Lesbian General:
Have you ever had to deal with unrequited love for another girl? Do you have the dangerous and unwise habit of falling for straight/biscum friends?
Old thread:
>>5764473
>>5768898
All the time OP, all the time:
>tfw no ex-straight femme wife
>>5768898
>mfw fall for straight roommate
>mfw hear her fucking her one night stands through the wall
>mfw develop a cuck fetish
I don't know how to feel about this. Can women even be cucks?
>Have you ever had to deal with unrequited love for another girl?
every time ;~;
>Do you have the dangerous and unwise habit of falling for straight/biscum friends?
Yes..one of my friends is bi, and I really like her but there's no way she would ever like me back. Her girlfriend is so much hotter than me, they're both way out of my league.
yes. i've gotten with straight girls before, but the pain it causes in the end is far worse than the little pleasure it brings.
>>5768908
cuckqueans, yes
No lesbian porn of it afaik
>>5768898
I'm pretty sure every gay person has had unrequited love for someone of the same sex at least once in their lives.
>straight friend watches me read a romance novel
>anon, I read that book too!
>o rly? is it good?
>it's alright... but anon... aren't you a lesbian?
>yes..?
>wouldn't you rather read lesbian romance novels?
Straight people say the darndest things
>>5768931
They don't know that lesbians don't actually ever fall in love, so romances aren't possible
>>5768931
Well, wouldn't you? There's actually some good ones, but the covers are shit.
>>5768940
Lesbians don't fall in love. Lesbians settle.
>>5768941
I wasn't in the mood for tragic stories. Plus, if I only read lesbian romance novels, I would run out of stuff to read.
>>5768898
I'm pretty sure gif related is exactly what straight girl tell us before breaking our heart and marrying a muscular man.
Just saying.
>>5768941
Post them recs, mate. I'm currently making my way through a list of LGBT ya lit, to make up for a childhood of only straight love triangles, but it would nice to have some skewed for adults as well.
>>5768957
You read straight romance novels? dear god how horrifying. Let me find my list
>>5768962
With a short-nosed, no-lipped fivehead that lacks fashion awareness at all? With a hard rectangle with muted empathy and sexual narcissism? Easily, if it weren't about biological wiring. My dating life sucks, but I would hate to be hetero. It's signing up for a life of getting the short end of the stick.
>>5768916
Cuckqueens are the women who do the cucking. They use bulls for this purpose. The victimized men are cucks. If you're a woman and you get cucked, you're still a cuck. I think the one the queen cheats with is a bull even if it's a woman, too, but I'm not positive.
Thanks, /pol/, I'm so very glad you spammed this information constantly over the last two years, you cancerous shitcunts.
>>5768962
Men won't EVER be able to compete with women, famo. Even straight women recognize the superiority of the female form
>>5768984
The only cancerous posters here are the mtfs
>>5769001
The people who bring them up incessantly out of nowhere to start witchhunts are far worse. Go away, shitposter. I'd rather talk about lesbians in the lesbian general. Not straight men, not transwomen, not anything except lesbians and their lesbian lives. That's not too much to ask.
"I know its your precious, weird, little, old-timey masquerade clubhouse but I've gotta say most of them are just bad people."
My girlfriend, just now, on 4chan. That makes us sound far more adorable than we deserve.
>>5769041
I'm not always a bad person
>>5768962
Ew get this nasty shit outta my face.
>>5768931
She's right tho. I only consume lesbian media with lesbian themes. Fuck this hetero earth. I don't need their bullshit.
>>5768962
With minimal, not even guaranted climaxes?
>>5769041
>has a gf
>browses 4chan
How can you?
For the good of your relationship, you should stop.
>>5769070
I might have a legitimate addiction, if we're all being honest here.
>>5769041
Well it's because we're bitter about not having a girlfriend. If I had a girlfriend I honestly would not be on 4chan.
>>5769065
You'll need to stop hating men so much to cum with them. It is mostly mental with girls.
