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Gay General

I'm feeling down, lads - how do you cheer yourself up?
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>how do you cheer yourself up?
cigarettes and working out
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>>5311437
>tfw 5'6" vers

I wonder if I'll ever get to top
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>>5311431
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I just don't, really.
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>>5311446
>6'0" top

I wonder if I'll ever get to bottom
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>>5311439
please do tell

>>5311446
that was me
but then i grew an inch and no i'm 5'7" vers
i've topped two guys (not very well tho i think, i'm very :s about my topping ability)

>>5311431
>how do you cheer yourself up
jerk off, do something to distract myself, jerk off again
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>>5311457

cmere and sit on my lap, babe
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>>5311431
Medical cannabis, alcoholism and hockey for the most part.
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>>5311457
>tfw both guys i topped were 5'10-6'~
it's cute but at the same time we had laughs trying to figure out the logistics
doggy style was a funny attempt
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>I'm feeling down, lads - how do you cheer yourself up?
I don't. I live like Mrs Mac.
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>>5311450

lel, 4chan isnt the real world

in real life racism is not at all acceptable, and you dont have to be an "SJW" to recognise that.
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>>5311454
I just drink it away until something happens to put me in a better mood again.
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>>5311431
Bake something like cookies and then eat them all... Alone
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>mfw ann skellington jelqs

how fucking sad can you get
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>>5311476
I live in a very rural redneck state and, unfortunately, in some circles racism is tolerated and celebrated.

>out camping
>two of friend's friends get super drunk
>go on racist tirade
>oh fuck someone get me out of here
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>>5310822

Going off of this, where do I go to meet people who like:

lifting, videogames, shitty puns + physics
?
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>>5311495
Hi
I'm three of those four things (I don't lift)
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>>5311495
the local university physics department
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>>5311502

Right. Except I'm not going to university until next year.
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>>5311495
>tfw hate lifting
>tfw trying to start lifting to fix shitty back + neck
I like everything else in that list
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>>5311495
a college library but the outer segment.
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>>5311446
Fight me. If you win I will at least let you hot dog my buns.

>>5311480
That probably isn't healthy, but it makes you sound cool. Gay cozy. Gozy. Homozy? eh.
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>>5311506
you'll get there
something to look forward to
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>>5311460
>Talking about showering publicly on another board
>Meantion wishing I'd been forced to shower in gym class. Learning I as bigger then most other guys was a confident boost I could have used allot
>anon calls me out for "estating"
>Have old dic pic on hard drive
>don't really feel comfortable posting link to dic pic on blue board
>"You know who likes random dicks? Gaygen!"

>>5311456
Idk the first pic got a fairly negative reception.

Maybe when I get back from the gem.
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usually when im in a bad mood, i go for a walk, and then beat the living shit out of the first fem/twink i see.
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>>5311495
Instagram, apparently.
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>>5311510

Can you really talk to people in a library? seems a little odd, but maybe thats just british shyness talking.
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>>5311431
By reading up the Holy Bible because it said that homosexuals won't inherit heaven. So I repent from my sin.
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>>5311513
but gg is on a blueboard
checkmate, skellington
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>>5311524
Yeah. I'm not sure how it works in bongland but in ameriburger our libraries at universities have a segment that's usually not hush hush. Noisy people socializing and doing work. Then there's the actually inner part of the library behind closed doors where everyone is super serious.
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>>5311524
Here in the states it's frowned upon to interrupt someone working just like anywhere else but having a chat at the library gun check-in is fine.
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>>5311551
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>>5311511
Of course it isn't healthy
But who cares when you're alone ;-;
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>>5311431
Drink, go for a walk, shitpost on gg.
Sometimes all 3 at once.
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>>5311513
so... what are your measurements? Curious b/c my dick is apparently well above average but I don't think it looks that big.
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I can't bring myself to work. I have assignments and shit due, but it's just not worth it.
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>>5311590
you can always chat with me, silly boy
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>>5311474
You're living the dream.
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>>5311590
>tfw page 1 of 15 page paper due tomorrow

