Why are you still around?
Life is short.
I have no friends
>>5815020
Because I'm at work and it's boring.
>>5815020
Because I'm desperate.
>>5815020
>tfw no pirate dann bf to loot merchant ships from SE Asia and plunder literal and figurative booty
>>5815058
Hot.
>>5814832
who?
>>5815027
same. ;~;
>>5815027
>>5815119
Come to Burgerland, I'll be your friend.
>>5815135
On my way, gotta get there before trump goes full wall mode
>>5815209
At least if that worst case scenario comes to pass, I'll be able to laugh about living under the Fart regime.
>>5815135
/lit/ thread?
>tfw no soalone bf to listen to george strait with
God this place is so dead nowadays.
>tfw too old to be a violent straight edge asshole.
>>5815511
You're dead you dead corpse.
RIP in pieces, you piss stain.
Spit fire and the world so cold.
Where the fuck are the QT boyfriends? Is there a boyfriend store I can buy me a little twink/twunk vers at?
Getting real sick of it.
>>5815552
>There's an alternate universe where you have a boyfriend
>You're in this one
>>5815560
Oh shit. I better find him then
>>5815552
Maybe we can distribute gaygen among gaygen? I dont care who, i just want a boyfriend :[
i'd rather it be dead like this than have most of the trips/avatars return.
>>5815564
u cut or uncut bby
>>5815552
People get bought out of strip clubs.
>>5815569
I dunno, Irish was groovy.
>>5815570
u-uncut
>>5815576
thoughts on jews?
>>5815578
I dont mind cute jew boys and their cute fuzzy hair
>>5815590
fucking D R O P P E D
>>5815594
W I T H J E W S Y O U L O S E
>>5815594
To be fair i hate "the jews" and their jew controlled media and banks
But jew boys are C U T E
>>5815590
Oshie always has the best taste
>>5815521
Does your autism know no bounds?
>>5815625
My evil never dies!!!!!!
>>5815674
Owow which one is you :)
>>5815685
All of them.
>>5815685
oshie are you a virgin
>>5815808
Yea sadly... And boyfriendless
>>5815818
Wow bro.
>>5815690
You should stop posting in /fit/. You're not allowed.
>>5815818
how old are you
>>5815860
where u at
>>5815888
New zealand :[ hbu
>>5815891
US. Oh well.
>>5815511
why is that? I remember coming in early mornings before classes to write some random crap and it was crowded and we had nice chats. Evenings were even better.
There's a huge cockroach in my bathroom and I'm scared to death and crying, had to text my ex
this qt gave me a ride home yesterday and we were talking about books and shit and he asked be if I'd ever read anything by Dostoievski and I said no but that I really wanted to, and then he asked me which book, specifically, I wanted to read, and I realized I didn't know the title of any of his books
I could tell he really started judging me ;-; I should probably kill myself
>>5815964
If hes that much of an autist as to judge you on something so insignificant then you dodged a bullet imo anon x
>>5815964
>reading books
Is he stuck in the 20th century or something? lmao
>>5815969
That's like not knowing who painted Mona Lisa or about Einstein.
Doesn't make you less better than him or anything, but if the guy was looking for a bf with a bare minimum of education to be able to talk to about things, then yeah..its kind of a deal breaker. That being said,
>not being into dumb hot jocks with big dicks
>>5816051
>That's like not knowing who painted Mona Lisa or about Einstein.
Not knowing the title of a shitty book by that God-obsessed Slavophile is hardly comparable to not knowing who painted the Mona Lisa or who Einstein is.
>>5816069
Its not too far from it. But whatever, I don't care what's somebody into. I don't even discuss interests with potential dates.
Imagine if some hottie told me he's huge Marvel movies fan or likes anime. fuck my shit right up senpai
>>5816080
JFMSU bb
>>5815964
next time ask him "where should I start?" and then follow through, that's the important one, don't just say you will and then don't.
>>5815571
bought at strip clubs?
Like I can go to a strip club, a gay one I assume and talk to the manager about purchasing a twink to go?
But instead of returning, I get to keep him right?
