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Previous Thread >>>>5841349
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1 week
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Hi
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Second
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>>5842822
>adding cheese salt and pepper at the very last minute
PLEB
I whisk my cheese in as I beat the yokes up and then add the salt and pepper as its cooking
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IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME

>5842827
>at lunch today
>have two dollars to spend on something to eat
>buy a gatorade and a gas station pot pie
>Make the pot pie
>it smells like a fly died in it
>eat it anyway
>Want to hurl
>call my roommate, she picks me up from work
>>i go home and sleep for like six hours
>wake up and some of our friends are over
>they made us cookies
>i have three
>I'm sick again
I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD DAY BEFORE LUNCH.
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http://strawpoll.me/7032847

http://strawpoll.me/7032847

http://strawpoll.me/7032847
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>>5842840
at least you weren't quoting me this time. :')
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>>5842825
Duuuuude I LOVE photography!! Every now and then I get like a burst of creativity and go out and take a bunch of photos. Show me yours!
>>5842835
Owned.
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>>5842840
>eating food from a gas station
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>>5842836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv64abAJvEA

you fucking newb, the cheese has salt in it, and the salt and pepper leech the flavor out of the eggs making them bland if you add them in early
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>>5842815
god-emperor trump disapproves of this thread
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i come back and post for a day and it only makes me even more depressed
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>>5842841
Nicotine inhibits estrogen absorption.
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>>5842849
He looks kinda young for 2029
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>>5842845
Its like you've never had a job before or something.
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I can't sleep
;_;
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>>5842848
>>5842822 #
Recipe for the butter version?
I want to try that whenever I eat again
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>>5842844
It's pretty fun right? I wanna learn more about my camera and stuff so I can try to take more artsy ones...
>Show me yours!
I don't have anything worth showing desu
>Owned.
I TRIED
>>5842851
Awh, what's wrong?
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>>5842854
he'll stop aging and reverse aging effects
>>5842841
smoking is disgusting. if you feel suicidal just shoot yourself
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>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
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>>5842860
Even when I was in construction I never ate food from a fucking gas station. I always ate 2 of these that I kept in a ice chest.
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>>5842853
i've read a study that support what you say.

>>5842867
maybe smoking is a classier way to go than shooting yourself.
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>>5842862
the video is that version, its butter to start with, crème fresh or cream/milk to cool, salt and pepper, turn the burner on 1, and whisk the shit out of it, then I take a spatuala as it starts sticking to the pan and keep anything from sticking and getting that eggy taste you get from overcooked eggs
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>>5842872
>lunchables
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>>5842871
thats not how you suck them, that looks like it would hurt
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>>5842872
>a grown adult
>eating lunchables
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>>5842860
kayla doesn't even go to a university
she's either lying or is doing high school tight now lmao

get well soon qt3.w4 <3
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>>5842861
You know what helps me? Putting on a good comedy show I'm familiar with and laying on my belly.
>>5842872
Yeaaah. Well, i dont live with my mom (because I'm not 13, as is a typical linchables eater), and i sort of have to pay my own rent and trying to save money for my car, so i try not to spend 8 dollars a day on lunch.
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>>5842867
He's probably immortal too
What powers does this man have?
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>>5842872
did you substitute the pizza sauce with ketchup
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>>5842876
Ohhhhhh
I see. thank you thank you!
My eggs usually end up a little overcooked I think, but I often use bacon fat to flavour them which doesn't always work well
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>>5842866
It's so fun! I love finding new and interesting ways to look at things and changing perspectives to get a good photo. I've spent hours on one subject just trying to get everything right it's so captivating.
>I don't have anything worth showing
That's what everyone says!
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>>5842879
You're right, this is better technique
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>>5842880
>grown adult
I think you are confusing kayla with somebody else
people under a certain IQ aren't considered adults by law