I feel ya
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>>5311590
just force yourself to go man

it's gonna feel at least twice as bad if you just procrastinate until you're out of job and fucked
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>>5311609
>tfw page of 1 of 15 thread due tonight
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>>5311456
Something does look a little off with the photo. I was thinking it was photoshopped a bit but wasn't going to say anything. Def. doesn't look like a typical flaccid peen.
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>>5311590
>>5311609
>>5311643
>tfw neet
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>>5311653
you have a job, faggot
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>>5311660
to shitpost?
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Do you fags keep in contact with online friends you had while growing up? Where are they now?
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>>5311736
I don't keep in contact with any friends I had while growing up.
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>>5311736
yeah, a bunch of us have a fb group n shit that we all post on
there was chinese girl in the uk i was friends w/ on ragnarok when i was like 14 though for like a year
she just disappeared one day after moving to leeds or something and i never heard from her a again
i wonder if she's alive
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>>5311660
not right now fully neet
well technically..i am in employment i just cant begin my employment yet
ffs hitler i think i know my own life better than u do shush
>>5311699
i am yet to recieve payment
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>>5311736
Most of them no. I still talk to one that I've known for 10 years. I haven't even met her or anything but I literally talk to her everyday. She's my best friend. I even have irl friends and I still consider her my best friend.
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>>5311593
Who? You're anonymous

>>5311606
If only.

>>5311609
I have to finish this piece of coursework by Tuesday. Which means suddenly watching all of the lectures I skipped.
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>>5311736
>where are they now
Holy shit, I was thinking about this the other day and remembered that I still had the number of a dude who was in my online friend group back in the day. All of them are basically the same now, even still play minecraft. It made me kind of sad because we all used to be nerdy kids in high school and now that we are in college they are still the same whereas I got /fit/, put games on the back burner, and basically became a normie. What happened?
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>>5311756

you made it anon
Well done, and dont look back.
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>>5311760
I thought we were all drifting apart but I guess it was just me and this other guy who were. The whole group is still there. One of them is gay now too.
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>>5311752
Sounds like a fun time.

I'm probably going to be up all night doing this, then presenting it at 9 AM tomorrow. Probably going to just skip my other two classes....it should be fine.
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>>5311736
Kind of.
There's one guy who I'm still friends with on Facebook, but the only interaction we have is occasionally liking each other's photos. He's at university now.
He masturbated on cam for me once, while we were chatting on MSN. Didn't return the favor lmao :^] His dick looked like a buttplug.

There's another who I'm not friends with, but we still message each other a (y) every 6 months or so. I was the one who unfriended her, so it might be passive aggressive. She's a tattoo artist, I think.
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>>5311653
>tfw neet involuntarily

I can't even get a shit tier minimum wage job LMAO. I was too poor for college and and not smart enough for a scholarship. becoming a welder and destroying my body over several decades is looking more like my fate every day.
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>>5311736
I found one of them on steam the other day, same username and everything. It's been around 3 years since we last spoke and we had a falling out over some petty shit in some game before that. What should I do?
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I'm starting to become an alcoholic how to stop
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>>5311736
I had a bunch of "friends" from an /x/ IRC room, but I dropped contact with all of them when I stopped coming to 4chan (little did I know, you can never leave. Now I'm back 5 years later...).

Idk what happened to any of 'em. One might be arrested bc of lulzsec, another died from drug OD. He had real bad delusions of grandeur and thought he was some death god. Crazy stuff.

One turned into Laurelai, that tranny trainwreck on reddit. That's super crazy.
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do i have feminine lips? they bother me
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>>5311823
Are you pink lipped guy from the other day?

Yeah them's some DSL boy. My condolences.
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>>5311782
I'll probably be up all night too. Another day over 24 hours for me.
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>>5311831
I haven't posted a pic of my lips here before.
What does DSL mean?
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>>5311838
Dick Sucking Lips
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>>5311823
yes
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>>5311840
Oh...
Damn ;_;
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>>5311823
Those are some nice lips

I'd prefer to kiss them
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>>5311838
>Hi, I'm Anon, and I'm a retard who doesn't know how Google works.
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>>5311850
It's ok, just get used to hearing that you got a purdy mouf
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>>5311823
I like my lips
pic related (ignore the shoe)
yours are fine though
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>>5311850
hey dont worry
atleast you're not a top
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>>5311855
>>5311853
>>5311865

Thanks
>>5311854
I don't use the english version of google so I got a bunch of weird results.
>>5311843
okay
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>>5311823

ayy me too
im considering getting some darker lipstick to cover them up actually
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>>5311832
this is not good for your gains honey.
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>>5311868
I'd like to have a qt bf though, most tops are too masculine :(
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>>5311873
my lips naturally look like i wear some lipstick, atleast yours arent that redish/dark
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>>5311877
Curious...