>tfw no dann bf to kill Chancellor Sopot with and steal the nanotechnology back from Sopot before you kill him way before Molov betrays you and you get begrudgingly saved by that dyke Tangier while you romp around the ruins of the city dismantling Sopot's former army, new nanotechnology army, and your old friends who sided with Molov against you, even though the main character never spoke and he looked pretty ethnic so I can see why they'd betray mr. Autism 2.0 for Molov and you have to make use of garbage resistance fighters of the cuck faction who don't know what or how to fight and get btfo in every aspect esp in the city fight towards the end when you're fighting the process.
>>5816267
is this from a book or film or something?
>>5815560
j diddly jdimsa
goodnight gaygen
maybe i'll dream of a bf
>>5816318
sleep tight anonner
>>5816318
sweet wetdreams anon
>>5815964
Crime and Punishment is a relatively easy starter.
>>5816369
Your mother was relatively easy too
>>5816369
Tales from the a cellar human, or what the english translation would be, is a better starting point. That or a crazy mans tale/story, a novella, one of his best works as well.
You know who was great back in the day? Roxy Red. I think he's girl now, but he was so fun as a boy for a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjB8THSQjwA
Classy!
>>5816656
I was really into Jesse Starr. What happened to him?
Hi from circé and slutfriend on day two of hangouts. <3
>>5816794
>FAS
JUST IGNORE IT.
>>5816816
fas?
>>5815343
>tfw soalone calls you a solid 3/10
you don't know pain anon
>>5816820
>>5815020
thank god it died.
>>5816842
He doesn't really have FAS features, to be honest. That image just has him using the same expression as the diagram, so it looks more similar than it really is.
why is slutboi called slutboi?
Like does anyone actually fuck that disgusting walrus?
I'd rather give myself a home circumcision with a rusty blade than touch that piece of shit with my dick.
Maybe slutboi is just kinda like wishful thinking. 'If I call myself a slut, maybe someone will fuck me'
>>5816868
sex is ez
>>5816868
I think he said he used to be a normal looking person before he ballooned up. somehow I doubt it
>>5816868
most people who have sex in the world are ugly
>>5816940
He actually used to be a mega-twink, but, personally, i think he's a lot cuter as a chub,
>>5816943
you say that but, I'm still a virgin somehow
where is your god now
>>5816955
>I'm still a virgin
mhm
>>5816964
depends on what sexual acts you consider virginity nulling
>>5816971
You're not a virgin because god fucked you over in the genetics department.
>>5816982
boom
>>5816982
>god fucked you over
>virgin Mary
>>5816988
says you
>>5816996
that would explain why I've gotten so fat recently
>>5817020
Like omg you're so fat that space bends around you.
>>5817020
Child bearing hips.
>>5817020
what the hell
>>5817020
>Hitler is actually Irishanon
I knew it.
>>5817020
Testing
If you want a bf do this chant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAOUo0W4_DY
>>5815020
not short enough
>>5816948
Nobody cares about your opinion though. You're just as fucked up looking as he is.
>>5817112
OSA IROSUN
>>5817020
>>5817095
Dust thou have scales?
Does anyone else here not have any 'gay friends'??
I noticed most other openly gay people I know seem to group together, it seems like I'm the only homo that only has straight friends.
>>5816794
I had Jesse Starr on Skype from some camshow he did. But that must have been in like 2011 or 2012. He got better looking and then started getting worse looking. Supposedly he got charged with assault later on.
Man, Helix just isn't producing like they used to, eh? You're younger than me and you're on about Jesse Starr.
I may have a small penis but I carry a big stick with my words and strength.
Ill beat up everyone here fuck all of you pussies.
>>5817205
pls beat me up
>>5817210
That's no fun. I want someone to punch me back.
I have a small penis and im mad at the world around me.
>>5817205
>Ill beat up everyone here fuck all of you pussies.
But you're still the one with a small penis.
>>5817222
You wouldn't be saying that with my fist in your face tbqh.
>>5817205
aye bby wan sum fuk?
>>5817243
You could smash my face to a bloody pulp but in the end you're still the one with a small penis.
