if you arent reading smut from the 1700s in order to jerk off, you aren't living life
>old gay general: >>5955515
>18th century porn
>>5958593
>18th century cxcking
>>5958593
>18th century furry porn
>>5958593
Who the fuck wears a crown to bed
>>5958614
Blow up dolls
>>5958614
>he doesn't wear a crown to bed
>he doesn't wear a crown to bed whilst using thoust sword to thrust in thee dragons
>>5958626
>fucking dragons
That's mad gay.
Unless it's a male dragon, then it's okay
>plebby western homoeroticism
kys gaijin
Don't think so loudly as you drive your car
Or you'll blow your mind and I'll know where you are.
>gay porn
>reading gay porn
just
girl bye
girl pls
I got a good chub going from reading that, I feel classy.
who else is an ex-gay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Ek5pDIoOM
>>5958828
>I like tittys and virginas
lol
hey its anon from april fools who said I'd ask out my cute twink crush.
hint
I wussed out
>>5958828
are all comments seriously just gaygen.
are you seriously the uploader
you are allowed to send lewd photos in Grindr PMs right?
>>5958593
>cuck'd by a furfag
This is a whole new level of degeneracy.
>tfw ruggers is leaving in a few days
;_;
at least hell be back soon
>>5958979
;_;
>>5958984
snuggling in the couch while talking to each other on 4chan is my new favorite fetish, we should do this more
>>5958998
no but well get some when we head to the grocery store in a bit.
we need milk, cigarettes, i guess more blue soda .. anything else you wanna buy? snacks for tonight maybe?
>>5958998
I am contributing to the thread simply by posting in it.
I hope you die on your trip back home, and Swede kills himself upon hearing the news.
>>5959009
swedes probably counting on it
already took out life insurance on that cuck
Pai nosso que estais no céu, santificado seja o vosso nome. Venha a nós o vosso reino, seja feita a vossa vontade, assim na terra como no céu. O pão nosso de cada nos dai hoje. Perdoai-nos as nossas ofensas, assim como nós perdoamos a quem nos tem ofendido. Não nos deixeis cair em tentação, mas livrai-nos do mal.
Amém
Woke up this morning.
Still an asshole.
>>5959023
>Tell us what it feels like to be so cripplingly lonely
Why are you rushing to this assumption?
Is it that you still feel lonely yourself, even after meeting the supposed boy of your dreams?
How awful. Truly a fate even worse than death.
>>5959036
That's a bit defensive :^)
>>5958984
So whens the wedding?
>>5959054
masc4masc fags aren't allowed sorry bae xox
jupp can cum tho ;)
>>5959048
You too.
>>5959064
We were only going to show up to vomit at this hetero wedding anyway.
>>5959016
no espaniol????
que pasa???
>>5959086
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /lgbt/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>5959132
>>5959148
I think you are cool.
>>5959132
This guy's an autist but Canadians are shitty posters
>>5959132
but ruggers, why should a country need a personality? We're basically America-lite and it's great. We've got the best bits of American culture with a more Euro background.
>dating a girl with a penis
why do gay guys do this?
also why do 'masculine' fags only exist online?
what to ask people on grindr to get weed from them
>>5959247
U GOT SUM WEED 420 BLAZE IT
>>5959251
thnxxx m80 but I want advice on this
>>5959002
känner ni varandra irl :o this is exciting
>>5959158
You're pretty cool too.
>>5959247
Just put it in you're profile that you like to blaze it and are looking to blaze. Or something in relation to that.
>>5959277
i think i got banned for asking someone that last week...
How do namefags relationships even work? I really want to know. Shouldn't you both be too histrionic and self involved to give your partner the attention they so desperately crave, or even notice their needs in the first place?
>like a guy that probably has some kind of OCD
>he probably likes me too even though he's weird about showing it
>want to fuck the shit out of him
>tfw he hates germs and would probably be grossed out by the idea
What the shit do I do?
>>5959283
They're shallow and vapid and comprise of excessive amounts of shitposting on the chans to try and constantly chase that attention high
>>5959286
Just play on his germophobia with the right words and how to keep the sex as clean as possible.
>>5959272
Vi är ihop IRL
>>5959307
why are you doing that with your hand / face
>>5959283
>How do namefags relationships even work?
Mutual symbiosis.
Both namefags thrive on the attention they gain from flaunting their relationship on gaygen, along with the usual dual effort shitposting.
>>5959332
They only interact to take pictures to show how great and wonderful their loveless relationship is, and when they're shitposting online as "lovers".