What is too masculine?
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>>5311803
Seek help, honestly. If you're from the states going to an AA meeting can be really helpful. They're EVERYWHERE. IT's anonymous and it doesn't cost anything. It might seem drastic but going and hearing peoples stories is sobering. You'll hear some of the most fucked up life stories you will ever hear there.

That won't fix the problems driving you to drink, though. That's a personal conflict that can't be addressed anonymously online. Think about why you drink. I drink because I hate myself.

Sorry if this comes across as dramatic, I just wish someone would have shook me and did the same years ago. It's good that you can admit you have a problem. Alcohol can a seductive demon.
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>>5311887
Is it disappointing when I now confirm the gay stereotype that twinks/fems only go for their lookalikes?
id like a twinkish bf with the same height as me (5'7), no body and facial hair and a cute face basically ...
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>>5311877
Interesting. I often find they are not masculine enough.
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>>5311901

who do you see yourself being with when you are 40?
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>>5311901
I'm trying to get to twinkmode but I probably won't ever go for a lookalike just because I want a bf that's taller than me. Granted, if someone's attractive enough and the same height I'd still go for them.
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>>5311901
I was just curious. To some bulk and muscle is masculine and to others just facial hair and to other a combination of the two and to some it's just height that they consider masculine
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>>5311905
maybe its just the guys in my area?
>>5311907
thats a weird question anon, i think your taste grows with your age.
>>5311910
i just dont want someone who is a lot taller than me, smaller and a bit taller is fine.
>>5311916
oh he shouldnt be to bulky, defined muscles are fine :/
and yeah its no problem, feel free to ask me anything
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>tfw no smooth chub chaser bf

How's your evening guys?
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where to find voice clips of people calling me slut, whore, etc etc?

dirty audio gets me 900% harder than anything else t b h
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>>5311907
>growing older
>not desiring eternal youth
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>>5311916
to me it's mentality, most gay or bi men I meet have a passive mentality. they don't know how to fix things, and they usually consider life from a focus on the problem rather than on the solution. I've met very few masculine gay/bi men.
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A guy just offered me money so I can eat and go to the gym and get /fit/

>mfw almost suggardaddied
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how do i find out if someone is closeted?
id like to be together with him but im not sure if he is gay or not.
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>>5311941
Oh that's a nice perspective. I'm researching to better myself and be more masculine.

I have a bit of a height complex and soft facial features deputes growing a beard in thirty minutes
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>>5311954

"are you gay?"
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>>5311962
im too shy to ask that
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>>5311875
I don't care.
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>>5311954
>how do i find out if someone is closeted?
you don't
that's why they're in the closet.
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amateurs

>>5311968

Did you go to Pride? Thats a nice way to indirectly find out, ask if they went too.

Or ask if they have a girlfriend. You will both communicate your interest, and you will find out if he has a gf or bf already.
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>>5311968
"Do you think caitlyn Jenner is a hero?"

"Is your favorite movie the notebook?"

"Is Chris Pratt hot?"

There I just covered all gays in three questions
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>>5311974
youre probably right, there are some signs but i dont want to creep him out by asking that
and im in the closet myself, lol.
>>5311975
that wont work because we dont have that here
>>5311979
lel, youre cute
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>>5311979

i actually asked someone about chris pratt one time and he said "oh yeah Chris Pratt is adorable"

and then after the movie i hugged him and he said "what the fuck man im not gay"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
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>>5311979
"What?

None of those apply to m--

ah, shit"
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>>5311956
The most masculine person I know doesn't really come across as a testosterone bomb. I don't think it has to do with appearance at all, mannerism plays into it but that's not it either. It all comes down to the mentality.

