https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
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tinychat/gaygen
tinychat/gaygenrehab
>>5541369
the vocaroo is referencing
https://youtu.be/kMp4UVXFUtI
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BM8ibTJIPI
Post twink lewds pls
>>5541382
>>5541365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZmFWkGeqxz
I can put on an Aussie gay voice, but I'd probably have to talk louder. I don't want people to hear me.
>>5541366
Something like this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cxWLGaatLT
>>5541030
he's delicious with a full beard
>>5541390
that is a bit cringey
>>5541391
I think I have a new crush.
>>5541387
I cant im on senrty duty
Its dark
>>5541397
oh my
>>5541400
>On sentry duty
>Posting on 4chan
I bet everyone feels secure under your watchful eyes :^)
>sign up Grindr
>barely 1 message a day, usually from someone 1000 miles away
>think of myself moderately attractive and interesting on at least some level
Damn, no wonder gays have such a high suicide right.
Maybe I should just post a picture of my ass as my profile and just hate myself
>>5541390
I can't hold an australian accent for more than 6 words before it slips a into cockney british accent
otherwise I'd continue the saga
>>5541407
Yeah
>Talk to random recruiter on LinkedIn about decent opportunity.
>Now possibly going to a completely different company to talk with them.
>Potential to make a lot more money
>Feel guilty and like I massively fucked up
Why do I feel this way?
>>5541396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XxW9uw08Qo
Cram it, bully.
>>5541414
You were trying to do an Aussie accent in that first recording?
I don't think I've tried an American accent for a while, all I know is that I have to emphasize my "r"s a lot.
>>5541403
>>5541425
I mean the, "what's this then, slut?" vocaroo
If I'm drunk I can do a perfect aussie accent though
>>5541427
>tfw the camera man at your gay porn shoot is cute as a button but now you can't act demure and coy when you flirt cause he's seen the inside of your anus
>>5541425
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XxW9uw08Qo
tara strong:
not sure if twilight or princess from drawn together
>>5541443
it's from drawn together
>>5541432
Yeah, I didn't get an Aussie accent from it at all. You sounded like a stereotypical twink in a high school movie.
>>5541443
It's Clara from Drawn Together.
>possibility of meeting qt today
>phone breaks
fml
For the first time ever, I'm seriously thinking about how my life would be better if I was a qt girl
and honestly I have no idea on what to do
>>5541390
>tfw bully-kun has a masc qt voice
I was expecting a gay voice desu.
>>5541459
>also I'm not sure the comedy would hold up today
Why? not pc enough?
>>5541480
Why you askin all them questions?
>>5541480
I meant more that the things we find funny when we're younger often don't match what we find funny as adults
>>5541459
Get into it, kunt kween. This is how supreme Aussie gays sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyAQx521kVQ
>>5541476
W-why?
>>5541454
3 seasons was enough, any more and it would get stale.
>>5541372
89,632,980 views
God damn!
>>5541505
I'm so sick of Australians thinking they are at all important in the world. They're a country based on exiled criminals. Forgotten people.
>>5541505
I...I am far too sober to attempt any semblance of a responce
>>5541514
Cunt.
>>5541530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHUc5OQ-ZGg
Just bask in the fierceness, hunty.
>>5541470
post qt 5652
>>5541505
>W-why?
Dunno.
Your voice is kinda hot, though, kek.
>>5541536
Criminal
>>5541553
bully-kun dindu nuffin
he a good boy
>>5541548
>tfw 90% of male models skip legday
it lets me rationalise my inferiority though, so im p happy about it
>>5541553
My grandparents migrated from Italy in the 40s...d-don't make any assumptions.
>>5541570
As I said CRIMINAL FAMILY fleeing Italy after being part of the fascist nazi party
C R I M I N A L
>>5541562
They avoid getting big legs, since they have to fit in clothes.
