My Mouth Waters, My Mind Goes Blank, I Crave the Pizza, I Want the Pizza Deep Down in My Throat Filling Me Up Edition
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Goodbye Pizza: >>5687973
Omg I want pizza
My bf is going to kill me when I suggest we have pizza again. :(
>>5689971
Pizza wants you too
>>5689971
>My bf
Is your bf cute or are you dating a ugly chaser since that was your only option?
>>5689971
Have some broccoli. Don't be fat.
>>5689973
your body will get used to it
you could use restoring shampoos and conditioners, mane n' tail is really good
>>5689976
like early teens, when girls become more sexually interested in boys and mature faster for being emotional and empathetic
*brapppppppppppppt*
teehee
BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB
>>5689989
hi
who was that?
guys I woke up this morning and I have a vagina? I masturbated a few times but now I'm kinda wanting to go back
Does anyone know which God to summon to bring back my WILLY?
>>5689990
>He's cute and successful.
Pics of you two?
>>5689964
If you don't want to confuse people then maybe stop dressing up and pretending that you pass as a boy, because you clearly don't.
>>5690005
Loki.
>>5689992
where did you find me pre-HRT photo
>>5689980
broccoli goes well on a pizza with shrimp and salmon and spinach
>>5690013
I don't believe in the norse gods sorry. I'm already making a tribute to Tengri so I expect to have my girlwilly back within the week
>>5690005
Get th fuck out
>>5690022
I can have Tengri transfer the fanny over to you if you'd like, it says I'm allowed to do that I'm my guidebook.
>>5690009
But my voice is still gross ;-;
>>5690025
If you give me a vagina I'll give you whatever you want
who else /handsome/ here
>>5690028
Will you be my sex kitten?
>>5690033
Me.
>>5690013
Given Lokis propensity for making willies disappear, I'd just assume summon Thor or something.
>>5690034
A N Y T H I N G
How can we finally eliminate the AGP/transdyke cancer plaguing the trans community?
>tfw gf picks up mew give away for me
>tfw we play nothing but pokemon now
>>5689987
fair enough
idk what that has to do with sexual orientation or fingers tho
>>5689982
but oddish my the best pokemon
btw thank you for the recommendation
new 3ds xl is awesome :o
dem 3d pokemon fights
>>5689990
I always eat too much pizza though :(
Must stay away and live amongst the veggies.
>>5690042
well if you had a vag all your life you'd understand
>>5690039
dude u were just replying to me while i was sitting on the toilet
how crazy is that xD??? ur sooo gross dude hahahaaa
>>5690027
You're working on that. In the meantime you'd do well to quit trying to delude yourself into thinking you pass as masculine. The world has spoken, and it thinks your boymode is shit.
>tfw new bf is over at my house for the first time
>tfw had to leave him locked out for 30 minutes while I cleaned up all my spilled mone pills and Jeb! turtles
>tfw he's mad when he comes in because he had to wait
>tfw he doesn't believe my cover story that i had that hot new death grips beat playing so loud that i didn't know he was there
>probably because he would be able to hear if i was and i obviously wasn't
>i texted him every minute to tell him to wait too and called him three times to tell him to wait fuck why did i say i didn't know
>we sit down, he's finally feeling better
>he said he wanted to come over for netflix and i thought that meant sex but now he's asking me to get netflix on
>i don't have netflix omg
>we sit there on opposite ends of the couch quietly for 10 minutes and i can see he's clearly bored
>i decide to show him something i've been practicing for a month
>i get on the coffee table in front of him on all fours and stick my butt up towards him
>i start letting out my feminine fart styles that i've been practicing
>tfw my panies were wedged up title so the farts were bubbling and tickling my girlballs
>he just gets up and yells what the fuck
>i start crying but i can't stop feminine farting
>my arms go weak and i slip on the table, falling off and hitting my head on the floor
>i blacked out and when i woke up the next morning he wasn't still there
it's not fair
>>5690055
good post
>>5690055
things that never happened (You)
>>5690049
idk just showed my gf the post and she is as confused as I am, quote "does this tranny think vaginas give you some special deeper understanding ?"
