A boot scootin' boogie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d05tQrhNMkA
>>5818883
>I-i will lick it if you let me touch your penis first!
>>5818883
>tfw no bf to listen to Rick Trevino and Clint Black with
>tfw no bf to ride shotgun in my pick up truck
>tfw no bf to take fishing in the spring
>tfw no bf etc.
JUST
>americans still dont know that their accents make canadian boypussies wet
Old Thread: >>5815020
Chat: tinychatcom/gaygenrehab
>after 2 months with your little goydick in chastity, your jewish master lets you out
>you still have to finish cleaning the living room before you are allowed to cum
>you are on your hands and knees scrubbing the floor but your excited uncut prick won't stop dripping precum all over the spots you just cleaned
"Hurry up, shiksa"
>he leans back in his armchair and grins
>you finally curb your initial arousal and finish cleaning the floor
>he looks at his watch
>it took you almost two hours to wipe the floor clean
"Oy vey, do you really believe work that lazy deserves a reward?"
>the cage comes back on and you let loose a whimper
"Now, now, you can always try next month"
>he sits back down in his armchair and props his feet up on your back and lists off all the errands for tomorrow
>after about half an hour of him reading the newspaper, he takes his feet off my back, looks down into my eyes and says
"Come on silly goy, it won't suck itself you know"
>>5818883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4
>>5818892
my penis only gets touch by my own hands
>>5818898
that feel
>>5818935
WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN
ON MY SIDE OF TOWN
THAT LONESOME FEELING COMES TO MY DOOR
>>5818935
Fine you can use my mouth, i don't judge.
Wakka wakka
>>5818935
that clown nose though
>>5818943
>implying you would care about his nose if he was your bf
>tfw no bf
>>5818943
just the angle
>>5818935
that's a rather small flaccid penis
>>5818953
6/10
Would consider topping
but never date him looks like that weird side of white trash
>>5818955
At least he has a penis.
>>5818955
that's a rather big childbearing hips
>>5818951
I would 100% care. I have a bf though. So maybe I am not as willing to overlook that bulbous nose.
Who is the worst namefag tripfag currently on gaygen?
>>5818995
I just wish the grinchposter would come back
>>5818998
Fuck no.
>>5818995
That one guy
Post the first song you cried to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vn6QdqxK3g
I was like 3 or 4 years old when that song came out and I remember tearing up in the car on the way to school.
>>5818995
I'll become the one everyone hates.
>>5819021
I hate you already.
>>5819021
post dick, so i can decide if i hate you or not.
>>5819023
>>5819029
lick em'
>>5819039
you sure your name isn't blake?
>>5819045
Is Blake in TX? Tell us about Blake.
>>5819039
I regard gringos with suspicion.
>live in an apartment
>cute guy in laundry room at the same time
>I feel awful I look awful why does life want cute boys to see me at my worst
>he asks me if im going anywhere nice dressed like that
>say no
>he says I look good enough to go to dinner with
>laugh, think how is that even possible im just in a giant old turtleneck and some old slacks
>he laughs
>I finish loading up the laundry and leave
:)
I didn't fuck up
(:
I'm just stupid
:)
>>5819069
cute story
is your life that uneventful?
>>5819077
yeah without a phone the laundry room/any coffee shop is the only time I get compliments.
>>5819077
Whoa, that's a cute guy.
>>5819065
>not being proud of your heritage
>>5819088
even better on his stomach
>>5819091
But I am a not white.
I trust not your people of the Europe.
>>5819095
what are you?
>>5818953
His face is cute and his body is fine but it looks too big for his body somehow. It's really odd, like he swapped bodies with another dude.
When will /gg/ come back to life, guys?
>>5819069
>go out to the shop a couple weeks back
>literally just wearing a hoodie, jeans and wayfarers
>a sassy black lady asks me where I'm going looking so good
>I definitely don't see it
>feel good about myself for a day and then go back to hating myself for being disgusting and not asking out the guy I like
>>5819102
it's just some random tumblr guy, why pick him apart and overanalyze things?
>>5819106
>When will /gg/ come back to life
when that one delusional fag stops pretending to be new name/tripfags
>>5819110
Let people criticize if they feel, defending him isn't going to grant you his dick faggot lmao
>>5819106
Because 50% of GG is full of fucking uggo fucks.
It's not just that most of them are completely ugly physically either.
I've noticed a lot of people have the worst personalities. They'd have to swallow a whole kit of make up to look good on the inside.