>>5959294
>Just play on his germophobia with the right words
How on Earth do I do that?
This girl jumped on him and gave him an open-mouthed kiss at a party and he almost like an anxiety attack. He was really embarrassed about it, but kind of glad that I took him somewhere he could calm down and stayed with him.
I don't know much about his condition or even if he's been diagnosed with it. I've never asked because I don't want to pry and he's never shared. I have no idea how to have a romantic relationship with a person who has that kind of reaction to being kissed and I don't want to screw things up.
I don't want to force him into doing anything he's not ready for, but at the same time I'm not going to lie to myself and tell myself I don't want these things. I can wait, though. That's assuming that he even feels that way in the first place, of course. I think he does.
>>5958979
you guys are cute together. when is he coming back?
>>5959342
>How on Earth do I do that?
Take it slowly and make sure you're absolutely clean, and possibly even fuck him while showering.
A lot of that shit is in the mind, and if you can convince him that it's clean then you're set.
It does work if he's naive though.
>>5959342
He sounds cute
>tfw no Jewish BF to bend you over while you're doing housework and spill his superior jewish seed inside your bp
>>5959397
The more Jews we can gay, the less Jew seed to be used to reproduce Jews
>>5959357
I figured if it turns out that we both like each other that we'd have to move really slow. I wouldn't mind. I just don't know how to talk to him about it in a way that would make him feel comfortable. I've never had to have that kind of talk before.
>It does work if he's naive though.
That almost makes me feel like I'd be manipulating him. He isn't naive, but on the night that girl kissed him he told me that he was happy that I never once seemed to judge him or act like I thought he was weird. He opened up to me a lot that night about what it's like for him and I can't help but feel like I'd be taking advantage of hat trust.
>>5959358
He's a great person and I really like him. He's brilliant academically (especially at math), he plays piano and he's cute as all hell. I hate it for him because of how much he as to go through to feel comfortable.
He doesn't seem to mind me touching him a little, but I don't want to overstep my boundaries.
>>5959307
du driver :'0 är ni från stockholm?
>inb4 "tyvärr"
>>5959416
>the Jews are introducing hormones to our food supply and encouraging feminine behavior through media JUST SO they can have all the aryan twink boipucci they want
>>5959307
ni ser för bra ut... jag vet inte om jag känner mig avundsjuk, deprimerad, eller bara depriverad.
>>5959433
I'm in the same boat.
Are there any real hints he is attracted to you, if you're like me you're probably reading into it too deep. Chasing straight guys is a bbaaaadddd thing but its only those kinda guys I like :/
>>5959433
Shit
>tfw no qt germophobe bf
Didn't know I had this feel
My dad today:
>it is better to be mentally disabled than a faggot
I will never come out of the closet
>>5959463
He's made me a mix cd of his favorite piano pieces to play, has bought me coffee a couple of times (I've returned the favor) and once held my hand. Though that was the night that he had his freak out so he might have just felt vulnerable. He's touched me a few times, though.
>>5959465
He has a few rituals other than germophobia and I know some of the shit he has to go through causes a lot of distress for him (he was literally dry heaving after that girl kissed him because she put her tongue in his mouth), but he's a really great guy. I just don't want to make him uncomfortable.
>>5959485
Tie him to his bed and rape him
I don't really know if this is the right thread to ask. But which way is the best too remove the hairs on your ass and legs? Cuz i have a lot of hairs and they dont really fit to my body type.
>>5959132
lol you actually took the time to type all that
>>5959497
Hmm, well holding hands is pretty intimate to be fair. I guess I'd just take your time with it, he's clearly very upset by close contact but it could well have been that she wanted to do stuff with him, he isn't into girls, and as such didn't know how to react to it.
Just play it safe, take your time. I know you said you really want to fuck him but if that's what's driving your lust for him you should get fucked or jam something up your ass to state yourself for now!
As for the guy I like he cuddles me randomly and stuff, pins me down and tickles me until I "tell him who's the boss" and random crap like this. It all seems very gay but then on other days he will move further away from me when we watch star trek and shit. I dunno, I guess he's confused, he keeps buying me shit (like a ridiculous amount, he paid for my insurance the other day :s) and I just don't want to bring anything up because in the end of the day I'd very much like to keep the friendship if not the romance.
>>5959511
lol you actually think i didnt just copypaste it
>>5959531
Me thinks you've been baited.