>>5690061
dude does that mean we were mean to be?
oddish from here on our were loo gals now and forever
>dad forced me to go back to college
>not ready for it
>im already failing
>skipping today because depression
>if I flunk I have to pay back every dime I owe him
Someone please kill me
Has anyone else had shitty luck buying used cars? I got excited to look at a nice truck that was too good to be true, and it ended up needing $2000 in work.
>>5690006
No he has a wide circle of friends and I'm sure there's at least a few people we know that visit 4chan. I wouldn't want to out myself as trans and let people know he's dating a tranny. His friends/family don't seem like the type that would be very receptive. >_<
It's kinda scary because I feel like if anyone knew I was trans we'd be over just from pressure from his friends/family. :(
>>5690073
Does he play with your penis during sex or did you get SRS?
>>5690061
it's amazing :3
can't stop playing tbqh
>Have tranny gf
>She's a nice tranny
>Have people over
>She jumps on their lap
>Sticks her ass in their faces
What do?
I tried locking her up but she meows. I might have to get rid of her. This behavior is not acceptable.
>creepy guys staring at me on the bus
Plz go
trying some slightly lighter makeup today and overdrawing my lips a bit like edie suggested. idk how big i can make them without looking like an idiot. this took about 40 minutes.
>primer
>foundation
>setting powder
>brows
>undereye color corrector and concealer
>mascara
>lip liner+liquid lipstick
>blush
>finishing spray
my hair is fucked because i ran out of dry shampoo but w/e
I really want to lay on my tummy after getting fucked hard, and have my bf take pictures of my butte holl as it seeps with cum. I want him to post those pictures on Reddit and get upboats for bragging about how I'm his toy and nobody else's.
First I need a bf desu.
>>5690090
-downvotes u-
>>5690084
Why are you dating your cat?
How is your cat trans?
How does she not hit light speed running from strangers?
>>5690053
My boymode isn't that bad though! I think the glasses really do it.
>>5689927
>that's like saying "put a needle in your leg, it'll feel good trust me, just do it till you are used to it"
>not enjoying needle play
:3c
>>5690094
It is a silly cat. But I have no quarrel with it.
why are transgirls so good at shitposting familé?
>>5690079
Neither! It gets left out of sex for the and I plan on getting SRS.
>>5690089
sorry but cover your forehead. your forehead looks really masculine
>>5690102
Because half of them are autistic
>>5690061
>agp thing is a dumb idea
The relevant medical literature tells me that disbelief in AGP is a symptom of AGP. Why should AGP be trusted to alter their own definition? Just typical "I'm IT therefore I'm a super genius" arrogance, and shying away from the not so nice truth of things.
>>5690055
Now this is content!!
>>5690069
I dont even KNOW you
>>5690071
You gotta know cars. My mom peer pressured me into buying my first car. It was bad
>2000 jetta
>she does the test drive
>i dont even get to fucking drive it before i buy it
>Its not a hot day out so we dont eve try to use the a/c
>big surprise: it doesnt work
>transmission has problems and the front axel has a hole in it
>tons of electric problems that are a headache because muh german wiring
>she tells me not to haggle and just offer the sticker price
>i paid 5000 for a car i could have whittled to 2 at the most.
I browse the fuck out of /o/ now and i know what to look for and what things are worth because FUCK that shit
>>5690102
Its in our shitty sugar pills blood
>>5690102
bitterness probably, its why fat people are good at telling jokes
>>5690055
kayla's fanfic of the year
>>5690093
Just become my girl bf you fucking sëxy, you'll get so much karma.
>forgot to take meds before leaving house
>won't be back for 10 hours
FUCK
>>5690118
hey man if i wasnt a fat lazy slob i'd give you gold for this post......
edit: GOLD FOR MYSELF?? THANKS GUYS
edit x2: GOLD AGAIN??? wow guys i just... i cant believe it thank you so much it means so much
edit 3x: FRONT PAGE?????? wow guys................... it really means so much thanks everyone
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>>5690110
Yeah, this pretty much what was wrong with the truck. It seems like almost all used cars dont hace ac.
