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Previous thread: >>5689962
1st for im going to fucking kill myself edition
Pizza fat burning time!
Let's do some laps around the pool then work on our tans!
Finally found a place to rent, I can stop acting insane and upset now, yay.
>>5691326
repost link in new thread?
nevermind i will.
http://collabedit.com/77sfg
nth for tussin
>work on our tans
Darker skin = Ugly
When i did laser i had to cover up outside with a scarf or large hat but when i did so my skin stopped getting tanned since i was covered, and i realized i looked much much better pale.
I want to pass
>>5691377
I live for the summer and sun. I tan easily and have a somewhat dark complexion thanks to the native american blood.
TAN FGT
>>5691365
>work on our tans!
I'm clearly labeled "do not expose to sunlight" tyvm
>>5691380
Study harder then.
>>5691380
Me too.
Wanna form a suicide pact?
>>5691365
>then work on our tans!
skin cancer, no thanks.
>>5691385
That's so unfair. I can't even get a tan. I just get burnt. Luckily there's barely any sun here.
>wonder why nobody has doxxed kayla since she was apparently a well known motocross star
>wonder how hard it could be
>look at the pic she posted as proof
>see the o'neil logo on the arm
>lookup o'neil and monster
>turns out her gear is just "tim ferry replica" gear you can buy online
what a tweest!
>>5691365
>tan
Just be white af like me
>>5691396
plz
>>5691397
N-no, I can't kill myself now when people say I could pass maybe, would be dumb tbhon.
I don't want to jog, or do cardio and shit. Not today. I want to burn off my calories by bouncing up and down on a cock as it thrusts deep into my butte. I want somebody to hold me tight and stare me right in my glazed over eyes as they slide their cock in an out of me. I want them to feel my cock sliding up and down their belly, making a mess of pre-cum all over them.
I want to sweat and pant together, shaking the bed until we can't go any longer. I want to fall asleep in each other's arms, their cum seeping from my ass as their torso is covered in mine.
ayy how would be the best way to get exercise while still trying to gain weight?
>>5691409
>tfw people say you could be cute but you don't believe it
>>5691415
just exercise, and eat more calories than you burn.
>>5691410
>making a mess of pre-cum all over them.
>my gt refuses to make pre-cum
THIS
IS
AN
OUTRAGE
>>5691415
Where did you record this video of Miss Cock?
>>5691404
Fuck off rawr nobody likes you
>>5691415
sheen_exercising.webm
>>5691406
I'll give you one guess as to which one is me and which one is you.
(Hint, I rode at dawn)
>>5691402
I get sunburned the first few times. But then the "sunburn" lasts only a few hours.
>>5691400
You're gonna get breast and rectal and prostate cancer. Why not get the whole set and get a discount?
>burning calories
B-but I need to gain weight.
>>5691410
I wanna do this too
>>5691410
that's fucking gay dude
>>5691422
post selfie
>>5691426
its not THAT hard
>>5691429
pot, meet kettle.
>>5691446
Not if I'm a girl, buddy.
>>5691415
>that vid
Me tbqhon
>>5691406
True mustard race
Is it anxiety if I'm constantly biting and ripping skin from inside my mouth and my lips
>>5691415
/hightest/
>>5691468
nah it's just the molly
>>5691432
No i legit cannot get tanned haha. I have to wear suncream on sunny days.
>>5691452
What do you mean THAT hard? It just won't do it...
How do I make the stupid thing cooperate?
>>5691468
>literally doing this as I read your post
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>5691451
Maybe later
>>5691422
>tfw people say you pass as an ugly girl and could be cute if you did some things
Fug mang
>>5691478
drink lots of liquid
>>5691369
how much r u paying for what n where
>>5691468
yes
>>5691446
>>5691455
Well, it might be a little gay if the one fucking me deep is also a grill.
*record scratch*
Hi Yume, how are you doing? *winks*
>>5691475
What kind of genetics facilitates that oddity?
(If I ever meet you irl I'll try not to cry out that the beacons are lit and then ride my horse to Gondors aid)
>>5691483
Lots of mtfs would look so much better if they just did their eyebrows.
I feel bad for your parents.
Like Elanna's mom. Having to buy ky jelly and summers eve douches for her own grown ass son.