>>5769086
>stop hating men
Nah
>>5769041
We are not bad people, just damaged weirdos that can't deal with the real world.
>>5769070
>not browsing 4chan with your qt gf.
I'm looking forward to whatever future shitposts she has in store for this thread.
>>5769090
You know, you're right. I got a photo that I think is you, but I couldn't get an address or a place of work (you're not NEET, are you?) or anything to that effect. You're actually pretty well hidden.
Downright decent, [.]
>>5769103
:P
I got really paranoid a couple of years back when I was into hacking and looked into scrubbing everything I could off the internet
>>5769118
I wouldn't mind being as invisible. You can find me if you look how I just looked. What did you find out?
>tfw a tall sub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ28FcRePAo
>>5769127
Mostly just deleting FB, twitter, etc, and making sure there's nothing linking you to an address or phone number through spokeo and similar services
I used to spent all summer in Michigan with my grandparents and I was friends with a gay girl there who was one of the first people I ever came out to. She liked me but I didn't feel the same way and told her so as nicely as I could.
She acted like she handled it well but really she did a bunch of stuff I didn't know about until much later when she sent me this long rambling series of emails detailing her obsession with me.
Our friendship ended when she beat me up after calling me and asking me to come over. It wasn't even a fight I was sitting on my bike and she shoved me over and just sat on me punching me until her dad pulled her off me. My family wanted to press charges but I convinced them not to and just never left my grandparent's house again until I went home.
Never knew what it was over at the time but she confessed in her emails that she saw this local girl and I making out in my grandparent's backyard. Also that wasn't the only time she spied on me, she in vivid detail told me about a time she saw me masturbating. She had stolen a girls gone wild dvd and let me borrow it, I took it downstairs one night and masturbated to it on mute at like 2am, she saw the light from the TV and snuck out of her house to peep through the window.
>>5769153
If you find something on spokeo, etc, then how do you get them to remove it?
>>5769168
http://www.techlicious.com/tip/remove-yourself-spokeo-intelius-peoplesmart-mylife/
They all have opt-out policies
>>5769160
Lord have mercy on my wretched soul, that made me horny. I'm just born to be an abuse victim.
>>5769160
This would do a good H yuri plot.
>>5769151
>tfw no tall, skinny blonde bimbo to dominate
Why even live
>tfw no skinny small chested blonde gf
My life has no purpose ;_____;
>>5768962
*chokes*
Those are not the right curves to get my heart racing as my fingers glide over them.
>>5769241
I feel your pain.
[spoiler]She was great in the OVA[/spoiler]
>>5769259
I'm not into anime but yeah, sure.
>>5769269
You have short or long hair?
>>5769269
Hair color isn't even important desu
>>5769267
>I'm not into anime
Why not?
>>5769269
If you have small chest and you're skinny/not fat we're cool. I offer cuddling and messy student flat.
>>5769272
it's like chin length in an awkward phase, trying to grow it out
>>5769283
Most series are just plain boring. I enjoyd Hellsing and few others back in the days.
>>5769289
The girl I was in love with had chin lenght hair.
I'd do you everyday at midnight, on the grass.
>>5769298
>trying to be romantic with a sub
>>5769255
Those aren't the ones I like, either. Too tiny.
If only SOMEONE finally made a real grindr lesbian app. Can someone tell me their experience using Her/Dattch pretty please?
I mean, can you really be gay and hate this?
>>5769295
I thought people watched anime for the cute girls, not for the plot.
>>5769312
Maker have mercy ;____; way too big tits for my taste
>>5769306
Not really, I'm kinda sub-ish myself actually.
>>5769318
Oh my god that ass
>>5769319
Been really into anime for a long time myself, never had anything with any of the girls and always thought it would have been disgusting any ways.
>>5769333
>never had anything with any of the girls and always thought it would have been disgusting any ways
Are you even a lesbian.
>>5769325
I prefer the other gal.
>>5769341
Honestly, I should be the one asking you this.
