tfw no bf (big femdaddy)
old >>5314341
>>5315333
first for checkem
>>5315333
wtf is that
ew
>>5315333
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
pooping is the worst daily activity
>>5315340
>>5315349
A Pavel Pétel
russian dj/model
>>5315353
Is he trying to do what Conchita Wurst did
bc only Conchita Wurst can do what Conchita Wurst did.
>>5315353
>DJ/model
Jesus Christ
>>5315354
Pavel has been around years before Conchita Wurst was on TV
>>5315359
Ah ok
In truth I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. I don't even like drag.
I'm somewhat confused.
>>5315350
I think I like eating a little less. At least pooping doesn't make me fat.
And combining the two only makes them both worse.
>>5315362
Ever since I've had to cook for myself eating is just a chore. I always just make the same thing bc it's nice and easy with minimal cleanup, and not terrible for me.
Pooping still sucks tho 4real
Since laser treatment tend to need 1-3 sessions, I pay once until all my hair is gone right?
Or do I have to pay for the treatment again if they don't do it properly?
>>5315363
I like cooking, but then lately I just eat it all like I'm not even there. And it pisses me off. I think part of it is stress or something. From... uh... my hectic life.
>>5315353
dr. pavel
>>5315370
I abhor cooking. People tell me it's because I don't know how but I have no real desire to learn either. It's just not fun for me. When I'm on my own, I'm fine with my simple meals. If someone wants to cook for me, that's great too.
>>5315375
why are you tripping
this can only end in disaster, man
stop it before something goes wrong
>>5315378
I haven't gone to bed yet. When this day is over for me is when I'll stop. I promise.
Thanks for your concern
>>5315363
I hate cooking to. Not so much the cooking as the clean up.
I've got 5 lbs of chicken hanging out in my freezer waiting for meal prep.
>>5315381
>Too squeamish to prepare and cook raw meat
Guess I'm living on pasta for the rest of my life guys
>>5315376
>>5315385
I somehow manage to not touch it while preparing it, through clever use of the packaging it came in
Cooking is fun, I pretend I'm on master chef and trying to impress Ramsay.
Cleaning up is fun, it's mediative and a nice practice for doing something with your hands.
Poopins good, it's like therapy.
>>5315385
meat is the fucking best tho
I'm really good at cooking, I just don't like to do it all that much
>>5315390
I can handle the cleanup
I'll do the dishes for any guy who wants to cook for me.
>>5315388
But I can't even cut the stuff it makes me cringe and I end up flapping around having an anxiety filled nightmare. Sucks because all my favorite things are basically meat.
>>5315396
Huh, that's fairly odd.
>>5315375
>I abhor cooking
aw do you need someone to cook you a massive load of chicken?
>>5315391
Come be my live in cook Hitler. You'd just have to prepare meals for us 3 times a day and I'd do everything else.
>tfw no qt bf to prepare a roast ready for when I return from a long day at work
>>5315405
Literally all I eat is chicken breasts lol
>>5315405
>a massive load
>>5315409
>what are some of the benefits?
Three square meal a day.
>>5315401
I love eating it, I just can't stand the thought of touching it in anyway.
>>5315408
>That's got to make gay life hard. lol
Not all meats...
>>5315409
No bills to pay, you get to live in Glorious Britannia, no other responsibilities and I will pay you using a combination of Sterling, weed and the dankest of memes.
>>5315409
Not sure about steak, I usually make turmeric chicken, chicken soup, chicken curry and soy sauce chicken, just a shit load of chicken.
>>5315413
Stop thinking hentai, pervy senpai
>>5315419
How about all of that, minus the weed
and I get to put it in your butt
>>5315333
Why haven't you guys embraced the Gospel of Jesus Christ. He is the Way, the Truth and the Life.
>>5315333
>femdaddy
Not impressed.
>>5315423
Only if we can cuddle afterwards.
cop or not?
>>5315434
only if you shave that shit off of your face
>>5315439
I've already shaved but rude desu. I thought you were different Hitler.
>>5315439
>shave
you're not a fan of hair aren't you? :/
>>5315456
cop it is then.
