>tfw want to be a slut
>tfw also want to be respected as a person and dont like being looked down on
just fuck my shit up lads
last /Gay General/:>>5951838
How big is too big for a cock
>>5955515
Find a bf who will fuck you everyday then lad
>>5955531
3 inches
Exclusive top here
>>5955531
Never too big
t. Epsilon
>>5955531
more than 6.5 inches is suboptimal imo
>>5955541
Girth?
>>5955531
Depends on how much of a slut you are
>>5955544
length. Its doable, its just not ideal.
and past 7.5 inches is probably my absolute cutoff where i dont even want to try taking that kind of thing because its just not fun
>>5955552
In b4 ban
>>5955552
thats one myspace-tier angling job there m8
>>5955556
What about girth tho. I'm 6.5" girth
>>5955560
sounds like you've got a baby dick m8
>>5955564
yeah thats too much. you arent getting anywhere near my bp pham.
>>5955565
whoops, did i hit a nerve?
just calling em as i see em, no need to get mad.
>>5955568
I like it when you play hard to get
Hey guys what's going on?
powerpuff yourself
https://www.powerpuffyourself.com/#!/en
>>5955583
>blood fetish
Who the fuck has that shit?
>>5955583
I only have one pen unfortunately. i will have to look out for a thicker nib next time i go shopping though
>>5955591
>>5955591
Woah...
I should hit the gym...
>>5955555
>five 5s
>Texas born and raised - profile from a guy in Texas
>UKlad here - profile from a guy in the UK
>Londonfag here - profile from a twink in London
Why do fags always tell others where they were born/raised on gay profiles,especially when they live in the area they say they are born & raised in. Why the fuck does it matter? Who cares?
I only want to know where you were born/raised if you're in my city and not from here. Why do fags always state the obvious?
>>5955669
Baader-Meinhoff.
>>5955342
>who's ugliest fem
>fem
girl...
>>5955591
Ah yes
what if my name ends up being the guy you have a crush on?
>>5955687
sure "stella", sure
>tfw 4chan misgenders me
where were you when An Hiro was confirmed for transphobe?
Is this part of the april fools joke? I have to click play and listen to people say numbers to verify like a blind person.
>>5955716
You missed one on the second go. Check this shit out.
>>5955531
probably greater than 6.5in is too huge, girth... idk don't have a reference size
Do you get banned for linking your dick on imgur on blue boards?
I'm a newfag to /lgbt/.
>>5955765
No, linking is fine.
>>5955765
No. Imgur linking is fine.
-Gatch
>>5955765
no, external links are fine
so lets see it
>>5955531
>too big
When excessive practise does not help.
>>5955777
B-but that's naughty
>>5955782
this
new captcha fucking sucks
>been taking activated charcoal for 3 days
>detoxing
>right now my farts smell like hard-boiled eggs :/
>tfw born in 3rd world country
>tfw only gay friend is a lesbo
>tfw no bf to cuddle with
what do?
>>5955787
And you're my naughty boy. Now post pics, Daddy says so.
>>5955765
No it's fine, show your dick "Kristi"
>>5955797
>tfw born in first world country
>no gay friends
Where'd you find her?
>>5955811
You're making me nervous
>>5955835
she was just really open about it since lesbians are less hated here
we complain about lives being unfair to each other
feelsgoodman.jpg
>tfw circumcision scar fetish
does anyone know this feelerino
>>5955677
what is being implied here
>>5955856
no
I like uncut dicks
>>5955856
>tfw I have a fat uncut Cherokee cock
feels good mang
>>5955868
poster isn't fem at all
just average gay
>>5955856
>circumcision scar
I'm not sure what you mean, examples?
>>5955776
lol mfw you feel the need to sign your posts
>>5955889
a scar
around the dick
where your superfluous skin used to be
>>5955883
how would you personally define fem pham?
>>5955908
>superfluous skin
you mean the rest of the man?
>>5955927
androgyny
>>5955927
girly
>>5955878
rellus?
its not that fat bb
>>5956016
what the fuck is rellus
>>5956016
he's also not uncut you idiot
>>5956016
i'm not rellus
what does his dick look like
how does this make u feel
i'm bored and heroin is giving me a junkie drawl
POST VOCAROO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MYUpDoDTUf
>>5956054
>am i cool yet?
your post is the equivalent of me taking a picture of my meal and posting it here for attention. this isnt your personal blog, dummy.
>>5956062
>gaygen
>not just a bunch of stupid blogs from stupid tripfags
>>5956065
>hey look i have identified a problem with this forum
>better make it worse
dumbo
Guy I lost virginity to/best friend/first love's wife is having her baby today. They texted me three times where I'm at.
