Have you done you homo duty and converted a pure unsuspecting str8boy today?
Old thread: >>5853329
>>5857005
you're bad
and you should feel bad
>>5856996
I've spent the day laying in bed watching Gotham. And the only thing I ate today was 930 calories in Girl scout cookies.
Kill me.
>Tfw no jewish BF to corrupt my pure white boipucci and make me do increasingly lewd and degenerate things
>>5857010
reported :]]
>tfw no trap gf
Post music
https://youtu.be/KOFw2UPLdPk
>>5857079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmIImhzLV0o
https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U?t=2m49s
This bitch's throat game sounds like a fucking PowerVac.
>>5857092
>wanting citric acid in your pee hole
>>5857079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLp9vKnb8c0
Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmastime soon!
>>5857079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq36y3I9iHQ
>>5857079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PDmZnG8KsM
>tfw you missed the 80s
>>5857092
>I coulda been fuckin a grapefruit all these years
>>5857079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnOp7XNWF4U
>tfw your jewish bf will never give you extra helpings of fluoride and xenoestrogens in your food in order to make you his dumb femboi cockslut
So after my date ended unexpectedly early, i replied to another guy
Tells me he's a DL daddy, married and swinging and with an oppressive job so he can't let anyone know he's bi
Shows up at my door
In his fucking cop uniform
And proceeds to be the best daddy i've ever been with
>>5857351
Circe goes to jail.
>>5857351
>circe hosts
why am i not surprised
why do gay guys think that sending photos of them deepthroating a banana to other people is a good idea?
it's not
>>5857351
This is gay gen, go tell your slutty tranny stories somewhere else
>>5857351
pls die
Do gay couples ever prefer to do husband and wife gender roles or is this transgender territory?
>>5857663
I want a boywife so bad.
>>5857691
What is a boywife and why do you want that?
>>5857663
im pretty sure husband and wife gender roles would belong in like... normal straight people territory before transgender territory?
>>5857663
The bottom is the wife. I don't care how much they whine about how male-male relationships are purely equal and transcend the whole hetero paradigm, they're a goddamn cock receptacle and should know their place.
>>5857721
Not if you're male and want to be the wife without all that transwoman complications.
>>5857740
What if they switch?
>>5857801
versfags are the biggest degenerates
is it wrong that I hate being feminized but like it at the same time? like strangers very often mistake my gender, and I have tried it, and I do pass besides voice when I crossdress, and I think it's fun
>>5857805
What is a versfag?
>>5857702
It's a feminine dude that's your husband but acts like a wife.
See dragon husbands for examples
>>5857819
They do both top and bottom position
Circe fucking disgusts me holy shit.
She had a guy cum on her for money. Had a date with another guy and had sex with another in one day.
What the fuck man...than brags about it here.
>>5857871
Don't worry, none of it actually happened.
>>5857871
and you use the word than when you mean then
disgusted
>>5857882
Fuck off circe.
Keep defending degeneracy fag.
>>5857663
Both people in the couple should know how to cook. It's 2016, learn to cook.
The other roles tend to be divided up on preference, example, my boyfriends likes to make breakfast and tea for us in the morning and I tend to make dinner.
>>5857079
https://youtu.be/hSja3k1j9jo
>>5857888
not circe
I love getting high but whenever I get high I get depressed and realize I'm so unlikable that I don't have a bf who'll love me and all those guys rejected me for reasons.
>>5857919
weed has a tendency to make you over think things. you may have some undesirable qualities but I'm sure there's some things about you your potential bf would appreciate. the fact that you realize you might have some problems shows that you're at least self aware.
>>5857919
You can always fill your brain with static while you painfully try to avoid letting the existential dread set in.
>>5857919
What were the reasons?
I hate weed and I hate stoners but I won't deny that it makes you wise in many ways.
>>5857945
He said I was creepy because I would send random stuff every 3-4 hours in an attempt to start a conversation
>>5857919
420glazit
>>5857950
That's not creepy. He was probably an asshole. I don't like stoners but you sound cute.
>>5857960
I'm not a stoner, I just smoke in social situations and it makes me laugh more.
And I'm not a cute person, I feel average but sometimes I feel like other people think I'm weird, but I know that other people are worrying about if I think they're weird, but maybe they aren't, I don't know.
>>5857967
Thanks
>>5856996
It turns out real life isn't like my live action homo animes. ;_;
twf no bf to double team zordn with
Tops: I was bullied when I was in highschool and let it happen because I wanted someone to save me.