>>5315438
literally never
>>5315463
too late
who /gay/ here?
>>5315475
Literally no one
like, idk why you'd even think that
>>5315469
>doesn't like beards
What are you, some sort of fag?
>>5315469
>I don't really like body or facial hair
breeder pls go
>>5315457
Are you the Anon-kun of gaygen 's past?
>>5315469
>i dont like facial hair
get out + go back to femgen
>>5315469
I thought you were nicer ;_;
>>5315489
>Hitler
>nice
pfffffffft
(jk hitler ilu)
>>5315489
You don't kill 600 trillion jews without making some enemies
>>5315487
past?
I dont think so, what happened to the past anon-kuns?
>>5315497
have you started hormone therapy yet?
sometimes i feel like the only fag here who likes both mascs and fems.
yall are just straight fetishists tbqh.
>>5315500
No but someday I hope to be a real boy.
>>5315501
Nah I don't give into staunch tribalism like that. That shit's stupid
>>5315497
get outtt
>>5315504
it's like a fucking race war in here every thread. like we can't just appreciate the male body in all it's forms.
>>5315505
>>5315510
The thing is that most men, gay, straight or bi, don't know how to grow out their facial hair or maintain their beards. Growing a nice beard takes planning and understanding the strengths and weaknesses of your facial hair. You can't just decide to one day stop shaving and grow it out.
>>5315501
>straight fetishists
You mean "normal"?
>>5315517
admittedly I know nothing about that, but I just shave because i have worse facial hair growth than my grandmother.
>>5315517
I can speak from experience in this respect. That shit looked awful
>>5315501
>straight fetishists
yes I also have a sex fetish and a cumming fetish
>>5315519
nah man, yall straight and y'all just fetishize one single aspect of the male body.
like you masc4masc fucks just like wrastlin and you fem4fem fucks grew up with no daddy.
true gays aren't like this. true gays appreciate both and are naturally vers.
>>5315522
Maybe later when I get home from work. I really need a haircut though, I'm starting to look like a mushroom.
>>5315532
>tfw glorious vers master race
>>5315532
Love this meme. I grew up without my father and I am exclusively masc4fem so where's your god now.
>>5315530
>sex fetish
You sick fuck.
>>5315532
>true gays
>gay: man who likes men
>true gays
>liking men that look and act like woman
>true
>>5315532
>mfw my dad died literally before I was born and i prefer masculine guys like 80% of the time
I got plain tickets to Thailand and I'm planning to stay there from January to somewhere around March. It's my first time doing this.
>>5315552
>buying plain tickets
The eccentric ones are so much better
>>5315554
I'm as masc as they come. I have infiltrated the straight chavs circles and they have accepted me as one of their own.
>>5315552
Enjoy your cheap drugs and ladyboys.
>>5315563
>I have infiltrated the straight chavs circles and they have accepted me as one of their own.
Lol
>Day 24
>I've sucked Chad's dick while he was sleeping
>They suspect nothing.
>>5315554
>not true gay at all.
>two men wrastling
>less true gay than a guy pretending to be a woman and a guy pretending to be a straight man
>>5315580
>pressureintensifies.jpg
I take shitty pictures all the time with no forethought
Got drunk last night and took a bunch of shitty nudes
>>5315615
>dump of the nudes of some poor 6th grader who made the mistake of using the internet in 3
>2
>1
>>5315615
Wish I was more like this I sit trying to take one for 20 minutes before giving up and saving a crappy one anyway.
>>5315648
I Seeeee Yooouuuu
>tfw generally prude and don't want to be touched in public, but longing for a bf to cuddle with
>>5315681
just cuddling is pretty prudish as well to be desu
>>5315681
Cuddles are the best feeling
>>5315681
are you in the closet?
im basically the same
>>5315721
>are you in the closet?
yeah, pretty deep into the closet
Also still a virgin desu.
>>5315732
im the same :(
there are many of us I believe
>>5315732
me too
lonely, sortofcloseted, virgin wanting cuddles
ugh fml
>>5315751
I think Flamers like you are cute.
