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LesGen: qt tomboy edition
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old lesgen
>>>5568791

Discuss this important topic.
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>>5582677
>being attracted to that
just admit you're straight f a m
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>>5582684
damn I was just about to say
>inb4 butthurt trannies crying about qt tomboy girls

it's always trannies that bitch the most about tomboy dykes. I think they're butthurt they're cute and get easy pussy without much effort just due to having a vagina and hons can never pass or get lesbians due to the nature of that dick shit.
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>>5582677
I only like fem and I'm not a tomboy :(
Though I had a crush on a super hot girl, she turned out to be gay, came out and then cut her hair, she was actually a butch, fuck me
This happened two times fuck me2
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>>5582696
That looks like a teen boy. Beiber haircut, huge nose, wide shoulders, thin lips. That's not tomboy.
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>>5582696
What the fuck? Who is even talking about trannies? Fuck off, shitposter. You're probably not even gay, you're just here to stink up the place.
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>Tfw you'll never finger Alex Bertie while he defensively claims to be a boy while never starting T and keeping his breasts
https://youtu.be/YEpFm4YC6FM
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>>5582718
I do kinda wanna try fucking an ftm or some other kind of strict stone butch girl. I just wanna fuck the hell out of a girl that's all "obviously I'M gonna be on top here". Like idk, fuck around a gay bar pretending to be a straight girl then when I'm persuaded to go home by some other butcher lesbian I just turn it around.
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Brittenelle is the cutest of tomboys *o*
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>>5582704
Nah it's a girl. I was about to post more lewd shit of her based off the pics she posted onto some les4les thing but then I felt it was all so cringy to post some other girls shit on 4chan to counter a troll.
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>>5582850
How sensitive do you even have to be to call that trolling?
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>>5582677
can tomboys have long hair?
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>>5582853
Oh ya know that basic tranny or chaser kinda trolling that's the popular meme here where you shit on minor issues of a cis girl but ignore obvious flaws for pics of a hon.
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>tomboy
>talking to another tomboy
>she's so cute it makes my brain stop working
>people always think we're legit twins when we hang out
>I don't like to admit it but there are certain qualities that we share very much, except she's definitely a lot cuter than me
>crushing hard and then feeling narcissistic

I dread these feels.
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>>5582876
Best type of tomboys.

It's hard to find girls that can actually pull off short hair. I like girls that look at least somewhat feminine.
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>>5582677
>wanting to turn lesgen into femgen
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>be me, at the gym
>always make eye contact/ smile with this qt grill in the steam room(reckon she's a tomboy on a sidenote, but hard to tell as we're always in gym clothes ofc)
>wanna talk to her but scared it's too creepy in steam room when we're both naked
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>>5582876
truly the best
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What kinda fun stuff did you do today?

I played Dragon's Dogma and took a nap.
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>>5582888
What universe do you occupy, anon
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>>5583113
Who cares, it's just nudity. It's not creepy unless you're starting to touch her or get too close.
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>>5583196

Dragon's Dogma, the new Homeworld, and five hours of pen and paper.

It's a fun day
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>>5582718
iktf
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>>5583205
You think? Don't you think you might feel uncomfortable if someone started to hit on you when you had your tits out?
I'm not sure t b h
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>>5583196
I worked on my novel (lel) and watched some episodes of the wire
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>>5583208
Who is your DD waifu?

I almost always get picture related or the duchess, I want Mercedes but can't ever get her.

I think I do too much side quest stuff.
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>>5583268

Oh hey other-writer-anon, how do?


>>5583271
Yeah I usually get her too.
I wish I could Mercedes. She's bloody great.
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>>5583276
Not too bad, getting up to 40,000 words :]
What do you write?
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>>5583283
Cyberpunk and sci-fi usually cos Im an unrepentant nerd. I've got a couple of ideas set to write something long, but Ive just got a bunch of couple-thousand short stories.

40,000 isnt bad, what's the story?
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>>5583258
If I'm in a steam room that lets other people into it, I'm already at a point where nudity isn't a big deal. I'm hugely submissive, so a woman hitting on me in that context would be exciting, but my point still stands. Just talking to someone in the steam room isn't weird at all. That's what people do in steam rooms. They talk.
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>>5583293
Oh cool, I wrote a sci-fi/ fantasy/dystopia kinds dealio novel last year :)
It's just a plebeian thriller about a kidnapping...
desu I wanna write proper literary fiction not genre fiction but I'm not good enough yet :'(
What are your stories about?
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>>5582696
Why would I be mad, tom boys are literally the best, I'll stay with the straight/bi ones who like femboys with boobs, and you can freely hit on the gay ones, everyone wins
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>>5583304
>That's what people do in steam rooms. They talk.
That's a really simple point but actually really useful, thanks
Don't wanna be seen as a predator and have to stop going to the gym and get on the sex offenders register and become a social paraih and never get a job and die alone. But it's probably not as big a deal irl as in my head, lol

What should I say as a convo starter? Like 'is it me or is it hot in here?' or 'do you work out?' ;)
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>>5583276
She is great, she is an alcoholic and blackish.
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>>5583335
The first one is too dorky for most people. The second one works.
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>>5583196

I went to the gym and have been texting a girl I've been "dating"... shit posting and just being online in general. Got some groceries, finished a book and started another; and did some stuff around the house. Life is rather dull during vacations...
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>>5583350
but that's kinda dorky too right, as it goes without saying in a gym?
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>>5583356
Yeah, but it's not as dorky. The first one is something you see in cartoons and bad sitcoms. It's like the kind of line you use when you want to see if she's already delirious over you, testing if she laughs at even your worst jokes. That's not at all a breaking the ice kind of joke.
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>>5583311

Short story Im just editing up is going into some sci-fi anthology. It's just about some girl living in a future megacity, dealing with the fallout from a bank robbery she was involved in.
It's kinda miserable honestly, but still, I love writing the setting.

