>tfw no serotonin inducing bf
watdo /gaygen/?
tinychat: /gaygen
leftovers: >>5298484
I'll just leave this here
>>5299645
who is the kid in the last frame?
>>5299646
5652
>tfw becoming too masc for my own good
Remember not to fatpost, lads.
>>5299641
Actually, oxytocin and dopamine are the primary chemicals involved with relationships, love and sex.
>>5299651
I have stuffed all these chemicals in my body. None of them kept my bed warm.
Luckily the guy with drugs was also a hooker. [rimshot]
Which trips are the biggest memes?
Oh my God fuck I found something awesome I'm not showing any of you.
>>5299668
wow I didn't expect it to go in like that :o
The weirdest part was that it didn't hurt at all.
>>5299687
fucking disgusting
#1 i hope you disinfected that
# 2 take a shower u spotty cunt
>>5299687
wat
>>5299650
Is this considered fat?
>>5299687
Only after the fact... I wiped down the area with rubbing alcohol. Oh boy now it's starting to hurt. Infection city here I come. I'm such a fucking dumbass
>>5299698
I was just dicking around with a sewing pin and wondered if it could pierce the skin and actually go in me... Turns out all you have to do is apply the right amount of pressure in the right way... Bad late night idea...
>>5299700
Y-yes. Also the male equivalent of a gamur gurl, 0/10.
I-It's not like I want to use him as a human mattress/pillow or anything..
>>5299706
you wondered if a pin would puncture skin...?
felt really anxious tonight and started thinking about how time is more than likely non-linear and how i probably haven't lived through most of my past experiences yet and how this means that there's no such thing as free will... this made me think about how there's more than likely some sort of force like gravity controlling the actions and thoughts of all living beings and how everything is just happening because it needs to happen. but even then can i trust my own thoughts? because what if we're not seeing the big picture here? what if the earth really is flat and we're just unable to comprehend it because of our minds and our laws aren't there yet. the world might as well be flat. time might as well be flat. what if the air we breathe is filled with some sort of low key psychedelic and we're all just tripping and we're actually just cavemen tripping in caves thinking we're living these vivid and crazy lives? i'm going back to bed i guess.
>>5299713
unoriginal + not interesting
go back to sleep
>>5299717
true and true.
>>5299713
reading this post was like im 15yo and tripping on mushrooms again
>>5299713
How high are you right now booger?
>>5299724
>doing mushrooms at 15
degenerate pls
>>5299710
You can rest your head on his thighs while he plays his gaymur guy games
>>5299726
>Not spending your teenage years tripping balls with good friends.
Pleb
>>5299712
I... Uh... I guess I wanted to do it, but didn't quite think it through.
Consulting dr google it seems like I'll be ok, given that it was clean (although not totally sterile), it was very small diameter wise, and it didn't break off inside the wound.
>>5299735
I've never took mushrooms but I used to buy 100's of acid tabs online and take/sell them with/to friends. Haven't touched them in a while though but I still smoke weed every day.
>>5299710
This guy looks like such a pussy. He looks infertile.
>>5299713
I'm pretty sure there's no free will, but there's perception and it's good within the tracks to pretend there is free will in order to maintain a perception of satisfaction as you run snapping your jaw down at an eternally fleeing mouse tail like a Hungry Hungry Hippo unleashed.
Like, for instance, right this minute I feel a sense of disdain for the losers I affiliate with who keep making verbal agreements and backing out. Maybe dragging me down, the loyalty I pay to these people. And the people in town can't tell affection from a mole on their ass, and the people out here are all idiots with contempt for them. Ah, fuckers, factors, pull the strings!
>>5299724
I'm jealous. I ought to have done mushrooms at 15.
>>5299737
What?
>>5299739
>tfw your back will never be that divine
>>5299730
Haha. Doesn't your frontal lobe not even fully develop until 24?
Fuck all that shit. People need to live while they can. Your frontal lobe doesn't grow in 'til mid-20s, your raging hormones are only guaranteed serious droppage at like 30,,, pop-sci adulthood is bullshit, you grow a pair and fuck and die.
>>5299737
Oh, no, that was me forgetting to clear out the quick reply thing, because I use the legacy captcha on my phone.
dw your beloved is not as dumb as I am
>>5299736
Also it went in like less than an inch
>>5299741
nevermind thought you were a trip.