>she tells me not to haggle
I always haggle, but sometimes fuckers dont budge.
if ur not agp i think ur doing the whole trans thing wrong desu......... o.O?
>>5690095
You get gendered female on soc in your guy glasses, strangers give you funny looks, your dad is giving you shit about hormone levels, and medical technicians with no access to your diagnosis info are asking your gender when they do tests because there's so much conflicting info on your file vs your appearance.
I can't say anything about your girlmode, but it's obvious that your boymode completely sucks. Sorry to burst your bubble.
>>5690135
>Agp is prevalent in cis women
shit AGPs say #827
>>5690147
*record scratch*
Hold on, freeze that frame
*bzbzbzbzbzp*
>>5690130
Please just be my girl bf, I don't care if you farto. PLEASE.
>responding to AGP bait
>>5690130
I dont fucking get reddit. Why do these people need to announce their edits? Who gives a shit if you edited your post? And the whole like...crowdspeak thing...people i know regard reddit as this big important website and it is literally a m'lady stye.
>>5690134
You should always try to haggle.
>>5690150
Wow this is shitposting
>>5690104
Her forehead is fine
>>5690150
I suppose you're wondering how I got in this situation? Well, to tell you that we need to go back to where it all began.
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays*
>>5690138
this desu, why the fuck would you transition if it didnt turn you on
WHO THE HECK
>>5690156
>Who gives a shit if you edited your post?
The people reading the post?
how can I reduce my muscles?
>>5690174
>>5690168
>>5690164
>>5690163
>>5690160
>>5690149
>>5690147
me
>>5690180
hol' up hol' up
so you sayin
wait hol up look man
hol up
*smacks steals*
so you sayin'
we sum finna kinda
hol up
so you sayin im sum kinda gender dysphoria or sum shied???
>>5690187
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na let me axe u a questin
where a nigga sposed to get some A PLUS PUSSY round here???????????????
>>5690187
Shut the fuck up Kyle.
>>5690179
Stop eating cum, slutte.
>>5690194
I'm still pre- and I really have a lot of muscle mass that I'm worried about
LITERALLY all the posts i just made were while i was on the
*record stratch*
*freeze frame*
toilet LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i bet u guys all feel dum now lmfao
edit: grammer
>>5690187
SMACKS LIPS
HOL' UP
HOOOL' UP
SPITS
YU WHITE BOIS THINK YU SMART?
LEMME HOLLA AT YU
LOOK AT DIS MOTHAFUCKIN BLACK HISTORY MONTH
WITHOUT US NIGGAS, YOU WHITE BOIS WOULD BE NUTHIN'
WE WUZ INVENTORS AND SHIT
ALSO CHEK OUT MY NEW RAP ALBUM, WORD GOES TO MY BOY MICHAEL "DINDU NUFFIN" BROWN
SHITS SELF
>>5690196
way way way wait up
na hol up
na na
hol up
wait hol up
so you sayin
hol up
so if im some gender dysphoria and shied
you sayin i dont need to get pussy no mo?
you sayin i can get some finna operating and ill have my own tight pussy
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied you hear dat???
i like this gender disphone home man
i get to touch pussy and boobs all day mane
all free n shiet
>>5690209
WE WUZ SCIENTISTS AND SHIIED
YOU NO HE SMAHT NIGGA JUST LOOK AT HIS BIG ASS HEAD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dv4WImA6eY
do i have a cute girl voice guys?
>>5690149
I'd let blanchard-sempai test my tumescence any day of the week desu.
>>5690155
At least nobody is saying I'm triggering them.
>>5690213
>i get to touch pussy and boobs all day mane
>all free n shiet
This is truly the only valid reason to become a MTF transexual.
>>5690187
shut the H*CK up man
I'm so glad I moved away from all the stupid niggers that were around me.