>>5959443
Jag är från västkusten han kommer från UK, vi träffades här i gaygen för 2 år sedan och nu har vi äntligen träffats IRL, han har bott hos mig i snart två veckor och livet har varit som i en dröm ända sedan vår första kyss :)
>>5959531
lol you actually took the time to do anything other than a murder-suicide with swede
>>5959485
You will.
>>5959497
>germaphobe
>holds your (in his view) probably nasty-assed hand
what songs did he put on the cd?
Can someone explain the nail polish emoji
Does it mean "I'm getting my nails out to get catty"?
Also is whiskey dick a problem if you are going to be bottoming?
>>5959527
She just kissed him out of nowhere. (She was super drunk.) We were chatting and all of a sudden she just grabbed him, yanked him down and kissed him. I think that's what freaked him out so bad. Part of it, anyway.
Yeah, I'm definitely fine with jacking off until he's comfortable. But it's definitely more than just wanting sex that's driving me. I really, really like him.
Your situation sounds just as difficult, but in a different way. I wouldn't know how to read it, myself. What do you think makes him back off?
>>5959573
Yeah, I thought the same thing. I had kind of reached out to rub his back when he was upset, but I stopped myself and asked him if it was okay. He said "I don't mind if it's--" but then he stopped, took my outstretched hand and just kind of leaned against me.
>what songs did he put on the cd?
I had to look, but some of the tracks include Clair de Lune, Piano Concerto No. 2 (Rachmaninov), a bunch of Schumann (Romances for piano or something like that, a concerto, the second movement from Kreisleriana) and Flight of the Bumblebee are some of my favorite tracks.
I requested Bumblebee specifically because I love to watch him play it.
Canada is best -ada.
>tfw you will never be swede
>>5959630
But...pina col-ada
>>5959616
Yeah your situation is very much similar. It does seem like he likes you, given how he reacted to that he probably finds it difficult to interact with you in the way he wishes too. When two guys meet and neither is entirely sure of the others true feelings neither wish to bring it up for fear of total rejection. It sucks big time man, I wish I didn't feel the way I did about this guy but I'm old enough now and jaded enough to just slowly ween myself off from him.
I'm just sort of playing it cool now, I've been less lovey-dovey towards him, its all such a confusing game though, backwards and forwards little things. I'm not yet ready to give up so to speak, but I find myself slowly recoiling unintentionally.
We are going on holiday to the Netherlands soon but its a group of us, seven in total, I'd very much like to bring someone from here but meetups don't seem to work well as most guys here are kinda introverted.
>>5959616
Like I said, this is qt as fuck
I'd try and have progressively more contact with him and let it go from there
You're lucky dude, I totally thought that the guy I like was reciprocating but then I asked him out and got shut down. On the other hand he seems to be pretty clearly attached to you at least to some degree.
>>5959634
Swede looks like tilda Swinton and 5652 is literally lady gaga
Any other celeb look-a-like namefags?
>>5959511
Niq post skype pls
>>5959651
hitler is jennifer connelly
>>5959654
>mfw that wasnt even me but now people assume that dog is a symbol of my shitposting
>>5959598
It denotes passive aggressive nonchalance.
>>5959681
Niq post lewds again
>>5959694
Nah you're alright. Not the biggest fan desu.
>>5959542
Do you have any experience with Epilators? Do they leave pimples? Because i am not sure if i want a permament removal.
>>5959700
Pls
>>5959616
all those except the last ones are love songs I think
>>5959648
>he probably finds it difficult to interact with you in the way he wishes too
I know he does. Not just for me, but everyone. You're right, though. I'm scared of rejection but I can't imagine him not wanting to be my friend anymore because I'm attracted to him. What I'm the most afraid of is that my telling him how I feel will make him feel pressured or something. I don't want his desire to do what I want to put a strain on our friendship we've already built. If that makes sense.
I do think it's gotten to the point where I need to talk to him, though. As frightening as it is and as jaded as I am, I don't like to think that I might be missing out on something that might work. I just really like him.
Have you ever thought of doing the same rather than weaning yourself off?
>>5959650
>I'd try and have progressively more contact with him and let it go from there
That's kind of my plan. I'd like to be upfront and honest with him and let him know about my intentions. He appreciates that kind of thing. I just want to do it without making him feel forced into something.
I get the sense that he's had "friends" take advantage of the fact that he's eager to please because it seems like they've accepted him in the past. I don't want to be that guy.
I'm sorry to hear about your own situation, though. I've been through something like that in the past and it's no picnic.