>>5299740
yeah i'm pretty sure there's no free will either. this makes me think there might be meaning to life then. that our actions our used as some bizarre power source for the universe in order to keep existence going.
>>5299745
yeah around 25. but i kind of regret taking l so young... i think it fucked me up. i still see fractals till this day. just randomly...
>>5299746
ok good lmaooo but i dont think you're dumb.
>>5299752
Nigga I stuck a non-sterile (it didn't have shit on it but it wasn't sterilized in rubbing alcohol) sewing pin into my thigh just to see if I could do it.
Pretty dumb
>>5299752
Nah s'all chemical reactions imo. There's no meaning, do whatever, etc. You'll at least think it was you doing it, which is pretty cool.
I occasionally have some flashback-ish things. But fractals sound kinda cool.
>>5299743
... is this sarcastic? This should be sarcastic.
>>5299743
>I stayed safe and only used opiates
Hahahahahahahaha
>>5299752
Maybe the drugs just made you recognize your fucked uppedness.
>>5299729
Y-you too.
>>5299739
I'll impregnate him one day, you'll see!
>>5299760
your actions were dumb, but you yourself are probably not dumb.
>>5299761
we should do ayahuasca together tbqh... when it's warmer. fractals are cool but its weird seeing them in the grass when i'm sober af.
>>5299769
maybe. but i go to a therapist regularly and i'm told i'm just depressed so idk... i don't think i'm "fucked up" per se. not like i see shit and believe it's there. or like have vivid auditory hallucinations. ;~;
ive been 100% gay since age 11 but ever since i started stoning on the reg i've started feeling curious about/jerking off to the thought of girls
is weed making me biscum or is tfwnobf driving me insane
>never did drugs as a kid
on the one hand, i feel like i missed out
on the other, im in one of the worlds top universities and have stellar job prospects and an assured future
swings n roundabouts i guess
>>5299797
your job isnt real. you arent real. and you are going to die no matter what you achieve. and all your accomplishments will be lost in time.
>>5299646
5652
>>5299791
>ketamine
gl with that
>>5299780
Yeah I remember dropping about 400 micro grams and staring at my wallpaper as it turned into a black and white flip book animation of a lotus tree growing up my wall. Shit was pretty cool.
>>5299801
At least he isn't a tranny.
>>5299791
>ketamine is p chill tho
Never tried that how is it?
>>5299815
Night night booger
>>5299814
I don't really fuck with drugs as much as I used to and I only ever did it once and that was as much as I needed
It's an experience I recommend though
>>5299815
It is unavoidable, Boog. It is your destiny.
>tfw still awake after plugging Ritalin almost 8 hours ago
>>5299815
So it shall be.
'Nacht.
Still getting turkey captchas. It's depressing.
>>5299831
yw bby ; ^ )
>>5299774
It's okay to want to be cuddled by steve, anon
I can stay awake like 48 hours on coffee.
>>5299836
Who's that guy? dat arm...
>>5299836
>5'8"
>Okay
Hahahaha..haha.ha..
haaaa...haa
aaaah...ahhhh
>>5299840
S t e v e
R a i d e r
>>5299833
Sleep schedule=fucked
I'm wondering if I should bother taking my normal dose now.
>>5299857
Thank you anon-senpai!
>>5299858
double up then sleep great tonight
also ur gonna be fucked when you crash lol
>>5299873
tfw no qt junkie chav bf
>>5299873
Show us yer bum ya poofter wanker
>>5299863
Fuck. I'm just gonna try to make it through the day. Also I never have had comedowns with the regular dose, so I'm probably ok. I say that of course having never experienced a Ritalin crash before. I hope it doesn't last too long.
>>5299883
hitty pls advise
>clear blocks on grindr
>it still says I have used up all blocks for my free service
Who the fuck made this piece of shit app and how do I block all the grandpas
>>5299883
You'll probably crash a little at least when it's wearing off
Depends on the person though
If you have important stuff going on today I'd dose a little more if I were you
Also how much did you take and how much do you normally take?
