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First for post butts!
do you think i'm pretty mtfg?
>>5237841
Post yours
>>5237845
yes.
>>5237845
not when you act like this
>>5237852
I don't think you're pretty
>>5237848
Nah, its not impressive enough.
me either
>>5237860
That hasn't stopped people before
>tfw handholdless kissless virgin
>tfw soon wont be handholdless
>>5237848
hey jormie
is midori your favorite liqueur?
![butttttttttttt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E3Rc7xD.jpg "butttttttttttt[1].jpg")
>>5237848
k
>>5237837
http://strawpoll.me/6020024
http://strawpoll.me/6020024
http://strawpoll.me/6020024
>>5237873
post face?
>>5237877
i picked one because i only want to give oral to a boy who i'll spend the rest of eternity with
i want to have a girlboyfriend : s but they keep slithering away ;~;
>>5237878
Oh ok, I just asked cause I remember you had some bottles. I've never had it but it seems tasty
Do you just drink it straight or?
>>5237877
None desu
>>5237890
How many boobies can you suck in one sitting?
>>5237888
Its a lot better with a mixer like lemonade or apple-flavored mineral water. Its not that bad straight, better than other liqueurs, but mixing it improves it 200%
>>5237886
>i want to have a girlboyfriend : s
Me too...wait what?
Well, I can never post another pic here, a 17 year old ftm boy told me he saw my butt, I need to reevaluate my life choices
>>5237897
i saw your butt too, why doesn't it bother you unless it's a 17 y.o. ftm?
>>5237886
what a cute snek
>>5237893
When you say lemonade you mean like lemon-lime flavored soft drink right?
Sounds nice, I think I'll get some for thanksgiving, will definitely mix it then. Cheers.
>>5237878
>You're not shell
Maybe it's me, maybe it isn't. I guess we'll never know ;)
post memes
>>5237900
Because he's an irl friend o///o
>>5237895
>>5237901
Snake girlboyfriend is only girlboyfriend for me it seems ;_;
You dont get too much respect from others in the real world. To you, this whole forum thing is great! The net allows you to be a cool person and maybe even a top boss.
Now you can attempt to gain respect from others in the virtual world. I would summarize the following: You're not very confident. You are worried about being judged. You can't go into a bar and leave with the hottest person. People don't notice you. The internet and your computer have become your true friends. You masturbate a lot. If you have a girlfriend or boyfriend, they really despise you, but dont tell you . You're not athletic, your credit score is below 700 and you still thin you are cool in your own mind.
>>5237877
Depends on the guys I guess. Probably only two. Sometime if the guy lasts a long time my mouth and jaw getting sore making one cum. I'd probably get pretty bored due to how uncomfortable it was after 2. Maybe I just need better technique but I think I'm pretty good @ head. Also your poll excited my gt and I am now T R I G G E R E D. Pls check privilege.
>>5237906
>>5237877
>http://strawpoll.me/6020024
in one sitting?? what if i'm kneeling??
>>5237906
audio porn < literature
weaponry is for boys
Majoras mask is SHIT. Deal with it. Zelda is a bad franchise and nintendo has never done a good game except the mother series
Korra is inferior to the original series
contrabass saxophone rarely even sounds all that good, even if it's kinda a cute novelty
Drugs are amazing
9/10, shit taste
>>5237917
>marking trans instead of female
>>5237912
This sounded like me until it got to the credit score
>>5237924
seriously. i like snakes, almost as much as i like spiders. idk how to categorize my feelings for spiders. it's somewhere on this scale of non-sexual but attraction?
>>5237924
ty i love snekks and i want one so i can call it jasmine : 3
>>5237922
>audio porn < literature
They're unrelated, family.
>Majoras mask is SHIT
all opinions rendered invalid
>korra is inferior to the original serious
You're just trying to shitpost at this point.
>tfw you hatched a great shitposting plan but don't know when to implement it
Has nothing to do with you fucking freaks but im just posting just to post.
>>5237923
>Y-you wouldn't drop trip, w-would you?
