Lesbian General. Who is your qt actor/character crush?
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>>5746392
Bobbi thread? Bobbi thread.
The upper limit for age and still be attracted is entirely defined by the current age of Gillian Anderson, at all points in time, dating back into childhood. I adore her smile, her sense of humor, the loyalty she sheds from every pore of her body, and that body itself. I love her with black hair, and blonde, and obviously most of all red.
>>5751755
>tfw you will never spar with her while trying to wrestle the batons out of her hands before she beats you with them
>>5751794
I tried to watch that show. It's really, really bad. The score just jumps in whenever, the costumes are absurdly cheap looking, and the writing is just painfully awkward. It's cliched to fuck so you're never, ever surprised by events and they just spout off one-liners and soap opera revelations.
>>5751794
>tfw she will never thoroughly fuck you with her batons while kissing your neck and whispering sweet nothings in your ear
>>5751805
It wasn't really watchable for me until the thirdish episode. I'm on the last one of the first season, and I'm mostly just annoyed at how they're treating her bisexuality.
>>5751815
>>5751825
Well that's not horrifying or anything.
>>5751835
Supergirl is extremely adorable. But I might have a thing for aliens. And chicks who are sweet as fucking pie.
>>5751850
did she ever play a lesbian though? i've been schlicking to her ever since winn dixie
>posting her in every thread until I'm banned
Post fav girl from that show every dyke ever has watched
Every character in movies or TV I fall in love with dies.
>>5751941
Is there more though
Other views
For some reason I expect she has a british voice.
>>5751950
Which one? Daya? The aussie is a great actress.
>>5751950
Why did she have to have a het relationship? She's so THICK. So perfectly THICK that you have to type it out in all capitals because that's just how THICK she really is. I would gladly die to an unbroken day with all of that THICKness.
>>5751998
>she will never dance for you
I cry just thinking about it
>>5751992
yah daya. I like morello as a character more but just in pure hotdamn factor daya wins
>>5751991
She gets nude a fair amount in black sails and speaks in a weird french accent. Pretty decent show if you like pirates and some background homo shit.
>>5751929
Underrated
fuck the haters. it was a great movie.
Natasha Negovanlis from Carmilla. The show sucked but she's hot af
>>5752309
I only endured the show for her
>>5752295
Why would anybody hate this movie?
>>5752340
I dunno, I really liked the tall red-head in that show, but the writing/most of the acting is so shit that I couldn't finish
>>5751732
>>5752385
So brave...
>>5752358
people criticized the director, that he pushed the actresses too far, "for the sake of realism," he claimed; but his critics say it that he was probably just enjoying himself too much. People also complained that they used fake genitals, that the labia minora weren't long or dark enough, and that it perpetuated sexist and impractical pussy standards.
fuck those people though. it's a good movie.
Posting 2D because I can
>>5751929
>no alien wife to accidentally crush you to death with a hug
>>5752420
The only semi-valid criticism out of those is that he pushed the actresses, but judging from what I've heard from them, they weren't really all that bothered.
>>5752425
>implying there's anything wrong with 2D
![diy-showchip-rescue-renovations[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uyImTQ6.jpg "diy-showchip-rescue-renovations[1].jpg")
hnnnngggg I have a huuuuge crush on Kayleen McCabe. I think like four people know who she is - she hosts a DIY Network show.
Besides being physically super cute, her personality is super bubbly and just adorable. And she's great with tools n shit.
It's hard to find a photo that represents her well so I'm just posting this big one and link https://www.google.com/search?q=kayleen+mccabe&tbm=isch
>>5752497
You're cute
>>5752358
>>5752434
>Julie Maroh, French author of the original graphic novel, blogged that its adaptation was ‘a brutal and surgical display of so-called lesbian sex, which turned into porn’.
it's frustrating.
I think producers are reluctant to take creative risks with sexual or ethnic minority characters, since they almost always face harsh criticism for not portraying everything exactly as each individual critic perceives things to be in real life (as if non-minorities are always portrayed perfectly accurately? as if realism is the only thing that makes a movie good?). The difference is that the critics aren't just saying, "this is unrealistic," or, "this movie is bad," since there is usually a subtle or overt accusation of bigotry that goes along with their review.
the result is that content creators exclude ethnic or sexual-minority characters for fear of being labeled bigots. Or they create boring, one dimensional, characters that fall into the "Mary Sue" Trope .
>>5752534
Funny that she would comment on it, since the movie was in a completely different league above the graphic novel.
>>5752509
Aw me? Or are you talking to the picture?
>>5752570
You, anon :p
>>5752593
Tell me I'm cute too.
>>5752599
You weren't spilling your spaghetti over a girl with power tools
>>5752609
Well then, I will continue to be not cute. Way to not be a bro.
>>5752593
heee... thanks. it's kind of my job.
>>5752620
Now you're cute.
