Were you out in high school? If so, what was dating/friendship like? If not, what was your experience like?
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>>5751732
I was homeschooled from middle school to the end of high school so I have absolutely no experiences, unless becoming an addict to yuri counts as one.
>>5756945
I was homeschooled from the middle of elementary school through the beginning of high school, what was it like for you, anon?
>>5756945
I had the same experience, except for one girl that moved away after we got caught.
>>5756955
It was nothing. I felt relieved I didn't have to get up early in the cold morning to go to a place filled with annoying non-literal niggers where all I did was sleep because classes were boring. Actually I dropped out from the first year of middle school and that's why I became homeschooled, but it only made my depression worse kek.
>>5756968
Story time pls.
>>5756996
Sorry to hear about the depression, anon. How did that affect your schooling?
>>5757032
I wasted like 5 years total of doing nothing but shitposting and watch anime in between years of middle school and high school before I could finish.
>tfw you will never be a sleep-deprived 15yo hikki/NEET again
I like these games..
>>5756926
I hated high school, I was to different to ever be understood.
>>5757062
Did you go to any secondary schooling?
>>5756996
In fifth grade I left public school to go to a private Christian school. Mostly because I have authority issues (the private school was basically teach-yourself). I was an atheist at this point, but I was afraid to let my parents know because I didn't want to get kicked out of the house (they were very religious).
I had known I was a lesbian for a really long time. The only crushes I ever had as a kid were on girls, and the one time a boy tried to kiss me I went full Django Unchained on his ass.
Anyhow, this girl named Mally started going to my church when I was still in fifth grade. She was gorgeous and I fell in love almost immediately, but I waited forever to even ask to hang out because reasons.
She started at the Christian school in seventh grade (while I was in sixth). We would have tons of free time to just hang out around the church the school was in. Before this, we had never had any significant amount of time alone.
She hadn't expressed any serious interest in me up to this point, but I would jokingly say things like "it's like we're married, when are you going to ask me out", and occasionally guiltily kiss her on the cheek. After one particularly anti-LGB rant from the pastor during a church service, the next day she had asked me if I felt like that about gay people too. I objected REALLY strongly, and she kinda smiled like "though doth object too much." The real breakthrough came one day when I was outside alone on the wooden jungle gym thing watching anime. I didn't notice she had come out of the church, and I was watching an episode of Maria-sama ga Miteru. Two of the characters were really close in an obviously romantic scene, and she pulled my headphones off on one side and said, "what do you think you're doing, young lady?" in a joking old lady way. I spilled all my spaghetti and said I liked her, and I understood if she didn't like me, I said it was gross and I couldn't help it, etc.
>>5757100
and then she saaaaaaaiiiid?????
being attracted to women doesn't give you a free pass to be transphobic or misandrist
>>5757120
Uhhhhh...
So?
Whats your point?
>>5757099
No. I managed to finish everything at home through an open system.
School isn't for me, I'm too lazy. I also feel bad for my parents since they have PhDs and I'm a literal loser.
>>5757100
Really? Watching MariMite in a Christian school? I don't believe you, anon. Anyway, what did she say? How did you get caught?
>>5757100
>>5757113
She was like "you idiot, I've been into you for EVER." and I started crying like a fucking dork, but she kissed me on the cheek anyway. We just hugged then, but we gradually got more touchy-feely, especially on the playground (we were the only two students near our age, so we were always alone.)
In 7th (for me) and 8th (for her) grade, we were basically making out at that point. We'd spent all summer hanging around the church and at our houses. Her brother asked me out, and I had to awkwardly decline with non-reasons (he was the one who kissed me a bit after I turned him down.)
Just before winter break, we were upstairs in this little room beside the platform with the pulpit in the church where we practiced music. We were watching anime (Inuyasha or Bleach) under a blanket. We were both breathing pretty heavily, and I was horny as fuck at that point. I semi-jokingly started to kiss her neck, and we went at it really hard for a bit.
At some point, apparently, the maintenance had seen us through the entry way to the room. He told her mom (she was working as a teacher/babysitter at the school at this point, with my mom.) And they waited for us to come downstairs, but when we went downstairs to the school, the pastor and youth pastor were both there waiting for us, and they took us each into a different room to ask us about what we had been doing.
She was probably more polite than me (she was still a believer), but I just told the youth pastor to basically fuck off, and I walked out and waited in the car until my mom came to leave with me. I went back to the school. She and her mom didn't come back, I'm pretty sure her mom blamed my mom or something, but the pastor sided with my mom because she'd been there for a long time. I got to call her once or twice, but her mom was really shitty about it, so I think she just gave up after a while. Wasn't allowed in the same room with a girl alone until I was 18, and I've still never met another lesbian
>>5757135
I was outside alone. I spent most of my free time watching anime/playing WoW because they didn't care what we did as long as they didn't have to watch us
>>5757135
>I also feel bad for my parents since they have PhDs and I'm a literal loser.
Are you still a NEET?
My mother's on social security and my father's a working poorfag, so I probably won't be much worse off than them.
>>5757174
Anime-tier drama. Should have asked her to escape with you to go live somewhere else or at least double suicide under a blooming cherry tree.
>>5757185
Yup. I dropped out of university after the first semester too. They probably have given up hope by now.
>>5757179
Not really important, but I also had an absolutely GARGANTUAN crush on Motoko Kusanagi
>>5757192
It wasn't really all that dramatic. I already hated everybody around me at that point, so I didn't really expect anything less from them. I do still miss her a lot, but I'd probably get over it quickly if I found somebody else
>>5757199
I bet you self-inserted pretty hard into Sei.
>>5757210
She was my favorite. Also, Ed from Cowboy Bebop
>>5757198
I dropped out the first time after two years, with nothing to show for it but $21,000 worth of debt and depression.
