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You know how it be. Make patches, show off your patches, talk about 'em, put them on your shit, so on and so on.
Old thread here >>29578119
Links to stores here http://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD
And I spent all this time making this this for the OP, too
And a heads up to everyone
STOP SENDING ME MONEY
Wait to order until I have the product
I'm not doing pre-orders because it just makes people asshurt
>>29602633
I filled out the form for the FBI, was that okay?
>>29602651
:^)
All good m8
Still want this:
>>29598863
>>29599380
>>29599634
>>29602633
What's the timetable look like?
>>29602705
Shipping says it's been processed in Cincinnati
Estimated Delivery is Monday, but at this rate it might be here Friday or Saturday
>>29602709
Any limit on orders? I'd like to get three moons. One to wear two for back up or trading.
>>29602699
while a couple of you guys are amused by it if you want someone else to commit funds to getting it done good luck. you're better off using mutinyshop to get a couple of vinyl patches printed
>>29602624
Fuck, that looks good too.
Sorry man, I'll hold on to that for the next one if I end up being the guy making the next thread.
>>29602716
I have like 20 Mac Tonights left
No limit on orders, but I have these feely feels I might need to get more every time I restock because of people buying multiple patches
>>29602736
I could probably edit it more to look nicer, but I did it in paint, so I'd probably have to start from the beginning
>>29602791
>every time I restock
I meant get a new patch
WHERE IS COFFEE SPIDER
>>29602791
Ok I'll probably send you my order in the afternoon. Need sleep for work in Texas heat after all.
>>29602624
Updated Rhodesian senpai.
>>29602824
Aight
>>29602869
not lime enough
>>29602885
:3
>>29602624
>>29602573
Where can i buy this delightful Gallian flag?
>>29603186
It isn't up for sale yet, but It's Cracker.
>>29603189
Ok thx senpai.
>>29602896
Classy, but to darky. It looks like Nigerian flag
>>29603199
>It looks like Nigerian flag
Please insert your uneducated dick into a spinning fan
>>29603223
i don't talk to colorblinds
>>29602573
Does anyone know where I can get a Moonman patch?
![NigeriaFlagPicture1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MIrVufn.png "NigeriaFlagPicture1[1].png")
>>29603290
>>29603306
NEET is going to have a fucking stroke when he sees this
>>29603306
Check paste bin for just the base
>>29603423
>>29603365
I don't get it. Just tell me.
What are some ways too make this more patch worthy. Near the beginning of the month someone posted it with "3 B's: Booze, Bullets and Boypussy" and I got a chuckle from it and a few anons seemed too like it with 6-7 so replies.
Any edits people wanna do too make it sticker worthy(probably be harder for patch personally)
Some ideas for sticker slogan:
Gun fags
Gun fags of America
Yaoi gun group
Gay gun group
Yaoi gun fags
>>29603470
In the top of the thread look at the pastebin link clicl it qnd look for justthebase
>>29603488
It's a neat idea and i know like 80% of /k/ never wear alot of patches they buy but if you go outside with a patch that say..
>Yaoi gun fags
>Yaoi gun group
>Gay gun group
well, it's not exactly discreet
>>29603581
What would be some suggests. And with some of the small details of the design I was thinking stickers for it. Thanks.
>>29603488
Fuck why did I delete that doujin
>>29603565
Can't you just link it?
>>29603620
Here senpai: https://hitomi.la/galleries/912230.html
>>29603667
Thankyou
>>29603972
Post some random doujin f a m, would like it mang. (Robin/batman, rRRR something)
>>29603983
Currently on mobile and several thousand kilometers from my smut collection. Sorry Holmes
Damn nigga, that Chen almost gave me a heart attack.
>>29604011
Ok baka, I like giving source anyway. Hope you do the same anytime a poor poor anon needs too empty their heavy cum filled nuts and you can deliver.
>>29604040
Will do.
4chan really is the gayest place on the internet
>>29603666
Are you fuckin that lazy. I'm telling you how to do it but you just want to be spoonfed. If your to lazy you dont deserve it.
>>29604048
You know it.
>>29604048
Indeed it is.
Not gonna lie, I would ironically buy an embroidered doujin hentai patch
>>29604323
Irony is a slippery slope
>>29604323
>>29604330
Of what doujin? I like mine here:>>29603488 but think pic related would work as well. Actually sold maybe 20ish things related too it on redbubble, mainly stickers but 3 or so shirts and even a throw pillow.
Or the LO patch idea someone had a few months back.
