gay general: GENDER WAR NOW, KILL ALL WOMEN edition
taste the sweet, sweet, feminine tears:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KGfp2aTnHs
girls are obnoxios and i hate them
also dont forget about the gg chat
http://tinychat/gaygen
but i like women
1st for
>tfw
I'm insecure
Reminder that Missy Elliot is the Queen of Rap
>>5301157
join the club
>>5301141
>see /pol/? We hate women too, please like usss :(
>>5301157
Listen to sad music
>>5301140
i don't think it's an ugly thumb, at least
>>5301149
it's a large fenrir; it says it's 7.5" usable length with a 2.8" knot, but i got it in soft, so it compresses about a quarter-inch
i didn't nut hands-free; i can with my ex, but nothing else works. i was mostly focused on not literally ripping apart my hole, although literally nothing could've prepared me for the way it kind of slips inside once you're past the widest point. insane.
>>5301171
>not being /pol/
you're a joke, man
>>5301185
tell him, fa m
>>5301185
I LOVE ironic /pol/ posting
It makes me LOL everytime
>>5301178
>i don't think it's an ugly thumb, at least
post other bodyparts
>>5301178
>2.8
wow, I though I was adventurous.
>slips inside once you're past the widest point.
h-hot
Did it knot you?
Your story makes me want a super knotted toy
>>5301202
This
Post pinky
>>5301192
>ironic
not ironic though
nothing would make my dick harder than wearing matching uniforms with my bros and taking down international jewry
these boots were made for marching and that's just what they'll do
>>5301141
Fem guys don't count as women and are therefore safe.
Right guys?
>>5301218
Fem guys are even worse
>>5301202
i will over the weekend; i honestly have to take a few days to heal.
>>5301204
yeah, that's what i meant; once i was past the midpoint of the knot, my already-strained hole decided to keep squeezing, and since i was all lubed up, it just kind of slipped up in there on its own; came like a goddamn firehose. highly recommend.
Why do gays still pretend stretching their asshole is enjoyable
You do not have a vagina
Denial is not cute
>>5301221
this
>>5301208
you guys are a unique bunch; i'm not a femboy or nothing, although i'm definitely twinkier than i'd really like to be [spoiler]and biscum[/spoiler]
How do you top? I've learned recently that I can't bottom ever again probably because hemorrhoids.
I have such a weird anxiety towards sex and I wanna start hooking up with people to get rid of it. My last boyfriend broke up with me because we were both virgins and he wanted to have sex with other people. I don't wanna get into a relationship and has that whole the grass is greener syndrome.
Do any tops here have tips or whatever?
>>5301234
Why didn't he just want to have sex with you?
>>5301232
post lower half of your face
>>5301160
i was so digusted when people were all "wow katy perry is gonna make this missy chick blow up!"
like..omg
>tfw in a relationship that is 'rocky' and full of fights and arguments.
I spend most of the time while we are appart thinking of how to break up, or dreading our next arugument. When we meet in person I usually feel happy and lovey-dovey for a moment, but then in less than an hour we are arguing over something silly, which sours the whole evening. I become afraid to speak, because every little thing I say pisses him off somehow. My bf seems to have two moods, angry and argumentative, and super clingy. My bf mentions breaking up a lot, sonetimes jokingly, sometimes seriously as a argument trump-card. My bf puts me down a lot, even around friends and family. Ive been thinking about ending it for a while, but have been afraid too. I wish i could breakup with him, and have as just a friend again, like we were before.
Thanks for reading my rant. Advice is welcomed.
>>5301255
He sounds like trash
Why would you even want to be friends with him?
Dump him nowwww
>>5301255
you need to break up with him, that sounds like a shitty relationship
i doubt you can be friends after desu, but you really need to do what's best for you
>>5301240
Well, I guess if you want me to get more specific he fell in love with another dude and cheated on me with him. I think they're in some sort of open relationship right now. I don't really know why. I try not to think about it.
I would just like to stop putting sex on a pedestal and stop having anxiety about it. Feeling like I'm not good enough at sex etc.