Is there anything you want to do with your life?
>>5757220
you
>>5757220
That's pretty shitty.
Yes but it's impossible.
>>5757228
What do you want to do?
>>5757242
I still want to do you
I'm a senior in high school (please no ban I'm 18) and I came out last year just before Christmas break.
Honestly most people didn't care or had kinda already guessed I was and was just like "yeah I know"
I intentionally dated well outside of the school, a couple of home schooled girls or girls from other schools, and a girl from the community college (kek) in our town.
Any other lesbians cheer in school? Our squad seems pretty heterosexual but good god cheer camp was always gay as shit, in fact I met most of my exs at cheer camp.
[spoiler]Also is anyone else adopted?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Do spoilers work here?[/spoiler]
>>5757267
>adopted
>gay
Your family must be sort of disappointed-relieved.
>>5757267
Is 22 too old for cheer camp? I feel like I could do really well there winkface
>>5756926
I had a girlfriend in middle school (a private catholic school! co-ed though...). We would kiss and hold hands in private, but aside from that, our relationship was pretty much the same as with our other close friends.
We ended up going to different high schools. I was out, but so unknown, unnoticed, and irrelevant; I don't think the few people who knew cared. It was a little easier to make friends with guys when they knew I was gay. I was the only out girl as far as I knew (it was a big school). I didn't date, but I was friends with a couple of dorky guys and had fun trying to get them girlfriends.
>>5757267
A few years after graduation, I found out that the captain of the cheer squad was an out lesbian. She was one year older, SE asian, very cute. She was in my trigonometry class, but we didn't talk much, even though she seemed nice. Such a missed opportunity!
>>5757307
If only all the distant, lonely high school lesbians had gone to the same high school...
>>5757134
>Whats your point?
Most likely baiting.
>>5756926
Didn't even realize i liked girls until my final years in uni. I was a late bloomer.
>>5756926
unrelated with lgbt topics in general, but high school related nonetheless:
I've been really thinking, usually out of nowhere, how I miss high school. Not the place or the activities in themselves necessarily, but how I used to think and feel about the world and myself. Life seemed a bit pointless and I was often depressed, but at the same time it felt like something great was bound to happen soon. I could feel it.
I can't really explain it. It just seems that even with the harships that I had to go through, there was a lot of beauty and a feeling of dept within the simple life I led back then. I was a lot more in touch with myself.
2+ years later I'm in college and it looks like my future is already set. I already know where I'm going, I'm a lot more disciplined and responsible. Everything's pointless and void of meaning. There is no extraordinarity. I'm too preocupied with life outside of my mind to keep in touch wtih myself.
Shit sucks yo.
Know what I mean?
>>5757274
Eh, my sister is their biological daughter and she is going through a bit of a moody goth thing.
By comparison my gayness is fine.
But real talk I sometimes feel like I could never disappoint them and it actually bothers me a bit, like maybe they are worried I don't love them like my parents so they go easier on me than my sister. I don't know though that is just weird insecurities I hope.
>>5757281
A 22 year old could literally drown in lady parts at the cheer camps I've been too. We're awkward teens who need a role model, please notice us.
>>5757327
Part of the reason I wanted to come out this year was because I was worried I'd miss out on dating someone super special because I was hiding in the closet.
High School was boring as shit, I did nothing there.
>>5757093
p. kawaii Tbh
>>5757827
Yeah, wait until you see "her" without all the flaw-washing of anime. You'll change your tune. S could break the mom complex of even the most idealistic babydyke.
>>5757498
I NEED TO DROWN IN LADY PARTS
I can wear a leather jacket and impress people with my vehicle and grown-up mannerisms
>>5757835
Maybe. Is she fat? My mom complex is pretty strong
I was out in high school, and all my classmates knew it. A lot of people didn't like me though, since I was a bit of a smart mouth.
I remember during my junior year I started dating this preppy as fuck girl, who was also hot. Two months in she's at my house. We're home alone and I happen to be horny as fuck.
She's wearing short shorts and a really loose fitting tank top. So I decide, hey its time to fuck, right? I put my arm around her.
She doesn't seem to care, so I proceed to kiss her on the cheek. She's like aww, and then I grab one of her boobs.
She's suprised and he pushes me off her. She goes "anon, our relationship isn't that kind of relationship" Next day she breaks up with me.
Four Years later and I'm still buttmad
>>5757863
>this isn't that kind of relationship, I'm supposed to drain you emotionally and drag you on for as long as I can before leaving you for a guy
>>5757837
I'm not even joking about that, you would get laid rapidly.
If you don't care about picking up high schooler girls then you should go for it, most would be eager to date a grown up.
>>5757281
Anon, do you happen to go to a certain board on eightchan?
>>5757890
>>5757840
And more, anon. Anyone looks good in these, there's no ugly options. The most homely faggot looks like a potential waifu.
>>5757882
This is why pedophilia is immoral.
I cringe hard when I think about high school lesbian hijinks. I wasn't out cause I was just a shy and reserved person in general. But there was this one girl on the school softball team with me that I developed a sudden huge crush for. I really wanted to just talk to her alone, but she was super popular and constantly surrounded by a gaggle of friends. So I
>hung around when she was talking to people, kinda trying to be noticed but also kind of eavesdropping to hear what classes she was talking about
>chatted her up casually on aim, got a more general idea of her class schedule
>went from having great attendance to constantly dipping out of class everyday when I knew she'd be walking down a certain hallway or during her lunch period where I had some general ideas of where she hung out
>would go to those spots and just walk by her to see her and try to get the courage up to say something
>kept this up for months before teachers started asking me what the fuck I was doing all the time
>realize now that I was practically stalking the chick during school
Fuck man.
