Best lesbians are fitbians. Fatbians should try their best to become fitbians. Having a thick squat ass and some ab definition can only help you pick up a gf. In a literal way
old edition
>>5805606
I briefly had an ab once.
>tfw no surfer beach babe gf
>tfw a girl calls you daddy
a little weird but i'm into it.
>>5814993
I'd legit rather be called daddy than mommy in a sexual way. Not even butch and they both kinda disgust me but for some reason mommy disgusts me more than daddy.
>>5814993
>bisluts
Post fit girls and fit ass.
>>5815035
>It's your innate mommy issues. Reminding yourself of your mom just brings them to the surface.
But I've got a good relationship with both parents. My mom is cool. I think she did alright raising me.
I just find the whole child roleplay off putting. Maybe it's that no one will ever seriously call me daddy cause I'm obviously a girl but someone could one day call me mommy and I hate kids. Nightmares about being pregnant. Terrifying.
>>5815060
Well I'm gonna call you mommy from now on. That's just how it is.
>>5815076
How will you ever know that anon is?
>tfw fatbian slowly but surely becoming fitbian
I eagerly await joining the master race.
>>5812541
>altar
sounds nice.
>already know it's fucked...
Look around for a counselor who works with attachment and relationship issues in adults. Adult Attachment Disorder is another name it may be called. I have my own attachment issues I'm dealing with.
Turning 21 soon. I've resolved to spend my 20s trying to fuck every girl I can. Wish me luck, lesgen!
>>5815294
Then stop posting frogs, cause that is a trait of a loser.
>>5815786
Oh, I'll always be a loser. I'm shitposting pepes on 4chan. There's no coming back from that. I'm just looking forward to be a fit loser.
Russian girls pls respond
>>5815800
It's illegal to be gay in Russia
Has anyone here taken a voluntary break from sex and relationships?
I'm trying to do a year single to work on my stuff (work and writing and shit) but I'm horny af. Near breaking point only 4 months in.
I run and work out every day. I'm not quite as ripped as pic related but in fairly decent shape. Sometime I'll be meeting a girl for a date or first time and take off my jacket and they like "errr... no thanks"
>>5815998
Then they have terrible taste.
And or they feel guilt about bein out of shape
>>5815995
I have been for almost a decade. It's alright
>>5815998
Is your face as unfortunate as hers?
>>5815998
They are idiots. Keep it up, anon! The world needs more fit lesbians.
>>5815998
was she fat?
>>5815998
>no thanks
I'd have the same reaction. Fit girls are okay but this is too much. No tits, waist or hips, and probably no ass.
>>5816089
No. they're more the girly type
>>5816117
>is fit
>no ass
pick one you moron
>>5816184
>probably
Learn to read, retard.
>>5816189
there's no "PROBABLY", if you're fit you'll have an ass.....like what the fuck are you gonna workout your entire body except your glutes?
>tfw lazy skinnyfatbian
>mfw when the girl you loved 4 years ago shows up at your workplace, and greets you with a big smile when the last thing she told you was that "girls were nice, but they lacked a dick".
>>5816252
>mfw you thought dating a bi girl would end well
>>5816252
Ew.
>>5816262
We didn't date, she was straight and had a boyfriend. She treated me like shit and 4 years later she does as if nothing happened. And she actually works in my studio. Well, it's not like I cared anymore.
This pic looks like one of the infected in Bioshock. Gross.
>>5816274
I'm sorry she treated you like shit, but you're kind of a fool for falling in love with a straight girl. Condolences though, pic related.
>>5816293
I never fell in love with a lesbian. I don't know a single lesbian, and all the girls who were interested in me were always straight.
I kind of given up to find someone anyway.
>>5816246
>tfw skellingtonbian
>>5816321
>tfw you're using an expensive "MASS GAINER" powder to look less anorexic and only getting like three pounds a month.
>>5815397
Same! I intend to spend the night at a lesbian bar and do my best to get a group of older women to take me under their wings.