Anime girls are just drawings really, not matter how much they reach you on a personal level. They're not real girls
>>5769344
>on the off chance she wanted to rape me at knife point
-_~
>>5769344
What a crazy bitch.
You should check your door's lock anon.
Just sayeen.
>>5769344
>She said she used to carry a knife on the off chance she wanted to rape me at knife point.
Now this sounds more like some sort of fanfiction.
>>5769360
Why wouldn't I be? The human mind can comprehend such an abstraction of a 2D drawing and link it to the concept of woman/female given its characteristics. Is the clock in your computer not a clock merely because it's an abstraction of a 3D clock? Yes, it's not a real clock, but you still perceive it as one, and use it as one. And I like real girls too.
>>5769344
>She said she used to carry a knife on the off chance she wanted to rape me at knife point.
>mfw this is my fetish
>>5769392
If you want it, it isn't rape
>>5769395
Girls can't rape girls.
>>5769396
Correct. All girl-on-girl action is pure love.
>>5769396
Girls want a good domme to own them
>>5769386
Some straight girls like lesbian porn.
I bet some gays like straight porn.
What you see on a screen seems like it is not a real reflection of the things that attracts you irl.
On the screen there is only the fantaisies, maybe they click for you, I mean, but it's not reality, still. Maybe you're deluding yourself like those geek (and also probably most of the posters in this thread) that will end up marrying they pillow waifus because [insert "Real women stinks, not anime's gif of that japanese man]
>>5769396
Not legally, no. They can sexually assault them though
>>5769312
>tfw she's so fat her shoe straps cut into her legs
It's a shame, she has a pretty face, if you are into such darker girls.
>>5769412
Hot theories you got there, tumblr. You like yaoi/buttsecs porn, right? No need to hide it anymore, it's alright, the bi general might be somewhere in the board, you should go back there.
![e46c272cef3c153c155a18b9cfaa4f4d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QOMC0Hn.jpg "e46c272cef3c153c155a18b9cfaa4f4d[1].jpg")
>>5769433
You moron, that's how skin works. It works like that on skinny people, too.
>>5769367
I seriously do worry at times, I convinced my parents to get an alarm system a while back with her kind of in the back of my mind.
>>5769361
>>5769386
>>5769392
She said it like "to protect you or if I just needed to have you once before going to jail" I think that is rapey right, I feel like that is the way she meant it.
You know it's not all the messed up stuff she said though it's a lot that I kinda looked up to the person I thought she was. I like modeled a part of my attitude when I went back home to be more like her and the cool way she handled me kinda turning her down. I feel bad saying all this kind of negative stuff about her I mean I guess that is the way it ended up but before she was a very good friend.
>>5769444
Never really liked yaoi, I used to watch shonen mainly and identified to the male character but really I was too young to think anything sexual about all of it anyway.
Still, all of it is fantaisy and you're stuck up on it, even though you recognized the sublimated perfection of real life girls. What's so good about anime girls?
>>5769445
>comparing the calf and the thigh
Thighs are fatter because of how female bodies store and distribute fat, the closer to the middle the fatter. The calf is usually rather skinny, unless you are unfortunate and have cankles. Bitch is fat.
>>5769473
>What's so good about anime girls?
I think it's the same as fictional 3D characters from movies and shit, they are idealized people. And anime girls have this bonus of being drawn in a style that especially attracts me.
>>5769495
It's supposed to look loosely tied and pinned at the back? Are you sure? You spent that whole time looking for a counter example and all you did was get rused by cheap photo techniques for cheap clothes firms.
Of course she's heavy. That's what I like about her figure. What I'm pointing out is you have this delusional reaction to it, expanding (lol) its effects just to have more to get offended by. That's dumb as hell.
>>5769511
But you're perfectly aware that they're just drawing, nothing more nothing less than that, I know "you can't get in real girls head either" but you know it, you know that they're fake as fuck. How could it make you prefer them over real life girls?