No, never.
>>5237929
do it snakes are awesome. i have 5 and want more desu
>>5237929
hissss...meet isssabelle the sssnek
alright, which one of you bozos wrote this?
>>5237232
>>5237926
lol
>>5237922
>Zelda is a bad franchise
you're entitled to this shitty opinion.
>>5237938
Is that yours? Columbian boa?
>>5237937
f-five?!? c-can you tell me more about them??
>>5237909
WOW
>tfw the only people I know who are likely to ever browse 4chan are friends I'm already out to
thank fuck for that
>>5237938
omg its beautiful!!! xD i think i want little snekks tho : s
>>5237877
depends if you count facefucking
will i ever pass?
>>5237943
no it's my friends ssnek, She's very friendly and likes slithering on your face and adventures
>>5237950
why do you suck
>egoraptor still hasnt transitioned
ugh
>>5237595
Hmm yes this is definitely how I picture me trying to go legit going down
No russian required in this UKIPy area
>>5237950
Are you one of those that considers those hentai tier manga "Literature" or do you mean that fanfic bs?
>>5237944
yup i have 5 lol. but i do have plans to get more soon! 2 pairs of green tree pythons and 1 eastern indigo. they are literally my life.
>>5237954
Is she still repressing? I'm p sure it's the chins holding her back, those fuckers are here to stay.
>>5237554
>when I bought up laser hair removal/electroylsis she asked if I would like some sessions as a christmas gift (spoiler: yes)
aaaand I'm crying, nice
congrats on having an awesome family anon
>>5237957
I mean erotic literature. neither of what you said fit
>>5237949
hey george
I realize some of the most important trips were skipped over last time so Ive updated the roster :^) let me know what you think!
>>5237973
can you remove me please
>>5237973
>important
in the scope of what? and why?
>>5237973
Am I crazy for thinking rawr has the best looking picture on there?
>>5237977
plant is cute
>>5237973
>can't have pictures on here
>someone adds my pic
Idk why you'd add a ftm like me to it desu senpai
>>5237973
youre doing gods work anon
>>5237973
am i a dead trip
actually nvm
>>5237973
breaking my own rule to say goddamn at least use an up-to-date pic of my manly face
I'll delete this after it's changed
>>5237982
I thought hers and edies were tbhfam
>>5237982
She's okay right. Give her 3-4 years and she will be very hot.
>>5237977
Where'd you get those sweet glasses?
>>5237977
The sake of faggotry
>>5237989
u liked your own picture the most? huh?
>>5237990
I'd say plant is pretty cute desu
cute enough to be my pretend girlfriend I'd say
>>5237973
You forgot the most important trip!
>>5237973
faye you talked a lot of shit to me in another thread and i see that you look like a fucking chimpanzee so fuck you!!!!
also, kek, found this on facebook
I come from such a shithole
>>5237979
She's cute, she's in the dark, and she's not using a cellphone cam, so yah that's a good combo
>>5237989
how long hrt?
>>5237989
how long hrt ?!
>>5237996
Heh nice one :8)
>>5237994
N-no I meant to respond to the post above you. Rawr and edie had the best pics >>5237979
>>5237991
Bonlook.com I think they're called Allure/Black
>>5238003
1y4m!
>>5237998
Salt from your tears made you blind senpai
>>5237922
>Majoras mask is SHIT. Deal with it. Zelda is a bad franchise and nintendo has never done a good game except the mother series
holy shit are you me
>>5237973
please use this from now on thank you
>>5238008
Thanks for the info!
>>5237973
>dodged another yearbook photo
>>5238009
>>5238011
No use this one
>>5238014
Wow, try harder, moron.
Good morning /mtfg9k/ doing anything fun today?
>>5238016
I know this isn't a competition
but jormy wins this round :3
>>5238012
Why bothering asking where she got those glasses? Not like your hon ass will be able to pull it off desu
>>5238010
I would say you miss how timeless orcana and mask are, you aren't putting out a remake of any other game from that year that anyone would want to buy (other then boulders gate 2 because people who want to play that are 60) Diablo 2, desu ex, and Alice were good at the time, but I've tried to play them all like 5 years ago and even then the quest structure and interface were complete trash and antiquated.