This never happened.
As a result, I simply gained self confidence and learned to defend myself.
But if I had to do that, then what use is a top?
>>5858031
To defend each other.
ugh why do shaved balls itch more than hairy ones? it doesnt make any sense
>>5858161
the hair is growing back you duncecap.
>>5857919
I've only smoked weed three times in my life, and all three of them it made me want to kill myself. I got super depressed and cried uncontrolably until I fell asleep. Idk why it has that effect on me, but I don't really want to explore it further. Shit was scary.
>>5858167
but i literally shaved <3 min ago. how could it grow back that quickly?
>>5858173
Irritated balls
so glad im not /pol/
>>5857663
I feel like I'm becoming the wife in my relationship. He tries his best to help out in the kitchen but he;s really shit at cooking so I end up doing most the work. I don't really mind though.
>>5857919
t b h dont even think about that shit when im high
im a whiney lil bitch when i havent had a spliffy for a while
Watching animals kill other animals is so cool.
>>5858011
Slav? or?
>>5858249
Shut up ya lil bitch
>>5857663
I mean it's not that uncommon. Me and my bf always joke that I'm the wife. And I do usually do the cooking and cleaning. So kind of gender roled.
I think i need to get off grindr
Goddamn my addictive personality
>when you are so understimulating you start to feel nauseous
>>5858637
i'm nauseous every time i wake up in the morning and realize i woke up
> got drunk last night and deleted grindr and made a scruff
I think I'm a addicted to compliments desu
>>5858725
I'm the same way. Just be careful, if you get addicted to it and land yourself in a relationship you might land yourself in some hot water.
>>5856996
I convinced my straight(ish) friend to play with his prostate, does that count?
>>5858841
What did his poo smell like?
>>5858851
like poo
>>5857012
Being in a relationship makes you lazy, fat, and unmotivated.
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Why do gays become like pregnant housewives in a relationship?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>>5858871
>tfw straight man poo
>>5858851
I didn't do it with him, just instructed him on good technique for doing it to himself. I'd imagine it probably smelled like poo.
>have a bf now
>this place is so dead without me
Senpai is banned until April 5th for violating Global Rule 9.
everyone pretend to be Senpai or Rugby and get permabanned
Senpai #bitchdic
>>5859125
That has never gotten me banned.
>>5859118
How much did you shitpost?
>>5858641
omg you're preggers!!
>>5859121
why was he banned in thte first place?
>GAY GUY CALLS HIMSELF A BRO
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT
![Crying-Frog-Meme-16[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HlRq53S.jpg "Crying-Frog-Meme-16[1].jpg")
I WANT A BF RIGHT NOW
>>5859255
O-ok
So I like my boyfriend as a person a lot and we share a lot of the same interests and fetishes and he's bright and all this other shit
BUT I'm not sexually attracted to him, like at all. Sometimes when I wake up next to him I just feel annoyed he's even there.
I'm no slut so I'm not cheating on him or anything, but should I stay in the relationship? I think he's in love with me so I doubt he would ever even speak to me again if I broke it off, and I do want to remain friends
>>5859255
me irl
>>5859266
>I think he's in love with me
Is this one of those "We met 2 weeks ago and we're bf's" sort of thing?
You should talk to him about this and maybe break it off nicely.
>>5859245
calm down bro
>>5859273
no we've been going out since Halloween
>>5859255
No one you meet will ever live up to the image in your head
Even one that you think is perfectly reasonable isn't because you've been tainted by this site
Congratulations
>>5859340
I have no standards, i would date a bum if he fucked me and gave me a little bit of attention.
>>5859302
fuck me dude
>>5859352
You wouldn't
We all know you wouldn't
You have standards that are high and don't even realize it
>someone on grindr says they want to come over and hang out
>they actually just come over and hang out
This is nice, too.
>>5859435
Did you actually sleep with three people last night?
>>5859435
bitch your hoeness is my ultimate goal
>>5859435
That's a shocker. Considering you sleep with anyone any chance you get. Was he a tub tubs too?
I want to push circe in front of a car. End the plague of degeneracy.
>>5859375
I have fantasied about fucking a dirty hobo, so yeah, i totally would.
>>5859495
God you're disgusting
Stop posting
why is a tranny blogging in a haven for gay men
>>5859549
She's not a tranny when posting in a gay thread even though her porn tumblr says trans all over it.