>>5541574
>CRIMINAL FAMILY fleeing Italy after being part of the fascist nazi party
all you're doing is making bully-kun more appealing
>>5541557
>im not qt tho sorry
F I N A L L Y he realizes
>>5541580
>tattoo on hand of woman
YUCK
>tfw never-nude
>>5541591
I'm usually not 100% naked
most of the time just underwear
being naked feels nice though
>>5541591
fear not there are dozens of us
>>5541585
>tfw no qt fascist aussie with italian descent bf
Life is suffering
>>5541596
I have gymnophobia, I can't be nude or see others nude.
>>5541591
Cut offs are sexy...
>>5541606
So how do you shower? Do you have to pop a valium every time you wash your balls?
>>5541618
>So how do you shower?
he doesn't
smeg city
>>5541574
Nonno and nonna bully lived in a snowy village in the north!
I wish I lived in a snowy village.
>>5541605
Whatever you do, don't drink any household cleaning products! Do not make webms of yourself falling down the stairs for all of gg to see!
It gets better!
>tfw no Norwegian lanklet bf
>>5541613
no it's hell. I have to shower with a t-shirt and my underwear on, and even then my arms and legs feel exposed.
>>5541625
>tfw no Norwegian lanklet bf
well I'm greek, tubby, and short
so I mean close enough amirite
>>5541618
If I'm going out and have to shower I usually wear a t-shirt and underwear.
If I'm not going out I just use baby wipes fully clothed.
I never really cared about boybands or any of the shit new music that has been being made for the past 15 years, but every once in awhile I watch shit that I normally wouldn't. Oddly enough this isn't too bad. and this guy would look good if he was a "Muscle Chub Bear"
that face with more beard, more muscles and a chubby belly. sounds delicious. I guess his name is Liam at least that's what the photo says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwgf3wmiA04
>>5541643
Liam is the only cute 1D. He's also the straightest one, of course.
>>5541655
idk i liked zayn a bit
>>5541655
Probably why he's the only one I find attractive. Masculinity is the most attractive thing, I don't care what fem lovers say. Nothing better than a man who has a beefy hairy chest and can bench press your car.
>>5541636
I am morally opposed to each and every one of those things.
>>5541655
I like Louise. She'd be cute if she wasn't a filthy Pommie.
I literally only know one 1D song though.
>>5541665
I use to think Adam Levine was so hot and masculine when I was a teenager. Now that I'm older and wiser I can't stand him his voice is so god damn annoying and girly and his facial hair is just a false bravado to appeal as masculine as he can when he's just a fraud. That stupid phone booth song was not only stupid but really fucking annoying. It's like listening to cats having sex.
>>5541685
still paler and skinnier than the kleppe tho
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z5fwbOJxCl
>>5541685
Isn't Australia like full of greeks?
Maybe my boy drought would be done if I was white...
Being anything but white just leads to the inherent racism in the gay community lol
>>5541731
asians are okay
blonde boys with blue eyes tho...
>>5541721
Most Australians pretend to be masculine macho type. They fight anyone they see on the street that they don't like.
Roid heads with anger problems. They're always drunk too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jigt2mkfeMg
>>5541731
I'd probably have mental issues if i was a nigger, on top of being a faggot.
>>5541741
Literally subhuman trash.
Just like the Brits.
>>5541745
>>5541745
I always feel bad for nigger fags. People either only use them for bbc or dat booty.
>>5541745
>tfw will never have bf
>>5541695
Whatever you say, Mr Papadopoulos.
I just realized you (visually) remind me a lot of this kid I used to bully online, back in 2008. He's a tranny now, there's a Daily Mail article about him.
>>5541739
Sick.
>>5541721
I don't think so. Lots of Chinks and sand niggers in Sydney though.
>>5541741
>That video
SP or Jupp? I remember one of you posting the same one.
I'm guessing it's Juppy since you have your trip off to say mean things.
Stop being so nasty to me, I did nothing to hurt you.
