Only maidens of virtue can post itt
▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Discord: https://discord.gg/0qFz5Shp1aVSTsTz
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg
▶Tinychat: therapedungeon
▶Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
I will make my exit then D:
No place for this town bike
>>5943620
first for LARGE THICK COCKS
and rubbing them all over and into your body
>>5943627
wtf...
>>5943608
i'm enrolled...
>>5943627
uhhhhh is this actually gem
WHy did I think this was a good idea, there's no way I'm actually a woman. This is going to be so embarrassing I don't want to do it anymore
>tfw Edie talks about being respectful of your first time
Eeeeeeeeeee omg my heart
maybe if y'all were chiller and happier and less angry you could go to parties and be in sororities and hang out (and fuck) frat bros like me!!!! you dummies
i cant tell if i would really fit in in these threads or not at all
think its both at times
>>5943637
You'll be fine. Be brave.
Also, goodnight everyone. Sorry Elanna, ran out of time for lewd chat.
Why am I cursed with being in love with my best friend, who tolerates but doesn't reciprocate my feelings
>>5943646
I'm serious, I'm asking myself why I did this I don't think that I could really live as a woman.
>>5943632
yes
If edie ever shows in my city portland again, I will make sure she pays
>>5943653
wow i didnt know you were a slut
>>5943638
>respectful
You cheated on your gf you piece of shit.
Your gf should kick your ass
>>5943626
i like you desu
>>5943659
lets fug
mfw my bobs are now too big to close my jacket
> Tfw feminine enough that everyone genders you female by default without hearing you speak, but masculine/feminine enough to not get any weird looks in the men's/women's washroom, shopping around in the women's section, or at lingerie stores.
Also, somehow, I'm passing before I'm *ready* to fully transition and so, an awkward atmosphere follows me around when waiters/etc. invariably 'misgender' me and I use my boyvoice because i'm not confident in my girlvoice yet. Tbh, I'm kinda confused as to which restroom I should be using, since I'm sorta androgynous.
Also, I've been ncreasingly liking how things fit on me recently. With a +2-+3 aug (flatness is a family trait on both sides of the family), I should be a solid 8-9/10, bodywise. Woo woo!~
>>5943668
>ywn touch cybas bobs
>>5943659
Bro, you'll have to get through he ex ranger boyfriend first
>me and yume have the same deadname
ayy lmao
>>5943683
Justin, fuck off
>At interview in complete boymode. Guy clothes and voice.
>"Frank there's a woman here for an interview with you "
I wasn't expecting this. Help.
>>5943663
Her gf didn't want to put her in a bridal gown and lead an alternatively crying, laughing, blushing, happy Faye around the reception.
Can a person really exist with such bad taste?
>>5943672
>>5943692
>tfw people start gendering you female even when u 100% boyvoice
>>5943665
hi~!
If I don't get into grad school this summer I think I'll kill myself :3
>>5943693
Faye could've at least had the dignity of breaking up with his gf
life is suffering
>>5943697
>boyvoice
boymode*
>>5943698
You can still try to do more things you know. Most people drop out of academia.
>>5943693
>blaming her because Faye doesn't want to move forward in transitioning
This is the biggest misconception that has ever taken place with Faye, he is literally a chaser on hormones
>>5943698
i hope u get into grad school then
u could also take a break after school and do something else then go back to school. like teach for america or something gay like that
>>5943638
i-i just want it to be special :x
>>5943698
learn 2 weld then
I've been watching so much Slayers. I'm on Try now.
After 52 episodes + OVAs + the first half of Try, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tn7SiC_Z4I is stuck in my head.
God, this show is fun. Lina and co. casually unwittingly spreading death and destruction whereever they go while saving the world in the more leisurely, happy-go-lucky manner possible.
>>5943663
its just a meme
>>5943719
>2016
>not being an underwater welder
>tfw you're slowly rotting out from the inside
>>5943722
No it isn't
>>5943711
He's also a closeted transphobe and drops trip to attack his friends and he used to shade edie as being a sex whore. It's ironic and completely ludicrous that they are in love now.