>>5583336
She's just great.
Plus, I have a fetish for rapiers, so that's my jam.
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>>5583196
Player Imperivm I, riced my desktop again and shitposted, in other words I did literally nothing and have a 2000 words essay due in the 22nd and my head hurts.
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>no gf to unironically ironically watch the high school musical 10th anniversary with
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What have been your positive /lesgen/ experiences?

Any memorable anons?
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>>5584000
I can't say I've MET anyone on lesgen, has anyone met up with someone?
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Is online dating still lame, or is all the stigma gone now?
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>tfw gf and I work out to get them muscly soft butch aesthetics
good feel tbqh
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>>5584306
it's cool for homos cause we've got that small dating pool limit, still kind of a stigma for heteros but fuck em this ain't /hetero/
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>>5584418
lol at /hetero/

is it awful though, online dating? Like awkward and depressing?
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>>5584431
it's kinda awful. I know it's shit on but I kinda do like lesbian tumblr. Not that sjw queer tumblr but just the lesbians posting qt grill gifs and a lot of nature and tiny houses for some reason. Met current gf through one of those girlslookingforgirls kind of things and it's been pretty amazing. You just gotta filter through the underagers, bisluts, "queer/pan", and uggos. Then find someone in your area. But it works because even though maybe 99% aren't gonna fit your metrics there's just such a large number you're bound to find a few girls to talk to and they're obviously open to talking.

Like hey yo you in london? So's this weird chick at 24 and a teacher that's into art. Too weird for you? Fine she was just the first chick I saw, go find some other chick that meets your needs. There's fucking millions. Post your own stupid face there and see who hits you up.

Besides that there's HER but that shit was just full of bisluts in my immediate area or empty. Craigslist is half girls looking for fucking while their boyfriends are away and half really freaky chicks into some shit, usually kinda ugly but idk your standards/area. The other big dating websites are pretty shitty at keeping out straight dudes and otherwise it's just like those tumblr lesbian things with a lot of shit to filter through before you get to that 10% or less.
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>>5583336
Easy way to romance her is to give her that lovers ring thing and lots of cloudwine
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>>5584474
oh god the hell of it all D: it seems like so much effort, maybs I'll just die alone
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>tfw desperately want a gf but I know that i would die from the force of my first orgasm, because that's how I die in all my scenarios
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>>5584505
what?
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>>5584491
I made it through it and I gotta tell you this girl is worth it. Possible I'm a total sap but she really is amazingly beautiful and easy to be around and I think I might love her but it's not been long enough for me to do that and I'm trying to keep this whole lesbian u-haulism in check.

Like damn maybe a girl like this is your girl. Maybe she's in your state and age range and ya'll hit it off. What else are you doing with your efforts? Sifting through shitposts on some shit site for some minor chuckles when you could instead be sifting through shit girls on some shit site for maybe a gf.
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>>5584543
yeah that's good point, this is probably a worse use of time, guess it's just that transactional thing of shifting through women which will just make me feel more disillusioned.
I don't really like technology and don't understand tumblr and all that shit, don't even have fb. I like talking irl but I realise it's impossible to meets lessies that way :/
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>>5584554
You can still try to do the irl thing. It happens. It's happened for me that I found girls that way. But you're still sifting through girls. I guess I just never had any illusions over it so it never bothered me in that way. Just try to get a number or skype early on so you avoid that stupid catfish bs. The technology really isn't complicated, don't bother lying, post qt pics of yourself, have maybe an animal somewhere or a neat hobby, then just message girls you find cute.
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>>5584605
it's not so much that I find technology complicated, just there's lots to learn about the microcosms- like all the lexicon of tumblr and shit and they all have their own people types they attract and shit- just feels like a big investment of time.
ugh I hadn't even thought about catfishing lol it does seem a bit long but I guess you're right, it will be worth it if I find a qt 3.14
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>>5584624
Oh shit tumblr is honestly not that hard. Just follow some lesbian gif blogs for the soft core porn, follow some art blogs you like, follow food blogs you like, really just whatever the fuck your interests are there's some stupid blog on that shit and then just like/reblog those things with no comment and shit just goes in a circle. That's basically why 4chan/reddit shit on tumblr is because it's so damn easy to just lurk and never make any content. Just find some blogs on topics you like and they literally just blog only about that. You'll never see any other minor stupid shit you don't wanna see unless you actively seek it out. It's some pretty mindless shit and only people taking it way too serious care about all that culture microcosm shit. Kinda like how you can enjoy 4chan in that lurker kinda way, you could also put in way too much time into shitposting for nothing, or you could pay even more attention to all that board culture shit and draw memes if you wanna get serious for some reason but you really really don't have to do any of that ever.
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>>5584520
It's the best way to go tbqh
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Lesgen, if you're asexual but romantically attracted to women, or aromantic but sexually attracted to women, do you think you should you still call yourself a lesbian?
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>>5584695
I didn't know people could be sexual but aromantic?
the definition of a lesbian is a homosexual woman so I guess for the former not technically.
But idk I'm homosexual homoromantic homosapien
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>>5584695
aromantic? ew, no! that just means you're a bi-sexual liar.