>>5757903
M-my gott
>>5757911
Because .gif are bloated and shitty, and .webm are paradise.
>>5757914
>>5757922
>>5757910
Not that I disagree but why? Uh, I kinda feel like I know but I can't say it in an elegant way and I would like you to.
>>5757914
Holy shit. I did that too. I also used to lighty bump into this girl just so I could have the pleasure of feeling her warmth.one day she pushed me and screamed "stop stalking me you bitch" in a crowded hallway. I deserved it
>>5757935
>>5757910
Attraction to girls in high school is NOT pedophilia
>>5757939
Oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>5757943
Too be fair neither person said that it was.
Sometimes I think I'm only a lesbian because of what my dad did to me.
>>5757930
T-tell me about yourself comrade
>>5757943
I couldn't help it...I was a poor chubby little fuck who loved pretty girls
>>5757935
It's essentially exploitative. There's no real challenge to it, it's someone with a more complete brain and more powerful body and more exact social experience preying on someone with a still developing brain, a still clumsy body, and little context or understanding. It's always going to be that way.
People hate pedophiles because they're always trying to play on ez modo.
>>5757962
>mfw you're also the adorable autist
I'm a dialectic materialist who advocates for the immediate abolishment of private property and widespread automation of labor, to eventually lead into a fully communist society with novel means of governance. Long term, some form of technocracy wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, as long as people are able to fully realize themselves without participating in slave labor.
I think it would be best if we rewinded the clock a little bit and they took voting rights away from us. Things have really gone to hell since.
>>5757979
A technocracy inevitably becomes an oligarchy where those who are able to develop and maintain the means of production hold the rest of the population in both contempt and at hostage. A fully transparent meritocracy under the illusion that it is an elective monarchy with a head of state conditioned to assume it is subservient to the populace is the only form of government that recognizes a human being's instinctive, actual character.
>>5757989
I was under the impression that a technocracy was necessarily a fully transparent meritocracy
>>5757979
I'm a bit ignorant to the more in-depth analyses of government and economics, but I know concepts like the taking of surplus labor, harms of private property, and basic contradictions of capitalism
>>5757998
Not at all. How would you determine experts? It's an incestuous system, and the training and opportunities requires necessarily turn opaque. Anyone who isn't a candidate for the tracks that would get you to political empowerment would not be able to understand the functions of the system in minute, and would be prone to ignorance and propaganda from that point. A meritocracy would have all paths open to political empowerment. This would let each specialty police similar tracks as well as its own, and a person's natural aptitudes would not be automatically limiting.
A person is good at organizing time and getting antagonistic people through a productive dialog. But they are no good at instinctive motion or abstract mathematics. In the system I proposed, they would have a place: in a technocracy, they would be a slave.
>>5757977
Well said, but honestly I'd totally date an older lady, I mean I'm 18 so that doesn't matter so much but at age 15 or 16 I would have murdered a unicorn for a girlfriend in her mid-20s.
>>5758012
The important things to know are what you said, basically. There's a whole lot of theory to learn, but it's best to digest it slowly, on your own time.
>>5758018
Fair enough
>>5758029
Honestly, me, too. And I had a girlfriend that basically did to date me when she was 16 and I was 21. I told myself it was fine, because she's literally a genius, but she wasn't emotionally ready for a relationship and I definitely burdened her. I know what an idiot I was when I was a teenager; I know that even brilliant and abnormally mature people physically can't handle it; so I'm categorically against it now and I understand why society at large gets disgusted at even spring/summer relationships.
>>5757979
>get everyone you has worked back to the bottom along with loser
>see them rise again since some people are inherently superior
>>5758046
I didn't mean it would be implemented quickly. There would have to be generations between the two for it to actually be anything resembling fair.
>>5758046
You realize it took a complete destruction of all previous political and cultural systems to get to the gross imbalance of access and resources we suffer under now? It isn't an inevitable state. We see that from 100,000 years of history, both definite and implied. What we see in the world currently is so new that there are still people alive that remember when it wasn't like this at all. Can you fathom that at all, you troglodyte?
You annihilate the current, exploitative system. Then you create a more sane and reasoned one with fewer pitfalls. You don't just set everyone back to zero and play the same game again.
Do you think entirely in fallacies or is this just a communication problem for you?
>>5758030
Now that you're here, miss Luxembourg, can I ask you what you make of sanders. Should I vote for a reformist? Usually I don't vote at all
>>5758073
Even a reformist is better than the other options. I dislike socdems, but they would improve conditions for many people in the US. It would also possibly open up the conversation about a UBI, which I think would definitely help to eventually make the case for communism.
That's just my opinion, though. An accelerationist would disagree.
>>5758073
Any step toward socialist systems in the United States is a step forward. When support systems were still functional and communities were united in purpose, we saw our greatest era of productivity and expansion of power ever. And that prosperity is being gnawed to the marrow by parasites. If we want to have competitive standards with European powers, we need a reformist with not just vision but popular will.
We're right now competing with parts of Africa.
That's just absurd.
>>5758105
I thought he was a demsoc?
>>5758118
For a long time I thought he was just calling himself a socialist, but after reading statements he has made in the past, and the schools of thought that he supports, he personally is a democratic socialist. However, so far his policies have been pretty standard social democrat fare.
>>5758126
You couldn't tell?
>>5758132
>>5758140
Oh, I don't think he's an entrist. He's always had these affiliations. It's just that the message is resonating with youth that have seen first-hand that their future is being devoured by a greedy elite.
>>5758063
Some people are useless sacks if shit and if it were possible (muh human rights) the world would be a better placed if we gassed them. Let me tell you a story that me and my friends have seen played out over and over again.
>have big property in out of the way area
>scum starts squatting on premises
>big legal battle ensues
>eventually government grants rights of land to poor fuck because "poor people..."