>>29604367
I dunno, probably a crop of an aheago face, that seems to be the rage nowdays
>>29604582
This
>>29603306
>pic related
>>29604022
lel
For those of you who MAGA
salientarts.storenvy.com
>>29604794
Heard last thread that you're a lying faggot
>>29604804
How so?
>>29604819
you said it hadn't been posted on /pol/
a guy from /pol/ showed up and said you're a liar
Does anyone make any kind of "Right Wing Death Squad" patch?
>>29604822
Campaign button has been on /pol/, this patch was released on /k/.
>>29604847
I was thinking about doing one when some people on doubleschan asked, but they're fucking assholes, so I dumped the idea
>>29602885
>fbi.gov
Da fuck?
>>29604896
Why does the note go to the fbi tips page?
50% of chen claimed
25% of Metal Gar Snake claimed
I heavily underestimated Chen patch
Also Division patch is looking good, other than the lack of white border
>>29606406
Glad I snagged one as soon as I could.
>>29606406
Because everyone loves touhous
>>29606296
>>29605895
because it makes people shit themselves when they think they submitted their address to the FBI
>>29606630
Well it confused the hell out of me.So congrats.
>>29606406
Division patch looks good.. going to pick up a few of them when available
>>29603488
>What are some ways too make this more patch worthy.
not gonna happen. forget about it.
who or what is a chen?
>>29606989
2whom character
>>29602624
i spent a lot of time as well ;^)
>>29603488
It's terrible. Stop asking.
Who here is a bad enough dude to make this logo into a patch?
>>29607369
I'd patch her...logo...if you know what I mean...
>>29606989
>he doesn't know Touhou
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Chen
>>29607369
To all of you who are attracted by this woman, you will never find an attractive mechanic, let alone one who wears skimpy clothes while working
>just changed transmission fluid in car with t-shirt and jeans
>managed to cut myself
I can't imagine short shorts and tits hanging out
>>29608075
this
>best girl
>>29608104
Maybe she's just that skilled bro
>>29608150
yes, of course
I worked at a tire shop once and a woman worked there for a few weeks
She simply couldn't keep up
She got bored/tired/lazy and would stop working
And she was ugly as a mud fence
![WP_20160414_17_26_38_Pro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MeODtEO.jpg "WP_20160414_17_26_38_Pro[1].jpg")
It's a nice butt
>>29608104
>game with dinosaurs and magic dragons and shit
>"you know that those clothes are very unrealistic for a mechanic, right?
There's a reason fantasy is in the title, my man.
In any case, would you make that patch if the interest was there?
>>29608496
>There's a reason fantasy is in the title, my man.
There are people who think it actually exists and go on about how they wish they could meet one
It's a lost cause
As for making it, the issue with a lot of patch ideas people want made is, there is certainly interest out there, but not really on 4chan
Like the MAGA patch
I could sell thousands if I could market it to normies, but it's not easy to get the name out there and even more so with my current website setup
>>29606406
Oh shit that looks amazing
>>29608556
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEE
patch when?
I wanna get this made, I've had it sitting around forever.
>filename for chen patch pic is Pussy Galore
kek
>>29608591
flag some day
>>29608649
Willbuy10.jpg
>>29604367
A ShindoL face is pretty much the standard for a good aheago face, bonus since the artist is American born.
>>29608104
>Chen best girl
I maybe a faggot for saying this but I still like Alice the most.
>>29608196
It's a video game in a series known for magic and summoning giant monsters and giant fucking chickens. What are you expecting?
Operator Chan tricolor when?
>>29607232
You need take that buttplug out your ass and shaming your family and give a suggestion.
>>29608846
This is kind of too gay and I fap to traps
If someone turned this into a patch I would buy it
>>29608720
>chen best girl
I was implying pic related was best girl
>>29608435
youre getting a dick monster next time
>>29609242
>implying that's not what I expected
Which reminds me
There's multiple ones I sent out with package art that haven't been posted
I know scaliebro is still waiting, but I think there was one or 2 others
>>29609242
You uh
You didn't happen to send package art with every order, did you SkinWalker?
>>29608435
>that perfect ass
>>29609318
imagine when she stands up and it just curls over her thighs and just hangs out under that skirt
>>29609039
Just get muting shop to make it for $9. Simple enough design that won't be affected by vinyl printing
>>29609313
nah, just NEETs, maybe I'll make it an option in the future
>>29609352
I'm not seeing it mate. What are you teeing to say?
>>29609374
>she
>>29609371
Cool, just checking.