>>5842885
doing that right now
"the boondock kaylas" is a pretty good show tbqh
>lunch talk
>8$
>"why do I never have money ;_;"
>JustKaylaThings
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>>5842896
>That's what everyone says!
In my case it's true.
>I've spent hours on one subject just trying to get everything right it's so captivating.
Y-you're pretty dedicated...
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>>5842894
the key is to do anything you do at the end, try without it, then the time after that add right before they come off, these eggs should almost just taste light and buttery and just melt as soon as they hit your mouth
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>>5842881
>kayla is underage b& the entire time
>she tricked us all into seeing her 13 y.o. penis
I would be legit very upset
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>>5842913
partyvan incoming
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>>5842913
post that loli kayla tinkler
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>>5842881
why are you so obsessed with kayla? it's weird

she's clearly in college so not sure what you are even trying to say...
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>>5842933
talk about new, lilly have a boner for kayla it's pretty obvious she wants to top her
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>>5842933
she entertains me
>she clearly is in college
pic related
quite a weird college where she studies physics with a book on high school level
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>>5842933
hi kayla
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okay for the love of god stop talking about me
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>>5842937
>me having a boner
>accusing others of being new
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>>5842912
Okay okay, that makes more sense
Yeah I much prefer restaurant scrambled eggs I'll have to step my game up, that video was really useful
I don't like butter very much but I'll try it just like Gordon's and see
I also found it interesting he cooked them in a pot
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>>5842937
>kaylasdreams.exe
>>5842943
You have created for yourself a situation where that is not possible, dumbshit, unless you leave.
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>>5842943
stop lying and we can stop talking
oh and stop misgendering people
like it or not people you dislike still have a right to be addressed by their correct pronouns
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>>5842866
i think my life is sad and pathetic sometimes and there are real blocks on it going forwards. bums me out. then i come here and it reminds me of when i was out with a cis friend and met her friends. they all had car crash lives filled with invented drama, and fed into each other's bullshit like some fucked up support group, it was like a pity party of tv soap storylines. i mean the only thing that separates those women from the girls here is the girls here are about 80lbs lighter, have less stubble and can't miscarry when their boyfriend pushes them down some stairs.

seriously this place is just like that and it never changes. thing is there's a lot of people here i genuinely like but a handful i genuinely respect, and its only because they respect themselves. its depressing
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does your clit not get hard?
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>>5842961
a clit gets a small erection when aroused
a penis a big one
did you sleep during biology class ?
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>>5842861
Lillly <3
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>>5842941
it's community college. a lot of community colleges are complete jokes. it wouldn't be very surprising for a gen ed science class at a community college to use a high school level text book
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>>5842961
>tfw ywn penetrate someone with your rock hard clit
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>>5842968
then its a boner no?
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>>5842908
Come on, you have to have at least a couple things you're proud of!! Here's a few of mine I like a lot: http://imgur.com/a/fObPh
>Y-you're pretty dedicated...
It's easy to spend time on something when you have no life or friends eheheh...
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>>5842969
shay <3
how are you doing ?
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>>5842957
I am not lying about school, I switched my major to law because fuck math, also why do you even care? You are being flat out creepy.
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>>5842975
>suddenly changed to law after claiming yesterday you are doing physics homework
just admit it and stop lying
nobody can just randomly change from physics to law in 24 hrs
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>>5842973
I really don't... Yours are nice though, I like them! Also having a hobby means you have a life at least, friend~
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>>5842975
kayla im new to this thread... why do people always accuse you of lying here? have you lied in the past or something? or is it just random?
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>>5842982
They require a basic physics course and then finally all my transfer units are done.
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>>5842975
I wasn't aware they taught law at community colleges to people with associates degrees
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>>5842974
Pretty fantastic. tomorrow I get my hair dyed lilac. Hyped~
How have things been for you? sleep soooon.
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>>5842986
Kayla has been harassing trannies for 7 years, he's 31 years old now.
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>>5842987
have you decided between harvard and yale yet for law school?
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>>5842987
Good thing you already have two science degrees to cover that basic physics requirement.
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>tfw you talk to a random super straight acquaintance of yours that doesn't know what you look like and thinks you're a cis girl
>tfw you take a pic and show him
>I can't believe I'm saying this but I would prob fuck you after some vodka
>why do you look like a girl
>he said i looked cute a year ago and average now
>doesn't know i have a dick and hates trannies >:)

