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Previous thread >>5288551
first for farts
yo yo what up nigga
2nd for >tfw no bf
this is my edition :3
>>5289535
>Oh well I'm sorry but I wish my friend would tease me about liking him
At first you may think it's cute but then it gets frustrating and you want to rip his head off
Tfw no one to give African goggles
>>5289562
This is MY edition! It was made for me!
>>5289562
I'm calling shotgun on it
although tbf I've been having positive feelings this morning because BOOBS
>>5289556
>just focus on all the food you'll be eating instead of feeling awkward
>eat all the food
Oh believe me I will, that's the one perk of having Italian heritage. My aunt makes enough food for an army.
>>5288935
>>5288938
>>5288939
>5'10" and 16" shoulders
literally the same as me and I pass even with my butt-face and weird fashion sense that can make me stand out a bit
don't make excuses for yourself, just rlly take a look at what cis women actually look like out irl and realize the real range
>>5288952
as my cis partner reminds me every time I start being a dumb bitch about my shoulders, they're the same as hers
>>5289001
no no, obviously the only REEL WOMYN are 20/10 models who make up a fraction of a percent of the overall population and if you're not literally a fusion of cleopatra and aphrodite in the modern age then your transition is failed
>>5289407
my partner and I actually got our dna analyzed so I could literally post the break-down if I wanted, I also know a little of my family history like how my father's side was minor nobility in prussia before eventually coming to america as hessian mercenaries fighting for the british before marrying into one of the massachusettes mill families
>>5289563
No I'm into that
>>5289521
Sorry, I just find it funny especially when you guys are always saying how you're 1/16 this and 1/128 that. Like if it's that small it really doesn't matter. Like do you really sit around one day working out how many percents and fractions of a nationality you are?
>>5289564
oh my god this picture made me laugh like a kid on the shortbus, holy shit
>>5289552
This would be my edition if I weren't so angry about all these guests I need to have over.
>>5289571
Yay
>>5289573
I'm glad it did
>>5289505
>mfw already starting to know this feel at 3 fucking weeks into HRT
I nearly screamed when towelling down my chest after getting out of the shower this morning, was not expecting that much pain
any breast-hiding techniques, especially wrt being topless, very much appreciated
>>5289572
We really really like talking about race in the usa.
In third grade I remember these kids arguing about whether it was cooler to have German heritage or Irish. They start us on it young.
>>5289484
I cant tell, its impossible to be trans and objective. but im still pre everything so im holding on to hope someone will find me cute in the future at least.
>dont be afraid to hugbox ;_;
>>5289577
hot tip: try not to be seen topless
What's mtfg listening to right now?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qhfkmTEy6cU
>>5289577
>I nearly screamed when towelling down my chest after getting out of the shower this morning, was not expecting that much pain
sure you did
>>5289577
>especially wrt being topless
>wrt
w8 what
>>5289554
gross don't
>>5289584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM4r70Aeso0&list=PL23FA4404D8BCEF0D&index=65
>>5289578
It's not cool to be Irish, far from it in fact
>>5289582
Not always easy given the layout of my parents' house
And also the fact they often have to watch me get dressed because I'm too autistic to put together a sensible-looking outfit
>>5289584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0gbhX-DiZY
>wake up
>2 new threads since last night
damn grils
>>5289577
>especially wrt being topless
Why even
I wish I wasn't on my phone I don't have any reaction images for this
>>5289584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIfSaDNVjXI
>>5289591
There's no breaks on the shitpost train.
>>5289585
it's very common to experience increased sensation and even pain in your chest very soon after HRT, well before breasts start visibly forming
>>5289594
>mildly intersex
wew lad
>>5289584
that kinda reminds me of suzanne vega for some reason
>>5289597
Hey my family paid for my ffs :^)
>>5289596
Yeah but its not like that kind of pain, mine were just a constant sore feeling, and the only time the hurt was when I bumped into a door jam.
>>5289588
Yeah but
>3rd grade
>Americans
It was probably on St Patricks day or something so everyone was in an Irish spirit
>>5289594
What did they mean by this?
>>5289594
>you're just jealous because I'm mildly intersex
lol
Uhhh how would you ever hide them while you're topless
I tape mine down so they don't show through jackets idk
>>5289597
Kayla
hi
>>5289607
Nice picture
I'm stealing it
thnx bebby
>>5289597
>wew ladies
i like this new meme
>>5289589
girl, I'm going to assume you're over the age of 5, in which case, you do not need to let your parents dress you or see you in any state of undress that you don't want. and also just don't walk around the house topless, no matter the layout of your house, that should be manageable
>>5289603
it's enough pain to elicit a reaction if you bump them or otherwise apply more force to them than you should
idk, it never made me "almost scream" personally, but that sounds p damn normal
>>5289594
>mildly intersex
Ayyyy lmao. You really a fucking retard
>>5289608
please dont use my avatar
thank you
>>5289598
Yeah they have quite a similar style!
