Lesbian General. Talking about hiking and dyking. Post your experiences of both.
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>>5739111
Gonna start out
>went hiking with sister and her weird hippie music friends
>large group of people, not everybody knows everybody
>some dudes go hunting, I go fishing, inner tube floating down rivers, get buzzed and high and listen to a dozen different people play the guitar
>meet one qt girl
>sister awkwardly tried getting us to date
>kind of works cause she is cute and we do make out some
>but there's NO time alone at much of any point
>and porn in the woods seems hot in theory
>but the second my back touches leaves I'm just too itchy and uncomfortable to continue
>still we cuddle and hold hands and go swimming a lot
>hike up a mountain and just lie there together for hours talking shit
>get her number but not much else comes of it since we were both just visiting, me from uni up north, her with her music friends from austin
>ah well
I also love trail running. And I really enjoy fishing. Hate camping for longer than a couple days though because inevitably I start my period at the worst time.
>>5746392
>be college freshman
>only just starting to admit I like girls but still not out
>join biology club because I had a huge crush on the club president
>volunteer for just about anything and am all around pathetic the entire semester
>sign up for club camping trip because figured I could impress her with my outdoors expertise
>never hiked a day in my life but I watched and read a bunch of survivor related shit so that counts right?
>she brings her grad student girlfriend I never knew about
>distraught but overhear them arguing in their tent the first night so maybe I can still impress her and then they'll break up
>wander a bit off nature path hike next day to maybe find something interesting for her
>push through some shrubs and walk straight off a small cliff
>break leg and she has to drive me back down the mountain to the nearest town
I don't go hiking anymore, lesgen
Remembering the early days of lesgen and the lesbo who got with two different girls on a camping trip in one night.
I've always wanted to go biking or something on a trail with some friends or maybe my girlfriend, but I've never really had the chance, especially since I'm not usually an outdoorsy person. Plus I was never taught how to ride a bike, so that'd probably be an issue while biking.
>>5746392
The first time I kissed a girl was in a tent on a church camping trip in Montana. 10/10 would hike and dyke again
>>5746470
I'm sorry but this is awful. Even though I'm not you I feel awkward.
We should have a lesgen meetup? Whaddya say girls?
>>Be summer time, be 14ish at the time, with best friend who was like 16
>>Go for a walk at the road down to the shore near my house
>>Thought we could go stargazing
>>Sitting on a cliff watching the stars just talking
>>"Anon, close your eyes for a sec."
>>"Okay?"
>>*Closed my eyes*
>>Nothing is happening
>>Open eyes and she's leaning in for a kiss
>>W-what
>>She opens her eyes
>>Her face looks paniced for a second and then she just lightly hit my head and says there was a mosquito near me
>>On our way home it started to rain
>>She's scared of the dark so we're holding hands
>>She tells me to wait for a sec and we stop under some trees completely blocking the rain against the tar road leaving us in a dry spot
>>She asks to stay there till the rain stops even though house isn't that far and she was sleeping over
>>We sit down holding hands until it stopped
>>FF and we're in our early twenties and got we eventually got together
>>To this day she won't admit she tried to kiss me that day, yet she tried to later that summer
>>Mfw all those wasted years we could've spent fucking since we both liked each other.
It's funny because shes the submissive and older one.
A boy tried to kiss me last time I went hiking
>>5746849
>>5746827
I'd be up for it in theory, but I've been in and out of Lesgen since the creation of /lgbt/ and we've never NOT had posters scattered to the far corners of the country/globe. There was one time there were like 5 people all from Texas in here though, which was pretty cool.
First for trannies should be put in concentration camps for trying to invade womens' spaces.
>>5746845
She's only 3 years older then me.
>>5746764
Oh, I agree that I was completely awful and more than slightly manic back then. Literally the worst version of me. But I can look back and only wince a little bit now.
>>5746854
I'd be down for a lesgen meet up in texas. Since I'm also a texasdyke.
>>5746833
This is just like one of my Japanese animes.
>>5746874
That's all we need.
