Where do you want to travel to? Have you ever hitchhiked across your country or to another city?
Old Thread: >>5602015
First for I want to travel to a cabin in northern canada and just get fucked
>tfw senpai won't get a fiancé so that sp can be the cub of honor and jupp can be the best bear
>tfw senpai, his fiance and sp and jupp will never go on a non lewd double date
;_;
>>5603936
>Have you ever hitchhiked
no
Follow up, would/have you ever picked up a hitchhiker?
>>5603952
>non lewd
lame
>>5603952
double dates are awful though
unless the purpose is to fall in love with each other and therefore swap sex partners often
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T0utQ-XWGY
>>5603936
That guy looks like an average Aussie more or less.
>>5603976
t. Giant Aussie spider trying to get people to visit
>>5603936
Hitchhiking is illegal in my state.
>>5603943
why not make beautiful romantic love instead
There is a game I play
>>5603985
That's nice too. But there has to be at least one day where I just get drilled into another dimension.
>>5603980
kek
>Have you ever hitchhiked across your country or to another city?
hitchhiked a lot when i was younger if i was stranded after a rave or party or summin
idk how i would feel about hitchhiking as a 20yo probably just be awkward
This guy is like a total bro. No mention of sex at all for buying me soup and ice cream. Grindr still has people I'd befriend on it!
>>5604026
He's just saving the dick up
>>5604034
Possibly. I'll have to turn him down today. Hangover sex is no good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p0tYGNw-s0
very interesting!!
did gg really die since the holidays familia?
>>5604039
I'm always super horny when I'm hung over desu
>>5604053
>bing LGBT
is this a hidden advert by Bing or a typo?
>>5604070
>BING LGBT IN JAP
vs
>BEING LGBT IN JAP
What a mystery
>>5604053
Sweet lord that hon
>>5604070
it says 'being'...
>>5604061
you never hit anyone up when hung over though
>>5603955
I would, but I've literally never seen a single hitchhiker
>>5604061
I'm not. I'm like half dead.
Hey gg, what's the one album that gives you maximum feels?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPwXHSqFl9Q&pxtry=1
>dont wake me, i plan on sleeping in
>literally the indie version of wake me up, cant wake up
>>5604089
Bright Eyes - I'm Wide Awake It's Morning
>>5604089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4don4VZfA6o
>>5604089
>Hey gg, what's the one album that gives you maximum feels?
Probably this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9et0gClkXY
love is
4 waowaowaowalls
>>5604089
>tfw you can't be 17 anymore picking strawberries and cycling between the islands of aland, waiting for ferries to pass bridges, listening to your favourite songs, while in the field cute swedish emo guy also picks strawberries
>>5604053
The most actively talkative people are the ugly ones. I see it's not just a cultural thing between countries. It's like the most actively expressive people in the straight community are usually ugly as well. You never see hot people talk about this stuff freely because they don't want to be associated with the uglies.
>>5604089
The Moon and Antarctica or Lonesome Crowded West
>>5604089
Melatonin always gives me major feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQZ53-TD3rk&list=PLYGPKzOmZODSFQBs_dFq-mVbwhFfcw9ED
>>5604079
in the official description, but the thumbnail it's bing
>>5603936
I'd never hitchhike because I'd either get the shit kicked out of me by chavs or be beheaded by muslims
>>5604089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6If65D_DXS4
>>5604053
That guy with the weird peg teeth is p qt actually
>>5604123
Starting of this song with just instrumentals reminds me of Contagion theme song when the tempo gets faster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X7ZcnzXhV0
>>5604089
Angus & Julia Stone - Down the Way
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0VKlQl5fOc&list=PL63B07DFF2E6D4852
You'd think living in ontario means there's always things to do, but there really isn't because everyone is kind of zombified
also is anyone else waiting for Overwatch?
>>5604140
that lisp though
apparently gay lisp is a universal thing
>>5604168
Nah he had a genuine lisp which desu I think is cute
Gay lisp is more just extending sibillants whereas his sounded more like a real (though slight) speech impediment
>>5604171
>I dig, but it seems rather upbeat.
Feels can be upbeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3nertWi_Mg
>Missed opportunity in the last thread to berate Juppy about his height
Fuck.
>>5604089
Kylie Minogue - Fever
>>5603936
Is that my local Prime Minister/weed enthusiast?