>>5301157
I'm ugly and stupid and poor.
u wan sum fug
>>5301157
Everyone is insecure about something anon. Have a nice day.
>>5301266
Poor is a dealbreaker
>>5301242
i did not shave today because i did not feel like it
>>5301255
the fuck do you think this is? some sort of game where you get to start over if you fuck up?
fuck that shit, you only get this one chance at life, so do your best with it and stop wasting your time trying to appease that guy
>>5301274
dem lips
>>5301274
I only shave once every week and half or so.
I can only grow some ratty pubes around my chin and jaw, so it looks super shitty.
I don't care tho. :^]
>tfw pink lips
people keep asking me if i wear lipstick
i dont ;^;
>>5301291
>tfw red as fuck lips
>but no one ever asks me if I wear lipstick because Im a masculine man :^)
>>5301315
>facial hair
D R O P P E D
SHAVE THAT SHIT!
>>5301221
>>5301231
fight me irl
>>5301291
>tfw lips turn nearly blood red when I'm on a drinking binge
you don't even know how this pain feels like
>>5301320
but im fed up of people thinking i wear lipstick
im just, like, a normal guy. not super masc, not super fem. normal.
>>5301327
at least they arent neon pink
How do I obtain a partner, do I have to preform some satanic ritual and sacrifice a picture of david bowie to the dark lord or some shit?
>tfw contemplating my first gay sex encounter
>shorter Japanese native that knows Japanese
>i study Japanese
Should I try it? Only if I get trips.
>>5301315
But if you wear a natural shade of lipstick then people won't ask if you are.
Until it rubs off on your boyfriend or something.
>>5301333
Go get em c;
>>5301331
holy shit, that is quite pink
>>5301333
you know what you have to do
>>5301331
Pretty sure there's a fem containment thread for people like you
>>5301335
id probably apply it wrong and smear it over my cheek.
or what if it rains?
>>5301324
>femmefag
>threatening anyone
yes, do come and fight me irl
>>5301344
im growing some stubble out as we speak, dont worry
>>5301332
I found my ex on tumblr. I just have no idea. I felt like even that was really lucky and its probably never going to happen again.
>tfw spending all day looking at hot guys in Instagram
>>5301345
Lipstick's waterproof, duh.
And just don't smear it, I guess.
>>5301332
couldn't hurt to try
worst case scenario you summon a demon and have hot sex with him
You told me there would be gay death gg, why won't these early twenty-somethings stop messaging me, it makes me feel creepy.
>>5301332
1. go to public transportation like bus or train
2. sit on some unsuspecting cute guy's lap
3. either get taken home and made love to or get brutally beaten within an inch of your life
>>5301351
i am the hope of the universe
i am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace
i am protector of the innocent
i am the light in the darkness
i am truth
<3<3<3
>>5301396
>>5301396
and if you give me shit irl you're also a bloody pulp begging to be left alive
>>5301393
I wonder how I would feel about some random, but I guess cute guy randomely sitting on my lap.
I don't like being touched tb h, at least not by strangers or family, not that I know what it's like being touched by someone who has sexual feelings for you ...
>>5301336
>>5301342
I don't have a choice....
The trips don't lie...
>>5301404
Be nice.
>>5301409
yup good luck c:
>gf suggest butt stuff
>pegs me
>sort of liked it
Now I am become Gay, the destroyer of worlds.
>>5301414
Ur becoming a c.uck
>>5301389
b/c daddy issues
how u doin daddy
>>5301409
well I could be nice, but guys love edge and I love guys
fuck off retard
>>5301449
you're a dumb weeaboo and nothing more
hnnnmnnnnnnng
>>5301437
I just want to meet a regular guy to have a fwb with, all the guys I like are usually masc5fem and exclusive tops and don't even reply. I don't want to be someones unresolved psychological issue.
>>5301462
weeaboos dont like dbz
dbz = normie anime
t b h
>>5301485
I would be okay with that, if you are okay with me being an exclusive top.