>human garbage now owns a piece of land
>sell said land for money to be wasted on drugs and whores
>repeat on some other property
I remember those fuckers trying to do that shit to my dad, but he was a bad motherfucker and hired some tugs with guns and drove them away.This is one of the reasons most people at my school knew how to handle weapons or lived in little fortresses, poor people are worthless in every sense.
>>5758156
You're mistaken if you think you will get sympathy for purely bourgeoisie problems.
>>5758156
>ugh these filthy poor people don't have anything and are forced into desperation by actual, open violence against them
>gas the vermin, class war now!
Kill yourself, my man.
>>5758165
The issue is that if given something, this people will just lose it anyway. That's why you see all those horror stories from when people win the lotto. Being poor is not a financial state, it's mental.
>>5758156
You can cry about gassing whoever you want, just know that people like you will have a special place in the gulag.
>>5758180
>being poor is not a financial state, it's mental
>people that have never had money will spend all of it irresponsibly if they get it because they're just naturally inferior
How can any human being be simultaneously this stupid and also able to type a coherent sentence?
>>5758180
>Being poor is not a financial state, it's mental.
>>5758156
If all poor people were gassed, who'd make your iPhone? Who'd cut your lawn? Who'd wait your table? Who'd drive your jewber?
Not even a commie but that's a retarded thing to say. You've got all your nice things because of poor people. Even if you bought it with your money, money can't make an iphone
>>5758180
Well gee it's almost like the system educates the wealth and connected to maintain these things and never educates the poor and suppressed to do anything except hand it all back when they get a scrap. Surely this must be because the vast majority of the world is mentally disabled and not that information isn't magically endowed upon all of the species at the same fucking time.
>>5758180
Thanks for the meme, lad.
>>5758190
So if you woke up tomorrow with a few millions in your account would you waste them on a huge house you have no way of supporting long term along with a sweet ride and a few bitches because you have never been rich or would you at least consult with an investment firm or try and educate yourself a little?
Sorry, but eventually you'll see people are shit. They make poor decisions and if given the choice will make the wrong one more often than not. Go spend some time at a court, specially a family one, and you'll have any hope for humanity crushed.
We live in an age were all information is literally at your fingertips, yet most people are still uneducated and willfully ignorant. Do you really have any hope for an utopia when most people will rather keep up with the Kardashian's than to get informed about who they are voting for?
>>5758241
Your problem is that you can't see past your ideology and consider the conditions that the people you are talking about were raised in, and live in now. People aren't monolithic entities that are programmed to respond in predictable ways as soon as their material conditions change.
Similarly, you have to consider why so many people would rather participate in mind numbingly dull activities like watching the Kardashians on TV, rather than educate themselves.
I'd like to think that if I woke up rich, I would get rid of most of the money in whatever way I could without spending it on myself. I'd just want to have the bare amount necessary to live without having to resort to wage-labor. I'm perfectly happy with my modest apartment, musical instruments, and computer right now. Most of the things I enjoy can't be bought, or are easily acquired for free (books, music, hiking, photography, etc.)
>>5758202
I meant those that are a burden to the system and contribute in no way to the world. Never said all poor people are bad, there's actually a world of difference between those that are humble but work and have some pride and those that live off handouts and draining the government.
>>5758267
What are you contributing that is so special?
>>5758267
Yeah? Is there? Do you have any idea the demographics of people who are getting funds from the government? You'd be shocked, motherfucker. Not least because the lion's share of government welfare goes to the wealthiest people.
>>5757835
You've never seen me shit dick.
I have NEVER posted my picture in 4chan., stop listing to these fuck tards that pretend to know anything about anybody.
>>5758203
> information isn't magically endowed upon all of the species at the same fucking time.
>internet
Have you seen those poor people in Africa that build computers from garbage and batteries powered with piss? When there's a will there's a way. The problem is most people don't even bother or are happy living from scraps.
>>5758291
Are you cute though?
Fuck off S we're talking about economic models
>>5758301
Which is why the normal mode for an American is working two jobs now? People aren't just shitting away their days. They're being consumed. And "the internet" is not a sane nor realistic answer to the criticisms of class-delineated education. There's far more intentional misinformation on the internet than actual methods, because it threatens the power structure of the elite. And before you go off talking about how that's a conspiracy theory, go look at the gross number of hard sell "one big secret" scams that are geared towards the underclasses. Or, shit, baitclick articles that are subsidiaries of media strangle-barons and openly profess unactionable or contradictory methods.
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1C1ASUC_enUS624US624&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=how%20to%20keep%20money
Here's your magical fucking internet that brings perfect, instant knowledge to all people everywhere.
>>5758318
Don't forget that the few sources of solid information are generally pay-walled, prohibitively so for many people.
Jesus, did I take a wrong turn and end up in /pol/?
Post qts or talk about fucking or some shit, damn.
>>5758313
No. I'm as average as your gonna get, except for all the scars on my face.
an no they aren't cute, some are chemical burns and some are from acne and some are from an accident I had when I used to street race.
my personality/body pretty much (I'm told) compensates for that, I'm fit and I'm nice to everyone.
mind you except on the chan, I just do to them what they do to me.
golden rule lady's, golden rule.
>>5758333
posting qts
>>5758333
This is hugely relevant to lesbians. Lesbian couples make the least, have the least healthcare, and have the lowest standard of living of anyone, country by country. Straight single women live better than two gay women usually do. That's fucked up. The cross-section of poverty and politics is a community issue.
>>5758343
Wait, we're doing this again?
>>5758342
>when I used to street race
p. kawaii desu senpai
>>5758342
You're so stupid you think the golden rule is what nuns use to punish each other in the faculty lounge.