>>5541758
>tfw british
>tfw I agree
London is the closest place to a reasonable, civilised society in the country, and it still a complete shit hole.
>>5541776
>>5541745
>mfw
stay mad, monkeys
>>5541745
You know blacks are very kind to white gay men. They have no problem with gays of white complexion, but the moment blacks meet gay black men or women, they go apeshit (pun intended) They get extremely upset over any black man who isn't breeding. It's not really about losing masculinity when getting fucked in the ass by another man it's about not reproducing and making more black people in the world. Granted most blacks are very religious (still baffles me how they can even be religious by adopting the white man's god, but what ever) but the religious part of being gay as wrong only applies to their own race.
>>5541783
I'm not a monkey, but I might as well be bc uggo.
>ex posts picture of our dog
>his new bf replies and says how much he loves "our little boy"
This must be the gay equivalent of a step dad stepping in and loving your son
>>5541779
>Papadopoulos
oh god that's somewhat close to my actual last name
fucking greek names
my mother should have kept her name
>>5541779
>Papadopoulos is a cookie company name in greece
They taste gr8, always binge when i'm visiting family.
>>5541801
>greek
are you hairy, beefy and masculine with curly dark hair like Jaxton?
>>5541811
I take it you've never seen me post a picture before
because yes to all of those
>>5541811
>hairy, beefy and masculine
He's 100% the opposite.
>>5541811
Haha dank
>>5541814
post pic!
>>5541811
Most greek men don't really look like that desu.
Tons of hotties, though, when i'm on vacation or visiting family in Greece.
>>5541819
http://imgur.com/a/kpVp2
masc as they come, babe
>>5541824
That guy you posted looks pretty masculine curly dark hair and hairy. I don't know what you're talking about.
>>5541811
I know a guy who looks exactly like a short, chubby version of him.
Made that Men On Edge video where he's chained to that dildo bike really weird to watch.
>>5541801
>tfw fancy Italian last name
>>5541829
>http://imgur.com/a/kpVp2
Fems and twinks need to die desu
Its only a world for us masc dudes
>>5541829
I like that haircut on you.
>tfw your mom has to talk you out of quitting your job.
T-thanks
>>5541833
That's why i posted him.
Don't expect all greek guys to look like this.
Why are you so desperate for a romantic relationship?
>>5541866
That's an Ottoman empire greek. A mixed greek; a product of Arabic rule of a dominant white peoples. I'm talking about pure greeks not half-breeds.
>>5541861
Do what feels right, I support you!
>>5541838
>tfw literally the only family in the world with our last name
>>5541844
I am, but where I live, he can't live with me, and he has a penchant to run away just because he is a hyper dog (we rescued him as a runaway so it's a bad habit of his he probably picked up from his previous owners) and I live on a big farm now with absentminded people who can't close a door
>>5541892
if this is really you then I can't stop laughing, I'm about to die of laughing at how you think you're masculine or attractive at all. Hahahaha
>http://imgur.com/a/kpVp2
>>5541892
>I suddenly forget...
e.e
Holmesian Deduction it is.
>>5541880
It's pretty much just like Italians.
The southern you go, the more arab-looking the men are in Greece.
>>5541897
>ow you think you're masculine
what's sarcasm?
I'm asking for a friend
>>5541892
>we don't resemble our mother in the slightest
>>5541824
Mmm
>>5541903
don't get me wrong I don't hate anyone, but you know sarcasm doesn't translate well over text form. if you are just joking i will give you back respect points and give you a 3/10 for making me laugh so much.
Does anyone want to talk to me on skype pls ;_;
>>5541897
Stop being mean.
>>5541892
>we don't resemble our mother in the slightest
Oh wow, another genetic fuck up from Shitler.
>tfw no wurst bf
>>5541922
why don't you join a group that meets in public somewhere that share the same hobbies or interests as you because seriously you're pathetic posting this shit in here.
