Chat: ChristianChat.net
Dead Edition: >>5537533
first
first for finding a qt jewish or arab bf
The only meaning to be had is that which you can justify before your own god
>>5539385
>jewish
>arab
masc guy here,
what's the gayest/most stereotypical thing you do?
me: i like to watch the wendy williams show and talk like a black woman on the internet.
>>5539381
Looks good to me. But I'm not expert.
>>5539418
Cry at the inherent absurdity of life and all its situations
>>5539418
I like musicals.
>>5539430
2fem4me.
>>5539418
sucking cock
>>5539407
>some gays actually fall for the whites4whites meme
>>5539418
Im not gay at all and im masc but the gayest thing I do is dance to hare hare yukai and pretend im a little girl behind closed doors. I wish I could get treated like a girl sometimes. You know giving a guy head and they pat your head and call you princess because its your first time and he's really gentle but he knows he's just warming you up to go hardcore and brag to his friends how he fucked a virgin straight guy.
>>5539418
>wendy williams
I listen to k-pop.
>>5539418
>me: i like to watch the wendy williams show
you mean wendell FTFY
>>5539418
I love musical theatre. And have a very cringe-worthy experience of having had a crush a guy who was a musical theatre actor.
>>5539438
Ikr, the shame. It's genetic. I blame my father.
>>5539430
whats your favourite?
>>5539479
Was he a closet case like you?
>>5539480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMnZ0-sQ3As
Ask a young gay Brazilian gay boy anything!
>>5539519
sorry for the repetiton
>>5539519
Post brazilian butt.
>>5539519
Are you poz yet?
>>5539519
Are you a tranny?
>>5539519
Are you one of those qt German Brazilians?
>>5539522
all the brazilian butt i have is on my phone, sorry.
>>5539534
>excuses
A real discredit to you nation anon. Where is your civic pride?
>>5539541
I fucking hate Brazil. Going to the US asap.
I'm a complete virgin at 21. A friend of mine wants me to suck his dick, but I don't know if I should do it. I'm really scared of intimate touching since I've never done it. Help me, gay guys. Should I suck him off? He's quite experient in lewd things.
>>5539538
>I'm somewhat spanish-looking
Oh well. Wasn't really getting my hopes up.
>>5539538
Would you be okay with fucking a (white) tranny?
>>5539547
yes
>>5539547
Yes.
Now fuck off.
>>5539538
>another br
awkward desu
>>5539552
Sorry bruh. Being ugly sucks.
:c
>>5539561
???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
Can we make the next edition 'Forbidden Romance Edition'?
>tfw secretly a sub that wants to get dommed by men and women
I want tranny cock in my mouth badly and to be dommed by a tranny...
Please give me a reach around while calling me a pathetic excuse for a man ._.
>>5539567
It's awkward because I'm br too and never expected to see another one around.
>>5539577
can we make it the rhodsian army edition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wybow3G7E8
>>5539604
how old are you, anon?
>>5539562
Don't give up hope, there is somebody for everyone!
I'm just not into the whole Mediterranean look.
https://www.instagram.com/hotdudeswithkittens/
You're welcome.
>>5539589
Don't keep it secret too long. Nobody wants an old used up sub.
>>5539621
20. Why?
>>5539624
>tfw half greek, half dutch
>tfw milky white skin, no shitskin turkish genes
>still hazel eyes, not blue
dunno if it feelsgood or feelsbad man.
>tfw just jerked off imagining a fat tranny cock in my mouth and they are laughing at how much of a loser I am
Btw what's Christian chat .net?
What the fuck is a tay tiger?
>>5539633
just curious
>Charlie Carver comes out as gay
We totally didn't see this one coming, amirite lads?
>>5539624
There isn't. I've already conformed to that. And my biggest problem isn't even being ugly (since I'm just slightly bad looking but not horrifying, but my inability with people and my lack of lust for life.
>>5539646
y-you too anon
>>5539659
I'm 18. What are you studying?
>>5539636
Milky white skin is always good, and Dutch boys are super qt.
>>5539657
You'll make it, just believe in yourself!
>>5539654
who?
>>5539667
It's unlikely that I will. I'm at a point that it saddens me that I don't feel so suicidal anymore
>tfw not abby martin
>>5539661
Why do you want to know? I'm not going to chat about these things on 4chan of all places. Drop a throwaway email or whatever if you want to talk to me.
I'm worried a guy I met is black.
How can I figure it out or convince myself to like black guys?
