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Post all your patch autism ITT
Old bread http://boards.4chan.org/k/thread/29602573/
Links to stores: http://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD
First for a emails ordering catgirls.
>>29622052
Whoever the magnificent bastard who is selling the Gallia patch; you will have my money immediately on release.
God speed you magnificent bastard.
>45 emails from the same guy
>my inbox when
>>29622143
I hope you're enjoying your attention bb
>>29622052
what store has that rhodie patch?
>>29622096
And follow up question; I'm trying to find a hat that would look good with the Gallia patch, opinions on this one?
>>29622160
OpSec
>>29622143
That's what you get for having a shitty store :^)
>>29622183
Soon
I'm doing checks on the dollarydoos and seeing who's got the best setup
If I do Storenvy I'm stuck paying fees where I usually don't so if I can find a place to code in my own paypal.me link, then it's worth it to do that way instead of Storenvy even if it costs money
I've sent money to DMC last week and he still haven't replied.
Is he gone or something? I just emailed some days before my order and he answered.
>>29622238
There goes your money, he said he's leaving last thread.
>>29622143
when he actually sends good hentai. patch is ordered.
>>29622096
Thanks! It's in production, just gotta wait until the actual package itself goes into the mail.
>>29622163
really, any cap that's either blue or some colour that'd compliment it.
I can't say much for Condor, I don't know their stuff, but that seems to be a step in the right direction.
>>29622163
I have a condor hat. People piss and moan about it being made in china but it's a pretty quality hat.
>>29622365
>>29622340
Alright, cheap Condor hat it is.
Good tutorial or recommendations on attaching velcro hook to a patch?
>>29622163
$7 hat best hat.
>>29622468
Fabric glue.
>>29622224
So how full is the patch order inbox?
This looks cute. Anyone have her?
>>29622307
But I did emailed him asking if there were any patches left, he replied he had, some days later I sent the money, I trust him, not my first purchase with him (3rd actually)
>>29622468
Did you try a fucking sewing machine, faggot? That's how I did mine.
>>29622365
>Quality hat
I won't ever say I hate mine, but the bill is crooked
>>29622535
I almost bought that a couple times, but the description said it was for girls.
>>29622671
So are thigh highs and silk undies what's your point?
>>29622468
thin clear thread and sewing machine
Do it along the very edge or along the merrowed edge if it has it
Then you won't see it
>>29622523
I'm keeping up with it, so not bad
>>29622722
Thigh highs make me hard
As a good friend of mine put it one time
>Knee high socks are like the carbine gas of the clothes world
>All you had to do was make them 2 inches longer and they'd be not shit
>>29622671
>caring about a product description
>not wanting a qt 3.14 mythological warrior to accompany you into battle
>>29622808
Sup /aceg/.
>>29622813
Actually a fan of Valkyrie Profile but no one cares about those games anymore so I'll accept that.
>Emails are sent out to everyone who checked the box for updates
>If you didn't, you're shit out of luck
I got the FBI redirect early on when you made that order registration box the other day, but didn't get an email.
Am I fucked?
>>29622876
Refresh your email and check spam
It was sent out to everyone who checked the box
They're still in stock, but you don't get the pronz link
>>29622981
yea I did send and receive and checked junk mail.
Nada
>>29622990
well send in an order
you should have gotten the link but whatever
>>29623010
Sent the order form asking for shipping cost to Canadaland.
>>29623059
Aight
I'm sending out the emails that didn't go out manually
>>29623063
Follow up to this
If you already got the email or have ordered, disregard the email
I'm sending it to everyone on the list that didn't get the original
>>29622163
There can only be one anon.
MAGA
>>29623070
I saw it this time.
>>29622873
Don't worry anon, you're not alone. Also Lenneth Valkerie best Valkerie
>>29623084
>that link
>hotpants
>"Funyaaaaa"
>>29623139
They play on the catgirl thing pretty well
I thought the circled part was a cat ear the first time I read it
>>29623261
everything about that face is catlike
The eyes, the eyebrows, the hair
Hell, the way she acts was catlike
>walks in room like she doesn't care
>suddenly hops up on him
>he takes interest
>she leaves
She's as much like a cat as she could possibly be
>>29623391
Just missing the tail plug.