I can't do it, I don't want to be around them anymore. I was a best man at his wedding and I being around him has made my life terriable.
He acts as if nothing ever happened between us. Is it wrong for me just to drop him, no more contact?
I wish I had the money to move far away and start new
>>5956078
have you tried just talking to him and being honest about how you feel miserable around him?
you're an adult, act like one
>>5956054
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13EP5dgCLeO
>>5956083
He's happy where he is, to him its all over. I don't want to push anything on him, I just want to never see him again.
>>5956091
Okay, so explain that to him. You're acting like a melodramatic lil babby, man up.
Maybe he can even offer some suggestion that will fix things?
>>5956078
You were at his wedding, the man said "Speak now or forever hold your peace", so chill the fuck out or stop talking to him.
Who here is the cutest?
>>5956106
proof
>tfw hair all the way up my dick shaft
>>5956116
i dont want to make you insecure, Jermaine.
>>5956123
fight me
>making sexually explicit donations to make heterosexual twitch streamers uncomfortable
this is the life
>>5956142
>donations
But I don't like giving money away.
>>5956149
its only like 1 buck per donation
and t b h if i wasnt giving them money i would probably feel a bit bad for harassing them
>>5955881
I don't get it... like mutilated dicks ewww
>>5956142
do you follow qt boys
>>5956153
>1 buck per donation
No that still hurts too much.
>>5956120
Post furry dick
>>5956161
yes
my favourites are ThatGuyTagg, Strippin and n0thing (before he got that stupid beard)
>>5956176
gay
>>5956183
he got married last year
:(
>>5955890
>the joke.
>Your head.
-Gatch
>>5955890
He's ginger. He has to crave attention anyway he can.
>>5956152
ew no
I'm uncut and bigger than that
Cuter, too
>>5956207
>-Gatch
What the hell did you just do?
I have taken cocks in literally every orifice of my body, literally sucking the semen straight out of a man's balls and into my asshole
Heil Hitler, I'm voting for Donald trump
-Gatch
>>5956235
Fuck off, ya cunt
-Gatch
>>5956062
>>5956084
the heroin was only incidental
the point of my post was for people to post vocaroos of their voice because I like when people post vocaroos
given the general quality of posting and twink attention whoring on /gaygen/ there most be a reason other than "shitting up the thread" why my post in particular triggered you and tore up your tuchus
who /no longer pleased by small dicks/ here?
can't get a single sense of ssatisfaction from small dicks anymore...
btw I leveled up!
Got a guy to nutt in my mouth and i didn't even notice I swallowed!
>>5956242
>literally every orifice of my body
>ears and nose
alright then.
who /uses grindr to get weed/ here?
How can I feel more comfortable about my dick size?
I'm 8" long x 6" girth but I still feel inadequate
Maybe I watch too much porn
>>5956264
sometimes
>>5956264
I want to use grindr but I don't want it to link to my fucking facebook
I want to use a fake name and shit
>>5956271
It links to facebook? jesus fucking christ.
where's the discretion?
>>5956271
how will grindr link to your Facebook? are you thinking of tinder perhaps?
>>5956271
Grindr doesn't link to Facebook
>>5956242
post slutty photos
I want to slut, but afraid if I stretch my asshole it will remain loose for the rest of my life. Is slutting it up for a couple years really worth it?
>>5956278
Pls stop. You're not attractive enough to be posting selfies..
>>5956271
facebook recommended me one of my hook ups like a month ago
not that i minded, i don't make any secret that i use grindr
>>5956245
Are you seriously signing on a day where everyone is a namefag. Attention whore much?
t. Dolores DeWitt
>>5956283
dont be jealous
-Debbie Price
>>5956278
Fucking grose
>>5956282
it can shrink back unless you stretch it out to really inhuman proportions or you regularly take girthy guys really regularly for a long time
>>5956275
I assumed it was the same as tinder
>>5956290
whats yr problem
-debbie price
>>5956302
Nope.
I don't even have Facebook and can still use grindr. All it requires is a mail account, it doesn't even have to be a real e-mail since there's no confirmation required.
GATCH COME BACK
>>5956355
post lewds bb
>tfw pozzing bitches on grindr
Gonna be a hell of an April Fools for these neg faggots
-Gatch
Who else here/hasnofriends/ and is gonna spend friday alone ?