Do bars tend to do anything if it's your 21st? How do I approach women? Should I wear anything that makes it apparent what day it is, like a shirt that says "birthday girl"?
>>5816354
>Should I wear anything that makes it apparent what day it is, like a shirt that says "birthday girl"?
Probably not. It comes across a little desperate and obvious, just drop it into casual conversation instead.
>>5816347
Protip, anon, powdered protein doesn't do a whole lot unless you're working out in conjunction. In fact, if you're also cutting sugars and fat, it will take you longer to build muscle. Your body needs a range of different nutrients to gain.
> be me
> best friend is a gay boy
> very very gay
> family makes comments
> "it's too bad you and Ryan can't be a couple, anon!"
> "are you sure you're just friends?"
> "maybe you two should give it a shot, you never know!"
What do I have to do, bring a girlfriend to Easter dinner and eat her out on the table? Pretty sick of the "you should give guys a chance" brigade.
>>5816572
Oh, I didn't even mean build muscle. I'm an ectomorph so I doubt I'll ever look muscular, but I'd like to look less bony. The powder I'm using is mostly maltodextrin for calories, and I add peanut butter/banana/etc. Barely helping though.
Think of those women that look like bobbleheads? That's me. I've been a shitty fitbian recently because I worry that working out too much hurts the weight gain.
Oh, and also winter. Fuck winter.
I have pretty good proportions, so I'm not worried about the fat going to bad places. Just gotta squat more so my ass doesn't get flabby if I ever do manage to gain anything.
>>5816622
Ask if you can bring him to Easter dinner.
Then bring him. With his boyfriend.
Also bring your own girlfriend.
>>5815995
I took three years. It was a really good decision, for me. Needed to work on my shit.
>>5814916
a concrete kind of hell
>>5816252
Bro... you indirectly had sex with a penis
>>5815359
milk? soap water? jizz?
>>5816622
Gotta tolerate it m8. It's not even your family. Should not be too difficult to ignore. I'm with you that they are waaaay too pushy and handling the whole thing pretty autistically.
But if he's your bff, just power through and rant to him about it. Maybe he can convince his folk that they're stepping over lines.
is it possible to get /fit at home? I'm too shy to go in a gym k
1,67 and 60kg btw, just want to get ripped
>>5816813
Half of your genes were inside some dude's balls years ago.
>>5816923
gross
>>5816923
>Implying that I'm not under one year old.
tfw no canadian gf
tfw no hot supervillain gf
>>5816976
And thank God for it if she did look like this.
>>5817013
Canadians and Britons always look so fucking ugly compared to Americans. It has to be some nutritional deficit. Even the most attractive Britons are just on the level of the decent american.
>>5817023
I had one friend who was english in high school. She was really pretty but absolutely not my style. And straight.
>>5817038
They aren't necessarily >ugly<, but there's always something off. I think it may be inbreeding
>>5817045
>there's always something off
True. Everytime I go in London I almost never find a girl attractive. Meanwhile in Amsterdam for exemple, there are tons of them.
>>5815995
Yeah, over a decade, but broke it last year with a few hookups. Funny thing is I'm now going out with two of the gals I did before my break.
>Near breaking point only 4 months in.
Either have strength, and maintain it, or just do a hookup or two.
>>5816354
You'll be a new face in the bar, eyes will be on you.
I normally wear a simple black diamond triangle pendant on a chain around my neck. Yeah, the diamond is black, and cut into a shape of a triangle. It's 12mm on a side, but only 3mm thick. I also have a pair of stud earrings that are also triangle cut black diamonds. They were all a gift from an ex.
>>5816814
Who knows. It was photographed by a female photographer. Name in file title. I'd bet milk or milk and water. Another of hers from the same series.
>>5816976
If she's Canadian, why is she rooting for the Kings?
>>5817274
Canada is a member of the british commonwealth
>>5817288
The current monarch is a queen you steaming heathen.
>>5817023
How did you come to this conclusion? I disagree with you regardless, but I'm curious as to what your "Canadians and Britons" sample consists of. Celebrities? People you've met living and/or traveling? Lesbian populations in particular cities?