>>5746880
Don't be silly, fellow lesbian. We should meet
*hehehehehehe*
>>5746854
I still have this lesgen map saved. East coast meetup please, Texas is too hot. My Yankee blood can't take it.
https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1127337
>>5746887
Reminder that Texas is roughly the size of France. It would probably still be a plane situation.
>>5746392
my partner and I love to go on hikes through nature, I wander around finding stuff that I think is cute or neat to show her and she takes pictures cus she's really good with photography
>>5746827
that sounds horrible, do you really want to meet any of the autistic weeb pedophile posters?
>>5746849
did you have your bear-mace?
>>5746902
>that lonely lesbian in tasmania
>>5746857
Stop obsessing about trannies and trying to bait them to shitpost.
Fuck off back to /pol/.
>>5746902
Oh hey, nice. I just added myself.
Noooooooot a lot of California anons, huh.
Why not have a lesgen hike meetup.
>>5746887
Seriously, will you guys all stop being in fucking Texas already? Get up here to the snowy midwest and warm me. I don't wanna go down there to press our sticky bodies together in the sweltering 105F dry-assed heat until a rattler bites us both in our sleep.
>>5746904
Fair. It's a bus situation at most. I'd drive about 3 hours and no more to meet other dykes.
>>5746911
There aren't many gay people in general in California, I've heard
>>5746902
>still on there
>still only one other person within a 2-state radius
>>5746912
>hey fellow lesbians, let's meet up as people who have never met face to face and walk far into the wilderness where there's nobody else around
>you can surely trust these definitely-real-lesbians who are definitely actual women you met on a taiwanese energy drink bottling forum
>>5746927
I thought San Francisco is loaded with gays. Or mostly gay guys?
>>5746905
Honestly, the autistic ones don't have the courage to leave the house to meet other women.
>>5746927
?
You've heard wrong, friendo. I'm just too autistic to meet them and also they're all fucking special gender snowflakes.
>>5746938
If we were to meet in texas I'd wanna meet at one of the springs or on the coast. Somewhere swimming cause I love swimming and the thought of wearing bathing suits scares off most fatties and trannies.
>>5746938
Well thats why you bring pepper spray!! :O
>>5746940
>responding to a namefag
Pls
Also, there are a lot of gay dudes in San Francisco. I didnt see that many dykes tho
>>5746902
Just added myself
>no br lesbian
what the fuck man, do we infest every single thread except for /lgbt/?
>>5746948
Ahh.
Well, it's okay out here. If you live in a shit place for legbutts this is probably better. I get the occasional double-take but, in general, nobody bats an eye at gays out here.
Also, why the fuck are you namefagging?
>>5746953
>complaining about namefagging in a general
http://hownew.ru/home/about.php
>>5746909
Anon pls. I'm just sharing an honest opinion about why trannies deserve the ire of civilized society. Why do you want to silence women and lesbians on the internet?
>>5746963
How new are YOU? This isn't trannygen, lesgen does not hold with this kind of faggot-ass attention whoring.
>>5746974
>>5746902
>there's someone relatively close to you
>probably doesn't even post here anymore
What are the odds of someone living in the hellhole that is New Jersey?
>>5746963
>newnamefagwhorecallsothersnewfag.exe
that's my job
>>5746974
People complaining about namefags has always been more annoying than 90% of actual namefags. It's fine.
>>5746991
Namefagging was common before project chanology and the influx of le ebin rebbit memers
>>5746993
To you, maybe. It's a necessary part of the lesgen immune system to keep attention whores out.
>>5746952
bear-mace
>>5746995
Yeah, back when we used the chats more people would namefag all the time. The only one who got a lot of shit for it was Adori, and now that she's gone the way of the bisluts it's hard to feel sympathy for her.
>>5746974
Yeah namefags are just too easy to focus all your impotent frustrated rage and insecurity on like how people would always REEE over adori and whine that she didn't deserve girls as much as them
>>5747013
I just want some other lesbian on the planet to know I exist
>>5746969
>>5746952
Are these common on where you guys come from? I've never met a single person who owns one. They're something I only see in movies or with pollicemen.
