fashion edition
how do you differentiate yourself from the common filth?
I wear a tanktop and short shorts because i can
and i like to point and laugh at people who wear skinny jeans or all-black outfits
I don't. I'm very straight-acting, no fashion sense. I'd rather blend in with the masses than stand out.
tshirt n jeans
i wear skinny jeans with a leather belt, slim fit shirts, a jacket with a furry hood and either brown formal shoes or nike airs
Second for foreskins
r8 my goth ninja fit
>>5542571
>autism
That feeling when the guys I hook up with never message back after the first time...
Am I really that bad of a slut?
I dress like a Supernatural character. Layers and daddy issues.
>>5542541
It's alright, I don't want boys to play with it anyway. Just look at it during sex and get filled with rage.
>>5542572
>CI-1
in my defense i had an urethral blockage as a newborn so i guess they just fucked my shit up any ol way while trying to fix it
>>5542561
this is how I imagine you look like :3
>>5542577
don't tease the guy with style
>>5542572
CI-8.5
>>5542552
>tfw you haven't shaven in a long time
>use buzzer to trim away hairs before shaving
>buzzer cuts right into your skin
>blood gushing out of the cut
Every fucking time!
>>5542595
Im not gonna post pics of my ugly tiny dick on 4chan.
>>5542601
shhhh no 8.5 is ugly. go on hon just post it
>>5542572
CI-5 here.
>>5542604
I'm not a hon just because I say my dick is ugly when it is. Its full of fordyce spots, so no.
>>5542595
Of course. He just might be at work though too.
>>5542614
>playing hard-to-get
you cheeky little slut
*teleports behind you*
we can do this the easy way or the hard way
>>5542622
here you can see all the dick you want
https://www.google.no/search?q=small+penis+with+fordyce+spots&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjujqOMyafKAhXjVHIKHRSGAjAQ_AUIBygB&biw=1276&bih=664
>>5542633
which one's yours?
>>5542636
none of them. I never take dick pics.
>I will never be a chubby goddess
>>5542592
>8.5
Same.
Sometimes i feel like it's disgusting, but still prefer it over dried up kike cock.
>i will never have a qt blonde twink as bf
>>5542665
been there done that four times over
they're pretty to look at, but
>>5542652
Congrats
>>5542660
post a pic pls desu
Even at a heavy metal show where everyone is wearing all black I stand out like a sore thumb. It would seem I am pre-determined not to homogenize
>>5542665
>I will never have a mma muscle bf
>>5542693
>astrologic symbol tattoo
oh I get it
heavenly body
lame asf
>>5542674
good for you
>>5542693
He needs to cut that beard as hard as his body.
What's the best way to get my bf to give up weed/ cigarettes/ drink less? Should I just give him time?
>>5542693
what the hell is going on here? he's got missing arm. or like it sorta looks robotic.
>>5542712
Show him those quentis comics.
>>5542712
You need to give him time because you can't just stop all of those things cold turkey especially at the same time
>>5542714
roids will do that to you
>>5542704
>not appreciating beards
>>5542712
Ultimately, it comes down to whether he wants to quit or not. All you can do is be there to support him no matter what decision he makes. Keep in mind that if you find they conflict with your interests and you feel that it interferes with your relationship, then you may want to reconsider.
>>5542724
>le sneaking in face
I'm growing mine out, hoping to be a real alpha daddy desu.
>>5542722
MMA fighters/competitors aren't allowed to take enhancing drugs. etc. They are not on juice.
>>5542719
>you can't just stop all of those things cold turkey especially at the same time
but that's the best and only sure to work way to quit
>>5542724
I appreciate beards, I don't appreciate tangled masses of unkempt fur. There's probably rodents living in there. Also don't you use my man against me.
>>5542729
why do you keep posting your face
>>5542722
I really doubt Emil is on roids considering he's norwegian and the sponsors he have
https://www.instagram.com/emilmeekmma/
>>5542712
If he can't quit smoking weed/cigarettes or drinking for you and his love for you then he doesn't love you. I say dump him.
I SLEPT ALL DAY
AWOKE WITH DISTASTE
AND I RAILED
AND I RAVED
THAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
THE SPROUT AND THE BEAN
IT IS A GOLDEN RIGHT
IT IS A TWISTED STRING
>>5542731
>the best and only way to quit.
It really depends if he has an addictive personality or not. Some people can ween off and be ok, others cant. He also has to want to quit or else you'll be wasting your time.
>>5542734
Wiz I knew it was you. why trip under a new one.