asexual? Idk if you can be homosexual and asexual at the some time...
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>>5584682
not the first one man, give me a few petit mort before the big one
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>>5584649
Yeah, treating any large website with millions of pages of content as a monolith has always seemed pretty stupid. Websites have their own unique culture, sure, but it irks me when a blog or a post from wherever is mentioned and people lose their shit. Might as well say "you got this on the INTERNET?! You total loser!"
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how is it men can do what ever the hell they want, but if you call them out on it they turn all hissy about the fact that they didn't get what they wanted.
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>>5584872
aside from the fact that hes posting in wmw i dont see whats wrong with that post. seems pretty typical craigslist tier. i used to sell cuddles there and some of the people who use it are really quite nice.
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>>5584872
>>5584888
Your first world shit is crazy.
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>>5584907
>>5584888

idk lesbros, I always check the numbers to see who's the most desperate and the guys charts are ALWAYS maxed out, they're always at 2500. Do you guys think that they are all doing the same thing at the same time?
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>>5584888
p.s...
cuddles???
I think I might like to buy said cuddles.. how do you sell feelings?
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>>5584944
the same way you sell sexual feelings. i started out with some adds on campus in college around finals week for cuddles as a means of stress relief, when that turned out well i tried online too. ended up charging anywhere from 50-300$ an hour for cuddles depending on season and if the person was a regular or new or wanted something special. Only kind of prostitution i could find that wasnt flooded with competition. Came with headpets and ear whispering and plenty of talking and venting on their part standard. id cook meals for them sometimes if they wanted that or bring takeout and watch stuff or whatever it happened to be. kind of miss doing it but it fell apart and i had to move to a town thats too small for such things
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>>5584996
That is the greatest business I have ever heard of, do you know what kind of an impact you had on those peoples lives!
I think its sad you had to close it down, that's a great Idea.
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>>5584474
>Like hey yo you in london? So's this weird chick at 24 and a teacher that's into art.

D-do go on.
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>>>5583202
>Naturally-occurring ginger or different shades of dyed red okay too?
Natural is better but dyed hair is okay, as long as it's a nice color and not some awful reddish thing. Unfortunatly, most people who dye their hair red are like this.
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i've been keeping company recently with a guy who likes me but in doing that i'm feeling even more alone. all the girls who like me aren't attractive to me.
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>>5585508
>why does everybody like me ;_;
At least you've got lesbians or bisluts around you. Be careful with the guy though, you could end up hurting him badly. Unless you actually want to take his dick.
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>>5585519
If he knows she is gay it would be his own fault for being stupid. She shouldnt't worry about that. But she could get worried if he is one of those who don't take no for an answer.

>>5585508
Do you actively try to flirt with the ones you do find attractive?
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>>5582677
does lesgen like Dove rain?
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>>5586170
Honestly, I don't find her pretty.Her face annoys me even though I love boyish and androgynous faces. So no.
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>>5586243
I normally like Andro girls but her face is like that of an Indie rock boy looks like my brother's friends
Her voice is nice though. She seems like a cool person but gods that face is very male when she tries to look like a girl she just looks like a guy.
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>>5584000
I admit she's part of the reason I pay half attention to "Two Broke Girls" whenever its on.
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>went out to see mum today, and then we both went to see my gran and help her do her shopping
>sitting having lunch with them both
>realise they both have dark shadows on their upper lip; mum only slightly, gran far moreso

I dont want to grow into this, send help, I dont want these italian genes any more.
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>>5586410
you live in a lifetime of amazing technology like laser hair removal

>inherited light skin + dark ass thick hair
>always frustrated dealing with just the top of my hair being too goddamn thick
>can deal with plucking eyebrows but have to do it often since even a small dark hair shows up on this pale ass skin
>but my fucking legs and armpits
>can shave but damn this light skin and these dark dots showing through them the day after shaving
>look up laser removal
>nah that shit is expensive
>buy pic related
>amazingly painful
>but aspirin and numbing cream helps
>been smooth for a year now
>my armpits are amazing

I'm still 50/50 on whether I should do a full brazalian or not. Sometimes I think nah cause some girls kinda like a bush, but then I think of how much nicer it'd be to not shave or wax or trim ever again. Either way if you've got light enough skin and dark enough hair and can deal with pain it's pretty sweet.
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>>5586436
>>can shave but damn this light skin and these dark dots showing through them the day after shaving
Holy fuck this is so frustrating. Im basically never fucking confident about my legs because there's always those tiny black dots in no time.
It's the fucking worst.

Do those tria things really work then? I just assumed they were mostly bull.
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>tfw bi
>been in a long-term monogamous relationship for a year, never been unfaithful
>had crushes on girls since i was a teenager

where can i belong if i don't fit with straights and lesbians think i'm a slut? i want no part of the ~queer kids~ tumblrshit but what else remains?
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>>5586495

It's less that we all think you're all sluts, and more that just a lot of us have been hurt by bi girls deciding to go straight.
It's happened to me, twice.

Still, some people do seem to take it to extremes.
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>>5586495
Well, you got a boyfriend, right? There's your answer.
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>>5586445
It really just depends on your skin type but it at the very least makes hair thinner/weaker/fewer. I've heard it won't work on male skin as well cause tougher and whatever, it won't work on dark skin or red/blond hair, won't work as well on super fine hair. So if you're a cis girl, have dark hair and light skin and time it'll work decent. Oh and if you plan to get pregnant the sudden hormones could fuck up all that shit and make your hair grow back. So idk if you're a tranny but I wouldn't recommend it for trannies cause ya'll have tougher skin and hormones.

Really it does the best when you end up using it to the highest power but most girls don't cause they can't get through the pain and then bitch it didn't work when they were only ever at level 3. Plus it's just such a long term process of repeats that I've seen some girls just don't bother with. Just chew some aspirin and put some numbing cream on about half an hour before and you can deal with it. Have patience, follow the basic directions, it's basically idiot proof but takes more than half a year to complete.