I hope you're a bottom.
>>5817258
You tell me to know my place well ill break your fucking face faggot.
>>5817278
>ill break your fucking face faggot.
And then what?
You still have a small penis and you can't make my face more ugly than it already is.
>>5817205
pls stop
you're giving small dicks a bad name
I'll beat all of you up forever.
>>5815020
I'm going to be giving my first blowjob. Any tips?
>>5817332
>You want to take your ugly face issues on me.
Yes. I'm bitter and mad at all these qt guys with their qt faces.
Especially when they whine on their million viewers youtube channels about how hard their lives are. FUCK YOU YOU DON'T HAVE REAL PROBLEMS.
>>5817020
>fat
Thats perfect
>>5817350
don't actually suck
>>5817350
Blow on it. Obvz
>>5817350
use spit, wrap your lips tightly around his shaft, actually suck it like you are extracting semen out of his pipe, fondle his balls, don't use teeth, and train your deepthroating skills by doing it
>>5817359
Grow a beard and get masc. People call me hot despite having an ugly face and small genitals.
>>5817350
bite hard, make sure you use BOTH hands, dont cry
>>5817376
>Grow a beard
I'm mentally unable to.
>>5817381
name checks out
>>5817385
honestly only one thing i said was at all bad
>>5817384
That kind of blew my mind a little bit.
Mentally...
I never thought about that growth is mental.
>tfw will never go back in time to raise yourself properly.
>>5817095
10/10 enjoyed it
I don't smoke weed tho
>>5817432
I have an odd case of gerontophobia.
>>5817437
You do worse, no?
>>5817450
I think everybody does.
>>5815027
shouldn't have drank alone
Pic related is my goal body (for now) and the ideal of what my sexual partners should look like.
Rate my taste.
>>5817466
would fuck n suck and be fucked by that
better have a QT face when you get a body like that
>>5817472
>better have a QT face
eehhh ... I think I might be lacking a bit in that area.
>>5817479
please eat less then, your face can go a long way with weight loss
Is this a reasonable goalbody to try to obtain from twinkotterness in 5 years?
>>5817490
Im the same way. If you don't the care of your body than you aren't a good pairing.
>>5817511
I would say so. Id probably look like that when I cut more.
>>5817484
I am doing that actually.
I know I have some potential, because when I do :>=, I can see some nice cheekbones/ hollow cheeks appear.
>tfw I had to look up porn to remember myself what that smiley looks like, but I dont want to get erect
>>5817490
>it's a nice body but I usually go for twinkier
you mean even skinnier, less developed muscle or slightly higher bodyfat range?
>>5817511
yeah, remember to only do backsquats for over-development of the backside and to really get that duck-like hip and look
>>5817532
>yeah, remember to only do backsquats
as opposed to front-squats*
Hi gay gen.
How do you guys feel about these results among gay men?
>Among the 10,510 Democrat-affiliated survey respondents, Hillary Clinton has 63% of the hypothetical vote, while 31% support Bernie Sanders. Worth noting is the divergence in the size of Clinton's lead between our survey (32 points) and national polls – http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/2016-national-democratic-primary – conducted at the roughly the same time (~7 points). Also noteworthy: only 6% of respondents were undecided and only 0.6% favored "other" candidates, suggesting that SCRUFF's Democrats have relatively strong opinions about both candidates and a strong preference for the one they chose.
>>5817509
>>5817509
>>5817509
>>5817509
>>5817532
>>5817527
so it is possible?
would tops be fine with a musclebear bottom?
>>5817545
Trump
>>5817350
This is how blowjobs work in the real world, forget all you've seen in porn
>webm related
Don't forget to chew otherwise it might be a little difficult to swallow.
>>5817545
>most gay men on the republican side voting for trump
nice, I wonder what the overall statistics are
>>5817549
>so it is possible?
sure
>would tops be fine with a musclebear bottom?
not me personally, I like being lean and being with someone lean
>>5817555
I knew what was going to happen, but still watched it.
Fuck you, anon.
