If your gun could talk, what would it say?
>>29331527
shoot me god dammit
>>29331527
Nothing because I have none
Haha
It hurts to live
"Use more lube, I'm chafing" judging by my most recent inspection of the internals
>>29331527
Please take me shooting
Fucking clean me I'm rusting
I miss being held
Dammit I ain't getting any younger
"Fuck you for owning me somewhere where the humidity never goes below 80%, thanks for the weekly oiling though."
>>29331565
Collect knifes or swords, I would do it if I lived in a country that didnt allow guns. I would also stockpile homeade boomsticks
>>29331527
>N-no, please, wait!
>kyaaaah!
>>29331527
"Can we go to a place where i can get full meals? i'm meant to be given more then five rounds at a time."
>>29331527
"Fuck Mexico"
And so, we would go to war with Mexico.
>SIEG HEIL!
CZ P01: 15 rounds isn't enough, can we move please?
590A1: Where is the bayonet you promised me? :(
Mosin: The west isn't so bad comrade.
Arisaka: Shippuden has too much filler.
IO ak: Eat my trunnion
>>29333275
naruto is normie shit
>C93
Love you long time.
>AR
Thank you for the new clothes!
>SKS
I love it when you strip me.
>Mosin
Hold me master!
>Enfield
I've seen some shit mate.
>Stevens M58D
WHY YOU CUT ME?
>Rem 700
Thanks for getting rid of my wart! (Hillary wart)
>Marlin
>Ruger American .22
Ahh, America.
>>29331527
"Jesus christ anon, why can't you watch normal porn for once"
Mossberg 802 "I love you too GCv3"
>>29331527
>Glock 22
So you shoot me only for qualifications huh? I see how it is, it's because I'm a .40 gun ain't it?
>AR
So when are we gonna shoot 77gr ammo Huh? Also about that magnified you've mounted on me. Get a better one.
>Cz 82
Fuck Russia!
>Cz 75
So when's our next competition? Also fuck Russia!
>Glock 22
Allahu akbar!
>Shiloh Sharps
Hey kid, wanna /ss/?
>Mosin
"while i'm flattered by all the accessories you bought me would it really be too much for you to spring on non-corrosive food every now and again?"
>Savage MKII
"I was here first! how come all you other bitches get more attention than me!"
>Ruger MKII
"at least he still uses you every now and again, he hasn't touched me since he bought the Beretta"
>Henry BS Centenial
"at least he LIKES you, the only reason he hasn't gotten rid of me is because i was a gift"
>Stevens 320
"he still hasn't even FOUND a range for me, i wish someone would break in so he'd use me..."
>1911
"asshole promised me TRUGLO sites two years ago and still hasn't delivered, and he hasn't even found any food that i LIKE"
>Taurus 689
"look, i know i'm a cheap girl and all, and i'm not a picky eater, but did you really have to try refinishing me? do i mean nothing to you?"
>Beretta M9
"Hey, i just want to let you know i'm grateful that you keep me with yo-..........IS THAT ANOTHER GUN?! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY LOOKING AT ANOTHER GUN?! AGAIN?!"
>AR15A2
"look, i know i'm expensive and all, but i'm worth every penny, please buy me"
>Deagle brand Dreagle
"ufufufu it's funny because even though i'm his most sought after, he still can't get me, maybe i'll always be the one that got away from him"
>>29333861
kek
>Savage 840
Thanks for refinishing me, lets go shootin!
>Mossberg 500A
I know I'm old and rusted but please go shoot me :(
>Windicator
I'm a cheap date but I'm still fun ;)
>SR22
I wish you'd use me for target practice instead of fishing
>686 revolver
Nigga I'm not a ccw, put me down!
Why can't guns be anthropomorphic QTs that will always love you and be awesome
Why am I so lonely guys
>>29335806
Yeah why can't they be like weapons from elemental glade where they're sexy ladies normally but weapons in combat?
>M60
If you had only shot that little girl, you would have a better story to tell.
>Marlin Model 60
"Those gophers that keep digging up the backyard are going to fucking die."
>80% lower turned into AR
Kill me.
>Anderson lower AR
Thanks for buying a proper free float hand guard instead of some cheap Chinese keymod shit you baka.
>Remington 514
Gee, thanks for still taking me to the range even though you have cooler guns!
>Spanish M1916 converted to .308
PLEASE SHOOT ME I PROMISE I WON`T EXPLODE!
>Beretta Carcano Carbine
[INCOHERENT ITALIAN]
>Ruger MK III Hunter
How about you get your hands on another fucking handgun so you don`t have to get mad trying to disassemble me after every range trip?