>>5289616
I hope you get hit by a bus you bitch
Good
It's
Morning
Too
/mtfg/
cold in my bedroom. x 3x
How's everyone else today??
>>5289616
So what fabulous tales about your amazing life will you provide for us today?
>>5289613
What will u do
if I don't stop
>>5289616
Ily Kayla
I thought u filtered me and I was rlly sad
Are u still going to try and move to Portland ;0
>>5289618
do u sleep with ur gloves on, circle
>>5289617
wtf did I do? Also I have never been a pedestrian because I have my own vehicles so I doubt I would get hit by a bus.
>>5289620
*grabs u by the collar* eh u dont wanna know
>>5289618
Getting ready for a nice 10 hour work shift :/
>>5289621
What?
WHAT!?
I didn't expect comedy gold this early.
>>5289618
I'm ok, a little chilly too :<
why is it so cold but it hasn't snowed ;-;
>>5289620
I don't filter anyone, I have to mitigate the risk of doing captchas is all. Also no I don't like Portland, I am really dead set on Seattle now.
>>5289618
My dog has a cone on
>>5289621
>wtf did I do
Are you fucking serious you utter cunt
if kayla moves to portland will her and i hang out when i go visit?
>>5289630
I may have udders but I am not an utter cunt
>>5289621
Clearly you don't know what a pedestrian is.
>>5289627
OH yeah I got the cities mixed up oops
>>5289629
that's hot
>>5289623
woa BUDDY
I'm str8 rofl
>>5289633
Oh
because I do
>>5289610
My parents go through the bathroom to get to their room. Often while I'm in the bath and stuff.
Also I don't think you realise just how autistic I am, pic related. Last time I was home at my parents my mum started crying because she said I looked so terrible with my long hair and the clothes I'd picked out. They don't let me leave the house unless they're okay with how I look.
>>5289599
>>5289611
it was a fucking joke, in response to a stupid post
oh my god
>>5289633
Thanks
It's going to very busy today.
>>5289636
I have webbing between my ring and middle fingers so sleeping in gloves has me waking up with sore hands..
>>5289634
I really hope your step dad beats you to death
>>5289635
>Clearly you don't know what a pedestrian is.
Someone who can't afford a car.
>>5289618
I'm growing boobs and idk how to hide it from my family
>>5289393
Inte Jönköping
>>5289633
Infected toe
>tfw 6 months post-op and still getting blood when I dilate
>>5289648
surgeon?
>>5289637
Make better jokes then
>>5289642
No you fucking moron.
A pedestrian is someone who travels on foot, so technically once you get of your vehicle and start walking, you become a pedestrian. I know this shocking information to you so just take it in slowly
>>5289637
w8 what
Overalls?
>>5289641
EDGY.......
>>5289643
I doubt they're going to be big enough to notice currently
You've been on E for what like 3 weeks?
Also idk how this is such a hard problem to figure out
tape them down and wear baggy clothes hello?
>>5289645
I want someone to speak this language to me
in bed
>>5289640
I don't actually
memed u
post webbing
r u a duck
>>5289637
you look like fucking Chucky
sides in orbit
>>5289654
I have a child's mind
also yeah winter should be okay it's more next summer I'm worried about, I'll be 6 months or so by then
whats a razor
>find dr pepper in store for once
>buy it
>doesn't taste as good as I remember
Life just sucks.
>>5289637
please shave
>>5289656
are you in a rude mood or something
>>5289664
wha? I was addicted to dr pepper all summer, where do you live where its hard to find?
>>5289666
That pic is over 2 years old
>>5289643
wait, waahh . 3.
How long has it been since you started mones, again??
>>5289638
Body and soul.
>>5289646
</3
>>5289654
Japed thoroughly and satisfactorily
>>5289667
No, after a while I think you are just trolling us, you can't possibly be this daft. If you are totally sincere, please listen to our advice.
>>5289660
It's a really old kind of cell phone that had buttons instead of a touch screen, and it only had 15 buttons
>>5289676
>daft
thats probably the first time i've ever seen a non-brit use this term
>>5289659
Why
I know you swim a lot
Is that what you're worried about?
You might have to stop if you're worried about it
Also you can say that you have a childs mind but like
idk
Literally just wear a baggy dark sweater and pants and you'll be fine rofl
>>5289664
they changed the secret formula....