>>5539680
Ask him if he's a nigger
>>5539676
Jeez man, don't be so paranoid. You literally could be in any college in any state. It's not like I asked the neighborhood where you live.
>>5539672
Okay, I give up. You're even more depressing than Harmonist.
It's my greatest dream to inspire all of gg not to kill themselves!
>>5539692
S-sorry, I'm kind of really paranoid and autistic. I study medicine.
>>5539686
No that's too awkward and abrupt.
God I hope he's white ;_;
>>5539708
I know I'm offputting, maybe I shouldn't have stopped going to the shrink and taking meds; but I was just sick of it.
Who's Harmonist?
>>5539712
I'm trying to get into medicine. In late February I'm going to go into a prep school in SP.
>>5539708
Didn't you bully boogs and circe into commiting suicide?
>>5539708
>It's my greatest dream to inspire all of gg not to kill themselves!
the only time i have ever spoke to you u repeatedly called me a chink
>>5539721
Good luck! And you better to ready to study quite a bit. It's not hard, but you have to learn a shit ton of stuff and have it always ready. I also had to learn how to control my anxiety, which is kind of bad in the long term.
>>5539727
>chink
Are you asian?
>>5539716
>Who's Harmonist
http://shadebutton.com/
>>5539723
They had it coming.
>>5539729
I know. I've just been feeling so depressed all the time because I suck at maths. And I only have one year to learn all this shit.
>>5539674
>tfw no aston martin
>>5539742
>They had it coming.
boogs is insufferable, circe is k-kinda nice sometimes.
>>5539738
yes
>>5539771
She has a small penis.
>>5539746
I focused on the things I found hardest. try to have a good base, most of it is adding new sht on top of old shit.
I never knew gay sex could be so beautiful and pure
>>5539767
Hmmm. I'm not seeing it.
Post pics for proof.
Preferably boypussy proof.
>>5539773
That's not a flaw, it's a feature.
>>5539771
Everyone looks ugly next to The Kleppe, Tales from the Crypt Dick.
>>5539760
>I will never suck on Benjamin Eidem's Swedish meatballs
>Get asked out by a bisexual
>turn him down
>he gets mad and gives me some sob story about how every gay guy he asks out turns him down
>block him
It feels bitter sweet. I know he'll just end up being a waste of time and money like every other bisexual I've tried dating.
>>5539777
>tfw no bf to synchronize breath with and stare deeply into the eyes with through tantric sex
http://xhamster.com/movies/2728331/gay_tantra_sex_ritual.html
>>5539418
>talk like a black woman on the internet
there isn't a single person on the internet who doesn't do this
sorry to break it to you
>>5539775
Idk, maybe I'm just too lazy for med :(
>>5539771
>she has a crap personality
>she's a whining attention whore
Both shouldn't be a surprise for a trip.
>>5539789
Mmm, tasty
>>5539808
Come sit on my lap. I'll "help" you with your studies.
>>5539374
I thank Jesus, he's a good gardener
>>5539789
It's the only logical option desu.
I mean, if it's only about fucking, i don't care if someone is bisexual, even if bi guys tend to be lousy fuckers.
But dating is a no, waste of time and money on a person that will most likely fuck your life up the next time he gets a vaginajew craving.
>>5539644
Tay Tiger
It's furry shit
>>5539822
thanks, but no
>>5539846
>>They'll probably be shitty in the future.
>> I should be shitty first
>They'll most certainly be shitty in the near future
>I should not allow people that are not good for me in my life.
FTFY.
sometimes i feel like a girl tbqh :3
>>5539831
I'm concerned.
>>5539872
Post girl butt.
>>5539872
Kill yourself tbqh.
>>5539872
sometimes i feel like i don't have a body at all and is just free form energy
>>5539890
Its ok. If you dress like a girl for whatever reason im attracted to you.
>>5539893
..i thought i was the only one...
>>5539908
That's because you're a druggie.
How do i live a more outwardly gay life? Im not saying i just want to start hooking up with guys all the time, although im not opposed, but i really want to find other gay guys even if its just as friends. I want to find others like me.
>>5539875
why?
>>5539917
They say that if you're not doing something right now you never will.
>>5539846
It's more
>this person has a very high chance of being shitty
>I shouldn't open myself up for heartbreak
>>5539915
just say no
>>5539922
Some kind of weird guy in one of my classes said I was a "Tay Tiger" type of guy. The way he said it made it seem like it was some kind of wide-spread thing everyone knows about. But like I said, he's weird.