>>5751732
Pejic, his/her boy version desu
>>5752627
She looks like Jack White in this photo
>>5752636
bifag go away
>>5752425
>you will never slide your fingers into warm, wet Kryptonian pussy while kissing your way down her neck
>you will never steal your straight friend from her husband, even though you haven't come out of the closet yourself
>>5752440
>posting a bislut
[spoilersdon'tworkon/lgbt/]Nah, but I love Korra despite of how much of a mess the writing was[/spoilers]
>>5752650
>>5752673
>implying Korra is bi
She was never happy with Mako, and they went out of their way to show it
>>5752685
Nah, mate, Korra and Asami are both confirmed bi. Neither were happy with Mako, because he was a complete asshole in books 1 and 2.
>>5752748
Why does everything have to be awful
>>5752770
If it makes you feel better Kya was a lesbian.
>>5752796
>Kuvira will never step on you
>>5752796
>>5752809
>implying
>>5752649
But he went and became a girl, anon. That means he's Kosher to give as an example now, right?
>>5752819
Not in my general.
>>5752827
>you will never be bullied by Toph as she tries to teach you advanced earth bending
Why even bend
>>5752861
Maybe some weird bisexual transition thing. They like androgyny. I was interested in disney princesses from the get go.
>>5752673
I was surprised Darling has such a high voice. I expected her to have a lower one, what with being the more tomboyish hero. Also, platinum platinum blonde. They really like tackling stereotypes huh.
>slipped on some ice on my steps and fucked up my ankle
>spent rest of the day, refreshing my email hoping for an acceptance letter for an internship i applied to
>no email, and I'm debating going to the hospital because of the pain or waiting until the morning
How was your day, lesgen?
>>5752861
I think we're mostly past the point of needing gateway drugs to girls, here.
>>5752861
You're implying people start straight and become gay.
I've always liked girls.
>>5752819
>implying bifags are welcome here
>implying that thing is a girl
>>5752873
Well more like start straight leaning bi and then move on from there
>>5752871
Did you elevate and put some ice on it?
I'm constantly fucking up my ankle. I've got a routine of cooling/heating and elevation and back scripts of pain killers along with those ankle/knee compression things you can get at walgreens.
Girlfriend is less of a clutz but doesn't trust my clutz knowledge
>gf sprains her ankle
>ok gf elevate and stay off it as much as you can and also here's some ice and hey painkillers?
>nah she's just gonna bitch and moan and ignore all my advice
>finally too much pain for her so she goes to doctor
>doctor tells her to elevate and rest and she should have put ice and here's some basic pain killers
>i told you so
>>5752887
Bisexuality is a major turn off
>>5752888
lol
>>5752890
I don't mind bisluts, certainly prefer a self aware bislut than a "lesbian" bislut, but it's preferred you keep your interest in dick and dick havers in any other thread.
>>5751732
I've never had a crush on a celebrity or 3D character. I'm a slut for anime girls though.
Does anyone knows where can I find a qt Ichigo gf? Minus the middle schooler part of course, I don't want to go to jail.
>>5752909
Who?
>>5752888
I am, but it's swollen as fuck, and I can't entirely trust my ability to judge if it's not possibly broken. I walked around with two poorly taped broken toes for ages.
>>5752819
What TV show are they from? Go away. Shoo, shoo.
>go out with ex last night
>we hadn't been in touch much since we dated but have known each other since kids
>she's going throw a really bad time
>go cheer her up because I have nothing else to do
>she's the not cool kind of crazy, honestly I'm a little bit scared of her
>we go out for dinner and a couple of drinks
>she has gained a lot of weight, I can't even look at her
>keeps giving me hints of wanting me back and stuff
>mentions that she updated her will and I stand to win real state worth millions if she dies
>says some things about how everyone else in her life is shit
>we start talking about how happy we were once upon a time
>have mixed feeling because she's no longer that girl
>agree to go out sometime
Part of me wants to help her come out of this hole she's in, but I'm not sure if there's an out. She has a lot of mayor issues, things that I'm not sure I could deal with. I don't even mind what happened and how she treated me, she was a bitch and I was an idiot... we all fuck up sometimes. I just feel sorry for the little girl I used to ride the school bus with. But everyone keeps warning me about her and were happy when we stopped seeing each other.
>>5752884
>implying that thing is a girl
He had surgery, and it hardly matters when they're that cute.
>>5752970
That looks like a man in a wig. Nobody wants to hear about your chaser fantasies
>>5752966
>>5752970
So tranny mam, no one wants what you aspire to be.
>>5752986
>>5752970
Pretty sad when you think about it. The best he can hope to be is something nobody wants unless they have that specific fetish, for some reason.
>>5752929
Yeah I get that.
If after a day it's still swollen after the whole rice shit or if it's numb and you absolutely cannot put any weight on it, see a doctor. Or hell see one if you're just paranoid, it's whatever.