>>5817532
slightly skinnier and less muscle overall
spooky skeletons are where it's at
>>5817567
>tfw no longer a spooky skeleton
>>5817573
post muscle tumtum
>>5817574
>implying muscle
>>5817580
>still not posting tumtum
>>5817585
Kind of an older pic
>tfw you failed at lifting weights.
>tfw aesthetic but you're still a fucking joke of a human
>tfw autistic perfectionist
>tfw probably going to bulk again in six seven months and do it fucking right.
>three years lifting and still garbage
>>5817555
>feminist blowjob
>>5817588
post body please
>>5817490
No more drugs? Well that's a good change.
Tfw you finally find a close who you click with
>>5817650
Guy* ;_; im too excited
>>5817635
I fucked up my lifts and stopped counting on squats and deads because I couldn't go to the gym and stayed at home and did bench.
165 pounds 5ft9in
SAWWWWWWWWLID 5.5 inch penis
Squat and deads. I don't want to talk about it but ill redo them again next bulk.
Bench 185 3x8
Highest ever was 225 3x5 on the end of my bulk.
OHP 125 3x8
Used to be able to do 145 3x8
I mostly do weighted chinups
3x8 with 40 pounds attached.
I have big biceps now.
>>5817605
I've been off drugs since late 2014, m8
>>5817667
Shit dawg. I haven't been here for a long while.
>>5817667
Then why do you still talk like a crackhead?
Are you a crackhead? Answer me!
>>5815552
sup guy, I'm a QT vers
>>5817662
Damn, I bench 190 for 5 reps, and I've only been lifting for a year. I also plateaued for a long time, because I wasn't eating enough. What made you stop going up for so long?
>>5817662
Nice. Your lifts are pretty close to mine, and I've got a half foot and 25 pounds on you.
Your lifts will be great after another bulk.
>I have big biceps now.
Nice. My lifts have gone up, but i've still got small arms.
Seriously thinking about taking vacation time and trying out Piano's 8 hour arms. lol
>>5817691
post feet :]
>>>/fit/36245248
WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?
STOP FOLLOWING ME!
>>5817701
I used to go on fit from 2013 to 14. I think there's a bunch of attitudes that affect new lifters. Like I wish I started at 3x8 instead of doing 3x5 because even though everyone wants to be elitist and say its for strength at the end of they day if you're not competing you want to look good.
Even if its not for other dudes you still want to look good and I think they don't do arms enough in general.
You should do some weighted chinups. Its a compound plus it gets your biceps really big.
>>5817724
You're the worst poster here.
>>5817727
I might have to try 3x8. I've been doing 5x5 forever.
>weighted chinups
I'll have to give those a try too. I've been doing wide grip pull ups for a while now, trying to get my lats to grow.
>>5817748
>Ann
>trying to get anything to grow
didn't you fuck up steroid intake Ann lol
>>5817748
5 is too many sets for me. Id imagine I would just get really bored. I've actually never tried it before but it just seemed like too much.
Were you doing stronglifts?
>>5816964
Who is this? Tranny Pearl?
>>5817545
Cool.
I like Hillary enough as a low-risk option, and Trump is by far the best Republican candidate.
>tfw friends want to go grab dinner soon and meet up
>tfw can't help but feel its going to be a trap
>tfw got that sick feeling that something is wrong in my stomach
>>5817789
It's a blind date!
>>5817797
More likely some sort of gay witch hunt
>>5817789
sounds like nerves
you should go get aids and then go get dinner with your friends, that way when they kill you, you can at least scream at them I KILLED MYSELF FIRST AHHAAHHA
>>5817808
where they tie you up and abuse your boipucci!
>>5817830
>dumb
Can't even type.
>>5817830
iktf
Luckily my only stupidity was my eating habits. I went from 140 to 250 in les than a year and its taking over two years to cut. I pretty much stopped caring and accepted my new weight range at 170 180 but im in military in like two weeks so after im finished boot im going to bulk again and fix shit.
>>5817851
>140 to 250 in les than a year
That's astounding. I was proud of putting on 60 in about 9 months.
Boot should see you loose a lot too.