>>5238016
awoo!
>>5238017
Trip on Faye, the chimp does look like you.
>>5238022
>desu ex
ilu Faye
>>5237950
>zelda
>bad
Pick one
>>5237996
Haha I like how anons are still bitter ;)
>>5238021
>implying I can pull off Malcolm X glasses or the Librarian
>>5238027
Zelda. If I can't have OoT then what is left for me?
>>5238022
I didn't even think majoras mask was good at the time, and deus ex is a million times better today even with the blocky graphics. Also the topic becomes more relevant every passing day.
And I played it a month or two ago in anticipation of the new one and enjoyed it a lot. Diablo 2 was always over-rated, and alice was never considered an all-time classic.
also I don't actually think it aged that well, lots of the mechanics are antiquated.
>>5238029
O///o
>>5238029
I'll pick bad. Even the inherent essence/meaning of negativity has to be better than picking zelda
>>5238032
Do you have a spot for Malcolm X on the yearbook Faye?
>>5238031
Fair
i wish i had a bf
>>5238036
totally subjective though, but my opinion is the most important one.
>>5238037
>tfw no bf to pat you on the head
>>5238040
>tfw no bf to snuggle under an electric blanket during a blizzardy winter day
>>5238041
Get a fucking life hongie
>>5238043
Lol so salty ;)
>>5238041
Are you two still fucking at this? One of you needs to get over it and the other needs to get over themself.
Trip on mooff
>>5238042
>tfw no bf to fall asleep into and wake up to
>>5238037
men will just leave you for a real girl, if not he is a faggot and not a real man. transbians are better.
>>5238043
I'm at work dude.
Quit being retarded son
>>5238043
idk what angie has to do with this. she doesn't know who I am.
>>5237911
This snek makes me hungy for soft serve froyo
>>5238049
Transbians can't do this and bf can
>>5238055
>that gif
literally the one i was going to put in my last post
>>5238049
but i want to be picked up and hugged and feel protected and safe in the arms of a boy
it just doesn't work the same unless it's a boy
>>5238055
It's because of the image.jpg and how people blame me because they think I save pics of trips.
People don't realise anyone can do that
ah jeez one of my favourite stand-up comedians turns out to be a right-wing cunt
I'd better hear some good news at the finance office today
holy crap /mtfg/ I have a story for you all
>got a phone, but nobody ever calls me
>ever since saturday it's been constantly ringing - people are seeking some woman
>at first I'm just weirded out,but then I get suspicious. it's always men, and some of them are surprisingly...friendly. Well mannered even. Nobody is that nice to me IRL
>one particularly memorable guy had the best baritone voice ever, with sweet timbre like honey and words so gentle
>I could hear reluctance in his voice when I say goodbye after telling him it's the wrong number. I'm almost tempted to keep talking to him - okay, super tempted.
>He's a good man, I can tell, even through a short call
>later it turns out the woman people are seeking wants a sex partner but she's also a masseur/whore
>some people ask me how much, without introduction, some just say they are calling about the ad.
>not sure at first whether they're bisexual or something, because my voice is pretty gender neutral- I'm still in boymode
>though when I'm surprised or scared it goes high enough easily to pass for a womans' - on the phone at least
>after some googling I find out that the woman in question has almost the same number than me, she made a typo in her ad, so I'm recieving her calls
>I write to the website to correct it.
>They do. The calls slowly stop. I feel....alone. Lonely even. It's weird, being jealous of a whore.
>Still, I wish I had started talking to the man with the honey voice. Then had a fleeting thought about becoming a whore. Kept playing with the idea.
>in the end decided against it, because I'm terrified. But I kinda wish I knew what it feels like when somebody touches you affectionately, and whispers gentle things in your ear with a kind voice
Just how fucked up am I in the head, on a scale of 1 to batshit insane?