Everytime I see ones, I have hidden fantasies about them.
>>5315751
>tfw out of the closet
>tfw "straight acting" so most people don't believe me
>>5315732
Iktf
I only get down about it occasionally tho. Kinda just doing other stuff, not really desperate for a bf rn
>>5315751
>never had a closet
just buy one from DFS, theyre really handy for storing clothes in my experience
>>5315772
Don't you feel kinda lonely at night, niq?
>>5315800
Only sometimes. I manage
>>5315792
nigga just use the floor
>>5315761
>tfw "straight acting" so most people don't believe me
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>>5315815
get a cat to hug
>>5315815
I think it's the work.
Women like you shouldn't be allowed to work, so you go seek out men and stay with them.
>>5315840
mfw
sound it out there, buddy
you can do it
>>5315772
how are u in the closet
jk jk but really tho why
>>5315864
Iunno, just don't rly feel like coming out. I'm not even 100% sure that i'm even gay, and I'm not actively looking for a relationship, so there's no point in coming out.
>>5315871
exact same thing here
personally im in the closet because i dont want to annoy anyone - god knows i need as many friends as i can get
>>5315866
I only want one cat. I'd call him Cuntcrusher and we'd be friends
>>5315878
I'm only in the closet for family. Your friends really won't give a shit unless you live in an extremely bigoted area or a third world country. Family is different for me though because I gotta get that sweet inheritance dosh, and if I come out I know I wouldn't end up getting it.
>>5315885
>tfw no gay lover to do family intrigue with
>>5315885
yeah but i dont want to make things awkward w/ the people i know, theyll think im an attentionwhore
What's a good way to lay off the fapping for awhile? I wanna cum buckets errywhere.
>>5315894
idk I don't wank very often at all
usually go a couple of weeks without doing it
sometimes longer
just don't wank
>>5315901
>no test
I was like that when I was on lexapro, I hate not being horny all the time.
I stopped taking it and was immediately back to jerking off once or twice per day instead of once or twice per week
>>5315894
Its all in your mind man. Just dont do it.
>>5315894
Yeah just don't touch your dick, not that hard
>>5315928
That is my advice. Don't jerk off.
It's literally just a matter of saying "nah i'm not gonna jerk off"...
>>5315871
u look terminally homosexual from the few pics i have seen of u js
probably not going to surprise anyone
>>5315937
Why can't my dick be like you? I wanna have boners all the time, like when I wake up and have lewd dreams. I think I might be low test.
>>5315889
Well, you don't need to come out by screaming you're gay. Just when someone asks if you've got a girl just say nah I like guys. It's simple. I still remember first coming out to my friend, all I did to come out was say that I had a crush on this guy friend of ours. He was like, are you gay then? And I was like, yeah. And that was that.
>>5315943
Yeahhh but i dunno
One day. I don't feel like it yet.
>>5315937
same. i'm low test too... which makes me worry. ;~;
>>5315946
I have exceptionally high t-levels, haven't fapped for almost four months now and don't get random boners/sex dreams.
there's usually more complex issues behind it.
>>5315949
>he thinks straight homophobes wouldn't call a fag a attention whore if he acts all casual about his fagness
PROTIP: Homophobes keep calling fags who have long since ceased to breathe attention whores
>>5315959
t. asxeual hermit
>>5315966
hermit, perhaps. not asexual tho.
>>5315957
That's a factor too. Gay face vs baritone voice.
>>5315974
>baritone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFQlmXAcH3g
>>5315957
I used to do cardio and some working out during the summer and I didn't feel any different tbqh f@m.
I think I should go see my doctor but he's a dick. He says I'm fine and send me off like 25 minutes after waiting for his bitch ass for like an hour.
>>5315974
Are you a virgin then?
I got my braces removed gaygen
it's not gonna get me a hot, masc, versatile, lifting bf but it's a start right
>also bought the latest Björk album and Communion from Years & Years
>pls validate me
>>5315984
squinty/10
>>5315984
gaydeath did its thing
>>5315990
I'm not squinting, I'm partly Persian so my eyes are almondy
>>5315993
>gaydeath
>have never touched another guy
t-thanks
>>5315958
>;~;
booger pls
>>5315980
>tfw I will never experience a nightly jogging session with my bf
>after 1 hour he wants a break
>we're in a forest on a dirt road, no one near us
>we're both pretty sweaty, he is all red in the face
>push him against a tree and make out
>agressively push my tongue in his mouth and undress him ...