>>5691509
i just made a video that basically has the exact visuals that i experienced while i was candy flipping
also i made this video
please rate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxbJYq7X6Ps
>>5691510
shes probably just a ginger, my grandma is the same way
she doesnt tan, only burns
>>5691518
I would give my mom a serious talking to if she got me ky jelly instead of a half decent lube.
>>5691518
I buy those for her now because she's my wife.
>>5691513
>Tfw only get them done every 2-3 months out of laziness
>Tfw moved out of an area with tons of local eyebrow/nail salons into an area where everyone wants a call beforehand
What a nightmare.
>>5691518
Better than tendies and man diapers like r9k needs.
amirite?
>>5691483
Tfw sometime think I'm cute
Wish I could stay like that
>>5691522
kek
/mtfg/ rescue mission to save this dog when
>>5691513
I have done my eyebrows but I don't want them to be too thin either.
My problems are hair, glasses and losing some weight.
>>5691535
>tfw sometimes think I don't look like a manly man
>>5691545
The ride never ends until death
Can some anons post your pictures? I want to see what people look like who aren't tripfags constantly whoring themselves out for attention.
>>5691518
my mommy buys me race parts and makeup
>>5691540
That's actually interesting. I've never really had to deal with it. I just get a few shades darker and my hair does that color change thing.
I spend a lot of time outside. Even during the winter.
>>5691554
Want a suicidal pre-everything who lurks here to remind himself that he can never be cute?
>>5691559
yes ma'am
>>5691554
i look like :-)
hey guys i'm making a very funny funny picture right now in gimp haha
want me to post it when i'm done making it for many funny laughs?
>>5691568
anon, i-i...
>>5691563
Just fuck my shit up senpai.
*paaarp*
hi
>>5691557
Well literally no one goes here outside except to buy stuff or just walk at a park. The weather is either extremely sunny but super windy [rare] or gloomy and dark. [common]
>>5691569
sure anon =]
>>5691518
My parents are weirder than me tbdesu except I have then beat in the "Wanting to be a girl" category. They always had their lube out sitting in their night stand 24/7 and talked about how often they fucked. Plus my mom used to have a pic of my stepdad's dick as her phone bg on one of those old flip phones.
who was that
>>5691567
idk about the other anon but I have absolutely no concern
>>5691569
ft. miss cock?
Ok, ok. I'm ready to admit that I'm a little sissy slut shemale and I need a mommy to turn me into the little girl.
>>5691471
I love that meme
WHO WAS THAT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5691582
That's it.
You piqued my curiosity anon.
Where on gods green, grey, white and blue earth do you live?
>tfw stuck at work or another 5 hours
Slow as fuck and I just want to nap.
>>5691599
i just ordered more
im so tired of everything, i just want to disappear for a while.
>tfw no tranny friend to street fight
I'm bored
What should I play?
http://strawpoll.me/6766284
Pre-everything anons, which trips do you admire the most?
>>5691610
lets go ultra rn
>tfw you'll never have anyone to sing IRA songs with while drinking heavily
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANSSSSSSSSS
>>5691616
RE:0 sounds more fun than Mario.
but im pretty sure both are equally bad
>>5691620
>caring about trips
Everyone is Anonymous-sama to me.
>>5691630
Re 0 is not bad for a resident evil game.
Better than 5 and 6
Mario is just another rpg
>>5691585
that's pretty fucked up
>>5691631
>tfw you care about too many trips when you really shouldn't care at all
>>5691620
kayla, she may be strange but she did come a long way imo
>>5691569
>>5691584
pffffft, heheheheheheh.
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff- aaaahahahahah.
okay.
ooookay, so.
hehe.
okay.
atilla the hon.
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff- baaaaahahahahahahahahahah.
>>5691617
Why is that a bad thing?
Hell, just pm me in chat you dingus
>>5691606
ty mommy
>>5691617
take it down before its too late
before you're eaten alive by freckles
>>5691651
u look great potsy
>>5691620
melly desu she loves gnu+lenucks
>no irl trannie pal to go out and have fun with and do eachothers makeup
how do I make a non hon non mtfg trans friend irl?
>>5691658
What happened to POTC?
>>5691663
tumblr
>>5691579
I thought you were going to kill yourself.
>>5691663
Why would anyone want to be friends with a disgusting creature like you? You aren't even human, you failed abortion.