>once actually did break my ankle
>some reason didn't hurt that bad at first
>actually ran after a bit
>then just collapsed cause ankle was just like nah fuck you
>once drunkenly fell and caught myself thinking I was good, went on drinking
>next day hand I caught myself on swollen and hurt, looked horrible
>think whatever put some ice on it and rest it
>week later still bruised swollen and stiff in pain
>hmmmmm
>go to dr, they say it's def broken
>but it's healing ok
>wants me back to he can sort of rebreak and set it
>hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>i'm gonna just do this myself and not
>worked out cause can still crush pussy with this hand years later
>also later dislocated my knee
>for some reason that hurt the most initially
>but maybe it was just shock from seeing my leg turned a way it shouldn't ever turn
>actually managed to pop my knee back before we see the dr
>they just throw crutches and a knee brace at me
I'm afraid to get old because everyone is telling me about how all the damage I've done to my body comes back to you in old age knee and joint pains.
>>5752986
What? This thread is about crushes from way back isn't it?
I'm pretty jealous of lesbians and gay dudes
I wish the Herero community could be as open and calm about sex as you guys are
It's so much fucking drama and I don't know why
>>5753023
This is a lesbian general where we shittalk lesbian things. If you wanna talk dudes and dick or trannies that chopped off their dicks just go to say any gay thread or trans thread.
>>5753032
I'm gonna start calling the straights "herero". It sounds funnier.
>no hannah hart yet
>for shame
>>5753039
Don't they get mad if you call them boys? And it was just a celebrity in a celebrity thread so no harm done?
>>5753032
The hetero community is constantly talking about sex though. Every magazine, every tv show, every movie, every song. They're obsessed with sex. And hetero sex is the most abundant. Some don't even consider what we have to be "sex".
>>5753048
It was a male in a thread devoted to females
>>5753048
It's lesbian general for lesbians and on a side note asking about /tv/ crushes as the edition. Not a general celebrity thread where talking about trannies is welcome. Just go talk about that tranny celebrity in any other thread mang.
This happens to damn often. We gotta stop making interesting editions. Fuckers can't read for shit no matter how clear you make it that this isn't a thread for gay man or trans shit. Nothing against those, just keep shit in it's place.
>>5753054
There is a lot of inequality in the Hetero community regarding who is having this sex though.
LGB folk are a lot more accepting of a prospective sexual partner's flaws than a heterosexual woman is.
also casual sex is demonized in the straight community unlike LGB.
/r9k/ literally exists because of how dysfunctional the hetero scene is.
>>5753073
Impossibly tight. What the fuck? Is that even an adult?
>>5753076
Go mouthbreath somewhere else, fag
>>5753076
Fuck off, retard. It's women that can easily overlook flaws in someone else. That's why young men can't gold dig old rich ladies, it's why gay men are ungodly shallow and sexual creatures, and it's why you're such a sad piece of shit that you can't even date an ugly girl with an equally terrible personality. Go away, straight boy. No one cares about your retarded, self-made problems.
>>5753090
It doesn't look like any vagina I've seen. And I've seen a lot (2).
>>5753090
Perfect arousal. Wet, but her muscles are squeezing down. There can't be anything better.
>>5753076
/r9k/ is def full of more dysfunctionality than the whole hetero scene
I'm so mad they're such losers. I'm busting my ass off in this horribly small dating pool to get laid and managing better than those fucks that have it handed to them. They just have to not be the fattest or laziest asshole and manage basic skills like not being horribly creepy. Instead they over-complicate it and act like spergs with pua bullshit and blame everything else for their shit.
>>5753090
Vaginas are very elastic. Do you not know vaginas?
>>5753102
You and your mother's I suspect.
>>5753118
No, mine and another girl's.
>>5753125
When I was born my mouth touched my mother's vagina. We never talked about it.
>>5752928
It should be a crime not watching Aikatsu!
>>5752890
is it wrong that I do find it to be a turn off? like I can still lust after the girl, but the second she mentions Anything having to do with a mans anatomy its an instant turn off for me, and it takes me work to get back to where I was in my head. It is a turn off. but not because I want it to be that way, desu if you are a girl and I like you I'm going to want to fug you. I just get that feel "shhhh honey don't speak"
>>5753133
It doesn't look like a vagina.
>>5753133
>shaved
Absolutely disgusting, looks like raw chicken skin.
>>5753140
I was serious about it being a major turn off for me. Pretty much excludes them from being "relationship material"
>>5753154
>having extremely small dating pool
>lets exclude not pure girls as well
>>5753166
Yup. I don't want to get AIDS.
>>5753166
>want a serious relationship
>whoops gf leaves me because she was only "experimenting"
>>5753133
And thank you for reminding me why that while leaning towards girly looking guys rather than actual girls was a thing in the past
>>5753176
What the fuck does this even mean?