>>5299896
54 mg in the butt and 54 mg XR daily
>>5299902
I'd take your xr orally and then crush up half of another and parachute it
>>5299909
>greebo
had to google it
rude desu
but I'm still down
>>5299908
Fuck it I'll just take the XR like a good boy. btw parachuting sounds like the most retarded thing I've ever heard
>>5299909
>greebo
Kek I haven't heard that since secondary school
>>5299921
>parachuting sounds like the most retarded thing I've ever heard
do you mean the term or the act of doing it?
>>5299924
The act. From what I gleaned it was something like crushing the pill up in a little pocket of toilet paper and swallowing the little pocket of toilet paper. Why not just throw the powder into a glass of water and down the glass of water quickly? Why ingest toilet paper?
>>5299930
mixing it with water makes the water taste like shit and adds more volume to your stomach than just a tiny little packet
it's a method of potentiation, and it's fine to swallow a teeny tiny piece of tissue
>>5299934
Meh, whatever. Thanks 4 the tips bby, I'm off to go take a nap
Dead gen is dead.
So what are guys doing on your Friday night?
Personally I'll be going round a friends to drink, smoke weed, sniff coke and pretend there isn't a void in my life.
>>5299950
Lie in bed and contemplating my whole life, and browsing 4chan
>>5299950
Nothing tbqh. I was going to drink, but I don't want to deal with that rn.
I spent the afternoon packing and cleaning. Will probably go to bed soon, since I have to be up at 5.
>>5299962
>this except no coke bc poor
>tfw dealer is one of my best friends so I pay him whenever and he gives me free shit anyway
Come to the West Midlands bby I'll sort you out
>>5299971
Why you gotta try and upstage me Hitler? You can't so don't try.
>>5299977
why don't you both come
I don't mind sharing drugs
can only promise one of you cummies tho
>>5299962
Such a cute boy, such a druggie.
>>5299984
Like that's a bad thing?
>>5299971
If you insist hitler senpai..
>>5299981
I'll take the drugs you couldn't top me though. I'm far too masc to bottom for you I'll happily give me my cummies though.
>>5299997
>I'll happily give me my cummies though.
just the drugs will do
>>5299999
No fun
>>5299990
It's kind of a contrast
>>5299999
CHECKEM
>Junkie fems forming their own group of The Plastics in gay gen
>can bench 250 for reps
>do 240 on the pec fly machine for reps
Pecs are too small still for gaygen and my boyfriend
>>5300016
You and 5652 are now the designated plastics
>>5300011
Innocent isn't exactly the right word. Sometimes I wonder if I've outwardly changed since I started using drugs. Are you quiet/shy irl?
>>5300016
None of you really fit the roles. You're just bitchy and people treat you with more respect than you deserve.
>>5300027
Please ignore messy hair it's hard to do with one arm and I'm only at work so fuck it.
>tfw waiting on validation
>>5300056
if you shave you can watch c;
>>5300021
That body hair is absolutely disgusting
>>5300021
Fat.
>>5300056
qt ginger. Would cum on nipples and give pink belly.
>>5300056
Tasteful facial hair/10
>>5299706
YOU PUT THAT PIN IN DEEP..
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY DID YOU PUT IT IN?
If you put it in apart of your body that doesn't have a lot of fat...such as the back of your leg...you're going to feel pain for a week and hardly be able to walk...
>>5300067
>i have a bp + mouth now stop fighting over me
whore
The sun is up
yay C:
did I miss booger on tinychat yesterday? (or today for you amerilates)
>>5300085
well we'd get high and then have sex, duh
>>5300079
Calm down m8, it was in my upper thigh, I'm a big fat fuck and it only went in about 3/4 an inch.
Trust me it hit nothin but fat.
I disinfected the area and the wound with rubbing alcohol and will continue to monitor for signs of infection.
>>5300090
Sounds pretty degenerate desu I'm in
>>5300085
Will it at least be qt light brown? I like light brown.
>>5300112
Yep slightly lighter than the guys in your pic
>>5300114
Nice. qt. Would still tittyfuck and abuse.
>>5300122
But I don't have tittys to fuck anon.
>>5300110
I'd still top tho
>>5300127
You will once I'm done with you.
>>5300130
Gurl..
Is god a femboy?
>mfw when hitler + harmonist
>>5300154
>Too much cocaine
Said nobody ever
>>5300174
Oops forgot my name
>>5300154
implying you can do too much coke
pleb pls
also tfw have never done coke off of a cute boys ass
one day...