nice desu
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>>5842987
>law requiring basic physics
next you'll tell me law requires no latin too right?
I mean since you have no idea what simple words like erectus mean
>>5842991
awesome :0
I wanna see it when you have it :3
I'm doing good, sick but happy and university starting tomorrow
gf and I are pretty occupied with latin and pokemon tho so we aren't too happy about that ^^
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>>5842996
Humboldt college in norther california has an lgbt rights advocate bachelors program and since its in the california system all my units totally transfer so I would only need a year to finish it.
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>>5843005
and youd be close to me
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>>5843004
Hey Lily
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>>5843004
Is it true that you want a bf and just spent 3 hours schlicking while thinking about rock hard precum soaked penises?
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>>5843005
which begs the question why you'd pretend to do physics homework and never mention law major until someone calls you out

and why would someone with a degree in physics have to do basics which are allegedly needed for you to get into law


explain
>>5843011
hiho
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>>5842985
>I really don't...
You better get some then! What kind of camera do you use btw? It's not really much of a hobby for me, I only do it every couple months...
>friend~
Careful that's a strong word.
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>>5843009
>faye will never go meet kayla and take pics of them togheter
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>>5843004
Oh? Uni? what are you studying?
Damn school, trying to keep you down from living your dream as a Pokemon master!
And sure, i'll send you some pics on FB :3
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>>5843005
>lgbt rights advocate bachelors program
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THAT. IS. IT!

STOP FUCKIN' TREATING KAYLA THIS WAY. That is my future goddamn girlfriend you are messing with. If you want fuck with her, you gotta fuck with me first, bozos.

I know, I know. She's prettier than you, she's funnier than you, she keeps it real, calls you out on your shit AND YOU FUCKIN' HATE THAT... Deal. with. it.

Kayla is in college, she is studying law. That is a fact. Doesn't matter if you don't believe it. Your beliefs have NO EFFECT on fuckin' reality. Ay fuckin' caramba, you guys are ridiculously pathetic. Kayla is smart as fuck, that much is clear. Wouldn't be surprised myself if she gets into an ivy league for law school.

Look, if you don't like Kayla (I don't understand it myself, since she is literally perfect, but hey, it's your life to live) then fuckin' filter her. You guys are freakishly obsessed with her. You constantly say you hate her but it's clear you love having her around. What would you have to talk about if she left? Nothing. Mtfg would fuckin' die without Kayla. And you fuckin' know it.

Kayla, you are a gorgeous beautiful gal, and I'd love to lose my virginity to you and your beautiful miss cock (found you on /b/ and have been following you ever since). You're a perfect gal, a knockout princess among nonpass peasants. Don't let these chumps get to you.
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>>5843013
California requires all college students to take general education. Stop embarrassing yourself because you are being an idiot.

>>5843009
How is the weather up there? I never went above Bishop lakes in this state.
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>>5843009
>faye is in norcal
pls date me faye ;_;
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>>5843014
I've got a little white Pentax Qs1. And yeah I don't take pics as often as I'd like but I need more hobbies so I should do it more...
>Careful that's a strong word.
You've been fun to talk to so I'll call you that
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>>5842968
I think that has more to do with there not being quite as much tissue to expand in one versus the other, although I guess it might also have a bit to do with hormones. Although now that I think about it I don't think clitorises were ever mentioned when I took Biology in middle / high school...
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>>5843019
Not shitposting. Work as a lgbt legal rights advocate is booming and will only get larger, plus I could help fellow downtrodden trans people
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>>5843003
tell him right after he mentions trannies again lol
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>>5843027
-_-
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>>5843005
>humboldt
you could make a few weekend trips to portland to be a reoccuring guest star in the portland tranny meme and cream team
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>>5842971
I'm counting down the days until you finally come out of the closet as an FtM, Elanna; isn't it time you stopped lying to yourself?
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>>5843012
>>5843023
nope
don't try to change the topic kayla
>>5843018
history
ikr I finally got all 720 and now I can't train them ;_;
yay can't wait for pics :3
>>5843026
>stop embarrassing yourself
lmao
>lies about going to university
>when called out on it sudden change in major
>law major suddenly requires physics
>speaks not even a bit latin and pretends she can study law
stop being a pathetic liar and wear your shitty life on your sleeves for once
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>>5843037
please ive loved faye for years ._.
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>>5843013
How goes life?

