>gaygen
пpoлeтápии вceх cтpaн, coeдиня́йтecь!
>>5602015
>liking soviets instead of nazis
Untermensch
>>5602033
You mad, fascist scum?
>>5602038
Yes I am, communist bastard
face it, soviets were more handsome than nazis
and they didnt even need a eugenics program for that
>>5602072
>posts picture of an actor
>lolololol Stalin was a hottie
Commies aren't cool
t. Russian
>>5602015
Кoммyнякy нa гoлoвкy!
>>5602090
wrong, that really is stalin
>>5602072
Are you inti hipsters or what?
>>5602113
i just have a real thing for russians
>>5602116
And I have a thing for qt buff white Americans and Aussies
>tfw ALMOST forgot to go to dinner with a qt today
thank christ for facebook notifications popping up on your phone
>>5602072
>inbred Slav retards
>attractive
Pick one, commie
>>5602127
Remind me how many Nazi countries there are that survive today? Whats that? None?
oh dear...
>>5602136
Yes, it's Russian, it means something like "commie scum should be fucked"
>>5602118
I've got a huge thing for little guys.
>>5602142
>tfw 5'10
>tfw too big to be a little guy
>tfw too little to be a big guy
>>5602144
You just need to be in a polyamorous relationship with a big guy, and a little guy. That way you can always be in the middle of the manwich.
>>5602150
>tfw not in a manwich
whyd you make me feel these feels
>>5602129
Well Poland, Serbia, and Turkey are known to have national socialist fundamentals in their politics. You know the old communist influenced regions of the world.
>>5602142
5'7.
Not exactly teeny tiny, but damn do I feel smol some days.
Russians > americans
>>5602154
I'm 5'6" and well aware of the pedo appeal, thank you. Still feels good when some 6'4" lumberjack throws me around like nothing.
>>5602154
>What do you mean. I don't think I've ever seen a face and thought
I'm a twunk and would look ridiculous if I were 5'11 or taller
>>5602154
not him but i think my face matches my height
people tell me i always look like ive just been bullied - i think the "damsel in distress" look attracts some people, and it is only accentuated by my diminutive stature.
>tfw really like asians, arabs, black guys and russians
>tfw because they are not traditionally attractive they all have low selfesteem and its super easy to woo them
aw yiss
>>5602160
>Only about half an inch taller than you.
>Wanting a 6'4 lumberjack.
Life goals.
>>5602168
"oh s-senpai im just so vacillating and emotional ;~;
if only some big strong guy could rescue me, baka"
et cetera, ad nauseum
http://i.imgur.com/5r4Z1tI.jpg
>>5602183
18
You can see my A-level certificate on the pinboard if you don't believe me
>>5602178
>tfw squat shoes make you look like 1.5 inches taller
d e v i l i s h
>>5602183
>>5602183
How old are you Ann?
>>5602184
It only shows an AQA certificate. Can't see if it's Alevel or GCSE
>>5602207
AQA dont do GSCEs, do they? all mine were Edexcel or OCR, plus a BTEC.
me irl
>tfw actually beginning to like Rich Piana and the way he looks
wtf is wrong with me
Happy sunday funday /gg/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD5uPZzBr5c
>>5602222
AQA do GSCEs or at least when I did mine. Did my biology, chemistry, physics and DT with them. Also nice quads
>tfw woke up feeling good
>got through good routine
>get on bus
>see a billion better looking fags
Just end this misery Obama
>>5602284
i thought i was over being sad and i woke up feeling fine but then it all started over! :(
>>5602289
sadness is eternal
happiness is temporary
my emo phase is not just a phase mom
>>5602291
>emo
Fucking end yourself now
>>5602295
simmer down scene kid, go jerk off to paramore again
>>5602300
>tfw it will never be 2001 again
>>5602015
I have a hate for Russians since I've started playing dota.
>>5602320
why would anyone start playing dota
>>5602320
>I have a hate for Russians since I've started playing dota.
all the cool kids play LoL mate
More Russian qts
>>5602325
No the cool kids don't play either filth.
>>5602325
I'm not a cool kid
Who else makes themselves go into work with a hang over for cash money?
>tfw complete strangers know you're gay and you're not as straight acting as you thought
>guys always ask my why I cover my mouth while laughing
>tell them it's just how I've always done it
>little do they know I hate my smile/mouth/teeth
feelsultrabadman
I think im a massive cunt who only wants what I can't have.