I mean, that pictures is hot to me, but the sensation it gives me stops in a short time..
You might be a real lesbian.
But I think there definitely is some kind of delusion in this.
Would you go out with yourself? I mean, if you'd see yourself in the street
>>5769542
Real girls are also "fake as fuck". I don't prefer one over the other to be honest, but I still find anime girls to be attractive.
And no, probably not.
>>5769571
Fake as fuck? Kek, you need to get off this website. It's not doing good things to your sanity.
>>5769571
>real girls are also fake as fuck
I get what you mean, but I meant that real girls are deeper, of course, right? I thought that was part of what was so attractive on girls, that there is so much things inside, real things, not fantaisized stuff.
Retarded question I guess, but would it be weird if I moaned while fingering a girl and she wasn't touching me at all?
I can get off easily by just thinking and not even touching myself or even pressing my thighs together. I feel like If I got hot and heavy with a girl and she didn't even get a chance to touch me I'd be moaning like a psycho. Is that weird?
>>5769597
>>5769596
I heard of moaning just from putting your fingers in a girl. The sensation causes some girls' eyes to roll back just from being inside another girl.
>>5769596
No, it's just really sub. I'm the same way. The sensuality of the moment is just addictive and it has a strong effect.
>>5769608
>>5769610
Phew. I thought I was just a huge weirdo.
>>5769591
You know there are plenty of series, especially manga, and light novels, that deepen on its character personalities, right? Maybe not as "DEEP" as maybe you think a real person can be, but I haven't find many real people that have a particularly deep personality. I think you idealize 3D people too much, most of them are not that especial. You probably think the opposite about me too.
What's the best subs for that animu about the pink haired robots?
>>5769622
So you're just giving up on reality for some drawings?
Really, you know it's not reality, it'll be the battle to see if you're smart/non autistic enough to drag you out that bullshit or if you'll eventually have to face the facts because you can't ignore it.
You shouldn't think that is enough.
You're probably locking yourself up into a room from the 7 billion people on earth. Do something with yourself. Cut the bullshit.
>>5769660
Why are you so upset? Do you not realize liking anime girls is basically the same as liking some celebrity? And it's not like I have given up on girls I can obtain.
>>5769660
What's so great about the world? Most people are shit. Whenever I have to go outside I see them walking around and just feel worse, it's like a confirmation of how utterly pointless it is to live.
I try going to social activities on the rare occasion I can get over my disgust at being around others and it's like there's an invisible yet noticeable barrier, they exist in a very different world, even when they are inches away.
Might as well fantasize about 2D girls, at least you can project in them all those things lacking in the real world. They are representations of all that a real person can never be, because humans are flawed and ultimately useless creatures.
/lgbt/ is dead as fuck on week nights and early mornings
>>5769731
It's two in the morning in the place where the vast majority of 4chan users are from. Don't be so surprised.
>>5769736
It's 2:30 for me as well, I'm just an insomniac.
>>5769736
Whaat. It's close to midnight on the best coast.
>>5769774
Shut up, California, no one cares about your cold, polluted ocean or your terrible, plastic people.
>>5769783
Im not plastic. Hell can't even afford to remove the scars on my face.
>>5769783
It's oregon. But I suppose that might be worse.
>>5769784
>work
In my early twenties I was madly in love with one of my supervisors. She was straight as a ruler and had a boyfriend of about four years. She was an aspiring actress (she did lots of acting in local plays but was not professional) and I was in school to be a screenwriter at the time. She was absolutely gorgeous, and funny, and smart, and passionate, and best of all, she was unfailingly kind. She was just about the sweetest person I think I've ever met. I pined after her for about two years, about eight months of which I actually had a (tremendously shitty, abusive) girlfriend. My friends all got completely fucking sick of me talking about her.