>>5819121
savage
>>5819126
Actually swallowing a whole kit of make up would just make your insides look worse. Don't be silly now anon!
Who has the ugliest personality?
>>5819140
me
personality is literally ugly and misunderstood hit me the fuck up
>>5819101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjVAYx8mzFY
>>5819121
It just shows why you don't have a bf and are most likely a virgin.
>>5819140
I just ate like 3 cups of sugar.
>>5819147
Arent you the anon that keeps bullying everyone?
>>5819159
And yet posting images of all these boys saved up demonstrates that you're an upstanding man, not a virgin, and living happily with someone?
Get real faggot. Don't get so offended next time someone criticizes your fucking tumblrhusbando lmao
>>5819168
TT I'm the one that keeps making really terrible jokes that no one even (you)s.
>>5819177
>tfw I post about no bf who kisses me with chewing tobacco in my mouth
Life is suffering
>>5819172
you're the only who whose uptight little anon
>>5819177
ew i can smell the cat piss from here tbqh lad
>>5819195
You don't have to insult me
>>5819195
Your perception is twisted.
May you find the most imperfect bf so you can pick him apart.
Once you get to know him and fall madly in love with him
may he cheat on you with someone who treats him better
and isn't concerned about every little freckle or flaw.
who's excited for fug friday?
>>5819230
I'm not triggered. I type this chilled as fuck with a blue moon. Stop projecting.
>>5819225
>men
>owning cats
Babe pls
>>5819239
>chilled as fuck
being triggered doesn't exclusively mean throwing your body into a seizure lmao, for some people it's the exact opposite, they cool down to extreme levels and become almost stoic. Which I assume is what's happening with you, since no non-triggered person would reply such nonsense at someone talking about a stranger. tbqhwyf
>>5819021
Ohhh, but now I get it. It's just a meme.
>>5819238
I dunno.
I guess I've got to buy some peanut butter then. For a friend. Whose peanut butter I stole.
>>5819238
What's fug Friday?
>>5819261
friday is the day people fug the most
>>5819261
fug sounds like rug, and friday is the day most people do cleaning so fug friday is when the rugs are all cleaned
also the time a lot of people fuck, purely coincidence
>>5819265
That would be cool and all except for no fucking vers twink/twunk boyfriend.
>>5819252
You just seem caught up in stupid little flaws or imperfections. Focused on everything that is wrong about some random guy in a photo instead of focused on what is right.
>this is what a half asian guy looks like in Texas
>>5819240
those are men? look like general human waste to me.
>>5819240
Do you own any dogs chewy?
>>5819278
Does it hafta be a friend?
Wouldn't fucking a twink enemy be hotter?
>>5819282
r e c k l e s s
>>5819280
like he has down syndrome?
>>5819280
But I'm not the guy who originally criticized. I was simply defending his freedom to criticize, I thought since you're proud of your heritage you would understand this? lol
>>5819278
>mfw im literally that
>>5819287
Yeah, to an extent to hate fuck something.
But I like to have stableand secure relationships before having sex.
I'm weird.
>>5819282
maybe you just see yourself in their image
>>5819294
It's only okay to be rude to other races, not your own race. Have respect.
>>5819283
yellow/gold lab f a m
10/10 dog
>>5819307
Are you a QT?
If so
VIRGINIA
>>5819321
same fama
non
stop
eating
machines
>>5819327
y, but i'm already taken
and NJ
>>5819314
this
There's a cute boy I play music with that's self-absorbed as fuck and I really want to choke him while I fuck his ass
is that normal
>>5819332
delete your image
>>5819337
o-ok
will it get me replies?
would you find it annoying if your bf sang all the time?
like he can sing but he does it way too much.
>>5819344
Only howling during sex is allowed
http://guysonweb.com/allpics/4408112hotass.jpg
>>5819343
maybe - just post more of the cute and not dead couple
>>5819332
>tfw self absorbed shitposter
>tfw no friends because they say I only care about myself
>everyone irl says im a sociopath thats in love with himself.
>actually deleting your image
>>5819344
>all the time
Yeah. Would be pretty embarrassing to be out for dinner and he's singing, like chill m8 shove a lobster in it.
But if it's just at home, I wouldn't mind at all. As long as he isn't purposely making it annoying by shouting in your ear or something. You know? Love the voice, but there's a time and place.
given the current theme of the thread
what's the average opinion on tobacco use?