I have this project now, and I asked him to help. So we came across a little problem, but never once was there any talk of giving up. We brainstormed solutions and came up with a brilliant way of solving it. Without delegating any tasks we each go to do the things we know we are the most skilled at. It's about knowing or finding out what or how to fix something or what needs to be done and then doing it, not contemplating or brooding over an issue.
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>>5311971
yes you do, why are you so depressed today?
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>>5311907
Unless I find a man I could see myself raising a kid with I'm probably going to commit Sudoku before I'm 30
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>>5311990
That sounds more like determination that masculinity to me. And I wouldn't say determination is a masculine trait since you can be a woman or the faggiest fag and still be a determined person.

I mean, it's certainly a good trait to have, but I don't see how it is masculine, or feminine for that matter.
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>>5311994
1) Why do I seem depressed?
2) >Today

I'm passed my prime living in a country where I will never feasibly be able to afford property because over the last 40 years people have been flipping houses for quick profits. The work ethics in the country are propagated by nepotism and to those outside, borderline slavery. There are a great deal of expectations in play that I can never, and never want to, actually meet.

I am doomed to live a life in borderline servitude to people with more money than me because we've been robbed of many of the essentials we require, and are then held to ransom for them back, such as housing.

There is no rosy future for me, I will probably die alone, in a country where I can afford nothing. I'm pretty indifferent to life at this point.
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>>5311979
you got me, memelord is hot as fug now that he's not Chris Fatt
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>>5312020
>tfw im european
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Who is your gay role model?

Pic related - Scooby Werkstatt is the only gay guy over 50 I have ever seen who seems like a fantastic human being with goals, aspirations + humility.
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>>5311979
Wow that's painfully accurate.
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>>5312020
look on the bright side
at least there'll be one less leftist shithead
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>>5312020

Which country? Unless its fucking Zambia or some shit, I think its more likely youre just an unintelligent castoff who blames his surroundings for his own problems.
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>>5312032
he is ugly desu
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>>5312020
sounds like you're just making excuses for yourself
>it's genetics
>it's biology
>it's politics
you are the only one who decides what your life will or won't be, don't forget that. good night.
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>>5311934
soc always has a dirty male audio thread iirc
you slut

>>5311950
that sounds like a sweet gig, why didn't you?

>>5311954
ask him if he's gay
maybe mention you're gay so he might feel more open about it
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>>5312049
but im also in the closet
so i just cant openly ask him without exposing myself
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>>5312044

Sure, but he has a husband, his own house, is in peak physical fitness, has a hugely succesfuly website + youtube channel dedicated to helping others for free, and even BUILT his own plane to fly because he didnt want to spend too much money.

Monogamous, smart, kind... such a great guy.

but yea- ugly as shit. He just doesnt let it stop him.
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>>5312042
England. Go and take a look at housing prices. They're obscene.

Even on an 'average' salary (which is £26,500), it would cost 10 years to buy even something like a 2 bedroom apartment. Unless you want to live around masses of knife crime, then you're looking at 4 years.

It's a lot of time and a lot of money.
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>>5312061
you are also right
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>>5312063

Nigga I live in england, its really not that bad unless you live in London. And if you do, go find student housing. Its really not that hard.
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>>5312061
He's not even that ugly
Just needs hair and to not be shirtless all the time since he has a smooth gorilla body
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>>5312058
You can't have it both ways man. If neither of you is willing to expose yourself, then there's nothing that can be done.
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>>5312063
you live on an island
i'm sure your stupid leftist solution is just to price fix and then complain when no one wants to make houses
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>>5312063
Dirty ass nigga, fight me rn.

>>5312032
Lady Gaga.
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>>5312063
>tfw i will inherit a 3 level house with huge yard from my parents
feels good
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>>5312070

1991 Scooby best scooby
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>>5312072
Other way round. Don't build more houses, price fix.

>>5312068
House prices have gone up by like 500% in 30 years mate. That's pretty bad.
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>>5312071
I know. Thats exactly what is bothering me so much right now. I really should expose myself sometime but Im still too shy for it.
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>>5312079
I could inherit my parents' nice property but it's in a rural-ass town I never want to live in again :(
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>>5312086
>Other way round. Don't build more houses, price fix
why are you entitled to own a house?
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>>5312015
Allow me to butt I. With some anecdotal evidence.

Idk if that's a masculine vs feminine thing but I know I grew up and was raised by women. Getting them to make a decision on anything can be a fucking NIGHTMARE. then, if they make one they need reassurance that it was the right one, that you agree with them, that you're not mad etc. Even when it's a decision I make for myself I get undermined by "are you sure? Really? Because x happened, what about y?