>>5959756
Really?
>>5959750
No
>>5959772
He doesn't seem like he'd throe you overboard if he found out about your feelings. Yeah, you're correct, there's no sense in not just telling people how you feel - if you never ask, you'll never know.
I do want to tell him but its just kinda complicated for me, I do like him a lot but I just crushed on him fairly hard and for me I'd like to not funnel effort into a guy until I knee we'd have a relationship that would last. I'm honestly too shit scared of what would happen to ask him, which is a complete mockery of my previous statement about just telling people but do I say not as I do!
But yeah, this guy I like wants me to move in with him, I'm just going to tell him "hey, I'm gay, figured I better let you know that before we start living together" so I'm saving it for then.
I do hope it works out, he's pretty much perfection to me, he's a lot like me but not so much that it would get repetitive.
I do so hope you muster up the courage to tell your guy, furthermore I hope he feels the same way, I'll be rooting for you anon :D
Forgot to ask in my previous post, does he know you are gay?
>>5959651
..lady gaga is hot in a weird way i guess....
>>5959772
I think that's the right course of action, don't toy with him, just be as real as you can, hopefully he'll appreciate that
>it's no picnic
Damn right, I went into it thinking I'd rather know it wasn't possible even if he said no but honestly the last two weeks since have been shit and I just stare at him on Instagram all day. Oh well, I guess, nothing time won't fix eventually.
>>5959794
not even a weird way. kind of mousey-looking without all the makeup but as a biscum i'd tap
Jesus fucking Christ where the fuck did I put my dildo I mean I joke about this all the time, but when I actually look for it it just gets depressing. Like did I give it to somebody? Did I leave it somewhere? How the fuck do I forget a dildo when I check under the beds and dressers every place I stay before leaving?
I mean, I never use it, but that's kind of depressing, too. I used to do buttstuff but now I'm like an asexual blob but I still have these memories of people coming over and giving me free dildos and I wonder what the fuck happened to that me.
>>5959871
>2016
>Not keeping your dildos in the fridge
>>5959875
Hey epsi, how have you been doing?
Do you still work at that vetenarian?
>>5959878
Not really, I can still work there, but I'm away at college.
>>5958553
>reading smut
reading porn is for girls
>>5959875
I wonder if it could be in a freezer somewhere...
The last place I remember storing it was a suitcase, I think.
>>5959880
Ohhhh, well how's that been coming along, how far into it are you?
Also, any new dildo acquisitions? :P
>>5959883
>suitcase
In some shady deal with the maffia somewhere, a large supply of drugs are being sold for a suitcase full of dragon dildos.
>>5959888
It's my 2nd semester and I'm a junior. Don't really have the money to spend on new dildos, gotta save it all for school.
>>5959889
Well, I still have the suitcase, but I can't rule out this possibility.
So i met a really great qt guy, and we really hit it off and flirting with me.
After a few days he finally confesses he has a partner and didn't mean to flirt, he just is that way and just wants to be friends
I should just kill myself.
>>5959890
How many semesters are there, what are you studying toward?
You've got enough dildos for now anyway haha, soooo many!
>>5959911
I want to finish in 2 more semesters, but it'll probably need to be 3 at hopefully the most. I'm studying chemistry.
>>5959910
>I should just kill myself.
Well you could always plot to break them up and take the qt boy for yourself.
>>5959914
I've been in that situation before. It never works.
>>5959939
Try better next time.
I'm going to fight the devil at the Phillips Arena. This Sunday only.
>>5959217
>why do "masculine" fags only exist online
Because in real life you can hear their lisps
did rugby & swede have sex yet?
Did swede proplapse?
>>5960163
wow why so lewd anon
>>5960163
He's a prostitute. He's got enough practice to handle a faggot like rugby.
Aha! I finally found it!
>>5960227
It was in your ass all along?
>>5960167
>not getting any swedepuss b4 you leave
Do you have a boner issue due to steroid-use?
Guys, I miss sadfrog. :/
Why do people grow up and leave us?
>>5960286
You should too, anon
>tfw no martial arts bf
>>5960318
awesome!
hot too!
tc is poppin rn
how do you prepare for bottoming?
>>5959773
niq pls
>>5960207
He's really a prostitute?
>>5960207
Don't talk like that about Swede, anon. You miserable piece of shit.
tinychat com jrighv
>>5960382
Poop a bit beforehand, clean out further with a finger or two, use a light amount of water to rinse out the immediate rectum if necessary.