>Other centerfire rifles
Hey dickhole how about you join that range that will actually allow you to shoot us.
"Fer fucks sake, take me out of the closet and shoot me!"
Some boring shit for sure.
I wish I had an M14 who could tell me bad puns some crazy/lewd guns like the G11 who would tell me Quantenphysik,
cheap Izmash bitches to dump my oil on them
or H&K masochists who love getting slapped.
Oh well, you can always use an AR15 as a little bitch, right?
让你的手放开我,你的资本主义帝国的狗!
>>29331527
>Mosin
Incomprehensible Russian with "Kapitalist" sprinkled in, shouts for the deaths of Nazis
>Marlin 995
Moping about being forgotten, reminders that I need to zero the scope
>Tantal Parts kit
Agonized screams and begging to be put back together because it can feel its gas tube in its dust cover, etc. Or silence.
>>29336039
>PLEASE SHOOT ME I PROMISE I WON`T EXPLODE!
>>29332887
>>29331527
My 98k would ask my why I fired corrosive ammo out of it when I was 14.
I didn't know the new manufactured Greek ammo I was using was corrosive, which was a shame considering the as new bore it had when I got it...now it's a sewer pipe.
>>29335130
>Stevens 320
I know that feel.
> Remington 870P
Please pump me full of Magnum Buck and shoot criminals with me senpai.
Side note, I'm impressed how well this thing handled in the rain
>>29335841
>>29336180
>>29335806
>find QT 3.14.
>blonde. Bright blue eyes.
>Best part, she has more guns than me
>own land so private gun range erryday
>blast shot loads innawoods. Then blast my load in her
Feels good mane
>>29335806
>>29335832
>You will never have an anthropomorphic qt 3.14 raifu when you buy them.
>XD .45
"Look bud, i know your trying. But seriously, im fucking filthy. Clean me fucker!"
>chink sks
"Why you no shoot straight? Lee nip chong shoot better, and he didnt know how to adjust fo windage! Ne how cowpie bushido nissan, toyota nambu!"
>Lee enfield mk3
"Oi mate, your kraut grandad should have left me where I was! You can't even find biscuits I like anymore!"
>.22 revolver
"MUH TEXAS. MUH DR.PEPPER TARGETS. MUH PLINKING. MUH NEW CYLINDER. MUH THANKS."
>Old Beat to shit mosin
"KILL SUBMARINE FISH FOR MOTHERLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
>Luger lost somewhere in attic
"EAT YOUR HEART OUT ANNE FRANK, I'VE BEEN HIDING FOR TEN TIMES WHAT YOU HAVE."
>>29331527
Would a WASR speak Russian but be Romanian? What would it say?!?! I assume every AK speaks Russian but they must also speak the language by those who created it not just designed it.
>>29336635
>eat your heart out anne frank
all of my sides
>old bolt 25-06
"you literally don't have any fucking ammo for me, just sell me you bastard"
>bolt 30-06
"fuck you 25-06, he loves me more"
>all of my 1911s
"you all know who his real favorite gun is"
>AR556
"john moses browning was a pussy, eugene stoner was the best gun designer ever"
and then they get into a shouting match.
>>29336667
Tfw no qt anthromorphic fox girl for muh AK
>>29336667
This fox looks indeed jewish, might be the long nose
>>29336680
>no fox for ak
Here you go senpai. Enjoy your chink clone fox.
>SA58
She didn't deserve you, I'm glad you chose us.
>FNX45T
We'd kill for you, she can't say the same, we love you.
>91/30
Now let us make you forget her, yes?
>>29331527
>Mosin
Fuck fascists!
>Carcano
Pic related
>krink
Nyet
>Mp5
Where is the dinglehoper
>evo3
Lemme kill
>all others.....
Where is my stamp..
>>29331527
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
>>29336667
That's not Galil-chan
>>29336791
That's an Rk.90/92/95, not slavshit chan. This is.
>>29337035
Yep, that normal old galil chan.
I posted ARM chan. Modified jewnetics, longer barrel, more built in accessories, enhanced nose, etc.
>>29337078
I didn't even know that gun existed, but my point stands on it being a chinkshit clone fox. Note the double fire selector switch, and unnaturally bright color. I never implied she was slavshit chan. I figured she was a chinese clone of slavshit chan.
>>29336461
>tfw no faaru
why live
what would a SCAR say
>>29337438
>tfw yes faaru
Because she's waiting for you, go get her!
>>29337454
"High speed in drag!"
>>29337454
> Look at my booty
>>29336453
Is she a good Christian?
>>29337478
oh damn. /k/oko? the one with all the military shenanigans and who interrogated his dog in full tactical gear?