>>5542740
one of the reasons why I wouldnt post my cute face here
im a cat
rawr
:3
>>5542693
dyel
>tfw beard so long you can comb into it and let go and the comb is still inside your beard.
now I know why black dudes leave combs in their afros
>>5542761
cute tbqfhwyfaeittrfnimho
>>5542746
Nah, not Wiz, just similar tastes in fictional men.
>>5542769
im dancing
im prancing
gimme some treats :333
>>5542774
Supernatural is dog shit.
>>5542763
muscle mass really is not everything even speaking aesthetically
just seems to be some weird male /fit/ self-obsession no-one irl likes hench af fatties on permabulks
>>5542763
me? no, I don't lift. there's no point.
what the heck went wrong with us
>>5542729
I really really really like this picture
>>5542741
>addictive personality
ffs this shit has to end
>i-it's just my personality!
no, it's nothing but an excuse based on pop psychology schlock
>He also has to want to quit
true, but wanting to quit always means quitting cold turkey and never going back
>>5542790
our holes were stretched out the size of shower drains when we were kids.
>>5542788
>doesn't like powerlifters
t w i n k
>>5542797
Stop dealing in absolutes sith lord
>>5542788
wrong
>lurk through last thread
Ann you're in for a hell of a ride. Booger craves drama and is a meangirl and will get her crew to do her biddings. Good to see booger hasn't changed whatsoever since mtfg. Boogers sociopathy/psychopathy is top tier autistic drama. Shes psycho as fuck and will lie and manipulate to get her way.
This is going to be very fun to watch.
She works in patterns shes already set it stone the first move.
>le ex gf meme
>>5542803
lol, i weight 140 but i have pretty big muscles
>>5542788
You're right, muscle mass isn't everything, but for a lot of guys on 4chan it's all they have. That's were the obsession comes from bb
>>5542803
isn't this basically like a tranny but on the other side of the scale. a manny.
I have a long sleeve thin top and you can see my nipple poke out
>>5542812
>tfw can't wait for Boogs-Ann drama
>>5542828
bitch stole my gif
>>5542826
do your nipples get erect?
i hate gay porn because it's full of tiny dicked low test uggos.
>>5542831
teehee
>>5542807
How tall is he? Looks like 5 ft 5
>>5542833
yep
>>5542828
>>5542828
Dude its going to be great. Booger did some insane shit just horrible shit to people on mtfg blatantly. But she doesnt have her GRRRLS to back her up to autistically attack relentlessly just the femboi crew who are going to be just a huge part of this autistic shit as them. In fact they will be doing most of it thinking they are helping but they are just as big as pawns of boogers autistic shit as everyone else.
Booger bby grrll don't let me down make me laugh.
>>5542828
I won't let anyone harm ann
>>5542572
i'm in between CI-7 and CI-8.
>>5542819
Being big is so nice. Turning into a big muscley teddy bear has won me so many friends and kept me out of so much trouble. Being a fat kid at the same weight never worked quite the same
I'm new to this general
Who the fuck are booger and ann and what are they doing together
>>5542839
Ripped looks good depending on the guy. I knew this tiny little 5'3" manlet bodybuilder, dude was basically a square of muscle who could throw me across a room. One of the sexiest guys I've ever met, though his super sweet personality helped. Straight though.
>>5542812
>>5542852
bitch, do you even know booger?
hate to call a nigga out, but booger is kind of a sad depressed mess that cries near constantly and has next to no self confidence
if you think booger can control anything you are sorely mistaken, cause nigga can't even control his own emotions
>>5542843
hide your face in shame
>>5542856
I agree with what you're saying, but there are some that don't even have that.
>>5542552
Any twinks into MMA here or do you all have girly hobbies?
Feminine guys with manly hobbies like MMA/guns are rare
>>5542857
They used to live together, but Ann cheated on Booger with RedDread.
Red is a huge, home-wrecking cock slut.
>>5542847
5 foot 11 breh
>>5542857
booger is a de-trans gay.
ann is a bi fitizen femboi chaser.
I think they just chatted/skyped together.
>>5542860
does anyone else leak precum when they do squats?
>>5542873
>get a job that requires physical exertion
l i t e r a l c u c k
>>5542883
no you fucking freak
>>5542805
quit dealing in relatives, gay gay
I have never, not once in my life, met anyone who was able to wean off a bad habit step by step without forming another destructive habit in the process. trust me, I know a shit ton of narcotics abusers, having been one myself once
cold turkey is the only way
>>5542856
you were going to win over those friends regardless, lifting didn't make any difference. if it did it probably just gave you confidence and you thought causation implied correlation.