>>5691657
I politely refuse.
What are you listening to mtfg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7MLJ5WTssZk
>>5691663
why not hang out with faye?
>>5691664
idk, I asked my nutritionist how people get fat cause it feels like I'm eating all the time even though I hit about 17-1800cal per day and she said it's cause they eat shitty food
>>5691674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BilPXIt0R2w
>>5691628
>IRA songs
God damn it, this is part of the reason I hate posting here still. You people are nuts.
>I am going to kill the one good looking Brit that supports us so we can get attention for our snow nigger cause.
>>5691663
I would hang out with you, but you seem to think I am a nutjob who sleeps around with everyone I met off the internet despite never sleeping with you ....
I can't decide which type of music I want to listen to on my work out. Maybe EDM, metal, or Classical?
I think maybe metal and then when I come back and work on my computer I will do melodic dupstep or something.
>>5691674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_BCG8Ov1m8
just so we're all SUPER CLEAR here, i thought i'd let you know that i am the best anon in /mtfg/ hands down.
>>5691670
Soon™.
>>5691694
that's not true, but i'm glad you have confidence in yourself
>>5691674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQm8qpexnjo
BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB
>>5691683
so she can lean over ever 5 min and tell me how masculine she is? I would rater eat my own face
>>5691663
meet up and befriend a trip from cali
alternatively move to oregon and be apart of the tranny mecca
wen u succ just right and he coom on ur teetos
mmmmmmm
>>5691663
Stop being mean to so many people.
>>5691694
You have to knock me and my aus friend off the throne first
I'm a vain little shit that can't cope with any of my flaws.
>>5691710
please do
>>5691674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6qpNUHjIC4
Don't kill me.
Well my dad is over so no girly stuff all week
>>5691674
Not gonna shit ya here,
I'm getting my daily dose of conspiracy theory in.
It's good entertainment!
>>5691718
how about i knock you up instead fucc boii
fill your butt with so much girlie cumm that you'll give birth to slimer
>>5691722
SAME
>>5691628
w-why do you hate britain ;-;
>>5691674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQjMsCnpgiw
>>5691738
No thanks
>>5691742
>tfw you'll never have anyone to sing patriot british songs with while drinking heavily
RUUUUUUUUULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>5691714
>inviting kayla to the portland meme team
>>5691748
too late ;-;
>>5691746
who is that boy
>>5691741
>isnt that what you'd do if you hung out with anyone?
no, i would crack jokes, talk about memeorable moments, talk about current stuff in our lives, try to go do something fun like fishing or going to Dave And busters, its like a adult chucke cheese with a full bar.
>>5691714
fucking dont do that please kayla
>>5691674
https://youtu.be/gt-2Ijppbiw
>>5691750
meme team assemble
>tfw too good at video games to pass
>>5691710
you could try to out masculine each other while dressed as girly as possible
>tfw you eat too much and feel like ur gonna die
>>5691674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjvIZJkLvfA
>tfw too good at video memes to pass
>>5691780
Just stick your finger down your throat like me.
im honestly going to hit gem when she gets home for inviting kayla to portland, like, not a joke
this is how domestice abuse happens
>>5691769
meme teme
>>5691762
this
>>5691735
>oi son wots all this makeup shit then
>u wot m8 that aint mine say it to me face i'll hook ye in the gabba
>>5691683
"[I'd hang out with Kayla just long enough] to let her come out of her shell and call her a faggot" - faye
>>5691790
it's not your fault she deserves it
a e s T B H e t i c s
>>5691791
>THA FOK YE SEY'N CUNT?
>>5691790
she deserves it senpai
>>5691663
Stop being so twofaced. you tend to act nice sometimes, then randomly throw an attack at someone random not even evolved in attempt to defend your topic.
>>5691790
how much is a greyhound ticket to portland?
>>5691771
I don't act like I do here in real life.
>>5691773
Like sign up to mud wrestle faye at a bar? That would be fun, out pops the tits, the guys go wild, then our cocks fly out and the whole place goes quiet
>>5691787
see that's what I normally do but my doctors don't want me to do that and keep track of every single detail of my vitals to make sure I'm not lying
>oh anon, it looks like your pulse fluctuated a lot more than recently, have you thrown up in the past day or two?