>>5956363
mm okay why tf not
http://i.imgur.com/Jv46XEZ.jpg
-Gatch
>>5956355
Your name is Billie Wade you pubic louse
-the man fucking you're mom tonite
>>5956374
Eh, I got an 8 ball and a Bad Dragon, I'm set
-Gatch
>>5956376
>http://i.imgur.com/Jv46XEZ.jpg
im disappoint bb
>>5956384
i've got 8 balls and i'll be dragon them across your face
>>5956374
i would ask if you wanted to play vidya, but im feeling very sleepy so imma go to bed now
>>5956374
Me.
Then again I'm starting to get used to it.
how do i ask someone to rub my tummy without coming off as a weirdo?
>>5956390
>im disappoint bb
>Amanda Porter 04/01/16(Fri)18:54:22 No.5956388 â–¶
>>>5956384
>i've got 8 balls and i'll be dragon them across your face
>Audrey Anderson 04/01/16(Fri)18:54:35 No.5956389 â–¶
>>>5956374
>i would ask if you wanted to play vidya, but im feeling very sleepy so imma go to bed now
>Rudy Huerta 04/01/16(Fri)18:54:46 No.5956390 â–¶
>>>5956374
>Me.
>Then again I'm starting to get used to it.
I've always never had friends and I'm still not quite used to it.
>tfw your twitch husbando isn't streaming tonight
jdimsa
>>5956374
I have friends and I'm supposed to go out but I don't have any money because I spent it all on alcohol
now I'm just wishing I had money for alcohol
>>5956403
tagg?
how can i alienate myself from friends and family in a short in rapid amount of time in such a way that they won't feel guilty when i kill myself due to the realization i will never be happy or a productive member of society?
asking for a friend.
>>5955624
fair enough
do you use a dip pen or a fountain pen? its just that when I first started I got a Manuscript fountain pen which came with like 4 different nibs so its kind of strange that you would only have one nib
also r8 this mockup for a book of hours page which I will copy from and use as a template for the finished piece
>>5956376
10/10
- Gatch
Who else here /small testicles/ ? At least I can sit cross legged... right ?
>tfw no rugged jock bf to tease you for having small nuts
>>5955531
anything >8 long is like lol fuck no, unless you are riding it. Having a guy hit that 2nd sphincter is not fun
girth though, oh man, the more girth the better, nothing beats feeling him stretching you wide open
>>5956637
Mine kind of are
>>5956637
me
I'd sacrifice an inch off my dick if it meant I could have big balls
big fuckin SAGGY balls mmhm succi succi
>>5956638
But the 2nd sphincter can be a lot of fun to penetrate
>>5956662
alright I'll bite
whats this mysterious second sphincter?
is it that third hole people have been talking about?
![git-38-638[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IlnOYfa.jpg "git-38-638[1].jpg")
>>5956665
Sigmoid sphincter, it's a little bit into the colon and all that. It can be hard to breach if you're not used to hitting it, I usually can with a little persuasion/force.
>>5956662
there's literally no point to it, and unless you've been training with massive horse dildos, it isn't fun
>>5956681
For me it is actually a really pleasurable spot, just in a bit of a different way. It's not for everyone though I agree, going that far can be a little uncomfortable.
>>5956673
wow.
So like how far is it, can my dick reach that far? does it need to? this is crazy
>>5956695
I think it varies by person, I'm not sure actually how far in it is, like 7-9" maybe? I know I can easily penetrate it with my Medium Chance horse dildo, but that's really the only one that goes that far.
>>5955538
small chubby dicks are such a turn on
>>5956695
and no it's not really necessary for a top to reach that far, I think for most it might be uncomfortable.
>>5956695
no, your prostate is only like 3-4 inches inside you, that's really all a top needs desu senpai
>>5956374
Literally did the laundry with my mom today
>>5956748
omg is he okay?
>>5956759
I do have a tendency to like bigger dildos, but penises don't necessarily have to be big to be satisfying. Having sex with an actual person is a whole different experience from just using a dildo, less emphasize on size and more importance on how they use it, foreplay, attraction, etc.
Gonna ask a guy I've been fucking for a long time (like two years) to be my boyfriend.
Wish me luck lads
>>5956812
Why would you bf a slut?
>>5956818
I'm pretty sure he's only ever been with me.
>tfw no bf
Sometimes I remember that upwards of 95% of men will never know the magic of prostate stimulation, and even among those who do, the majority will never experience a hands-free orgasm. I'm not sure if this makes me feel special like I'm in a secret club, or terribly sad at all the wasted potential.
>>5956852
I feel nothing from prostate stimulation. Its not for everyone.