I'm a mean looking person, and I don't lift anymore but I can scare people away regardless. Being fit wouldn't win over any new friends, as personality, how you carry yourself, etc, counts more than how you look.
>>5542861
Which is sad, but so long as people in general appreciate muscles it's not a bad place to start pulling your neet self together
>>5542869
>claims to be a Justin fan
>posts Klokov
>>5542873
weightlifting is a sport
its even in the Olympics. dont be sour
>>5542892
just asking, asshole. i thought it was a normal thing like pee shivers.
>>5542904
I don't even have precum.
>>5542886
Why do people shop their pics for instagram so much?
>>5542874
I'm stealing all your gifs, alienfu.
im better looking than 90% of the posters here, solely based on the facts that I have blonde hair and normal weight.
As bonus: I'm also younger than most of you.
>>5542919
you stop that
>>5542921
But are you cut or uncut?
>>5542898
The universe doesn't work like that. You could have started singing, parkour, dancing, knitting, pantomime, whatever. The people you met you would've met regardless, the universe is deterministic, if you feel good about lifting great. but its not a cure all end all for everyone.
>>5542925
im uncut and my dick is pretty
>>5542693
there are more attractive mma fighters
>>5542921
so underaged?
also normal weight = average
average isn't good looking
>>5542928
Where on the chart?
>>5542860
Which is why you should take what she says with a grain of salt.
But I already said enough if this thread right now is just a taste of what happens when booger picks a target.
Im just going to watch from the sidelines.
I feel sorry for you ann you might as well never post because its going to get dramatic.
>>5542929
Im surprised he still has a pretty face and no cauliflower ear yet. All mma competitors get Cauliflower ear
>>5542929
I don't really like jewish-american faces senpai
>>5542896
I made a number of those friends because my personality doesn't match my body. It's endearing to meet someone who throws you for a (good) loop. The fact that they look, presume based on looks, and then have those presumptions shot down is a big bonding moment. Sure if we didnt click we didnt click, but it makes a notable impact in how relationships can evolve.
Not to mention the respect you recieve for physically exhibiting a proven capacity for long term dedication
>>5542912
It's like starting a new hobby to find friends. Doesnt seem odd desu
>>5542923
i watched the weightlifting at the London olympics
it was cool
>>5542947
I don't give about anything less than a CI-7+, fuck off, wouldn't even let you smell my farts
>>5542947
>average twink
pls, even irishanon probably looks cuter than you.
>>5542945
You would've made those friends no matter what. The respect you get from physicality you could've gotten from being an excellent painter or a runner, or just something. You just picked something and like most people you think that what gave you a feeling of mastery means that is the cure, when its not.
Each of our lives are already decided on, if we chose this or that, it doesn't matter, the results comes out the same.
who else /terrible public transit system/ here?
>>5542953
bc ur weird tho
>>5542969
my body pics have been all over this website
I posted my stomach in the last thread
nut up or shut up, faggot
>>5542953
Gymnastics, Aquatic Sports and Wrestling are all pretty GOAT for eye-raping qt pie athletes.
>>5542964
Oh, im talking to this guy.
>you just picked something you liked
Doesnt picking anything for yourself defeat the idea of determinism?
>>5542983
>i cant even crosslink
>check out the archive, im the camwhore here
fuck off bitch
>>5542969
Dyels who just started lifting and think theyre Arnold are so cringe
just.... stop
>>5542976
britian #1 for economically inefficient public services
>>5542993
so is that a no on you proving the bs u spewin'?
>>5542999
your fault for not living in london
widely known as the best city for urban transit in the world
>>5542992
No. You can pick whatever you like, it doesn't change what plan there was. Just like when the photon splits we can predict where it goes (what you decide) but the overall pattern ends up being the same.
You could've picked staying at home to try and avoid it all but sooner or later something would've forced you out and the universe would've lined up so that you would meet the people you were supposed to meet and be where you were supposed to be, no matter what. Free will is just the illusion of your central nervous system.
You are after all just a photon like everything else in this universe, and you too fall into the pattern.
>>5543006
n-northern powerhouse
georgey does care about us right?
I love how the fembois take over the thread and they just bitch about lifting and body hair and man shit.
You have your own general you trannies.
>>5542999
You haven't been to the midwest United states have you? If you don't have a car you're shit out of luck. The only transit available is buses and even then they're always late, always out of commission, and never go where you need them to go. It's a total fucking nightmare.