>no
>okay so then why is your blood pressure inconsistent
>why do you weigh less than last week
>>5691813
more than a blackhound and less than a whitehound :^)
>>5691813
depends from where
>>5691815
prove me wrong them, where in cali do you live? we might be going to AX in july
wanna go out for coffee? i think u probably do
>>5691810
im aware
>>5691790
n-no
>>5691823
what is AX?
>>5691815
something about all of that unnerves and disgusts me greatly
>>5691815
yeah that kind of deal
>tfw you check yourself in the mirror
>>5691823
from san bernardino, ca
>>5691830
anime expo
>>5691830
animeexp
ur not invited to that
u are invited to a wonderful starbucks coffee date, your dime
>>5691813
From LA it's $85-100
>>5691822
>see that's what I normally do but my doctors don't want me to do that and keep track of every single detail of my vitals to make sure I'm not lying
sometimes i switch it up by not eating too
>>5691847
$100 is all it would cost to send kayla to portland? lol
>>5691658
at least you replied to my funny image yume
all i want to do is impress you anyways
>>5691841
>tfw check yourself in the mirror and get a boner
>>5691841
Ah yes, I too often see the crudely drawn ass of a demon when I look in the mirror.
Where exactly do these images come from, anyways? Is this like a Christian coloring book or something?
>>5691866
that's never happened to me,
although I have fapped in front of a mirror before
i am obsessed with MEMES
Finished my bag of donuts, yet I still feel empty.
>>5691851
>don't eat for a day or two
>binge every other day and purge
>don't gain weight
>still feel fat
>have terrible abdominal cramps
>no energy
>almost pass out when doing anything
that's what I'm used to doing and it hasn't really worked for me
it's just eating a normal amount when you're not used to it makes the stomach stretch and is really uncomfortable, not to mention the fact that I have to fight intense nausea after almost every single meal
>>5691871
ancient shitposting
>>5691871
Something like that, yes.
>>5691847
I literally took around trip flight from LAX to Portland for under 140 dollars with all taxes around trip.
I am going for a walk. Don't fight with the autism.
>>5691877
well then you've come to the right place
>>5691889
Eat small portions frequently throughout the day.
>>5691845
>ur not invited to that
ouch, mean, I never went to an expo in my life
>>5691905
I know, it just feels like I'm eating all the time, and my nutritionist's meal plan for me has three meals and two snacks, so I can't really just go small portions all the way or I won't hit the goal
>>5691889
>that's what I'm used to doing and it hasn't really worked for me
That's because it's not how you diet properly or sustainably. Just eat breakfast, dinner, and some low cal snacks during the day. Nuts and vegetables and fruits. Keep it under 1600 every day and under 1200 if you can.
yumes really not that funny and shes got a weird dick :)
>>5691912
how about this
if coffee goes well u can go to AX with us
>>5691897
any problems going through security, boarding w male ID?
>>5691921
okay, sure, where is the expo? and when? do I need tickets?
>>5691920
don't be a bully
>>5691920
f off hailey u disinfo agent
>>5691931
to get in stupid event? yes
>>5691917
>Keep it under 1600 every day and under 1200
I'm trying to gain weight you nigger not lose it
>>5691921
Yume, you wanna go to comic on with me?
>>5691935
when is it so I can see how much the tickets cost
>>5691921
You're making a horrible mistake.
>>5691936
Sheeeit. Well good luck with that.
Wanna trade bodies for a day? I'll plump you up good and you can empty me out.
>>5691932
its not bullying its just a meme
>>5691931
uh yeah its animexpo i think u can just buy tickets at the door, its in LA
we're gonna be driving down to it from portland
>>5691938
uh yeah sure why not
where and when and who's paying?
>>5691942
nice gimpshop
>>5691943
nothing could possibly go wrong on my end
>>5691952
is bullying
>>5691938
in san diego right?
>>5691791
>no school
>put on thigh highs, a bra and some makeup and wrap myself in a blanket on the couch playing vidyas in the dark
>dad bursts through the door home from work early
>stay absolutely still
>walks right past me
>why's it so dark down here anon, are you ok? you look like you have a black eye
>>5691950
ew like a liposuction transfer of fat? that doesn't sound healthy m8
now if u excus me I have to play xylophone with my ribs
>>5691943
I'd go just to see kayla irl
>>5691967
Dads are always assblasted butthurt when their kid is trans.