My only issue is I'm pissed it's not corded. The battery runs out quicker on the highest power and I could barely do a full single leg before it gave out. I just split it up, would do one leg one day, left the next, arm pits the third and just wait till next treatment charging in between. I wanna take pics of the weird thing but my niece has had it for the longest doing her own. The lights will give out eventually and after that it's just trash, you can't replace it but you'll likely do your whole body twice over by the time that happens. Might buy a smaller version for touch ups in the future after this one dies but right now I'm really happy with it..
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>>5586603
Reason to kill yourself
>>5586495
>what else remains?
Killing yourself.
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>>5586605

Yeah, sounds like it'd probably be perfect for me.
I've got thick black mediterranean hair, but ridiculously pale english skin. And yeah, cis and not planning to get preggers soon / ever.

I might have to actually look into it then.
The corded thing sounds really dumb though, I hate shit like that. I had an epilator I used a long while back that was battery powered and it was the same, ran out in no time and didnt really do much. Just hurt like hell.
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>>5586495
What's wrong with fitting with bi girls? Of course there are the fake ones, but hey it's who your are.

And not everyone is as butthurt as the lesbians here, don't worry too much about it.
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>>5586773
Yeah I don't get why they make this kind of shit battery powered. Do they imagine I need the ability to move this thing around so often? I just need that travel ability so I can burn off hair in the office or shower.
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>>5586823
>I just need that travel ability so I can burn off hair in the office

I dont know why but I lost my shit at the idea of someone taking this into work and just deciding to strip off and laser themselves in their lunch break.
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>>5582677
>Using a femboy for op pic
Yeah...
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>>5586495
Many girls are insecure and cannot take rejection. They think all men are pigs because some men are, and that all bisexuals are cheaters/really straight because of experiences in their youth.

I really feel you.. except, I don't really fuck men in practice, and my sexual attraction to them isn't all that strong. I don't like being hated but I don't like the tumblr SJW community. Wanna be friends?
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>>5587018
I knew it it was a boy. Looked way more masculine than any tomboy.
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>>5587115
>>5587018
Nah it really is a girl. Some german chick that posted her shit on that HER app and I saved it cause it was cute. Would have hit her up if it weren't a different country and too young for me. She had other pics of her skate boarding and in stereotypical dyke shit like ck boxer briefs.
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Where the fuck does one meet women who aren't total tumblr wackjobs? I don't even mind if they're bi or "pan"...the most important part is that they're sufferable. Where do these mythical non shit-tier "queer" women exist?
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>>5587139
>>5587139
It's a boy on hormones how the hell couldn't you tell that with the shoulders and nose like that
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>>5587236
It really wasnt dude. You don't even see the shoulders. Hell it's a small neck and thin jaw line idk why you're even on this. Looks like any of the many billions of lesbiansthatlooklikebeiber pics you see.


Actually on that note do any of you remember all those reverse trap kinda movies growing up that disney made? Where there was a qt girl and she'd impersonate her brother for soccer/motorcycle/saving china/sport reasons and somehow attract a really hot girl, while also being attracted to some sport guy, that was also attracted to the really hot girl and it was this weird almost gay kinda love triangle? I always wanted that to end up the girl reveals herself and the hot girl turns out to be a bislut perfectly ok with it all. Never happened.
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>>5587328
>That nose

holy shit wtf
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Also posting this one cause that's my type kind of, petite, short hair, looks like secretly submissive.

>>5587334
ya know maybe lesbians just have bigger noses? Idk I think mine is kinda big. Not even jewish in anyway.
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>>5587344
>petite, short hair, looks like secretly submissive
Well, pretty much me.
>maybe lesbians just have bigger noses
But I don't have a big nose. And I'm a jew.
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>>5587344

What tumblr did you go to that had Max Caulfield-esque girls?
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>>5587367
You got a lot of money? I want to marry into wealth.

>>5587018
Took me awhile to find the thread because my eyes kept skipping over this one, pic made me assume it was some fag thread.
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>>5586495
there are more bi girls than lesbians. that's who you belong with. the bi girls.
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>>5587367
Find me and lets switch noses. Mine has some black heads that bother me, tired of this nose.

>>5587400
What that girl? That was just from lesbiansthatlooklikejustinbeiber.

>every girl I knew with this kinda hair got the cutest gf in hs
>why not me
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>>5587429
Sorry gold-digger, I'm like most of the jews, the opposite of rich.
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>>5587328
That nose, whole face screams guy
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>>5587469
>that chin
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>>5587367
This. Most jews don't even have big noses but those of Celtic/Irish background have pretty large schnozzes.
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>>5587496
Yeah, that nose looks like something a ftm would end up with after one year of T but he knows his makeup game well.
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>>5587503
>everyone in our family got our larger noses from great grandfather
>who was just the most aryan of germans ever

Weird shit.
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>>5587503

>celtic via mother
>roman via father

I was doomed to bad nose genetics from the get go.
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why don't lesbians shut the fuck up about dinosaurs??
is it supposed to show you are lel sooo randumb XP tomboiz or some shit?
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>>5587549

Been on /r/actuallesbians huh
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We all know no estrogen-abusing tran boy could ever reach the levels of Justin Bieber who could easily pull off a stone cold butch look, hehe.
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>>5587549
>dinosaurs
wtf we're all up goats we've never liked dinosaurs here
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>>5587549
>not talking about prehistoric animals to impress qt
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>>5587545
Please
>Pure Mediterranean
though mine was shattered when i was a kid to to an incident so I wasn't born this bad...
At least my hair is fabulous.
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>>5587559
I legit thought he was a lesbian girl for years after seeing pics all over the news. I just didn't keep up with pop culture and thought "oh neat another lesbian pop star, probably fake gimmick like those t.a.t.u chicks but still neat"
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>>5587596
I know right? lol
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Lesgen, I have a problem.