Someone's just told me they're into me and I was previously proper into them but now I don't know if I am.
Aaaah
>>5602377
>im a massive cunt who only wants what I can't have.
Yeah you are tbqh.
>>5602380
Already have.
>>5602320
Cyka blyat
>>5602377
>im a massive cunt
We know. You don't need to remind us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4yu7mZVDT8
im ded
>>5602386
>>5602393
Stop being salty because the only attention you get is negative and from your parents.
>>5602398
Is this your attempt at sassy?
>>5602144
Well you're almost a big guy
>>5602403
Girl plz. Not being sassy, just spilling the tea
>>5602408
>spilling the tea
/femgen/ is to the left friend
>>5602408
>spelling the tea
[colonial anger intensifies]
life is good, i just prepared a grilled meat for my bf and he told its the best one he ever eaten
>>5602426
Awww, that's sweet. Suck his dick while you're at it
>>5602428
thats for tonight
>>5602426
>life is good, i just prepared a grilled meat for my bf and he told its the best one he ever eaten
I'll be sucking your bfs dick at the food poisoning treatment section of the hospital T B Q H
>>5602427
>>5602431
Setting the perfect example.
>>5602432
Don't be cruel, bet you it was perfect.
How do I tell if I'm prison gay from being a virgin or just regular gay
I wouldn't mind if a big guy fucked me in the ass but I'm too scared to put a dildo up it to practice
>>5602436
Wish I had a bf so I could treat him as you do. Hope he loves you forever.
>>5602435
If you aren't cruel online, you aren't wanted
>>5602438
I think if you're fantasizing about being a bottom you probably like boys for real, even if you might be biscum.
>>5602443
I'm cruel online. Just not to that anon
>>5602419
>>5602420
Guuuuuuuurl
>>5602444
This. Biscum and I love bottoming out for guys
>>5602439
im sure you'll find someone, we've been together for almost 2 years ive never been happier
>>5602447
Then be cruel to me anon.
>>5602448
>trying to be a sassy woman
I think all that cums gone to you head
>>5602451
>being happy
Reeeeee
Also a guy on grindr wants me to give him a sock covered foot job. I hate gays.
>>5602463
>Also a guy on grindr wants me to give him a sock covered foot job. I hate gays.
You wanted happy, here's your happy m8, get used to it
>>5602451
So jealous. You're so lucky. The reason I haven't found a guy is I'm to scared to come out.
>>5602467
You don't have to come out to find a guy. Coming out simply is for your own self.
>>5602456
Shut up, faggot cunt
>>5602463
if you want my advice stay the fuck away from grindr and similars, we met through mutual friends
>>5602469
keep going im so turned on tbqh
>>5602480
I usually have more material to work with. All I'm getting is you're a fucking weirdo
>>5602462
At least I'm getting some
>>5602015
Silly FAGGOTS, dicks are for chicks!
Now go seek professional mental health treatment for your mental disorder.
>>5602468
Well. I feel like I wouldn't be ready to date someone until I've accepted myself completely. I'm worried that if I do some how get a boyfriend that they'll want me to come out so I'll either be forced out to earlier or we'd break up and I don't think I could handle that
>>5602487
How did you know. Think I should just end it all?
>>5602484
oh yeah call me that again bb
>>5602493
You can accept yourself completely without literally going on stage and announcing you're into dicks.
>I'm worried that if I do some how get a boyfriend that they'll want me to come out
No one worthy of time and attention would actually force their boyfriend to come out. It's silly and immature.
>>5602471
>mutual friends
It's a bit shit here. I don't know any gay people, I know a few fag hags though, but the sort of guys they know aren't my type.
>>5602501
Thanks for being kind stranger. I guess I can insult you more now. You're too nice for your own fucking good
tfw u have the most biggest crush in the whole entire world ever on niq
>>5602493
most guys aren't going to date someone in the closet unless they're also in the closet
>>5602515
so don't try and hook with racist white guys...
>>5602524
Do it with racist black guys instead desu.
>>5602515
Just accept defeat, because white guys are best guys
>>5602531
This pretty much. Blackies go on about how racist white people are but don't realise calling me things like White boy and cracker before I've even spoken to them is
>>5602471
I'm just gonna bet it all on the internet. My friends friends are all fem as hell.