I think she caught on to my crush after she found out I was gay (I was pretty femme at the time so people didn't assume). I was pretty terrible at covering for it and she was a touchy-feely type so I doubt my intense blushing went unnoticed. I felt really bad, actually, because she was SO unavailable, and I really didn't want her to feel uncomfortable in the workplace or whatever. After I got that awful GF (and she found out about it) I noticed she was suddenly less standoffish around me, so I think she picked up on it.
I kinda miss her. She was really amazing. I wonder how she's doing these days.
>>5769796
Silly me...
>>5769736
It's nearly 8am here and I woke up about 30 minutes ago and tossed a bislut I used up last night out on her pink ass.
Feels pretty good.
Later my mother is coming by and we're to go out and shop for a gift for my sister.
I'm not sure if I'm capable of loving. What is love and how does it feel like?
>>5769828
It's painful. And the real stuff never stops. It's a horrible existstance anon. The problem is if the other person is Worth the pain.
>>5769858
Oh shut up. Did you read that on the back of a shitty 90s rom-com?
>>5769828
Vague sense of happiness when you're with someone that doesn't happen when you're away from them? That's all I've gotten so far.
>>5769862
Yup!
>>5769828
I wasn't gonna answer but since you're getting so many shit-ass sperglord answers I'll go ahead so you don't think being in love feels like taking a dump in the desert.
Love (romantic love, anyway) is a very powerful romantic and sexual attraction that feels overwhelming, at times. It feels like a very light sort of intense happiness in your chest whenever you're around the person. You can't stop thinking about them, thinking about all the ways in which they're great. You feel incredibly good when you're with them and can't stop thinking about them when you're away. It feels like the room lights up when they walk in.
And if they reciprocate, that's a whole nother bag of cats.
>>5769889
Thank you, anon. Guess it's beyond me so far then, if that's how it feels like.
>>5769824
Sounds like you're pretty scummy, anon.
>>5769917
I thought that once. But while this is a cliche, it's a cliche for a good reason: I just hadn't found someone I could love yet.
>>5768898
>biscum ? wtf
>>5769954
You must be new here. Very new.
>>5769954
Oh sweet Summer child, you have much to learn
>>5769954
Run! Before it's too late. Just take a look and see what this place does to people. Once you are hooked, there's no escape.
>>5769997
Very soon she'll be "tfw no gf" ;___;
>>5770000
check'd
>>5769954
Do you prefer "bisluts"?
>>5770001
That's a good start.
Ugly dykes.
>>5770021
You rang?
>tfw no gf to cuddle and spend the weekend indoors with
>why live?
>>5770071
I haven't in a few months because I broke up with my ex. Now I need hugs and things ;____;
>>5770076
I'd cuddle you, anon
>>5770096
Spend the day in bed with me and I'll probably be all yours
gold stars only
>>5770139
I haven't met another out of the closet lesbian since I was 13/14ish
>>5770149
also the last time I cuddled
>>5770155
Well that just simply sucks
>>5770165
Eh, I'll always have simulated romance at least
>>5770173
You have my condolences
>>5770173
I'm right there with you, sis. We're all gonna make it.
So I broke up with my girlfriend becuase... well, because relationship wasnt really working and also emotional abuse lol.
And now I feel like Im going to die alone and no one will ever love me again so i should buy six cats.
Send help.
>>5770185
>tfw single
>tfw no beautiful skinny girl with small chest and eyeglasses
>no comfy studio apartment with cuddling&vidya in just underwear
>no summer Lesbian wedding
>no adopted children with three cats
>tfw no one to grow old with
Probably I should become a nun or something.
>>5770204
I feel like you could probably do pretty well in a nunnery. Getting laid, anyway.
>>5770204
This is literally the dream.
Depression has made me less skinny lately, else id volunteer.
>>5770213
Well you're not wrong
>>5770214
>tfw wellbutrin doesn't kill your appetite anymore
>>5770213
Pretty sure nuns have more sex than I'll ever have. Oh well.