How long does it take to get hormones prescribed in the US? I've been going to a therapist for 2 months so far.
>>5943728
people can change, they can get worse
>>5943726
same
let's make out
>>5943733
Hi Faye.
>>5943715
I'm going on a trip to the Pacific NW (including tranny mecca Portland) after I graduate my BA this summer, but in order to meet my family's expectations and not seem like an useless english major druggie idiot cocksleeve I have to go to grad school and do something with my life.
>>5943731
3 months is usual.
>>5943726
collapsing
in on myself
i don't know why
i try (i try)
>>5943736
You're an English major?
>tfw 25 year old virgin who hasn't experienced anything remotely close to intimacy
Finally a thread for me.
mtfg is my favorite over-complicated soap.
That most of the characters are trans just makes it juicier.
>>5943736
ya but u could always do something else before grad school, something that could even improve your chances of getting into grad school
even tho u are a cocksleeve u still seem like a good girl overall
Are any of these intials yours, mtfg?
http://prntscr.com/alukqx
I caught a glimpse of myself in a window today. I look nothing like a woman.
>>5943745
yup
But I have certifications for entry level IT work and know how to program
But I'm best at readin' and writin'....but all the rest of my family work in oil or are engineers or lawyers
>>5943746
The closest I've ever gotten was holding hands with a female friend in high school. We had one class together and we'd usually just sit next to each other and hold hands all period. That's all that ever happened though.
>>5943747
hello fellow watcher
>>5943697
Oh no, in my case >>5943672 I'm usually in andorgynous clothing. Femme, but like, nothing *too* excessive for a guy to wear, would look gay more than anything else. Just skinny jeans and a nice femme jacket with androg top.
I've been gendered even after whipping out my girlvoice out of my ass. It's just stressful because I'm not used to it, and I hadn't practiced it much so it was literally 'do or die'.
So yeah, I could probably yolo fulltime right now with few problems. I'm just totally unprepared. I haven't even gotten my eyebrows done or replaced my old pair of eyeglasses for a more feminine frame or contacts. Plenty of things I can still do.~
i like me
>>5943750
are these birthdays?
>>5943728
why are you so upset lol
i want to kill
>>5943763
SRS dates for Suporn.
http://www.supornclinic.com/clients/calendar.htm
>>5943762
>ywn ktf
>>5943763
Neovagina birthdays.
>>5943751
So do you look like a man?
>>5943750
no. what is this from?
>>5943767
my initials will never be on there
>>5943758
if you become a girl you don't need girls
Get in tinychat you nerds
>>5943767
>actually cutting off your dick
>>5943716
If I get srs... And we're still together, do you get to take it twice?
>>5943764
You're trash
>>5943773
That's the plan.
>mfw one day I'll be able to squeeze my own boobs
>>5943780
>being a chaser
>>5943612
>are you really maddie's gf??
ask her ;D
>>5943746
>tfw only intimacy I've every had is kissing a girl once in high school
I still don't know what she saw in me. I'm repulsive
>>5943747
i know right
an interactive text and image-based soap opera starring a buncha trannies
and its constantly playing!
what a time to be alive!
Are all of the trips who are close together just in relationships with each other?
> All these transbians.
I don't get it. I'm going to all this trouble to try to become an ordinary woman and live an ordinary life. Why would you want to date someone with the exact same problem you have? It's like doubling your emotional baggage, and it kinda goes against the whole 'living a normal life' thing.
It just seems weird. I could understand trans friends for support, sure, but dating? Eugh, no way unless it falls from the sky. I'm not gonna go out of my way to date anyone trans, but like, if it winds up happining randomly in the future, sure (unless it's FtM, I like the dick too much to ever be able to date a FtM). I'm just going to continue in my life, date cute/hot guys, and go from there.
You know what I'm saying? It feels kinda like you're chasing trannies as a tranny. Like, what?
anyways, I'm going to workout.