Tell me oh great /k/oko, what would one need to put a bayonet on a FN-FAL today? And where could one obtain a decent one of these rifles? My PTR could use another safe buddy besides the ammo and shino soviet sks.
>>29337397
Rk are the Finnish AK variants, m8. Yeh posted a Finn. The civillian variant has a. s on the end of every model # (Ex: Rk 62s, Rk 95s, etc). And no, this is Galil ARM chan. Notice the much larger breasts, and the succulent thighs. Also:
>Implying Galil is a Jew
She's an Israeli, otherwise she eouldn't be exported for goyims in Africa, Estonia, and the Civillian Market.
As for slavshit-chan, that's just the generalization, they would have raifu names as well, Type 56-chan and Type-81 chan.
>>29337643
An L1A1 clone would be a good place to start, really all you need is a compatible flash hider and barrel.
>>29337684
what bayonet would you recommend?
Ive heard about FAL build kits, might be fun. what is involved in such a task?
>>29331527
>are ya ready kids?
>>29331527
"He keeps us clean and nicely lubed, but it's be nice to go to the shooting range more than twice a month"
>>29337736
Kek
>>29337548
I notice the enhanced chest and extra large thighs. Very nice. And I'm saying that the red fox is chinkshit because of that fire selector being on the wrong side. (At work on phone, cant see details that well, may be left side ejecting) I realize its a finnish slavshit model, I'm just half joking, half srs that because of the arists mistake it must be a clone, and not the real deal.
I also post anthro raifus because it rustles a lot of upotteheads when they see their raifus and antro raifus. Whats wrong with enhanced fluff models?
>>29337725
I'm the wrong guy to ask.
I'm a bigger fan of muzzlethumping than bayonetting.
>What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
Quote from gun that was shot.
>>29337794
This post is meant for
>>29337674
Since you deleted the other one to edit.
Rough rider 22LR: "I want CCI not Winchester white boxes damn you. At least, I get a good cleaning afterwards."
Ruger LCP 380: "When are you getting that IWB holster? Come on, put that CCP to use already!"
Ruger SP101: "I like the weekly shooting range trips, but quit leaving me in your glove box!"
Springfield 1903: "When's my new barrel coming in? I practically naked!"
Springfield savage 22LR: "When are we going squirrel shooting again?"
Tavor: "I need a proper hard body case already. Also get me that three point sling and tactical light you promised goy!"
Beretta 92fs: "He like me best I get lubed and oiled almost every other day. Plus I get to sleep on his pillow."
I am both glad and sad Upotte!! isn't real life.
>>29337941
>>29337794
Mainly has to do with "Muh Canon" and autism due to the Echiina!! doujins made by Tennouji, himself. Trust me, lots of Uppotteheads get triggered by noncanon due to Eggplant man establishing the characters further. Then there are some that like the demi humans but dislike full anthro (They aren't the same under further inspection of fandoms, definitions, etc). To me, its just autism.
My m39 and m91 Finnish 1944 manufacture
>fuck you 91-30 and m44 Finland will never be Russian clay again filthy fucking commies stay mad you're innacurate pieces of slavshit with Finns you win commies btfo 1993 happiest year since 1940
My 91-30 and m44
>around Finns the ice is thin how do those continuation war reparations taste gg siding with Nazis suumi faggets
>"tovarich plz fire me" 91-30
>"awww yiss 186gr ammo these fireballs will be huge FOR THE MOTHERLAND" -m44
Beretta 92
>thanks for the vogue front wrap grips I look badass as fuck why do you always clean me after each range trip if you want to finger fuck me all you had to do was ask ;)
CX4 carbine
>I don't care that the retard at the pistol range says I'm a rifle I'm a pistol caliber carbine shoot me Damn you go to an outdoor range!
Heritage rough rider
>I promise I won't explode like your other one plz don't sell me ;_;
>Garand
"Where the fuck am I? Where are the fucking Germans?"
>>29338015
Jesus m8, that's a lot of lolis there. At least Tavor ain't too bad, but seems like you have a Black Man without clothes
Walker
>takes a shot of whiskey
>"Let me tell you about the Mexicans"
>>29338054
Ah, thanks for the insite. Also, how does the stock mag barrel etc. Relation to body parts work? I'm confused as to how "in canon" a slidefire stock would work.
"How has the line of your grandfather sunk to such depths?"
>>29338137
I have a ps90 on my wish list. Just waiting on a bonus check from work.
>loli guns
Shut up senpai I like cute things.
>naked black man
Remind me what that is?
SKS
>I like amerika
>I am appreicated here despite my transitional shit role in home country
>I miss simonov
>t-thanks for not feeding me with magazines, anon.