>>5604089
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DuX2MkflGYs
Chet faker's stuff really gets me
>>5604193
kek i thought the same thing
>>5604181
Gay lisps are generally genuine though.
>>5604193
That's not true-doe he's not a weed enthusiast.
>>5604196
Heavily reminds me of Bon Iver. Not the tone, but the style and performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3VjaCy5gck
>>5604201
Not rly. Real lisps involve difficulty pronouncing sibillants, gay lisp involves pronouncing sibillants very distinctly. One is a speech impediment, the other isn't.
>>5604089
BEST ALBULS OF ALL TIME:
1. Death Grips - Jenny Death
2. Ke$ha - Animal
3. Carly Rae Jepsen - E.M.O.T.I.O.N.
4 - Jaco Pastorius - Jaco Pastorius
5. Sigur Ros - Agaetis Byrjun
6. Madonna - Erotica
7. Bob Dylan - Bringing It All Back Home
8. Peter Gabriel - Passion
9. Iggy Pop - Lust For Life
10. Azealia Banks - Broke With Expensive Taste
>tfw I forget to delete the name section when I was posting on /v/.
Now they know about me
>>5604218
If you have a lisp, it's genuine. Some call gays pronouncing things differently "a gay lisp" but it's an incorrect application.
>>5604210
Yeah I get you
I should give bon iver a listen
>>5604234
Not really sure what's going on in this post desu
>>5604171
>I really want to get intimate while that song plays rn.
Might be a bit depressing desu.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KoQf7_ISVE
>>5604220
nice meme, /mu/tant.
>death grips in any top ten ever
>>5604220
>E.M.O.T.I.O.N.
I feel like such a faggot for liking this album but w.e
why are there so many vegan gays
>>5604266
Fempai confirmed.
>>5604220
thank god I left /mu/
>tfw foreskin is too sensitive for friend to give me a BJ or handjob ;(
Why is it when there is sudden weather changes (temp dropped from 60 to 20 ovenight) my foreskin gets chapped and feels too sensitive?
>>5604274
i thought liking meat was a prerequisite for considering yourself gay? xD
>>5604266
>>5604275
Thinking of just giving up and killing myself. Any recommendations on how to do it?
>>5604220
You have shitty take and I would punch youin your face if I knew you.
>>5604286
yeah gun, asphyxiation with proper tools uhhh jumping off a very high area into a secluded place
>>5604281
Cold weather generally equals drier air, which can obviously affect your skin.
>>5604288
I would just hug you tbqh
Btw I also ironically listen to Kanye West
>>5604281
I can fix that for you tbqh
>>5604286
Take trump out with you
would be laff because he'd become a martyr
>>5604303
hey senpai, nice butt ;)
>>5604288
I know, right?
Madonna should be no.1 and there's no Lady GAGA (YAAAS KWEEN) in there.
>>5604286
Jumping off high bridge/building is the best way.
Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0OZPoWmLZg
https://www.youtube.com/embed/1aFlZUTiEDU
>>5604293
Can't access a gun because of laws, but do you think asphxiation with a gas such as hydrogen or hilium would work?
>>5604309
>Madonna
>>5604303
I think Trump is a great man and want him to win the election.
>>5604274
bc you are killing yourself with man made chemicals and enabling industralised murder + rape
you only have one body/world look after it kk
>>5604300
hi
my foreskin isn't sensitive buy my penis is a little sad today
can you take care of it for me tb h
>>5604319
It's not guaranteed. Mostly because your struggle to live can heavily outweigh your method (ie. putting a plastic bag over your head and breathing in X).
You pretty much have to prepare with the thought of how would I break out of this, and how do I prevent that if things go wrong. After all it's a final decision.
You can try to layer methods, might work. But don't do what everyone else does, relying on pills which just means they're going to wind up at the hospital, still alive.
>>5604333
eww wha? I only ever use spit as lube.
>>5604315
That shits so fake.
>>5604326
reductive bitch detected
>>5604342
Moisturize, not lubricate.
gaygen, how are you going to celebrate the next steak and bj day? i will do both to my bf
>>5604333
See that's why I want to kill myself, I'm an idiot, I'm sexually confused, and I have absolutely no career future
>>5604335
yeah bb come over
Realistically, I recommend soaking your dick in warm water with foreskin pulled back slowly. This should be your normal routine by the way if it isn't already. Sounds like basic inflammation though, so you may need to see a doc for proper meds.