>>5956771
this is the dumbest question i've ever asked and only doing it because I'm anonymous and can fade into the cracks...
does it make you feel full, like eating?
>>5956831
Why only now then? What the fuck?
I don't understand gay mating rituals
What's your favorite anime?
>>5956870
Uhh no not really...that's not how I would describe it
>>5956880
My top three favorites currently are Baccano!, Steins;Gate, and Welcome to the NHK
>>5956885
Don't think so. I find it, I feel the difference but theres no feeling from it being touched. Even when getting prostate exams I don't feel anything, its just not a thing for everyone.
>>5956891
its possible for something to be in your butt without hitting your prostate, or without doing so in a pleasurable way. for example, during a prostate exam.
Its okay
sex
tfw you're twitch husbando is streaming
HOW TO CUDDLE???
I like big spoon but what do I do with my bottom arm??
2.5 more hours until I can go back to using my name to get attention from random neets to fuel my ego
hahaha
>>5956969
>6969
HNNNNNNG
pls be in B O S T O N
>>5956969
bully may be an autistic faggot but I still love him
always and forever
tfw nearly 21
tfw never experienced young love
tfw basically gay dead
>>5956981
same but only the part about almost being 21
>>5956981
I lost my virginity when I was 20, it's not a big deal. Gay death (at that young anyway) only applies to twink types, so I'm guessing you're in the clear. You have a very full lifetime of bearhood and/or daddydom to look forward to!
>>5956932
Who's your twitch husbando?
Mine is monotonetim :3
>>5957003
I can't tell you because you'll take him from me
>tfw the guys you're really attracted to are all straight
It isn't fair
>>5957000
im the twinkiest of twinks. nearly a girl.
not even sure whats going to happen to me once i turn 25 like i hope i just i can stop existing.
anyone elses butt itches?
>no bf to scratch the inside of my anus for me
>>5957011
post pic and we can foretell exact time of gay death
Why are faggots so fucked up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm6yAnov4O8
>>5957034
imagine like hitler or niq or 5652
>>5957043
>hitler or niq or 5652
so, ugly? that explains the virginity
>>5956961
under the neck
>>5957048
none of those people are ugly
>>5957048
in tears atm
rip my fragile self esteem
post pic, babe ;)
>>5956266
Just accept that there are smaller fish and there are bigger fish in the ocean. And yes girls will feel that larger one.
>>5957018
Yeah all the times
>>5956274
>It links to facebook? jesus fucking christ.
>where's the discretion?
Newsfeed: Allen Holt liked BigCockstud83's profile.
>>5957040
>one gay man is psychologically unstable
>all gay men are "fucked up"
Yeah sure every single gay person is fucked up in the head. Do us a favor and go kill yourself.
I have never had a bf, anyone else in the same situation ?
>>5957128
WOAH ANON WENT THERE GURRRRRL
THIS IS ONE GAY MAN WHO IS NOT ASHAMED OF WHO HE IS
BERNIEKEK2016 BERNIEKEK2016 BERNIEKEK2016 BERNIEKEK2016 BERNIEKEK2016 BERNIEKEK2016 BERNIEKEK2016 BERNIEKEK2016
>>5957132
yeah.
you in london? we can be bf's
>>5957132
>dozens of sexual partners
>zero romantic partners
i dont like what this says about me
>>5957145
No
sorry in Canada
lol ffs
just seen a bunch of sjws on fb saying changing group names on april fools is problematic bc it can trigger people with unreality or gas lighting syndromes. like wtf.
>>5957162
Probably says more about gay men really.
>gay death
>twinks, daddies, bears
>gays nothing but sluts
>all this body pressure
I don't want to give a shit about all this stuff I just want to be a normal person, is being gay really like this or is it just gaygen? I don't really have experience with other gays beyond the internet
>>5957193
it really is like it, sometimes more sometimes less.
>nerdy introvert fag
finding others like me is hard because they also hide inside all day avoiding human contact
finding one that also isn't an ugly train wreck with basic hygiene is even harder
>>5957236
>tfw kind of nerdy
>tfw want to be more extroverted, but have a tendency to live like an introvert
>>5957242
I go to parties sometimes, even clubs or bars
But I never hook up or anything like that
All i need is someone to play games with that also fucks me real good
>>5957252
I like parties and I also don't like hooking up and like playing games
Be my bf?
>>5957258
sure come fuck me after we've connected over videogames
im European though so good luck
>>5956965
>priscilla frank
this name is actually more fitting for an attention-whoring diva on a vietnamese glass blowing image board
>>5957270
Well... can't you fuck me?