>>5539930
Nigga that dont help. What do i need to do? I tried tinder and grindr, but im not sure where to turn. I was thinking about volunteering for a gay cause but idk.
>>5539953
It wasn't meant to help, it was meant to make you understand that since it hasn't already happened for you it isn't going to. You can spend your time trying to get where you want but if you are not already doing it you probably never will.
>>5539947
run far away.
>>5539374
>jesus edition
No thanks bb
>>5540004
Dusty Daddy!
>>5539953
Gay bars are the traditional way, but Grindr is probably the best way. This is if you want a circle of friends who are gay, exclusively. It's the only way to properly vet your friend group to make sure they all like boys.
If you just need at least one gay friend, just expose yourself to people and try to talk to them. 10% of the population is into the same sex. If you have 10 friends, especially if you select for people who seem to be gay to you, you'll have at least one gay.
It is easiest, as a rule, to just make an effort to initiate a conversation. If a person doesn't want to talk, or is feeling awkward, it won't work. That's fine! Even the most delusional person can't believe that 100% of people are falling over backwards to talk to them. There's at least 1 person out there who just isn't interested, and there is a chance that you have talked to the only person in the room who doesn't want to talk to you. Try again.
There are some people, like me, who are total chatterboxes and love to converse with everyone. Reach out to us! The relationship is not guaranteed to go anywhere, but at the very least you'll get good practice with attractive social skills like small talk and body language.
>>5540008
You know it bb
>Japanese men are making fun of my penis
>says thought America was home of big dicks
>Japanese people will never swarm around mu giant white American cock
>They will never bow
>i will never steal kenjis gf
>For some reason I'm even more turn ed on right now knowing that even Japanese twinks laugh at me
>tfw will never wear a kitten buttplug for daddy.
>>5540011
>10% of the population is into the same sex. If you have 10 friends, especially if you select for people who seem to be gay to you, you'll have at least one gay.
lol bs
>>5540039
>Japanese men are making fun of my penis
That bad huh?
>tfw will never wear a kitten buttplug for daddy.
Never say never, bb.
>>5540039
Kill yourself
>>5540043
You'd be surprised who's not talking
>>5540064
Kill yourself
I want to meet a cute nice friendly gay guy at a café or a library
I hate being gay and having to resort to grindr or shitty gay bars to find a bf
Why do you think it's any different for straight people? Assert yourself anon
>>5540089
iktf
tfw no gay cafe
>>5540089
>tfw you will never be an anime girl
>you will never rub your ass of chaser cock
>you will never have chaser cum on your face
>you will never dress up like his waifu for his birthday
>you will always just be a fat man
>>5540104
Awww
:'(
Are you smelly too?
>>5540104
Chasers are gross
Gay boypussy is best boypussy
>>5540112
You have a new place?
>>5540131
Yeah I got a new fuckden
Come visit. You can sleep in the sling
>>5540103
because it is you dumbass
I can probably count on my fingers the number of straight couples I know who met on dating apps or shitty nightclubs. Only desperate straight people have to resort to tinder (my dumbass, unattractive, uninteresting asian friend comes to mind).
Also when you're straight it's much easier to flirt with someone without risking your life.
I'm not a sjw but I hate it when someone goes 'straight people face the exact same struggles in the exact same intensity as gay people' when that's just not true
>>5540112
I wrote like three paragraphs responding to this about why I wanted a weeb bf...i love everyone...love to flirt and make them happy...and willing to sacrifice myself to do it. I just want a weeby bf to study Japanese with tbqh...i didnt realize I had to become trans for this...
>you will never get too drunk and cry to your girlfriendsabou t how much of an asshole he is
>know deepdpwn he isn't but im just being a bitch
>always doing random things to test his manliness
Why couldn't I have been born a girl instead of an alpha male tbvh?
Chasers are cute when they type in paragraphs about how they are different.
>>5540110
No...i clean mine <3
>>5540112
That's probably the first top to bottom video I've seen where the guy's actually into it.
Shame neither of them are that hot.
does bottoming make you a girl tbqh?
>>5540151
Lefty isn't my type but he's cute in how much of a dumb cockslut he comes off as
>>5540155
Yes tbqh...its ok all gays are girls tbqh...
>>5540155
Bottoming is actually more manly than topping because you have to be really tough to take a cock where it isn't even supposed to go like that is real grit and determination and endurance
>>5540166
You're really wise senpai tbqh...
>>5540166
thanks for making me feel manly senpai
now i know how much of an alpha i actually am
>>5540158
both of them are disgusting faggots
shit taste
>>5540166
You should prove your manliness tbqh and take this bat up your bp senpai.