>>5301462
>guys love guys with edge
You called me a retard im so in love with you now.
>>5301413
How are you today cutey?
>>5301485
>I don't want to be someones unresolved psychological issue.
>guy to have a fwb
>doesnt want a bf
>unresolved psychological issue
>>5301495
It's just such a mental turn-off to me.
>>5301500
doing pretty great bb. Chilling at home may go see my guy today c:
>>5301507
why?
>>5301506
Why would I want a bf? There's so much to do I don't have time for that.
>>5301512
Why do you feel that a bf would just be huge waste and drain on your time?
>>5301508
Ahhh lucky.
What's he like?
>>5301511
I consider sexuality a realm where you're not supposed to really be present, dogmatism is like being told beforehand how long it will last, what your role is, basically a written context of how it will all play itself out. that just becomes masturbatory to me and void of creativity. might just watch porn because it'll be more inventive.
What are gay bars like?
Are they worth it?
>>5301527
Hes pretty funny, hes a shy big Russian dude. Really kind guy though, loves to talk with me.
>>5301538
shit, filled to the brink with stds and old men, just go clubbing faggot, bp is much cleaner there
>>5301521
You're stretching what I said, it's not a drain or waste I just don't have time for it. Not enough hours in the day.
>>5301540
That's awesome
I wish I had a Russian bf tbqh...
Probably going to try out this Japanese dude but idk I've never done it before and id be topping. Ill just drink beforehand and go to town. Well I have to go have a great day.
>>5301548
I promise I won't bother you. ;_;
>you only want me for sex
;_;
>>5301547
Neither do I really, I could give you a vertebral orgasm though, except I had to press a little against your coccygeus muscle, nothing inside your butt tho.
>>5301550
haha hes pretty insane though. Speaks Russian, English and Spanish fluently. Im pretty happy camper. Good luck my friend have fun!
>>5301559
>vertebral orgasm
a what?
>against your coccygeus muscle
wut?
>>5301557
That's not true, time is such a valuable asset, I try to make the most of it. Don't even need sex every time either in a fwb situation sometimes it's just nice chilling with someone and having someone to sleep next to.
>>5301546
what is the diff between clubbing and barcrawling?
how do i go clubbing anyway?
>>5301550
Just got here, maki finally going full gay?
Oh look maki's back how long do you guys think it will take for him to have a breakdown and "leave for good" again
>>5301567
>it's just nice chilling with someone and having someone to sleep next to.
thats boyfriend territory though
So we will be like boyfriends, but I can't call you like that?
>>5301564
Tantric massage, it's an bodily orgasm that comes from your spine.
The area slightly under your anus, one of the spots with the most nerve endings on your body.
>>5301573
I think I'd be okay with that. Also I would like you to enjoy anal sex more.
>invited to party tomorrow
>a guy who I'm into and who might be into me going too
>but also a guy who's into me and who I don't like that way coming
>kind of friendzoned him a while ago saying "sorry I'm not really looking for a relationship now"
>now can't make a move on the other guy without being a dick
Maybe I'll just skip it
>texts me saying he has cheese
>poorly grown generic barely skunk
every single time
>>5301571
You can call me that when we're with each other but once either you or I go out the door, there are other things to think about, other things to get done. Yesno?
>>5301577
Fuck that. Go for it, and if other guy asks about it just say you decided it was time to try, but he's not your type.
Nut up.
>go to GSA event
>no one hits on me
why am i so fucking ugly and horrible
>>5301580
Yes.
Although I rather be with someone who is more serious about it. You make it seem like it's only a time thing, but I dont fully buy that.
>>5301589
love you are self
>You will never have a meaningful relationship
>You are stuck with fuckbuddies, FWB's and daddies forever
This is true pain
>>5301596
At least you're getting sex.