>>5315997
>Lol i'm not actually a singer it just seemed more descriptive than 'deep'
You are a music student.
You have to be a singer desu.
>>5315996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ToTg5sgCWM
>>5315997
no gold star for you niq.
>>5315997
Isn't getting laid kind of a priority, then? You're pretty qt; don't waste all your qt years because you're too chickenshit to be openly gay.
>>5316014
What the fuck is this? I didn't ask for a green text story, anon.
>>5316016
>tfw gold star gay
>>5315984
you look so chubby and.... cute.., My eyes it's bleeding again!!!
The cuteness!
>>5316000
fatp
>tfw I might have developed feelings for a FWB who's personality I hate
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5316045
I'm not going to sing, but i'll gladly re-record all of the instruments for a gaygen collab
>>5316038
I'm gonna cut after christmas
I could or rather should cut RIGHT NOW but there's no point in doing so right before Christmas
>going for this muscular, yet soft power bottom mode
>:3
>>5316049
k, any ideas in what way you will change the lyrics?
>>5316045
Wait that song never even says 'smells like teen spirit'
It's nonsense.
What do you intend to change?
>>5315333
i like this edition
did hitler make this edition
maybe hes not so bad afterall
way better than senpais disgusting basic bitch editions
>been with a girl
>no sex though
>mom had to get a c-section
Move you basic ass thots. Platinum star gay coming through.
But some people extend the definition to "hasn't date" and not just sex with a girl.
>>5316057
Jesus, it was a joke.
>smells like teen boypussy
...
>>5316051
u will never be that fuckable
lmfao
>>5316066
i thought you were 100% serious, it's too late now.
![20151130_190330[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eDbGiyn.jpg "20151130_190330[1].jpg")
>>5316069
of course I won't
but why not try?
>>5316073
I mean feel free to do it.
Make sure to make extensive use of vocabulary like:
>boypussy
>fuckboy
>twink
>bitchboy
>etc
>>5316079
true
sorry
u have potential
beards are gross and nob ody likes them btw
they look dirty and perverted
go for stubble instead
>>5316084
Nah i'm ill as fuck nigga i'm hibernating
It's why i'm in the thread and not the tinychat lol
>>5316090
Fucking threadite!
Stupid bitch, you now got yourself pozzed?
baka desu senpai
>>5316084
b-but I look like a girl without one
my face isn't masculine whatsoever
>>5316098
Tinychat app is shit tho.
>>5316139
>I'm doing good if I can keep it under 5 times a day.
nigga what
calm down
mroning gaygen, whatchy'a listening to?
for me it's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw
I had the best sex I've ever had last nigh with a guy from grindr.
would you fuck this ass
even if you never see his face?
http://queerdiary.com/videos/twink-ass-play/
>>5316139
yeah, I couldn't do it that much unless I wanted to be fatigued all day but usually once or twice a day keeps me on an even keel. Cumming a 2nd time right after you came is fun sometimes tho.
>>5316149
This it how it starts,
what did you two do?
>>5316146
Listening non-vocal music while looking at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjbrmfjJRk0
So, this guy is talking to me on grindr, what are the odds that's a fake profile?
I'm not even that hot to a guy like that talk to me.
>>5316144
I wish I could. Wanting to fuck constantly has ruined some of my relationships.
If I fap less then 3 times a day, I get raging erections for no reason. It's super awkward because I work almost exclusively with little old ladies.
>>5316160
>Cumming a 2nd time right after you came is fun sometimes tho.
Exactly you don't get to the good stuff till round 3+
>>5316165
well, google didn't find anything.
Did you crop his head?
that black line on the top is really suspicious.
>>5316139
>>5316167
>5 times a day
>Have to cum constantly
>Risky relationship
Can we date?