I know a slight majority of people consider smoking a deal breaker and a good amount of people not liking it but can deal with it
but I feel like a very high percentage of people consider chewing tobacco a deal breaker
as a smoker I obviously don't care if my partner smokes, but if they use chewing tobacco it would be a resounding no
so how many of you who are okay with a partner smoking but are completely against chewing tobacco?
>>5819354
im against both in a partner, partner
>>5819344
I'd find that cute
The guy I'm pining over is a dramafag and I want him to sing me showtunes while I cook him dinner
in private though ofc
>>5819350
Kaworu is cute as fuck
>>5819349
I deleted my image because I want people to like me
I think I'm like a less extreme version of you, I still have friends but they make fun of me for hating everything and talking shit on people who don't like what I like
>>5819332
Was this about me? I didn't see the pic.
>>5819367
youre a known shitposter, Anonymous. everyone hates you
>>5819354
I only date smokers, non-smokers are faggots
>>5819369
it was a mean picture of my husbando
>>5819354
>tobacco use
Not a dealbreaker here. An exclusive inside smoker IS on the other hand. Save it for the dog walk or something tbqh
>so how many of you who are okay with a partner smoking but are completely against chewing tobacco?
Yeah so basically I'm ok with both. Friends used to call me weird whenever this is brought up because I don't smoke, no soft drugs either.
>>5819354
Smokers smell bad 24/7. Their clothes, bed sheets, house, fingers etc. smell permanently like raisins dipped in asshole.
Tobacco chewing causes mouth ulcers and bad teeth.
Both are a deal breaker and result in cancer.
>>5819354
I'd be okay with dating a smoker but I wouldn't want him to do it around me. I've worked with enough chefs to not really give a shit about smoking
>>5819369
why would it be about you? It was Shinji holding Kaworu's body
>>5819371
Probably... Not a shitposter though just and attention whore
>>5819354
against both because smoking makes people stink like shit
>>5819354
I'm pretty easy going and understand that we all have our vices. Some are accepted, some aren't.
Some people smoke, I chew tobacco, some people like trannies, some have a gambling addiction, etc.
At the end of the day, I just am interested in someone who likes me for me. I can make do with a few flaws, because after all everyone has some.
tfw no bf to bully me about my micro fem peen
>>5819383
you have some good taste so you're alright to me
>>5819354
if you quit smoking you'd become so fat hitler
but if you don't quit you will die of lung cancer
>>5819378
>An exclusive inside smoker
Even I agree on that point
I get the appeal and everything
but everything about it just screams trashy
Although I do smoke in my care, but obviously with my windows rolled down and I make a conscious effort to keep my car from smelling of smoke
>>5819388
honestly a very respectable way of looking at things
>>5819392
>you'd become so fat hitler
not something I have to worry about
>>5819391
Y-you too
Pit is one of my favourites
Eggplants are trash though tbqh
>>5819390
you look just like your mom niq
>>5819402
i just really like that particular image for whatever reason.
>>5819396
Like, the fact that some people don't even bother opening up a window a bit to smoke is so beyond offputting to me, and I think I hold a pretty tolerant position on the act in general.
>>5819390
>tfw no bf to bully me about my micro fem peen
Post it bb.
>>5819343
>>5819349
>>5819367
>>5819383
>>5819391
>>5819402
>>5819407
why are you posting little kid cartoon images?
>>5819390
knew it was a tranny
>>5819407
Yeah it's pretty cute desu
>>5819432
Shinji and Kaworu aren't little kids. Neither is that incarnation of Link. This would be little kid Link.
>>5819446
O great another anime avatarfag.
>>5819464
I don't really avatarfag I've been posting kawaii photos for a while now and usually they're 3d
I like to sing, dance, pretend AND Kaaaazoooo
I miss you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgIP01AtnOM
providing quality customer service + satisfaction turns me on
desu
Does anybody ever just want to fight somebody?
I've been listening to violent music for the past week and practicing fighting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIOISUN7Dxk
I just really want to beat somebody up. I don't even care of I lose.
who /o/ here
all i want is a bf to work on cars and do buttstuff with
>tfw no bf to tell me when I'm fucking up with stuff and when I'm good
>tfw no bf to kiss me on cheek
>tfw no bf to care for when he's sick
>tfw no bf to go on an adventure with in Mexico
>tfw no bf to call whenever
>tfw no bf to drive around with and explore nature
>tfw no bf to snuggle with and marathon The Walking Dead
>tfw no bf to go on adventure with in Africa
>tfw no bf to give my clothes to/wear his
>tfw no bf to make me cookies/make food for
>tfw no qt bfs cookies to eat
>tfw no bf to swim with and compete
>tfw no bf that is cute and good and genuine
>>5820011
>Africa
>Mexico
Why the fuck would you want to go to either?