I work for Coca-Cola and big boss told me they changed it just to piss u off
>>5289660
gaming products
desu
>>5289673
WOA
>>5289664
I guess you're not an intellectual.
>>5289648
please dont use my avatar
thank you and enjoy your stay
>>5289682
im gonna add you in skype~
>>5289664
>dr pepper
>"Doesn't taste [...] good"
Scrub...
>>5289676
Pot meet kettle
>>5289670
Sweden, we only have the small bottles here these days.
Should've bought julmust.
>>5289689
Go for it~
>>5289618
You're so fucking cute
Good morning, everyone. I'M SAD. It's day two in the Sahara desert for my throat. Spiro is drying me out so much.
>>5289615
well thanks for the new artist to check out!
here's a song I love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QymCgh5x-H0
>>5289618
I was rlly sad but now I'm more drunk and the cold helps me feel less sick, I'm really loving the shifting weather tbqh
>>5289626
we're probably gonna get heavier snow this year tho with all the moisture and stuff especially compared to the lighter years we've had recently
>>5289696
DRINK
MORE
>>5289694
>Sweden
holy shit, I feel so bad for you
Are all the stories true? Are they really keking the fuck out of your country?
>>5289699
dubs checked and sweden is a country of keks/getting kekd
>>5289688
I'll do what I want.
>>5289694
Julmust, bästmust.
>>5289699
Some parts maybe but at the store today I only saw like one brown person but if you go to the neet place there's only brown people.
Big cities are bad though.
>>5289703
i am going to make your life a living hell
>>5289673
3 weeks but I'm pretty sure I had gyno already
>>5289682
fair a lot of people say the way I dress is basically autism personified, like, last time I saw a new doctor they thought I was there for something to do with that because they could tell I'm an aspie literally as soon as I walked through the door, or so they said
my parents really hate how I dress myself
>>5289681
it's perfectly common parlance. get out more.
>>5289685
Yes, swimming is part of it. Luckily I'm at my ideal weight atm so I'm not swimming, focusing on uni work instead, but we go on holiday to a waterpark for a few days every summer and idk what I'm going to do then. And we also go swimming at the beach and stuff sometimes. Plus in general I won't be able to wear huge coats and stuff, it'll be t-shirts instead D:
And yeah these days I normally just wear a nondescript baggy grey tracksuit, to reduce my own awareness of my body shape etc. as much as anything else
>>5289687
Amazon says this shaving powder stuff is due tomorrow, if it works and doesn't burn my skin I'll be using it whenever I can from then on
What's your ringtone /mtfg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyqaEfKoegw
>>5289704
Do they have billboards with interracial sex like the rumors are saying? Did the leader really say the immigrants now own the country?
>>5289706
damn usually i dont dislike people legit but ur p fucking annoying d00t
>tfw not waking up to cuddles
>tfw no gf
>>5289706
i do get out more, im a functioning member of society with a job/car/apartment, whats your excuse?
>>5289714
use ur bexe hugpillow u fuc king skank
>>5289709
Pls
>>5289673
He'll be fine
Also
>Circé webs
I never noticed
>>5289708
https://youtu.be/AA3o3506Id0
>>5289698
i'm trying. i already go through like 8 bottles of water a day. maybe ill just eat nothing but ice cream to sooth this pain
>>5289708
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jwfPup1B6rY
>>5289721
haha no I mean I think I already had gyno before I started hormones, as in, they're growing quickly because they were already budded
>>5289719
>tfw no bexe hugpillow and no bexe
>tfw tall, intimidating man
Feels bad.
>>5289736
>tfw custom made bexe hugpillow
>>5289739
whats granulation
also, last night I went to an event in the city, played some Melee, ran a SFIV tournament, had a ton of fun, and some drinks. the only problem is that it was super crowded and loud so I had to kinda shout a lot, which is still tough for me to do in my girl voice
now my voice is TOTALLY gone today, do you have any recommendations for how to help heal faster, I'd like to be able to talk at the dinner table tomorrow
>>5289744
it's an overgrowth of healing tissue that bleeds and hurts and takes ages to go away without intervention
it can happen after any major surgery but apparently it likes to happen with srs because it's warm and moist inside (it also happens frequently on girls get a hysto for that reason)
>>5289746
>I'd like to be able to talk at the dinner table tomorrow
I wish I could shout my voice away so easily
>buy sammich because cooking sucks
>they put a fucking fruit in it
Why is this even allowed?
No one can eat that stuff.
>>5289759
i made it
>>5289737
move to a black area. I'm 5'11 and half the women I see are the same height as me.