>>5817851
>140 to 250 in les than a year
Did you have a sugar water IV?
>>5817871
I meme irl.
Im naturally a skinnyfat at least before fit than when I found out about gomad I did that on top of frozen pizza a day over 5k calories along with ice cream. At 5ft 9 I got pretty fat but not as strong as I should have been. I was a retard. Dirty bulking is dumb. I remember when I started I gained twenty pounds in a month.
I really just wanted to be big. If there were no health problems or military id be 250 again. I don't care about appearance in terms of aesthetic. I want to be gross ugly and tough looking. Pretty boy shit is gay. I guess its image dysmorphia in a way.
>>5817365
Seriously? I thought you were supposed to treat it like a popsickle
>>5817896
I did frozen pizza a day. It was great for bluking. Lactose intolerant so no GOMAD for me.
Nothing wrong with dirty bulking, as long as you do it in moderation, especially if you started out skelly and need to learn how to. 5k+ for a year is pretty excessive.
>id be 250 again
I couldn't do it the heaviest I've been was 210. I don't want to be that body fat percentage again. Tying my shoes sucked.
>>5817905
LOL
this semen slurper was literally trying to suck the cum out of a dick
>>5817905
Don't listen to him. Suction feels amazing.
>>5817921
>Don't listen to him
>coming from Ann
>the dumbest poster gaygen ever had
>fucked up steroids
>cant even bulk
>has stayed the same size since november
>hasn't lifted more
??? who cares what someone more pathetic than irishanon has to say about sucking dick, you've never gotten sucked nor sucked senpai
>>5817896
Manlet trying to overcompensate by being a fat sack of shit. No one thinks a fat guy that lifts shit is tough.
>>5817896
>5'9
>don't care about aesthetics
>I want to be gross ugly
tbqh trying to be edgy but it just reads as sad
hope u get the mental help u need
>>5816069
>Dostoievski
Crime and Punishment is a fucking masterpiece dude, if you're into literature at all I highly recommend you read it.
>>5817915
No dirty bulking is cancer. Its ok to have a cheat day though once in a while though. When I mean dirty bulking I mean long term excess calories. Take it from me its a bad idea.
All of my fat distribution went to my stomach so I just looked like an overbloated ethiopian. I looked cool. I didn't realize that I was even fat until I saw myself at a concert video moshing around and I was the biggest BY FAR dude there.
If I was your height id just be a real life bully.
>>5817931
>>5817934
Lel
>>5817927
I <3 you too bullykun
>>5817915
>I don't want to be that body fat percentage again. Tying my shoes sucked.
h-hot
>>5817955
I've actually always hated you mostly because of how much you pretend online. Just let go of it. I'd still hate you even if you did though, but maybe a little less
>>5817968
Who hurt you anon
>>5815964
>asked be if I'd ever read anything by Dostoevsky
Whenever someone says "Oh, have you read that book from X writer?" just means it's a book he read recently and it's him trying to look cultured.
Chances are he hasn't even read that many books, it's like the 16 year olds that read The Tower and don't understand shit about it.
>>5817978
>*The Castle
sorry, sleepy af.
>>5815020
No seriously, I need advice on giving a blowjob. The guy is cute and I want to do a good job
Donald Trump is brilliant. It bears repeating. After all the stupid/malicious shit he's done over the years, all the potential real scandals are totally eclipsed by the sheer amount of noise he puts out every day.
>>5817974
lmao fuckoff
ever since you got here you've been nothing but desperate cancer
>omg guys pay attention to me
>omg guys arent I so ugly
>omg guys tfw no bf amiright
>omg guys ill defend u against anons
>omg g u y s
>>5817989
Actual advice beginners fuck up on is:
not enough saliva
too much teeth
If you've got those two down, you're pretty much in the top 10% already. Additionally, ballplay is important, so is actually using your tongue - rather than simply bobbing your head up and down.
>>5817996
It's pretty impressive to be honest. He's got self promotion down to a science.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ugHP-yZXw
lol
>>5818006
>Implying your "bullying" isnt the ulimate example of attention seeking
Lmao i bet your gross
I've been noticing that my speech has been becoming slightly more affected since I've went full-time gay. But it's not really a lisp but more of a slur.