I think Im going to buy yoga pants tomorrow.
How do you prevent property damage if you try to commit suicide using burned charcoal?
>>5943802
by succeeding
>>5943802
No! bad coffee.
>>5943787
> Tfw I already can.
> Tfw it sends a jolt a pleasure through my body.
Only caveat is that I'm pretty small. Such is life when your sister is an AA-A, and your mom was a 36B until she went through menopause. RIP. Meanwhile, I'm sitting at a 34A, and I doubt they'll get much larger unless I gain weight.
I'll probably get an aug. Fuck being flat.
>>5943793
I can't believe I used to watch TV instead of watching some of us transgirls create drama for themselves.
How the times change.
>>5943782
yes :3
>>5943783
tru
>>5943784
no lol
>>5943802
You're not far along enough in your transition to kill yourself. You have to wait at least 12 months. It's in one of those papers you signed.
>>5943802
um, don't use burned charcoal? Get some LN2 and seal yourself in a room and play with it and freeze shit as the oxygen slowly leaves the room and is replaced with nitrogen and you slowly and painlessly suffocate to death?
>>5943795
Just the ones that step foot in Portland.
>>5943795
Like who
>>5943797
> Why would you want to date someone with the exact same problem you have?
bcus then you have mutual understanding and don't have to explain yourself to your partner and have went through similar things.
>>5943811
I swear u learn more from TV than these threads l-lol
>>5943811
welcome to the year 2016
what a time to be alive
>>5943820
>tfw no chlorination
quick someone grope my tits
>>5943828
M E G A M I L K
>>5943825
>has gf
>cuddles and makes out with Edie
>sends her lewd pics
>still with old gf
>claims it isn't cheating
>>5943828
where you at
be there in like 20 minutes
>>5943807
The carbon monoxide produced would still linger. If I'm going to kill myself, it would just be me, I wouldn't want to harm my family members.
>>5943808
Sorry blublu, but I don't want to live anymore.
>>5943819
I heard both were harmless methods, it's just the burned charcoal produces carbon monoxide.
>>5943825
I probably will pass. And will be pretty. But that doesn't stop the dysphoria I have now. I'm not sure what to do and suicide seems like the best way to end all of this suffering.
>>5943831
p o r t l a n d
>>5943828
That's a cool shirt. Is that omocat?
>>5943836
yeah
also got pretty boy shirt
>>5943830
Cheating is sex
She knows about me sending out pictures, been doing it for years
She knows how I feel about edie and everything I did, she even brought up it would probably happen with someone that weekend, and mentioned to be good and not have sex.
>no sluts
we'll see about that :)
>>5943832
Permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Can't say I don't consider it when things get the bleakest but Imma stick it out.
>>5943832
> If I wait a few months for hormones to work then you'll pass and be pretty.
> I can't wait, I'll kill myself so I'll never pass or be pretty even though we know it's preordained.
Well...
>>5943797
no one chooses to be attracted to the people they're attracted to lol.
sometimes you just meet someone and it all clicks.
it feels right and you're happy.
why wouldn't you explore that option/pursue it if you felt that?
>>5943832
It's just your brain telling you to kill yourself, don't listen to it
>>5943835
yeah, but like where tho
>>5943838
>cheating is sex
K so your life isn't my business but you can't really make up your own rules for what cheating is
>>5943839
Is that a horse?
>>5943844
yume is a slut dont go near!
>>5943842
Well true, I just don't understand why transbians are so common when even the idea of it seems abbhorent to me, as a trans person.
>>5943844
u cute?
>>5943846
>you can't really make up your own rules for what cheating is
That's literally exactly how relationships work. You discuss boundaries with your partner and stay within them.
There's a transwoman employee at this gymI go to that more-or-less insisted that I use the ladies restroom when she saw me walking out of the men's.
I honestly don't give a fuck what restroom I use, a pisser is a pisser. I just don't want to make anyone else uncomfortable.