I'm cis (probably), but 3/4s of the time people think I'm a dude. I'm butch/andro and like it, spent time deepening my voice for cosmetic reasons even. I feel awfully exposed and insecure when I wear/do feminine things, but I'm tired of having to correct classmates and professors.

How can I keep my butch while simultaneously looking like a woman? I have a strong jaw and not many curves, am I stuck with long tedious hair and the women's section? I'd like to keep my wardrobe.
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>>5587344
>posting what are literally just femboys on pills
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>>5587628
That's pretty ftm. What is the point of deepening your voice for "cosmetic reasons" if not ftm?

But if you really aren't then you just gotta get over your insecurities. Also med-long hair. Get into running/squats so you can build curves. If you like mens wear it's ok but you have to tailor it so it fits your feminine frame instead of hiding it.
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>>5587628
The hell you care how others perceive you? You sound like one of those male trannies who go "waah I am so mad I am so sad they sir'd me so many times today time to suicide :^(" Learn not to give a fug and wear whatever you feel most comfortable in.
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>>5587591

Aww yis mediterranean hair.
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>>5587663
>What is the point of deepening your voice for "cosmetic reasons" if not ftm?
I don't know, really, but it's not like I have dysphoria (although if my boobs went I'd not care). I started doing it when I was about 11, it worked too well I guess. Anyways I started squatting a week or so ago in hopes of bettering my ass so hopefully that will help.

>>5587690
I do. I don't correct waitstaff and other people who don't matter, and I'm not hurt by it. It's just that I'm an autist and don't know how to correct people who do matter (like professors or classmates for groupwork) without them getting uncomfortable and acting like I should be offended. If anything, the assumption that I'm offended pisses me off. It'd just be easier and less rocky if people could glance at me and tell, which is why I'm asking.
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>>5587690
She has a legitimate question, and even if you should be comfortable with who you are others opinions do matter. Maybe not in your lonely basement existence, but when you are part of society perception matters. People will treat you differently according to your looks, that's just how it is, nobody cares to find out how beautiful you are on the inside and all that bs.

>>5587628
This anon >>5587663 is right. If you are gonna use man's clothes you need to tailor them, that's actually a sexy look when done right.
You don't need really long hair, just long enough that it softens your features and gives you a feminine look. Work out so you actually have a waist line, plus being in shape is important regardless. Take care of your skin, eyebrows and overall appearance, no need to go full femme, but why would you want to be overly manly if not ftm? It's all in the details.
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>>5587750
lol when I was young I started trying to sing really deeply because my grandpa would sing that way in church, and I could never tell it he was joking. My family would laugh at it though.

So even though my speaking voice is pretty normal, I fucked up my singing voice and can only control it when it's hilariously deep. It's kind of awesome though.

>>5582677
I kind of like tomboys, in that I like girls who are like "normal people" instead of basing their identity around their sex. Like the ones who do celebrity worship, and their main hobby is shopping, and they're pussies when it comes to being competent or working with their hands. They act all stupid and prissy, like being a woman is a full-time job. I still only want to date girls though, so there's that weird fuzzy line between tomboy and butch where it just gets too masculine.

We might have been talking about the idea of "chapstick" lesbians here a few months ago. I guess that's the closest I'd identify as and care to date. still definitely female but not stupidly so. they have an approachable personality, don't think they're "too mature" to do fun things (like games or making jokes during sex).
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>>5586773
>I've got thick black mediterranean hair, but ridiculously pale english skin. And yeah, cis and not planning to get preggers soon / ever.

Excuse me, miss, but are you me?
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>>5587818

I dont think so, since I dont remember typing that.
But maybe I'm just blinking out my memory.
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>>5582677
i like tomboys, but i don't want to date an FtM. I sometimes find out that a tomboy I liked has decided that they are FtM, and it is a big turn-off.
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>>5587826
>>5587818
>>5587591
Get on my level
>True Mediterranean natural hair
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>>5587826
Well, just in case - how do you feel about intimate relations with yourself??

Same to all of you, actually. Would you date or have sex with your exact identical?
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>>5587817
You described me to a T. I'm also looking for someone like that, but it's hard enough to find someone who I'm attracted to and is attracted to me without adding on extra personality traits.
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>>5587936
I can't lie that's way better than mine. I'll blame it on the English.
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>>5587962
Well I do admit that it is thick even compared to the rest over here. But it took me 18 years to learn how to tame it and some explosion days. So there's that as a downside.
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Is there a philosophy of lesbianism, /lgbt/?

Would you major in philosapphy?
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>>5587936

That's pretty high tier. Mine actually goes exactly like that.

Or it would, if I didnt keep it pixie-length most of the time.
2tomboy.

>>5587951
Now neither of us will be virgins.jpg
Ultimately, why not, I get myself off already often enough as it is
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>>5588047
If you're interested in the philosophy of lesbianism, I'd recommend you go back to the Greeks (I know I sound like /lit/) and read Sappho. It's interesting how the concept of a woman woman relationship is so strongly bonded with that of artist and muse.
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>>5588076
If you like that, you should REALLY check out Paglia:
>Sappho is a great poet _because_ she is a lesbian, which gives her erotic access to the Muse. Sappho and the homosexual-tending Emily Dickinson stand alone above women poets, because poetry's mystical energies are ruled by a hierach requiring the sexual subordination of her petitioners. Women have achieved more as novelists than as poets because the social novel operates outside the ancient marriage of myth and eroticism.
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>>5588047
if your asking about lesbian philosphy post a picture of an anon ranting about lesbianism not being real and possible for women?
speaking of which how many times have the folks on lesgen encounter the whole "lesbianism dosent exist" ordeal
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>>5588047
I actually really liked philosophy in general. Minor in it from uni, mainly took analytic shit, it was really interesting. Long term if I were to go back into academia I'd do like my fav professor and go from bs in mech e to doctorates in philosophy. Focus on what a dick wittgenstein was and language models and junk like that.