>>5690218
No sir
>tfw I need to sit beside a smelly nerd to have access to a power outlet, and his feet smell so bad that the scent is wafting out of his shoes and straight up my nostrils
>>5690150
*fart*
>>5690218
na na na na nigga na
we wuz GAWDS NIGGS
GAWDS LIKE YEEZY N SHIED
>>5690224
I miss them for some reason
>>5690227
would he be cute if she showered?
BLACK PEOPLE DAN'T BE TRUTRANS
>>5689962
Ughhhhh Gooooood, I need pizza right now
>>5690227
Tell him to go be a loser somewhere else
>>5690221
he's a crusty old whiteboy, i'd be surprised if he could get it up even
>>5690204
Start taking your titty skittles and they will go away, i don't see the problem
>>5690228
>there are people out there who sincerely believe this crap
>>5690241
"Keep it 300, like the Romans. Who were of African descent and black. Sparta was a black city and the capital of the Roman empire."
~ Ye West, Uno Domini 316
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What did he mean by this? Answer below in full sentences.
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na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
*record scratch*
hol up
lets rewind a bit
*bzpzpzpzpzpz*
be you saying we was good n shit?
na na na na na let me axe u a questin
how we be here
to answer that lets rewind a bit
*bzopzzpzpzpzpzppzpzpzzpp*
it all started in on a rainy night in anicent egypt, cairo..... and what would happen next would change my life forever...
Fucking wow
>>5690241
Don't worry, I'm sure someone out there gets off on girls with gay boi voices trying to be funny on the internet. It's a pretty specific fetish, but there's a lot of people out there, you'll find someone.
>>5690255
awww shieed dog its that trailer on again
AYY YO AYY YO AYY YO AYY YO AYY YO AYY YO AYY YO AYY YO AYY DOG YOU HEAR ME
I SAYIN THAT TRAILER ON AGAIN YO
YA YA THAT DOCUMENTINGARIAN ABOUT EJUPTIONS AND SHIED
MMMMMMMMMMMHM NIGGA, ABOUT HOW THEM WHITEY CAME AND STOLE OUR EMPIRE AND TOOK AWAY US NIGGAS ABILITY TO FLY
HELL YA NIGGA EDUCATE THE SHEEPULL N SHIIIED
What the fri*k is happening in this thread?
>>5690268
I'm drooling over dreams of pizza while unhappily eating chocolate ice cream
>>5690261
Uh i think normally my feet smell fine
But i jog 8 miles to work and i can.imagine then they might be disruptive. No complaints yet tho. And i mean i hate socks and shoes. They really upset me and i am dying to take them off right now. But I'm at work.
Hi friends!
I have a question.
>>5690277
*mic drop*
>>5690277
Let me ask mine first.
What's your favorite dinosaur? O like stegosaurus
>>5690272
>if i wash my feefees and make them smell like flowers before will u kissu them then?
das it mane... uhhhh.....
*paaarp*
>>5690284
Dinosaur bones were planted into the earth by Lucifer in order to undermine the Christian faith.
>>5690272
I'm sorry mi'lady, please no need to call the authorities, twas a misunderstanding.
>>5690288
>lucifer
white man*
i'm not trans i only lurk in these threads because i've fallen in love with yume, she is so amazing
i'm not trans i only lurk in these threads because i've fallen in love with yume, she is so amazing
Who wants to order me a pizza?
Gender therapist said to me, "there is nothing masculine about you". I just about laughed in her face, bitch gets payed to hugbox.
>>5690268
All of the real trans women left so then it became a recruiting thread for the shitposting sissy cult.
>>5690299
thats what happens when you design a society around inclusion and ignorance instead of truth and understanding
>>5690299
I'm sure you look fine honey!
>>5690304
cmon for me at least? when ur in portland ur gonna have to kissu my feefees
its the law
>>5690299
"Gender therapist"? Seriously... What kind of bullshit is that? And you expect anything sane from someone with such a retarded job description?