>>5758347
I can't help it sometimes
>>5758354
fuck off you attention-whore tranny slut
>>5758350
Noooooo, its the excuse I use to call stupid people like YOU you know, STUPID.
>>5758349
really not as glamoris as it seems, its the fixing the car that's fun, dragging it just causes everything inside to melt or seese. and just because some of the scars came from such an event doesn't mean they are in any way cute. it looks really bad.
>>5758366
>man problems
>>5758373
In my experience, people tend to really overestimate the perception of their scars. I'm not saying it's true for you, but don't be discouraged by it. I'd never really be bothered by something like that, if it was someone I liked.
>>5758380
Nigger that doesn't even make sense
>>5758363
I think she's super cute. Plus she's great with her hands. She makes her own armor and costumes, and knows how to swordfight. What a dreamboat.
>go to nap
>wake up and lesgen gets commie shills shilling their commieshit
Fuck off go to sleep stupid yuropoors.
>>5758387
well, to me that is my major flaw, and I cant hide it, its always there, on my face, and people always ask me what happened. it sucks.
>>5758395
>man problems..
>>5758400
Kek I am now blackmailing you with your own photo. If you shit this place up, everyone's going to see you. It will be in the archive forever, and creep into other anon's folders. It will make its way around all the dumping grounds, and creepy men from /r9k/ will talk about fapping to you, and your life will be horrible and it will never truly be forgotten.
Just don't be a pointlessly cruel bitch and this won't come to pass.
>>5758400
>>5758407
Things not making sense is man problems?
Is this some weird tranny thing I'm not aware of? Are you the one with man problems here?
>>5758418
>implying a tranny would ever street race
>implying a tranny would ever do anything to compromise their ideal of femininity
>>5758418
BOOOOO you suck...
your trolling needs help. boooo.
>throwing popcorn at my screen, your trolling is apparent and desperate.
booooo
>tryhard sucks at this.
>>5758422
>implying they wouldn't while they were suicidal before transition and now that he's transitioning at 50 he can pretend that's from the "man days" and he doesn't still want to
>>5758441
>feminine penis
There was a thread today where somebody used this unironically. What the fuck is wrong with people?
>>5758432
Uhhh you sure do know a lot about this trans people stuff...
>what ever, still BOOOOOO
>YOU SUCK AT THIS
everyone and their mom can spot you out a million miles way wile blind
boooo, troll baby doesn't know that it is obvious that hes in denial about wanting dick in his mouth...
>>5758450
You're using meme arrows wrong, man. Are you twelve?
Also that's not me.
>>5758441
Boooo,
U R STILL LAAAAAAME.
BOOOOOOOO
brodude in denial about fantasy shitdicking.
BOOOOOOOO
>>5758458
who cares, /pol/ tard. your attempt at samefagging also apparent...
Boooooooo
The dank in this thread is over 9000.
Do you not know what these terms mean? Because you apply them wildly, without evidence, as a cripple fails to apply a slap.
>crying cause gf wont fuck me anymore because of "depression".
>allowed to get something on the side
>tfw its too difficult to get a fwb while in a relationship
>>5758412
I don't care, there are no tracebacks of that photo to me in real life, and LiO is dead. Why do commies always resort to being bad people when they can't have what they want?
>>5758462
>>5758471
Okay, who spiked S's drink?
>>5758482
>>5758484
I'm not a commie, I just think you're scum. You being so identifiable while anonymous proves you are scum. No one cares about your nap, no one cares about your paranoia, no one cares about how you would be better off dead so you didn't drive your mother to cry herself to sleep at night. Just act like a typical 4chan anonymous and everything will be fine. Don't test me, faggot.
>>5758485
oh, god, nvm, you win.
fucking kids man, cant take a joke.
>>5758497
Don't respond to /pol/ bating senpai
>>5758497
>Don't test me, faggot
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>5758504
Bro that's not even what can't take a joke means.
Like seriously, are you okay?
>>5758497
>I'm not a commie
>proceeds to write some butthurt
Sure thing, hon.
What the fuck is wrong with lesgen these days? Can someone please explain to me the dynamic of a typical lesgen thread? I feel so lost.
>>5758545
It starts out with people responding to the OP with relevant stories, then quickly devolves into shitposting. Basically the average 4chan thread.
>>5758520
You win. Its alllll you.
>>5758554
Accurate
>>5758318
I can agree that the system is flawed and life is hard as fuck for some people. But taking away from some in a desperate attempt for equality will never work.
If you are really desperate and want to better your conditions in life there are ways. Nobody will claim it's easy, but you don't have to stay at the bottom. There is no elite conspiracy, at least not in the way people like to think.
Sure a 5 min search in google is not gonna solve anyone's issues, there's a lot of bs in the internet because anyone can post anything. Look at this shit hole we are in right now. But if you really want to you can do actual research and learn shit.
The issue is everyone wants everything fast and easy. We live in a society of instant gratification and no long term planning. People will do something for a few days and expect to be at the top. That's not how anything works, there's no "5 easy steps to become a millionare" article from buzzfed that will make any difference in anyone's life. If you have half a brain this should be obvious.
and here's a qt so we can stay on topic.
>>5758512
Wow
Tl;dr
>came out to friend tonight
>anon why didn't you tell me sooner? Do you know how many lesbians I know?
>she's making it her mission to find me a gf now
Thank god this didn't end badly
>>5758554
A story isn't relevant when it's a lie. And other, different kinds of lies aren't any less valid just because they don't masquerade as relevant stories.
>>5758575
Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
>>5758580
I'm happy for you, anon. Hopefully she won't be stupid about it.
>>5758588
Uhhh.
You do you boo
>>5758599
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>5758586
Obvious lies are obvious, and shitposts are not superior to shitposts.