>>5859549
Because shut up.
>>5859266
How I determine if someone is compatible with me, is if I can sleep next to them at night and wake up with them the next morning without getting angry, annoyed etc.
That's my thing, find someone I can sleep next to at night. But that's just me.
>tfw miss sleeping next to and cuddling my ex all night
>>5859558
Fuck off circe.
Nobody defends circe besides circe.
>>5859549
we are going to gas it in due time, don't worry gay brother
now let's post some bears
>>5859556
post her blog
>>5859637
>bears
lmao nigga rt you weak
>>5859524
Why? Just because they spend most of their time on the streets doesn't mean they are extremely dirt, most cities have places where hobos can shower, eat and sometimes sleep, only crazy hobos are disgusting dirt since they ignore those places.
Also there's lots of good people that just fell into a bad situation.
>tfw you'll never meet a hobo, make him your husbando and help him reconstruct his life again
Why live?
>>5859594
I wasn't defending zim. I was doing a reference.
>>5859647
don't be a bitch nigga nigga
bears are love, bears are life
>>5859698
um guys who look like underaged, pedobait are lyfe here, so fuck off with your 'men'.
>>5859701
Fuck off Rugby.
>>5859709
trip on rugby
>>5859701
>underage pedo bait
s-sounds like me even though im 20
>>5859701
um nice try tranny, into the gas chamber with you.
this is a masc4masc safe space for masc men like me and other true gay men who are not u
>>5859713
Did I actually get that right?
>>5859735
>with you are help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFuiaQ6g5o0
thread needs more nightcore 2bh
>>5859649
Because they're disgusting and most are substance abusers and you just want them for your sick fetish
Kill yourself
>Tfw no gf to just say "you dont need to lift I like you the way you are : )"
>tfw no gf that I say shoo shoo you tubbo
>she will never call my dick tubbo.
>tfw no tubbo mctubby titty gf
![29690955[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/cusucVX.png "29690955[1].png")
>>5859780
>tfw no one will ever want you for their sick fetish
>>5859187
a lot
>>5859789
have hope
>>5859881
That guy projected himself into /pol/ and went crazy
I got a new fuckbuddy and he's a literal 10
I'm quite excited
>>5859888
yeah okay john. tell me another
>>5859888
Post his pics mate
>>5859888
post sex vid pls
>>5859909
You're still here? Ew.
>>5859918
yes now leave
>>5859901
This pic doesn't exactly show how ripped he is tho
>>5859924
I bet you're the hobo fucker seen here: >>5859495
>>5859927
>tfw no hobo bf
I want to kill women and jews tbqh
>mfw bf
c:
>>5859927
Hobos need love too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ39fZWkgnM
also your main squeeze is a 6.5/10 at best
he looks so basic and dead in the eyes
>>5859927
>literal 10
He's a 7 at best
>>5859915
FOR YOU
>>5860013
Are those your pictures or are you just memeing when you see your que?
>>5860038
memes
>>5859549
everyone here is a tranny bro
>>5860182
im not a tranny
just shaved my dick
feels weird man
>>5860231
i didny shave my body, just my D. i still have a hairy stomach, legs and butt. I just wanted to improve my dick aesthetics
>>5860197
>tfw not a tranny
>>5860256
You got the wrong guy. But someone keeps bumping that thread to spite me.
Im a mans man a real man.
I took my first bbc off of grindr
>>5860283
I don't post here often. I don't mind people who fuck a lot, or do the open relationship thing, but you're trashy as hell. Please stop this nonsense.
![1452016345007[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NpQ4Jko.jpg "1452016345007[1].jpg")
>>5860283
>>5860270
no you're not, maki
sorry about your dick
>>5860291
Sorry, i just like talking about my experiences..
I guess this is a pretty non-receptive place to find people who want to listen.
>>5860283
Every. Single. Day.
No wondering your bf/fiance/fuck toy/swinger is breaking up with you.
>>5860227
you've never shaved your pubes before?
maki are you here
This just in: /pol/ is gay for a twink trump supporter.
>>5860642
>This just in
You're a bit late.
>>5860649
I figured as much. But the feller is a true 10/10 twink.
>>5860659
Shit taste.
>>5860659
I can't wait to never be on 4chan. Memes are stupid. This kid just looks and act like every other generic high school dweeb.
Plastic surgery? Yes? No?