>>5843023
Low quality bait
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>>5843033
after you get your BA where are you going to get your law degree?
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>>5843038
gross, you know they all have herpes
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>>5843027
can we start with coffee and handholding
>>5843037
>implying I'm not going to have a panic attack and we're actually going to hang out
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>>5843047
i dont drink coffee or any other kind of drug b-but handholding would be nice ._.
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>>5843004
>and university starting tomorrow
>uni starting in the middle of march
trimester system?
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>>5843033
Please explain why:
1. You think that such a bachelor's degree exists
2. You think it's the same as studying law
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>>5843043
don't know, I want to get thought with these classes first and get my life in order

>>5843040
just stop, please stop, your obsession with me is sick

>>5843023
hm... this seems like a troll post
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>>5843051
made up college system

that's why she's obsessed with proving kayla isn't in college, so there is someone in this thread as pathetic as her haha
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>>5843040
I'm not Kayla
why don't you banter anymore
it used to be that if someone accused you of being straight you would mock them or sarcastically confess
#BringOldLilyBack
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>>5842972
it's an erection
be it a clitoris or a penis
>>5843031
mhm clits are "a bit" smaller after all
>>5843042
pretty good see >>5843004
>>5843051
nope we have February and September off so semester starting first of march and October
history and some other start a week later to avoid chaos
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>>5843049
coffee is just an excuse to hold hands desu, I'm pretty straight edge outside of caffeine too
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>>5843044
wrong
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>>5843054
its a real major, i majored in it

i work for lego's legal team now
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>>5843039
I'm not FtM, I'm MtFtDickgirl ;~;
Science hasn't advanced to the point where I can be happy as the futa I was meant to be.
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>>5843054
I guess one requirement of getting srs is that you must be a dick to people.
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>>5843064
lmao
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>>5843059
too lazy
>>5843056
address the flaws in your story or admit to lying
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>>be me
>>shit day
>>texting guy back and forth
>>dont really know how to outright ask if he smokes pot
>>420?
>>he like ya
>>am like hey i need to go pick up an 8th wanna smoke
>>he like i got you booboo
>>meet up at the movie theater
>>we aint here to watch nothing
>>rolls up next to me
>>hop in his car
>>blunt ride
>>vent to him the whole time about shit
>>manage to hold back tears
>>get back to my car
>>spaghetti
>>get out drive home
>>go to the bathroom take pics undressing in the mirror stripping my clothes off slowly
>>text him the set
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>>5843066
nah to get it you gotta be a cunt

sadly you are nothing but a dick
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>>5843030
Ohh that looks like a really nice camera. I used to use a little Panasonic P&S but I got bored of it since it doesn't let you adjust many of the settings, and started just using camera apps on my phone to get more control.
Have you ever shot film before? I used to want to start doing some at-home film processing but it fell through like everything else. I really need to get a new 35mm camera. I found a working Polaroid camera and got some of that impossible project film to try out, and that was really fun but the film is kinda crappy.
Jeeze, you got me talking about something I can actually talk a lot about this doesn't happen often.
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>>5843061
t-that's good, i hate how so many trans girls resort to drugs to deal with their lives and emotions and i'm so used to having people i develop crushes on turn out to be degenerates by now .__.

i live in sf so it's even worse bc everyone's like that lmao, not even just us
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>>5843060
I can help with the Latin part. I'm not sure why I put myself through it in uni, Latin is torture.

>tfw no gf
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>>5843071
I have been on defense all night and quite frankly I am sick of it.
Good day sir.
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>>5843071
that's miss cock to you bitch
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>>5843076
hey can you link the program webpage? it sounds cool and I want to know more about it
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>>5843066
No, I've just been to university and know that none of what you're saying is consistent or logical. Moreover, Humboldt doesn't have a law program.

If you're going to lie, shouldn't you lie about stuff you actually know, and stuff that large numbers of people in the thread don't know?
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Am I missing something? Humboldt doesn't even teach law...
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>>5843074
thatsssssssssss really close, I live next to a bart station ._., but if you're in Sf we're not doing fake coffee, we need to go to mensho Tokyo and have the best ramen in the bay area
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>>5843084
hey jormy you are pretty wow
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>>5843085
hilarious and original.
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>>5843072
My phone had a pretty good camera too until I smashed the poor thing :/
I shot film in my high-school photography class, the semester was entirely done on film. It was pretty fun, I'd get to go into the dark room and develop it all. Film is a pain though, less control, more risk, no way of knowing it was a good shot until you develop it. I'm pretty content with digital desu.
Hee~ well I'm glad I did, it's nice to see you passionate about something
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>>5843086
uwaaa~ when do you wanna eat ramen together~?
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Does anyone know how to get in touch with the chick who did her own castration?
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>>5843075
so far it's going well just trouble remembering the consonantic declination (homo,noctis etc.)
if you could give me your Skype via mail [email protected] just in case I'd appreciate it a lot :3
>no gf
don't worry go out and keep meeting people
eventually you'll find someone