>>5960439
hes got dildos the room is jrighv
>>5960463
You're a pathetic cunt, anon. Kill yourself.
>>5960484
No u
>tfw then guy you like is so prickly and harsh
>tfw you just want to wrap him in a blanket, feed him mac n' cheese and love him tenderly
>tfw your bf has the same fetish
>mfw qt fem twink
>going out with a handsome masc bear
>text qt stuff to each other when we're not together
masc4fem master race
I'm seeing my cousin is posting a lot of pictures with one particular guy and I'm afraid they're gay together. That made me lose all motivation to come out because our dear peepaw wants us to have progeny
>>5960695
so just come out before him
then he's the disappointment
>>5960695
>huge family
>dad is one of seven children
>I'm one of 19 grandchildren
>except somehow I'm one of only three with family name
>other two are my loser brother and weird as fuck, super Christian, no sex till marriage cousin
>tfw family name dies because I'm a faggot
feels bad man
>>5960663
shitty taste in clothes?
>>5960318
>tfw no ufc fighter bf
>tfw literally no friends irl
>only thing i do on weekends is occasionally go to the corner score to buy drinks
>>5960779
same! wanna do it together
>>5960742
just adopt, broski
>>5960810
yuck why would i raise someone elses kid
>>5960819
because gays are the ultimate cucks, they raise other mens babies
>>5960830
>implying stealing a hetero's baby isnt the most alpha thing you can do
did you even read the Gay Agenda this year??
Why is it every time I talk to a cute guy I let my spaghetti explode all over myself? I'm able to contain myself when I have to speak in any other circumstance.
>>5960382
Rule #1 of bottoming: Don't be full of shit.
>>5960658
>tfw this is my dream
I want a boyfriend to teach the true meaning of kindness with my dick do
>>5960833
>did you even read the Gay Agenda this year??
I am not gayscum. No.
>stealing a hetero's baby isnt the most alpha thing you can do
The reality of this is. You are raising some alphas unwanted baby. He knocked up some girl and she gave away her baby and you and your "sodomy partner' are the cucks raising it.
>>5960886
He's sarcastic and pessimistic and so tightly wound all the time. He holds people at arm's length and I think he's had a kind of shitty life. His ex-boyfriend was abusive--or someone was--because sometimes if you touch him unexpectedly he flinches and raised voices make him visibly uncomfortable. He told me a little bit about it, but he was like, puking drunk and curled up on my bathroom floor so I doubt he remembers it. I do though. I think I might have kissed him. I don't remember that part.
I just want to take care of him and see that he's stable and safe and happy. But I also want to fuck him senseless. It's a weird feeling.
I have a dream that I'm going to fall back in love with my ex and marry them. Should I try and pursue this dream? He's talking to me a lot again and I think it would be kind of nice to rekindle something with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eeewL0yBuU
Don't you just want to be his BF and feed him something?
Also what are you listening to that isn't shit?
>>5961038
if you havent read the GA then gtfo
you have no idea what we're trying to do
>>5961065
do you punt your hand in boiling water if its already burned you?
>>5961111
I know he didn't mean to though. We were both going through some shit when we were dating and now we're both better. He was pill junkie and I was an alcoholic
>>5961050
>I just want to take care of him and see that he's stable and safe and happy. But I also want to fuck him senseless. It's a weird feeling.
it's called love
>>5961119
girl no its not worth it
>>5961135
I know it's probably not. But I can't help thinking what if things work out.
>>5961105
>troye sivan
>not shit
lol
he's very cute but in a very feminine way. if he had curly hair he could pass as st vincent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynYYqZ2mzvY
>>5961105
yeah troye is mad qt
Not listening to anything right now but this is the last thing I listened to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMAs_-DsXno
>>5961131
nasty that's exactly how I feel about a guy but it's impossible
fuck that I've never felt that way and it sucks
>>5961131
Whether it's a love or a crush, I've got it bad. It makes me feel like a damn teenager, but I like it. The only thing is that I'm not sure he's over this ex-boyfriend of his. I don't think he wants to get back together with him (he had mentioned something about being put in the hospital, but he was practically in tears by then so I told him he didn't have to talk about it anymore), but I think it fucked him over relationship wise. Otherwise I would have made my move already. I don't know if I should.
>>5961105
>Troy Simian
My gay pop idols are better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SguLng9_HVo
I have acid should I take it right now or tomorrow
How can we revive tinychat?
>>5961354
I don't have friends lmao
>>5961366
Oh.