>>5817426
Everything but the last one
>>5817320
Could have fooled me. That's one manly looking "queen"
>>5817274
>implying beaner angelenos go to kings games and it is not 90% tourists
>tfw you've cum 4 times in one day, and it's starting to hurt but you're still horny
Lesbians should be exempt from ovulation
>>5815032
Forget this stupidity. Definitely go for the threesome. Life is about taking measured risks and getting as many experiences as you can before your time is up. This outcome is not only not guaranteed, it's not even that common. Especially because they're approaching you about it instead of vice versa, they've had time to talk this out and if anything went unmentioned or unanalyzed then it's their mistake to learn from and not yours to be guilty over. Make your dreams come true, anon. It's just good fun.
Nearly all apes are much more sexually adventurous than we are, and not even all societies are as restrictive as ours is. There's nothing to gain from following this arbitrary limit when you've already nixed some of the bigger ones for your self-actualization and survival. You're a lesbian. That's way bigger than accepting an invitation to a threesome. Do all orgies end in divorces? Do no swingers make a regular thing of it? Are there no porn stars or sex workers with significant others? Of course these aren't true, so don't buy into this empty paranoia.
Fuck your friend and the qt. Most of the time it will just let you all be closer. I have fucked my friends, and their girlfriends, and both at the same time before and maintained the friendships just fine after that. You just have to treat everyone involved like adults that are able to voice their concerns and limits. This is a limit they're inviting you to advance on. Fucking do it, anon. Do it!
>>5818541
As someone that has had sex with several friends, including a few threesomes I support this anon. Worse case things get a little weird for a little and then it all goes back to normal once everyone gets over it.
>>5818927
Sex with a girlfriend is better than sex with a fuckbuddy.
>>5818939
Well, I haven't had either so I can neither agree or disagree with your statement.
>>5818947
Bad sex with a girlfriend is better than good sex with a fuckbuddy.
>>5818994
Are you gonna help me get a girlfriend so I can test the truthfulness of this statement, anon?
>fitbian edition
Is anyone else attracted to Lena Dunham? I mean, I don't find her funny and I've never seen her show. I also know a guy who looks exactly like her face-wise. But I just can't get enough of her body. It's so adorable and sexy.
>>5819037
What am I like? Depends on whose company I'm in. Overall, I aim to be pleasant and mannerly but sometimes I'm more reserved and I keep to myself. By sometimes, I mean most of the time. Still, I try to be friendly; I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a grump or a killjoy.
My biggest passions are watching movies, listening to music, and reading. I guess that's kind of sad that someone's only real enjoyment in life comes from consuming entertainment, but it gets me out of bed. That and cooking, although I don't know if I "love" to cook. What I do enjoy is the feeling of knowing that I created something with my own two hands and that I can enjoy the fruits of my labor.
Was this TL;DR? I never know how to answer these kinds of questions.
>>5819015
>fat with poor posture with no tits
Worst combo
>>5819073
>My biggest passions are watching movies, listening to music, and reading
Literally every person in dating sites.
>>5819243
>and reading
I browse enough dating websites to know most of them don't read.
And hey, at least I didn't add video games in there somewhere.
>>5819254
What do you read though, fiction?
>mfw
>>5819073
>What I do enjoy is the feeling of knowing that I created something with my own two hands and that I can enjoy the fruits of my labor.
Go into the arts.
>>5819266
>reading fiction is bad
This is a bad meme and you should feel bad for implying it.
And I read a variety of things; right now I'm in the middle of something called The Depression Sourcebook. It's pretty fascinating and very informative about depressive disorders.
>>5819284
Already did, anon...it didn't go well.
>>5819266
Fuck off, kek.
>>5816354
I'm hoping to break a lot of hearts. But you know, not get a venereal disease. Just have sex with a lot of women. That'd be cool.
>>5819243
I'd take watching movies, listening to music, and reading over "love to laugh" and "Favorite activities: Smiling"
I want a girl with passion and talk excitedly with me about something in science rather than reality TV.
pic unrelated to my post but related to thread.