>>5604348
#unapologeticbitch
>>5604266
Any mainstream pop is inferior to this record tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwdi18B49W0
I cannot stop thinking about dicks
This is a curse
>>5604309
He looks like this guy I use to know. He had a nose ring just like that.
>>5604339
Do you think it'll be easier to just hang myself then? I have a good spot where I can do it
If my dick is 6 inches small will I be made the bottom since everyone is bigger than that?
>>5604357
any music in the world is inferior to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEckY-TUv9I
>>5604369
>[slavs intensifies]
>>5604367
Just remember that unless your neck snaps you will suffocate for a good ten minutes, shitting and pissing yourself, possible getting dead mans wood and cumming like crazy.
Watching transparent. It's so fucking shit, all about hons, dykes, jews, and retards studying "women's studies". Only good part is the young bearded guy with the 18 year old kid
>>5604368
Yes, six inches will generally make you rejected unless bottom
>>5604390
>musical artist
>artist
>art
>>5604400
I only bought the most recent album for this track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx99U5KcwNQ
What kind of underwear does /gaygen/ use for everyday purposes?
>>5604368
>2016
>being smaller than 9 inch
>tfw too autistic even for 4chan
>>5604413
briefs or boxer briefs
>>5604413
these kind
Well the inevitable happened and the chill guy who brought me soup and ice cream whipped his cock out.
It was nice. But I told him not today.
>>5604413
Pic related.
>mild bjorn borg shill
>>5604414
The drop has to be one and a half meter for neck to snap, iirc. There's a site you can look up all the methods etc. hanging is safe but unless neck snap it will be a painful way to go. Just saying.
>>5604411
You just can't appreciate avant-garde. This is musical endevour and creativity at its finest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmU9tUZvk98
>>5604413
I wear tight briefs that show off my ass.
>>5604413
trunks the short kind not the long kind. long trunks = boxer briefs, Boxer briefs are too long they rip the leg hairs upwards and bunch up uncomfortably.
http://www.freshpair.com/mens/underwear/trunk.html
>>5603936
I'd really like to go to Ireland and see the country side, and cautiously oogle some Irish guys at their local pubs. Hitchhiking always sounded far too dangerous for my tastes.
>>5604412
ill say it again, wtf!
>>5604436
>creativity
>creative
>create
Sounds more like screaming nonsense.
anons post face for once all these tired ass tripfags need better competition tbqh
>>5604422
That's a nice cardigan. Like really. It's too big though, right?
Did you buy it a size over, or did someone give it to you?
>>5604413
Bonds trunks.
Thinking about getting some Aussiebums, and throwing away some old stuff.
>>5604462
Lol
So you can use images to troll other boards and try to make us memes so we will kill ourselves?
>>5604471
>make us memes
Don't flatter yourself no one cares.
>>5604413
Briefs and a couple jockstraps. Sluttier stuff is for special occasions.
>>5604435
Thanks, I'll give it a look up and if I fail I guess I'll be posting on here from the hospital
>>5604471
I get posted on other boards like a meme
It's not bad desu. Saves doing the attention seeking myself :^)
>>5604478
I was up above it
Now I'm down it
>>5604485
Good luck. Say hi to Jesus for us
>>5604470
I got sum aussiebums when they were on sale after christmas and most are v comf and look p good
Only thing is the wonderjock ones are just like... ridiculous and awful lmao the bulge is so round and sticks out so much. I thought they'd just be like a nice cosy hammock for my dick and balls and keep them in place/prevent that feel when your balls are all sweaty and stick to your thighs but nah
>>5604487
Are you pic related?
>>5604413
>tfw want to find slutty underwear that shows off the form of my butt and drives tops crazy with lust
>tfw they're all like $40+ a pop
>tfw mediocre as fuck ass so it won't even matter
>tfw
>>5604495
E.MO.TION is hella slept on tbqh
>>5604492
>implying if there is a God I won't spend eternity getting ass fucked by satan
>>5604497
Pff i wish
>>5604495
post face nerd
>>5604413
Mostly black or grey boxer briefs but I have a few super gay pairs incl briefs
Why do people look better with half their face covered up?
>>5604510
It has to do with facial symmetry
Humans are naturally attracted to symmetrical faces, and most faces are not symmetrical
>>5604515
does that still apply if it's the top half (or bottom half) that's covered
>>5604510
Your eye sight is subjected to less ugly.