>>5540180
l i t e r a l l y
the biscum idiot i met on grindr is probably waiting for me right now at the shitty place we agreed to meet at lmao probably took him 30 min to get there. what an idiot.
he deserves it for wanting to use me as a lab rat tb h
>>5540188
But im fuzzy and kind of cute and extremely masculine who wants to be a little girl. Please make me feel like a little girl with your cock senpai tbqh... ;~;
I only ask men that I think are capable of taming me that tbqh...aka...you...
>>5540205
Kek you go girl!
>>5540205
>piece of shit detected
>>5540208
Post boypuss then
>>5540216
he had it coming tbH
Can anyone recommend a decent gay movie/TV series? I've only seen Brokeback Mountain.
>>5540216
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being shitty to biscum. They break ourb hearts they use us and throw us away like we are nothing.
Were just doing them a favor by getting them into women more than 70 percent women 30 prcent men and making them never question their "sexuality" again. Quite frankly tbqh hes doing the right thing tbqh.
>>5540219
Why would I show my mancrater when you're not even going to show your visage?
>>5540227
http://www.theouts.com/
>>5540227
i'm watching this right now
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111019/
pretty good so far
also this is one fucking beautiful and completely unconventional as far as gay films are concerned
i loved it
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1714210/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4
borkeback mountain sucks btw
>>5539374
Should I bleach my anus?
I'm exclusively bottom.
>>5540248
>you will never smooch tom cullen
it hurts
>>5540254
Yes. No one will love you if you have a dark anus
>>5540248
You seem to know your stuff...ive never really watched movies...you should show me some...
>>5540242
Im just bitter because of a broken heart ;~;
>>5540265
Hurtful words last longer than a broken heart.
>>5540269
I need to stop saying hurtful things to people...i don't really feel bad but I know it isn't nice...people get hurt by that stuff and even though I am really tough others aren't...i get into fights all the time because of it...;~;
I just feel like if im nice others will bully...
>>5540227
"The Normal Heart"
"Velvet Goldmine"
"And The Band Played On"
The only gay focused TV show I've seen was "Looking"
it was okay
>>5540277
I don't care either, but you can't call yourself tough after going on a rant on 4chan. Just relax.
Nngg
>>5540290
I can honestly do whatever the fuck I want tbvh
>>5540296
Your bitterness is exceeded only by your sass queen.
>>5540306
Whatever you're not worth my time.i suck much bigger dicks than you ever will HONey.
>>5540309
Must suck to be lonely. I'm going to go call my qt. Good night queen.
>>5540318
I like when you call me queen tbqh...
Me too though. Im going to play animal crossing and sniff my new candle I bought. Cost me 30 dollars tangerine tbqh.
how does having a bf feel?
is it overrated?
>>5540326
stop saying tbqh tbqh
>>5540353
Like salty coins and bags of sand
>>5540355
No tbqh...its my word tbqh...
The Japanese guy that filter t. B h literally fucked my bp game up singlehandedly.
>>5540475
>I don't know what that sound is meant to imply
>>5540248
I can't watch the second one, I'm sorry. The volume fluctuates so much and it doesn't seem worth continuing.
cum for the cum god
>Aced
nigga skinnier than I am
>>5540547
I want to kiss that tummy.
>>5540551
It wouldn't hurt for you to lose a few kilos, tubby.
>>5540555
trips confirm
I'll start fasting
>tfw into the occult
>tfw have a tulpa into lucid dreaming astral projection
>nobody is into this stuff with me
>>5540570
Your tulpa doesn't share your interests?
>>5540567
Good girls don't swallow :^]
This brings back memories of bullying pro ana girls in my youth.
>>5540562
That's the spirit!
One step at a time.
>>5540547
Epic meme Chris simply epic
>>5540584
Don't patronize me.
Also I somehow agreed to be the guys gym partner. I guess now I actually have motivation to go.
Holy shit, niq is back in town.
>>55405911
Not being patronizing, I am very happy for you!
Are you going to post progress pictures?
Let Scarf and Shoes be a warning if you have a particularly silly body.
>tfw he grabs you from behind and plays with your sensitive pecs
>>5540601
Probably not desu. I'll only embarrass myself, maybe after I've actually made some progress.
Also I don't know who that is.