>tfw 22 year old virgin
>>5301538
I have experienced four varieties of gay bar. It's generally a nice way of getting out of the house every so often, but not places I need to be on a regular basis:
1) the large-scale generic "anything goes" LGBT club, which routinely features drag shows etc, and is populated by various men and women alike, variously not-straight and straight (sort of the McDonald's of gay bars, well-known perhaps, but not a serious gay-male catering space):
2) the Gay Male dive bar (large-town and small-town edition), probably your best bet if you want to chill with friends / not endure outrageous drink prices / actually cruise if that's your deal / be generally comfy. There is one near me which is quite nice, has cheap drinks, and has standard bar entertainment. 8/10 would recommend as My First Gay Bar,
3) The leather bar (cruising also easy here but, y'know, middle-aged bald guys and poz everywhere, go only if you seriously enjoy kink / have a buddy / wish to be the puppy)
and 4), least pertinent of all (for you), the lesbian dive piano club, which also has the odd cabaret-esque routine.
You are going to find middle-aged men in every single one of these, all-the-time. To go to a "gay" bar of whatever variety is to accept that fact. Get a friend or bf of your own age-group first if you don't want to endure above-average hit-on ratios, or something.
When you are fully gay-dead, you can chill at one of these more regularly with friends. Iiiit wiiilll hhaaapppeeeenn too youuuuu...!
>>5301596
Never say never.
>>5301605
I can't handle long distance relationships
>>5301596
>You are stuck with fuckbuddies, FWB's and daddies forever
I could live with that t b h
>>5301603
>only "gay" bar in town is Julian's Piano Bar
Aw fuck
>>5301568
clubbing is more a dancing and random sex thing, bar are where you drown your sorrow and socialize with friends
>>5301614
where do i go to make new friends?
>>5301610
I am not serious. Tbh I dont feel worthy right now, maybe in 6 months when I have a nicer body.
>>5301620
Omg same we have so much in common
>>5301621
R-really?
I am okay with others having skinny bodies without much muscles tb h.
>>5301617
What do you do in your spare time?
>>5301568
clubbing is to get your dance on and do some drugs
bars are for hangin out w/ your friends and getting drunk
>>5301568
Bars are for alcohol, clubs are for drugs
>>5301626
Nah I'm skinnyfat :(
>>5301627
painting, videogames, engineering/tinkering, lifting, reading
>>5301634
I think I just left skinnyfat territory, I could be more skinny though.
Skinnyfat is kinda unattractive, I hope it's not full on skinnyfat. Though I feel like I could be more tolerating of others than myself tb h.
>>5301630
so i need outgoing friends to go to a bar?
>>5301639
you in college or uni? if so join the vidya society, theres usually a nice shy gay guy there.
>>5301647
really?
damn. i was planning on going by myself so if i sperged out there would be no witnesses. Plus my friends arent gay or sociable, so i wouldnt want to drag them to a gay club.
>>5301644
not at all, bars are also where alcoholics go to get sloshed alone, so there's lots of people just off by themselves
drunks can be kinda social though, so you'll probably get approached by strangers at some point during the night
and with like gay bars/leather bars, i hear lots of people just sort of go to observe when they're nervous n stuff
>>5301644
Not really. You can bring a laptop to look busy or a book if you want. Obviously it's better to go with friends than alone.
STRAWBERRY MILK
IT EXISTS & ITS FINE AS HELL
why are you not enjoying some right now?
>>5301666
>You can bring a laptop to look busy or a book if you want.
To a bar? Do people actually do this?
>>5301670
milk makes me fart
>>5301644
Pretty much, all my close friends aren't on my uni course and only know each other through music and autistic post-internet memes
>>5301670
Because I'm not 7
Nah I like chocolate milk better
>>5301643
Ah, I'm probably not for you anyway then lol
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1443/84/1443847699186.jpg
Though I'm losing weight
>>5301670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXLd_Q8--V4
>>5301601
I don't even know what I'm doing right. I got a skinny body and 7/10 face (According to /soc/).
>>5301605
I'm still so tight that fingering is a hassle.
>>5301606
Thank you
>>5301612
All my sexual needs are met but I still get hit by this weird loneliness at times. This is also why I don't think I can be in a relationship, since for the most time I don't need someone else.