>>5300184
>tfw you will never do a line off of 5652's smooth taint
>>5300194
I think we all know that feel
K I L L M E
i'm expected to do shopping for the entire household on nigger friday
>>5300212
do it online, pleb
>look at me im gay and do lines of coke
>i'm so fucking cool because i do drugs and i'm such a bad ass
You english/british guys are fucking dumb.
>>5300220
This.
It would be much more badass, when you are with people like that to tell them you stay clean.
>>5300228
>I'd much rather cuddle with a cute boy than do drugs with one
>going for people who look like you
>ergo, feminine, faggy, effeminate and girly
>>5300231
all you did was state facts
I believe I'm missing the point of your post
>>5300237
You are upsetting the natural order, at least go for regular, if not masculine looking guys.
faggot
>>5300238
but I like cute soft boys
what's so wrong with that?
>>5300243
>what's so wrong with that?
you are one yourself, that's what's wrong
At least booger isnt like that
>>5300220
Doing drums isn't cool it's just fun. Why you so no fun allowed?
>>5300243
how do you look like?
if you are a creepy, old, fat guy then fuck off
I WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE 5 TIMES
>>5300243
He's just jelly he can't live out his masc4fem fantasy.
>>5300252
I always mix hitler up with booger. They basically look the same.
>>5300259
eww then
lordy HELP ME LORDY HELP ME
NO I CANT STAND THIS NO ITS TOO LATE TO GO BACK NOW NOOOOOOOO I RUINED MY LIFE I CANT BELIEVE IT
>>5300249
>junkie
Do you know what a junkie is? Because I'm certainly not one.
>hi look at me I'm a guy and I like guys
>of course I have to be different
>I can't be like all normal guys who like girls
>I'm so bland that I need to be gay in order to stand out
you are all ridiculous
>>5300268
I'm not saying, it's a dealbreaker, but it would be akward if I have a bf who does drugs regularly, while I stay clean.
And no, I only ever met one junkie in my life (basically a walking junkie stereotype), other than that only anti-drug ads and stuff like that.
>>5300271
Nah I get good shit man. I know most of the dealers and suppliers round here so I get told what's what by everyone.
>>5300266
Uh, calm down
>>5300276
Depends how regular. I agree it's not ideal if he's smoking weed everyday and you're stuck watching.
>>5300273
I didn't choose the gay life, the gay life chose me
>>5300298
Hey I don't talk like tha...
>Maaaaayyyynn
God damn it
>TFW weird uber driver staring at you at red light
Hitler was right
>>5300318
how much would you bugger me to try some drugs?
Can I still be cool, while staying clean?
>>5300322
he was probably into you
>>5300322
when have I ever been wrong
>>5300330
Erm no I'm a degenerate not a whore. Although I'm sure there's somebody on Grindr who would go for that.
>>5300338
What? I don't understand your comment tbqh.
depressed because im stuck in the closet ;_;
>>5300347
Oh sorry your bad English confused me. Bugger means anal sex in England. If you mean how much would I bug you then not at all I respect people's decisions.
>tfw a cute and nice gay guy keeps hitting on you but he has gay voice, only has female friends and loves lady gaga
>>5300350
Oh, I thought it could be used to say something like "annoy" someone. I guess I was wrong.
>>5300353
As someone with unfortunate gay voice, give him a try
he may not be super obnoxious beyond his voice
>>5300348
how about I come in the closet with you so you aren't so alone
>>5300365
>Hitler has gay voice
Never heard it and this made me laugh as I always imagined you'd sound more masc. Although you Americans all sound gay to me.
>>5300375
you dont love your boyfriend
>>5300373
yeah it's a shame
by far the faggiest part about me apart from my love of cute boys
>>5300353
>turning down the opportunity
You absolute pleb. Talk to him
>tfw your bf's hot daddy will never say, "Whatever you do to my son. I will do to you." with sexual lust in his eyes, fulfilling your ultimate fantasy :(
>>5300365
didnt you read the whole post? he loves lady gaga
>>5300375
And thats why you will never be my bf, you disgusting degenerate
>>5300380
And your physical appearance of course.
>>5300395
>I look masc af
You are a cute little boy, hitler.