>>5541922
Depends. Does talking involve sexy nudes?
>>5541931
>anyone from /lgbt/ going out in public
>>5541897
pls don't bully alienfu.
>>5541931
Because i only get to go home like once every 3 weeks
>>5541893
I know, I just needed her to talk me off the ledge
>>5541942
>them greek genetics be strong af
but you are as pale as milk
was your father a white greek or was the skin color of your german mother the only thing you inherited?
>>5541927
>tfw no wurst bf
I'm pulling for you. You really do deserve the worst bf.
>>5541955
it's hormonal related
my aforementioned near identical sister is naturally olive
>>5541956
oh annie
>>5541954
It'll be worth it once you get something else. Walking out of a shit job is one of the best feelings in the world.
>>5541956
CAN HE RECOVER
>>5541968
AnnSkellington + RedDreadRevolver SHIPPING
when?
>>5541956
Look here, Dick Rickets. I've had just about enough of you, and other "muscle men" trying to bully me for no good reason.
I've been nothing but kind to you, SP, Juppy and Red, and all you do is wish misfortune upon me and cackle like a bunch of roided out cockatoos on a clothesline.
>>5541942
trotskitty.leon
who is this guy whose pics are posted all over the thread?
stop trying to make it happen. wouldn't dip my dick into that for all the money in the world
>>5541975
ann is biscum looking for fem hons and dread looks like a masc hobo.
probably not the best match.
>>5542003
gross
>>5541995
they have lifting in common, that's gotta be worth something
>>5542003
will you be my qt aryan bf?
>>5542012
>never ever
How does that make you feel?
>>5542012
>Hitler literally eats babies
and you have a curly orange mohawk
so I guess we're even
>>5542012
>kiwi
>10% of the population is into the same sex
^I saw the above posted by some gay psychic in the last thread
Does anyone actually believe this lie to be true?
All studies I've googled say only 2%-3.5% of the population identifies as /lgbt/.
Yet /lgbt/ people love to exaggerate and act like many more are gay.
There is 7,400,000,000 billion people on this planet.
Only 148,000,000 - 259,000,000 are /lgbt/ worldwide.
Which means only 1 out of 28-50 people in this world is /lgbt/.
/LGBT/ are also 2.7-2.8x more likely to be pedophiles compared to heterosexuals.
>>5542012
I eat babies too
>>5542005
Post sister pics.
>>5542008
Depends. Will you be by my side when we expose international jewry and throw those globalist marxists out of our country? :^)
>>5542031
that's not a good thing
>>5542034
if u dont get ur thirsty ass out
>>5542030
the mistake you make is to look at the total population of the world
just look at statistics for western countries
>>5542030
>only 2%-3.5% of the population identifies as /lgbt/.
I identify as hetero.
I just like getting my bussy rammed hard and have warm cummies oozing out of it, occasionally.
>>5542045
>Are you sure you got the right pic?
positive
>>5542031
eggs are delicious though
literally a screenshot of my captcha!
>>5542052
Aha! It was boog.
>tfw I miss boog.
>>5542068
>>5542052
I confuse them all the time too
>>5542068
wasn't from them
he did have some things to say about you though
>>5542080
>he did have some things to say about you though
trannies throwing shade, who would've thought.
>>5542080
>he did have some things to say about you though
Spill the T, kunt kween.
>>5542086
>that pic
>people think this isn't a mental illness
>>5542080
>wasn't from them
Well I'm stumped then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy9_r2Rzrc0
Whose voting for TRUMP?
>>5542096
about as mentally ill as ur fascination w/ anachronistic 20th century politics
>>5542111
He has beautiful hair like cornsilk.
am I fucked up in the head if I think Shia LaBeouf's beard in this is perfect example of masculinity in it's raw form? His acting and personality aside plz. I'm just talking about his beard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZGAExj-es
>>5542116
omg someone photoshop trump into this corn pic.