>>5690298
what are u willing to do 4 me greenskin
>>5690299
they literally pull that line on everyone don't they
>>5690314
I don't think you can comment on anyone's job Mr mental patient.
>>5690317
DELETE THIS
NOW
>>5690315
post your butte yummy
>>5690311
Make me, gaylord
>>5690314
Hey it's a hard job. Do you have any idea how good your poker face needs to be to pull that kind of shit off?
>>5690304
> I don't really like feet desu
LÖL riiiight
>>5690328
that looks like oddish's fetishes
>tfw u fall in love with yume
>>5690324
hol up
*record scratch*
*mic drop*
i have to post MY ASS to get me to BUY YOU a pizza?
what has the world come to........... will you at let me fuck u like shit this is fucked up for real
>>5690325
imma make u
>>5690328
Fuck off rawr you're worse than kayla
>tfw finally got rid of mattress
>>5690328
The fuck is netorare?
>>5690338
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT NTR
>>5690332
all according to plan
/literallyme/
>>5690341
tfw elanna will sensually lick the soles of ur feet and kissu the toes in ur lif time
P O R T L A N D
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>>5690331
hey you are really good at this, how about this one?
>>5690337
>>5690345
SHUT THE FUCCC UPP SLUTTE
POST BUTTE PLEASE I DIE
>>5690346
*squats down and poos*
>>5690346
That smile
>>5690327
Not as good as mine given the shit I'm pulling. Really. Getting three shrinks to back my demands for retirement at 41 with a pension that's higher than what most people make working? That's golden. Not to mention I pretty much dictated my SRS referral letters to them.
But, hey, yeah, being a shrink is a hard, serious job...
haha dramatically increased suicide rates xDDD
>>5690341
Are u German doe? Or are u appropriating my Umlaut?
sup /trannygen/,
cis dyke here,
I just came here to thank you all, because I always had a lot of insecurities about being a girl and all, I thought it was absolute shit, that being a boy was way better, and it turns out it's transwomen that helped me learn what was good about womanhood and all that stuff. It seems like transwomen are attached to their womanhood and know its qualities more than cis women.
So yeah, I hope you do good.
>>5690351
wait a minute... that smile
>>5690356
Reee
>>5690352
>41
Sorry, I didn't realize you were a hon. Conversation over.
>tfw you know you've got a manface but someone calls you 'miss'
>>5690346
Edgar
>>5690356
i wanna fuck you so fucking hard and grab your short slutty fucking dyke hair and make you call out my name and tell me how much of a good little feminine slut you are for me you fucking whore
*mic drop*
>>5690355
I'm Cänadian and I'm not very original ;~;
>>5690357
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>>5690353
lmao xD jus tmy shit up senppai haha
literally me
>>5690364
Elanna I asked ur dad and he said I can marry u
>>5690359
Yes, I am, and mighty proud of it.
>>5690356
Really? Would you mind telling me more about it, anon? How did trans women help you feel better about your womanhood?
>>5690356
>that being a boy was way better,
There's a reason why the number of transwomen is 4x than that of transmen.
Also why the fuck did you want to be a boy?
Do you think facial hair and deep voices is amazing?
>>5690347
>>5690368
*drops mic*
*cocks colt 1911*
>>5690356
>being a boy was way better
The fact that FtMs and dykes exist is fucking insane to me.
>>5690373
>Do you think facial hair and deep voices is amazing?
fucc you i love facial hair and deep voices
i want to be cuddled by a deep voiced stubble bf and told im pretty
FUCC YOU
Jesus Christ, mtfg is full of fetishists and shitposters today. What the fuck happened?
>>5690381
SUCC
fun fact: mtfg is a designated shitting street
>>5690381
its 2016
>>5690381
Yume is making mtfg great again
>>5690371
Can't tell if it's ironical or not
>>5690373
>Also why the fuck did you want to be a boy?
Easier to get V
>Do you think facial hair and deep voices is amazing?
Actually, yeah, absolutely, it's appealing to straight girls, and sounds definitely cool to me.
>>5690377
Same about gay and Mtf to me honestly, never thought a man would ever want to take my place.