If you were any more feminine, you would probably be classified as lesbian.
>>5300397
what's the tea girl
>>5300399
I feel like if I tried to butch it up I'd just look like a bull dyke
Is this how Hitler managed to look like he does today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHORuk_Y66w
>>5300395
>I look masc af
>>5300408
Yes. Very much so. Gave us a good morning laugh.
>>5300422
He's a castrato
>>5300435
>you will never have a castrato bf
>>5300449
http://ancienthistory.about.com/od/sexuality/tp/20113-Types-of-Eunuchs-in-the-Roman-Empire.htm
Castration doesn't mean you have to cut them off. They could have been crushed for example.
>>5300453
I would like to know what they used for anal lube back then.
Do you think gay cavemen raped straight ones?
>>5300466
>tfw I will never coerce Hitler into being my personal boytoy as a Senator of Rome
>>5300465
>Do you think gay cavemen raped straight ones?
since there were no rules back then they just played with each other's dicks all day like monkeys do
>>5300466
But it dries up quickly...
I guess they used olive oil or some shit
>>5300474
I wanna go back to caveman time and sick off straight cavemen and make them confused. If they tried to fight me I would wreck those short, malnourished, emaciated little freaks.
>>5300477
>Hitler BTFO by 5652
Based
>>5300492
my balls are normal ;_;
>>5300512
>tfw I thought there was something wrong with my balls in my childhood (they sometimes hand kinda low)
>tfw I thought when I masturbated (with pants on) that the jizz somehow came from my balls not from my penis hole
>>5300512
there is only 1 way and 1 way only to resolve this:
post balls
>>5300514
<3
I've never actually thought about it before
are my balls small?
It's not something I've ever put much thought into
>>5300519
I'll take sadcunts word for it, he's seen them
>>5300222
kek
>>5300528
I wanna rape cavemen now
Thanks gaygen
am i cute?
>>5300541
>tfw you will never be a Varangian in Constantinople and be sexually harassed by the palace femboys.
>>5300548
not my type, sorry
>>5300548
no sorry :c
>>5300522
in the pic u sent me they are very small + qt
but t b h tite balls>>>>saggy
mine sag when i cum too frequently i hate it
my oneitis has a girlfriend
not sure how i feel about this
>>5300556
like a sad mess just like most of us
>>5300541
uh... Goodluck? I'd guess...
>>5300561
thanks for the (you)
>>5300549
>tfw you will never be a Roman femboy fucktoy for a Roman senator
>tfw you will never sleep in a bed filled with the kingdoms finest, smoothest femboys
>>5300555
I guess I will just have to supply more angles for proper feedback
for science of course
>>5300567
>tfw You will never seduce Emperor Boypussy and get him to support your agenda by violent and rough sex.
>You will never be the de facto emperor, but get teased by the fuckboy on the throne to get your current orders and plans authenticated.
>He enjoys the remaining power he has over you and wants to get thoroughly dominated in the royal bedroom
>tfw you will never be happy
>>5300588
Think of it this way: There are two kinds of failure. The first comes from never trying out your ideas because you are afraid, or because you are waiting for the perfect time. This kind of failure you can never learn from, and such timidity will destroy you. The second kind comes from a bold and venturesome spirit. If you fail in this way, the hit that you take to your reputation is greatly outweighed by what you learn. Repeated failure will toughen your spirit and show you with absolute clarity how things must be done.
>>5300588
My dick can fix this. It also cures depression, hysterical behavior, hornyness and gender dysphoria
>>5300597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5eNefws1yM
>>5300588
Who needs happiness when you can have money?
>>5300607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXZdxCN7EtM
>>5300617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyBVh48zS4I
>>5300575
Am I cute enough for you, Hitler?
What does the rest of gaygen think?
>tfw never had a bf
>friend/bf comes home
>get high together
>fool around
>cuddle
>watch shitty tv
>repeat until we fall asleep
>wake up
>he's still sleeping
>get bowl of cap'n crunch
>watch Ant Farm Dickhole
best black friday ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be5dETe-GmM
this is how you do it guys!
>>5300664
fugly
>>5300683
I actually believe you. No one ever called me attractive, I at least thought I could be average. ;_;
>>5300664
Why me specifically?
And you're not bad looking, just average I'd say.
And not particularly my type