>>29623407
S-sauce
>>29623420
http://exhentai.org/g/746096/2bb7c91a19/
>>29623436
>sweatingcanadians
>>29623506
>not tagged loli
We're fine, buddy.
>>29623519
I meant it as this picture but with a leaf shirt and it says 10C
Because I'm going to fap to this
>all these people sending me extra money so now I have to draw them porn
>>29623843
There are worse things.
>>29623900
which reminds me, whoever bought the 3 patches and said Holo best waifu, I made you something
>>29622481
Love that idolmaster patch
>>29623930
That's me. I'm both excited and worried.
>>29623843
sad cuz no /k/ themed nekopara ever. qt catgirls with never co-pilot a Mi-24 with you.
>>29623937
I was thinking about sending something gross, but I decided something you could hang on your wall would be better
>>29623930
>>29623937
>Holo best waifu
Good taste.
>>29623995
Awesome. Thanks man. I'll post it when it gets here.
>>29623995
I went down to get my mail and they left a slip saying I had a package. Should I be worried?
>>29624068
>I went down to get my mail and they left a slip saying I had a package.
Give me state and initials and let me check which one you were
>>29624085
good ol'e commee gun hating Connecticut. Not by choice, I'm stationed here. Initials are HO.
>>29623995
>tfw you forgot to specify that galil is crazy girl in your order
>>29624123
> tfw Swype corrects "best girl" to "crazy girl"
Fml
>>29624102
pretty sure you can see right through the package, but it's just anthro titties
>>29624160
we just have PO boxes on base and we have to go and talk to someone to get our packages. But thanks for the tiddies.
>>29622052
Why the fuck do so many of you wear the Rhodesian flag?
>>29624160
You get my order? Im the derp dude
Too late to get onto that catgirl train?
>>29624384
It's never too late.
>>29624293
Because reasons
>>29624293
What are you.
Gay?
>>29624293
They're white supremacist
>>29624293
The country and its military hits a very special place in our loins.
>>29622052
Does anyone in the US sell Black Lagoon PVC patches? I only see Japanese vendors and I don't want to pay $100 for shipping.
>>29624464
>first guy I asked to run RFL patches accused me of suppprting bowl cut and being a white supremacist
>tfw having to explain rhodesia in a nut shell to a 7' black guy
dont ask black people to make your pol maymays into reality. it doesnt go well.
>>29624331
gib initials
>>29624384
I've got plenty
>>29624464
>put picture into picture analyzer
>the patches are all shopped
kek
>>29622163
Just a heads up, condor has two kinds of regular cap. One has the regular adjustable band on the back, the other has a really shitty band made from some super slippery material that does not hold a size at all. Double check the specifications on the page to make sure you get the good one, because the slippery one is God fucking awful. Pic very related
>>29624600
Did you basically use this?
>>29622535
Your local airsoft joint should have the full set, evike and ams have something like half the line-up. No idea who makes them, but they're decent quality, I've got the lmg bunny girl on my hat.
>inb4 airshit
>>29624696
i told him it was basically vietnam except with a british colony in africa, and naziboos like it because its a good example of a terrible dictator who just happens to be a black man taking over from a white man. and that under colonial white rule it was the most prosperous country in africa, whereas afterwards it now has the second worst case of hyperinflation in modern times, and is ruled by a man with multiple human rights violations as well as alleged ethnic cleansing, who doesnt even live in the country he rules anymore its gotten so bad.
>>29622808
I'm so pissed tri-ace never made Valkyrie Profile: HRIST. Fuckin assholes. One can only play Silmeria and Lenneth so many times.
MAGA patch.
>>29624655
Just google it there's are plenty of pictures.
>>29624943
I want this and Natalia
>>29624943
Awful even if ironic
>>29623436
What country do I need to set my VPN to so I don't get sadpanda?
>>29625005
>cruzemissile
hello rat o
>>29624996
salientarts (.) storenvy (.) com
There ya go, mang.
>>29625348
HE IS GROWING STRONGER
serious though, this election is not good for the heart.
