I like your eyes, everybody!
>>5977919
I thought smoking was bad when you're on hormones, or is weed excluded? Or are you not on hormones and just magically pass?
>>5977922
Fall back on spite for emergency motivation.
>>5977930
Did you fall on a doorknob, or is that the distortion you were talking about?
>>5977932
Photos alone don't really show who's underage, automated service constantly swings between calling me an ugly 21 y/o guy, and a child too young to be rated.
>>5977934
yay, more pretty eyes~
>>5977937
^
>>5977943
nice eye color ^-^
>>5977944
You should help out that other anon, looks like you have weed to spare.
>>5978061
ur just like my animes
>>5978068
more like settle down and hang yourself
>>5978072
>>5978061
Raifu please
>>5978070
no I just have super dark eyes, I was referring to how narrow it makes my face look when actually my face is about as wide as it is long IRL (excluding forehead)
it's hard to take pics that actually look how you do IRL, cameras are deceptive, nobody actually looks how they do on camera it's weird
>>5978074
ayyyyyy
>>5978085
kill it with fire before it lays eggs!
>>5978070
chaser!!! xDDDDD
>>5978056
I'm sure you'll get there, at the latest in your 30s. That would be cool though, and it would be fun to hang if you get the chance there's so little to do here though ;_;
>>5978085
you look like lalalilly
>tfw so bored that I helicopter dick
Why.jpg
>>5978096
Get your eyes checked
Or are you trying to b8 ?
>>5978055
w-what does this mean?
>>5978101
that you are fat and pudgy
>>5978094
It's a lot harder to find the fun when you're an adult. Being a kid, taking a five hour hike through new parts of town was enough. Nineteen years there, though, and unexplored places are few and far between.
>>5978100
I am not baiting you both have the palpatine thing going on
Does anyone to want hang out in ocean city maryland this summer?
>>5978109
jap emo lead singer man
tfw ur a loli but also a strong alpha boy dom who dont need to otochan
>tfw the fear and anxiety is turning into happiness and hope
Oh my god. I can't get over how good getting out of repression feels.
THANK YOU FOR FREEING ME MTFG
>>5978107
What Palatine look lmao
>>5978113
you're ugly
>>5978103
why be negative at all when you only live once in a finite universe and your life will only amount to the sum of your experiences? WHY BE NEGATIVE?
>>5978112
pick up your phone
>>5978100
how does one helicopter with no dick
>>5978051
It just feels like you're ahead because you're 24 and you've had srs and you're pretty and cis. And you're probably gonna finish school and get a good job out of the gate.
I can understand wanting to leave tho. I'm in the same city I've always been in And i even live down the street from my parents and the house i lived in for almost all of.my adolescence. I mean, idk, i feel okay, but i definitely had it easy.
>>5978111
troll and im hotter than you, suck it
Where my fluid druids at?
>>5978056
do you usually cook for them? i love cooking after a long day honestly. makes me happeh.
>>5978057
y-yes p-pls
>>5978063
my name is manna, stop deadnaming me shitlord
>>5978123
Skill
And dildo
>>5978113
I really hope the rest of the poor repressed girls follow suit. It's just an intolerable existence, and so many are stuck in it...
Thank you for choosing to share your happiness here.
>1889+127
>you will never be 10 years old again
>>5978096
idk I mean I look fucking weird and ugly, but idk if I specifically look like lilly, she's got a way more tapering jaw and stuff
>>5978119
pick up phone
no thing
who was phone?
I get to see my brother on Monday :-D
>>5978138
No, its different from a race. In a race, i can get ahead of others. In life, some people arenjust naturally ahead of me and nothing i can do will get me on the same level as them. Life is much lonelier than a race.
>>5978137
being ten sucks you cant work, smoke weed, run away from abusers, fuck older guys, or go out alone at night
>Taric's champion update was released
What a H U N K
>>5978131
That'll be the plan. The move is in late May, but I really enjoy cooking. It's been so long since I lived with anyone, though. That'll take getting used to.
But solitude suits me worse lately, and saving money on living expenses means FFS is not a distant dream.
>>5978156
>LoL
lol
>>5978150
you should confess your undying love to him
>>5978143
yep! and people always think I'm also wearing lipstick because my lips seem so red compared to my skintone, especially my dad, he was always interrogating me about that shit as a kid thinking I was playing with my mum's makeup when I actually literally never did that
>>5978150
>I get to fuck my brother on Monday :-D
lewd
>>5978151
there is no such thing as being ahead lol youre just going do die and rot in the ground with the rest of them
>>5978138
ty, my pronouns are shemale and sissy
>>5978152
>being ten sucks you cant work, smoke weed, run away from abusers, fuck older guys, or go out alone at night
says who?