SKS
>thanks for rescuing me from that auction full of sweaty rednecks
>you're the first one who's cleaned me like that
>wait
>what the fuck
>is that a Tapco mag
>and Norinco ammo
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I bought the gun minus a mag and I was so anxious to get it in firing condition I cheaped out on a mag and ammo because I haven't shot anything in at least five years.
>>29338539
You monster.
>>29338360
Stocks have to do with panty type. I assume slamfire stocks have to do with spats, barrel length is to hair length, total length is the total height, ammunition type (Full, intermediate, pistol) has to do with trope (High schooler, middle schooler, loli), trigger guard size and top heaviness equates to breast size, rear heaviness to booty, and fire selection to personality along with other quirks (Integrated silencers, etc)
>>29338462
Springfield 1903 (The principle of Seishou Academy) is an educated black man
>>29331527
"PUT ON SOME FUCKING PANTS!"
>>29338645
Oh hell I forgot about him completely.
>>29338462
>Implying I wouldn't have a bunch of loli guns
Unfortunately, I must wait till the court battle between the government and the firarms store wrap up
>>29331527
Springfeild 1911: "limpar -me seu imbecil !"
>m1
Thank you for developing the wrist strength to remove my gas port and clean me properly you pansy faggot
>mosin
[incoherent russian screaming]
91/30
>I glad I no longer must eat salty munitions
>Did you of put Soviet heralds on case just for me? I love.
>Please to careful of bayonet in door
>I hear story of "Skinwalker", when will we remove?
>Stupid Romanian of looking at me again. She not know of great struggle I endured.
>Who is little black one? Look like fascist.
Mossy 500
>WHY DON'T YOU EVER CLEAN ME? YOU CLEAN THE OTHERS, BUT NEVER ME!
WASR
>Much glad to be favorite!
>New wood smell of battlefield...
>I no like "WOLF"! Want "TIGER"!
>New black plastic f-feels of draft
>Mosina is of complain again
>Back to wood? Ok..
>Little one is new friend for me?
>Why plastic again? Make up mind!
92FS
>Why-a you no take me with? I promise I fit.
>Why big rifle hate me?
>>29339183
>shave your pubes
FUCKING KEK
>>29339183
I kek'd, good one anon.
>Finnish mosin
There wouldn't be many words
SKS, SR9, S&W .357 mag
>Please shoot us for fucks sake!
St Louis and no cars sucks.
>>29334921
underrated post
>>29331527
why wont you shoot me?
do you not love me?
[in unison]
Fucking. God. Damn. This. Thread.
I had this whole thing run through my head about my M44 now. I'm going to set the old girl on my lap while I type this up.
>Hey comrade, I know it has been a while since we've had fun together.
>But even if you have less time for me, I understand. I know you have a lot of other old beat up rifles more special than me to take care of now.
>Do you remember when we first met?
>How my old owner comrade took me from his case and showed me to you?
>I laughed at first. You were a sweaty nervous mess.
>But even though I wasn't anything special, you looked at me with amazement and handed my old owner two paper bills and set me in your car.
>I thought that would be it, that you would do the same as he did and set me in your safe and leave me there.
>You didn't, though.
>Instead, you took me into your room and sat me down on your lap while you admired me top to bottom.
>I was so happy when I found out I was your only rifle. Your first rifle.
>Do you remember when you first took me to the range? The first time you had ever shot a gun?
>They wouldn't let you shoot the ammo made at home. You payed for the expensive stuff from Serbia.
>I remember your first pull. It was wonderful finally getting used again.
>You even put my bayonet out!
>I was so happy that I didn't even notice how much I was smacking into your shoulder.
>I remember you cleaning me up after shooting, how you laughed about the small bruises on your arm.
>And even after I thought you would grow bored of me, you still held me and admired my markings, parts, and even dings on my stock.
>I'm still happy that you brought me home.
>Even though you spend all your time with your newer American rifle, and you have many more interesting rifles from many other militaries, I am happy here with you.
>I just wish you would take me out to the range more.
>I miss you, comrade.
I don't know why I did this. This thread hurts me.
>Polish M44
When you introduce me to lady friend's grandpa? I want to hear of the old country
>Italian Vetterli carbine
I spilled Austrian blood on the fields of Caporetto, and haven't seen a live round since. One hell of a dry spell huh?
all of them except my FVSR and Steyr L9
>god damn it spend some money on food for us
My L9
>car rides are nice but shooting would be nicer
My FVSR
>thanks for taking me out to shoot, I like all the new stuff you bought for me. Will you be getting a suppressor for me?