>>5604513
I already did, I'm now a massively popular meme over at the sub /g/ :^)
>>5604513
Ummm except E.MO.TION is a million times better than that song which I didn't even like
>>5604517
well faces can only be symmetrical one way...
>>5604536
oh
Well yeah but a lot of people look better blindfolded or with a scarf covering their lower half of face. It's why I prefer the winter t b q h
>>5604525
When will it be my time to become a meme?
>tfw had a late night conversation with someone
>tfw it got pretty heavy and we talked about the meaning of life n shit
>tfw i think i might have scared him away
god why am i so bad at conversations
>>5604547
>tfw if I post my face I'll just end up as one of those atheist memes
>no neckbeard I just look like an obnoxious asshole
>>5604561
that, or you sent him into spiraling depression caused by the existential crisis you threw him into
and killed himself
pour one out for anon's dead homie
>>5604570
someone post that gif of cereal with milk coming out of some girls asshole, it applies here
I did relationship things today.
Feeling good.
In my heart~
Also my butt hurts.
>>5604413
Pair of tights.
>>5604568
I'd be insulted if I would know what to be insulted by.
My boypussy is inactive.
>>5604496
Just bought three pairs on sale. Two of the qt blue ones with the red waist band, and a black pair.
This should be fun, hopefully they arrive this week.
>>5604515
B-but The Kleppe has a crooked nose and asymmetrical lips.
>>5604089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5KlwGB9A5I
>>5604582
my point exactly
>>5604568
um... we talked about work
and he thought that kids should just do whatever and have fun, and i was saying that I wish i had worked harder in my childhood and that more kids should work harder from a younger age.
and then we also talked about whether giving hobos money was vain - i thought it was, he thought it wasnt.
it was late, idk what i was thinking. just kinda heavy stuff allround i guess.
>>5604589
>pretty heavy
>is giving money to hobos vain
LOOOOOL
>>5604576
I was thinking more
https://youtu.be/lVFkA59kZhE
>>5604589
I seriously hope you're both 16 year old twinks to consider that shit heavy.
>>5604598
It's inactive because you literally refuse to leave the yukon and come fuck me.
good night gaygen
>>5604598
>>5604603
>>5604594
no because my point was that people would rather go to Africa to help give kids water, when if they actually cared about giving efficiently they would just spend the plane money on an official charity who could use it better than they could.
unless you are a doctor or some other rare specialist, your hardest efforts arent worth as much as the equivalent in raw cash.
and also we nay have talked about hopes and dreams but mine was so stupid i feel too embarassed to even tell you guys
>>5604588
Whatever you say, kunt kween.
>>5604598
It's inactive because I rarely go outside. Sass me, but do it successfully.
>>5604616
>but mine was so stupid i feel too embarassed to even tell you guys
Well now you have to tell us.
>>5604622
so his hope and dream was to "help people"
and mine... was to make friends with some mathmaticians.
...
i just.... i just think theyre really cool, okay? i felt like a real r9k-er after that conversation, i hope i didnt creep him the fuck out.
>>5604633
>creep him the fuck out
No but you sound lame, like you seriously said that shit and didn't follow it up with a joke?
b r u h
>>5604633
oh feelgood
>>5604616
what if you simply just want to help a homeless guy get his next ten bag of smack
still pretty charitable t b h
>>5604661
don't you have a big brother feelgood?
>>5604668
No, i have a little brother. he wants to be an actor. He was in a big film recently as a child actor actually, but obvs i cant tell you which one
>>5604667
i give money to hobos, but only this one particular one because sometimes I see him reading books and for some reason that makes me want to give him money.
but i recognise that im only doing it for vanity
>>5604673
>tfw have to hit the gym more to get fit
>cant get fat and go bearmode
feels bad man
>>5604675
>actor
That shit is intense. I took an acting class once and ditched it within a month. Some casting director said I had an interesting look though, but I just wasn't going to stay around cringing at myself in videos just for the occasional compliment.
Guys, is blue cheese supposed to be bitter???
>>5604675
You're one of those people that should have a big brother or a big sister that you can talk these things through before you open your mouth tbqh
Not that I know much about big brothers being helpful since mine used to beat me up with shovels and lock me up in the cellar, but my friends with older siblings tells me they helped them a lot with stupid stuff like that. Maybe you can find a best friend you can run things through with before you spill your spaghetti :p
>>5604685
It's supposed to have a sharp tang to it.