Never got much into social philosophy though. I know enough from basic entry shit, just never was a focus of mine.
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>>5588083
Cool I'll check her out.
Although that comment about Dickinson seems a bit off, she was so not homosexual, if anything she was a Christ fetishist.

I do kinda think (though I'd never say it to breeders) that our love is on a higher plane; hellenic and intellectual rather than a medium for procreation.
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>>5588107
I'll never fucking understand analytic types. I avoided that shit like the plague even though I'm NA and it's dominant here as well.

I just don't get how anyone could like it.
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>>5588091

I've met it a couple of times, both from guys who thought they were far more intellectual than they actually were.
One was /pol/ the other was /r9k/, so they took different routes to the same basic idea. It was retarded.
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>>5582677
Only trashnies cant tell subtle difference between the face of a cute tomboy and a boy. Therefore, they get butt blasted.
It is hard, but a girl generally has more gentleness of the eyes and softer cheeks.
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>>5582677
Cute!

>>5582718
Normal, but I like her nose and mouth. Prominent.

>>5582729
Trying too hard. Showing the underwear is soooo 2000. -_-

>>5582843
Trying too hard 2: The "Bed Head"

>>5582850
Mannequin.

>>5582876
A cute! :3

>>5582904
A cute! <3

>>5583190
GET BACK TO /fa/!

>>5583271
2D > 3D

>>5584000
Would make babies with.

>>5584474
LUG...

>>5584543
A sweet. :P

>>5586170
Will fall out of /fa/ soo quick.

>>5587328
Cute troll-nose! :3

>>5587344
Nice short hair!

>>5587469
>tee-hee
Er, no.

>>5587596
Looks like she's bored.

>>5587663
Meh.

>>5587734
Nah.

>>5587919
Uhn..

>>5587936
Are you perchance a 147cm tall sicilian woman? :3
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>>5582729
Not a butch, but definately a tom. You probably described every girl x tomgirl couple in wanting to dominate one in bed.
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>>5588190
I am 167 sadly, the shortest in my family too... I cry, wanted to be 175.

Anon are you 175cm or taller?
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>>5588227
182 cm, not a grill senpai.
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>old member of my skype group is now an mtf
>outspoken "lesbian"
>constantly awkwardly hits on twinks and asks them out despite being a "lesbian"
>rants constantly about men and how men are evil especially ftms
>lesbian

I feel sorry for you all and how you have to deal with idiots like this I really do.
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>>5588287
No. Just noo... ;_;
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>>5588287
>obnoxious fake bisluts who call themselves lesbians and are extreme stereotypical man haters
girls like that need to go kill themselves and repeatedly run over with a truck
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>>5587936
I want your hair inside me. Is that even possible? God damn, it's literally perfect.
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>>5588317
Absolute Haram. My tongue would do a much better job.
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>>5588178
>>5587328
>It is hard, but a girl generally has more gentleness of the eyes and softer cheeks
Neither of which they have if you go by their other photos. Same sharp cheekbones all the skinny fag boys who take hormones have. Has a sharp brow and nose in those pics to boot. Your talent for picking real girls needs work senpai.
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>>5588363
I can usually guess and be correct 60% of the time on a androgynous person's gender.

But to really seal the deal, I'd have to see how they sound and act irl. Now THAT gives their real sex away.
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>>5588308
It's an mtf tho. So everything else that goes along with it is like toppings on shit

>>5588317
>immediately experience ptsd of getting a hair stuck in my clit
Aughh
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>>5588372
>Act
What do you mean?
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>>5588412
IN your clit? In? How sharp do you think hairs are?
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What are you majoring in lesgen?
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>>5588427
Finance, wanted arts or graphic design but I don't want to be poor.
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>>5588427
Music Business and Technology, because I don't care about being poor.
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>>5588120
I won't lie it was pretty autistic dudes in the classes. Usually 9 out of 10 cs or math majors, they thought I was the most liberal one with a mechanical degree. But I loved the small class sizes and topics. Arguing over minor language models nobody else gives a fuck for gave me a lady boner.
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>>5588418
The occasional pube gets caught and it's not sharp, feels like constantly getting salt in a cut.

>>5588427
Emergency medicine.
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>>5582876
>A cute! :3
I know right? Glad someone else agrees with me

>>5588227
>167cm
>short
man I'm 165cm and up until now I did not know what to think of my height. Sometimes I feel pretty tall, other times I feel rediculously tiny.

Is there hope for a 19 year old to grow any taller?
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>>5588591
meant to quote >>5588190, not myself
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>>5588591
Well I have been the same height since the age of 14. That was the last time I felt tall. As a 20 year I am just average compared to the girls where I live.

But when I was in France, I felt like a midget. Seriously they are all tall, thin and exquisite.
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>>5588591
>Is there hope for a 19 year old to grow any taller?

I'm 5'8" (177 ? ). I grew an inch when I was 20. I'm 24 and haven't grown since. There is a very slight chance you can still grow an inch, but I doubt you will grow any more than that.

Sorry, anon. Seems like you lost the genetic lottery.
If you have a shitty posture, get that fixed. It will make you look taller.
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>>5588427
Aiming for a doctorate in Psychology
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>>5588791
Can you fix my mental illnesses?
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>>5588822
I want to become a professor and teach to avoid that kind of thing so nope. Sorry
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>all this crying about trains
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>>5588985
What the fuck is a transwizard?
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>>5589011
Fucking lel.
Are you pic related, anon?
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I am 178 cm. I live in the US midwest and this seems pretty normal around here, maybe just a little bit tall. But then I went to school on the west coast, I was the tallest in my class. The second tallest (or maybe the same height on a good day?) was another girl. The girl I dated out there was around 173.