>>29339412
Take her to the range, Comrade.
>>29339412
That legitimately made me feel. I'm gonna get my Mosin out now...
>>29339412
>I don't know why I did this. This thread hurts me.
The fuck you doing. Shoot that thing.
My humble little WASR might spray lead as fast as I can make it, but the Mosin commands the goddamn earth, in comparison.
Went to an indoor 50-yd range with my friends last month. We ran our AK's and handguns like madmen, but one wanted to try my Mosin for the hell of it.
So I brought 20 rounds. And he shot the ol' Mosin while my other friend did shit with his Yugo.
For all the Yugo rapid-fire going on, I could still hear the Mosin's rage, like it would never be outdone. It was so cool.
>CRACK CRACK CRACK
>BLAAAM
>Hatsan Arms 12g.
"Been a while since we've hung out"
>M&P Shield
"He carries me everywhere!"
>AR-15
"I love weekends!"
>M48 Yugo Mauser
"I'm probably the closest you're going to get to a k98k"
>M1 Garand
"I'm worth every penny"
>Remington 870
"Less than a month until spring turkey season"
>FNS
"Carry me again. You know I'm your favorite pistol"
>Lee Enfield No. 1 Mk iii
"I saw shit 3 years before your great grandpa saw shit"
>M91-30
"Take me shooting!"
>Chilean Mauser
"Oh, you remember that I exist?"
>M44 Mosin
"I've seen some shit and have the dried blood stains to prove it"
>Ruger 10/22
"You need to get me ready for your son if you want him shooting at 3"
>Mossberg .22
"Your daughter needs practice"
>M1911
"Time to pick me up from the neighbor. They can't borrow me forever."
>Springfield XD
"You'll never find someone to buy me"
>Winchester Big Bore 94 in .375Win
"Might as well use me for wall decoration."
>AK parts kit
"Finish the build so we can remove kebab"
I.... I don't remember if I'm forgetting any!
>>29339412
You're making me feel like a horrible friend, Anon.
>mfw I haven't got my 43 Izzy out of the safe in almost a year
>>29339732
>>29339777
>>29339778
>>29339824
I am actually having to wipe away tears. What the fuck did /k/ do to me? I'll take her to the range next. She deserves it.
hi power "i got that eagle tattoo a long time ago .can we not talk about that.i mean i was a little crazy back in the day but i'm better now seriously."
Isn't being too attached to objects a sign of high functioning autism?
>>29339883
Everyone gets sentimental to objects. Stuffed animals/blankets as a kid, cars, musical instruments, family heirlooms, firearms are no exception.
2/10 made me reply.
>>29339901
Not being able to identify jokes is also a sign of autism fampai
>>29339820
sell the xd to your neighbor
>>29331527
>remington 760 game master
Cant wait til we go hunting again
why wont you clean
you chronically clean the others
>H&R topper
I know i kick but please just shoot me
>Mosin 91/30
why do you play with my bolt but only shoot me once a month.
buy me a new stock the monster before you cut off most of it and i feel naked
>ruger 10/22
why did you shoot me once and put the marlin in my case.
>marlin 336
thank you for pulling me out of your aunts closet and taking me home
thank you for the scope mount
thank you for the gun smithing your paying for
why did you put me in a ruger case
when am i coming home from your friends house, i really miss you.
>Charter Arms Undercover
thank you for shooting me so often
your getting to be a good shot
why did you scratch my finish with that neanderthals tool you call a punch
i like the holster you got for me.
you really know how to work my action.
My AR-15
>anon built me, I know he loves me the most
>when are you going to buy me a gucci upper, anon?
>Make it official! And a nice trigger, too!
G20:
>this new holster fits me well
>and the tattoo you gave me looks good, too
>I-I don't know why my previous owner gave me up...
>but I'll make you proud!
G43:
>I'm the cutest!
>He takes me everywhere!
>The ladies love me!
>Get your damn girlfriend to shoot me, Anon!
Jericho:
>I've seen some serious shit.
>It was great back home, but I like it better in America.
>>29339412
>>29339777
>>29339778
>>29339824
>>29339845
>Goes into thread expecting cheeky gun humor
>Ends up legitimately feeling horrible
Why do I have to do this to myself...
>>29332523
/k/anada?
>>29339412
Fucking hell I need to go oil my cooey...
>AK47
I'm glad you finally started giving me a bath after our monthly bump fire session!
>Ruger Security Six
Thanks for cleaning me up and giving me a home, young man.
>Glock 30s
We only just met, stop putting me down your pants!
this was embarrassing to write
>Mosin in the corner:
Tell the cat to stop throwing fucking catnip mice at me
>Late grandma's .357 wheelgun in a toolbox somewhere to a pair of pliers
Stop touching me there.