Anyways I am going for my work out now.
If I don't post on here by tomorrow, I would strongly urge all New Hampshire voters to vote for God-Emperor Trump. It is time we end all this PC bullshit and legalize, full automatic guns, weed, and build a wall.
pls don't convince kayla to move to portland,
we have enough autists.
ty
>>5691984
You're right, but he was that oblivious.
>>5691973
photoshop
>>5691949
I've heard of a reddit trans girl that flies w male id
why don't everyone here meet up at AX and go as anime girls, I will wear a tomato hoodie
>>5691991
maybe her and yume would kill each other
win win
>>5691991
but she will finally fit in and make friends and leave us alone
God, carnival is shit. Everyone is out drinking until they pass out, and everyone hooks up in the most disgusting way possible. And they give you the stink eye if you're not in a costume. Like buying some cheap 10 dollar bodysuit resembles any sort of culture.
Fuck, the only good thing this evening were fries with mayonnaise.
>>5691954
I'm in Portland as well and have been thinking about riving down for that.
>>5692001
>>5692000
>£1000~ for the flights alone
id love to go to america but its not financially viable rn
>>5692008
contact info?
we could car pool or something if ur not a psycho
>>5691991
It is more sjw than autism, but idk I would like to move there one day for a few years. Nothing too long though. I think why I am not attracted to Portland that much is how fucking right wing i am. I maybe socially liberal, but you know I stilol want the muzzies out.
>>5692000
no, I will most likely be living in Phoenix, Seattle, Portland or inawoods by the time AX comes around.
Anyways bye now but this time forsure. I had to find my ear buds.
>>5692014
why not, we could talk to some animators and get our very own mtfg anime made into a real show
>>5692000
>tfw going to anime convention with qt gf as anime girls (well I'll be load galax who is a boy sort of)
>>5692025
Kayla, you would not make it in Seattle. Trust me, I've lived in both there is no way you'll make it in Seattle. You would legit die or just live a very shitty life.
>>5692028
an mtfg anime would be pretty awesome desu
>>5691992
He just wants you to think he doesn't know so that when he rapes you he won't be a suspect.
>>5692000
the hype keeps building
>>5692025
Wanting muslims out is just logical. They don't like the entirety of the lgbt community.
>meeting Kayla irl
I can't think of anything that would disgust me more
>>5692039
I remember going to seattle for work related, last day I visited the boardwalk, drove around and ended up at the space needle. shame I didn't go up the thing
>>5692039
Melly isn't Kayla and Melly brags about how she has been to all those places and more. She stays with her friends and family so if she moves up to any one of those places odds are she will have the support network to make it up there.
So just got back from my endo, decided to keep me off of all t blockers because 4mg of estrogen is enough to keep my levels low, nervous tho, feel like it will creep back up to how it was before and ill lose my progress :/ dont have bloodwork for another 3 months to check either
>>5692054
I seriously can't imagine why anyone would meet up with Kayla
I really hope Gem and Yume are trolling her.
>>5692054
>implying kayla isnt an irl anime in person
>Wanting muslims out is just logical. They don't like the entirety of the lgbt community.
and the fact that they refuse to assimilate into western society at all.
>tfw in less than 2 weeks you'll be living in metro portland on the MAX
aaaaaa soon
>>5692071
hey whoah there buddy that sounds like something a KKK NAZI RACIST BIGOT FASCIST REPUBLICAN CONSERVATIVE NAZI NAZI NAZI would say..... you're not one of them are you?
>>5692071
>and the fact that they refuse to assimilate into western society at all.
This. Many won't even allow their kids to talk to you unless you are of their religion.
>>5692079
Fucking triple nazis
>>5692079
not sure if you're memeing me desu senpai :(
yummy is my girlfriend
>>5692068
when I first got to mtfg kay was complaining about not being able to buy a bra, and I seriously wanted to help, but kayla did the "you have to look good enough otherwise I don't want to be seen with you" attitude
>tfw got an interview about being a database admin today
quick what do I need to know!
>>5692103
NORMALIZE IT
AND THEN NORMALIZE IT AGAIN
>>5692102
Lmao like anyone would want to be seen with him and his disgusting skull dressed like a granny.