>>29625392
>not good for the heart.
Or anything else.... What the fuck is going on in this country??
>>29625392
>>29625436
I haven't spoken to anyone who actually likes any of the candidates running. Can't we just do like scrabble and get all new pieces?
I watched Sanders and Clinton bickering like children on the news this morning...
>>29625498
They should do like TROY and each campaign sends their best fighter and fight to the death.
>>29625518
I'd rather see the candidates fight themselves.
Thunderdome style.
Put that shit on Pay-per-view, and the election would fund itself.
>>29625498
>>29625518
>>29625527
I'll take ANYONE but Hillary "I want to be like Merkel" Clinton. Sanders wouldn't get crap past the Reeeepublican congress anyways. Trump is just something it's hard to tell where he stands. While Cruz is dick in peanut butter jar nuts. But that's just my two cents.
Also found an old hat and patch.
>>29625603
God damn it mook fix the 4chan flip.
>>29623930
In that case I wonder if that .71 I told you to keep gets me somewhere then.
>>29622307
>he said he's leaving last thread
post the proofs
>>29624932
Can hold out for a couple weeks then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5XsnZJe9NY
>>29624943
look more like MAnGA to me
>>29625806
make anime great again
if i want something shipped outside the US (ie to Newzealand) is it better to send a mail asking for shipping costs or do most stores have that built in already?
>>29625917
A lot of the stores have that built in. The store nvy pages will tell you how much it'll cost for shipping to wherever (varies on the seller as they're the ones who set it).
Some of the sites like what Neetpatch has set up right now may require a message or two to figure out what international costs are.
In short, it really depends on who you're getting your stuff from.
>>29622179
Wrong. OpSec has a Rhodie Flag.
>>29622160
http://bakuto.storenvy.com/products/16162602-rhodesian-foreign-legion-patch
>>29622160
>>29626102
bakuto
check pastebin.
>tfw payday on the same day catgirl patch comes out
Yeah boooooiiiiii
>>29626119
This >>29626102
was me as was >>29626117
>>29624463
I've never understood this. Do these mentally ill faggots actually think thru look cute?
>>29626102
Oh, I thought he was talking about the flag. Sorry.
>>29625603
>>29625498
Rand Paul is our saviour.
>>29622096
I got this game in the humble bundle. How /k/ is it and is it worth installing?
Is there any place I can get a black on grey "A magical place" patch like the stickied thread? Or is it only the colors on kommando store?
>>29625315
literally google
>>29625649
Don't count on it being non-futa
>>29627948
I fucking swear m8 if you do anything to my waifu I'll wop you straight in the gabber swear on me mum.
>>29626953
I don't see it here but let me look some more
I'm sending out confirmation emails as I type this
>>29628115
>>29626953
Nevermind I got it
I couldn't find it cause I changed your name to Jeff Cooper
Dammit, NEET. Now whatever NCO you gave my name to is going to know how much of a fag I am.
>>29628226
It's funny because said NCO also bought catgirl
Go give him shit
>>29625806
>>29625848
ingenious
>>29628287
Might not even be an NCO. Just an assumption. How else could he afford such luxuries as catgirl patches?
>>29627211
there was a special batch for 4chan cup
>>29627904
you can't set a vpn to google, silly.
>>29625315
>>29628610
>>29627080
Rand got cucked so hard just like his father.
![WP_20160416_13_49_43_Pro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lcNEByt.jpg "WP_20160416_13_49_43_Pro[1].jpg")
If you get a patch with thread that's loose or hanging off, DO NOT PULL IT
Burn it off with a torch or lighter
I've been getting most of them, but I can't guarantee I'll get them all
It's mostly been excess Velcro or the thread they used to secure the velcro that's been hanging off
>>29627080
Rand Paul is out but there's always Gary Johnson for your meme candidate needs.
>>29629089
Not as bad as Ron
The RNC completely cucked him at the convention
>>29629116
I've always said vote for who you want, not necessarily the winner, but this year, if you're not voting Trump, you're a fascist
>>29629115
Wait have they shipped?
>>29629172
>>29629115
Nvm just got the ship confirmation. I'm terrified of what's in/on that envelope.