>>5238058
That's a pretty great feeling, don't give up
>>5238062
Between 3 and 6 desu
>>5238055
I did that yesterday
>>5238055
yeah but what about your gt dangling around or in this case rubbed up against his sixpack? no real man would be into that.
>>5238062
>>5238065
I'd put anon at a solid 4. Lots of men hook up with prostitutes. Was the woman in the ad MtF?
>whore
They're called callgirls. Have some espect fo the sex workers of the world
>>5238069
Sh-shut up Gaye ; ~ ;
>>5238070
Not going to be a real in the near future. Besides shameless hooking up is shameless
Which trip would you stab in the throat?
Its a tie between oddish and booger
>mfw my booblets are already so pointy they're visible through t-shirts
fuck fuck fuck this was not a part of the plan
they don't look like moobs
what do I tell my parents
[spoiler]dysphoria-wise it feels so fuckin good though, though not really any pain yet??? weird[/spoiler]
>>5238070
>>5238071
i can dream, can't i?
>>5238072
*respect
I'm ready to fight crime!
>>5238080
this is why I voted sheen the most most twice. fucking lol
>>5238080
Oh, what the fuck?
>>5238080
sheen save me!
>>5238087
I think dark circles are hot... am I the only one?
>>5238072
>Have some respect fo the sex workers of the world
>>5238087
erm not sure ;~;
>>5238089
Idk but I have no intention to do anything about mine
>>5238089
Nope, I'm there too a bit.
>>5238091
piss off angie
>>5238091
no problem these ear studs are silver, with continued exposure to silver I will eventually perish!
>>5238098
I wasn't talking about you hon, I mean senpai.
>>5238080
>>5238107
I'm still waiting for the communist whore revolution
I just want to see the phrase "Sex Workers of the World Unite!" in a political pamphlet
goodnight mtfg
>>5238089
mine are too dark
they don't let light escape.
>>5238104
hah :)
I'm actually on a diet, doing shakes atm.
I've lost 12kg/26lbs in little over a month
going back on keto on monday.
>tfw really addicted to Dark Souls
First playthrough, this game is amazing omg
>>5238111
awesome
I'm getting down close to where I was before summer, thank fuck
if it wasn't for the burgers I'd probably already be there kek
>>5238111
Why don't you have eyelashes?
>browsing older threads
>come across this
>want to relate but can't
anyone here this ugly? can we talk about it? i want to know what's going on in there.
>>5238114
double-doubles and large feels ruined me. I should have been hungover less this summer
>>5238117
I do, its just my webcam sucks
>>5238122
Those are some serious bro-tier eyelashes senpai
>>5238122
Oh
They're very... Light
>>5238119
>anyone here this ugly?
Definitely.
>can we talk about it?
What is there to talk about?
>>>/r9k/24305313
>>5238126
i want to know how insecure you are about how you look and how ugly you think you are.
>>5238124
yep, I had even less eyelashes until I started hrt... I used to have really pretty eyelashed and eyebrows but I'm a hon now so...
>>5238125
yep...
literally the manliest hon here.
>>5238129
>i want to know how insecure you are about how you look
Very.
>and how ugly you think you are.
Very.
There, now we're done.
>>5238130
>literally the manliest hon here.
Can you kick angie's ass for us?
>>5238132
If you were truly ugly you'd have lots to talk about and how it impacts your every day life. You're just a shit troll who is not even ugly. Stop wasting my time.
>>5238130
>literally the manliest hon here.
but thats me
>>5238076
Myself
>>5238134
You are a goddamn retard.
>>5238133
but I like angie
>>5238136
nope
>>5238138
Wow, that's a bit rude of you to say isn't it? I asked someone who wanted to talk about their miserable ugly life because unlike you I am a nice person and I like to help people by listening to their problems. Then you come along with your very limited brain, give me one word answers and call me a retard? I don't think so. You are the fucking stupid one. Fuck right off faggot.