>>5978159
where do you live come to think of it? i mean it sounds like you like them as ppl so that could be really great. i'm gonna get an apartment by myself in downtown portland just cause like....i h8 ppl lol
plus it'll be less awkward when faye and i walk around naked in the living room and have sex in the kitchen yknow
Can you take out loans for ffs? Pay a certain amount each month instead odd all at once?
I don't want to have to do porn for it but that seems to be the fastest way
>>5978152
>you cant work
this is a good thing
>smoke weed
10 year olds dont feel exisential dread so they dont need to smoke the green sticky peaceful herb
>fuck older guys
>or go out alone at night
ive read a lot of doujins in my time and i can say with absolute certainty that these are not true
>>5978151
There's no ahead and behind unless you make them. The way you structure the world is yours to decide. I find that it makes more sense to me in relationships, and the stories that form them.
>>5978171
parents and shit, what are you saying that you can break the rule? lol good one edie
>>5978124
Idk, in regards to trans related stuff I guess that I'm pretty much done (minus a bunch of mental stuff), but the remainder of my life basically was on hold during transition, so the rest of my life is a bit of a mess. Where are you in transition at the moment?
That's crazy though, you got kicked out and wound up living on the same street you grew up on?
>>5978104
Idk, it's more that we're sort of a moderately sized prairie city. That said we have some nice restaurants, a vibrant theatre scene and a few solid clubs, so it's not all bad.
one day soon one of you will be my gf
whether you like it or not
>>5978009
>both parents have brown eyes
>I have green eyes
>sister has blue eyes
Now if only I couldn't been lucky enough to be born cis.
>>5978108
There's a good possibility that I'll become a homeless this summer, so I might wander out that way before starving to death.
>>5978113
>tfw this gives me hope
Thanks anon.
>>5978117
They're either trolling, or they're hurt and want to hurt the world back. For what it's worth, I don't think you're fat.
>>5978129
I don't understand what's going on in this image.
>>5978137
I'd happily die if I could go back in time first, and set 10 y/o me on the right path.
>>5978173
>tfw same problem but too ugly for porn
iktf, it fucking hurts, senpai
they really need to do instalment-style payment plans for FFS like they do for furniture
>>5978173
a lot of doctors work with companies that provide surgical loans. carecredit i think is one of them?
>>5978182
yes
i don't take shit frm no1 not even my mom
>>5978189
they were calling Amy Victoria fat. nigga i know im not fat you could use me as a kite
>>5978133
I hope so too
I used to be a angry little poltard. Now I smile to myself and i know everything is gonna be alright.
Literal heart flutters
>>5978191
You can only get ffs in your twenties if you're lucky to have an estate left to you or you are a literal whore
>tfw you spend your night staring at mtfg, religiously clicking [Update] and you arent even trans
it's a good feel actually
>>5978201
if u go on pol and things make u angry then u are unenlightened red pill
>>5978171
I'm in downtown Ottawa, Ontario. Moving to not-quite-but-nearly-as-downtown Ottawa, Ontario. The movers will have to transport my things perhaps a km, thanks to construction.
My roommates are prudes :(
Like, cute lesbian couple prudes, but prudes nonetheless. Walking around naked will have to be confined to my room, the bathroom, and (hopefully - I can dream!) a future bf's place.
>>5978203
you know you probably touched his dick in the womb
you may have even rubbed your butt on it
maybe incest fetish is genetic
>>5978202
>tfw parents had to spend my inheritance from my grandparents on our massive mortgage debt so we didn't become homeless when I was in high school
huh fair enough, suicide it is
>>5978199
Thanks edie maybe this isn't hopeless
>>5978212
Probably. We were even the same cell at one point. I cuddled with him in the womb for a whole 8 months but not anymore :-/ I wish hrt didn't make me so cock hungry
>>5978204
anon, i....
>>5978206
It's all gone now~
Oh weee. I can't wait to start hormones and surrender to happiness
>>5978184
Mmmm. Good food and quality performances are a surefire way for me to have a great time. My parents had boring palates, so I was a teen before I ate anything exciting.
>>5978204
For the drama?
>>5978152
>being ten sucks
When you let your one opportunity slide by out of your control because your parents would have never signed off it, yeah
>>5978204
What's it like being on the outside?