>>29628287
You sent me a picture of "The Munsters" with my patches. You're okay, NEETguy.
![WP_20160325_22_37_23_Pro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EdYKHUk.jpg "WP_20160325_22_37_23_Pro[1].jpg")
>>29629186
>You sent me a picture of "The Munsters" with my patches.
I...what?
I don't remember this
>>29629185
depends
Most people don't get anything simply because of the amount of time it takes me
Give me your initials and state and I'll make sure to gib something interesting
This was one guys
>on the outside
>>29629218
I think I'm good m8, plus I'm pretty sure it already shipped.
![This+one+too+_2168467d214722e54107775f3a1e4d1d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qocKt9L.jpg "This+one+too+_2168467d214722e54107775f3a1e4d1d[1].jpg")
>>29629218
oh god
>mailman's face when
Anyone know a good place to do single patches? I found out my family crest is pretty badass and I want it printed
>>29629318
PVC are the only places that will do cheap singles
Otherwise you're looking at like $80
>>29629323
What about Mutiny? I've heard missed things but never used them
>>29629340
Yeah, they do PVC and vinyl
>>29622336
>born to lightning
>>29629347
Their reviews are garbage, that's what worries me. 1.5 stars on yelp. Looks like they sometimes never fill orders at all, and the quality is pretty hit or miss
what exactly are you supposed to do with these patches? do you display them or what?
>>29629218
I'm happy there was nothing on my envelope other than making fun of my name. When I order the catgirl patch can i specify to have nothing on it or are you going to fuck me?
>>29629388
put them on your operator hat, chest rig, or bag. Only losers have them on velcro on their wall
>>29622052
Where can I find the lagoon company patch
>>29629393
I would highly recommend not writing anything and send the exact amount
Otherwise I can't be held accountable for destroying your respect among those who see it
>>29629411
LOOK
AT
THE
FUCKING
PASTEBIN
>>29629186
>>29629218
> Sent a pic of "The Munsters"
That was me mate. Cause your town was Munster, Germany and it reminded me of the old show.
>>29622238
I'm waiting for a patch I ordered early March. He's been fairly responsive to emails up to this point, but still no patch.
>>29623063
>>29623070
I am of still not receiving e-mail.
Shits.
>>29629511
email me directly
[email protected]
If you used the form you should have gotten the email
>>29629442
Oh shit, son.
Either way, it made my day.
I should be getting this one in the mail soon enough
>>29629318
Look for custom patches on etsy. There was one doing one offs "starting at" $14.
>>29629584
too bad that game was ruined by the devs autism
>CHECK OUT ALL THESE FEATURES
>GET TOGETHER WITH FRIENDS AND DO CRAZY SHIT
>THE FORUMS AND COMMUNITY ARE SO COOL
>but what can you do
>WELL LOOK AT HOW REALISTIC IT IS
>but can you actually do anything? is there a game?
>WELL NO BUT YOU GOTTA WORK TOGETHER FOR YOUR FACTION
k
Spent a lot of money on a game I never play
Hey Bryce
You're getting some external package art
>:^)
>>29627112
It's fairly /k/. I've had loads of fun with it, so I'd say it's worth installing if you're any bit into turn-based strategy games
Oh, man, /k/, I've got a package, I wonder what it could be.
>>29629949
that looks fun to open
>>29629968
Severed femoral for the sake of posterity on a rhodesian fatigue quilting thread levels of fun to open.
>>29630081
Oh yeah, this is it.
>>29627112
It's a turn based shooter
It's pretty fun and it's a break from the norm
I'm getting so sick of FPS, survival and flash-game-tier "indie" games that a game with a simple yet interesting idea is great
>>29629798
>Bryce
Wait. People still name their kids that?
>>29630095
That's some dogshit camera work senpai
>>29630115
I would bet he was named this oh I dunno, about 20 years ago
>>29629798
CO bro Just trying to figure out when mine will show up, since I'm out of town this weekend.
>>29629544
Don't worry about it. There's like 7 people making patches in this thread, and I don't even post that much.
I'm just glad it made you smile.