>>5758574
I respect that you're keeping a cool head in this dialogue, but this is a post of sheer platitudes. You've got to have a better reason for holding your position than thinking everyone besides you is lazy and stupid. That's just not sane.
>>5758586
And you are just making excuses. Stupid people that continue to do stupid things instead of trying to get ahead are no better than fat asses that keep whining about how they are fat while stuffing their faces.
Excuses get you nowhere, hard work does. But of course it's easier to blame the rich people that conspire against you than to actually do something with your life. That's why niggers love to talk about the Illuminati.
>>5758619
>I have everything that I have in life because I worked harder than people in abject poverty.
>literally muh bootstraps narrative
>>5758619
>you are crazy O.o
>>5758605
The mother of one of my best friends got knocked up at 16, was in HS and was from a rather poor family. She had everything against her and yet now she lives in a mansion and is working on her 3rd degree.
Her younger daughter on the other hand, even if she has always had everything hardly went to college, got a useless degree in dance and is living like a hippy and wasting her life away, even if she had every single opportunity.
I'm not saying I'm smarter or hard working. But starting at the top or at the bottom just means you are playing the game at a different difficulty level, not that you are going to win or lose.
Also, I've heard not a single argument about how redistributing wealth will actually have a long term benefit. It's not like the Russians live in a paradise were everyone has the same opportunities.
>saturday night
>no yuri-ism release yet
>sadpanda has no good yuri raws tonight
What do I do now.
>>5758619
Effort does not correlate with wealth.
http://www.alternet.org/economy/robert-reich-rich-dont-work-anymore-working-poor-people
The poor do more production per hour than the wealthy,
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/06/speed-up-american-workers-long-hours
and yet aren’t benefiting from technological multipliers to this production.
http://boingboing.net/2016/01/10/why-americans-cant-stop-work.html
Even in openly rigged games of Monopoly, the winners with grossly advanced starting positions insist they won fairly and were better players.
http://planetsave.com/2013/12/23/a-rigged-game-of-monopoly-reveals-how-feeling-wealthy-changes-our-behavior-ted-video/
The richer you are, the less capable you are — physically — of empathy and moral behavior.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-wealth-reduces-compassion/
The rich don’t even have the same monetary stresses.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/04/14/where-the-poor-and-rich-spend-really-spend-their-money/
You are not speaking from reality. You're shilling a fictional narrative specifically designed to oppress and distract. The poor work harder, longer, and more often. They sacrifice meals, health care, safe housing to scrape by. They have trouble affording higher education. They have trouble getting even a quarter of the opportunities that the very wealthy enjoy. It's a rigged game. "Work harder" and "work smarter" are blames, and do not reflect the real stories, real statistics, and real effects that people are dealing with.
>>5758647
How is she wasting her life away any more than her mother is?
>>5758653
This is why I need communism.
>>5758647
The Russians also didn't redistribute wealth, the classes just changed hands to new control.
>hurr durr muh communism's never been tried meme
Don't make a stupid criticism memetically and you won't get the same flat response every time. There's stable American communes, for example, whose only threat is loss of population.
>>5758662
If you'll notice, her mother did a lot of breeding at a young age, whereas the daughter did not. You are implying that the daughter is a lesbo, and now you're responding to yourself to point it out in case anyone missed it.
>>5758677
What?...
I meant what I said. She seems to be doing what she wants to do, and assuming that the mother is also doing that, I don't see how she's wasting her life any more than the mother is.
>>5758687
No, you were responding to yourself, preparing to dank a meme about epic breeding desu. The other shit is just a cover for your lies to try and make them believable desu ne.
>>5758694
Are you high or just stupid?
>>5758697
Are you a pedophile or just a pedophile?
I don't have a lot of friends and someone from class asked me to hang out of the blue. I was pretty happy and had a good time up until they talked about their many, many friends (over a hundred people they talk to regularly!) and I felt pretty stupid, like I was another person to 'network' with. This is also by far the most attractive person who has ever wanted to spend time with me so that was nice for my ego but turns out that they just reflixely ask people to hang out so... I guess I can rest easy knowing that I'm still ugly.
>>5758694
I don't give a shit about breeding senpai
Pls stop fighting.
>>5758704
I'll hang out with you, and probably call you cute too
>>5758709
Yeah you do. All pedophiles like yourself want a fresh supply of babies to fuck. Can't have that if people stop breeding, those babies grow up and then they're too old.
>>5758718
>>5758717
Buhuhuu thank you. <3 This felt good to read. I hope you have a wonderful night.
>>5758732
You too anon :3
>>5758735
Stop posting that, jesus christ.
>>5758740
but I love them :(
>>5758748
At least find another photo. Who the fuck are these homely broads? Get it together, anon. Every thread, for a week!
>>5758671
That was their intention though, but what happened? People are shit and will do anything to get what they want, so those that were smarter just took the power the masses worked so hard to gain. The system is flawed because people are flawed. Humans are horrible creatures and no amount of ideological feel good propaganda will change this, there's always going to be people that stand out, unless you live in some sort of totalitarian society where everyone that's not average gets shot, and even then things would go to shit.
>>5758769
>no amount of ideological feel good propaganda
>while posting ideological feel good propaganda
>>5758764
They're from Skins season 3 and 4, in the UK.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2016/02/economist-explains-8?fsrc=scn/rd_ec/why_lesbians_tend_to_earn_more_than_heterosexual_women
Straight women are officially now more oppressed than us. Why do straight women suck so much? No pun intended.
>>5758653
So are you. We just happen to be on different sides of the argument.
You know how in monopoly or any other board game people start with the same amount of money and yet there's always winners and losers? Same goes for real life. Even if you could start at the same place than everyone else and the game was fair people would perform in different ways and some would end up with nothing again. So what them, would you punish those that excel by taking from them what they have earned? If you were the one with money would you want your life's effort to be given to some ungrateful crack heads and welfare queens instead of going to your kids?