>>5770204
>tfw late night hunger
>tfw no italian sandwich in sight
>>5770223
Oh god now I have a nun fantasy send help
>newest confirmed sister is ~6 years than you
>assigned to mentor you
>struggles with her gay urges
>supposed to discipline you, but instead leans in close and lightly brushes her lips across yours
>tears in her shining green eyes
>whisper "it's okay, I want it too" in her ear
>passionately make love on the altar while the moon shines through the stained glass windows above you
>>5770204
Well, I'm not beautiful, skinny or have small chest, but I use eyeglasses, can I apply for the job?
>>5770234
You can't have those thoughs, it's impure.
>>5770221
I really need to think about ADs. Hell if I could get one thatd kill my appetite, that'd be great
>>5770247
Bupropion (wellbutrin) is great. I was basically running on autopilot, with no interests and a dying battery before I started on it.
>>5770245
You think sexy nuns exist? Oh my how I wish I knew one. Reminds me of that one like fencing bislut who joined a nunnery just to fuck a girl there.
Has anybody not experienced this?
>>5770234
This reminds me of a summer a few years back.
>be working at small beach hotel during high season
>group of nuns come in for a few days
>they are very nice but kinda old
>they start drinking one night
>joke around and be extra nice
>getthatcollectionmoney.jpg
>they start getting really friendly
>thisisweird.gif
>feel a little harassed but not really care
>they leave the next day
>big tips where made
>>5770266
If you're at a point where you can barely, or can't even enjoy entertainment that you typically would, I'd recommend it. It doesn't sound that bad, I guess, but the reality of the situation is pretty dark.
The specific type of depression is anhedonia (chronic depression/dysthmia).
>>5770266
Also, wellbutrin gives you a super human sex drive, so there's that. If you want that sort of thing, anyway.
>>5770253
I only ever met old nuns so I can't say. Nuns are also pretty rare nowadays, so a young nun must be even rarer.
>>5770253
All the nuns I've ever met are old, like 70+ years old, I can't bring myself to have lewd thoughts about them, it sounds wrong. They were cute tho, like, in a grandmother-like way.
>>5770268
Nuns have always seemed pretty great, outside the popular image of them being angry old crones.
>>5770273
Its not quite there, but its borderline thats for sure.
And one of my issues is like, zero sex drive whatsoever. So who knows, maybe that would be pretty cool.
>>5770286
Yeah, they are nice. I'm not religious, but I can't say I've ever had a bad experience with them. I even went to a boarding school owned by nuns during my last 2 years of grade school, they had lots of cool old books.
>>5770287
Definitely worth looking in to. good luck
>>5770107
why aren't gay men obsessed with goldstar status? is is because they don't have to worry about being ditched for an opposite-sex partner due to female sexual fluidity?
>>5770299
Gay men don't seem to be as interested in relationships, in my experience.
>>5770299
Because society adds some weird value to sex with a man that it doesnt to sex with a woman.
Hell, if a woman has ever had sex with a guy, she must be 'not lesbian'.
If a guy has ever even thought about sex with a guy, he must be not straight. Even if he never takes part in it.
>>5770314
If she enjoyed it, she isn't a lesbian. It's not that complicated.
>>5770214
We'll I'll help you with depression. If it gets worse I'll make you a pillow fort, order pizza and offer hugs and with petting.
>>5770021
NISHIKINO MANKEY!
>implying there are real lesbians in this thread, not the straight girls who trying to be edgy and the boys who like pretending to be girls
>>5770418
>t. straight boy
>>5770422
yes
>>5770418
Straight girls are too busy making the betas at /soc/ and /r9k/ thirsty, but yes, lesgen is filled with men.
>>5770404
That sounds perfect, honestly.
Studio flats and pillow forts are the best housing.
>>5770466
I want to get married someday, and because I'm not in Victoria's secret-tier I have to make up for in stable relationships combined with BDSM.
>>5770479
...but anon, that's far more enticing than victorias secret tier.
Like goddamn.
>>5770483
Actually it'll take years before we'll have financial security because of my studies, so don't get your hopes up.