>>29630115
>>29630135
Could be worse. I have a cousin named Lyle.
>>29630128
I'm excited and this pear is delicious, gimme a break.
>>29630135
> implying everyone on 4chan isn't a teenager
>>29630174
Oh and here's some shilling for those of that can't enhance sector 23x45.
>>29630193
To be fair, that does look like a nice pear.
>>29630114
If you want a truly /k/ videogame, check out Ground Branch by Blackfoot Studios. Project lead is a dude who worked with USSOCOM and worked on the original Rainbow 6 games up until Rogue Spear, Ghost Recon and more. It's in pre-alpha right now and looks/plays really promising. Realistic weapon mechanics, high ready, low ready, point shooting, can place tacticool shit wherever you want on the rail, choose what type of rig you carry and even where you place your pouches on the rig. It's got it all
>>29630150
If it's catgirl, I haven't sent any out yet
>>29630211
Haven't had a good one that didn't taste like styrofoam in nearly a month. They used to just ooze juice when I was a kid.
>>29630256
Aaand there we go.
>>29630215
>pre-alpha
drop-
>free alpha
Ok
>have to pay for final game and payed upgrades
dro-
>none of the payed upgrades effect the gameplay
Mitebcool
>>29630281
I can't read pizza
>>29630256
Man, where have you been getting your pears if they're that dry and unsatisfactory most of the time?
Also nice patches, they came out good.
>>29630239
Ok, just wondering, since I got an email from you saying it was in the mail
>>29630319
R.A.M. * 2016 * Custodes Legis Gladio
>>29629373
The quality is only hit with a simple design (only a couple of colors and lack of detail). If you are doing anything that has a complicated design it will look like shit. They are literally printing it on some plastic and slapping velcro on the back.
>>29630319
>pizza
While that would be more Italian than Roman, I still kek'd
>>29630324
>>29630330
pretty sure I said it'd be out Monday
Must have fucked up
Guy from yesterday that was close to being over the 6 days. Patches came in today.
>>29630378
Oh, the Battle Dove is probably my favorite
>>29630319
Keepers of the Law by the Sword
>>29630370
>I do believe your package is in the mail
My paperwork says shipped and I don't have it here, so I'm guessing it's on it's way
Idk mane, all I ordered was a catgirl.
>>29630378
Is that a spice and wolf reference.
>>29630352
I can see that you anus
What does it mean
>>29630421
>>29630398
>new tab
>google translate
>child pornography
>literally
>>29630300
It's pretty cool so far. It's also the only game I've ever seen that only pulls the charging handle after reloading when there's no round in the chamber yet. That in itself is good enough to make it /k/ imo
>>29630407
Oh I thought you were referring to the old one
I never got anything beyond the first order for Mac Tonight from you
In fact, I can't even find the email you sent for ordering
Do it again and I can get you written down
>>29630411
Indeed it is, check the sticker in the top of the picture to find where to get them
>>29630281
at least explain meaning and reason behind the patch when you're already doing lame unboxing shit
>>29630443
>not using the BHO
dropped
captcha
>stop downers
>>29630472
Aw, m8, I thought unboxing bits were good fun every now and then, I even fagged it out to give you a giggle.
>>29630398
It means 'Keepers of the Law by the Sword', it's for a small militia group I joined, they'd been talking about getting a patch that'd look nice and mean something, so I got them into heraldry.
>>29630485
Ok I figured out what happened
You sent the money too early and I didn't read the subject line
I don't take pre-orders so when I saw it was paid, I thought you wanted Mac Tonight
I'll get a Catgirl out right away, but for future reference
AND TO EVERYONE ELSE
Do not send money before the patches are in stock on the website
>>29630536
why is the ram upside down?
>>29630536
>selling patches for your local militia on 4chan
>>29630580
My bad m8, it just says nowhere on the website that that's the case. Might consider adding that
>>29630498
Depends on the weapon system though. Plus it's basically alpha so things are still WIP. They're aiming to make the firearms mechanics 100% accurate, so I'd say keep an eye on it.
>>29630610
why the fuck would you ASSUME that pre-orders are allowed
>>29630378
That's good to hear man. Sometimes the post office takes their sweet time with tan envelopes. Hope you liked everything inside.