>>5316176
No, I didn't.
Anyway, I will keep talking to him, if he send more pics I will share with you guys. :3
>>5316192
lol, well you kinda shouldn't do that but whatever. It does look like a non-selfie, posed pic tho.
>>5316064
>never had a relationship with a girl
>conceived via IVF (test tube baby)
>mom had a c section
>never seen boobs or vagina in person
>never had feelings for a girl
bitch please, I am the ultra rare iridium star gay
>>5316182
Date might be a strong word.
Post pic.
>>5316182
You're a relentless little cock gobbler aren't you
is it true
>>5316259
drag them
>>5316259
I don't get this pic because he's a generic ass gay.
Unless that's the joke.
>>5316259
No that makes like all the other gays
tsk tsk
>>5316213
Still not doing it. 7/10 according to soc and my looks have never been an issue. I've been told my eyes are beautiful too.
>>5316222
You know me too well.
I honestly find it hard not to suck a dick if It's erect and free.
If it's just free I'll touch it until It's hard and then suck it.
This is why you don't wear bathrobes around me, I'll be blowing you until your dick is sore.
>>5316265
>>5316266
that's the joke
>>5316222
What's wrong with this?
If my bf lived near me or we lived together, I'd be gobbling his thick, older cock all day. Fuck going to classes.
>>5316163
I went over to his house smoked a bowl and hit a bong a few times and then sucked his cock for like 20 minutes and then he finally put it in and was hitting my prostate just right. I came buckets.
>>5316259
>tfw you love Björk
am I a walking stereotype?
Im gonna do it guys im gonna get out of bed and make dinner
>>5316307
http://youtu.be/oyFQVZ2h0V8
>>5316307
EAT CHILLI
>>5316327
chilli is wonderful
>>5316303
yes
>>5316279
>I've been told my eyes are beautiful too.
lel, I can't stick my dick you your eyes fAm.
Gaygen, how do you know if you're destined to be the next Madonna?
>>5316340
meanie
>>5316343
are you a white woman that's good at singing and stealing first day at art school themes for your music imagery
>>5316342
But you can stick your dick in my hairless twink body.
>>5316343
There's not going to be a next 'Madonna'
Because Madonna will never die.
Literally.
>>5315901
how do you do it?
I wank like every day/
I think every healthy teen faps all the time
Sometimes i go like a week without fapping when im in the barracks and i go like a week without fapping i cant think of anything but sex
>>5316349
Post that mug of yours Zim.
>>5316327
I... I actually did.
I just reheated some i had in the freezer Tbh
>>5316358
how old are you
and what better things do you have to do
Im busy all day and im still horny as shit all the time
>>5316355
o-okay...
http://40.media.tumblr.com/45c3eb0812769ca2e25a386169cc0e0a/tumblr_mn8ac1T89W1ss0e8to2_540.jpg
>>5316363
I FUCKING KNEW MPREG EXISTED
>>5316365
>yfw... and he just gave birth
>>5316363
i changed my mind i like women now
>>5316370
https://i.imgur.com/pxudroV.jpg They're way classier.
>>5316363
>Posing as me
Riddle me this you shit
>>5316376
I might post a body pic some time
>>5316376
thats classified
>>5316346
>madonna
>good at singing
>>5316362
20, m8
and I have no testosterone because my hormones are broken so don't get horny all that often
>>5316377
>tfw I hate slutty people
>>5316388
thats not good mate
start roiding
>>5316392
but then I won't be hairless and tiny anymore
no thx
>>5316388
>88
Hitler, be my girlfriend pls.
>>5316393
just shave
>>5316393
at least youll get erections more than once a week
>>5316397
why's that an issue, it's not like he's regularly having sex
O Rose thou art sick.
The invisible worm,
That flies in the night
In the howling storm:
Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy:
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy.
O Rose thou art sick.
The invisible worm,
That flies in the night
In the howling storm:
Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy:
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy.
>>5316400
not navy
im not murican btw
ech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg#t=109
>>5316416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XomQLhjCYYk
A-am I c-cute?
>>5316503
you asked the same thing 3 days ago, m8