It's like some deep part of me is broken, making it impossible for me to be in a meaningful relationship.
i think i can see an imminent acne breakout on my lower cheek
any preventative measures i can take to save myself?
>>5301682
Nah, not as you are currently, sorry man.
But at least going skelly mode is easy, if you count calories.
>>5301670
is strawberry milk not common in europe? it's pretty standard here
also milk gives me explosive shits
>>5301675
i was at this bar in sf about a month ago and there were like
3 business men in computers in various corners just working away
i remember one had a joint and i was like :o
>>5301689
what's your skincare routine?
you'll probably have to ride this one out but if you stick to a good cleansing/exfoliating schedule you won't have as many issues in the future
>>5301687
You sound like you have mental problems,
also
>All my sexual needs are met
this is kinda offputting to me tbqh (putting it mildly)
>>5301697
uh, i wash my face with water 5 days a week? thats about it
>>5301702
>5 days a week?
>5
ew
>>5301702
>i wash my face with water 5 days a week? thats about it
>complaining about potential outbreaks
>>5301691
Yeah, I understand that I'm not gonna be everyone's type lol. Like I said, I'm losing, and on the way to my ideal.
>>5301707
I was being sarcastic breh I said I like chocolate milk
>>5301716
>i dont have time to wash on Sundays or Tuesdays
wut
washing your face takes 1 minute at most
>>5301716
>i dont have time to wash on Sundays or Tuesdays
I takes less than 5 min, anon.
>go to gay bar
>loads of women there
Why? I chose to be gay because I hate women and now they're invading my safe space.
>>5301729
It*
>>5301702
if all you're using is water
you're not really washing your face, you're just splashing water on your face
if you're having problems w/ acne you should be using face wash daily. i have shitty skin so a face wash in the mornings, then a stridex pad and some moisturizer and a nightly exfoliator
doing all that takes <5 minutes of my day, you can find time
>video of me talking without knowing I'm being filmed
holy shit I'm so gay.
>>5301141
>GENDER WAR NOW, KILL ALL WOMEN
Holy crap. LGBT is a fun zone now?
I thought mirth and frivolity were as verboten as non-leftist speech.
>>5301731
I've never been to a gay bar, are there really women?
>>5301707
>farts r qt
>>5301737
The worst of feels.
>>5301701
>You sound like you have mental problems,
Don't you think I noticed that at this point?
The main reason is that I enjoy having periods of time where I don't talk with anyone / anyone I know. This makes it hard for some people since I just want to talk with literally anyone else for a few days / week.
I'm highly functioning though, and I am very emotionally stable.
>this is kinda offputting to me tbqh (putting it mildly)
Why?
>>5301743
Yes, fag hags talking to their friends.
>>5301743
i haven't been to one either but i hear a lot of stories about fag hags invading because it's a "safe space from men where they can just dance and have fun!" and shit like that, and that straight men follow them and get shitty when they get hit on
even thought they're in a fucking gay bar
>>5301746
then if you just start taking a little better care of yourself you'll prob have great skin
like, at least use soap or something (but soap is p harsh for your face so really just invest in some face wash)
>>5301722
so that means you're 7?
>>5301748
You seem like a huge flamer SP
>>5301745
*PFFFFRRRRRRT*
teehee :3
>>5301749
>Why?
Because it seems like you are living a degenerate lifestyle. Also you probably have much more experience than I am and likely wont be satisfied by just me.
Also I guess you are practically poly right now.
>>5301731
there is one gay bar here, it's only open during weekends. The place is filled with butch dykes, trans and flamboyancy. Gender specific nights are "banned" because equality.
A brown bar is trying to change its image, they hold lesbo nights one night each month.
I don't there's a middle ground when it comes to these things, either you live as a countryside homo or you have to live in metropolis areas.
>>5301755
>and that straight men follow them and get shitty when they get hit on even thought they're in a fucking gay bar
I can confirm this happens.