>>5753174
What kind of fucked up non-sex are you having where AIDS between two women is a concern?
>>5753141
What doesn't? The actual vaginas posted don't look like vaginas to you?
>>5753146
Cry more
>>5753180
Pornstars with their frankenstinianly altered vag and stuff are about as unattractive as can be.
Boys who looked like women just seemed a lot cleaner and more innocuous at the time.
>>5753154
I think that go's for me too, I've had enough trial and error. but I don't mind the sex, like for real, I find bi girls to be more submissive, funny thing about it, they swear they are being defiant by just lusting after ONE girl. I feel like we ( gold stars) are just something on their bucket list
>>5753194
Who the fuck is this attractive to? Her nails are nice, but that shit is painful and the ass-slapping is just weird.
>>5753196
Lolwut
Dude the pussy was just shaved. Not "frankenstinianly altered vag". Calm down. My pussy looks like that shaved too. You are way too bitter rn.
Just go talk about your love of dick anywhere else already. This is lesbian general, let us just enjoy pussy in peace.
>>5753194
It's funny that her ass started to jiggle to the beat of what I was listening to
https://soundcloud.com/parkgolf/purple-pulp
Just have gifs tho.
>>5753133
Triggered? You're projecting too hard. Ridiculous.
>>5753219
Just what I was thinking. She seems to be trying to use her tongue as a dick, with the other girl riding it? What's the point of the jiggling at the end? It's a big, cute butt. Stop doing dumbshit with it. This was so retarded I thought at any moment it would turn into scat just because it's halfway that horrible.
>>5753194
She's not even licking the clit...
>>5753225
It's not about loving dick, it's about not loving the gross and obviously unnatural wank fodder they make for straight guys.
>>5753219
I'll give you the nails but not liking the little ass slapping is some straight hetero bullshit.
Happy Friday night I guess
>>5753235
it's obviously an ass eating thing, sometimes in sex a girl will eat a little ass, lick a little labia or areas around the vagina before going straight to the clit. It's fun and arousing shit to warm you up.
>>5753219
is true, if that chick has long nails that shit is for men ONLY, because My ass would go NOWHERE NEAR that shit. UTI's are no joke.
and I don't get the ass slapping, that's also a man thing, if you like to get slapped why cant I just punch you in the face? I mean, what I have to beat you up the way YOU want to BE beat up? I never understood that shit.
>>5753225
something about Knowing that shit is constantly coming out of that orifice that makes it not sexy.
>>5753243
I'd rather the other girl be slapping my ass, tbqh family.
>>5753225
Why are porn lesbians so bad at rimjobs?
>>5753253
>, if you like to get slapped why cant I just punch you in the face? I mean, what I have to beat you up the way YOU want to BE beat up?
S, actually what the fuck
>>5753260
its the same thing, I don't get it, how is someone inflicting pain on you sexy?
in such I am asking what is the difference?
>>5753236
Lol it is just a girl licking a shaved pussy that is a perfectly natural pussy other than being shaved. And you admitted to liking boys with dick. That's why I say just go talk about your love of dick and distaste of vagina elsewhere.
Also just cause some straight guy masturbates to it doesn't mean I can't. That's retarded as hell. Are you one of them politicking dykes? Or are you even claiming to be a lesbian?
>>5753264
>>5753271
It's exhilarating. There's an adrenaline rush behind simulated danger.
I personally despise getting hit in the face. And I wouldn't want lasting, serious pain.
A slap to the ass isn't super painful. It's more of a surprise than anything. And then the anticipation when she holds her hand raised, and tensing, expecting it.
Isn't it the same concept as horror movies? I don't like horror movies at all but I can deduce why people would.
>>5753271
>>5753264
S I know you're retarded and I shouldn't pay attention but ass slapping like that webm showed doesn't hurt and can feel arousing, unlike getting punched in the face. Like a hickey is an arousing bruise but just pinching my neck till it bruises is gonna piss me off.
It's also a lot more about context and social situations and other complex human interactions that I suppose autists wouldn't understand.
But either way I personally enjoy a little ass slapping on myself and on another girl. Not full out going at it with a belt but a little slap is fun and a little hair grip is sexy as hell. Also titty biting.
>>5753232
>still being triggered by vagina
lol gb2 autostraddle
Obviously.
>>5753291
meh I only watch those when I feel I'm starting to lose my empathy. (making sure I'm still human)
but if someone is fucking you WHAT IN GODS NAME makes you believe there would be any danger coming from their part? idk, all that shit just feels fake to me. and kind of like turning sex into some sort of pathetic play.
if I'm going to fuck you, if I didn't do it right I'm not going to revert to some play tactic to get you off, if you don't get off then I did something wrong, if you can make words then IM the one who sucks at sex, if you don't want more then IM the one who did a shitty job. why cant people just admit to stuff like that and just work on being better at sex? as opposed to just being pussies about everything. if you suck at sex WORK on being better. what's so hard about that?