>>5690381
idk dude *looks in the mirror* *starts waggling the ol girlwilly*
mmmmm
>>5690364
Oh. And there I thought I found another Kraut on this board who wasn't a cringy twink.
The search continues.
>>5690387
I meant it like someone that's a man externally
>>5690387
No I'm being serious.
>>5690387
>it's appealing to straight girls,
thats why guys with facial hair get the best girls right?
oh wait no its the other way around. The guys who shave everyday in the morning get the best girls.
>>5690381
>want to be a girl
>want to love other girls
>called an AGP fetishist shit
;-;
>>5690377
I just don't get it. I mean, I'm happy they're happy as a male but what the fuck man. Every single time they come out less attractive.
I hate seeing such cute female bodies go to waste while I sit here wallowing in my stinky farts and hating my lanky boybod.
>>5690390
das ist nicht ein gut fühl.....................................
>>5690395
well Europe sure seems like a good place for bearded refugees to get some white pussy
>>5690381
yume wants to drive anyone out not willing to be in her personal dickgirl farm
>>5690398
they always come out stereotypical 90s bro dudes
it's like the ftm equivalent of a hon, except everyone is that
>>5690398
>Every single time they come out less attractive.
That's their goal. They want to be less attractive. Why? Who knows.
>tfw we come out less attractive more than half the time when we have the opposite goal
FUGG :DDD
tfw no slutty submissve tomboy cisgirl who fights with me and has power struggles with me but at the end of the day cuddles up to my chest and lets me pet her like a good girl and begs me to fuck her
:(
>>5690402
i dont want to drive anyone out desu...... o.O
>>5690399
Google translate is a complete shit. I have no idea what you want to communicate to me.
Do any muscular or /fit/ girls post here? I have a thing for amazon women.
>>5690398
me on the right
>>5690398
I find it ironic when you compare media coverage of mtf and ftm and for ftm its almost always either praise or neutral and media attention for mtfs its half praise+neutral and half negative.
Everytime theres news reports about kids who say their trans, the cis-girl that wants to be a boy is always getting far more positive attention than the cis-boy that wants to become a girl.
FFS surgery tomorrow
>it's happening
>>5690412
Can't dissapoint me in that regard desu.
AllHopeIsGone.png
>>5690414
im not using google translate
thats krautchan speak do u not go on kc?
oh ur one of those autistic germans that only speaks hochsdeutsch arent you...........
lmfaooo alter was ist los mit dir das ist nicht so gut nigga wie shitttttttt
>>5690416
Amazon MtFs are called hons you biscuit trucker.
Fortunately, we have many in stock.
>>5690394
It's thanks to the way they/you describe what being a (cis) female is like, like having hips or making babies, etc, I've never seen it as something as good as having a penis and being male, I never heard anything good around me about being female, my mother said she'd have liked being male because she had opportunities she missed, my father was super misogynistic also, anything around me always pointed to the fact that being born female = pure shit
>>5690420
How much is it setting you back?
>>5690407
it's a fucking shame because pre-transition ftms are usually my exact taste in women
like holy shit i want to wrap my legs around the left and have them nip and kiss my neck and whisper lewd things in my ear
>>5690427
thats feminism for ya
>>5690427
>bio-males as sexually charged predators.
yeah but referring to transkids who are too young to have learned sex shit anyway.
Media to ftm kid: OMG you want to be a boy!!! your sooooo brave and adorable!!
Media to mtf kid: OMG YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL? are you a fucking sissy? wtf is wrong with your parents?
>>5690433
so basically you're attracted to metrosexual twinks? :^)
>>5690409
>tfw no slutty submissve tomboy cisgirl who fights with me and has power struggles with me but at the end of the day cuddles up to my chest and lets me pet her like a good girl and begs me to fuck her
perfect taste tee bee honest. shame that means we're incompatible.