>>5301731
lesbians duh
>>5301759
Yeah maybe.
>>5301789
how many pictures do you have?
>>5301789
>all those wrinkles under the eyes
wow
>>5301763
>Degenerate lifestyle
I only have 3 people I meet up with.
>wont be satisfied by just me.
The best sex I've ever had was with someone who I genuinely cared about, and I was honestly developing feelings for them before the reality of us just being fuckbuddies and nothing more hit me like a brick again.
>you are practically poly right now.
They're not real relationships though
>>5301795
A handful.
>>5301803
Still handsome though.
>>5301803
>so incredibly jealous of him that you have to nitpick about his fucking eye wrinkles
>being this pathetic
it's almost time to start make best of lists gg. the best part of the year.
Hello /lgbt/, please tell me if you prefer your mom or your dad. Just in general, who do you feel closer to? For me, it's my mom.
>>5301806
You really are making me consider going straight again.
>I ONLY have 3 people I meet up with.
>They're not real relationships though
>he best sex I've ever had was with someone who I genuinely cared about, and I was honestly developing feelings for them before the reality of us just being fuckbuddies and nothing more hit me like a brick again.
And why exactly couldn't you go further? Was it a problem with him? You still have sex with him?
>>5301821
my dad.
>>5301810
>that huge jew nose
So how many of you plan on starting families of your own? I mean large families that extend beyond just you and your first children. I'm talking about starting a lineage
>>5301827
It's a nice nose.
>>5301821
I'm close with both, but a bit more with my dad. He's more chill and down to earth more than my mom is about things.
>>5301817
[desire to know more intensifies]
>>5301821
my dad def
>>5301767
My first experience at a gay bar was pretty wretched desu. I never went back.
I was pretty young and going through a major family tragedy. I guess I was feeling pretty vulnerable, and it was about then that I met up with this holy-roller closet-case daddy trying to use religion to console me, but I kept getting these weird vibes from him. Anyways, he decides he has to go on a business trip way out of town, and I asked to go along. I gathered some junk I had recently bought and we went downtown to book a flight.
Sure enough, as soon as we are out of the burbs and downtown, he takes me off to some shit neighborhood, which sucked because we got stopped by cops on the way, so this is already shaping up to be a bad trip. He talks to the cops and explains that we dont have anything, then we go to this bar he has already picked out.
It was a total "urban" dump, frankly, and nothing but freaks everywhere eye-balling me as soon as I walk in like they never saw two white guys before. Apparently he knew some people and thought some down-low thug-wannabe asshole there was going to get him a good travel deal on the spot. As soon as I walk in with my stuff, the bartender flips shit about all my junk. Since we had a convertible and were in a rough neighborhood, I didn't feel like leaving it in the car to get jacked, but he insisted I leave it outside...-
>>5301821
I love them both about the same but I feel closer to my mom because she's really approcheable. She's that kind of person that makes small talk with strangers and such.
My dad doesn't talk much and he generally dislikes everything and everybody so it's hard to have a conversation with him.
>>5301821
>daddy plz
http://41.media.tumblr.com/14cfc09e1cbfe8878178356b72cba103/tumblr_nvx3kuQ9Ct1rg9x9ao1_1280.jpg
>>5301837
you've never made end of the year best-of lists?
>>5301844
- ... Next, I try to get a drink and relax (it's clear the bartender didn't really want to serve me), and just listen to the jazz playing (yes, it was that kind of dump) . Then some drunken foreigner next to me starts yapping at me in his durka-durka language, which I didn't understand a word of. I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or what so I just ignore him. The daddy had gone off to meet his buddy and is talking to some hairy fug bear, and now I'm stuck with this crap.
The foreigner's friend comes up and starts talking shit too about what a bad-ass he is in his broken English and now I'm stuck. Finally, just as his friend starts putting his hands on me and I'm about to flip, the daddy comes back and tries to calm everyone down. It was pointless though, the two dipshits were clearly either drunk or high and wanted a fight. But just as the friend makes his move and pushes me into a table, the daddy breaks out some kung-fu shit and whacked his arm off with his light saber. We hauled ass out of town and I never went back to that shitty freak bar ever again.