>>5820012
To see pyramids and look for new pyramids and see nature! Yeah!
And Africa to see animals and nature!
>haven't had good fuck in weeks
>had shitty week but fuck buddy coming over, horny as fuck
>just drinking wine and getting in the mood with him
>hear something in the living room
>a huge bird flying around
>realize it's not a bird, it's a fucking bat
>takes an hour til he catches it with curtain and bucket and lets it outside
>neither in the mood anymore
>he just goes home
JUST
>>5820011
You sound like a really comfy guy to be with, just keep your head up, and you'll find the one you've been looking for.
>>5819896
This is Britain you could call them a cunt and they'd still say they were satisfied desu.
>>5820019
you can see cool ancient wonders in Peru, a place where you can eat better food and also not be killed with chainsaws or grenades.
>>5820103
Sure I'd visit Peru, Chile and Bolivia if I could too. Though that's like another planet.
>>5820019
Come to Australia, you find beautiful nature and hot bf
>tfw you wake up at 7am thinking about lunch
IM HUNGRY
>tfw masc
I snorted too much cocaine and all I can think about is violence. I've been hitting the punching bag for twelve hours
>>5820320
normie
>>5820320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKhrQhdxjI8
sex with fellas
Seems like a good thread for bluegrass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87gzF7AJ56Y
>>5820318
masculine men don't post this
>>5818928
sorry but you're as feminine as they come.
>>5819419
Haha gross
FUUUUUUCK im sick
>>5820395
YEY someone reused one of my gifs
>>5820395
Iktf, fever, chest pain, short breath, headaches, fatigue and blocked sinuses
I want to die and im only 2 days in
>>5820412
Afrin, Dayquil, Nyequil, Hot camomile tea, chicken soup, that's all you can do. Please don't get antibiotics they'll only make things worse.
>>5820376
is Thom Yorke masculine?
>>5820421
Dayquil and nyquil arent sold in england. I was thinking of getting beechams for most symptoms and ibuprofen for the chest pain
I'll try camomile tea and soup tho
>tfw found my first internet bf on this map in Garry's Mod 11 years ago
>tfw no dann bf who wants to have kids and create a dynasty
>mfw there are gay couples who want to have shitty, boring suburban lives like soulless middle-class breeders do
>>5820544
Enjoy cruising gloryholes at 50 years old with a busted up wrinkly old hole and nobody to love, or to love you
>>5820549
>mfw there are people who think the opposite of a tedious suburban life is a life of sluttiness
>>5820568
Your life can be as shitty, boring and soulless as you choose, regardless of your sexuality
>>5819383
'Cuz I'm kawaii and self-absorbed and play music w/ preople.
Hi friends, slutboi just left.
It was a really nice two days.
Extra lonely after all that cuddly comfort but I think that's very temporary, i feel a lot better after all of that.
>>5820657
>Hi friends
Literally no one. This is not your blog. No one cares except that lonely fag Oshie and that tubby you blow.
>>5820657
why do you think people care, every time you post people just tell you to fuck off. I'm not even being a dick, but at this point it's like you want negative attention, because I know that you know you'll get it, every time.
>>5818899
That's just you
>>5820666
I can hope, you know.
I've met some friends here and negativity isn't the part i pay attention to when i'm just socializing and sharing.
I dunno, i'm really forgiving, i guess, and it feels real nice when i can find nice bits to pick out the rest of the nerds hating pointlessly.
>>5819177
Latino papi
I'd let him fuck me
>tfw no masc bf to hold me
>>5820700
Then learn to be a man you fucking faggot.
>>5820717
but i like being weak and submissive
>>5820738
yeah but are you cute?
>>5819177
that isn't snuff, that is snus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snus
you don't chew it, you keep it under your lip.
>>5820776
people say I am
![Lovers2a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HxlOqJK.jpg "Lovers2a[1].jpg")
>tfw gain 25 lbs
>still have visible ribs
>thighs and butt have tripled in size.
>stomach still completely fat
>skeleton for life
>>5820783
>salt and sodium carbonate
FWWUUHH
>>5820787
Well you going to show me?