>tfw going anonymous
i can't sleep
i'm gay
>>5540609
come here babe I'll put you to sleep
>“In North Korea, no ordinary people conceptually understand what homosexuality is,” said Joo Sung-ha, who attended the elite Kim Il-sung University in Pyongyang, the North Korean capital, in the 1990s and now works as a reporter for the mass-circulation South Korean daily Dong-A Ilbo. “In my university, only half the students may have heard of the word. Even then, it was always treated as some strange, vague mental illness afflicting subhumans, only found in the depraved West.”
>>5540173
As if either of those guys would give you a second of attention. Sour grapes really is a timeless tale.
L E L
I <3 ian hislop
>>5540607
Do your best!
>I don't know who that is
OOOOOH, gg sure is shady tonight.
>>5539509
>Probably the original Jesus Christ Superstar.
I like Godspell better but they are both good.
>>5540607
>i dont know who that is
shaaaaaaaaade
>>5540629
"throwing shade"
aka
"dissing"
aka
"putting down"
aka
"serving"
aka
"wrecking"
aka
"being rude to"
>>5540633
So its the same meaning from my school days.
Also how is not knowing who someone is "shady"?
>>5540629
girl pls
>>5540634
its like youre saying that youre so far above someone you dont even know their name, so youre throwing shade on them
capeesh?
>>5540629
>Just reminds me of when I was 13 at school "Thats shaaaaady kiiiid"
lmao.
>>5540634
Look at this diva with her flawless shade, not dropping her act for any kween. I live.
>>5540636
i am trying to understand how the fuck this pic ended up attached to my post
i'm genuinely scared
>>5540638
he has Arnold teeth
>>5540638
>>5540644
>ive never interacted with him in any way
stone. cold.
>>5540644
It's much older than that, dude. It's not a 4chan thing by any means, more of a drag/ball culture thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2lEtUqxg44
>>5540648
>>5540649
Front tooth gap is qt, I have one too. Do not bully.
>>5540658
>Front tooth gap is qt, I have one too. Do not bully.
:333
post pic of qt gap
>>5540658
Hmm I never knew that. That's kinda funny thinking how widespread it was here a few years ago.
>Front tooth gap is qt, I have one too
Post ugly smile.
>>5540607
He's the one who always posts his pictures here
>>5540661
>>5540672
No.
Have qt Taylor Fuchs instead.
club tropicana drinks are free
>>5540692
>implying you dont post your pictures just as much
>>5539742
My pic should be in there, too.
>>5540692
They're fine. I understand that it comes from a place of deep pain, but you should never bully others.
>>5540700
Will someone please tell me who the fuck this cunt is and why his picture is posted over and over?
>>5540692
this one
https://desustorage.org/fit/thread/35465087/#35465087
>>5540703
It's an old pic of gaylor.
>>5540710
I am very kind. The kindest person here.
Although there are a couple of people I wish great misfortune upon (who shall not be named), I just want what's best for everyone here!
>>5540715
Fuck off, cunt.
>>5540720
So am I on that list of people you hate?
Also I see you've taken to that webm I'm glad you enjoy it.
>>5540720
>I am very kind.
>Fuck off, cunt.
Sasuga gay man.
>>5540710
wh-wha
i-is it my nipples?
:(
>>5540728
No, you are on my "okay" list.
I regret to inform you that Britposters may not surpass this level.
>>5540756
I'm only potentially half, possibly a quarter, convict tyvm. I don't know that much about my mother's side of the family.
Does anyone else find flirting via text/chat fucking unbearable? It's so tedious
>>5540767
I want to tickle his boypussy with my beard.
That#s what I'm going to spend my next paycheck on.
Who /daddy/ here?
>>5540767
He is way too thin. His arm looks like it could snap at any minute.
KOOKOOKACHU MRS ROBINSON
>>5540786
>>5540796
Not intimidating at all desu.
>>5540796
Oh my god, why do you keep posting this wanna be moot skelly mother fucker?
Is this the gay version of Chloe worship?
have any of you ever been HIV scared?
Last night (like five hours ago actually) I traded masturbation with a hookup. He wanted to cum on my stomach but some of it fell on the head of my penis
I'm scared as fuck, do I take some sort of medicine right now? Or do I have to live with this feeling of uneasiness for weeks on until test results are accurate?
>>5540889
quick, cut your dick off before the infection spreads!
also no, I'm a virgin
>>5540892
>I'm a virgin
>>5540892
>tfw I will never pop Hitler's cherry
breh
>>5540899
I'm savin' it for jesus
>>5540889
>I don't know how HIV works
You're fine, but you're retarded. It's terminal.