>>5301822
>Some anon making you change sexual orientation
They aren't relationships. They find me sexually attractive and I like having sex with them. Easy.
Do you even know how complicated relationships are? How much that is required to be compatible?
I'm just enjoying sexual liberation until I find someone who I want to spend most of my time with.
>And why exactly couldn't you go further? Was it a problem with him?
Because it's pretty well established that we just meet to fuck.
If anything showed any kind of personal compatibility, I would be open for a relationship.
>You still have sex with him?
Yes, every now and then, maybe 2-3 times a month.
>>5301821
my mom but I'm pretty much my dad if he ever came out
>>5301849
no
the fuck is that
>>5301854
>Because it's pretty well established that we just meet to fuck.
I expected this kind of answer, seems like it's a problem with you.
>>5301847
>tfw no bottom masc daddy bf
>catch flu
>mad headache, no energy etc etc
>stagger to gym anyway
>benchpress goes down by 5kg
>do one set of squats with the bar and feel like puking
>do 2 desultory sets of legpress instead before giving up and going home
>didnt even attempt deadlift
>am typing this while sitting on the toilet while Satan Hinself pours of my asshole
>literally just noticed in mirror there is an imminent acne outbreak on my cheek
this hasnt been a good day fit...
hold me
>>5301141
Wiz, women aren't the problem. The problem is you.
>>5301847
Daddies~
>>5301866
>going to the gym sick
Enjoy the negative gainz desu
>>5301866
>and i cant even post to the right board
seriously just kill me now
>>5301861
a great way to reflect on the year, you list all your favorite albums, movies, books, concerts, experiences you've had this year. http://yearendlists.com/
I took the opportunity to read a few of your posts, and anons, the prognosis is salacious.
By Jove you're all insatiable licentious whores.
>>5301866
Why the fuck did you train when you were clearly unwell? Take better care of yourself, gosh.
>>5301854
Am I alone hating sluts?
Am I a prude, would it change if I had as much sex as he has?
I don't even care about sex as much, I would be happy with one person as bf.
>>5301862
>like it's a problem with you.
If you hit on a guy who is your fuckbuddy it makes things incredibly awkward, it is also incredibly weird.
I ask again, do you even know how these things work?
We learn about each other through pillow-talk.
There hasn't been any real "I want to spend more time with you" moments yet.
>>5301887
>mfw have anxietyinduced amnesia and cant remember anything more than 2 months ago
i d-didnt want to make a list anyway...
>>5301887
alright neato
im too much of a lazy cunt for that though but thanks for letting me know
>>5301890
I'm not into dads because I don't have weird daddy issues
>>5301894
I fucked a few guys in a short period of time, but none of them were relationship material for various reasons. The last in that chain of hookups is my bf now and I have no desire to fuck any other guys.
>>5301731
>gay bar
>safe space
I don't think you understand what bars are for. They aren't safe spaces/ heavens. It's a dumb ass bar used for socializing, fag hagging, and one night standing pickups. The only safe space you can find is your own room.
>>5301821
My dad, he was a stay at home dad
>>5301895
Tbqh I can't even imagine meeting up with a person just to fuck. I am not even looking for that.
So you kinda fucked up at the point where talking with each other became more intimate than fucking.
>>5301888
Ughhhhhh, your diction and online presence incites images of Brian Griffin and emotions of scowling hate
Post ugly tum pic
>>5301894
Not him, but it seems you place a lot of value on another person to bring you happiness. This isn't how life works, if you go into a relationship expecting things to work out and being magically differently because you have someone there you are setting yourself and that person up for torment.
you are putting relationships on a pedestal basically.
>>5301911
Best job in the world tbqh
>>5301909
safe space is a meme you dip. I just don't want women there, I feel like they judge me.