I don't know if this'd work
>>5957284
it's 5 am where I live and I'm still coated in snow
it's a winter wonderland and its April
so I doubt I'll leave anytime soon
I'll top tho idgaf
But while I'm here, what's your favorite game(s), anon?
>>5956831
>only ever been with me
mmmmm-hmmmmm
>>5957193
gay death is a spook
most guys do not neatly fall into one of these categories
slutiness is a spook
body image is a you problem
These are all issues that really do exist in the gay community. However, it's important to remember that we're on 4chan here. 4chan users like to inflate the truth, set unrealistic expectations for other, lie to make themselves feel good and others feel bad, and are generally not nice people. In the real world, most guys are not so cruel, or at least not as harsh or tactless about it.
>>5957294
Civ4
Victoria 2
Crusader kings 2
Dragon age
TES III-V
I feel like we probably don't have similar taste in games
>>5957320
heroes of might and magic 3
super Mario sunshine
Final fantasy 4
I guess not, but I still like TES and the rest of the games you like
>>5957319
this is actually pretty true
I live in gay mecca right now and most guys are pretty nice
we're all emotionally stunted and don't know how to have a fucking relationship, but thats a whole 'nother story
>>5957279
hitler has such a nice ring to it though I feel
>>5957343
I don't rweslly have body image issues, all I know is I have a great ass and the rest of me is Ok
what about anime and stuff? Although I haven't watched any in months for some reason
>>5957329
>we're all emotionally stunted
I have a feeling I'm misinterpreting what you're saying, but I disagree slightly. There's something about being openly gay that forces you to really look in the mirror, accept who you are, and be mature enough to expose this vulnerable part of you to the world. That's a kind of self-awareness and emotional fortitude that you actually don't see in most people.
>>5957343
That's what I meant by "a you problem." It's only a problem if YOU think it is.
>>5957351
I wouldn't call myself an anime fan but I like it and watch it sometimes
>>5957364
thank you for keeping me company at 5 am, anon
I have heavy insomnia for some reason
what about online games?
this conversation doesn't really serve much point but it's kinda nice either way
>>5957340
priscilla > hitler
deal with it
>>5957376
I'm kinda afraid of new people even online so I don't really play online games but I have played guild wars, GW2, WoW and sometimes now I play PoE or D3
>>5957391
I used to play gw1 and I play gw2
I miss gw1 a lot though it's definitely one of the better mmos I've ever played, i actually cared a bit about the story and stuff
Even in gw2 I just skip every cutscene because I don't care
>>5957361
yea everything you said is true, what i am saying is that because so many of us didn't get the "normal" socialization as a child/teen WRT dating and relationships, many of us are just now experiencing those things. So we are making the same dumb mistakes that a 15 year old would be making in a relationship at age 25+. Like not communicating or not knowing what you want or many other things that straight people generally deal with at a younger age.
does that make more sense? i dunno if i can adequately explain it.
>>5957400
GW2 is garbage
>>5957400
Oh yea I really liked GW1, it was one of my favorite games
>>5957390
Priscilla Hitler it is then
>>5957407
okay patsy who gives a shit
I enjoy pvp and WvW and flying around in the new expansion is also very fun
>>5957411
i like it
>>5957403
That does make sense. A lot of our socialization and growing up happens behind closed doors in a way, which I guess is what brings people like us to a place like this.
>>5957414
I'm just saying, I put about 300-400 hours into it, played at the time of release, but quickly grew to hate it because it was just so terribly boring, the combat was awful, it took everything GW1 did and shit all over it. It's a damn shame GW1 had to die so that GW2 could exist.
who is the worst trip in this thread
>>5957419
They also added fuckall for content during the times I played, the living story shit was garbage and fractals were meh.
>>5955552
No banana for scale? For shame.
>>5956278
Does not count if its your own bb
>>5957419
so have I, I played since first closed beta and have the faithful achievement and whatever
It's not like I play it everyday but if I don't know what to do I'll roll over into pvp and have some fun
>>5957430
yeah basically
They shoulda just made Dervish again instead of revenant
that class with the spirits also, forgot the name
>>5957426
There are no trips in this thread
Except for Gatch I guess but it goes without saying he's the worst
>>5957434
I got bored of it after a few months, tried coming back to it, but hardly anything had changed to make it worthwhile. I felt worse for my friend I play MMO's with, he put around 5-6 years into GW1 and for him GW2 was a massive letdown. We tried to make the best of it for awhile, it was decently fun at first, but after awhile the game got so repetitive and dull. The only thing I liked that they added was the toybox area, only to take it out later.