Sheens such a fucking loser lmao
Kill yourself
But you're still unironically prettier than noelle no joke
At least you try
>>5238142
trip on feefs
>>5238141
>>5238142
once noelle has had laser and some time on hrt she will be okay
I am never going to be okay, but yes... I have to try my hardest to look this shit
I can't be bothered but you can ask caddy for the skype log explaining why I am insane due to my childhood and dysphoria (if I'm even trans and not just plain insane)
anyways, I'm off to bed like I said I was twenty minutes ago.
nn.
>>5238144
>>5238145
Autism: The Post
reminder transbian relationships are better with more depth, stability and understanding.
>>5238148
>>5238149
Noice
>>5238150
I like this new mehme
>>5238150
hahahehahehe
With pricing for FFS, is it normally a set price or does it vary depending on what you have done? like if you get rhinoplastey before FFS will the FFS cost less than it would have otherwise
>>5238150
>depth
>understanding
>stability
Totally not just pure infatuation. Which btw is absolutely unstable and not deep at all
>tfw bi with higher preference for girls but today I can't keep my mind off dick and am way more horny than usual.
Feeling lewd is horrible.
>>5238175
go stroke your penis little boy, im sure that'll make you feel better
>>5238180
>boy
rewd.
>>5238180
if you have a benis then you're a boy whats so hard to understand about that? thats like a girl with no dick demanding she is a man
>>5238175
Why not feel nothing else? It can be this way all the time
I want to kiss Plant [spoiler]on the lips.[/spoiler]
>>5238194
Plant i swear i haven't seen you before!
anyways how was ur day?
I dunno how I feel about my daddy issues/complex interacting with shaun in fallout 4
>>5238208
fuck shaun, me and danse are gonna pound his little [spoiler]institute[/spoiler]ass into the next century.
reposting in active thread
is it normal to start lusting for cock randomly out of nowhere when the past year has basically been me being straight up a lesbian
what gives
>>5238212
oops wrong name
>>5238211
I'd never betray my own son.
>>5238213
im sorta new i guess i'm jelly ur pretty cute!
What's your name?
Dudes literally 6ft tall with broad as fuck shoulders. Not to mention his ugly as fuck steve buscemi looking face and he can't even type correctly. He's just an autistic straight man that watched too many animes.
>>5238218
I am Plant
>>5238220
Fuck off Rawr. Wasn't doxxing her yesterday enough, you stupid fucking retard?
>>5238223
Well nice to meet you groot v.2 i'm Lauren
What type of glasses are they they look dope
>>5238234
oh cool i think they suit your face!
i should really get my eyes checked
You play any vidya?
>>5238234
I'm not Rawr. But SHE already had doxxed 5 people before and posted pictures of ufufu at work like the creepy little spaz SHE is.
>>5238211
danse reminds me of buzz lightyear for some reason
>computer professor sends out email regarding unsatisfactory grades on the last test and offers optional after class quiz to reclaim 5 points for people who got less than 75
>I got a 98
Seriously this was the easiest test of the year it was on binary search trees
If there's an "unsatisfactory" number of people failing a test with a question like "Each node of a Red/Black Tree is either colored ___ or ___" something is wrong with my classmates
>>5238242
Is black and red acceptable or am I reversing some polarity somehow o.o
To toss all guy clothes away or not?
Atleast would be forced to shop for nice things instead of using super old rugs e_e
>>5238242
>tfw 98 is high grades in the us
>tfw in uk above 70 is considered damn impressive and above 80 is god tier
fucking education systems
>>5238246
Fuck off rawr.
>>5238243
Black and red would actually be more correct since the first node is always black
>>5238247
I mean if you're only expected to get 70% of questions on your test correct that either says something about the tests or the students
>>5238249
I have accended. Lol eh so are you going to do it anyway for the extra credit? Or is it only for the fail train?
>>5238255
Is the correct answer "blacks"?
Because there's only one in the class
>>5238254
If you're expected to get 100% of the questions right then theres no way of distinguishing talented students with average ones
>>5238255
I don't listen to music tho ;~;
What do you listen too?