>>5753300
Being degraded is NOT sexy. and the fact that you let people do that shit to you to the point of learning to like it, speaks volumes.
>>5753243
Ass slapping isn't the problem, it's when she was slapping the other chick's face WITH her ass. Not the riding. The spreading of her cheeks, and slapping the butt inward on the other woman's face. It's just weird, there's no other word for it.
>>5753194
Does anyone else really like it when girls are naked except for shoes?
>>5753320
I love this, it's like an eye opening. Like it has muscles pulling it open itself
>>5753349
Did you miss the last thread where we talked about our love of face sitting? I mean what's the point of sitting on my face if I don't get to feel her cheeks on my cheeks.
>>5753300
I mean how are you just not suffering from Stockholm Syndrome?
and you don't understand it so you just go with it?
>>5753348
>If you get turned on by different things than me then you're wrong!
You are such a retard.
>>5753364
You're not getting this. Did you watch the webm? It's not about facesitting (which is hot) or getting smothered (which is hot) or eating ass (which is hot) or even getting slapped (which is hot). It's that senseless bit where someone gets ineffectually slapped with someone else's asscheeks. It came out of nowhere and I don't get the appeal. It's a complete what-the-fuck.
>>5753338
Again, what the fuck, S.
Why can't sex be fun? What's wrong with plat? Are you incapable of using your imagination?
I understand that you lack empathy so you don't really get people who enjoy things you don't like. But why do you react with such venom? Why not be baffled without being offended?
>>5753369
said the RETARD that knows nothing about human behavior but is the most ignorant thus for the loudest in the room.
>typical bipeople behavior
>>5753353
Socks tho
>>5753389
>Someone called you a retard so they have to be bi.
Ok, I'll just never reply to any of your posts again, you're obviously a troll.
I had a massive crush on Ginger from Ginger Snaps when I was growing up. Shameful, I know.
Also, that feel when current GF is so disinterested in sex that we only have pity sex once a month. Help me feel, lesgens.
>>5753274
>admitted to liking boys with dick.
>Are you one of them politicking dykes?
You're making muturally exclusive claims, nice thinking.
Actual men look ugly, I only admitted to liking ones who looked like women. Most porn wth girls in it is made gross and the actresses aren't attractive either. That's not a value judgment, just my preferences. Boys like Andrej just had a lot of the nice things in looks without the slime shitty porn has.
>>5753382
I like the random ass slapping face so maybe that's why I don't get your issue.
>>5753395
>lesbian bed death
I-I thought that was a myth
>>5753382
I think it's hilarious. I can totally see myself doing it. It reminds me of when I've slapped gfs with my boobs. Silliness.
They might have been taking themselves more seriously in that porn but it's fun to imagine the silly.
>>5753386
naw, I'm not offended, I'm not coming at you, just really don't get how the sensation of the sting on your skin is arousing.
I don't get how even slight pain other than vaginal can be sexy, what are you compensating for? why do you need more, is the other woman not enough for you?
it doesn't make any sense.
>>5753405
Same, and we've only been together for a year. The sexual frustration is real.
>>5753393
No I'm calling YOU a retard because you called me said thing, thus for if you feel the need to try to condescend me with words, why cant I do the same to you?
>Someone called you bi so they have to be a troll.
>>5753397
>You're making muturally exclusive claims, nice thinking.
Not at all. A politicking dyke is a fake lesbian. Basically a girl more into the idea of being a lesbian than the actual practice of it. So they'll like dick and won't like pussy but will say they're lesbians all the same.
Kinda like how you're doing by crying a shaved pussy is disgusting but you like some tranny. I still don't get why you're here but whatever. Next thing you'll be saying you like gay guy porn or some bull.
>>5753420
1. No sex for 30 days. Nothing. That means no touching any body part that would normally be covered by underwear and bra.
2. No discussing sex for 30 days. Lesbians can talk just about anything to death. Sex is now officially off the list of things to 'process.
3. Take care of your to-do's before you walk in the door at night. Do not discuss any domestic management tasks in person for 30 days. Do it via email, on the phone or through texting, but from the moment you walk through that door at night, no more talking business.
4. No-tech dinners for 30 days. That means no phones or computers. Dinner, by the way, lasts a minimum of 30 minutes. Daily.
5. Engage in 5-15 minutes of non-sexual touch daily. Clothing should be on and keep your hands on G-rated areas.
6. Every day, catch your girlfriend doing something right and tell her about it. Don't look for something huge. It can be as simple as, "I noticed you cleaned the kitchen up last night. Thank you."
7. No criticism for 30 days. You heard me. Do not express anything that could feel blaming in any way to her.
8. Engage in an extracurricular activity without each other 1 time weekly. The activity should last at least an hour. It will give you something new to discuss when you're together.