>>5602015
Slavs are so qt, I want one to hold me and cuddle me. Too bad they can't stop Cyka blyating each other every other year
>>5602506
well that sucks anon :(
>>5602561
iktf
my friends are either awful at playing cupid or are faghags and attract the most fem canadians
>>5602563
I found a pretty gorgeous Slovenian cutie, but he's half the world away. They're definitely cute.
>>5602561
im kinda femish, im not an obnoxious queen though
>>5602561
Same situation here. Where do the normal guys hang out?
.
Silly FAGGOTS, dicks are for chicks!
Now go seek professional mental health treatment for your mental disorder.
>>5602580
in their rooms/their offices
>>5602582
B-but girls don't have penises
>>5602123
you made a Facebook event for your date? That's fucking lame.
>>5602579
>fem
>not obnoxious
Pick one please, faghag
>>5602590
>replying to that post
Good job getting hooked, fishy
>>5602597
Apart from the 50-year-old philosophers who speak like retards...of course. But no hate for Zizek, since he's the most famous thing to come out of that mini-country.
>>5602142
>>>/hm/1281200
People fall in love with stereotype generalizations of countries, and expect majority to look like that. Like expecting all americans to look like giant but warm southern boys in cowboy hats tbqh
Silly FAGGOTS, dicks are for chicks!
Now go seek professional mental health treatment for your mental disorder.
>>5602610
B-but anon, girls don't have penises
>>5602618
>WTB slightly masc nerd with some bulk and a career.
Same but no huge career requirement other than they're working on it. Oh, and he has to be somewhat repressed sexually so when we actually have sex he goes wild t b q h
>>5602618
>WTB slightly masc nerd with some bulk and a career
Yeah, I hear ya. All I need now is a career, but I'm working on it.
which trip would you:
Marry,
Fuck,
Get Fucked by,
Cuddle,
Chill with,
Kill?
>>5602618
i dont think myself flamboyant, i dont know, my bf says he doesnt like them either
>>5602563
Lol did you guys watch The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
That Russian spy is literally my all wet dreams about a husbando coming true.
>>5602639
none
none
senpai
none
none
all
tbqh
>>5602644
You don't want a career? It'd make me feel uncomfortable if only my partner earned money, and I don't know that I could have someone who is just a housewife with no job.
FUCKING CHRISTIAN FUCKING SCUMBAGS THEY ALL DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE IN A HOLE
GOD DAMN CUNTS I HOPE THEY ARE ALONE FOR THEIR WHOLE LIFE AND ARE SHUNNED AND BEAT ON FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES AND HAVE THEIR ANKLES MASHED INTO PASTE SO THEY HAVE TO CRAWL EVERYWHERE AND THEY ARE FORCED TO CRAWL AROUND LIKE A DOG ON BROKEN GLASS IN MINUS 30 DEGREE WEATHER AND LICK THEIR FOOD OF THE FUCKING GROUND LIKE A FILTHY DOG
THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5602644
Same MO here, but I'm actually working on being self-sustained to the point of minimal hours per week. That way, I can still be at home most of the time without literally relying on the husbando for finances or being fulfilled mentally or what have you.
>>5602639
None,
Senpai,
Mostly Homo,
Rugby,
SP/Jupp,
You
How would you react if you had a certain group of friends you hang out with very often, that you've known for years, but your new boyfriend doesn't get along well with the group at all.
>>5602639
Irishanon
Irishanon
Irishanon
Irishanon
Irishanon
Circé
>>5602693
I wouldn't bring my boyfriend around if I was planning on hanging with them.
Honestly, I know that for a lot of people they say they are okay with gays but really they aren't, they just say they are cos it's the correct thing to do nowadays. So honestly if I was hanging out with my boyfriend it would either be with other fags or jus me an him.
>>5602651
At risk of getting a little dramatic, career day always stressed me out because the only thing I wanted to be when I grew up was 'happy'.
The idea of supporting someone else while they achieve their dreams, and doing something I enjoy like cooking, is much better than being stuck doing something I hate eight hours a day the rest of my life.
>>5602693
Why don't they get along? Figure that out first.
>>5602604
Pocket Asian gays are gross. I prefer beefy men.
>>5602713
Yeah, I know what you mean. I still don't know what I want or need to do in life apart from be happy, so I don't have a career set in stone yet. I just know that I want to make enough money to never have to worry about finances.
>>5602721
what about beefy asian men
>>5602724
>never have to worry about finances
Hence, marry someone with money.