>>5770502
Well, one day, hey?
I'm not exactly financially stable (who knew, its hard to hold down normal work when you're depressed), but one day.
>>5770574
I have troubles in reading for the entrance exam and also I have problems with money because life aint cheap. So I have to work and read at the same time=no social life. Perhaps I could use the pillow fort myself at this rate ;____;
>>5770589
Kinda sounds like it, honestly.
I recommend some cheesy 80s action films, some ice cream, and a pillow fort.
>>5770597
Cheesy action films are always welcome. But I don't eat sweets at all.
>>5770602
Honestly, ice cream is actually kinda shit.
It just seems to be most people's go-to for when theyre down.
Pizza is definitely the pro move
>>5770604
Pizza is good, pizza is live and life. Buy me pizza and white wine and I'll propose you.
>>5770613
So long as youre about proper italian style thin base pizza we're golden.
I know an amazing place in
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>>5770615
I take any pizza. Except the ones that are frozen. Fuck those. Also London is good. Very good. Also flights to London are relatively cheap from where I live.
>>5770618
Frozen pizza is just a bit tragic.
Maybe in an absolute emergency...
And London's pretty great. Probably not worth the cost of flying just for a pizza though.
>>5770627
No emergency is worth raping my taste buds. And technically does it have to be just pizza?
>>5770634
W-well I suppose they have other italian food too!
It's all pretty beautiful.
I've had some nice frozen pizzas in my time, but they're a far cry from anyting nice.
>>5770651
How about no.
>>5770652
You're a dork but I like you that way.
>>5770658
I have been called such before, it's true.
First time i've met someone who likes it though.
Yall niggas gay
>>5770710
Yes
>>5770665
It's actually adorable and funny in its own way. I'd take a nice and warm but somewhat clumsy dork anytime. Especially since lesbian dating pool is so small and I hate lgbt-organisation activities and dyke bars because of the people who frequent them.
>>5770710
More than you could ever comprehend. I nicknamed my ass "Rainbow factory" because I'm so gay I shit pride parades.
>>5770800
There are people that would pay a lot of money to see that, I imagine.
>>5770829
I do have my fetishes but scat definately isn't one of them.
>>5770836
Same. I'd prefer to keep most bodily excretions and fluids out of the whole sexual process. Not all, but definitely most
>>5770856
I'm lame so I prefer sensual BDSM with lingerie and ropes over hard chains and leather. But it's situational to me and I do like to try new things. But some bodily substances belong in the toilet for a reason.
>>5769577
>Fake as fuck?
Painted up fillies, ditsy attitude because that is what they were taught to be.
>>5770874
There's nothing lame about sensual bdsm :p
>>5770919
It isn't the most hardcore 24/7 D/s-relationship for sure.
>>5770800
I dont even really have any lgbt activities near me, and I've never been to any of the dyke bars in London.
I mean, Im sure there ARE some.
I wouldnt want to check them out on my own anyways
I play this text based zombie game a lot and recently got into the more role-playing aspects of it.
I also like to play the medic role which is historically kind of one of the most dangerous roles to play because buildings that have medkits are full of zombies and you level slow, and also in order to find people to heal you sometimes have to give out your location.
Anywho I was playing the last round and this girl crawled into the building I was in and I happened to be active and said something to her. She searched for a couple things then set and talked with me about life after zombies and some kinda irl stuff. I healed her as I got enough energy to and it was a fine time.
Then she apologizes, a zombie comes in the window followed by another zombie and they start attacking me, I crowbar one and tell her if she still has energy she should leave but she apologizes again and starts hitting me with her fire axe until I go down to few hit points and the zombies kill me.
I felt deeply betrayed and actually cried a little. They also managed to infect me so I woke up as a zombie and had to find people to cure me.
>>5770941
Never saw any dyke bar in London, only the gay ones full of drunk faggots hitting on each other on the street.