>>5819296
>This is a bad meme and you should feel bad for implying it.
It's not a meme, fictional books are a waste of time. Why would you like to read some fairy tale shit when you can read an insightful book on Emacs or awk.
>right now I'm in the middle of something called The Depression Sourcebook. It's pretty fascinating and very informative about depressive disorders
That sounds better, as long as it isn't psychology pseudoscience.
>>5819297
No.
>>5819318
I only read books about alien abductions or spooky ghost hauntings.
>>5819326
Might as well watch a 12-hour anime about some cute girls eating sweets and drink tea in their clubroom while they crack bad light-hearted jokes and are gay for each other in your mind.
>>5819312
>with passion
I hate this meme so much because I'm dispassionate by nature.
>>5819318
>Why would you like to read some fairy tale shit when you can read an insightful book on Emacs or awk.
I've read to many of the latter. Literally I've read thousands of books over my life. At one point over half were nonfiction.
>>5819312
>tfw wanna lick that belly button.
>>5819348
Imagine if the other half was non-fiction too, all the useful stuff you could have learned instead of the names of the kingdoms of some middle ages soup opera book.
>>5819318
Fiction allows you to be someone else, adapt to a new perspective, and internalize meaning, morality, and philosophy without it being spelled out dimly and shallowly. Fiction is even more important that non-fiction is, and non-fiction is damned important. Anyone who shits on fiction is not only pretentious, but an idiot, who has no sense of scale or understanding of people.
>>5819360
>muh mental gymnastics
>muh morals
>muh pseudo-philosophy
Fuck off, /lit/, fiction is fucking shit.
>>5819355
All work and no play makes Jane dull.
This >>5819360
>>5819374
It is always disappointing when someone stupid still tries to be condescending.
I just woke up from a dream where my gf deleted me from reality because she stopped loving me.
>hanging out with lesbians in college apartment
>one really sweet, quiet girl lays down to take a nap
>we keep talking, time passes
>cute quiet girl starts thrashing around in her sleep, screaming "stop, stop"
>friend who owns the apartment has to wake her up and calm her down
jesus fucking christ how are you supposed to react to that?
>>5819401
>you're stupid because you don't meet my arbitrary standards
Talk about pretentious.
>>5819441
Nah, dude. You're stupid because you're using words you don't know the meaning of, to argue against shit they don't apply to.
>>5819430
Rape her to help her revive the situation.
>>5819449
Ok so then it's
>you're stupid because I say so
Which doesn't really change much.
>>5819430
Get on top and make her realize it wasn't just a dream perhaps
>>5819430
Stick your boob in her mouth to calm her down, what else?
>>5819015
I'm with you there. She has a nice curve in at her ribcage.
Desu I'm a total chub chaser. When a chub's proportions and silhouette and face are off, its awful. But when it's good, I can't take my eyes off her.
I love hugging and cuddling with fat girls. They're so soft and pillowy. It's nice to lay my head on their tits.
Maybe because I'm the antithesis as a scrawny no tit skelly? I don't know, but gimme the marshmallow girls
>>5819484
>I don't know, but gimme the marshmallow girls
LONDON
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>>5819488
I wish we were near each other anon, I wish
>>5819516
That depends on where you are, anon. My guess is going to be Canada.
>>5819519
Why?
>>5819522
Because I'm nowhere near Canada.
>>5816274
Don't be that "nice guy"
People need to learn to get over unrequited crushes and not let them last for years, then get mad when things don't develop the way they'd like
>>5815998
Impressive, but too cut
>>5819526
Oh. I'm west USA. Sounds like you're euro?
>>5819535
Nope, east US, I just like to meme. At least we're on the same continent, I guess.
>>5819543
Hah, I didn't even think of the London, I was just thinking of people far from Canada
You'll find a girl with a sweet tooth, Anon
>>5819430
Exactly how your friend who owns the apartment did. Yeah, I've been there and done that. Its also been done for me.