9. No masturbating for 30 days. In case you can't tell, I'm trying to build up some sexual tension between the two of you. If you're taking care of your own business, you defeat my goal.
10. Institute Date Night on a weekly basis. Just the two of you. I don't care what you do, but don't invite anyone other than her to attend, and take turns planning it to bring an element of surprise back into the relationship.
11. Work out a minimum of 3 days weekly for a minimum of 30 minutes each time. As women, we become more sexual when we feel better about ourselves. At the very least, it will relieve some stress.
>>5753390
I'd rather see naked except for socks or stockings. It's really cute, and I've always thought feet were ugly anyway.
>>5753440
And THat is how you stave bed death.
>>5753410
Ok I wanna break your brain:
I like to be STRANGLED. I like to be choked until the edges of my vision turn black and I go delirious. I press her hand down on my throat, they never press hard enough.
It feels so damn good. It gets me horny like none other. I love it when I can feel the heat of her hand when she pulls away. I love it when the sting lingers. I love it when I have to swallow hard because my esophagus feels weak.
I want it more. I love the pain. I love the feel of being desperate for air. It's delicious.
Spoilers: this isn't an uncommon thing.
>>5753461
I may or may not be touching myself right now, thanks.
>>5753427
Said men are ugly, that's not a political reason
>Next thing you'll be saying you like gay guy porn
Doesn't count if it's 2d.
>>5753440
This is all well and good but my GF doesn't like being touched, at all. She won't let me hug her or caress her and when we snuggle at night I'm not allowed to move or she gets mad. We already do a bunch of stuff without eachother, in fact normally she comes home from work and just plays on her DS until bed time while I cook and clean. And finally, she doesn't masturbate and if I don't I'll start wanting to hug/touch her more and she gets mad. Also, date night is a no-go. She doesn't do 'dates' or 'romance,' we didn't even do anything for Valentines day.
I mean, I'd try all of this but I know for a fact she has 0 sex drive or motivation to do anything other than play videogames.
>>5753468
Sounds like your gf isn't attracted to you at all.
Break up.
>>5753468
Are you sure she's a lesbian, and did you meet her off 4chan?
This is a different problem entirely. I mean, dates are kinda dumb, especially Valentines day, but it there shouldn't be a lack of desire to do things with you.
>>5753461
you're right, and that my friend is why I am not in the bdsm scene.
I will never understand you people, I mean more power to you an all, but I don't need all that to get off on someone I'm already in love with.
>>5753468
>just plays on her DS until bed time while I cook and clean.
Yikes
>>5753468
She doesn't like you, dude. I'm sorry. You're getting played for comfort. We've all been there.
>>5753466
Bisluttery.
Again honestly fine with it but idk why you're in a lesbian thread shitting on vaginas and praising your interest in dick. Just kind of retarded. Seems bitter as hell.
>>5753478
That's the best part, I don't even need it to get off. I have wonderful orgasm filled sex that is as vanilla as can be. The choking is just icing on the cake.
>>5753468
Aaahhnd that's because she just found someone she thinks is better for her. might want to look into that anon. sounds like trouble in paradise.
>>5753468
Nah you gotta leave that shit. That's not good for you at all.
>>5753483
>strap ons
>calling somebody else out for bisluttery
>>5753483
That is the fakest-looking "lesbian" porn for straight dudes I've ever seen.
>>5753487
What the hell?? then how does that work?! by definition the lacking of oxygen going to your brain would cause you to Lose sensation, not get more of it..
bdsm..... I will never get it...
>>5753474
>>5753475
>>5753479
>>5753481
Yeah.. I'm kinda getting that vibe now. I wish I could leave.. but I met her here and she acted so interested and sweet and talked me into moving in with her. Now I'm stuck with my dog in another country with a girl that I'm deeply in love with but I think was raised by wolves and doesn't know how to love. Shit sucks, girls.
>>5753493
>fucking with strap ons is equivalent to liking dick having dudes
lol
>>5753511
Oh man you sound like those beta het dudes saying "hurhur if you fuck with a strap on you might as well get on this dick".
If you can't tell the difference you really are a straight dude.
>>5753461
I would touch myself to this if I wasn't on my period.
The idea of choking a qt and being choked by one is arousing as fugg.
>>5753498
It turns me into a hungry servicer. I just want to please after I've been strangled. All I can think is "thank you thank you" and I have to repay her.
I am hers to play with and I love to serve her. I feel grateful and loved. I feel validated and appreciated. I love to be used.
>>5753514
>posting boring porn for straight men on a blue board in an unrelated thread
>n-no you're straight!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>5753496
I think it's hot because her boobs are cute and I get to look at lots of jiggling. Yeah, they're not looking at each other, but the one doing the actual fucking seems like she's had practice, and that's kinda sexy. Plus she has a tit freckle.