>>5690433
But that guy looks 300% better post transition?!? Like the picture on the left looks like a fucking 13 year old boy.
honest truth nobody wants 2 admit
the reason theres more mtfs than ftms is because no1 thinks a pair of boxers with no bulge is sexy on the flipside.... well..........
>>5690440
im bi
>>5690439
yes but that's beside the point baka
>>5690435
This tbdedu. Mtfs of all ages are treated like shit because being male is seen as more desirable
>>5690435
Doesn't matter. Biological men are evil. CIS men and transgirls are evil as a result. Transmen are fighting the patriarchy and are pure benevolent forces.
>>5690420
>Not using the cash in case of personal emergency like getting kicked out of house/losing job/bf/ etc etc or going to suicide but want one nice cheap vacation before doing so
as they say in the UK,
ffs
What are some insurances in America that cover mtf surgeries? I'm thinking of getting health insurance
>>5690445
>im bi
please don't leave
>>5690433
>lewd things
You're an autistic pedo that's done fucked up his brain by watching too much anime and hentai.
Not even once...
The only type of anime I'm down with is smug face anime other than that I consider anime/hentai to be haram.
>>5690420
Please post when the realization you're still an ugly man and FFS didn't help much sets in, I like seeing people fall apart.
>>5690452
didn't seem that way when the most nonjudgemental grandmother ever talked about her suicide hotline triggering all the ftms in the group
>>5690445
>on the flipside.... well..........
on the flipside anything with a bulge is SEXY
>>5690459
FUKK OFF
>tfw no qt transguy/cisgirl tomboy fuckbuddy
;_; i want someone to have a power struggle with but at the end of the day dominate like a little slut, or maybe she can be a crazy powerbottom and still fight me even during sex, my 1st cisgf was kinda like that
>>5690456
oregon medicaid covers SRS and HRT
>>5690457
y would i leave
>>5690472
>y would i leave
you said bi bi
>>5690424
No, I don't know what Krautchan is. Therefore I'm an autist. Okeeeeeey darling.
Also nearly every German only speaks Hochdeutsch. Dunno what you're on about.
>>5690428
Oh. I'm sorry that you had to deal with an environment like that, anon. Being male definitely has its advantages in this world, but being female does too - just different ones.
Unfortunately, men are usually really carnal, so a non-significant part of how they value women is based on their appearance, and this creates kind of a beauty culture for women.
But that can be used, I suppose.
Either way, I'm glad that you've learned to accept yourself more and that you feel happier about your body!
>>5690469
English please?
>>5690472
does it cover ffs too? That's mostly what I'm looking for since that'll be my first surgery
>tfw I was a cute twink
>tfw I got older
>tfw I decided to not transition
>tfw everything keep going bad in life
>>5690479
>Also nearly every German only speaks Hochdeutsch
not in everyday speech lol.................................. u must live in berlin right???? and all krauts are autistic u no exception chump : ^ )
>>5690478
i am a proud bisexual transwoman >:(
>>5690470
ye
when u see a nice panty bulge u think mmm i wanna protect and kissu that bulge
when u see a boxer with no bulge u think wowie zowie sure look like hes got a small willy LOL
>>5690484
i dont think a single surgery in the states covers FFS, not even any european countries do afaik
>>5690472
>;_; i want someone to have a power struggle with but at the end of the day dominate like a little slut, or maybe she can be a crazy powerbottom and still fight me even during sex, my 1st cisgf was kinda like that
>tfw wannabe tomboy who is stuck in 6'3" perma hon mode
when i get cute im gonna find you and you better be ready to put me in my place
>>5690485
game over, you'll never get better
>>5690484
You're not going to find anything that covers cosmetic surgery. Some do SRS only because they don't want more instances of DIY genital mutilation.
>>5690492
>wowie zowie sure look like hes got a small willy LOL
i said these exact words to my last bf lmao did you record me????
>>5690493
i dont mean to be rude but did u miss the part where i said cis..............
i'll still happily oblige tho
hey, I had pizza earlier.
>>5690503
oh my god Soapie I haven't seen you in forever
>>5690501
yeah i heard you but i also know you crave the SUCC