>>5843076
>sir
are you out of arguments
do you really have to resort to misgendering me ?
pathetic and a liar I see
>>5843085
>only deleted half her trip
nice one kayla
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i think i should go to a salon

what do you say when you go to a salon? "what do you think would look good with my face?" or whatever

ive only ever gone to cheap haircutters
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>>5843085
>kayl
Nice one
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>>5843084
This entire thread is mostly Faye and Kayla talking to themselves, I would just ignore them.
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>>5843092
fayezorbeam is my skype, lets do it no pressure
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>>5843096
damn u ugly
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>>5843096
when i was a kid and i would go to the haircutter i would just tell them to make it shorter
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>>5843096
google short haircuts for round faces, take a pic you like to your artist. at your length you're really only going to find different styles of bobs
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>>5843096
"i'm growing my hair out, I was thinking about getting some layers to give me some volume, here are some pictues I was thinking about, what do you think?"

then get a mani
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>>5843111
with adri, I presume.
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>>5843108
im not good at visualisng so i dont know what would loo kgood
>>5843111
im not growing my hair out i like it this length

ive never had a mani
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>>5843083
>posting the same thing as me at the same time
wowe rood

>>5843087
hugboxing is against the rules

>>5843099
Kayla can be entertaining at least
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>>5843096
"how do i make my hair hide my fat face?"
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>>5843096
pic related
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accepting bf applications if there are any boy chasers hanging out
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>>5843125
post a pic
>>5843128
i dont think a hitler youth would look nice on me
i would tho
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>>5843084
What's up Jörmy?
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>>5843132
whats good girl
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>>5843122
I beat you by a few seconds
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>>5843133
mame sure you have a swastika on the side
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>>5843120
you guys should all go get one
>>5843118
I hate your stupid face for filling my head with good memories
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>>5843133
pretty similar to what you have now, just need shaping and layers
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>>5843133
idk imo short haircut is always supreme
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>>5843090
That's the appeal of film for me though! I really like experimental forms of art and I really want to mess around with the development process and see what happens and what kind of neat things I can do to the image.
I used to work in a photo lab, so I spent a loooot of time on photography related things >_< It's pretty nice to feel passionate about something honestly. I've been having a really good day today, I spent a lot of time focusing on myself and I don't feel so awful right now. I rode my bike and played video games and the weather felt good and my family was nice to me and I had a lot of good conversations with my partner, everything is going right today.
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>>5843120
>>5843148

layers are going to make your hair a bit shorter, so overall you want it longer so you want her to cut you so you grow into it
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>>5843094
Sent. I have been going to a lot of parties recently, no success except for getting drunk :(
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>you are at karaoke with friends
>you are having the time of your life
>this is probably the best time you have ever had in your whole life
>it is so much fun, you are having so much fun, you can't even believe it
>you actually have tears in your eyes thinking about what a good time this has been tonight at karaoke
>your extremely attractive cis female friend and the extremely attractive cis guy you have a crush on are picking out a song for you to sing
>they wont let you see but it's all playful and in good fun, you did the same to them
>they start chuckling and saying "oh my god that is so her"
>they pick a song and you go up to the microphone
>"man i feel like a woman" starts playing

what do you do
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PAINFUL ERECTIONS ON HRT
why is this happening? it hurts to much to masturbate
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>>5843158
>being agp
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>>5843152
thanks <3
gonna add you tomorrow cause only on phone rn and too lazy to install Skype
yeah takes time met my current one just by luck through a LBT group
maybe try less party-esque environments
no idea how it is where you live but here parties are pretty much just for one night stands
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>>5843149
>tfw used to agree with this but then discovered the amazingness of long hair

>>5843156
This hypothetical scenario assumes I would agree to sing in public, ever.

>>5843158
You aren't getting erections often enough
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>>5843158
Muscle atrophy
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>>5843135
Not much, moved out and looking for a job atm, how about you?