>>5978203
[worried screeching]
>>5978101
It means that if you were my neighbor I'd play board games with you and then awkwardly kiss you one day and hope you'd spend the night for snuggles.
>>5978226
yeah partly the drama and partly because there's potentially a chance i could get a gf from here
>tfw no class to yuri with
>>5978233
>What's it like being on the outside?
it's everything they promised
>>5978168
saved.
>>5978173
Some surgeons offer something like payment plans, I forget exactly what it's called.
>>5978179
Sounds like something a Rothschild would say, to discourage competition!
(I'm just teasing)
>>5978185
>tfw reminded of how my last bf threw me away like garbage
;n;
>>5978186
It was a good genetic consolation prize at least.
>>5978224
>mfw I helped another angry repressed /pol/ack find her path
I wish someone had've done the same for me
>>5978241
This girl is on another level!
>>5978211
you like them tho right?
>>5978218
<3
it's never hopeless lol
>>5978241
iktf
>>5978070
smoking weed doesnt have much of an effect but it does alter hormone levels slightly i hear. vaping/edibles are fine and dont do anything bad. tobacco and nicotine are the terrible ones if youre on hrt.
Being sad is exhausting. I'm tired so early this week.
>>5978204
we dont have drama here anymore just contrarian trolls
>>5978249
I-I don't know, there are a lot of things that can go wrong with incest
What are some good ways to deal with anxiety? I have my next clinic appointment on Friday and I'm already getting really anxious about it. My head is even kinda working up the blood test I know will be totally fine. :s So far just not thinking about it seems to be the best way to deal with it but I'm not sure how to keep myself calm once I'm actually inside my clinic.
>>5978252
I've smoked SO MUCH weed on HRT I still feminized. Weed is 100% safe I started smoking within a month of smoking and have smoked for 90% or more of the days since.... I kinda regret living in a constant haze but it makes me like life more lol there's a point that you're constantly in that hazy high state even when sober and weed just makes you feel 'better'
>>5978225
I know that feel, my parents were at least a little adventurous, but Greek food was about the most interesting they got. Dating a foodie really opened my eyes up to all the delicious stuff out there, and continues to hurt my waistline to this day ;~;
>>5978249
>Idk if you know this, but none of us are really girls
>pic related
>>5978254
kayla is literally perfect imo
>>5978246
I love you.
I've simply never been this happy in my life before.
>>5978251
One of my best friends and her wife? I love them. I didn't want to move in with strangers.
>>5978270
makes you feel more feminine too. idk why. strips the dysphoria and insecurity off and... yeah. it's just better.
>>5978273
>kayla
a true chaser
>>5978184
I got kicked out, moved away, my friend from highschool wanted to live with me, and i live a couple miles from my parents house now. And I'll be a year hrt this month. No surgeries yet. Not cute never cute.
>>5978203
this is hot and you shouldn't let you're dreams be dreams
>>5978267
But he's cute
>>5978289
what if you get pregnant
>>5978185
Kayla, everybody
Remember that just just because you've transcended red pill and accepted that life is empty, meaningless, and absurd, and that you need to do what's best for you and those you love, does not mean you have to stop going on /pol/
It's fun to laugh at dogmatic people
>>5978289
honestly you should just try and make out with him and grab his dick without warning
the worst that could happen is that he doesnt like it. oh well, now you know, and you won't do it again.
>>5978272
Ahh, foodies~
Yeah. This diet is killing me ;-;. But summer's almost here, and HRT is making me put on weight with my usual eating habits. I'd look so much better with a 30 waist. I have to make it reality.
>>5978279
>tfw you look in the mirror on LSD
Last time I started to cry because I thought I looked pretty, is it my KSD self or my sober self that lies then?
>>5978294
im redpilled
>>5978289
He might be, but what if he doesn't have the same feelings and desires as you, could fuck your relationship with him and make things pretty awkward
>>5978291
hhhhhheheheheheh
>>5978291
that's the point isnt it?
>>5978298
Sobriety is a veil of fear and survival instinct.
>>5978288
Someday cornflakes. I don't think he perceives me as a girl yet so I need to put some work into it.
>>5978291
If I could, I bet I would
>>5978296
I wanna get shitfaced with him and do it then. That way I can just blame it on alcohol if something goes wrong.
>>5978301
I'm really worried about this.
>>5978294
literally what
okay stop going to /pol/ see this is your problem yum
>>5978300
Simple red pill is unenlightened and merely a step above blue pill my girl
>>5978306
>I wanna get shitfaced with him and do it then. That way I can just blame it on alcohol if something goes wrong.