Anyone else noticed small changes even they aren't intended since coming out k
>>5818046
yes i've been saying lots of 'girl bye's
>>5818029
>Lmao i bet your gross
how dare you
she's leagues better looking than you will ever be
and has an ass that's slightly less potato looking
>>5818029
stay mad when you posted your image people literally just ignored it lmaoo
>>5818022
Yeah, I mean it's all pretty basic when you type it out, but a lot of people fuck it up when they actually encounter a dick in real life. They get nervous and stop producing enough saliva for example.
Basically just do what you would like done, and go from there, he may instruct you do to some new things so listening is also pretty important.
>>5818046
I bite my lip and mess with my hair a bit more. I don't like that I do it
>>5818046
yaas hunty, you become less self-conscious after dropping the straight act.
>>5818046
I notice that my voice and speech patterns get "gayer" when I'm around other gays
>>5818029
You're a confirmed gross attention whore with a lumpy, fat ass.
You're like a worse Scarf and Shoes.
>>5818046
>full-time gay
How's the pay?
But no, I haven't experienced that. What does happen though, is I'll use words ironically, and they become real. It's the worst f a m
>>5818075
Oh yeah I've done that a lot
or say stupid meme responses irl without realizing it
>>5818046
You're trying to fit into a stereotype. Nothing new.
>>5818064
>>5818074
Nice try :)
>>5818059
Lol is this actually hitler?
>>5818086
Yeah, but thankfully I'm not that bad. Some people actually will say "lmao" (spelled out) while laughing. It's embarrassing.
>>5818046
i always had a slight lisp but then people started noticing it
>>5818106
I feel bad for you. You take this tripfag shit too seriously.
>>5818095
i bet you sing 'beautiful' to yourself in the mirror lmaooooooo
>>5818116
I think you may take some of my posts too seriously
>>5818086
yeah. I've found myself doing that.
Luckily most of my friends are 4channers so it could be worse.
>>5818124
You're not even trying anymore, im slightly disappointed 2bh
>>5818135
i dont even have to try tbqh
you naturally bully yourself, hence why you can pretend to not care about what others say online
:)
>>5818133
Hey ann are you feeling ok?
>>5817989
>peel a banana and suck on it
If you see teeth marks, you're doing something wrong.
If the banana broke, get one less ripe.
Try pushing it until you trigger your gag reflex, so you can know your limit.
Try moving your tongue and caress the banana, if you see teeth marks after, you're doing something wrong.
Otherwise train with a dildo since sucking a dick will give you a sick jaw burning if you're not used to it.
>>5818133
>Luckily most of my friends are 4channers
> it could be worse.
uhh h8 to break it to you, but it's already pretty bad
>>5818172
we've noticed
>>5818190
>fuck bitches
oh no it's worse than we thought
please tell your friends to stop fucking dogs
How can I make my ass stop itching and burning after I shave it
>>5818190
Meanwhile they a skelly roider camwhore as their friend.
>>5818208
Two options:
1. Don't shave the actual asshole.
2. Shave the actual asshole and don't stop shaving it until your intestines are clean
>>5818208
anti-itch cream can help depending on why its burnign/itching
>>5818208
It's weird, my crotch will itch like hell when the hair starts to regrow, but I've never really had a problem with my ass region.
>>5818223
>thread starts talking about assholes
>actually the biggest hole in the universe jumps into thread
you got google alerts on this shit senpai?
Does anybody have any experience with hitting the heavy bag?
I've been punching it and my skin always tears on my knuckle and bleeds everywhere. Does it get better over time?
>>5818232
Nah, I've just been kind of monitoring the thread a little bit while I dick around online.
>>5818233
pics of bloody torn up knuckles
pls & thx xoxo
>>5818169
Thank you, I will!
>>5818233
>>>/mascgen/
this is a fem4fem thread now
>>5818233
is this about fisting or actually punching a heavy bag in the gym
>>5818241
why not be inclusive regardless of sexual tastes as long as it's for males