I wish I had one.
>>5747034
I carry one with me everywhere. You a yuropoor? It's considered one of the least weapony weapons here in murka.
>>5747034
I've carried a can of mace in my purse for years. My best friend also started carrying the kind you can wear as a keychain when she got a night job in the city. The stuff's not hard to get ahold of here (though admittedly I got my first can through my cop uncle).
>>5746995
Not so much here or outside of things where it's necessary. If you're posting a story where identity is important, dumping a comic on /co/, posting results on /fit/, shit like that.
Overall it's hated on 4chan outside of /soc/. Every board ever has shitted on them for the longest, it's not new, it's been that way since mid 2000s at the very least.
And on lesgen namefags are usually trannies or bi slut attention whores so we shit on them. Even when tinychat was in use, and I used that myself, it was still shit on to tripfag cause fuck if wanna identify like that just go on tc instad. If you wanna meet girls exchange emails/skype, but otherwise it's best to just not be an attention whore on 4chan. There's no need for it. At all in any way and you're retarded as hell to do so.
>>5747031
But I know you exist anon. And I love you.
>>5747034
Just look online, they even have qt little key-chain ones though you probably want something more serious if something actually happens.
>>5747043
Yeah even tasers and bean-bags and other "non-lethal" stuff can kill while probably the biggest risk with mace is just them hurting themselves while in blind pain.
>>5747047
Yeah, I bought mine for eight dollars at the mall.
I once forgot it was in my pocket and tried to walk into a courthouse, lel.
>>5747057
Perf? Like the perfect dommey beautiful kind anon we were fawning over a thread or two ago?
You never said if you'd like a girl like me. I sobbed myself to sleep.
>>5747060
>>5747047
I've never carried pepper spray before. I usually do the key in between the knuckle thing but I'm pretty forgetful about it. My mom carries a fuck long pair of scissors. Carrying any sort of weapon type thing stresses me as much as possibly being attacked though so I don't know. I feel like I would be more likely spray or stab myself than an attacker.
>>5747074
I got overwhelmed with questions and went to bed, I'm sorry Anon I had work early the next day and by the time I got home from work, the thread had been deleted. My sincerest apologizes.
>>5747083
yeah I don't like weapons, my partner honestly kinda worries that if I were attacked and couldn't get away I might not really try hard enough to defend myself if it meant hurting people
>>5747102
It's okay. I couldn't stay mad at you mama perf. I knew you couldn't have meant it with malice.
>>5747151
I normally carry a pocket knife on me which comes in handy alot. But these would be handy to keep in your coat pocket or back pocket. They're cheap and you could get each other a matching set.
>>5747057
:3
>>5747198
we have some little metal things someplace and my partner has a telescoping baton but her concern is more that I wouldn't use a weapon or at least not aggressively enough to be effective
>>5747320
Don't know why, but I'm just imagining a girl trust falling into her kiddnappers arms, rolling her eyes while mockingly protesting against it while her gf is hysterically crying and she starts beating him with a batton while the girl just lay there on the pavement saying "stawp it, somebody halp." As her gf is beating the man to death at this point crying hysterically.
>>5747373
lol, well I wouldn't act like that but she can be a bit overly protective
she also got a big american akita to protect me
So self-defense? I live in a city with relatively low violent crime/rape (but a lot of burglary and property damage), but I'm still gonna buy a cheap knife because times are getting tough. You're more threatened by a knife point than a gunpoint.
>>5747437
Knives are significantly less lethal than guns. Ones that you can legally carry, anyway. If it's for your home, I would get a gun.
>>5747446
Don't trust myself with a gun, too clumsy. I'm just gonna live in a gated community with a guard dog.
>>5747437
>be female
>buy knife to defend self
>7 feet nignog approaches to you and says "yo witey bitch gimme all ya money bitch" while pointing at you with a knife
>draw knife into the battle
>nignog throws a punch
>fall unconscious
>get raped and mugged
>>5747460
Must suck to live in a place with 7ft niggers punching people in the middle of the day on a busy street.