I'm in this gender limbo where I make a point of coughing or sighing with a dude voice when I walk into the men's restroom out of habit so everybody else knows what's up, but I guess I should start doing the opposite and using the women's restroom and pretend to be mute.
Can anyone else relate?
t
>>5943810
>mom is 36D
>sister is 38C
>I also have a lactation fetish so I can induce that and probably make my boobs grow more
I'll get at least a B-cup, right?
>>5943856
I literally do this at my school ;-;
>>5943828
>tfw you will never be rich enough to pay for a house in tranny utopia so all the girls you live with could just live happily doing whatever they want
Why try
>>5943858
my boobs are still growing but are bigger than my moms, smaller than my sister's
>>5943847
ah so i take it youve seen me hard before :)
>>5943851
mebe
>>5943848
do you have a skype?
>>5943868
cyba.teknik
>>5943866
holy shit i remember you from /cd/
>>5943839
You're so pretty. It triggers me.
>>5943866
lmao
I love u lydia
>>5943852
Well then there was some key information missing from that post.
>tfw pizza turns u into a giggling schoolgirl
>>5943866
>uses heavy makeup
Nice burrito body
>>5943875
No maddie
You are the schoolgirl
>>5943872
>lydia
>pretty
>>5943838
so are you and your gf now exe's?
or are you going to break the sex boundary with edie next time you meet?
>>5943850
idkk. i mean i've always dated and liked men until the past month or so? and this is the first time i've ever had real serious feelings for another trans girl in my life. wasn't really looking for it, but it just happens sometimes. personally i think it's pretty rare to find someone who you really click with and care about as it is, and it's even rarer to find someone you feel that way about who reciprocates it. so idk. it's just my opinion anyways, but if you can find that, you should consider yourself lucky regardless of their gender to have found that connection, and you should do whatever you can to keep it.
>>5943868
Coffee committing suicide causes so much pain and suffering to those who know and love the person who chooses to take their own life.
How many of u bishes have kitchen privilege? What's the bestest food you can cook? :'>
>>5943872
some ppl think so!! if i am tho its not rly good for anything outside of making men give me money.
>>5943876
so what?
>>5943879
uh oh i triggered someone :)
>>5943891
>What's the bestest food you can cook?
lasagna
>>5943891
Lol the kitchen is mine and ive done thanksgiving for my family numerous times.
>>5943891
C-chocolate Decadence
>>5943883
you and faye are such a cute couple. im so grateful that i was there to capture your first date on camera!!
>>5943891
I've been polishing my cooking skills since the start of my transition. I can't make anything super fancy, but I can make essentially any of the basics (soups, stews, curries, stir-frys, etc. etc.). I'm not the *best* cook, since I don't have that much experience, but I'm better than the majority of people my age.
>>5943900
I'M FUCKING SHOUTING
>>5943902
DO A VOICE CLIP AND POST IT!
>>5943883
Happy for you two. Too many people go without a so, especially trans. Mushy but fuck it.
>tfw your boyfriend says you look better and pass better in real life than in pictures
how should i feel about this
>>5943906
good bc he thinks ur cute
>>5943902
and who could forget your first kiss without throwing up in your mouths?
>>5943906
Good
>new job if I get it (90% chance at this point) it's going to be shopping for groceries all day
Plus is I won't have any co-workers or bosses around all the time negative is that there will so many people
joking aside this is extremely triggering to me
>>5943910
>mfw i think this pic is kinda cute
>>5943922
Cut throat kitchen for trips
>>5943914
good for voice practice?
>>5943927
That's too much pressure ><
>>5943903
n-no!!
>>5943905
t-thank
it's still early tho. i'm js! if you like someone then you like someone and that's ok.
>>5943910
I FUCKING HATE YOU LMAAAO
ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HER ON FB
>>5943891
i specialise in quick home made easy meals that taste gourmet
oddish is talking about insect dildos, come join us in the rape dungeon. its getting hawt in here.
>>5943891
Whatever desu. I'm not a chef, but I can cook for myself.
tfw you see thread title
https://unsee.
cc/nesaziru/
tfw ywn not be a slut :/
>>5943890
at this point i don't even care if i'm being selfish. i just want the dysphoria to go away.