>murica and their gas guzzling cars fuck yeah
>>5543017
um... thats not how photons work
are you in high school?
>>5543025
how is it not how photons work?
>>5543020
>tfw i chat with george osborne every fortnight or so
his kid goes to my school. it doesnt get any more privileged than that t b h
>>5543021
literally what? show one post where that has happened
>>5542976
>EU legislation forces all EU nations to always accept the lowest bid when buying public transportation
>this means that we get Italian made trains that aren't designed to work in cold climates
>all trains are now late in the best case scenario, provided that they don't just freeze in their tracks
thanks EU, I sure love going to a business meeting that's over by the time I get there
>>5543035
m-mods
>>5543031
Just read bitch boy 5652 posts.
The Nigga even wears lipstick in his photos what a ho.
>>5543029
its like the opposite
im in between sets but tldr:
yiu seem to be talking about the probability wave collapsing, but you got mixed up - the whole point is that we know the average pattern but we DONT know the photons path, and the end result is merely the average of all possibilities and in fact has no guarantee that it will be the same - there is no reason other than probability that light travels in a str8 line and its entirely possible that on the quantum scale of quantae of light light will bend and deform randomly and unpredictably
>>5543035
I'll post whatever I like, thank you ver much.
>>5543053
But we can choose where our protons go...
>>5543058
Yeah you unless your lips naturally look like you just sucked off a dragqueen dick at the gay bar.
Enough is enough! This is a place for MEN not women.
>>5543058
>no i dont
l i e s
>>5543039
215.5lb this morning. Down two belt loops and fitting into clothes a good bit better. Not such a bulky profile anymore. More swimmer-y, the way i like it. Long way to go tho
>>5543048
I already said that you can't predict the trajectory of the first dot. But as more and more dots hit, the pattern will always be the same.
To put that in a larger context, you can spend your whole life being healthy but die from a heart attack.
You can life and feel like its getting you friends and you're meeting lots of people, but the pattern doesn't care about that one single dot. Everything that is supposed to happen, will. There is nothing you can do to change that, no lifting, eating healthy, nothing, will change it. Your life is dictate by events that dates back to the big bang, all you are now is a dancing puppet for the demiurge.
>>5543057
that doesn't matter, it isn't really your choice. if you move, where you move is still dictate by the same pattern. things fall into place exactly how they are supposed to.
>>5543071
Yeah the logic of it all stays the same. The mathematical equation of how it happened stays the same but you actively choose the formula you're going to use for your situation.
>>5543062
Fair enough mate, I've changed my diet to water and fruit(for lunch and snacks) now, as long as I stick to it, ill be pretty good I think
>>5543066
>>5543071
>>5543075
>"i just had my first philosophy class, i am now an expert on literally everything!1!!1 xD"
god i hate children
>>5543100
>pssh, nothin personnel, kid
>>5543100
I've never had a philosophy class. Here's your opening to tell me to start, or maybe say that it shows.
>>5543111
not really. i will say this: next time, sk yourself before you say, do or post something the following
>"am I trying to contribute to the thread or am I trying to get attention?"
that should clear up a lot of your autism, and the rest can be worked on over time.
>>5543121
>contributing to the thread
And how, exactly, does one contribute to a puddle of diarrhea?
>>5543121
I'll contribute with whatever I feel like. If this was your private specific site, I'd appreciate the sentiment but its not. So please don't act like the thread police.
>>5543058
ur beatufull no methur wat they sai
be proud of ur full lips, gurl
>>5543138
>be proud of ur full lips, gurl
we posting lips?
let's post lips
Let's say my ex and I are currently in a scrap with each other.
In such a way he didn't believe I took our relationship seriously and left.
I've convinced him to rethink it rather than just jumping off with another guy.
I don't know if he's actually coming back.
>>5543179
well did you take it seriously
did you even lick his bum bum before making sweet rumpus pumpus to him
When people posts on the internet do they actually think about thread quality?
Like I've never even considered thread quality I just post.
I don't even post on topic ever on any board I've ever been on.
>>5542571
This is exactly how I dress
>>5543192
just crop any old selfie then
don't leave me hangin' bro
>>5543197
if you wanted quality you wouldn't be on 4chan.
>>5542940
If you have decent ear protection in sparring you can keep it away for a long time.