So I can come on over and beat you silly.
>>5820788
>stomach is still completely flat
>>5820794
I don't wanna get beaten up but I want to get held down and kissed all over and then fucked
>>5820802
I mean not in the sense that I am going to come over and beat you and abuse you.
But I want to choke you with one hand, jerk you off with another, while I am pounding you out so you get the best orgasm of a life time, you little dirty whore.
Then we can kiss and cuddle.
My foreplay is on point. Just clean your ass too.
>>5820816
i'm not into choking either, forcefulness is good but you have to be gentle enough that you don't hurt me
![8047325149_7967fc1ce0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X1V9HOq.jpg "8047325149_7967fc1ce0[1].jpg")
>>5820816
>tfw really sweet kind and loving bf
>sex is good, but he refuses to treat me like the whore I am
>only wants cuddle sex and more cuddling after
>just want to get choked a bit
>he looks at me like a criminal
>>5820820
So you're very romantic?
SOUNDS QT AF
>>5820829
>tfw no bdsm bf to treat sweetly and cuddle with despite him not liking it
>>5820848
http://affectionatemen.tumblr.com/archive
I wish I knew a guy kinda like pic related who would force me to clean his shoes/socks/feet with my tongue while verbally humiliating me. Then he'd facefuck me. And I would only be allowed to cum if he was satisfied with my service.
>>5820936
I dunno about that level of degradation but he's p cute.
>>5818883
Bisexual master race reporting in!
Suck my cock while my breeder has my legitimate child!
>>5820941
I'd probably fuck him after the lipo too
>>5820936
Well most of the guys that look like that are huge softies, sadly.
>>5820941
Fuck off tranny
>>5820954
surrogacy for 200
and you are not bisexual the second you like cock you are gay as much as the second you like vag you are straight
Only edgy teens and hipsters think they are "bi" wanting dick and vag come in cycles and one has more personal value then the other no matter who you are so to say you are bisexual is stupid as much as you are stupid fuck off bi scum kill yourself and your hipster friends.
>>5820977
>Once you like dick you're gay
>Once you like vagina you're straight again
Nigga, I'm Bisexual not a transformer
>>5820434
Sort of. Johny Greenwood used to be qt as hell
>>5821008
Kawaiiii
>>5820977
>Only edgy teens and hipsters think they are "bi" wanting dick and vag come in cycles and one has more personal value then the other no matter who you are so to say you are bisexual is stupid as much as you are stupid fuck off bi scum kill yourself and your hipster friends
tell me which bisexual hurt you anon
>>5821008
Saw this post whIle scrolling through front page. Greenwood is so fucking cute. He's also basically a musical genius (see: Junun).
>>5820954
>Suck my cock while my breeder has my legitimate child!
what?
>>5818935
what a fag
>tfw you look up an old friend on FB who you use to talk and skype chat with for hours and he looks sexier than ever
>tfw you can't talk to him because you pushed him out of your life because long-distance relationships never work
>tfw you just settle for jerking off to his facebook pics :/
>tfw have started addressing male strangers as sir
>>5821131
w-will you call me sir?
>>5821131
why? that's fucking weird
>>5820977
I know. No confident chub who likes his feet rubbed for me. ;-;
le epik no fedora tipping bf meme
>tfw handgun permit takes up to 40 days to get via mail
JFMSU SENPAI
>>5821152
Hello.
who /mostlystraightbutreallywantabf/ here
>>5820832
I like romantic stuff but i'm not afraid of things getting a little more kinky, I just don't like pain
spanking is fine though
>>5818883
2d cowboys are better
>>5821213
I feel like a lot of people are into spanking, but not pain. Whenever someone spanks me, they always just, like, spank to be as loud but light as possible.
>>5821213
So you've never been choked? It's not a very painful thing. Actually I think you'd like it, just some slight constriction of your airway, fighting for breathe as you can feel my thrust inside you, working your way to an eventual orgasm.
You'll love it. Just some slight pressure and memories to last a life time. You'll be begging every partner you meet you grab you the way I do.
>>5821200
All straight men. Women are objectively shit and just something men put up with for sex. There is absolutely no point in them besides sex. They are overgrown children that act worse than an actual child because you can actually beat a child.
>>5821224
ehh i don't think i'd like it
you can pin me down by my wrists though
>>5821229
Alright. So when did you want me to come over?
lmao you people are so gay.