>>5943934
you mean stuff you take out of the freezer and put into the microwave
>>5943926
>mfw
>>5943914
that sounds like my dream job! switching off while you wander around the aisles like a mindless consumerist drone is the most relaxing thing ever.
>>5943931
faye accepted my friend request like a week ago
>>5943891
i can't cook yet. nobody lets me use kitchen.
>>5943940
you have to give it time, how long on hrt?
>>5943942
no i actually am pretty good at cooking food, ask Gem or Emma desu
i learned under Emma who was a professional chef o.o, that would be my cooking level if it wasnt for her
>>5943952
almost 2 months
>>5943891
The best omelette french toast sandwich ever
>>5943953
where mommy trip @@@@@
>>5943927
>tfw you're in love with Kelly.
Do want you want with me.
>>5943959
i like "kill yourself gay-o" more
>>5943953
Yeaahhh i know theres a chef around here, cause i talked to her while dating yes chef
>>5943953
Wait Emma was there too? The one who lives in Illinois? Damn Yume your gt has some long ass reach.
>>5943967
yes that one
no she's not here right now
her and i dated for quite a long period of time in real life, we still gr8 pals
>>5943891
my muhfuggin delicious wings
>>5943906
great
>your item arrived at our USPS location in your hometown
Oh sweet jesus thank you ;-;
>>5943962
That's not as cute :((((((
ask ur mommy to change it back heh
>>5943981
that's a lot of onion senpai
>>5943961
... thats out of right field. >.> i don't know you anon.
>>5943974
Oh ok. The reach comment still stands.
>>5943981
the fuck is that shit?
>>5943981
Trump 2016
>>5943981
holy moly that looks so tasty
i wish i wasn't on a 1000 cal diet right now
i'm so darn hungry
>>5943986
i have fucked trips from coast to coast, my chasery knows no bounds my friend
>>5943981
>green onions on wings
oh shit nigga u based af
whats in the sauce
>>5943943
not my best moment
>>5943996
>my sluttery knows no bounds
ftfy
>>5943981
those look really good. heres my salmon soup :0
>>5944005
im okay with that
>>5943981
DELICIOUS
im making GENERAL TSO right now desu
how do i become a cute girl
>>5944006
>your name
>this picture
So conflicting.
>>5943627
gem pls
>>5943922
g-gosh
I'm not even that good at cooking though
but I did make a deboned whole stuffed turkey for christmas last year which everyone loved.
it had a pork, sage, onion and cashew stuffing
>>5943996
I can only respect such chaser mastery. You should write a book after you become Trumps running mate.
>>5944006
what kinda salmon
personally i prefer tuna but that shits expensive
>>5944010
kill yourself like that one coffee kid and hope you be reincarnated as a female desu. the cuteness depends on ur genetics duh desu
>.> cucumber salad
>>5943996
>no bounds
i'm fucking untouchable in this southern hemisphere, kiddo.
>>5943985
Please Miss Kelly. Don't turn me away. I'll be loyal!
>>5944021
Banana bread
>>5944017
desu i could, im narcissistic enough
>>5944022
i have no reason to leave north america at the moment
>>5944021
this sounds like a prison sex move
i just injected meself for the first time tho
>>5943983
>dat waiting impatiently for inhouse to ship mones feel
good times :D
>>5944027
Annnd canning day with neighbors veggies. Sorry if copy pasta to those around 5. Months ago.
>>5944028
i wish i could move to NA but i am too unwell to travel.
>>5944025
Guessing anon i talked to the other night?
>>5943984
>>5943988
>>5943989
>>5943993
>>5944009
my muhfuggin delicious wings. I ate 1.5 pounds of them last time. so good.
>>5944000
Firecracker wings
5 pounds chicken wings
1 teaspoon sesame seeds, toasted (To toast the sesame seeds, just put them over low heat in a dry skillet and watch them carefully!)