>>5758795
It's piss easy to win Monopoly if you rush buying all the houses.
>>5758795
>I'm going to set up this situation that doesn't at all resemble reality
>would you really want this strawman to be the case
>>5758795
This is legitimately incredible. You're showing the effect that they were studying without even getting the advantages. Is it a guilty conscience? Over-identification? Did you just read it incorrectly?
They weren't given equal amounts of money, man. It wasn't a level slate. Just like in real life: we don't start off on level slates. Geniuses die in poverty; morons are funded by the government to make casinos. That's the world we live in. Why? Because we aren't even playing the same games.
>>5758782
>not posting the hottest girl in the show
>>5758795
Do you not realize that the "welfare queen" was made up for a Reagan speech? It's not a real thing. The social systems don't work like that.
>>5758814
She's like a sex doll modeled off a rabbit. I'm kinda into it.
>>5758814
She's hyperstraight, though
>>5758799
It's also mostly based on luck
>junior year
>extremely shy and self-conscious, no offline friends, abusive dysfunctional druggie home life
>slowly coming to terms with the fact that I'm gay
>see unfamiliar girl reading manga (a great rarity back then) in new class, can't help commenting on it
>she's outgoing and draws me out of my shell, we quickly become best friends
>later learn she's openly bisexual
>often blatantly flirts with me because she thinks I'm adorable when flustered/embarrassed
>develop and secretly nurse crush on her
>senior year, autumn
>good childhood friend I'd fallen out of touch with a couple years prior eats his dad's gun
>bff also knew him to a lesser extent, we grow even closer during mourning period
>months pass, trying to emotionally rebuild
>bff invites me to winter dance with group of her friends
>accept in spite of anxiety and not owning any nice clothes
>we all get ready at her house, I borrow a dress and feel pretty for the first time ever
>go to dance, have fun, actually feel like a normal teenager for once
>go back to bff's house afterwards to sleep over
>we lay together in her bed, talking with the lights out
>finally shyly confess my crush
>she's silent for a minute
>"anon, I don't think I'm bisexual anymore"
>rolls over and goes to sleep while I silently cry
>too upset to sleep, get home somehow, don't remember
>shortly after she starts hooking up with an army guy and finds some dumb excuse to be mad at/stop talking to me
>>5758820
In my dreams she's not :^)
>>5758827
It only is if you're playing against people that also know the rules, and that is not very probable since only normie retards play that game.
>>5758831
>>5758735
Whoa I have the exact same hair as the girl on the right but longer!
>>5758828
That went places. I hope you moved passed it.
>>5758839
will you be my waifu
>>5758847
Long red hair femme waifu at your service.
>>5758876
black, short hair tomboy for you to service ;p
>>5758894
I don't think I used that comma correctly...
>>5758843
Yeah, those particular scars have been fading for more than a decade now and are largely forgotten. Thanks - you're kind.
Still don't trust bi girls, though. None of my subsequent experiences with them have done anything but reinforce that first hard lesson.
>>5758902
Me either.
>>5758918
I tell them I don't a fucking shit about what they think. Most of the people that say that shit don't typically have to worry about it happening to them.
>>5756926
>Were you out in high school? If so, what was dating/friendship like? If not, what was your experience like?
I was so far into the closet that I was in Narnia, but that's necessary when you're going to a hardcore fundie Christian private school.
The kind of hardcore private christian fundie high school that had a parent church that burned Harry Potter books. Because of Satan.
They had the photos of the burning at the main office, and would say that if you looked closely enough, you could see the Satan leaving the books.
No matter how hard I looked, I never saw the Satan.
Every wednesday we would have to go to chapel. There we would learn from tax evaders that UFO's were demons, menstruation was punishment for Eve's primordial sin, and that the clitoris was the elevator button for hell.
>>5758945
Are you me?
>>5758945
Fortunately, pretending to be a straight christian is a lot easier than just pretending to be straight. Nobody thinks twice if you refuse to fuck a dude.
>>5758953
Nobody thinks twice if you refuse to fuck a dude period.
>>5758918
Nah, not really. I tell them it may be true that I'm biphobic but I have damn good reason to be. If they press it, I ask them how many bi females they know that are actually in long-term monogamous same-sex relationships. Usually shuts 'em up.
>>5758962
Hello /r9k/
>>5758962
Nobody thinks twice.
Nobody thinks once.
>>5758967
Thinking about how small this number must be is depressing.
>>5758969
Just making an observation. Are you seriously trying to tell me you have women pressuring you to sleep with some guy? I never had to tell my friends I was gay when I was in high school because not having sex with a guy is normal.
>>5758934
Slavery didn't end. It's still done in vast swaths of the world. Hell, it's technically not illegal in the United States.
“When did slavery end in America?”
If you ask a white teenager, you might get the answer, “Four hundred years ago.” But that’s not the answer. Four hundred years ago was 1615, when the Jamestown colony had only existed for eight years and chattel slavery was just beginning.
Others might say, “When Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, of course.” But that’s not right either. That only freed slaves in Confederate territory seized by the Union. The Union slave states–Missouri, Kentucky, Maryland, Delaware, and the then-in-formation West Virginia–were exempt and allowed to keep their slaves, along with Tennessee, which had more or less been returned to the Union, and Union-loyal areas of Louisiana (including New Orleans) and coastal Virginia. Because it was unenforceable in most of the Confederate states, only about 1-2% of slaves were freed by the Emancipation Proclamation.
“Well, then,” they might say, “it was definitely when the Thirteenth Amendment was passed.” And still, they would be wrong. While that pivotal law did free the vast majority of America’s slaves, the text of the law is this: “Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.“
So when did slavery end in America? The answer is, “Never.”