>>5588998
A wizard is someone who makes it to 30 without doing any sex. I'm guessing this is a trans woman that is over 30 and hasn't done sex. Or maybe they transitioned 30 years ago and hasn't done any sex during that whole time. Or they were a huge slut but are past the age of 30 and identify as a virgin.
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>>5589033
>I am 178 cm. I live in the US

know how I know that your're a liar?
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>>5589033
>cm
>done sex
>US
kek
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>>5588559
Why emergency?
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>>5590180
>>5590087
This..
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>>5582696
tranny lesbian here. i never bitch about them. i love them and always thought they were cool.

only exception: mfw when pre-hormones and get turned down by them because they " only like girls ". in other words every lesbian who mistakes you for boy when transitioning. it happens. no hard feelings but it happens a lot.

tl;dr: srsly whoever says this is just louder thanthe rest of us when it comes to our opinions of cute tomboys. not more numerous or prevalent
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>>5582677
That girl doesn't look like a tomboy. That girl looks like a boy period.
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>>5588559
>EM
Marry me.
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Hey, filthy man with a penis here, I have a question

Not long ago I realized that I know what kind of fetishes straight guys and gals usually develop as well as male gays and mtfs but I honestly don't have an idea what lesbians are into.

So what are your personal kinks anons?
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>>5582677
>lesbians
Pure untermensch
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>>5590428
>germans
Pure cucks
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>>5590439
>implying Britain won't be the bastion of the fourth reich
Dyke untermensch whore
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>>5590419
i like muscular girls who can dominate me. i don't know if that's a fetish, but it's my preference.
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>>5590461
The line between a fetish and a specific preference is quite blurred today, so yeah, I would say it counts
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>>5590475
>that picture
Foul degeneracy , untermensch
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>>5590485
>wanting a weak pushover pansy gf
no anon, you are the untermensch.
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>>5590490
>not realising I want the strong embrace of a fellow Schutzstaffel officer
Once again, you are untermensch
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>>5590504
>lost the war
>not untermensch
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>>5590550
>B-but it was the jews and da conspiracy, it's NOT FAIR!!!!
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>>5587936
Holy shit, your hair look nice. I have curly hair too, but mine are juste so flat on the top.
What's your hair routine?
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>>5586495
I don't think you're a slut be my wife
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>>5588091
> how many times have the folks on lesgen encounter the whole "lesbianism dosent exist" ordeal
Many, many time.
>>5588120
>I'll never fucking understand analytic types.
That's my favorite shit in life.
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>>5588412
>>immediately experience ptsd of getting a hair stuck in my clit

>tfw when happened to me
>had one for 3 days long
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>>5588427
>>5588791
Want to study psychology too, to become psychologist or some shit
>>5588822
I can, it'll be 500$/hour
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Failed my exam and got dumped.
Might as well kill myself
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>>5590419
I'm rather feminine and I often fantaisize about a very feminine woman dildo fucking me
Also I really like age gaps (like 4 to 20 years difference)
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>>5591299
It's quite simple, will sound maybe a bit disappointing if you expect more. I just wash it every 3rd day (just shampoo and conditioner, no oils or any of that shit), never blow dry cz it feels like it kills my hair, it loses the softness, explodes and the curls become weird waves and ugly.

So basically I take care to avoid heat damage. Also if I ever iron it I also try not to ruin it. I also keep the natural color, only ever dye the tips like now slightly blonder or do ombre. It grows crazy fast so they don't last before I cut them.

But I splurge on the cut, and get one twice or three times a year. I go to a really fancy place cause after 18 years I learned that it's really what makes the biggest difference on the way it turns out, like you cant believe. Been going to the same place for a while so heknows not to cut it in a way that would require high maintenance and the natural thickness of my hair helps.

Oh and I usually wash it, let it air dry (usually explodes so I always wash it at night) but the next day after it compresses when I sleep it is purrfect.

But it's really just a gene blessing cz mom's hair is also great.

I ended up ranting.
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>>5590087
>>5590180
But I never said I was from the US, only that I live here. And all the other girls were using cm so wouldn't even someone from the US just follow up with cm too? Whatever, les be crazy.
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>>5591399
No, a real American would use feet and inches and not compromise.
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>>5590311
>mistakes you for boy when transitioning
If you're not done with transitioning you're going to look like a boy.
It's not a mistake on the lesbian's part to not be attracted by something that is, for all intents and purposes at that stage, a man.
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>>5591396
>Tfw half black
>Tfw will never have goddess tier hair like anon
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>>5591430
Whaaaat mixed race hair is the best hair
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>>5591396
>Oh and I usually wash it, let it air dry (usually explodes so I always wash it at night) but the next day after it compresses when I sleep it is purrfect.