>>5238257
It's a lifeline for the fail train, I wish I could get extra points
tfw your CAPTCHA:STREET NAMES has a picture of an interrsection in your home town
>>5238259
That was bold. No though.
>>5238266
U.S. schools, where my business professor needed me to help with the required software installations for the entire class.
dota related question:
how can i make it so that i never have to play with non-english players ever again? i don't really give a shit if other people play dota and shit but i can't communicate with mexican invaders trying to fuck with my US UNITED STATES server. they over ping and don't know how to play on a team, which is why their soccer team is such fucking trash. and they don't even have a football team.
>>5238247
I really should just leave uni, my grades are terrible
>>5238261
In other words, tests should be testing
>>5238272
Donald Trump, you know he's only against immigration because of improper laning a noob Ashe players
>>5238261
Good answer
I don't believe the university is particularly interested in the exceptional students (not that I'm an exceptional student, I skip homework and sometimes fuck up on tests) in that they want everyone above a certain threshold to pass and don't appear to have any more advanced programs for those who understand better than others
>>5238272
>which is why their soccer team is such fucking trash. and they don't even have a football team.
But soccer is called football everywhere but the United states, so they do have a football team or am I missing something?
>>5238268
What's great is not only are the tests geared for people who are just competent at best, but they get pissed if you learn ahead of the class.
>>5238272
peru is the greatest nation on earth
this is kind of a personal bloggy post so feel free to ignore me, just sharing cause i'm going through the feels rn etc
i don't think i realized like how completely depressed i've been since the ex split thing until like...tonight. i've been getting more into the swings of things again in my life like dating in more of a healthy way, doing things i enjoy more, pacing myself with work and also being motivated to do well for myself and to move to portland etc but meanwhile my apartment looked like an episode of hoarders, whenever my ex would text me my heart would drop, and i've had a totally erratic sleep schedule. i've gained weight and looked worse and taken pictures less and been more unhappy and i think it's been because of how sad i've been that i lost my ex for the 50th time and i haven't been able to admit that i've been miserable without him and i hadn't really forgiven myself for falling for him again. i've been like punishing myself ever since.
it didn't fully hit me till i looked at old pics like how much i've stopped taking care of myself and loving myself and it all started when my ex and i split again in may. it's been like a downward spiral of non-commitment, depression, and laziness. never letting anyone close and living in this lil depression cocoon. i'm getting better now tho. cleaned my apartment and did my skincare stuff and am talking to nice boys and i'm actually like ... being present in my own life.
but ya. kind of sad that i've been so distant towards myself for months and i'll prob be crying for awhile today about everything but at least things are getting lots better in my personal life outside of work and dick and i'm improving. so ya ok ty for letting me blog sorry bye
>>5238283
Yeah the book packaged with the software was the wrong version too. Pretty sure I got my education from materials that fell out the back of a truck.
>>5238286
go cry in real life you dumb pouty lipped nigger looking bitch
https://clyp.it/hw1gzgwu
>>5238286
I feel the shit posts coming.
>>5238295
>pouty lipped
yall always find ways to compliment me even when ur mad at me ty ily
>>5238296
; 3;
i'm glad i have ur #
>>5238286
>when edie gives you an honest subtle wake up call
>>5238296
>https://clyp.it/hw1gzgwu
This. Rawr is a fucking crazy bitch and needs to get a life.
hi mtfg i'm really happy someone is really wonderful and wants to spend time with me and everything
I asked this last night, but I was wondering if maybe I could get a few more opinions idek
but is it a bad idea to send my parents a present for the holidays, considering we haven't spoken since I got kicked out last year??
>tfw you're turning someone transbian
>>5238306
At best I'd send a card but it isn't a bad idea
>>5238286
How often do you cry? I thought you were dead inside. Also losing someone for the 50th time should never happen in the first place. How toxic is that? Don't be stupid.
>>5238296
b-bye
>>5238306
First off, how sweet of you to be the adult in this relationship. What present did you have in mind?
hey hi hey