>>5821237
are you in london
>>5821247
hahahahaha heres an upvote
>>5821248
n-no...
He used to be such a hottie
why did he make himself look like a tranny now ;_;
>>5821270
Just pin him down and cut his hair
>>5821096
disgusting. whine more
>>5821270
What the fuck, he's flawless
>>5821270
Who?
>tfw my ass was gaping to let out a yuuuuge shit and it hurt so bad but the relief you feel when it's all out is so relaxing
Is this how anal sex feels?
Bow down to your queen gay gen
>>5817509
>Among the 10,510 Democrat-affiliated survey respondents, Hillary Clinton has 63% of the hypothetical vote, while 31% support Bernie Sanders. Worth noting is the divergence in the size of Clinton's lead between our survey (32 points) and national polls – http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/2016-national-democratic-primary – conducted at the roughly the same time (~7 points). Also noteworthy: only 6% of respondents were undecided and only 0.6% favored "other" candidates, suggesting that SCRUFF's Democrats have relatively strong opinions about both candidates and a strong preference for the one they chose.
>>5821393
fuck off
Trump/Webb/Carson/Christie "Krispy Kreme" powerhouse administration 2016 ya fucking uggo dyke bitch
>>5821466
>Trump/Webb/Carson/Christie "Krispy Kreme" powerhouse administration 2016
That would be fucking awful and destroy the country.
>>5821479
Pretty sure socialism destroys countries you economically illiterate mong.
>>5821589
>pretty sure
It doesn't. Socialism works for a lot of northern Europe countries. Trump has also stated being pro universal healthcare.
>>5821614
Actually I am for universal healthcare. What I'm against is union faggotry and spending on gibsmedats for niggers.
>>5821619
Oh, sure unions are bad but they are not a product of socialism. I think hand outs are ok if the products are pre-chosen and only basic necessities.
Hey folks. I'm the fat bastard from a few threads back. Y'know, the one who said "puny god"?
Long story short, I took your advice, started throwing my weight around more (bur), and now he wants me to tie him up and have my way with him when I see him next week.
So, uh. Thanks.
>>5821647
>stupid people
Says the tranny namefag.
>>5821644
Slit his throat as well for good measure.
>tfw you realize all your body issues in life stem from your parents not bathing in the nude with you
>>5821731
>tfw you will never have a wife or a child and will always be a big disappointment to your parents & relatives
>>5821653
Ehh, I don't think I want to do that. I'm kinda hoping that he'll be a tenant of mine soon, DESU, and I could use the rent.
What could I do, though?
guess which one you are
>>5821647
The funny thing is that you can't distinguish political subtleties, because you're busy with labels and 4chan-tier knowledge.
>>5821767
well no having inconsistent logic isnt just 'political subtleties' lol your just uneducated
I just met this guy driving through, we both caught each other's eyes as he's driving and we meet again by his car amd start flirting and he starts talking about weed, and invites me to join, and I'm like "yeah okay! I'll be in my apartment.
He was pale with dark hair and a thick brown beard with bits of red and grey, just a little chubby and very cubby.
And so he gets a wrap and then comes to my place and we talk about music while he's rolling and then we listen to some of his stuff and I plug his player into my sound stuff in my room and we go in there to smoke
And so we smoke some and then he shot guns me and bites me and pulls my hair and it's all real hot
And then things get heavier and heavier until he starts feeling me up and stuff
And then finally he starts pulling my pants off and
I clasp them and tell him to wait and
ask him if he knew that I had a dick
And
He didn't
So we just chilled
finished the joint
I think he almost changed his mind for a bit, he sat back down and said he was "real backwards and forwards with this all"
but then he left
and how i'm super high
>>5821868
arent you married?
>its a 5652 speaks her mind episode today.
>>5821881
>mfw
5652 is one of my fav posters
unlike you t b h
>>5821881
Yaaaaaaay
guys i bottomed
>>5821891
He's probably my favorite poster here also t b h.
He's a twat but he makes me laugh the most consistantly.
>>5821868
nice made-up story
Admit it all you can get get is fat boys. :/
>>5821905
>not fucking exclusively fat boys
>>5821899
too bad you didn't commit suicide like you should have
>>5821899
did it feel good? are you now a #powerbttmsadfrogmissle
>>5821924
did you top sadfrog?
>>5821928
i stand in solidarity with the palestinian people
>>5821939
>Palestinians
>people
Come on now.