>>29630660
From what I heard, it was okay.
>>29630599
Rams symbolise authority, skulls mortality. Inverted charges tend to reverse the meaning.
>death to wrongful authority
>>29630603
Not for sale, m8, just sharing pics.
>>29630749
and the 3 red diagonal lines?
>>29630398
YOU FORGOT THE MACRONS YOU PHILESTINE.
Going to Hardcore Henry
BRB
>>29630818
The founder is a Keith, their shield was a field of yellow and three, sometimes four, blood stripes drawn vertical.
>According to early accounts, a warrior of the Chatti slew the Danish General Camus at the Battle of Barrie in 1010. For his valor, Malcolm II dipped three fingers into the blood of the slain and drew them down the shield of the warrior, thereafter named Marbhachair Chamuis, or 'Camus Slayer'. Ever since then, the chief of the Keiths has born on his arms the same three (sometimes four) red lines. This is depicted as early as 1316 on the seal of Sir Robert de Keith, marischal.
Founder anon is actually the great grandson of a woman cousins to JP Morgan, after immigrating his side of the family refused help from Morgan, 'or so it's been' told he tells me, and wound up living the life of a suburban buckeye; alternatively, he figures they were just tenants under the Keiths or lesser clan members who took importance in the clan during immigration where nobody would really ask questions. His mother divorced his father through annulment and under catholic law, it erases the marriage, making him a bastard, represented by making the 'pallets gules' into 'bendy gules sinster' and leaving it at three to imply a loss of history and heritage by the family's immigration. He had fun getting into the subtle meanings caused just by moving rather simple shapes around and it was fun teaching.
>>29631087
literally nobody gives a shit about your gay bathouse club patches. kys.
>>29631242
A faggot asks a question, a faggot answers the question.
>>29630709
Heard from fucking who? He's been saying it in the thread before the patch came out.
>>29630536
>small local militia
FBI flagging words detected
Was there ever enough interest for the lewd north korean foxhound patch from the other day?
>>29631545
Fug, I'd buy it
>>29631502
No worries, kid's alright, we buy him pizza on game night.
>tfw just bought 109 dollars worth of patches
thanks patchbros
>>29630498
>>29630665
Any idea when things will be shipping out?
>>29630709
see>>29631487
He said it like 8 times not to pre-order
>>29632012
Monday
>>29630580
Thank you! Check your email for some clarification on stuff
>>29623843
Cuban Pete here, patch came in. I lost it when I saw "chika chika boom".
>>29631545
>>29631734
I'd buy.
>>29632278
glad you're happy
>>29632671
:^)
>>29632012
I try to get orders mailed out within a week of the order date. I will most likely be mailing out the next batch tomorrow.
>>29631001
Just got back from that. Enjoyed it thoroughly.
>>29622052
Ok gotta ask.... whats the nude looking waifu next the pimping patch?
>>29631545
I never did see anything past episode 32.
>>29631545
>>29633843
What...exactly am I looking at here?
>>29634038
North Korean propaganda cartoon called "squirrel and hedgehog". The fox and wolves are American and Japanese badguys.
>>29633784
WGW
>>29633843
That is some funky animation.
>>29634083
Is it on youtube?
>>29634401
maybe search it and find out, namefag
>>29634469
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_wxdhiB5w4
Christ that fucking audio is shit.
>>29634714
Well, it is made by Norks after all.
need some deus vult in our lives.
Just a simple test, ideas and recommendations appreciated.
>>29634083
are they calling america or japan sexy and seductive foxes?
>>29635417
In that series ww2 era japanese are rats. Wolves and foxes are American (in 1950s korean war era uniforms).
Which do you guys like more?
>>29635741
Family Guy is a shit show so neither I guess.
>>29635278
Looks nice.
>>29635741
I would a Petoria. The show went to hell, but was once good.
Now just posting some shit I want to see as patches desu lads
>>29635880
>>29635880
I'll join too
>>29635278
I like it.
>>29635278
>>29629318
>Douglas family crest
Holy fuck, are you me?
Someone know of a patch with this saying?