It's good for talking out a problem and it taught me to be empathetic, but it's not very good for taking action and getting things done.
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>>5312095
I would like to be able to live somewhere.
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>>5312099
you don't have to buy a house to live somewhere
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I want to spend Christmas and New Year abroad
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>>5312032
I fucking love scoobs. I hope I'm that in shape and that much of a bro by the time I'm his age.

>>5312044
Post your pic fuccboi.
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>>5312049
>that sounds like a sweet gig, why didn't you?
idk I thought about it and it made me feel like a whore.

plus Im lazy af
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>>5312114
Well, strangely enough, as property becomes more expensive, they also increase rent prices.
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>>5312020
>tfw you won't console writer by giving him a bj and making him his tea afterwards
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>>5312118
I want to fuck your dad.
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>>5311907
Not him, but I plan on killing myself way before then. But then I also don't see myself ever being in a relationship, I just like to fantasise about it, and I find androgynous men to be the most attractive people of all, though I am bi.
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>>5312127
i really doubt you understand what the fuck you're talking about because the overwhelming majority of people in the UK have housing
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>>5312141

LOL @ that face t b h

capped deltoids + meme tats also
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>>5312020
kek we might be from the same country. Or at lest very similar ones.

I've just accepted, like all people my age, that I'll never own a property until my parents die and I get their house.

It's depressing, though. I'm 21 and want to do a lot of things, but you see everyday how people in their 30s and 40s are still stuck in their parent's place because it's just impossible to move out if you're middle class.

Hopefully I'll be able to escape to the first world one day.
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>>5312151
Yup. England, by the way. And I'm in the same situation. I won't be able to own property unless I inherit it.

>>5312147
You don't seem to understand. Mortgages exist. People are willing to pay half of their wage for rent. People live with their parents. It's hard to say "a majority of the people in the UK have housing" because a large number of people are borrowing to survive. They have a house because of a bank, or a council, or they pay someone else to live in that house.

This does not mean housing is affordable by any means.
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>>5312162
if you can afford it, its affordable
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>>5312176
>having to borrow money to make something affordable
See, that's called 'living above your means'.
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going to the gym only makes me look like a fucking girl
fuck life fuck everything i hate this
why am i even doing this no one will ever want me anyway
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>>5312191

You can make it!
Everyone starts somewhere, you know.
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>tfw finding out paper which you'd been typing single spaced actually only needs to be double spaced

This is the best gift
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why are gay guys such faggots
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>>5312187
No that's called the modern economy.
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>>5312200
Its the small things.
>>5312204
Idk some are little bitches though.
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>>5312187
And it's exactly that what's caused the sub prime mortgage bubble to burst and much of the resulting economic recession in the US at least. Too many people lived above their means for too long, and now we all pay for it.
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>>5312213
Hike the price on everything so people can't afford diddly and then wonder why the economy crashes? Sounds like it doesn't work very well.

Wonder if anywhere in the world has more expensive average house prices. Maybe Dubai?
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>>5312204

more like "why are smug elitists who like to casually put down whole swathes of people on little or no evidence such faggots"
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>>5312222
nah bro, gay people are faggots. every single one of them. all shit tier humans.
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>>5312220
muh labour pamphlets muthafucka
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>Porn expects me to believe that the guy on the left is a high school student
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>>5312220
>>5312218
>>5312226

join the socialist revolution, comrades!

it is the only sustainable future!
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>>5312118

Have you tried the North Pole?
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>>5312225
>>5312225

so are you saying you're also a shit tier person?

>>5312231
>socialist
>2015
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>>5312232
I'm stuck between USA, Japan and Thailand
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>>5312226
Yeah I don't support labour. I don't know why you're bringing politics into this, the housing market is private for one. This is a problem that's been created by individuals. That doesn't mean that private investors haven't created a giant squeeze on people.
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>>5312245
I mean, I pretty much LIVE around North Pole
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>>5312243
not everyone here is gay you know?
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>>5312243

As technology progresses, socialism only gets more and more practical!

Socialist planet by 2100!
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>>5312245
I will gladly open my home to you anon
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>>5312253

why come here?