I'm seriously tempted to get some work done. I can easily afford it and it's generally cheaper in Europe anyway. Except it feels like cheating and I'm afraid it'll "taint" any future relationships I might have by making it feel fake.
Thoughts? Experiences?
>>5860642
I'd like him to get a hair cut.
Then he can receive my cum.
Long hair is for true losers.
Additionally, hypergo is fucking uggo, did anyone else know that? I mean even fucking circe is hotter.
>>5860659
circe?
>>5860765
if its good no one will notice and if you never have bio kids theres no surprise reveal either
>>5857079
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAnLHSLHGQ
>>5857079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euci0_BBmNE
>>5857079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAMrsdIn1tU
>>5860819
Would you feel offended(?) if you found out the guy you were dating had work done?
Can't shake the thought that I would be living a lie.
>>5860936
Depends on what and why they did it. But generally I wouldn't really care.
how do I get a jewish guy to put his pp in my bp
total gayness
If you were going to get married, would you have a bachelor party?
>>5861070
doubt it
not really one to party or anything like that
>>5858605
get AID's you fuck
>>5861039
Put a sheckle in it.
>>5859435
get cancer
>>5860320
hey circe, can you actually get a perforated colon? Just get one and bleed out. Please.
Do most tripfags get read for filth until they're exiled? Everyone was making fun of that big orange fella and I don't see his bigass around anymore
>>5861134
are you still engaged?
>>5860691
Except he was fucking brave enough to talk while being screamed at by liberal chimps
>>5861184
He did it for the creamy memes
>no woman want me
>dick is barely long enough to penetrate a mans ass when it's rock hard (5.1 inch)
>usually gets a bit soft fucking a guy, don't know why but maybe because I can't stand the shit smell
>when it's a bit soft it's literally too small to use for fucking, it falls out and can't be put back in again
>bottoming feels awful
Why live?
>>5861209
>no woman want me
Why would we care?
You aren't some traitor are you?
>>5861227
I'm a biscum I guess and would get any woman that would accept me without a second thought.
Also, maybe it's easier to fuck a vagina with a small dick than an ass?
>>5861209
stop butt fucking you dumb slut
frot + oral
>tfw you toot and cum comes out
whoops I guess there was something left in there :3
I think I done fucked up tonight. Got drunk and e-mailed "the one that got away," whom I haven't spoken to in years. I have no idea if he's even alive, let alone if his email is still active or if he'll respond to me.
I'm staying the weekend at a friend's, and tried putting a curse on him. He's been bragging about his body so goddamn much that, while he was sleeping, i snippeda bit of his hair, made a paper poppet with his name on it, folded it up, told him to gain weight, and burned it on my vape burner.
and now I think it might have worked. the nigga just ate a whole pizza and he's complaining like "why the fuck did i do that, i didn't even know it was gone until now"
what the fuck do i do
>>5861237
This would be pretty great, too bad none else is satisfied with this only and no shit compressing.
Oh God the guy I'm obsessed with is ruining everything
I can't even drink anymore, drinking just makes me yearn for sappy romantic shit
I just want to cook with him and kiss his neck, gaygen. Why can't I just do that
>>5861161
What?
i met a cute dutch guy and we've been talking all day and i'm sure that he's gay just like he's probably sure that i'm gay but we don't talk about it and im nervous and happy at the same time
>>5861209
hahaha
I know these feels.
Though, I'm more inclined towards men. Without a doubt my best relationship, and person I love was with another guy. I firmly believe the emotional bond between two dudes is far superior, from my experience.
However I never had a problem with the evil poo smell or anything. Even more strange is that like you, I have a below average dick, and somehow managed to be the dominate perpetrator. But I feel that was more that my last partner who I love, and the one before that who I dated for a short while had great sexual chemistry.
>>5861237
Also this.
Huge fan of cock touching for some reason. Two warm dicks rubbing, man oh man oh man.
>>5861272
I don't have his number sadly. I have him on Snapchat though.
Even still I don't think I can make myself ask him. At least with coming out I was able to just get wasted and do it because I knew nobody gave a shit but for this I'm so fucking afraid of him saying no. I guess maybe I have deeper issues I need to work on but I think I'd be crushed if he said no to me, and even worse the thought of my friends knowing I got rejected terrifies me.
>>5861289
I would love nothing more. Like, nothing at all
>>5861161
this post reads like you tried to use urbandictionary to understand how gay people communicate
Why do guys on apps never respond to me?