>>29603667
>>29603983
>>29604079
>>29608435
>>29609242
>>29609263
>>29609318
>>29609352
>>29609371
Only do it when orders are light or you'll get wrecked trying to keep up
>>29609404
Guns, anon.
Guns are happening.
>>29609374
I'm saying the ass was fat
>>29609414
this
I only do it on orders where it's requested or people pay extra
And don't go requesting it for free you fucking assholes, that shit takes a lot of time
>>29609414
>>29609449
i figure ill charge an extra dollar or two
>>29604794
gay, I'm not buying patches in support of some racist dumbass. Go back to /pol/ faggot.
>>29609387
>this meme again
It's a puffy vulva, not a mentally ill guy who thinks he's a girl.
>>29609502
it's not even puffy
like dayum son, that's normal
>>29609497
>gay
Where do you think you are newfag?
>>29609502
>>29609506
should'a made it puffier, damn...
>>29609551
Too late cuck
>>29609551
an artistic critique
Panties don't crease under the legs like that, they flatten out straight back to the ass
While it makes for nicely defined asscheeks when they're naked, it's not realistic in the panty world
>>29609506
I wouldn't know, my experience is limited to one girl and she has the same one, but for some reason calls it puffy.
>>29609591
thanks fampai
>>29609497
Post one time Trump has been racist?
>>29609039
>anarchy
Literally a meme ideology
>>29609678
Dude he literally said he wants to make muslims wear identification badges. He hates Mexicans and blacks too, the KKK literally fucking endorsed him!
>>29609722
Are actually retarded or just pretending?
>>29606406
You have a rough estimate on when they are going up?
>>29609722
Are you memeing right now.
>>29609638
i totally forgot my pic
>>29609678
that's not a question
>>29609722
you need to fuck off with your dank memes
>>29609678
this is samefagging bait
what type of backing should i get? velcro hook side or velcro both sides? whats the difference?
>>29610233
They cut the patch backing from velcro both sides, which means the loop half can be separate and put somewhere else (thrown out, sewn to something so you can stick the patch on, etc.). Hook side means they just don't send you the extra half.
>>29610252
so hook side is like a normal patch? sorry if i sound like a retard
![WP_20160414_20_24_50_Pro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lyDkfge.jpg "WP_20160414_20_24_50_Pro[1].jpg")
>>29610265
hook side backed is normal
both means they send you this
>>29610335
yikes i dont want that shit. thanks senpai
To the guy who sent me $24 7 hours ago, Imma need an address
>>29610357
it doesn't hurt anything m8
it's just an extra, but I'm guessing it costs extra
>>29610369
its just a blank patch of velcro?
2hu any plans to restock shimapan?
![WP_20160414_20_31_39_Pro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ikxxd5h.jpg "WP_20160414_20_31_39_Pro[1].jpg")
>>29610382
![WP_20160414_20_32_03_Pro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JJaYcKt.jpg "WP_20160414_20_32_03_Pro[1].jpg")
>>29610432
Who's making that aesthetic patch? Hurry up I don't wanna wait until August
>>29610432
>>29610447
i see. ill just get the one then, thanks
>>29610528
which one?
>>29610566
Personally I want the one with the SMG of some kind on it. How many designs are there? I remember seeing an AK one
>>29608626
facebook thumb's up.jpg
>>29608794
when i get the first two camo backdrop done
>>29609414
do it from time to time when I'm bored. Mostly its region based [pic related]
Should have talked bout haggis instead, really want to try it
>>29610394
Not sure, last batch was part of the initial batch and it was slow selling. I do have a bunch leftover that I'll put in stock later tonight
>>29609772
I'd say 2-3 weeks
>>29602818
Redo of it is in the works, will be putting the blemish orders I received up round the same time/soon future
>>29610583
>I do have a bunch leftover that I'll put in stock later tonight
So you have more shimapans to sell?
>>29610577
mine (pic), the ak, and galil (also mine)
>>29610583
great now I have to stay up all night to buy embroidered panties from a mongolian knitting board.
>>29610649
in case some get lost in the mail.
Looking @ round two left over, will post them in store at the turn of the hour
>>29610749
I'm going to DDOS your store via F5s
>>29610652
Great job on the design and idea pls hurry and take my money thanks
>>29602699
i dont get it
>>29610583
How many of the shimapan do you have? I'd like to order at least two, but work shift isn't over for another eight hours.
My first patches. Nice to come back into town and find them all in my mailbox. I feel like this is the beginning of a beautiful new money sinkhole.
>>29610583
Thanks for the help. I was the anon you were emailing earlier about the Shimapan.