¼ cup minced ginger
1 tablespoon minced green
onions
½ cup Sweet Soy Sauce (page 85 or find in Asian
markets)
⅓ cup chili-garlic sauce
1 tablespoon freshly cracked black pepper
3 tablespoons sriracha sauce
1 teaspoon ground sea salt
¼/cup apple cider vinegar
2 tablespoons soy sauce
1 cup honey
¼ cup kosher salt
6 cups water
I use extra chili garlic sauce and sriracha. Marinate in chili garlic sauce for 2 days
>>5944006
want
>>5944031
the best feel. prepare to be horny
>>5944043
dude they look ugly
>>5944043
>chili garlic
>sriracha
fukkkkkk
>>5944031
ill give you an injection
>>5944043
fuck i dont really want or need that feeling
>>5944043
looks okay, but that's a lot of sauce
are you ok?
>>5943637
What did you do and hold tight, you'll get through it.
>>5944019
everyone else is so much better at cooking than me ._.
this was my first attempt at a turkey because its the only picture I can find, I can't find a picture of my beautiful roulade turkey
hiiiii
who wants to strangle me until I die or cum?
or feed me spicy vegetarian Chinese food?
>>5944056
Decent crisp on the skin. Try breast down next time. White meat godmode.
>>5943953
im glad all those times i cooked for you rubbed off on you, i guess when i was in the kitchen and you were watching me you were watching more than my butt :3
>>5943974
>>5943986
mhm we did, back before when she was only on spiro, she was still pretty passable back then even though
>>5944048
get in line buddy
>>5944056
did this happen when you cut it tho?
>>5944059
can i feed you chinese food until you die or cum?
>>5944067
why make a lineup?
life's an open whore
>>5943721
I like the slayers motion picture most, along with next i think. Have you seen the movie? If you enjoy slayers you will also enjoy:
Nadia
You're Under Arrest!
Sonic OVA
>>5944066
the only way i am capable of learning most things is by uncut observation on the ground
if i see someone do something once i can re-do it with 75% accuracy and then concurrent times will help me make it my own creation
im really good at direction because of this and can memorise complicated routes really easily after only doing it one or two times.
and yeah... your families face when they found out i had a willy x)
>>5943891
my ham and cheese omelet I made this morning
>>5944076
Ramsay and Pepin also cook with a shit ton of experience, its easier. Meat falls off the bone.
>>5944079
spicy is goooood
one of my friends once made wings with a pb&j sauce
it was really fucking weird but damn it tasted good
>got a lot of work done tonight
>skyping with a qt gril who I really like
Bretty good night desu
I did an art show at my school today, and got to show off all my work, I am really proud of my portfolio.
I also went girlmode for the first time in months, and it felt good, nobody was mean to me.
I feel like I might get my life together.
I was accepted to my top two colleges, and I'm keeping up work on my film project.
I also figured out that I want to be a park ranger for some time after college. I have like four and a half years to become a passable qt, then I can be a fun tomboy camper type.
I think I will be able to get a cute bf before I die.
My voice is getting better, I still sounded like a gay man, but I could tell the progress from how deep my voice naturally is.
I had a long walk tonight in sme really nice weather under a starry sky, and nobody called me a faggot or nothing.
Also
any resources to gaff/tuck? I'm having a hard time finding any resources on this, and when I hold it all in my body it helps w/ dysphoria a lot.
>>5944092
Lies lol. Its not just for thanksgiving.
>>5944094
>maddie back from the dead
so u really are a wizard
>>5944094
tfw maddie will never fuck you
>>5944092
u gotta get u some of this and fry it up real good wit dat infrared fryer. ern boudreaux made one for the last fais do do at the bayou barn and aaayeeeeeeeeeeeee dat wuz gud
>>5944095
oooh nice
what kind of art do you do
post portfolio!
Ding dong, hello
>>5944095
Sooo i have a large.. package? A lot to tuck. Anyway the only things that have worked for me has been bikini style swimsuit bottoms or athletic tape.