>>5758983
As discussed in the PBS documentary Slavery By Another Name (available in full by clicking the link), as the federal government withdrew funding and support for Reconstruction, the South began a system of leasing prisoners–allowed by law to be used as slaves–to the plantations to replace their free labor. Those affected by this system were treated even worse than those held in bondage under slavery before the Civil War, as slaves were an expensive investment–the $800 average cost of a slave in 1860 is roughly $21,000 in today’s dollars–but leased prisoners were replaced by the prison if killed and payment continued as scheduled, deincentivizing what little humane treatment was afforded slaves.
It was so profitable and in such high demand that, within ten years of its implementation, the stereotype of black people in America had changed. Prior to the Civil War, the stereotype of black people was that we were inherently docile, servile, and loyal. This only makes sense, because if we were viewed as inherently violent and thieving and criminal like we are today, why would they have trusted us with their livelihoods, their crops, and their children? (Side note: this is also where the stereotype of black people loving watermelon came from–the idea that if we were just given a cool slice of watermelon on a hot day, we would work forever). But once they were no longer allowed to own us outright and had to lease us from prisons, police and judges did everything in their power to make sure they had a robust source of free labor. Black people were arrested on false or trumped-up charges, and within ten years, the recorded arrest and conviction rate for black people had skyrocketed so much that the stereotype was entirely inverted from what it had been previously.
>>5758985
The prison system may have stopped leasing prisoners to plantations, but they still lease prison labor to corporations and local governments. Prisoners–primarily black, of course, because we are targeted–are forced to fight wildfires, manufacture consumer goods, and even make goat cheese for Whole Foods. Our economy was built on slave labor, and it still runs on it to a disconcerting extent. And to make that work, black and Latino neighborhoods are targeted by law enforcement and manipulated through things like school closings and schools being unfathomably underfunded to ensure an ever-growing population of prisoners, an ever-growing population of slaves.
So the next time someone asks you when slavery ended in America, tell them the truth. Tell them, “Never.”
>>5756926
>go to really small school
>8 people on same grade, including myself
>we are all nerdy
>we all see each other more as siblings
>never get a chance to experience teenage romance
>don't even figure out I'm gay until sophomore in college
>half of classmates end out coming out in the next few years
>>5758980
Then why the fuck don't I have a cute loli slave cleaning my house and sitting on my lap calling me master? Itou hachi for world president.
>>5758976
The only reliable-looking study I've ever been able to find the subject reported a paltry 9% of bisexuals (male and female) as actually being in same-sex relationships.
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2015/02/20/among-lgbt-americans-bisexuals-stand-out-when-it-comes-to-identity-acceptance/
I sure as shit have never known one, and I've known more than 25 self-identified bi chicks.
>>5759001
And the ones that aren't are single moms.
>>5759001
Be fair, the possibilities for their homo dating pool are as shit as ours, but there's plenty of straight dudes. Of course their homo dating rate is going to be low.
>>5759000
Just adopt a Mexicant anchor baby.
>>5759006
Low, but THAT low? Come on. Only if they're not actively seeking female partners (which most of them don't).
>>5758998
I need the services of a cunning linguist
>>5759007
>not buying Asian baby
>>5759010
I'm surprised it's as high as it is. Almost a tenth of them are dating women, and there's 3% lesbians out there? Damn. They really are going out of their way. With how many more bi women there are than homo women, there might be more bi women dating women that lesbians dating women.
>>5759006
Agreed.
I would prefer to date a lesbian over a bi girl not because "durr hurr bi not real" but because I would like to be with someone who has the same experiences as me. That day when you realize "oh no, I *only* like girls" is pretty different from the day you realize "oh no, I *also* like girls." Not liking men at all is (for me) alienating in a lot of ways and I want someone who can relate.
>>5759020
Literally impossible, the demand for Asian babies is about the same or more than white babies.
>>5759012
I like this thing you're doing, anon.
>>5759024
Is it really only 3%?
Fuck this hetero earth
>>5759001
>all those bisluts in the comments crying about how hard it is to be bi
I'm so sad for you and your happy straight marriage and acceptable American lifestyle. I'm gonna die alone, but at least I have my GAY CARD and COMMUNITY INCLUSION.
>>5759024
The stat is for men and women combined. I'd be willing to bet there's a lot more bi men dating men than bi women dating women.
>>5759012
I am bilingual irl so I feel qualified for the job. Plus long and silky hair = great for pulling on.
>>5759044
You're right. Fucking hell.
>>5759036
I talked to a girl online, from fetlife, for a long time who claimed to be truly "bi". In nearly three years, all of the people she has dated have been male. And she dates a lot.
>>5759045
I could have a lot of fun with somebody that has two tongues.
Is this girl girlfriend-worthy? Kinda dumb, but fun
>>5759036
Wow, this is very insensitive. Put yourself in their shoes. Imagine how they feel when they introduce their parents to their boyfriend and the parents are thrilled to meet him BUT THEN dad makes a snide joke that his daughter is straight? Or what about when they go to LGBT meet ups and when they introduce people to their opposite sex partner, some of the gay people roll their eyes? That kind of rampant biphobia and invalidation can ruin, like, your whole afternoon. Think before you speak next time.
>>5759078
Is this satire? Nothing in that situation even remotely compares to somebody leading you on through an entire relationship, just to invalidate it by telling you "lel I don't actually like girls thx for the memories tho"
>>5759078
Kek, you hit the pathetic and whiny biscum voice spot on.
>>5759060
Two tongues, ten fingers, I got it all. As a femme my nails are long but I'm willing to negotiate.
>>5759074
No. Headbands are stupid.
>>5759084
Of course it's satire, dumbdumb.
>can ruin, like, your whole afternoon