>CZ75 in the mail
Počkejte, musím cítit zasraný hamburgery?
>>29339910
Not being sentimental is a sign you're a faggot.
>>29339412
>just picked up my first rifle
>still haven't had a chance to go to range
>just spent time taking her apart, cleaning out the cosmoline, and admiring her
>kiss her before bed every night
>>29340453
That's one of the nicer SKSs I've seen. She all original?
>>29340474
Think so, numbers all match.
Got it for $190
FEED MEEEE
FEED MEEEE
FEEEEED MEEEE
>>29339412
Fugg, my M44 too.
>We haven't gone shooting in a year, Anon.
>I miss the field of battle
>I was first held by a Russian inspector, then by an Asian soldier, North Korean or Chinamen, I do not know
>Then an American, then many Americans, and finally you
>you shot me a lot, then not at all
>please shoot me, comrade
>>29340499
Damn, that's a pretty smoking deal. Treat it well and you could quadruple your money in two years' time. Mine is an old Yugo with mismatched numbers, but it's an absolute joy to shoot.
>>Glock 19
>I may not have had sights when you got me, but that's no excuse for stock Glock sights.
>>Ruger LCR
>Get your CWP you lazy fuck, then you can carry me around!
>>S&W 686+
>You may leave me in a box most of the time, but at least you shoot me plenty. Your single-action groups are shit though.
>>S&W M&P 15 Sport
Fucking weak cunt, could barely pull my delta ring back. Your groups are getting better though.
>>DDI AK47-S
>What kind of retard buys TulAmmo?
>>Anderson stripped lower
>Wah, what are we gonna do on the bench? *pomf*
>>Winchester 1200 Defender
>Get this tacticool shit off of me.
>>1909 Argentine Mauser
Stop showing me off to people and shoot me, cara rota. And pick up a sling.
>>Ballester-Molina
>When are you going to get around to replacing my grip panel bushings?
>>Ruger 10/22 & Dad's old Marlin Model 60
>We haven't been shot in months, but at least you get us out every once in a while.
>870 express
A new sling and she'll holder? Anon, I love it! That said... CLEAN ME! PLEASE!
>bubba'd Argentine Mauser
Find me some ammo, damn it! At least my old owner took me hunting!
To be fair, the Mauser has ".308" printed on the barrel, so I'm not sure what the fuck I should be doing with it.
>>29340548
Whoops, forgot some meme arrows in there. Oh well.
>>29340562
Odds are, if it says .308 it probably has a chamber insert, but the bore will still be .311 inches wide, which may or may not affect real-world accuracy.
>>29340539
They're pretty cheap up here.
Besides, who sells their first rifle?
>>29340580
Am I gonna lose a hand if I shoot .308s through it? Maybe I should just rig up a pulley on the trigger to test it.
>>29340617
That's a good point. I'm just saying how good of an investment you made regardless. It'll be a treasure someday, there aren't many unmolested SKSs left. I feel you though. I could never sell my Mosin.
i just bought my first gun a few weeks ago, and took her to the range for the second time today. owning a gun has been my dream since i was a child, so sitting here with a sore shoulder and a target with tight groupings feels great
>Ruger American
"i'm sorry you cut yourself cleaning me! when we find a range that goes out beyond 100 yards, i promise i'll shoot really well to make up for it!!!"
>>29340657
You should be fine, but testing from a distance might not be a terrible idea. Hell, try chambering some 7.65 Argentine to see if it even has a chamber insert.
>>29331527
> Soviet 1936 Tula M91/30
> Stalingrad.... was of good time, da?
>>29340676
Thanks anon. I'll try to scrounge up some Argentine for it. And, of course, some .308, not like that's hard to find anyway.
>>29340709
The 7.65 Argentine's not too bad, you can find Prvi Partizan 180gr soft point for ~75 cents a round. $20 with shipping to get a box to your house for testing.
>Ruger 10/22
Someday I want to grow up to be just like you grandpa!!
>Winchester model 70
*Thousand yard stare* Be careful what you wish for sonny boy.. I've seen things... I've DONE things... The horror... The horror......
>AR-15
Relax gramps, we've all killed stuff. Well im gonna get cleaned up and get ready to go out. I've gotta be lookin sexy to impress this Swedish 22-250, she's got a reputation for bein fast
>Remington 870 Wingmaster .20 ga
Wha he talkin bout pa'?
>Browning A5
I tell u whut, ask meh wen ur balls drop ther billy. I don' kno what mr. Winchester bitchin bout, all he's killt is deers an aunty lopes. I've killt 10 times th' mount he did, in goosses, rabbits, and doves.