>>5753515
How in the world do you not masturbate on your period? I would explode
>>5753518
You sound broken as fuck and it's majorly turning me on
>>5753525
I usually do but I just took a bath and don't want to get messy because I have class tomorrow in the morning.
This entire thread has reminded me how goddamn much I miss having a girl to fug. Damn it.
>>5753523
>this new to how unmoderated lesgen is that you go "muh blue board"
>get called straight cause you cry about a vagina
>>5753545
I never said anything about a vagina...
>>5753496
hah seriously why? I mean there's girls faking it to scissoring but some strap on shit bugs you out?
Awe I love strap on fucking though. Either way, but especially wearing, is just so much fun.
>>5753555
I really wish I enjoyed being fucked with a strapon more, it just hurts me a little too much.
>>5753555
Nah strap-ons are fine. The girl on the bottom just looks bored as fuck, they've got long nails and fake tits, and the way they're fucking doesn't look very pleasurable at all. Totally for straight dudes.
>>5753518
But then aren't you guys against people pleasers?
You know what I'm just not going to get it. I guess I'm just to hardheaded to even remotely be aroused by such behavior. I don't like to play I'm in charge you're in charge, I think I'm to much of an equalist, if I eat a girl out, you best believe I'm expecting to be eaten out
>>5753551
Are you not the one initially crying about a shaved pussy bothering them?
Cause that's the one I just wanna shit on here.
>>5753544
You sound thirsty. Always satisfying to have fun with girls like you. Would you like to know how I'd choke you?
>>5753579
That was me. Bushy pussy is the best and bald vaginas look fugly.
>>5753562
Smaller ones are all I can take. But I love pic related. Terribly cute, vibrates good, easy to work on either end, small, hits right.
>>5753579
No, I prefer shaved pussy functionally. I like the way some hair looks though
>saving thumbnails
>>5753585
Well damn dude just say that instead of shitting on a vagina calling them disgusting and frankenwhatever just for being shaved and then going on to talk about how you like dudes.
>>5753591
fuck me sideways
Ladies, ladies. All pussy is good pussy.
>>5753599
>shitting on vagina
This kills the human
>>5753599
I'm not that bislut you fucking pedophile tumblr retard, the one you're telling to fuck you sideways is.
We're completely unmoderated, aren't we? We can just post porn whenever, and nothing happens.
>>5753621
No I'm not...
>>5753617
damn you kek
>>5753580
Yes, please. I'm sitting up at attention.
>>5753622
Yup. Before when I mentioned I was Kek in the thread the mods came rushing to permaban me and delete other shitposting posts, now they don't care anymore. Although that's good because now I don't have to spend 30 minutes trying to get a new public IP.
>>5753605
>>5753622
yeah it's been that way for a while now. It's honestly hilarious
Anyway since shit got confusing at to whom we're talking to, as happens in anonymous boards. Bringing it back to main topic, I like this dorne girl.
>>5753631
>tfw you finally meet up with that cute anon from lesgen
>been talking over skype, just close enough to be able to get together for a few dates before
>she's obviously thirsty, and you know you're going to be able to have a lot of fun with her
>invite her back to your house, knowing she would have accepted after the first date but drawing it out as long as possible
>finally have her in your bedroom, she's a little nervous but mostly excited
>like an addict getting her fix
>gently push her down on the bed
>straddle her, pinning her underneath you
>lift your hands just a little to draw attention to them, she immediately locks on to them
>she knows what's coming
>slowly put them down, bringing them together just over her neck
>she lifts her neck into your hands, completely willing and eager
>squeeze lightly at first, just letting her feel the pressure with her neck still raised
>slowly lean forward, squeezing tighter, letting your weight make sure she couldn't get your hands off if she tried
>eventually all airflow stops, she tries to swallow and you can feel her struggle in your grip
>her eyes are darting all over, she's starting to feel the pressure
>lifts an arm up, puts it on yours, you know her vision's getting blurry
>eventually she tries to move your arm off a little, body reacting on it's own to get air
>you keep up the pressure, you've done this so many times before, you know when you need to stop
>eventually her eyes roll a little, you know her visions getting black at the edges at this point
>as her hand finally starts to go limp, you see her eyes widen suddenly and know she's finally just about to pass out
>let up just enough for her to get some strained breaths, she gasps for as much as she can
>you lean forward, tightening your grip again
I'm actually thirsty af too because /nogftochokeorbeat/ so I wrote it from the wrong perspective and didn't even realize until I finished
>>5753674
This was beautiful wow o wow
>>she lifts her neck into your hands, completely willing and eager
This is completely me
>>let up just enough for her to get some strained breaths, she gasps for as much as she can
>>you lean forward, tightening your grip again
So perfect, wow, I needed this.
I need this in my life. My heart is beating out of my chest.
I'll need some time alone tonight
>already 220 posts
They grow up so fast
>>5753674
I feel so ashamed this turned me on, although I probably would never do it irl.