Well, I've never tried it alone. So go for it now and tell us how it goes.
>>5961389
Aight ima drop this boy in like 5 minutes
>>5961172
>fuck that I've never felt that way and it sucks
I've never felt this way before either. But I'm kind of elated. He's just so damn cute that sometimes all I can do is just burrito in my blankets and grin about it.
He borrowed one of my hoodies and I let him have it. He was wearing it the last time I saw him and it was huge on him and it was fantastic. Part of me was like
>Holy shit he's adorable I want to cuddle with him on a sofa or a bed somewhere and kiss the furrow between his eyebrows
and the other part was like
>Try not to fantasize about him wearing the hoodie while he jacks off because you'll get a boner
You're the guy who has feelings for his ex right? Sounds complicated. Do you both have your lives together now?
UPDATE:the acids in my mouth
You just keep in under ur tounge right
>>5961421
I can see why it would feel good to some maybe, but honestly with jerking off and crying as the only available outlets for those feelings it's just frustrating and uncomfortable to me. Like, it feels physically uncomfortable.
That's cute as fuck though, oversized comfycore is adorable desu.
Nah I'm this fag >>5959795
>>5961434
Yeh.
>>5961451
WALK AND CRY
A-WALK AND CRY
>>5961453
Okay so it's like 10 minutes in or w/e
Colors seem more vivid but that could b my imagination
I'm definitely clumsier though
>>5961451
Oops! My bad.
>onestly with jerking off and crying as the only available outlets for those feelings it's just frustrating and uncomfortable to me.
I've been there before. You're right, time does make it better eventually, but it's not a reassuring thought when things are so shitty.
I started out feeling like crap over liking this guy because I thought he hated me, but I just realized he's kind of introverted and has a hard time opening up to people. It's almost like he's scared to let people get to know him or some shit. Once it was established he was my friend, I felt relieved. Now I just sort of pine over him and feel silly. If I wasn't so sure he wasn't still messed up over the last guy he dated, I'd ask him out already.
It seems like your guy runs hot and cold a lot. That must be hard to handle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!! WOOHOO
Feeling very light headed I am acting like a child and I'm sweaty
Listening to dj Rashad pass that shit
>>5961546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghOKU8D-lMY
>>5961505
>I started out feeling like crap because I thought he hated me
yeah actually that kind of happened with this guy too
he's much more stereotypically gay than I am and I let some things slip that maybe I shouldn't have politically around him early on because I'm an opinionated dickhead for the most part so I thought I'd already fucked shit over
but then we started chatting more and he said some shit that, to me, felt like he was making clear advances
so I grew a pair and asked him out (first time asking anybody out ever because all the rest of them have been straight) and he's like "I'm actually planning on asking out another guy tomorrow"
then, the day after, the guy he asks out rejects him, so basically, nobody is happy, and that's life
>I just realized he's kind of introverted
that's endearing though, like a tsundere or some shit
Ok I'm def super fucked how m I even moving
>tfw friends who want to play magic cards with me, but a bf who hates magic cards and doesn't get along with my friends
>tfw trying to juggle things and keep everybody happy, end up failing, leaving my bf unhappy and bringing drama to my friends
>tfw almost got broken up just now with for 'kicking bf out' when we were chilling, and going to a pre-release tournament with friends
How would you guys handle things if your boyfriend and your circle of friends didn't get along very well and you had to make a choice one way or the other?
>>5961585
I think the real question is: is your bf qt?
I was getting fruit at 7/11 and i couldn't stop laughing uncontrollably
>>5961050
>if you touch him unexpectedly he flinches and raised voices make him visibly uncomfortable
classic signs of abuse desu anon
>>5961594
I think he is pretty foxy.
>>5961585
>bf not being into magic
>Not wanting to get in on the wonder of a SOI prerelease tournament.
ew
>>5961628
weird choice of words but there's your answer faggot
tell him you're sorry you disobeyed and suck his dick
>>5961630
I got a pre-release promo Arlinn Kodd, as well as a Sorin planeswalker, and all my friends were mirin and telling me how expensive those cards are and how I should sell them, but I was too bumed out with bf drama to be happy.
>>5961657
>Got an arlinn kord and a sorin
jesus fuck youre lucky.
>both me and my ebf are wannabe qt's
>we aren't really cute nor handsome, 6/10 at best
road to disaster or match made in heaven?
>>5961577
>so basically, nobody is happy, and that's life
That sucks! Does he still do the cuddly stuff even after he turned you down?