>>5301915
I'm pretty sure that was all tongue in cheek. He doesn't usually talk like that
>>5301916
No, it's not that I hold up relationships, but rather bring down random sex.
I despise sluts, I cant help it.
>>5301915
Brian Griffin? Like Family Guy?
Anyway, what's wrong with my diction?
And that picture is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Dennis Reynolds); he always insists his mediocre body is fantastic and tries to get shirtless. It reminded me of gaygen.
why is life so terrible?
>>5301894
He's not really slutty tho. He's consistent and not hosting breeding gang bangs.
Don't hate on it tho. Let's talk more after Sunday mass
>>5301923
Women judge everyone even though they have no authority to judge anyone since most of their lives are trainwrecks in disguise.
>>5301935
Yours maybe. Mine is quite grand.
>>5301894
>Am I alone hating sluts?
Why do you hate sluts?
>Am I a prude, would it change if I had as much sex as he has?
I was a massive prude until a little before I turned 18 about 3 months ago, then I started seeing more guys and It changed me completely.
I still use condoms and all that.
>I don't even care about sex as much, I would be happy with one person as bf.
So would I, but relationships are incredibly complicated and require a lot more from both parties in terms of personality, other than just finding each other attractive.
>>5301914
>Talking with each other became more intimate than fucking.
There is a difference between emotional intimacy and physical intimacy.
>>5301926
You're free to call people whatever you like, but what exactly is it about random sex that makes people sluts? I'm a very chaste person but I don't call anyone sluts as I feel that ultimately harms myself rather than those that live differently.
Coming from a group of straight, mostly beta, males as friends, I found that those that talked about women being sluts were usually those that were mad these women weren't doing slutty things with them. I'm not saying that's the case with you, but I don't see the problem with people enjoying sex as long as they are safe about it.
>>5301935
It isn't meant to be easy, anon. Pushing through the tough times is what makes life much more interesting and worth it.
Am I the only "prude" as in non-slut in here?
I couldn't even tell you if it is out of jealousy, right-wing moral values, me being a virgin, or whatever. I don't know, but I can't imagine just interacting with another person purely through sex...
>>5301945
>There is a difference between emotional intimacy and physical intimacy.
You seem to know all about that delicate little difference.
>tfw
Women are all completely fucking trash. The most craziest gay guy is more rational than the average woman. They are nothing more than prizes anyway. Treat them that way. The moment you fall for one is the moment your empire collapses. Women are nothing more than prizes. Collect as many as possible they aren't human and they don't want to be treated that way either.
I wish r9k didn't have so many females there now because they always chime in with their bullshit that nobody gives a flying fuck about.
I can't even make a good why women deserve to get raped thread without white knights and women taking over. They will post one picture of them in a fighting position and say RAPE THIS. Than all the fucking betas are like I love you...marry me... giving them insane amounts of attention.
I fucking hate women. I hate myself for even wanting one of those whores around. There so easy to manipulate they really are the inferior gender.
>>5301959
I'm also a virgin, probably older than you, but I don't hate sluts or see the need to judge people that live their lives differently than me as sluts. It's not my call to make that ruling nor would it really make me any happier caring so much what other people do.
>>5301947
>>5301890
beards are just in right now.
>>5301972
>>5301979
>>5301971
Would you rather be someone who slept with a few people or someone who slept with very many people?
And dont tell me you don't care.
>>5301973
i never want beards to be "out"
im a real poglophile
>>5301984
How many of you are writing in to Channel 4 at this minute to demand this show stops broadcasting insensitive material regarding Gay Death?
This shows a man in a gay relationship, when he is clearly gay dead. Looking at Robert Webb, not all that attractive, probably would've never even been gay alive.
It's like broadcasting a show saying "paraplegics can now all walk again it's a miracle just stick a fork in a toaster". It's crass, and it must be stopped.
>>5301990
>pogonophile
Beards need to go tbqh
>>5301996
>channel 4
>>5301996
pic related looks pretty good though
>>5301991
>>5301984
DEM LEGS GNGGGGNGGGHHH
>>5302011