>>5819459
This is why you're stupid, anon. This post right here. You can't make connections, you can't parse text literally, you can't create a competent theory of mind for another person. You're just an idiot. I think the most pitiable thing is, you trained yourself to be this stupid. What a sad state.
>>5819570
Good luck to you in your endeavors as well, anon!
>>5819529
But I don't care anymore, she can do whatever she wants, it's not my problem. I was just a little surprised to find her here.
>>5819615
gained some real respect for the apartment-owning friend last night tbqh familia, i was frozen and useless
>>5819449
Thank you!!!
People who try to use big word's but have NO IDEA as to there actual meaning so they use it out of context so you want to call them out on that REALLY STUPID behavior but you can't because you also need the person to stay on track because you don't want to waste your time arguing how stupid they are you just want them desperately to get to the point.
>>5819620
((("Friendship")))
![tumblr_mn4v7vtYho1qgy4g3o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YpQVqSm.jpg "tumblr_mn4v7vtYho1qgy4g3o1_500[1].jpg")
>>5820495
>>5820488
You have the same problem, so I don't know why you're putting up this front right now. You should both go in the boo box.
I should buy a gf
>>5821097
There are some rechargeable ones that can save you a lot on batteries.
>>5821107
I prefer biological machines over those Japanese ones. You know, good old fashioned slavery.
>>5821112
That sounds extremely inefficient
>>5821112
If you're a femme, I can be your slave anon.
>>5821162
You can pay me with slaps on the ass.
>>5821233
Oh sweet Summer child, I have many other uses for you.
dumping my folder cuz Imma delete it.
dont mind the missing numbers
>>5821284
do you even lesbian?
>>5821300
Do you? You seem a lot like a straight guy that's just here to share porn with other straight guys. There are plenty of boards for you elsewhere.
>>5821242
>oh sweet summer child
that was always a big turn off when my ex used to say that. Not just cause it's patronizing, but because I always imagine her as an old grandmother from GoT.
>>5821309
Nope I'm not, but now that you say it I do look like one I gotta admit.
I already posted there with gifs named "sin"
>>5821284
Never mistake your own opinions for the opinion of the majority. That's retarded. I've gotten a whole new folder from sinanon and I appreciate her effort.
>>5821332
>>5821327
>>5821332
you're welcome.
>>5821317
>not being turned on by 76 year old women
>>5821317
Well that isn't the reaction I hoped for but oh well.
![49a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvWSvKv.jpg "49a[1].jpg")
>>5821346
Please post more kissing.
Well then >>5821284 is anti-lesbian and should be quartered in the square.
>>5821404
Hang him at the first morning light.
>>5821404
>not liking porn made for straight men makes you anti-lesbian
>>5821415
yeah I know it's not really porn for women but I just liked to watch the cute girls getting at it.
>>5821427
>>5821449
>>5821451
As long as humans die and suffer, I'm fine with whatever system we have.
>>5821457
>tfw gf spent the night and we slept intertwined with each other in my small twin bed
I am so fucking happy with my life. Sleeping next to a girl who smells amazing is the best and getting to feel that skin to skin contact is just euphoric. God I am so glad that I finally got over my "I'm not gay" phase
>>5821488
Wait a few years and you find yourself breeding with a guy.
>>5821488
Can I join, next time? I don't take up much space but I have semi-cold feet sometimes.
>>5821365
ageism is problematic. why are lesbians so shallow, superficial, and bigoted?
>>5821514
Because I don't find too big age cap sexy or hot. Frankly I hate when my date is too fat aka not taking care of her body.
>>5821526
what are /lesgen/ listening to now?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au5tcEDZOaY
>>5821550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdWqHtTPkE
>>5821550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZNeastYxEc
>>5821591
sabaton is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnRqqCBODXs
>>5821636
I don't know whether to hug or marry you.
>>5821640
why not both?
>>5821550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1BLzf4kWFM
>>5821514
dafuq, last thread's name litterally was "mommy issues"
Christmas cake pls respond
>tfw you abbreviate the title of the sheet music for part of your cellos section as "Cellos - Spic." and it makes your mexican friend mad
>>5821652
If you want to spend your life with good-for-nothing engineering student then yes.