>I'm really worried about this.
i dont know cyba if my sister made out with me and grabbed my dick being drunk wouldn't be a sufficient excuse
do you think he has the same feelings? has he given you any signs, or are you just hoping twincest fetish is genetic so he has it too since you have the same genetics?
>>5978313
elaborate
>>5977868
>>5978314
girls /yume/ is making fun of us again
you know who I haven't seen today, fattie maddie that's who
>>5978297
Summer is soon, I'm sure you can do it though. I'm determined to slim down for summer too. Need to find stuff to snack on that won't kill my diet but it's hard. Toasted nori and cucumber dipped in sriracha seems to work at least without being boring but why does interesting food have to be so heavy ;_;
>>5978298
>tfw last time you looked in the mirror on psys you thought you looked freakish, disfigured, and masculine
>>5978281
>Not cute never cute.
Said almost every trans woman ever. Forgive me for being sceptical but I've seen a lot of qts here that say the same thing.
Apple jelly or strawberry jelly on PB&J?
>>5978314
im a boy ya jerk
i should also clarify
i went from blue pilled to redpilled to transcendence of colored pills to re-redpilled
transcendence of pills is merely two steps above blue pill my girl
>>5978318
/pol/ is toxic, you go there and it gets all over you... into your clothes, on your skin, stuck in your hair, nose, ear holes..... and then you come here and stink up the room
>>5978325
strawberry
>>5978325
strawwwberrryyy
>>5978327
thread reminder that hitler did nothing wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIRG525l6s
>>5978324
Yea but you've seen me and you know I'm not cute
>>5978269
What sort of anxiety? I find being in a good mood and/or distracted by something fun helps to lessen social anxiety, maybe it works for other kinds?
>>5978313
I still go to /pol/, I'll probably stop when I don't have testosterone poisoning my brain... nah.
>>5978325
I always liked apple, but I'm outvoted already.
>>5978327
/pol/ largely stays in /pol/, nobody would need it if you could just shitpost wherever.
>>5978333
nice trips.
And you're definitely cuter than me, so that's something.
>>5978324
It's a conspiracy to keep us struggling.
I think I might give the nori and sriracha thing a try. Don't forget that sriracha's almost pure sugar, though.
>>5978306
>I don't think he perceives me as a girl yet
Very sorry if this is kind of an insensitive question, but did you grow up as a brother to him, like pre everything?
And you should be worried! Incest is only cutesy and safe in muh Japanese animes, but in real life there is real and permanent damage that can result from it.
>>5978324
>'cha on cucumber
switch to salse
Goodnight girls and boys, chasers and birds. It's been a mostly good day. Sleep tight!
How do I escape the reality prison?
>>5978339
It's anxiety that stems from a deep rooted fear of doctors and needles. I was the kid that had fight or flight kick in if they so much as suspected they were gonna be getting poked with a needle. Last two appointments at my clinic didn't get that far but my heart races and my blood pressure goes up incredibly high. I've sorta calmed myself down right now by trying to imagine myself in the doctor or nurse's shoes instead of just leaving them to be some white robed bringer of minor pain, and I think maybe letting my grandma come with me into the room might help too. Keeping myself distracted would be alright but it's kinda hard when you're locked inside that small, sterile, claustrophobic room.
>>5978339
>/pol/ largely stays in /pol/
>if you could just shitpost wherever
lol
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/pol/ trolls here all day erry day
post butt
>>5978347
Couldn't put an original comment on my profile huh?
Pol is the best though, and polgbt is awesome.
>>5978366
You're delusional.
>>5978332
welp i guess im a nazi now :\
>>5978339
>/pol/ largely stays in /pol/, nobody would need it if you could just shitpost wherever.
Umm sorry senpai but they seep into everything. they're the ones who post trans hate stuff on other boards and they still inhabit the tranny vidchat rooms from time to time.
>>5978315
Well I may have found something on his PC that might lead me to believe that he is open to this...
He's always in just boxers around me. It's so hot,but it might be out of laziness and he is always mining litecoin so his room is a thousand degrees.
How would you build plausible deniability into this stuff?
I never kiss him maybe a peck on the cheek when I next meet him?
>>5978343
Yes I did. I was the older brother too. I was always a little stronger/taller than him.
>>5978370
i'm delusional
>>5978347
this is literally on /b/ rn
>>5978061
Why do you always have dark circles under your eyes? Do you drink a lot? Jesus