>>5747469
You don't even need to defend yourself if you're walking in a busy street at day, faggot.
Post more okcupid trainwrecks. I'm a masochist.
>>5747475
Why do you care if I have a knife in my pocket, fuccboi? You white guys are the ones that heckle me at night anyways. I heard you dudes love it when girls falsely scream rape. Gonna bump into one of you fuckers on purpose just to stab ya.
>>5747437
>You're more threatened by a knife point than a gunpoint.
speak for yourself. I can't imagine a single situation where I'd feel more fear when staring down a blade than a gun.
>>5747460
but you're twice as likely to be assaulted by a white person, and most of the white guys I see are almost as scrawny as me
>>5747495
Disarming a person with a gun is much easier than disarming a person with a knife. If the gun is pointed directly at you it's even easier to survive because you just need to point the barrel away from you. Knives come in all styles and people holding them, so no matter how well you know disarming techniques you're going to sustain lacerations and even worse injuries if you aren't an expert martial artist.
>>5747526
It's infinitely easier to disable an assailant by shooting them than it is by stabbing or slashing
>>5747437
Get a gun for your house, if you're scared of them have someone show you how to use them until you're comfortable. I have a few guns in my house but I've grown up using them. If possible, keep a pistol in your nightstand. Take some self defence classes, they're fun. And martial arts are a fantastic work out.
My rule is if a stranger enters my house unannounced they're fair game.
>>5747539
That's saying you have a gun and they have a knife. We're talking about you being unarmed and having them either armed with a gun or a knife. Don't be one of those youtube-tier comments.
>>5747526
>implying I'd fight instead of flight
I'm actually a pretty good runner and I feel like I can outrun a knife better than a bullet.
>>5747567
Don't be a pussy now, anon. You're telling me you aren't going to stand up and defend your girlfriend's honor? What if he calls her a nerd?
>>5747557
You're mostly fucked in that situation regardless of whether they have a gun or a knife. Even still, it's much easier to get a knife away from someone without fatal injury
>>5747567
talk for yourself, lady
Not >>5747526
But this is what my friend who does karate and jujitsu said. Half the time they don't actually want to shoot you, it's a bluff to scare you or if they do, they most likely want the satisfaction of keeping you alive to kidnap you and kill you how they see fit later.
>>5747577
I already told you that isn't happening but you really want a gun.
>>5747588
What isn't happening?
>>5747600
That you aren't wrestling a knife away from somebody without getting slashed to ribbons.
>>5747612
It only takes one bullet of a caliber with any real stopping power to put somebody down with no chance of them getting back up
>>5747621
The bullet must hit a vital organ or your brain to do debilitating damage. The knife must slice an artery or make enough small cuts for you to start bleeding out. Just remember don't raise your arms if you try to take the knife away.
>>5747633
If the bullet hits anything the knife would have, it will do more damage. The difference is that the force from a bullet is enough to knock a fairly large man off his feet, especially at close range.
>>5747576
Imma call him a fatass and run. Fatties can't run so I win.
That's actually how I dealt with bullying once
>fat girl being a cunt to me in high school
>out in the courtyard just calling me a dyke, saying she can fight me, yadda yadda
>if I fight and win it'll just be cause I'm some manly dyke
>if I lose I gotta have this fatty over me
>she throws a slap and I dodge it
>repeats of me dodging till I realize there's a lot of space here
>and she's getting tired just following me trying to slap me
>crowd has formed
>hmmm
>she's calling me afraid to fight her
>lol you know what if your fatass can catch me you can fight me
>quick push her out of the way and run not even 50 ft down the courtyard
>just looking at her and shout "WELL FATTY COME RUN"
>people laughing
>she tries fat jogging not even 10 feet maybe and gets mad
>people start playing tag the fatty where they tap her and just run off
>fight bullying with more bullying children
>>5747641
I'm not saying one is more dangerous than the other, you're missing the point. Just learn disarming techniques and you won't be so afraid of guns.