>>5542118
I have this weird thing that anyone who was on disney channel is an automatic turn off for me
>>5541789
Christ was not white and His church was established in many African and middle eastern places long before it reached Europe. That being said, gospel music and black American Christian culture did come from plantations and was "given" to them by their owners. So I see how you can see it as a white man's God. Just sayin the religion came from the East and was never meant to be westernized.
>>5542111
I would if I could.
watch this reaction of liberal hipster faggots btw
I can believe how oblivious they are to their own stereotypes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KYiyDlCD74
>>5542114
>implying /pol/ isn't just pretending to be natsoc
>>5542128
>>5542118
>tfw i've fapped multiple times to Shia's ass on this video
>>5542131
can't*
>>5542130
>was never meant to be westernized
but it is and your argument is irrelevant
>>5542137
/pol/ack are you cut or uncut
>>5542126
>Laughing-Meme-Face-Female
>Female
>>5542131
I hate the gay scene at my campus.
I don't know how much longer I can wait.
>>5542146
cut actually
>>5542156
So the Jews got to your penis...how does this make you feel?
>>5542156
>cut
>>5542156
Have you ever posted pictures?
of your face, not your circumcised penis that is
>>5542172
you should post it again, I'm too tired (lazy) to dig it out of the archive
>>5542156
I find it odd that pro nazi /pol/acks that are racist and hate jews are in fact circumcised. It's like ultimate irony that a barbaric practice of cutting of infant boy's foreskins that jews and arabs always perform is also commonly part of the same anti-semitic and anti-muslim opposing groups.
>>5542172
You don't waste any time or thought on the fact that you were subjected to genital mutilation to fuel the anti-wrinkle creams of the Jewish cosmetic industry?
>mfw im a leftwing liberal who supports immigration and opposes anti-semitism
>mfw uncircumsized
jews reward their loyal supporters
>>5542172
>I actually did.
ok real talk why do people post pics on here?
>>5542199
i like posting progress pics here because compliments make me feel like my effort was worth it, and insults motivate me to keep trying
its a win-win
>>5542207
post legs scarf and shoes.
>>5542199
Well, luckily I am not identifiable. You'll see what I mean when someone actually finds them.
>>5542215
>inb4 you're wearing Guy Forks masks
>>5542207
>looking for validation from strangers on the internet
>>5542194
>I don't have them anymore.
are you saying you don't have a separate folder where you keep pictures of yourself?
>>5542210
http://i.imgur.com/DIhiONp.jpg
>>5542215
Are you the guy who just posts selfies with no post text sometimes?
i drew a sketch of him onetime - this guy?
>>5542207
Love thyself first before you commit to loving another.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMpFmHSgC4Q&list=RDt2NgsJrrAyM&index=25
>>5542223
how basic of you
>>5542238
to be organized?
whoops
>>5542222
if it keeps me going to the gym, I don't care how dumb it is
>>5542223
mmm. just noticed i have 300 or so pictures of myself on my computer, I should probably purge them at some point.
>>5542233
woah bro thats deep
>>5542245
Pic related is /pol/ack.
>>5542251
E V E R Y T I M E
>>5542251
>>5542251
ignore the haters /pol/ack, I would still mpreg you
>>5542251
ewwww girl are you 16?
>>5542263
>mfw
>>5542268
may our first child, be a masculine child
>>5542187
>You don't waste any time or thought on the fact that you were subjected to genital mutilation to fuel the anti-wrinkle creams of the Jewish cosmetic industry?
Why waste time and worry about something you can not change?
>>5542274
with a mutilated penis with skin bridges and all
http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/92/929acafb901402f4fbd035b50e622ee6ffe6cb65_full.jpg
>>5542282
>what is foreskin restoration
>>5542283
I have to cringe hard everytime I see that.