>>5861322
Nah bruh he deserves a better guy anyways desu
He's cute, witty, smart, likeable, charismatic
Meanwhile I'm awkward as fuck, pretentious, and I hate almost everything but him
>>5861348
uggo? old?
>>5861355
I'm not old
I don't put a photo up on shit like grindr
That might be part of it
>>5861363
I should correct myself
I put a photo but it's not a pic of me
>>5861363
Do you at least send a face pic when you first message someone?
>>5861369
No
I only send a pic if they ask
>tfw daddy buys you pink panties
his wife must be jelly
>>5861363
yeah that's super suspect and not worth the energy and time to try to figure out if you're real and attractive
>>5861372
that's your problem. I never reply to people without face pics, either public or if they don't send it along with their first message
>>5861373
Tell us more
>tfw norwegian qt you had/have a crush on sends you snaps of him fucking his bf
Thanks, y-you too
>tfw no bf who kisses me with chewing tobacco in my mouth
Truly suffering feels.
>>5861386
not having a picture just raises huge warning flags that you're not who you say you are, and people primarily use grindr for hookups (that's what it's for) or dating.
>>5861386
>But why?
Because most profiles do have pictures.
If you don't have one you are either
>ugly
>in the closet
>not serious about meeting irl
>insecure
>All of the above
No reason to waste my time with someone like that when I have literally dozens of other people to talk to.
>>5861388
don't you have a plethora of dragon dildos to keep you busy though
>>5861426
why would anyone message you if they have no idea what you look like?
>>5861439
Why wouldn't they?
If they're on grindr they obviously don't have much going on
It's not like it's a some hard task to chat
It's not just grindr either
People don't converse with me on tinder either (which I find really weird) and I have my pic up on that
>>5861426
because there's a shitload of scam artists, catfish, and general weirdos all over grindr and i'm not going to let them make it that easy when i have tons of other options. its so easy to go on an instagram and steal a bunch of pics, especially if you know someone's tumblr where they have lewd pics not on their instagram (easy to trust they're real)
ive also been approached in real life by someone after talking to them briefly and ignoring them after they said stuff i didn't like and i would at least like to see that coming.
>>5861450
Well, because there's no shortage of guys who actually do have photos
And I don't know about you but to my knowledge most people don't spend time on Grindr because they wanna chat
Chilling out with wine and tootsie pops after a day of ill advised ass railing
My sluttiness will be the death of me
Gonna flirt myself into a roadside grave
>>5861426
>I just don't want my pic plastered on grindr for weirdos
then accept that most people won't talk to you because it's a dating app, and people want to know what you look like. If you don't show it right away, why bother? There are tons of guys who do
>>5861462
bro
i'm not usually the person who says this but
no one fucking cares
>>5861462
>My sluttiness will be the death of me
>Gonna flirt myself into a roadside grave
We can only hope
>>5861462
Dude, this is gaygen
Please fuck off to the appropriate place
>>5861453
pls talk to me horror
>>5861453
But those accounts are stupid easy to spot
I have a pic on my grindr
It isn't just blank
It's just not me (it's my cat desu)
Also you're sort of making an argument in my favor
Pics don't matter on grindr since you can just steal them
>>5861458
>most people don't spend time on grindr because they wanna chat
Yeah I know most people don't do that but I do and if they don't I probably don't want to be talking to them anyway
>>5861472
Why not bother? I just don't understand
Besides that I don't think me having pic changes shit desu
>>5861419
Yeah, but it's not the same as a real person
>>5861492
You weren't gonna have sex with the Norwegian anyway
>>5861501
It's not really that I wanted to have sex with him, it's just I wish I had a fwb or bf, still haven't had much luck finding one. I still like that guy, but Norway is too damn far away for me to entertain an idea like that.
>tfw /gg/ stops replying to tfw no bf desperation
>tfw the replies make me feel like I'm making progress for a couple minutes
>tfw as soon as they stop coming I hate everything again
>>5861475
>>5861478
>>5861483
I get that it's kind of vogue to talk shit on Circe but really attention-whoring is very much a part of gaygen
>>5861462
Dude I've been drinking this shit, it's so fucking good. 720ml of 7% beer, it's great
wtf is going on with my life
>>5861490
so if you don't want to be talking to them what's the problem with them not replying
>>5861519
it turns out you've wasted a significant portion of it posting on a mongolian stamp collecting forum
>>5861516
People have always been abusive towards Circe, it's the next appropriate action to take if you're not going to just flat out ignore it.