>>5747658
It sounds like she had a crush on you
>not shooting yourself with smaller caliber bullets to build up an immunity to all bullets
You girls are fucked tbqh
>>5747685
fatty pls
>>5747709
>not liking chubby qts
>>5747709
>>5747718
It's okay, anon. You can have a crush on me, as long as you aren't really fat
>>5747678
Nah I think she was just jelly. My first year in high school a bunch of beta emo dudes got crushes on me that once had crushes on her first. Plus she got fat. I lost weight with sports and late blooming and all that.
But maybe I remember first getting to know her she kissed me. It was more a straight girl kissing another girl to be cool with beta dudes thing but whatever.
>thought "oh hey maybe I'm straight since I was just disgusted by that"
>"oh damn nope she was just such a terrible bitch nvm"
>>5747685
it was my most amazing moment in hs. For the most part I just tried staying out of the way and shut up and took a lot of bullying. Looking back I wish I'd been more of a confident cunt. I mean I was much better looking than I thought, I did sports, I had friends that would have backed me up if I sought it, obviously anyone bullying me was just a jealous girl or dude pissy I turned him down. It took me too long to get over my insecurities.
One other time I was good about standing up
>dad drives an embarrassing looking work truck to drop me off everyday at school
>don't really mind cause love my dad
>some dude keeps giving me shit about the truck, also cause I smell like cigarette smoke from dad smoking in the morning drive
>"at least my dad is around and loves me enough to drop me off to school unlike your dad"
>even the teacher starts laughing at that
>>5747762
I wanted a girlfriend in high school that I could just be like, "screw those idiots, we have each other" with, but 2008 was a very different time for gay people
>>5747857
Ain't that the truth. We had plenty of trendy bisexuals, but not snowflakes fuck-everywhere like today.
>>5747691
Wow thanks my girlfriend just tried this and is now dying in the hospital, asshole.
>>5747890
I've found that my degree of sexual attraction decreases with each qualifier a girl(?) adds to her sexuality/sex. I'm biased against anybody claiming to be bisexual. It might make me a bad person, but nah
>>5747857
Wasn't that like the golden age of yuri? Or was it 2005...
>>5747857
Yeah it was a lot of bisluts. The one girl I seriously dated graduated years before me leaving me sad and alone and uncool. I knew of one other alpha kind of dyke that'd just tear through the bisluts, we knew each other as one of the 2 actual lesbians in our grade and she'd hit on me but I was just too intimidated by her.
Had a best gay guy friend though. That helped.
>>5747921
If you mean /u/, I'm not sure. I only went on /b/ for years until 2012 or around there. I basically lived vicariously through TV relationships for those years, so I wish I had known about /u/
>>5747929
My best friend was a straight guy, who was the only person that knew I was a lesbian. He basically fucked everything he possibly could, so I didn't really have to worry about him catching fee fees
>>5747921
2004-2006 and 2009.
>>5747992
Is that you grandma?
>>5747762
did your dad drop you off in a really old white truck that was kind of rusty?
>>5747893
She probably started too strong. Not my fault.
Any /k/ cuties? I want a girlfriend ready to fight and die for freedom.
>>5748083
I'm extremely pro gun, but I'm not a lolbertarian or an ayncrap (or a libtard/conservashit)
>>5748019
Nope. Red and white and work related decor everywhere including giant logo made of wood on top of the hood and similar on the back.
It honestly never embarrassed me. My dad is such a good man and has always been there for me. I still think it's cool that he owns his own small business doing something he enjoys.
>>5747966
I like straight guy friends that get a lot of pussy. They're much better about taking rejection, they don't catch feelings over basic shit, since they know how to have sex on their own they're not those betafags asking you how to eat pussy all the time.
>every other post on autostraddle is about trans lesbians now
I'm finally done. I only read for updates on which shows have lesbians kissing and goofy sex toy reviews, but I can't anymore.
>>5748104
I didn't know what that was, but I'm glad I googled it because now I had no idea there was this much shit to watch with lesbians in it.
>>5748083
carry my .38 everywhere and bring my glock 40 when i go innawoods because its fuckhuge and i like it.
>>5748170
Would you fuck me in those woods? Not with the gun. But you could like fire into the air during whenever you're feeling patriotic.