>>5770941
I tried some LGBT-support groups because I wanted a gf. The teen support group was full of artsy types and "lesbians until graduation"-girls who has bf's in a few years. So I stayed back home until I was old enough to drink.
My first visit to a gay bar was also my last. Biscumming was strong at that heart of darkness.
http://youtu.be/WVb-IzItujY
we great now I have to masturbate
>>5770932
That sort of thing always seems awful to me. I like it in the bedroom to an extent, but I want someone who is their own person otherwise that I don't have to treat like a slave.
>>5771011
Wtf am I watching
>>5771022
hey, I've done the 24/7 submissive thing before and it's not really that bad
you just need a partner that is happy to control you but also knows day time has implied limits and is willing to let you lay around and post on an ancient chinese hieroglyphics board all day
>>5771049
Sounds exhausting
>>5771022
I am a dom but I want my gf to be according to the princess by day and slut by night-principle. I'm far too much of a romantic to keep someone on the leash for too long. Also I hate when people are overly dependent. I wantmore than "just" sex from a relationship.
>>5771102
I'm sure there's at least one or two dyke bar in London, but they're probably not in the downtown.
>>5771102
Also the fact that I prefer to date normal humans instead of SJW's that plague LGBT-circles, so that also keeps me away from all suppor groups.
Which one in the GIF are you lesgen? Are you a dom or sub?
>>5771072
i never felt like it was guess that is just me though
i had trouble going back to irl after we broke up though i just sat around a lot and didn't do anything
>>5771192
I talked a bit last night about being submissive but the more I thought about it the more I realized that I've ended up in the niche where I'm the most experienced in a couple and end up kind of in control.
Honestly that is fun to, I think I have a real good run as a switch ahead of me.
>>5771192
Really submissive, but only in the bedroom.
>>5768898
>Have you ever had to deal with unrequited love for another girl?
All the time. Like recently.
she so qt ;_;
>>5771433
Is she straight or something?
>>5771437
Straight, yes. obviously I will never tell her this, but she might suspect.
>>5771478
Oh, well I'm very sorry.
I wish there was medication to get over straight girls.
>>5771487
Straight girls are the best. At least until the monent you come back to the real world and remeber that she's a breeder.
>>5771497
I'm always so glad I never fell too hard for a straight girl.
I have fallen for some very unpleasant lesbians though.
>>5771514
I've fallen just for straight girls. Life is suffer.
>tfw cant figure out how to make a dating profile because i have no hobbies or anything that really makes me passionate
im a catch
>>5771596
Get well soon.
>>5771598
What dating site are you using?
>>5771607
okcupid
>>5771613
Oh you should let us read it when you are finished.
Maybe just be honest though, it's really hard to make yourself sound cool sometimes so if you just feel like you watch tv and pooppost all day then say that.
>>5771640
>opening myself up to ridicule from lesgen
It's like you want me to curl up in fear
>>5771660
Lesbians are objectively the nicest people in the world. You have literally nothing to fear.
At least not from me.
>>5771192
i don't know...
I like to fantasize about being submissive and bottoming but irl, I don't like feeling embarassed or humiliated or being made someone's bitch. That and the girl could possibly rub that in my face as a low blow insult.
So irl, i guess if i had to pick, i'd probably switch but mostly top.
>>5771192
Subbiest of subs, outside the bedroom too.
>tfw no gf to serve
;_;
>>5771671
Anon is a cruel mistress. I'd PM you a screenshot of my essays if I could though
>>5771192
Dominants for life.
>>5771683
iktf anon
>tfw if a girl slapped me like that I would immediately freeze up, get horny and want to do something useful for her all at once
>I will never get slapped and pushed to the ground to scrub the floor
What's the most attractive hobby a qt lesbian can have in your opinion?
>>5771709
[email protected]
Is a throwaway account if you want to mail it to me.
>>5771729
being my gf
>>5771729
Probably shooting.
Shit's just hot.
>>5771729
working out
>>5771751
Guns or archery? Both sound kinda hot