Um can we get back on track though
>you will never experiences sassy undertoned comebacks while getting stepped on.
Kobayashi Yuu can't sing for shit, man, yet her voice is so hot in the right characters.
>>5753691
I'm glad you enjoyed it so much. Please do try and hold your breath during your alone time and think of it, I know it isn't the same but I would love it if you did. Do you just like choking or do you enjoy other things too anon?
>>5753704
A lot of girls get turned on by it really, although most are reluctant to do it irl. But every now and again you meet somebody who wants to go just as far as you do and then before you know it they want you to meet their bf too and you have to move on. It's especially bad at my age, most of the single girls I've been with have been a lot older. In their 30's or 40's
I love where this thread has gone.
>>5753674
I'm so aroused that I think there might be too much blood and something's going to burst. I've never been this turned on in my life. Apparently I have a choking fetish. Who knew?
Am I the only one here who's actually done breath play before?
That greentext porno was really not very realistic.
>>5753750
>>5753755
>>5753761
Tell us about your experiences, then. In detail. Slowly.
>>5753761
How was it unrealistic?
marie for hottest kanker
>>5753674
This sounds really, really, really, really
scary.
80% of the lesbian movies on netflix are shit
How am I meant to chase away the loneliness like this
>>5753768
I could, but it feels weird. It was a very intimate thing between me and my ex-gf, yknow?
>>5753804
Well, first, if you straddle a chick and lean all your weight on her neck she's going to pass out in maybe ten seconds. The airway is not what you need to worry about when you're that indiscriminate and aggressive, you'll cut off her carotid artery and she'll drop like a rock.
Note that you DON'T want to do that, you can really easily kill her or give her an embolism or brain damage that way.
You won't "know when you need to stop" that way, especially first time with a new partner. Everyone's different, everyone's body responds a different way, and everyone has different levels they're comfortable with, and I sure as shit hope there's a safeword in this hypothetical porno scenario.
Also, the body will react a lot more violently than a hand that lazily thwaps you while it's getting choked to the point of passing out. She'd cough violently and start crying first, her body would spasm and convulse and try to buck you off long before her vision started greying.
Just, really, everything about that was wrong.
>>5753869
You could always flirt with us, anon.
>>5753869
Thaaaank Yoooou!
the only place that I have seen that has good options is Amazon, if you're one of there prime members, and you can rent movies then you literally have all of them at your fingertips its better than Netflix Redbox or google when it comes to renting movies. buuuuut at the same time you have to buy each individual movie/show.
>>5753893
D-do you c-come here often?
>>5753886
I never meant to imply all the weight was on them, just enough to make sure they couldn't actually push your hands away. I'm well aware of the dangers associated with it, though even if you do put a lot of weight on them you still won't instantly cut off their artery. The artery is on the side of the neck and you have to pretty specific about your pressure to cut off bloodflow enough to kill somebody before realizing you've fucked up. And no matter how completely you've cut off the air flow they won't pass out any faster or slower.
You will know they need to stop that way, once the limbs go slack and the pupils dilate they're passing out, this is pretty universal. While people do have different levels theyre comfortable with its a fucking lewd greentext, I'm not trying to cover safety tips for bdsm relationships.
And that's the one part where it would be subjective, some girls just wave their arms and try to move it off of you, some cry and choke and kick, some gurgle. The only consistent response I've noticed is the urge to swallow, which makes perfect sense given that most of the time when you can't breathe its because something is stuck in your airway. people tend to react much more tamely when you're doing something they love and want you to do, and when they trust you to do it.
also its a lewd greentext on 4chan.
>>5753901
Do you have any recommendations?
pls
>>5753925
Well, obviously it's a lewd greentext. I said it was unrealistic, I didn't say it was meant to be a treatise on the principles of SSC.
You asked. Don't go and get buttblasted about it now.
>>5753905
Pretty much daily. Are you a regular? Do you come here alone?
>>5753991
The general 3 or 4 back was my first one, about black women. I didn't know there were any non-gay male/trans threads on /lgbt/ because I never came here.
Usually alone, yeah :3
Im straight but wonder if ladies would think my wife is hot
>>5754020
Is this /cuckgen/?
>>5754020
Fuck off pinkiedick.
This thread is the reason I'm so scared to get a girlfriend. Are all lesbians this mean and angry?
>tfw even your two lesbian aunts are bitches
>>5754034
You're on 4chan, and you're judging the entirety of the lesbian demographic based on the fact that we're nasty here?
>>5754034
I think we generally have good reasons to be.
>>5754025
No it isnt lol. Did you want to see her
>>5754073
We're not going to beg just to fulfill your stupid fetish. If we wanted porn we have plenty of our own.
>>5754080
Didnt mean for you to beg just wondered
>>5754044
even outside of /lesgen/ lesbians are so angry
>>5754069
good answer
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