>that's endearing though, like a tsundere or some shit
It's extremely endearing. I want to scoop him up and kiss him all over and see him get huffy and flustered because he's super cute like that.
Neither of us are stereotypically gay and I would have never guessed he was if his close friend (who introduced us) hadn't let it slip about the asshole ex.
>>5961585
It's not fair that he expects you not to spend time with them. Is there any reason that they don't get along or just a difference of interests? Will promising to do something he likes after the event with your friends make him feel better? Couples have to have separate parts of their lives after all. That's how a relationship stays healthy.
>>5961623
That's what I'm afraid of.
>>5961612
Acid's always been scary to me. I've never tried anything harder than weed. I did shrooms once but it was kind of lame.
>>5961612
hey please don't spend all your trip on this piece of shit website. acid is an amazing window into true beauty, it would be a real shame to waste it on 4chan.
>>5961612
That's happened to me sober.
>>5961679
>Does he still do the cuddly stuff
It was never physical, but he did say some shit that led me on
That aside, I've only really talked to him once since then, because it was two weeks ago and this past week has been spring break so I haven't seen him around. When we talked it seemed like all was well, we agreed to not make it awkward when he rejected me, but then (and this will sound extremely petty) he's stopped liking my shit on insta where he used to consistently be the first. That last bit is probably just him trying not to lead me on but I can't help but interpret it differently because I overthink absolutely everything.
>Huffy and flustered
I love seeing guys dig themselves into a hole like that, by acting grumpy they just make themselves cuter
How close to him would you say you are currently? Honestly you seem like you're in a pretty good position to ask him out so long as you take it slow.
>>5961679
>I did shrooms once but it was kind of lame.
Lol what were they portabello?
>>5961786
Yeah, that could be him trying to distance himself from you in the sense that he doesn't want to give you false hope. He might even feel bad for unwittingly encouraging you before you asked him out. Of course it's going to be awkward at first, but hopefully things will get better as time passes. Though I admit that's not much of a consolation now.
>I love seeing guys dig themselves into a hole like that, by acting grumpy they just make themselves cuter
He's pale so he flushes easily. It's the cutest thing.
>How close to him would you say you are currently?
I'd say fairly close? I feel that way at least and he's not the type of guy to spend lots of time with just anyone since it's pretty clear to me he doesn't trust people. We were introduced through a mutual friend that has known him a long time and now we text each other a lot and hang out together frequently. That night he got super drunk, threw up and told me about his shitty ex-boyfriend we wound up sleeping on the couch together. He pretty much used me as a pillow. Then he bought me Waffle House the next day as a thank you. I've bought him meals and things before, too.
You don't think he's still dealing with the bull ex put him through to be asked out?
>>5961794
Nah. Lame wasn't the right word for it, I guess. But I wasn't crazy about it. Everything was really vivid and beautiful, but I don't remember doing much aside from playing with my pasta endlessly because I thought it was too pretty to eat.
>>5961585
i've been down this road before, dump him. It isn't worth losing your friends over a miserable cunt.
>>5961517
post some real party music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18N2k1TBBRE
I'm on an acid
>crush sorta likes me
>too insecure to capitalize on it and pursue a relationship
>he walks home with another guy today
>>5961854
>Doesn't want to give you false hope
yeah, I hope so. I really want to get to know him better, even if it's platonic, he's a really good guy and in a lot of ways he's everything I wish I was. It actually wasn't even awkward when I talked to him, but I think that's because it was in a large group. If we were on our own together it would probably be extremely awkward.
>You don't think he's still dealing with the bull ex put him through to be asked out?
I've never dealt with abuse so I can't really say for sure. That said, I think if you pad asking him out with reassurance that he can take it at whatever pace he wants, hopefully there won't be any harm done. I'd say make it clear that you don't expect him to say yes while you're at it.
>>5961890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LBnMRWeV-E
>>5961908
I'm sorry man, that's shit. Try and use the experience to remind yourself to take what you want in the future, maybe? Honestly don't have any more concrete advice than that other than to wait it out which sucks.
>slowly becoming less shy and saying the first hello more often
feels good
is this the road to tfw bf?