>>5821550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwPs2P2T5Kc
The singer is hot and I don't care what anyone says. Trashy, talented blondes are top-tier.
So, I met a lady at the gym who is around 10 years older than me, but her body is 10/10. She started talking to me and told me she was a metalhead as well when she was younger. She is single and seems kind of interested in me, because she always wants to work out together and makes lots of excuses to touch me.
What could I do to make it stop, lesgen? Older women are a turn-off for me.
>>5821811
REEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
>>5821689
Are you looking for a specific Christmas cake or is this just to see how many people fit the bill?
>>5821815
It's just that most older women see lesbianism as a release from male pressure and they only practise it in order to "feel free" (except from the actual dykes). They feel lonely and once you reach a certain age you want to do something to get rid of it.
Ztfw no gf in cargo pants
>>5821921
I wear camouflage pants regularly, shall we get married yet?
>>5821923
Of course! I hope you'll like a summer wedding.
>>5821952
I prefer winter and cold in general, but the wedding would be a reason for me to love summer. Why then, though?
>>5821961
Because of the global warming winters are pretty wet and not beautifully cold. Though my favorite is Autumn because it's delightfully cold and the most cuddly season
>>5821811
Is her face pretty?
>>5821970
I like autumn as well, it is the perfect season for walking through/chilling in the forest near my house. It is not a very nice scenery in the city, though. Pic related is one photo I took at dusk while being on top of a bunker.
Where from?
>>5822007
Finland. Nature is nice over here during the Autumn but the city is dumb is fuck. I'm waiting to finish my studies and move out as soon as I can.
>>5822007
>bunker
Switzerland?
>>5822020
*sigh* Eastern Euro here ;-;
I may move to Norway, though, after a year or two. Are you moving out of the country or out of the city?
>>5822030
Country. Of course I'll come back to visit friends and family but otherwise I've decided to leave Finland for good.
>>5822025
Nope, I'm not even in the same part of Europe.
>>5822043
Why do you want to leave, though?
>>5821971
Eh, she looks like an average Greek woman, and I'm not so much into them.
>>5822050
Multiple reasons. Biggest being Finnish people in general. Of course there are idiots everywhere, but I lost my hope in Finnish people a long time ago.
Of course there are idiots in every single nation on Earth but after spending a year abroad in Asia and visiting every European countru, I've come to the conclusion that Finland is doomed.
>>5822044
I was sort of joking, just referring to the fact that Switzerland is stuffed with bunkers.
>>5822076
You can never have too many bunkers when you're surrounded by revisionists, comrade.
>>5822075
>visiting every European country
How? Are you some sort of billionaire? There are at least 47 countries we're talking about.
Also, which one did you like best?
>>5822104
Yup, every Union country visited at least once. Also Balkans and Eastern Europe excluding Belarussia. Of course this means a time spawn of over a 15 years. I also spent a few months inter railing after I graduated from senior high.
And I don't know whether you have to be millionaire in order to travel. It does take careful budgeting and saving money but it's worth it.
It's difficult to say which country I liked the most. I've always had a special place for Germany in my heart so probably that.
>>5822130
Dude, that's so cool. I've only been out of the country once, to a neighbouring country in which I now live. I will go to Karlsruhe in May, though, I hope it will be nice.
>>5822158
I've always liked it better abroad than in Finland. When I began my studies I had the taste of Finnish student life and culture which was the last nail in coffin. I started to loath my own "people" and practically begged my parents for money to visit foreign countries every single holiday.
>>5822172
I'm a Moldovan, and even though my country doesn't have such spectacular landscapes, mountains or cities, I love it. I guess it's just the connection between me and my homeland. The people are shit, though, and mostly commies.
Woah, captcha was "Select all the images with mountains".
>>5821912
I'm an equal opportunity employer.
I couldn't stop staring at the tits of the psychatrist I had the appointment with, her shirt had like 60% opacity, and they looked so soft.