>>5843141
a-are you saying 4chan lied to me???
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>>5843156
put ur trip on kayla
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>>5843158
because you don't masterbait enough. It's use it or lose it with penises. The reason boys have morning wood is to maintain the size of the penis.
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>>5843163
but how does one live the god tier butch lyfe with long hair ?
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why does everyone here say:

>trip on kayla

what does that mean?
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>>5843169
>2gaydudeskissing.jpg
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>>5843156
kayla pls don't ruin a good song for me
>>5843170
>what does it mean
that you should put your trip back on
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>>5843165
Oh wow congrats
I'm at school, it's so damn hot today
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>>5843162
It's kinda similar around here

>>5843169
I should probably cut my hair short..
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>>5843170
kayla keeps it real and calls people out on their bullshit, so any time an anon does that they assume it's kayla
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so is that a no
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>>5843140
Not much do u like girldick
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>>5843165
N-no, clearly clover is lying to me ;~;

>>5843169
Idk but after years of short hair you eventually get tired of it.

>>5843176
>keeps it real
>pretends to be studying law at a school that doesn't actually teach law
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>>5843176
Kill yourself
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>get invited to hang out at magic the gathering edh event
>start chatting with mousy guy, talk about the commander decks I have
>after a bit he says "for some reason I just like you"
>forget to ask his name
I hate being autistic
It's very inconvenient
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>>5843176
The only time I've ever seen this posted is she kayla is here.
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>>5843176
kek
>>5843175
i see
then maybe try something else, maybe a lesbian / LT meetup thingy at your local support center or gaybar
haircut is something you really should consider wisely
>>5843182
could be
but long hair doesn't suit my face
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>>5843184
i just might
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http://strawpoll.me/7033211

http://strawpoll.me/7033211

http://strawpoll.me/7033211
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>>5843156
I'd ask them why they didn't pick "Dude looks like a lady".
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>>5843197
>no highschool dropout.
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>>5843197
>all these people with a college degree
who wants to make me their housewife :3
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>>5843202
>no still in middle school
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>>5843176
TRIP ON KAYLA

did it work?
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>>5843203
do you have a degree too? wouldn't want a housewife who's not good and educated company
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>>5843187
What edh deck desu
I play prossh token spam
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>>5843209
I have 6 I go between
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>>5843187
>tfw everyone you've played EDH with outside of friend group has been a disgusting Redditor
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>>5843208
does working towards one count?
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>>5843209
Damia goodstuff and cute monsters
Horde of Notions Lorwyn tribal
Tomorrow kamigawa spirits alphabet combo
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>>5843156
>friends

wow what a faggot
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question friends, think i can pass tho>
sorry for posting that here theres no passgen :/
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>>5843212
Please I don't even know how reddit works
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>>5843216
good lord I feel so new
I only started playing at around rtr-ths-m14
and my only commander decks have been narset (tore it apart for another deck) and prossh
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>always wanted to be a girl
>prayed to god every night, dreamed about it, wore my sister's clothes in private
>but i never really acted girly or anything except a bit in first grade and before
>don't remember when but eventually it turned sexual, started masturbating to transgender erotica i found online
>high school rolls around, go to an all-boy's school, decide it's time to get rid of this
>repression works for a while, but it creeps back in college
>give into my fate and transition about 2 years ago
I'm immensely happier except one thing: dressing like a girl and getting gendered female still gives me that arousal, and still gives me boners. It actually kills me, I hate it so so much but I don't have any idea what to do about it. It makes me feel so gross, like a constant reminder of "oh you're not *really* a girl, just a faker". I mean, I guess I'm AGP? But knowing I'm AGP doesn't help me know how to stop hating myself.
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>>5843158
That used to happen to me
Now it doesn't hurt but it's also way smaller
>>5843177
Obviously
Get mental health help
/cd/ is a better bet anyway
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>>5843223
I wasn't insinuating you were, I'm just jealous because all my experiences have been insufferable
>tfw no EDH date ;_;
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good night you borat fangirls <3
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>>5843224
Being new isn't an excuse for playing Proshh
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>>5843187
;_; There has to be some way to find him again though; don't give up hope just yet!
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Breitbart News Network media presents

how mr. kyle went from fapping to floppy shemale dicks to being a crossdresser on hormones himself (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 & 7)
>>5835651
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>>5843238
that shit is fire with mana echoes and fireball/craters claws/ fall of the titans.
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>>5843075
Psh. Bet you don't know your ablatives from your datives.