>>5312254

sorry mate but I'm voting trump ;^)
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>>5312229

Hahaha. Men.com.

>>5312231

The world of politics is such an acidic nightmare loop. "Capitalism is still really bad" "How dare you, socialist!" "Did somebody say socialism? Let's try socialism! But it's got to be 100% Marxist because that's the only way it can work!"
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>>5312258
I'm looking to hostels and B&B/couchsurfing, I think that's the best way to get known to people and culture
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>>5312260
to talk to homos and make myself feel less shit i guess
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>>5312229
>men.com
M8 wot are you thinking?
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>>5312264
t. socialist
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>>5312277

oh okay, yeah im not gay either.
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>>5312264
>>5312278
I don't know. I just download random porn videos sometimes. They're okay the 5% of the time they don't use Johnny Rapid.
Was stupid as fuck, but still came.
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>>5312278
what's wrong with men.com? i happen to work for them and all the faggots here love it
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>>5312287
seriously dude in honestly 100% straight
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>>5312306

me too, its not gay at all if you fap to traps and suck off twinks. :3
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>>5312314
no thats gay and ive promised myself that id never want to do something like that
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>>5312318

Honey you're among friends here. No need to hide in that closet anymore.
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>tfw straight guys are talking about how scared they are to get a prostate exam or colonoscopy
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>>5312290
Haha no worries whatever works. I've just always got the feeling that men.com stressed quantity over quality and has the same dozen dudes fuck each other over and over. I don't understand Johnny rapids seeming wild popularity either.
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>>5312339

It's so funny.
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>>5312301

Maybe I've got the wrong impression, but it seems like they put out a lot of ad banners lately, of markedly shittier quality than previous porn ad banners. And a lot of it seems to resemble that pic.
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>>5312243
>so are you saying you're also a shit tier person?
yes, emphatically yes
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>>5312339
colonoscopy is, next to removing epidural needle, one of the most painful and disgusting things I've had to do.
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>>5312287
yo wizzy. sup
tell me ALL about yourself lately. are you well
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<3 men.com
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>>5312326
why are you calling me your honey? ive come here for like a month now and its always honey this and honey that
men are disgusting simple as that
i dont hate you for being gay but i sure as hell am not one of you

>>5312339
thats proper disgusting though
i mean you dont have to be super scared but dreading it is very normal
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>>5312301
Really? What do you do for them?
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>>5312348
Who /selfloathing/ here?
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>>5312339
I got a colonoscopy like two weeks ago, and it was like it didn't even happen. They gave me this sick IV sedative, I fell asleep before it started, and I woke up when it was over. I was sorta looking forward to it desu. I feel bad for >>5312351, my experience was completely positive. Like smoking a lot of weed and taking a nap, but at a hospital.
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>>5312351
I thought they knocked you out for colonoscopy?

What part was most painful?
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How so?

Also I was talking mainly about prostate exam so, they get so freaked out about having someone else's finger in their butt
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>>5312276
Why not maximize the culture experience?
http://www.cocksurfing.com/
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>>5312348

Knock that shit off.

>>5312352

im fine. lol

>>5312355

you know you could have better luck trolling the lesbos and trannies.
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>>5312362
yo
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Cлaв дe ти???
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>>5312374
:)
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>>5312355
Why, do you personally believe, does talking to gay people on a message board help you feel better? Why are you sad? Are depressed or something?
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>>5312362
I hate myself
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>>5312374
thats another thing youre always telling me to troll trannies instead
im not fucking trolling do you honestly think id go here so often just for a joke? i dont mind being here
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>>5312362
reporting
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>>5312367
Meant for
>>5312351
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>>5312364
hm, let's see. the moment of insertion was quite painful, I don't stick things up my ass so they had trouble getting it in/making me relax.
the water pressure when it started filling you up, and that first painful fart when the slightly discolored water that you have to lie in.
when they have to adjust your upper body by turning you in a weird position while the doctor 180s the tube.
when you vomit with that tube inside you but you have to be held down so you don't ruin the procedure.
all in all, not something I want to do again. ever.
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>>5312387

dance the night away brah
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>>5312339
>qt straight crush will never ask me to help him study for his prostate exam
Depressing tbqh.
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>>5312380
it makes me feel less of a loser to be completely blunt
in the sure i may not be the best person or most attractive or anything but at least im not gay kind of way
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>>5312398
no thanks i dont want to dance with homos
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>>5312398
Just watched that episode tonight. That episode is so good. Wish Devito had been in the show sooner.