>Sig p226
NEIN!! ZE FUHRER VILL BE VERY DISPLEAZED IF HE HEARZ ALL ZIS RACKET. EVERYONE BACK IN FORMATION!! DO NO BRING DISHONOR TO ZE DEUTSCHLAND!!!!
my 1944 91/30 PU
>ah it feels good to be in strong hands again, having much fun at the range with such wonderful hand loaded ammo! To feel my bolt moving with such strength and purpose, i am sure we shall be removing many of these facist "deer" of which you speak soon.
Damn you all, i came to this thread to laugh, not to feel
>>29331527
>SD9VE
"W-when you shoot me... d-do you think about Glocks?"
>>29336484
>chink
>bushido nissan, toyota nambu
>>29338539
how do you sleep at night?
that story of old garand going to get melted
i cant find it on my computer
saiga-M3
>let's go shooting again, it was so much fun when we went with Saiga-MK
>take me out more, like when we went to innawoods at night
>i might like some accessories *hint*
remington sportsman
>feed me...
>dont let me rust in the corner...
>i know i'm old but let's go hunting again
>Ruger 10/22
"Why do you ignore me all the time?"
>Topper 48
"I may be unsafe to shoot, but you still love me, right?"
>Remington 870
"I'm bored. Take me to shoot clays soon, please."
>1911
"I know you picked me because I looked slim and pretty compared to those slutty Kimbers and Springfields, but you could at least get some nicer grips for me."
>91/30
"Buy another spam can soon, I'm hungry."
>Lebel and Berthier
"It's much nicer here than it was in the trenches. We where tired of being dropped all the time."
>MAS 36
"Draw me like one of your French rifles
>MAS 49/56
"VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS"
>Krag-Jorgenson m1898
"I know I'm expensive to feed, but you could at least try to take me hunting."
>Ruger 22/45
"Why don't you take me out more? The rest of your family likes spending time with me, so why are you always with 1911?"
>Pietta Dragoon Repro
"I'm a dirty girl, aren't I?"
>Swiss Vettereli
"Thanks for rescuing me from that junk pile."
>Stripped AR lower
"I've been sitting around for over a year fucking finish me already."
>>29343530
>MAS 49/56 voiced by Mark Wahlberg
kek
>>Moistberg 500
"It's OK you don't shoot me very often, I take pleasure in being cleaned and checked every Friday after supper. I also know that if you needed someone to protect your daughter, you wouldn't hesitate to grab me."
>>Bubba'd AK I'm restoring for my cousin
"KILL MEEEEEE" *Screamed in some sort of half English half Russian.*
>>1911 commander
Hey there son, your grandad used to rely on me, and his brother before that, just remember that if you ever get a CWP I'll be here, you know you love muh trigger.
I never realized how much I love my guns...fucking /k/
>>29331527
>"I've been sitting around for over a year fucking finish me already."
Jesus if my 80% AK receiver could talk...
Alright.
>Remington 870
Dear God. What have you done to me? Where's my wood? WHERE'S MY WOOOOOOD!?
>Glenfield 760
*nervously glancing at 870* W-w-we're cool, right? Hahah....
>Sioux .410 break-action
Fix my trigger guard, man. Fuck.
>Glenfield model 70
I'm sorry I only properly shoot every other round, anon. Please shoot me more often.
>Mosin Nagant
Ah! Comrade! When are we going back out? Also, my barrel could use some more scrubbing.
>Converted Saiga
Thank you for making me whole again, comrade.
>AR
Sight in our new optic, bro.
>M16A1 clone
I appreciate the retro look, father. But I can't help but be slightly jealous of brother.
>Makarov
I'm sorry I get snappy with you sometimes. Please shoot me more. :(
>USP .45
I've seen my use. I appreciate my new, relaxed lifestyle.
>Beretta 92FS Compact
Could you put on an undershirt or something? I'm tired of being pushed up against your sweat ass all day.
>M1895 Nagant
AHHHHHH MOTHERLAND!
>Beretta 92 Brigadier/Samurai Edge Conversion
Don't lie to me. I know I'm your favorite.
>>29344061
Whoops.
Glenfield 780*
>>29333896
>Hillary wart
Preasu exprain
fucking feed me im starving i havent eaten since your grand pappy stole me from that japanese officer
>NYAN
1873 Remington Rolling Block
>Find out what Caliber I am, I haven't been shot in probably 100 years.
1943 Mosin
>Comrades be liking me, they feed with new ammo. It was nice to be of shooting Capitalist, even if toy John Cena.