>>5822256
I'm sure that made her intensely uncomfortable. Good job, creep.
>>5822262
I'm mentally ill so it's not creepy, just a part of my condition.
>>5822204
I'd rather have a bunch of ineffectual commies in America at this point than the fascist, head-in-the-sand ostriches that are infesting the politics right now. Bunch of idiots are so good at doublethink that they're voting away their own power.
>>5822262
It's insanely common for people to feel attraction to their therapist, psychiatrist, w/e. There's a name for it that I forget. But the vice versa is super common too. It isn't healthy tho.
>>5822275
Isn't the name transference?
>>5822275
>>5822270
Don't give me that, I don't ogle my therapist but if she were down for some real rule-breaking I'd be eager. Being a lustful loon doesn't justify being shitty to people.
Staring at someone's tits for half an hour or more is creepy in general, it just becomes worse when it's supposed to be a safe zone like that.
>>5822277
Isn't that some Freudian bullshit?
>>5822277
There we go. It's my fetish.
>>5822284
>implying
>>5822284
It's not my fault she used an almost transparent shirt, what the hell, who cannot stare at those if they look so soft through the shirt.
>>5822300
No its not part of the therapy wtf
>>5822255
Cute, too bad I'm not looking for work at the moment.
>>5822321
Ok then make it whatever you want really, I don't care.
>>5822342
If you're 25+ I will literally move wherever you are. I do whatever necessary to secure some age gap.
>>5822372
>>5822391
Life's short. Why waste it on memes?
>>5822399
Every idea is a meme
>>5822412
Somethings are forever. I.e milfs, Christmas cakes, fit girls, skinny waist and big titties, and rideable ass.
>>5822416
What is a christmas cake and a rideable ass?
>>5821550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKzvNRajaf0
>>5822432
A Christmas Cake is any woman over 25, but to americans it usually means mid 30s to 40s. Rideable ass really needs explaining to you?
>>5822432
Now you got me picturing christmas cakes WITH rideable ass oh.
And to answer your question
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+a+christmas+cake%3F
>>5822468
>rideable ass really needs explaining to you?
Kinda, I don't really get what you mean by rideable
>>5822372
Unfortunately I'm also into older women.
Any one in law enforcement or public services?
>tfw no cop gf
>>5822475
That first helpful anon is not me. But you can't ride a flat ass, if she doesn't have a big butt, you can't grind against it to your satisfaction. So rideable simply means big ass.
>>5822442
fuck, it's been awhile since Ive listen Ensiferum, last album was pretty good
listening this album right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYrxYsn18RY
>>5822497
I think you may be taking "fuck the police" a bit too literally
>>5822514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGyHg5BbeGs
>tfw no female Lucifer gf
>tfw you scour Home Depot every weeknight waiting to lock eyes with the lesbian of your dreams but there's never anyone there so you just sit around juggling hammers until you get kicked out
>>5822515
It's better than nothing.
>>5822548
You can't expect people to want to get close to you when you're doing something dangerous like juggling hammers, anon.
I'm 25 and I literally would instantly dump any girl who ever referred to me as a "Christmas Cake".
>>5822570
>not liking adventurous girls
well.
>>5822570
But...how else do you impress lesbians at Home Depot? Do I have to start standing by the entrance benching stacks of 2x4s?
>>5822639
Wear coveralls and workboots with a flannel shirt. It would work for me.
>>5822595
I'm over 25 and I'd dump you for having no chill.
>>5821550
What else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egUQju95vT8
>>5822672
I didn't realize they'd finally finished the video for that! I love Studio Killers.
>>5822497
So how do you feel about the systemic corruption in the police that has isolated public servants from the very communities they have been sworn to protect? Follow up question, am I being detained? And if I am, can you cuff me to your bed?
>>5822639
No lie, if I saw a woman benching wood at a Home Depot, I'd hit on even if she weren't that pretty. It's so individualistic, but also powerful.
>>5822681
How old are you?
>>5822497
Only thing what my short career in private security gave me was permanent cynicism and losing hope in mankind.