This is the ultimate technique, exactly what I do too.
I keep my hair WAY shorter now, but yeah, when it was mid-back the day it's washed was meh, the day after was glory.
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>>5591447
Definitely not. So annoying to take care of, and to end up looking like a sheep
I'm so jelly about white girls's hair.
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>>5591430
>>5591463
What's your curl type? It's all a matter of taking care of your hair, according to its needs. I have about three different curl patterns in my hair, so getting them to look uniform is a bitch but it can be done.
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>>5591541
>What's your curl type?
3b.
>It's all a matter of taking care of your hair
Ain't nobody got time for that.
> I have about three different curl patterns in my hair
How is that possible.
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>>5591560
I guess the grass is always greener.
I have straight brown hair like most white girls and it's a bit boring, but I know it's easier to style so I guess that's good.
But damn, when mixed race hair is done well, it's the best
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>>5591560
I don't know, but most of the back of my hair is 3b and curls very softly and neatly, half of the hair in the front is more 4a and the other half is 4b/4c and dense as fuck. Both my parents are insanely mixed mutts so I blame them.
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>>5591430
Don't think like that. It has the downsides. Like it is so thick ponytails are just impossible and I get a headache if I ever get one done. And wearing a hat is just ridiculous with the forest that comes out if I don't straighten it.
If i do straighten it, it barely lasts through the day and it is a miracle if it does.
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>>5591707
>blessed with silky perfect siren brownhair
>wanting mixed race hair
I will never understand you.
>>5591718
>>5591733
Been there.
The struggle is so fucking real anon. I gave up long ago.
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>>5591750
I just go with braids and twists all the time or some type of pinned updo when I'm inbetween my braids/twists. I always look cute and it's easy to manage even with my crazy hair.
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>>5591774
Same, tie them all the time.
Never went out with them untied, feel like I'd be mocked if I ever did.
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>get tired of being called sir
>get rid of the usual baggy clothes, put on some nice tight-fitting jeans and a small shirt to make my boobs more obvious
>still get called sir

Androgyny is pure hell.
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>>5591859
There was a period where I went full fro, and I got compliments on it, from lots of people, but it's too rough on my hair picking it out like that all the time. Plus the amount of people openly trying to touch my hair went up like 800% so I got tired of it. Some people have no fucking concept of personal space.
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>>5591930
>Plus the amount of people openly trying to touch my hair went up like 800% so I got tired of it.
kekd.
Here's another reason for me to not untie them.
People's greasy fingers.
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>>5591865
Why don't you take advantage of the situation and go hit on straight girls?
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>>5592102
straight girls are scared of their own pussies. What would they do with another one?
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>>5591394
You single?
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>>5592644
Yup af
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>>5593193
What is your age?
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>>5593204
19
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Did that anon ever go on that "date" with the dude she meet on her trip? I'm curious about how that turned out.
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>>5593204
Is 19 too young?
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>>5593256
I was scrolling through the first page and stopped because I saw a qt. It's from the pass thread.

They're growing stronger. I am uncomfortable.
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>>5582677
I don't understand why a girl would want to look like a faggotty boy. That's literally what she looks like. A emo-twink faggot.

I hate to be that guy, but you'd have to be straight to actually find that attractive.
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>>5590419
Age gaps. Rough sex. Especially biting and spanking. I've been both the older and the younger in gaps of more than five years, and have lusted terribly for women over 50.
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>>5593403
she reminds me of so many awkward anime loving artists you'll see at anime conventions.

>short hair
>piercings
>looks like a twink emo boy

like those are the types to schlick themselves to yaoi and some of them being unable to score a bf because of how yaoi obsessed they are, they'll end up with another yaoi loving fangirl who also looks like a boy dyke thing.
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>tfw mildly attractive to some girls but bleed awkward creep vibes that repels women
>tfw almost all have either fucked me on the first date or stopped talking to me after the first date
>tfw just want another awkward loser gf to struggle through life with
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>>5591396
How do you do to not "wash" your hair everyday?
If I sleep without wetting my hair, the next morning they are ugly, tangled, and puffy as fuck.

I do let them air dry tho, I also use curling hair mousse, I also use extra soft shampoo, and conditionner, but yeah ... they are still not good.
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My gf is almost 20 years older than me and has a whole lot of money.

She buys me clothes and food and takes me out to eat a lot.

Am I a gold digger now? I don't want to be obviously but everyone always looks at me with this like nod and wink to imply that I am.
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>>5593895
You have a mommy complex, bro. It may feel like it, but there's no way two people that far apart can connect in any meaningful romantic way.
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>>5593916
I'm okay with that to be honest, I didn't have a mom growing up.
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>>5593895
>>5593929
I want your life anon.
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>be meeting with large group of friends today
>most don't have any dating experience with men
>some girl casually asks if they might be more interested in females
>absolutely everyone admits to having kissed/dated/fucked a girl before

So, whom do I bang first?
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>>5593966
by alphabetical order obviously.
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>>5584724
S at her most glorious again, everyone.
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>>5593966
Start with that "some girl" that asked first. She's the real hero of the story and deserves a good eating out.
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>>5584695
I guess people just want to know if you're into vagina, penis or both
So whether you want the actual vagina or what's around it, don't care
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>be awkward nerd
>bff is extremely social and popular
>get a call from her
>we are hanging out with mayor band tonight
>going to music festival on their tour bus on the weekends
>VIP living for a couple of days
>have to get intoxicated before meeting to curb anxiety
>not even a fan of the band
>tfw can't enjoy life like a normal person

I'm not complaining, I know I'm rather lucky. I just wish I could go out and have fun without some chemical help beforehand, specially since that is always involves some risk.
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>>5593980
legit kekd
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>>5593975
>>5593989
The one who is first alphabetically is also quite the hero; She's this really shy, sweet girl, that you feel the need to protect. When asked if she had kissed a girl in the past, she started laughing really hard, said "I did more than just that" and then went on to talk about how she had scored herself a MILF during her mid-teens.
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>>5594090
It's time, anon. This is it.
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>>5594090
> really shy, sweet girl, that you feel the need to protect.
>she started laughing really hard and sai "I did more than just that"
> she had scored herself a MILF during her mid-teens.
She'not shy.
She's better at scoring pussy than my own fucking dad.
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Do any of you ladies want to be my political bride
You only need to give me one son to inherit the family estates :^)
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>>5594161
you're a male?
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>>5594176
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
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>>5594188
then
>pic related
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>>5594193
Fair enough
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>>5593929
well, cool. you do you.
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>>5593815
How do you sleep with your hair? I sleep in two French braids every night. If I'm lazy I'll do a big top bun, but it'll never look as good the next day as the braids.
I never go to bed with my hair loose.
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