>>5748015
Why grandma?
>>5748213
could i hold it against your head and threaten you with violence if you didnt do as i told you? id even load 3 for the 2 empty chambers for safety if it made you feel better.
>>5748104
I gave up when they had that thread dedicated to 'bisexual women partnered with men' and the tag line "we see you!!" I think it gave me cancer. It seems all the lesbian outlets aren't for lesbians anymore. Now they have to be "inclusive" and that means pandering to trannies and straight women.
>>5748226
Pls rape me this is my fetish.
>>5748226
>Rent out an old fire lookout tower for a week.
>take gf to it for one year anniversary.
>spend nights snuggling, cuddling, and making out.
>star gaze
>fish some days
>hike some days
>drive the fire roads other days
We've been repeating the trip but to different fire towers and former forest ranger cabins every year since. I have an old 4Runner we use for driving the fire roads. Some cabins and fire towers we have to hike a few miles to get to them. Some have good 4WD roads to them, others don't. We have yet to meet anybody but forest rangers back at these cabins. Some are quite remote. I'd recommend staying out of hunting season if possible.
i'm a gay man, and i strongly approve of this thread and OP's pic.
>>5748382
pls go
>>5748382
nobody gives a shit
Anyone here in an open relationship? Please tell me how your relationship is working out.
>>5748434
where do you think we are, faggot?
mean is what we do
>>5748441
I'm not the dude, and that was uncalled for, really.
>>5748461
I don't give a shit. Go take a prozac if you're so fucking broken up about it.
>>5748504
I don't look like Hulk Hogan in a dress, though
>>5748504
What do I hate the most, mind reader?
>>5748512
Sure.
>>5748519
N-no you
>>5748512
That sounds pretty funny desu
I'm imagining him singing a sad weepy ballad in a sequinned number
>>5746833
dubs for never happened
>>5748529
It's how I imagine a lot of posters on this board. I may be a bit transphobic, but the thought of actually finding a girl to date, and then finding out she has a penis bothers me a lot.
>>5746435
The first time I've ever done something sexual was innawoods.
O well
>>5748557
You and me both, sister.
It's not transphobic to not want to suck dick as a lesbian and don't you dare let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>5748677
This is why I love 4chan. Anywhere else, I would be shunned for not being accepting. I just really DO NOT LIKE PENIS
>>5748694
Yeah, it's fucking bullshit and rapey as fuck if we're being real about it. They act like trannies are entitled to have sex with us to reaffirm their identities or whatever, our wants and wishes be damned.
Honestly? I'd be 100% fine with trans people and the trans community if they didn't pull that bullshit. Trans people are fine, but my sexual orientation and sexual preferences and boundaries are not up for debate.
>>5748723
bigot
>>5748734
Rapist
>>5748752
only if you want me to be bb
>>5748759
>>5748723
To be honest I wouldn't date/sex a tranny even if they were a respectable community and people. I want (real) vagina in my girls.
>>5748723
>trans people are demanding lesbians have sex with them
this meme has gone too far
>>5748779
Reality is not a meme :^)
>>5748779
It's true, though.
>>5748775
What, you don't want to eat out an orchi(sp)?
>>5748784
transbians are cringe-worthy aspies and can all die for all I care but don't group straight trannies in with those spastics.
>>5748804
Wait, what does a straight tranny go after?
>>5748804
Yeah I actually feel the same, straight trannies are allowed to live but transbians must be genocided ASAP.
>>5748805
nobody usually
>>5748805
Fr3e Steam gifts.
>>5748788
>>5748787
Link it anywhere. You're full of shit, that's just paranoid hatemongering. Don't be so irrational. If you want to get skeezed out by people demanding sex from you, you're better served directing it wholly towards straight men than a bunch of sex-anxious self-haters.
>hurr durr ur a tranny
Nope. I'm just not going to join in your circlejerk. Fuck off, retard.
>>5748855
You know how I know you're not a lesbian?