A friend of mine has been wrestling for about 10 years straight and never so much as got cauliflower ear because he was always using earguards. On the other hand I know a guy who got it in under a year
>>5542941
sorry to hear that senpai
>>5543138
p-pls stop bulyen me
>>5543197
m800 some people make 4chan their entire lives especially on this board
same as with other certain tripfags im not going to mention making numerous obnoxious posts saying how they are going to stop posting here now and how they are moving on with their lives etc etc etc
>>5543217
>cauliflower ear
Just google'd that shit.
Fucking horrifying.
Nice Greek qt tho.
>>5543264
>certain tripfags im not going to mention
http://shadebutton.com/
what makes you cry, /gaygen/
>>5543309
when i look at myself in the mirror
>>5543039
This is water
>>5543309
nothing.
>>5543341
joyful participation in the sorrows of the world
>>5543264
But 5652
Making obnoxious posts saying you're leaving than posting a minute later is extremely fun.
Maybe I should post my ass on Grindr because no one seems to want to talk to me.
>>5543348
can't post ass on grindr. only in pm.
>>5543348
How do you not get people talking to you on grindr?
>>5543351
Nice briefs just morph into my ass anyway, so no issue.
>>5543354
by being ugly.
>>5543354
I don't know. I say hey there or maybe make a comment about their profile, and they eithe have a 1 sentence conversation or ignore.
>>5543358
You have to be pretty ugly. Im ugly and I get tons of niggas.
>>5543359
not him, but no.
>>5543359
Only 1 or 2 every few days. Or obvious serial killers or retards who live 1000000 miles away
>>5543370
Then I am really ugly.
>>5543392
no its too late
youve offended me so much i am going to leave 4chan and NEVER come back
this is it! goodbye everyone! alas, I shall miss you all, as this chapter of my life is bookended by abandonment and loss. Yea, weep not for me, but live as if I had never left all those who knew me.
No, no! Its alright! I'm going! I'm going!
farewell!
hi guys im back
>>5543425
hi
now get out
>>5543434
oh my god i cant believe youve done this to me
this time i am for real NEVER EVER going to come back
its OVER
>>5543439
sory ;_;
I was just being mean
pls come back
>>5543452
ok im back
>tfw shaved balls
o-oh
How many times have you had sex in your life, gaygen?
did anyone buy any powerball tickets?
i bought 5. if i win im buying 4chan from mook and creating a tranny containment board called /unp/ - unpassable and renaming /lgbt/ to /polgbt/.
>>5543458
well, how are you doing
>>5543463
none.
>>5543463
under 20
i cant remember specifically how many times with each person
>>5543463
Like over 1k with 48 different women. You stop counting times once you're over the age of 16 tbqh.
>>5543498
pls leave chad.
>>5543463
2 partners, 5 times bottom, 4 times top.
Awdul
>>5543508
You don't know how shitty the straight sexual world is. Its the most disgusting thing ever be glad you're gay. Women throw that shit out to everyone who is loud and obnoxious and asshole.
>>5543463
Idk
>>5543463
Something like 10 times
Only once was any good. The last time was disgustingly bad
Save me ann
>tfw feel like a piece of shit even though I've never wronged anyone in any way
is this the baseline of how being gay feels like?
I know it probably doesn't get better, but does it get worse? seriously thinking of suicide
>>5543557
suicide is a solution. it never gets better than what it is right now.
>>5542929
>tfw no conor McGregor bf
I was talking to a guy who trained under his coach yesterday, cool dude
Might spar with him soon since he's gay (the random guy not the coach/Connor)
>>5543569
dont you have to be shirtless to do mma?
>>5543557
It's just the process of becoming an adult :^)
>>5543573
i mean you can spar with a rashguard/shirt
>>5543573
Oh yeah, I forgot my chest comes under psychological warfare
But you can spar in compression tops too desu since its just training
>>5543539
First time: drunk, horrible
Last time: stoned, horrible
>>5543582
>>5543573
>Irishanon in a rashguard or compression shirt
tfw you will never give a bj to noam chomsky
>>5543539
First: with bf, bad, lasted too long.
Last: with fwb, one-sided, lasted not long enough.
>>5543597
r u an anarchist?
>>5543598
do you ever top?
>>5543591
Loving this desu
Why jeans tho
I'd be in shorts, fucking inconsistent
>>5543601
I did once and I didn't like it. I don't fantasize about it at all. I'm only rarely dom at all, even, so topping is just not appealing to me.
>>5543309
seeing other people cry
rare sheev aced
>>5543309
Seeing myself become a meme
>>5543309
other people's disappointment
lost potential
>>5543667
pic related