Please stahp
>>5542282
You can change it for future boys who have no say in if they can keep your forskin or not. Don't support selfish thoughts if there is a way to stop it. We all must join together and protest the government to enforce a law protecting innocent children subjected to penile mutilation without their consent. To not intrude on religious freaks' freedoms, only religious circumcisions allowed.
>>5542290
how about multiple skin bridges
http://www.noharmm.org/images/skinbridge2.jpg
>>5542308
>a medical operation
What other kinds of operations are there?
What was the reason? Did you jam your dick into a power outlet?
>inb4 "phimosis"
You're not even meant to be able to pull it back for a few years, your parents fell for the Jewishest trick in the book
>>5542309
I have no desire to click on that
>>5542296
>You can change it for future boys who have no say in if they can keep your forskin or not. Don't support selfish thoughts if there is a way to stop it. We all must join together and protest the government to enforce a law protecting innocent children subjected to penile mutilation without their consent. To not intrude on religious freaks' freedoms, only religious circumcisions allowed.
It was commonplace at my age but seems to be becoming less common now, and I think that is a good thing. If I was given the chance to go back and change that I would but that just can't happen so it is what it is.
>>5542308
>just so no one is confused
>this is not actually me
why u lying?
I could suck a dick right now.
I really wouldn't mind sucking a dick right now.
>>5542289
>>what is foreskin restoration
That is currently not viable for me as I have an issue worse than http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/92/929acafb901402f4fbd035b50e622ee6ffe6cb65_full.jpg.
once that is corrected then I can look into restoration.
>>5542320
True you can't change what has happened to you, but it should have happened at all in the first place. It's barbaric and must be stopped.
>>5542325
Pick one
Also, report in lads
>>5542328
probably better than mine
even though mine is incredibly accurate for a caricature
>>5542333
>shouldn't have happened at all
>>5542331
post a pic desu
>>5542322
>why u lying?
You don't see any difference between those pics? Like maybe how I don't have huge fat cheeks?
>>5542317
urinary tract infection when I was like six or something
it hurt like fuck when I pissed
>>5542289
It would just make a sub-par regular penis. I wonder if it would feel like a permanent skin condom over my penis.
>>5542334
I'm CI8 and i would like CI7-CI9, but im not fussy so i would accept any of them
>>5542308
>Really have no idea why that is exactly.
At one time it was considered to be cleaner and healthier, honestly why didnt they just think about proper hygiene?
>>5542334
CI-7xCI-7 master race reporting in
before i agree to go on a date with someone I always make sure their dick is the right type, or I ditch them on the spot. I havent got time for unaesthetic dicklets.
>>5542334
wtf dicks are ugly and disgusting
>>5542352
>before i agree to go on a date with someone I always make sure their dick is the right type
so cruel, senpai
>>5542334
CI-7 ,.but sometimes CI-6 if it's hot/warm environment when soft
>>5542353
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
>>5542353
are you even gay?
>>5542363
post a pic of or butt then
>>5542342
>Like maybe how I don't have huge fat cheeks?
Your cheeks look pretty fat to me.
>>5542353
They vary, like other things.
What do you think of this one?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1452059248413.webm
(ignore the female)
>>5542364
honestly, i don't even know anymore
>>5542353
no you
>>5542371
thank you anon, i think i'm gay again ^_^
>>5542374
you said you were cut, what the fuck is going on /pol/ack
>>5542353
>Tfw although my dick is only average-sized, its uncut and aesthetic, with a nice smooth taper and unblemished surface
Thanks god, I owe ya one ^^
>>5542380
>you said you were cut, what the fuck is going on /pol/ack
well mine doesnt look that different
looks pretty close to C2 when hard desu
>>5542384
post a pic desu senpai
>>5542384
Can I kiss it?
>>5542384
:3c
>>5542387
Love knows no bounds, distance or age are no impediments for love.
>match with guy on tinder
>message him
>he actually replies
>spaghetti is barely contained, call him cute then apologise
>he calls me cute
>now talking about films
HELP