>>5748856
Gee, anon, is your wild confirmation bias and paranoid delusions? You'd never actually know one way or another, but I disagree with your stupid panic so I must be part of the out-group, right? Flawless logic. Real grade-A /pol/-style paint-huffing.
>>5748859
Somebody's upset. Take your estrogen, hon. You're not you when you skip pills.
>>5748859
I agree with you anon, they will think it's some samefagging, but i'm lesb too and these bitches are going crazy paranoid about trannys for 0 reasons.
Is it really too much for you people to talk about lesbians? Every thread it devolves into tranny bashing for a bit. I wouldn't ever have to hear about trannies, and girlcocks, and pansexuals, and all this other stupid crap I don't care about if you'd just stop acting so oppressed by life all the fucking time. I hate you people far more than the boogeymen you're always dragging out because you're such blind hypocrites. It's fucking annoying.
THIS IS LESBIAN GENERAL.
TALK ABOUT LESBIANS.
>>5748859
Buttblasted tranny going full damage control.
>>5748866
I mean, rapey trannies are an issue in the lesbian community tho. We are talking about lesbian things currently.
>>5748866
>talk about lesbians
Alright, you're right.
Lesbians have been pretty transphobic these last days..
Jk have that gif and chill.
>>5748881
Oh my. That's a good gif. Thank you based anon.
>>5748871
No, they really aren't. First off, all trannies everywhere are something like a percent of a percent of the population. Less than half aren't heterosexual. That's half of a percent of a percent that you'd have to worry about. Even in the tiny population of three percent proportion of lesbians around, generally, that's a drop in the fucking bucket. Then we have to look if there's even any occurrences of transwomen demanding sex from gay women regardless of attraction. Cite even one fucking time, you cock-breathed shrew. Not you heard from someone who knew a woman who thought sometime that it might happen to her, you can't even point out on 4chan -- shitposting capital of this horrible internet, den of lies -- where anyone is saying that shit. Even ironically.
You're not talking about lesbian shit. This isn't a lesbian problem. It's not a community issue. You know what's a community issue? lesbians raping other lesbians. But you don't want to talk about that, because it's gross and it makes everyone uncomfortable and there's no easy solutions, but let's all derail everything so you can talk about fucking trannies some more and say nothing and do nothing and let's make this yet another thread about god damn trannies on /lgbt/ because there's not enough of those, right?
There is one fucking lesbian thread on this whole shitty board and you want to make it about trannies.
Fuck you.
Here's a qt.
>tfw yuri has made you think that every girl is a lesbian
I will surely break down when I get my first dose of reality, but I can't help believing in this delusion.
>>5748890
The goggles will keep you safe in trying times. Removing the goggles could leave you paralyzed, and never act on your attraction, and you will lose countless opportunities for love, sex, and affection. Don't let them pass by. Don't fall into the traps of femme invisibility, second guessing, and retreating into the closet. Go and flirt, my child, and keep the yuri goggles bolted always over your eyes.
>>5748890
>tfw have the total opposite delusion
>>5748856
>>5748855
What crawled up your artificial hole?
>>5748893
You. Now get the fuck out.
>>5748888
I think you'll find that literally every demographic is necessarily a percent of a percent.
>>5748896
>>5748897
>censored
'fuck wrong wit'you, lad?
>>5748897
I think you'll find you're retarded. For example, straight Chinese men are alone 10% of the world population. And that's one nationality, one gender, one sexuality.
Platitudes don't make a good basis for understanding reality.
>>5748906
This is a Yotsuba B board phamily
>>5748908
If 10% of the world's population are straight chinese men, they are a percentage of a percentage. Every percentage is necessarily a percentage of a percentage. Stop reinforcing stereotypes
>>5748910
>implying
>>5748897
Are you illiterate? How could that be true when 3% of the population is gay women? That's actually more terms, and thus more specific, than "all trannies everywhere."
>>5748913
Oh, good, so you are illiterate. That's wonderful. Protip: look up that phrase. "percent of a percent" really does not mean what you seem to think it means.
>>5748916
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>>5748918
>implying 10% isn't 100% of 10%
>>5748921
>Protip: look up that phrase. "percent of a percent" really does not mean what you seem to think it means.