>>5289766
>not wanting fruit in your sandwich
plebe
>>5289770
>black area
I'm not american
5´10" spooky man beast though
>>5289766
I never heard of that. mybe they are trying to troll you :^)
>>5289766
everyone look at this anon who's never had a fruit sandwich
>>5289773
>a slice of lemon in a sammich
Ruined that entire part of the sammich, never again.
>>5289780
ptsd?
>>5289759
Hi Elanna, how are you?
>>5289768
How r u so pro?
>>5289751
Probably more than just the feel of the moment, spending some more time with someone and running through ideas with them is making it pretty clear that I probably like girls.
Its all your fault why my life is ruined, I never wanted to be a mutilated man
>>5289782
Pretty much
Why even eat anything but homemade sammiches and water?
>>5289792
>tfw man with boobs and long hair
>>5289792
sry
>>5289792
yw
>>5289783
>is it possible to be 5'11" and still be a cute
yes, tall girls are cute.
>>5289759
oh ok I hope so since it keeps getting me down, though I'm going back to surgeon soon so they can have a look
>>5289783
Not really, man height starts at 5´10"
>>5289794
top kek I'd eat you.
>tfw u wake up 2 hours early but can't get back to sleep so u just hug ur pillow for 2 hours instead
>>5289781
luckily it's not enough to need that desu not even pads like it just bleeds when i dilate so that there's blood in the lube and douche water and stuff. stops pretty soon after so i don't need to protect my underwear
>>5289806
What ;_;
>>5289799
nice
>>5289792
>tfw just a mutilated man with boobs
>>5289812
lucky, I needed the pads
>tfw will never pass so I can get srs or at least cut my balls off
How to fix my face?
>>5289809
>tfw u wake up early but can't get back to sleep so u curl up in pain and have no one to talk to
>>5289818
dont doubt yourselfKayy
>>5289801
Yeah. I really doubt it's a tear, although I do remember being scared about that, it's hard not to be. A followup appointment should really help put those fears aside, it's honestly probably just granulation.
>>5289818
your boy mode is shit, you look like a raving bull dyke
>play riki
>win any game
>someone else picks riki
>play undying
>win any game
my solo mmr is skyrocketing and i'm bored
>>5289820
pls help
>>5289818
cute
>>5289809
>tfw only pillow hugs and no bexe hugs
>>5289832
Lol, this
>>5289832
kayla's boymode looks like a shy british schoolboy with boobs
>>5289837
same answer as always
post face or fuck off
i would a kayla
>>5289697
yesss I remember you telling me that so good <3
but I'm so impatient I want it now :/
>>5289814
its a compliment anon. It means I would go to bed with you 10/10
>>5289818
WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSS
>>5289818
>trained warrior of steel
look at you now
>>5289843
>tfw iktf but re: elanna
>>5289818
how does it feel to fail boymode?
>>5289847
But everyone will be so mean ;_;
>tfw your partner comes home from work early with greggs
>>5289861
I didn't fail it.
>>5289858
I wasn't going for a cute look, its a mens shirt I picked out for going to interviews in.
everyones laughing at me
>>5289865
We're already mean because you're an idiot. What difference does it make?
>>5289820
you don't need to pass to get srs, loads of hons get srs first
>>5289853
I hope you like men
what's going on ?
I consider getting a haircut
not sure what tho
give me some ideas pl0x
>>5289871
You don't need to pass to get srs, you just need the GDP of a small nation.
srs surgeons are thieves
>>5289869
its because you look dumb in that you BAKA
it doesn't fit you at all
>>5289818
that shirt looks rediculous
>>5289873
what do you mean?
>>5289880
But mens shirts all have the same fucking cut, and I needed a button down to hide my breasts but I think its not doing a good job at that.
>>5289870
Why am I an idiot?
I just come here to vent sometimes when I feel bad.
>>5289871
That's not a good idea and you don't get your srs here before you pass.
I'll have to get the free one because fucking poor but I don't even get free hrt yet because hon.
>>5289884
Have you tried binding? It's not healthy to do it all the time but it makes boymode work a lot better.
>>5289888
In that pick I am wearing a really tight tee shirt underneath and my boobs are still sticking out, this is problematic
>>5289883
I look like a man.
>>5289861
T-tonight, I shall cuddle you with smashes and ko's!
>>5289893
how old are you?
>>5289904
hrt? or no?
>>5289906
3 years in april
>>5289899
pls guys look at me!!11 ;_;
>>5289912
well im sure you dont look that bad right?
why do you think you look like a man?
>>5289896
some items, bowser jr + sonic only, final destination
>>5289915
I just have a lot of masculine features on my face and hrt didn't really help them at all so I would need ffs but I can't live as a man or hon.