>>5602728
godly tbqh
>>5602728
it's the eyes, just - no
https://youtu.be/LVdSRO8xtGM
>tfw no obscenely screaming Russian powerlifting bf to comfort when he fails reps
BLAAAAYTTTT
>>5602729
Or marry someone with potential to make money.
>>5602728
Babyface and a pathetic beard (despite the dark hair!). Did early Homo Sapiens lose the gene for testosterone on their way to Asia or something?! This is ridiculous.
>>5602736
>>5602729
>>5602724
>thinking money is everything
>>5602736
And then divorce them when they earn their money and come up with a bullshit excuse that you helped them earn it. Take most of it and then marry someone more attractive with even more money making potential. Rinse and repeat
>on my way to meet up with some friends at a resteraunt
>first time ive seen them for ages
>just realised i left all my cash at home
Oh fuck... how do i explain this to them?
>>5602748
You got robbed
you forgot your wallet on the bus
or just tell them the truth and give them an IOU ahead of time.
>>5602753
but like, do i message them now, bring it up the moment i see them, wait until we get to the resturaunt or just not mention it until we actually get the bill?
>>5602741
pls no bully
>>5602758
Message them ahead of time, springing them on it while your there might make them go on the defensive. Have a good reason for not being able to go back home and get your wallet though, otherwise just tell them you'll be late because you forgot your wallet.
>>5602760
the heart earrings really complete this #look
>>5602761
>Don't get salty that you married a foreigner who wasn't even a wealthy oil tycoon.
JUPP
ON
SUICIDE
WATCH
>>5602760
Half white. It's obvious from the nose and eyelids.
>>5602746
That's called a Golddigger.
>>5602762
hows this:
"im en route but i just realised i left my wallet at home, shit. "
but then what do i put after that? that ill pay it later? if i put "ill pay it tomorrow" then it sounds like im assuming someome else will pay for it
>>5602760
rugby's twin brother?
>>5602773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY
>>5602774
You're en route (where you are right now), you'll be hours late if you had to go back now (reason for not going back to get the cash), and you're wondering if someone can pay your bill today and you'll repay them back ASAP (asking if someone can pay your end and you'll repay them for sure).
>>5602775
Did you literally go back in time, buy a flip phone, open up that image on it, and save it in an even smaller size format, travel back to 2016, and post this small ass image?
>>5602784
Ok:
im enroute, but i just realised i left my wallet at home like an idiot. if I go back ill be ~45min late. is it okay if someone covers my bill today and i can pay them back tomorrow? shit, im really sorry guys.
thx breh, im really autistic when it comes to these things
>>5602728
omg what a hunk <3
>>5602796
Yeah. Basically all you're trying to do is explain the situation to them, and provide accountability so that they're OK with paying your bill, knowing they're getting the money back. People like helping friends - but not friends who won't keep to their promises of paying things back or whatever.
>>5602232
same tho
>>5602693
I probably wouldn't go out with the new bf anymore. My friends are essentially extensions of myself, personality wise. We share a lot of the same tastes and opinions. I also greatly respect them and value their opinions. A bf not getting along well with them would be a huge red flag to me and I'd probably shut it down.
What's the point of meeting friends in a hook up app...
Thats so stupid.
>>5602857
The hookup app isn't exclusively for hookups, some people actually do make friends on it or whatever.
Unfortunately dating app devs are retarded and don't know how to limit options to really focus on being a hookup app tbqh.
Здpaвcтвyйтe тoвapищи, ктo хoчeт cocaть мoй хyй?
>>5602857
Friends you can fuck in the butthole later
>>5602882
пepecтaть быть кaнaдcкий лягyшкa
>>5602728
He looks kinda down syndrome to me desu
>>5602889
дa ты чтo гyгл-тpaнcлeйт иcпoльзyeшь блaять иди нaхyй
im so fucking scared, i was going to visit some friends in germany but ive been reading some terrible things of the refugees in the area near the town im going but now i dont know if ill go
>>5602897
нeт
>>5602889
is he being arrested?
>>5602915
хaхaхa cyкa нихyя нe пoнимaeшь
>>5602919
no he's just being transported by his company to the next venue where they are to perform and he didn't bother trying to look good tbqh
>>5602693
I wouldn't bring him along and would occasionally choose to rather hang out with my bf than friends. He can at least fuck me and cuddle me and we can do stuff.