>>5748925
>improperly greentexting
p. Cute desu senpai
>>5748928
>Protip: look up that phrase. "percent of a percent" really does not mean what you seem to think it means.
Fuck I'm so lost in this trannyshit conversation just post more hot lesbian porn.
>>5748931
>>5746995
It most certainly was not common. They weren't as constantly shit on (because they weren't as constantly shit) but they were still grossly outnumbered by the mass of anons.
No one even used Reddit during that time.
>>5748935
>>5748936
It depended on the board
>>5748939
>>5748941
I don't see how. For every namefag you would have hundreds, even thousands of anons per. How could you call that common?
>>5748945
>>5748946
It was rampant on /v/ and /tv/
>>5748948
muh proverbial dick
Yuropoors stop shiteposting and go pray towards Mecca.
>>5748957
I'm american though
>>5748959
Why are you posting filthy commies then? You're not deceiving no one.
>>5748962
>muh Europe is communist maymay
Fuck off
>>5748966
Got you, buttblasted yurocommie falseflagger. Now get on your fours and pray.
>>5748970
Go back to /pol/ you moronic fuck. Better yet, explain how any country in Europe is communst.
>mfw one person is ironically shitposting and the other is blowing blood out their eyeballs at it because they're taking it seriously
bruh you gotta learn to assimilate
maybe lurk more or something cuz you are not fitting in here, damn
>>5748974
Damage control won't take you anywhere with me, moorblood.
>>5748979
>implying I've ever taken anything seriously on xchan
>>5748986
It's like you're a researcher trying to study our culture or something. It's like you've got some of the basic concepts down but everything you do is just... slightly wrong.
>>5748986
That haircut sure suits Dawkins well.
>>5746392
Here's a question. Why is it that every lesbian I've met has been really mean and arrogant?
>>5748991
>mfw Dawkins is a Harrison Ford character
>>5748994
Because everyone you meet actually IS better than you.
>>5748995
That was a little more on point. Keep working on it.
>>5749000
>>5749058
>>5749168
kek
>>5746435
You need to get married right now.
>>5749207
I get the same feeling...
>tfw you will be forced to share a changing room with 6 foot tall, 350lb honsters in the near future
>>5749407
You're biracial too?
>>5749439
There's still time, Anon.
>>5749442
Yeah. For whatever reason, I've never been turned on by half black half white girls. I can recognize that they're attractive, but it just doesn't start anything where it matters
>>5749448
Exactly the same here.
that shit is crazy.
Maybe it's because mixed people are rare, and so you start thinking only you and your siblings are mixed so you get sexually repulsed by the trait...
>>5749445
>>5749456
That's what I was thinking, after I read your post. I've never met another mixed person, so idk how common it is.
>tfw finally start officially dating the girl you like on Valentines Day
>tfw she secretly has a cake sent to your house the day of
>tfw every day since has felt wonderful
>tfw first gf
>>5749493
I'd kill for my crush to like me back, you're living the dream.
Congratulation motherfucker.
>>5749207
Im white and when I go to parties my straight female friends all making out a lot and It doesn't even phase me really.
>>5749493
Congradz anon! Cute dog pic btw.
>>5749513
Isn't it rather because they're straight/attention seeking?
>>5749493
>>5749533
>>5749493
wrong image
>>5749556
>>5749563
>>5749579
>>5749532
Exactly.
I'm in love with all of you.
>>5748787
>Why do you think we kicked those sick fucks out to their own general?
LoL
o
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You idiots have no control over who chooses to post in your thread besides inviting trolls with how greedily you gobble bait, why do you think you get gay/straight guy and /pol/ shitposting all day?
>>5750117
Better than tranny unironical shitposting.
>>5750123
Well you invite that just as much with all the tranny baiting.
People(possibly outside trolls) will literally post links in the tranny threads to the tranny baiting here to try to get people to come.
>>5750136
Not our fault trannies get so assmad by the opinions here they feel the need to go autistic to prove us wrong or something.