Looking back at pics from 3 months hrt I looked more feminine then than I do now, no idea why.
>>5289697
Priscila Ahn is my waifu! Can't get enough of her stuff right now, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
MememeMEMeMEMEMEMemememMEME
DANAK WEED dESU
>>5289925
r-reallly?! what hrt dose are you using and which ones?
>>5289929
cccccccccccccaAaaaaaAnnnnnNnnnnNNCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
>>5289917
It's on ^^ prepare to be crushed by spindash
>>5289921
This is how nerds flirt
>>5289895
Thanks ^^ I'm definitely figuring it out slowly
>>5289936
2lewd4me
>>5289930
100mg cypro and 6mg estrogen atm
Used to do 4mg estrogen
Maybe it's sugar pills or maybe fat distribution made my face look more masculine.
>>5289943
have you checkd your t levels m8? sometimes 100 cypro is a bit much
>>5289934
weed doesnt give you cancer
anonymous posts on the internet do
>>5289947
fag
>>5289409
>Hi Cartman! How are you today?
Just fine and dandy
Where swedeposter at?
>>5289945
I did and they only said my T was low.
You don't really get any help here when you're a hon unless you go full crossdresser mode.
I got boobs and they killed my benis so they did something I think but I can't really see any changes that help me pass.
>>5289947
nice meme
>>5289950
Get out swekek, haven't you got some sandnigger cum to swallow?
>>5289948
nigga oyu dissin tranbsians?
>>5289943
kayla why u not using your name
>>5289950
Hej
>>5289951
oooooo maybe you should get the exact number. somewhere else.
But it cant that bad? Im sure you look cute
>>5289953
THANKS
>>5289938
If you think that's lewd, wait til you hear about 8 player smash
>>5289965
do you want fuc?
>>5289962
Så Jönköping elller?
>>5289957
yeah i am
>>5289958
I'm not kayla, she can actually pass.
I look 100% man still even though i've tried a lot of things.
>>5289963
I can't get an exact number until I pass or something, you don't get any support.
It's pretty bad.
>>5289968
no pls too much
>>5289973
do u know jens
>>5289973
Nä
>>5289978
Nope
>>5289936
spindash all you want because either way i'm going to combo you into submission
>>5289976
what? thats insane?! why not just dress as grill and do it for a day?
>>5289970
I know you know I do bae
>>5289975
PFFAfafaTTahAAhAHaHAHAHAHAHahAHaa
f
a
g
/pats
>>5289929
tycker du om mäjmäjs?
>>5289983
Just make sure you finish the job while I'm helpless
>>5289982
Hey Cartman what do you think about the prospect of trans women getting transplanted uteri and having babies
http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/conception/74344265/male-pregnancy-could-be-a-reality-in-just-five-years
>>5289983
>combo
>smash 4
now bexe dont get ahead of yourself
>tfw girl
:3
>>5289984
Because I can't pass and I live in a small city so I think it's bad to go out full hon mode.
I honestly don't know what my shrinks want me to do before I can get any support, they're trying to help me pass atm but I need free hrt.
>>5289985
give me the poke
>>5289976
>she can actually pass
hahahaha no, I am man face mcgee
>>5289980
Jahap, aja, men vi båda bor i småland asså, liten värld.
Har aldrig mött en transa, hur ere o va en i småland? Här finns det fett mycket jehovas vittnen o skit så dom hade nog gett dig problem här lol.
>>5289993
But will the DNA be his or is it gonna be like, the owner of the donated uterus? If its the latter then its kinda like a surrogate but you skip the middlewoman.
If the former then holy shit, transgirls will be a viable option, cause I need muh kids. Not sure how the fuck the birth willl work, I mean there wasnt a hole there before cause male body, vagina was built to stretch, wtf will happen to transgirls during childbirth? Shits gonna fucking tear.
I dont know about this.
>>5290002
cant go outside of city?
r u poor too?
p o s t p i c
>>5289581
I told u this million times but I find girls like you adorable.
>>5290005
You should see me then.
>>5290004
/the pizza
>>5290014
Then post a fucking pic or stop trolling
https://youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A
Is this the theme song of every passing transgirl when shes out on town?
>>5289983
You can try, but you won't succeed. I-I won't let that happen!
>>5290009
Tbh I doubt the vagina will be the problem for transwomen giving birth, the hips are probably where the biggest problem is.
>>5290009
Maybe we will just have to settle for c-sections.
>>5289993
Also I couldnt read the entire article, I kept imagining pregnant males and the childbirth and it legit made me sick.