>>5602907
Don't, the rapefugees will get you
>>5602935
the thing is they told me is not super bad but none of the news is telling anything when something happens for fear they are labeled racists
there's not enough good male audio erotica
>>5602121
>tfw still haven't found the sauce of this gif
>>5602945
Yeah and when your gay ass gets raped the police won't help you out of the fear of being labeled racist too
>>5602959
G-give me a script?
I talked a guy on grindr to bring me spicy soup from a mexican restaurant for my hang over.
just had to read this bitch her miranda rights in the name of the lord
Won't he do it
>>5602974
im more concerned about being stabbed
>>5602996
Uguu, does that excite you, senpai. Nyan :3
>>5603006
Stabbed in the ass
>>5603011
>too true
Yeah, I have to resort to all this straight shit where the guy feels so insecure he needs to mention breasts, girls, and pussy every 20 seconds
>>5603011
Why you gotta be like that family
>>5603013
:(
>>5603017
that fucking sucks
>>5603020
Get fucked Circé. Cunt
>>5603013
>tfw senpai will never pull your hair back and threaten to stab you in the ass
>>5603017
At the moment it seems like Germany's plan is to import the entirety of Syria
>>5603032
>Oh Fuck me
Alright, bruv
>>5603017
Sorry my people had to fuck up Europe.
But hey, you love our Doner.
>>5603038
Cheeky, keep it in your pants mate
>>5603031
Yeah I'm not really into rape play sorry senpai
You gotta want it
>>5603039
Doner kebabs are pretty mint desu, but all good things must come to an end
>>5603048
isn't all rape play wanted, technically speaking because that's where the play comes into effect
>tfw activating my lazy eye and looking up a guy while blowing him
>he freaks out
why does this happen I'm just trying to get some laughs
What kind of soup should I get some spicy ass stuff with shrimp or the one with veggies?
>>5603068
spicy
>>5603051
You should however realise that the Turks in Germany are extremely stritct Muslims and refuse to integrate to your society.
Secular Kemalist Turks such as myself are able to integrate into society and be functioning and providing members. So basically, the Sunni scum are the biggest twats who should be stopped
>>5603077
>implying islam doesn't lurk beneath the skin of every turk
AROUND TURKS
EVIL LURKS
>>5603088
Ive had too many things up my hairy bp to be considered Muslim
>>5603077
everyone hates the sunni scum t b q h
if only I saved that comic
>>5603078
>I mean you gotta show me you want it
If I tease you for a good hour will you then pull my hair senpai
>>5603078
It's actually good and it's nice big shrimp. I've had it before, but I like the veggie too it's spicy. I'ma go with the shrimp since protein would be good for a hangover I think.
>>5603099
He's too dark to be a Turk. He's most likely a k*rd
>>5603077
>>5603092
Your type is much more malicious.
>Look at me guys! I'm shoving pork ribs up my butt, don't be afraid! I'm a tolerant sand person!
Then you eliminate the white race while they let their guard down.
Sneaky sneaky Tusken Raiders.
>>5603057
Well at least post it then
>>5603122
>I'm shoving pork ribs up my butt, don't be afraid!
tbqh you would probably end up contracting a disease before being able to eliminate any white people if you were actually shoving ribs up your butt
>>5603116
>implying there is a difference
>bf stays downstairs in the kitchen to 'read' all day long while he drinks wine instead of entertaining me, petting me, and giving me attention
At least Cat is in bed with me.
>>5603135
you sound awful
your bf sounds ace
>>5603135
>not going down there and sucking his dick
You sound awful
>>5603135
Let me guess. You are the bottom bitch?
>>5603153
>>5603146
anons go in
let this lazy bitch have it
>>5603135
Why not go and drink with him? Get drunk and have sex. It's fun when you remember it.
>tfw ridiculously attractive girl you've only talked to once adds on facebook
i'm nervous
>>5603167
I'm hungover and the way he drinks annoys me. He drinks a glass of wine in an hour, while sipping slowly.
>>5603166
I did ask. He'd just rather read all day or whatever. But I guess I'm a spoiled brat so I'm just used to getting things I want.
>>5603153
We don't have anal sex. Also this top/bottom meme is so fucking annoying. All guys I've been with and me are versatile.
>>5603144
Eh.
>>5603139
At least I have a bf.
>>5603186
this is you right now faggot