>>29610883
It makes me think of this.
>>29610883
>>29610917
It's a spongebob reference.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ6K3m9TsPs
>>29610898
where 2 cop night nine patch friend?
>>29610936
http://shop.britkitusa.com/Naval-Special-Warfare-Night-Time-Is-The-Right-Time-patch-BKU-E110.htm
Sorry if the picture is crappy, but the patch seems pretty well made.
>>29610891
as of now one.
Hit me on the emails and I'll try to hold one for you
>>29610983
thanks
>>29611006
H-h-hey, 2hu... you gonna send me a division patch when you get them... right?
>>29609395
Fukken keked, I'd buy this. Not enough good Fate patches out there
.>>29610652
Speaking of, AK patch when? Haven't seen it mentioned the last few threads.
>>29610883
it's possibly the worst post from the "Spongebob quotes to describe guns" thread
>>29611006
>mfw internet went down right at 9
>mfw frantically trying to fix
>mfw sniped it
>>29611006
Message sent as 777 gmail
>>29611176
Fuck you senpai
>>29611198
I think I got the first one
>>29611206
Sorry just been waiting to snag one for a long awhile and 2hu says they're slow to sell so it sounds like he won't restock them.
>>29611099
>a fucking leaf
Any bane posting patches?
>>29611225
so grab the last one, nerd
>>29611150
im not sure, im not doing that one.
>>29611150
Opsec faggot here
Imma run it when dosh allows it. Want to do really nice PVC.
This might have bumped it back though because now I'm hype about pusheen patch.
>>29611270
Would if had a PC and not just the shit iphone my job has me use during shift.
>>29611325
then tell him to hold it for you and give him a name to hold it under
It's not hard man
>>29603189
Whats cracker precious?
Google results are the obvious.
>>29611335
I did >>29611178 is me
>>29611311
Checking those digits senpai
>>29611355
>>29611178
Email received. I got you buddy
>>29611127
Don't see why not
>Catgirl was forwarded for delivery at 2PM
>from a location 2 hours away
>still not here
WHY
>>29611353
http://crackerpatch.storenvy.com/
>>29611431
Just email you paypal info when I get to my laptop?
>>29611446
Coffee breaks.
2hu you better gib gud pronz
who here /sadcat/?
>>29611500
I'll do my best to disappoint you :^3
>>29611565
Send him cow tits, told the cucklet to not send me that but he still did.
>>29611631
wait, were you Canadabro?
>>29609722
>A fabrication
>A claim
>And another fabrication
Three strikes you're out son.
>ask 2hu for a doodle with muh patches
>Tell him ill give one in return
>hope he uses his choice well because its actually a free commission
It would BEHOOVE you...
>>29612019
>implying you're important enough to justify the effort
now if you were Imizu
>>29612032
Im a B-
>>29608104
skimpy clothing, no.
attractive mechanic?
HUH bud you need to work in aviation, cause they are everywhere.
>>29612153
I almost worked at 2 different aviation joints and the only attractive one among the entire 2 companies was the front desk secretary of the first one
And she wasn't even that attractive
>>29610898
what is the "night time is the right time" patch from???
google says its something to do with navy seals.
![udongein_vs_remilia_15[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1bTqiwr.jpg "udongein_vs_remilia_15[1].jpg")
>>29612098
Imizu is among some of the best artists IMO
Amazing eye, hair, and face design
And the guns are spot on
>>29612195
from a shitty show called Jormungand
>seriously
>first season was ass
>why do you people say it's so good
![udongein_vs_remilia_01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ve60l2Z.jpg "udongein_vs_remilia_01[1].jpg")
>>29612222
realized I posted a really trash example of my point
Am I too late for chestnut batter?
>>29612377
>>29612377
Not sure how relevant but good story none the less. Makes me wish someone capped when i had to do a health and wellfare on a soldier that was into those dolls
>>29611545
What was that from? Remember the eyebrow .gif
>>29610898
Any news on the reprint of the GSC patch and the progress of the new one some anon was designing?
Rough draft of an idea that came to me in the shower this morning.
>>29612791
Noice
>>29609371
I'm actually glad you didn't. I opened it in the middle of formation to show my buddy. Glad he didn't have to see any dickgirls.
>>29613034
kek, i was tempted to do some doodles, but didnt have time. wanted to do skinwalkers and skulls and all that fun stuff
>>29612019
You're gonna love my "art" then
Be advised, Can't draw for shitz
>>29610898
Always down to help a fellow patch enthusiast
>>29611631
I have some ideas
>>29613034
>formation
Are you military? And if so, why aren't you at parade rest?