>>5961924
that's the road to getting fag bashed
>>5961890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ly4611uL6Q
>>5961923
thats shit m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA
would you kiss this cutie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytqUUkU5_UQ
>Make plans with gay coworker to go out to a gay bar
>Finally I can be in a place where everyone is like me
>Chicken out at the last minute
wew. Now I'm playing a WoW private server
i feel like a bitch in heat rubbin my boyclit against my pillow but its so good
>>5961948
FUUUUUUUUCK no
>>5961945
>calls Fatboy Slim shit
>posts fucking Len
wow nerd what's it like having shit taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTxOKsyZ0Lw
Essential gaycore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEUdQRv3Bf4
>>5961948
>English teeth
This is such a place
>>5961976
not all of fatboy slim's stuff is good
but i fuck with the chemical brothers, you've redeemed yourself m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZqUwxAXkRM
??? I'm listening to bjork
>>5961923
>I really want to get to know him better, even if it's platonic, he's a really good guy and in a lot of ways he's everything I wish I was
You're being real noble about it, dude. I've been on both sides of your situation and I've had people turn really petty and shitty on me. Your attitude is definitely going to make things easier for you both in the long run.
>I've never dealt with abuse so I can't really say for sure.
Yeah. I'm a pretty touchy guy, but I realized almost right away that I had to be careful with how I physically interacted with him. He's gradually gotten more comfortable and now even kind of seeks it out?
>That said, I think if you pad asking him out with reassurance that he can take it at whatever pace he wants, hopefully there won't be any harm done. I'd say make it clear that you don't expect him to say yes while you're at it.
That's definitely how I'm going to have to go about it. I don't know what the hell happened to this guy, but it's like when we first started hanging out he was suspicious as to why I even wanted to spend time with him. It was like he didn't believe that I wanted to be his friend.
>>5961945
Ha ha! I love that song! I'm listening to this one right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqCNXj3hsLE
>>5962010
Naw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riT9_pqCXHE
Legit this is so fun
>>5962010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gZj_MJJ4s8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKSoBJ8WirE
>>5962057
Cringe. People have done acid before. Nobody gives a fuck. If you were really tripping that hard you wouldn't be posting about it on the internet.
>>5962082
stfu nerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL-0nC1vpmI
RIP Mark Bell
Wow, Gwen Stefani is just on SNL a lot, isn't she?
We r the earth intruders
>>5962141
hey dude in all honesty dont waste your trip on fucking gaygen, go experience nature, meet a stranger, explore your inner thoughts, anything. this isnt the best use of your time!
>>5962155
Nah it's cool
>>5962141
TURMOILLLLLLLLL! CARNAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
>tfw no bf to have an acid trip with while listening to bjork
>>5962141
No, no.
Spend it here.
We won't hurt you.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/mw_HKzo9Ync
>>5962166
I'm in vulnicura rn if you're getting that idea
>>5962155
like i know its ~good enough~ but its not worth it ya know?!? this is a sacred time and space to be occupying, go out there and make it special! i believe in you!
>tfw no BF to share this with
>>5962187
hey do you wanna chat or something? i believe an acid trip is a really sacred experience and id love to share it with you
>>5962192
Yeah sure uh
>>5962195
do you use kik? mines mcjergal
>>5962011
>You're being real noble about it, dude
thanks man, I appreciate it, hopefully it'll pan out
>I've had people turn really petty and shitty on me
yeah, there's a straight girl that asked me out a couple months ago and now she doesn't really talk to me
it's a shame, she was pretty chill
Your guy has pretty clearly been through some shit, but maybe you can help him out, not to use the whole bird with a broken wing cliche.
I gotta go to bed, but all the best. Hopefully you guys can have the adorable sappy romantic relationship we all want.
>>5962181
>>5962192
lmao it's just a fucking trip man
>>5962202
fuckkk elias is a qt
>>5962202
>just a fucking trip
confirmed for not knowing the power of a great trip
>>5962202
>hopefully it'll pan out
It will! Like I said, it's not really reassuring right now because everything is crappy, but it won't be forever.
>yeah, there's a straight girl that asked me out a couple months ago and now she doesn't really talk to me
I've had that happen to me a few times. Apparently I'm more attractive to girls than I am guys? Either that or most guys just don't realize I'm gay. I'm a beanpole, a total clod, a stoner and get classified as a "nerd" a lot so that's probably why.
>Your guy has pretty clearly been through some shit, but maybe you can help him out, not to use the whole bird with a broken wing cliche.
I don't know the full extent of his situation, but it must be scary for him to trust new people. He's getting better, though. But he's putting just as much effort into it as anybody. He would have never slept/cuddled with me on that couch about a month ago. No matter how drunk he was.
Sleep well! I wish you the best too! Keep me updated on how things are going with your friend and how you're feeling. : D