>>5604689
oh man i am terrible at talking to people. But if i did talk to a friend openly then... they wouldnt be my friend for much longer if you see what im saying.
sorry to hear about your brother though, thats really unfair. i hope you find happiness later in life as compensation.
isnt he cute gaygen?
>>5604689
Give me your big bros numbers tbqh
>>5604698
Yeah, but the one I bought today for the first time tasted overwhelmingly bitter. Is this the ammonia?
>>5604705
yeah post dick already
>>5604702
no feelgood, friends don't care about that, they see beyond because they know you are a good and fun person at heart no matter if you say autistic shit they hang around.
I want to vomit
>>5604582
It's funny. I've seen more than one fashion model atm with slightly deviated septums, if Kleppe counts.
>>5604709
If you're unsure discard it or return it. What colour is the mould and cheese?
What's does it smell like? Are there any other unusual tastes?
>>5604716
What's wrong, anon
>>5604725
Everything
>>5604724
Looks and smells fine to me, but I'm going to take it back just to be sure.
>>5604675
mate pretty much anything humans do is mutually beneficial
no-one is truly selfless
>>5604730
let me fuck you and it will go away
>>5604742
I've had really bad diarrhea recently
>>5604751
ok then I won't fuck you anon if that's what you want
Anyone /balding/ here? It's starting to get to me. I already shave, but whenever they get to like 6-7 mm it starts showing heavily and I redo the shave.
Of all the things, life took away my hair. And I'm only 19. Seriously, wtf.
>>5604764
as a cute twink, if i ever lose my hair i will kill myself
I have so much stuff to do tomorrow but I can't bring myself to get out of bed
I hate my life so much
>>5604775
you should do it now tbqh
>>5604764
That's okay, that means you have great testosterone levels and will attract guys everywhere with your masculinity.
>>5604764
post pics I need new fap material anyways
>tfw live in vancouver
>tfw asian
>tfw senpai doens't like asians
:(
>>5604803
All of Canada doesn't like y'all hongcouverans to be fair.
>>5604633
>his hope and dream was to "help people"
He sounds insufferable t b q h.
>>5604803
>gaysian
Living life in hell mode, huh
>>5604811
Im not chinese though :(
I'm korean
>>5604815
>Of like, the top of my head? What are you, weird?
Yeah, post it
I've always demanded more from the sunset; more spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon.
>>5604815
Doesn't mean you're not genetically superior to other faggots.
>>5604817
Are you a long-haired twink that does hair vlogs?
>>5604732
Want kind did you buy anyway?
>>5604775
Every time an opportunity to make money comes around, I get all excited to get some finasteride to have around just in case. 'Course, I never get my break and another *exciting* episode ensues.
>>5604803
>tfw live in Kentucky
>tfw black
>tfw no one likes blacks
>>5604817
e v e n
w o r s e
>>5604816
I prefer white boys but asians are alright
a mix is nice too
would you?
>>5604837
I would probably kill myself if i was gay AND a nigger.
>>5604817
Japan should've finished your people off desu
>>5604846
why is he so goopy
>>5604848
Rude.
>>5604846
>tfw asian tops are nonexistent
>>5604846
roid tiddies means roid domestic abuse
>>5604832
Looks generic to me. "Gourmet" blue cheese. Don't see anything else that would indicate otherwise.
>>5604803
Beef up and maybe I would
>>5604863
>as a cute twink you stop existing past the age of 25 max
Nah, there are exceptions.
But who wants to live past 25, anyway?
I mean, that one's just a no-brainer. As in, it's ideal to get your shit together and blow your brains out at 23 (at latest) no matter how you look.
>>5604866
>discerns roid use from tiddies
>>5604878
I mean, if you don't want to live beyond 25 why wait?
>>5604867
... So the brand is "gourmet"?
What'd you get it from a guy in an alley with a long coat? How do you not know anything else about it?
>>5604845
>race mixing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xj8HVkOlsA
there are way too many gays on /soc/ right now tbqh desu senpai senpai
>>5604867
That's what you get them for not buying British or French blue cheese
>>5604880
in your case I'd prescribe some roids tbqh :^)
is it better to go to Pride with or without a friend?
>without
you can slut it up
nobody will witness any dumb shit you do
>with
you can chat to each other
safer (?)
>>5604878
>Nah, there are exceptions.
example
>>5604886
were you perchance on int last night?
>>5604875
>tfw senpai will never have a threeway with asian rugby and irish rugby
>tfw senpai would be the only top
>>5604892
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