>i'm going to have to get a patch panel soon
>I'm going to have to set up a store to sell the rest of the black mesa patches once my shit life finally stabilizes.
>tfw I missed out on the Seishou patches
>tfw I missed on shimapan patch
>>29613206
>want the scout patch cause it looks cool as fuck
>don't want to be associated with that trash show and fanbase
Also
>buy AOR2 jacket form guy on /k/
>it departed the state sorting facility that's 2 hours from me 19 hours ago
Does everything I buy take FUCKING FOREVER to make a 2 hour trip?
>>29613249
I wonder if it's the route the shipping companies take. I remember a while back I was getting something sent from me from NY and it ended up taking a detour from Maine and back before the truck started heading my way.
>>29613279
It never does that here
I've had things leave the sort facility at 2 or 3 AM and be here before the truck leaves at 7 or 8
>>29613249
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Attack-on-Titan-Investigation-Corps3D-PVC-patch-PB669/227678_32623336585.html
If you can navigate this chink site you can find some pretty good shit for cheep bro.
>>29613305
>PVC
ick
>>29613305
>aliexpress
Fuck that. Ali express is the lowest of the low chinese quality.
>>29613249
>don't want to be associated with that trash show and fanbase
I wrestled with that for a while and ultimately decided fuck it.
>>29613305
>pvc
nyet
>>29612458
>>29612458
i haven't made it m80, august/sep they'll be here
With Dark Souls 3 having just came out I feel I need a sunbro patch. Anybody have any leads or the desire to make one?
I just want a JACKAL patch from that god awful shit game Dirty Bomb that I play for some god forsaken reason.
>>29613454
https://www.etsy.com/listing/222307712/sunlight-medal-iron-on-patch-take-part
>>29612604
www.prequeladventure.com
Artist for it sold some merchandise, of which I bought a few things. Pretty good quality patch imo
>>29613206
>black mesa patches
MY PENIS CAN ONLY BE SO ERECT
I WANT ALL OF THEM
>>29610369
What was the order?
>>29613988
Two Bad Dragon™ Dragon Penis Teenie-Weenies.
>>29613462
Find me on steam anon, I'm getting a new PC soon
I'd/oneluckyreaper
>>29610369
Was it for three moons? Texas?
>>29614132
>>29613988
it was 3 moons, but there was no address whatsoever
>>29614176
Shit I have two primaries 2156 yahoo or 777 gmail?
>>29614185
2156
>just check your fucking email for the email I sent you asking for an address
>>29610934
That...makes even less sense...
Where can I find the lamia "don't tread on me" patch?
>>29614867
Check the pastebin. 2hupatch sells it.
>>29614867
also defendwaifu has them
I want a patch for Byzantium. Yes, I want a patch for a dead empire. Do any pre-made exist, or do I need to design one myself?
>>29615539
Golden Dawn runs a milsurp store. I saw a few in a documentary about them.
>>29602791
Where do we order the Mac Tonight patches?
Update on possible Kancolle patch?
Laughed harder than I should have, thanks Crimson.
I've already bought twelve of these things on a whim. Are these patches for a chest rig or plate carrier? Am I supposed to collect these or what?
>>29608598
People sell White Dingo patches, take a gander on Ebay.
Also Midnight Fenrir patches. The only one I want that I can't find is Phantom Sweep.
>>29617045
>Are these patches for a chest rig or plate carrier? Am I supposed to collect these or what?
Whichever you want fampai. I also often put 1-3 patches on my backpack when I go to a [spoilersonanonspoilerboard]convention[/spoilersonanonspoilerboard]
>>29617115
Swap the beam cannon for spent brass...
>>29617115
Speak of the fucking devil.
are those Gunsmith Cats patches available somewhere??
Are Galm squadron patches still available ?
>>29616968
Ha, glad you got a kick out of it man. I had fun doing the "box art."
>>29615933
Check the op for the pastebin link. Look for just the base.
>>29602573
Neetpatchguy, I sent the 8.71 USD through paypal for one moonman patch to Canada. no scam pls, shit was like 12 bucks CAD because of shit exchange rate
>>29616968
>Corpus Christi
Holy shit another 361 /k/ommando? I thought it was just me.
>>29617899
http://strangerealpatches.storenvy.com/products/16216620-galm-squadron-patch
>>29618056
I considered hanging the box you sent me with "Go hard like putin" on it on my wall.
>>29618188
I know how it feels, us 361 folks are few and far between.
>>29618474
Do you have a picture of it?