I feel like they might've gradually gone overboard with Charlie's retardation to be honest.
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>>5312408
>implying i was asking you to a dance

you think way to highly of yourself mate. lol
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>>5312394
Definitely springing for being knocked out when I have to get one...if I live to that age
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>>5312394
>I don't stick things up my ass
Well there's your problem. Getting tied down and having stuff put up my butt? Yes please
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>>5312324
>>5312324
>>5312324
>>5312324
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>>5312402
Yeah, I get that. I watch Animal Hoarders on TV when I feel like I don't have my shit together for the same reason. You must feel like being gay truly terrible then.
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>>5312418
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>>5312414
dont ask me to dance then? i dont want to dance with homos
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>>5312418
>not even at bump

is this a thing now?

>>5312430

I'm saying dance the night away meaning just go dance. doesnt even have to be with anyone.
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>>5312417
yeah, I'm not a bottom.
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>>5312423
yeah i do look down on homos quite a bit...
either way thanks man youre cool
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>>5312434
its a gay thing to say and you made it sound like a homo activity you cant blame me
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>>5312428
>>5312434
it actually is a thing. im well aware its not at bump limit
i just did it for the hell of it
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>>5312394
Why did you vomit?

Also why did you need a colonoscopy?
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>>5312418
you're like 100 posts early baka desu senpai
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>Tim Tebow and Olivia Culpo: NFL Quarterback and Former Miss USA Split Over 'Lack of Sex,' Report Says
he should fugg my bp instead
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>>5312457
b...bbb----aakaa..! *runs away*
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Is it normal to have major fluctuations in libido? This summer I literally could not control myself, sucked the dick of any halfwit of distinction. But now I can barely muster the will to masturbate.
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>>5312450
fucking drunk ass steppeniggers
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>>5312032
OH MY GOD /fit/ WAS RIGHT SCOOBY IS GAY.
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>>5312478
proud 2 be slav
heheheh
eheheh
heh
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>>5312453
I vomited because of the abdominal reflex, the pain when they are supposed to make a turn but miss a little is very intense.
I had to have one because after a surgery, scar tissue built in my abdominal region, on the inside, and pushes against the gut. so they wanted to assess the situation and if it would be the cause of the abdominal pains I have.
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>>5312457
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>>5312476
Idk but I've had the same thing recently. Like for all of November my libido was like zero and now I'm back to jacking off like two times per day. It's really odd.
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>>5312466
Absolutely. His back game is fucking ridiculous too.
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>>5312476
It depends on a billion things: how often you ejaculate, your stress levels, the people you're interacting or not interacting with. So there is no clear answers to that. I know that when I am lonely and bored I masturbate more than when I am busy
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>>5312500
Everyone with eyes knew scooby was gay.
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>>5312516
He kinda sucks at handegg but he is qt as fuck
and that hairy tummy
fuck
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>>5312527
I honestly just thought he was a strange guy.
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>>5312500

oh come on, nobody is this new
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>>5312534
he's had his husband in a few videos i've seen
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>>5312516
>I will never deflower this qt
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>tfw sludge ignores you
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i think about killing myself and have vivid dreams where i have a bf and friends and make plans about how not to be a social retard and gain those things and then remember im an ugly piece of shit
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>>5312537
I've been going to /fit/ on and off since it was created, so I'm not *that* new, no. I also have the attention span of a ferret on cocaine, so there's that.
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>>5312534
I don't even browse fit and I knew he was gay. My brother showed me scooby and said he was gay
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>>5312548
>ugly

are you so sure?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3dTDxp-KLM
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>>5312398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSoPeZMHMf4
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>>5312547
dumb frogposter
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>>5312548
same
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>>5312547
i'm sorry, i missed it
what was it?
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i shaved off my pubic hair for the first time and now its really itching
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>>5312561

Great song dood. :3

>>5312567

Nothing i was just being bored. How are ya tho?
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>>5312570
Ahahahaha, to be 14 again.
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>>5312570
>>5312578
this
I was always more of a fan of waxing though
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>>5312577
thanks senpai
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