Learn Greek. It's far more rewarding.
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hashtag sissify the white trash male
hashtag granny dress
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I hate being clingy desu
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>>5843243
Yeah I can go next week and hope to see him
>>5843253
I'd be more inclined to call it a flaming shit
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>>5843259
me too. what happened
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>>5843263
1v1 me
I'll show you the power of having a horrible mana base desu
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>>5843255
I considered it. I liked comp sci more. Also fuck ablative absolutes
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>>5843264
Nothing's really happened, it's just exhausting being this way.
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D E A D
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>>5843229
> Tfw I remember telling one of my best friends during a sleepover in like, grade 5 about how nice it would be to be a girl.
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>>5843268
The entirety of Proshh is "oops I went infinite somehow"
Fucking Ashnod's Altar and phyrexian altar go infinite with the stupid thing
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>>5843273
I definitely know how that feels
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>>5843278
thats the whole fun desu
who doesnt like going infinite
would you be upset if I told you my narset deck had the whole jeskai ascendancy combo?
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>>5843275
I N S I D E
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>>5843283
No, I'd be curious how you have mana dorks in jeskai colors
I suppose there's several myr to be had...
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i edited this GTA 5 riot mod so its just police officers running around gunning down unarmed civilians
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the other wachowski transitioned
they're now the wachowski sisters
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>>5843300
Brb google
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>>5843300
she transitioned a while ago

but apparently you can't be trans unless you tell officially say it
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>>5843295
I just did the make my guys super huge with astral cornucopia and retraction helix :3
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>>5843300
idk if i should laugh or cry, as if we needed more hons
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>>5843292
W A K E M E U P
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>>5843309
C A N T W A K E U P
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>>5843307
eh she looks okay
ffs is cheap for her and her sister
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>>5843305
I suppose that works too
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>>5843314
Low energy
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>>5843320
who doesnt like 100000000000/100000000000 solider tokens?
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>>5843327
Depends how many you have
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>>5843300
do you guys think estrogen is the reason they cant make good movies anymore
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I feel like I'm faking it. I'm not a girl. I want to be one so badly. I just feel like I invade their space.
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>>5843329
>>5843329
at least 2 :3
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>>5843325
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>>5843359
Are you excited for Trump, Cyba?
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>>5843300

oh wow it's real
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/andy-wachowski-transgender-lilly-1201725853/
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>>5843363
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Why is the LGBTQ community so vigorously supporting Hillary Clinton over Bernie Sanders?
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>>5843370
bernie has no chance of winning
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>blue - gay men supporting hillary
>green - gay men supporting sanders
>grey - tied
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>>5843368
How do people react to that hat in public?
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>>5843371
What did Hillary promise the lgbt community that sanders hasn't?
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>>5843372
gay men are the fucking worst.
>shillary supporters
>bugchasers
>flaming faggots
when do we drop the G?

>>5843370
she's bought shit out
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>>5843368
You might as well put on a Nazi flag on your hat.
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>>5843368
in Minnesota (rubio won here) I got some looks but idgaf.
>>5843376
the white house
>>5843382
he is pro-israel
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>tfw you're going to drum n bass show on a wednesday night
So long sleep, so long brain cells!
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>>5843391
Have fun
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>>5843382
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>>5843390
>he is pro-israel

Not really. Hillary will defend Israel, Trump won't And yes he's a Nazi.
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>>5843391
Oooh have fun. Drink a lot and talk to boys.
>u never go anywhere
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>>5843334
well if you ask me they only really made on good movie, so they are hacks and i don't know whether or not estrogen or being trans has anything to do with it
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>>5843407
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>>5843398
kuppy move to Portland Oregon so you can have guns and our dear leader trump
>>5843407
Good I don't like the Israeli occupation of Palestine
>he's a Nazi
source?
>>5843413
Sense8 is good
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>tfw gf makes you a gift sandwich

>>5843334
>>5843413
sense8 is pretty good
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>>5843420
>>5843423
will have to check it out
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>>5843420
It's the dream
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>>5843368
>tfw no internet trans gf to take to a trump rally
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>>5843423
>tfw no gf to make me a gift sandwich
>tfw no gf to make a gift sandwich for
;~;
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