>Springfield .22
>I was the first, thanks for shooting me finally after only shooting squirrels once.
My parents guns would be angry due to disuse.
>>29331527
It'd probably be pissed I fucked up the rivets on the front trunnion and egged out the barrel pins hole ever so slightly.
It'd be happy I finally fixed the wobbly stock though.
>Ruger 10/22
When are you gonna buy those new sights already?
>Tula 91/30
Oh god clean me please my bolt is rusting oh god
>>29334539
>Also about that magnified you've mounted on me. Get a better one.
fuck you you're gonna enjoy that sightmark as long as i don't have 500 bucks to spend.
>>29331527
The same thing as my wife, "You don't touch me enough!" "You work all the time!"
>>29344726
>not marrying your gun
Faggot
>>29344139
Seriously, I'm confused
>Mossberg MVP Varmint
Why haven't we gone shooting since you got me
FEED ME SMALL GAME
>P64
KURWA
>>29331527
I must destroy Germany
>Please wash your hands after jacking it
AR-15
"Anon, why haven't you taken me out of this case since you got that new Galil? Do you not want to play any more?"
SKS
"Anon, why did you sell me to buy that Galil? Did you not love me any more? I'm sorry I disappointed you Anon. Please forgive me."
Winchester Model 70
"Why don't you pay to have me fixed Anon? Your grandpa loved me before he died and he gave me to you because he thought you'd love me just as much as him. Am I not worth it to you?"
Marlin Model 60
"Anon used to take me out a lot but I haven't even been out of the safe since he got his second gun. Do I still mean anything to him?"
Galil
"My father inappropriately touches and rapes me on a nightly basis please call the police"
see m1 carbine at gunshow with stupid plastic folding stock and some very worn parts
>"help me"
>>29346032
New stock and some new parts later...
>"thanks for the new cloths, I'm still going to jam though."
>>29338054
You've got it the other way around.
Eggplant is a notorious nogunz and extremely inconsistent with his designs.
>>29345826
What type of galil?
I hope it is not one of the shitty knockoffs
>>29346032
Palmer Ordinance a nice shop? I'm near Bremerton so the drive would be short.
>>29336150
This desu senpai
>>29339099
Cute family
>>29346323
Pre-ban IMI. When it comes to my raifu I refuse to settle.
>>29340499
Canada?
>>29346458
this shouldnt make me this hard
>>29334539
get that AR some freaking BUIS
>>29336791
>furries
>>>/out/
>>29331527
"It's dark in here and hell is hot."
Webley Revolover
>When are you going to shoot me? You know the gun store A BLOCK AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE sells .38 S&W. YOU KNOW THIS. YOU DON'T HAVE THAT EXCUSE ANYMORE! THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!
Luger P-08
>What happened to Glock 19? where did she go? I haven't seen her sisnce the last range trip, did something happen?
Glock 19
>You need to remember to walk your dog again today! and don't forget me, either! Last Sunday we saw a coyote on the trail at 4:00PM
AR-15
>You know he wouldn't need a carry piece if he had a dog that weighed more than 10lbs. And at least he cuddles you now and then!
Glock 19
>That's not cuddling, that's carrying, and if you want your muzzle six inches from his asshole, be my guest!
>>29339412
boy thats autism
>>29348503
get out
>>29346458
Filename very related
>>29331527
I see you wanted a cringe thread instead.
>1947 Spanish Mauser 8mm
Why don't you shoot me anymore. I get you're in college and you need to save money but 30 dollars for 20 rounds isn't bad.
>Me
No don't do this to me BB you were my first but I can't be spending so much money on you.
>Mauser
At least take me out of your closet.
>Me
No or else family will kick us all out.
>Mossberg 500
You should fix my safety and hair trigger before you almost kill your two closest friends you dumbass. Also put me back together and take me out of the closest.
>Me
You are getting sold you piece of shit impulse purchase.
>Savage Arms .22 lr
Take me out of the trunk of your car and get a new magazine you fuck wit.
>Me
You fuck right off too you little shit you were also an impulse buy.
I need to really start investing into better quality funs.
>>29331527
"what's this sticky stuff on me"
Taurus 24/7
>hahaha haha I can't believe you bought me
S-shut up, I had just turned 21 and didn't know shit about handguns and you were $280 brand new
>dude.. I'm a striker fired, DA/SA gun with a safety AND a decocker.. I don't know wtf I'm trying to be
Oh well, at least you've been 100% reliable
>>29334921
>>Hey kid, wanna /ss/?
>>29336424
My 870 supermag has been an unstoppable duck gun.. even when freezing rain put my buddy's Benelli out of commision
>>29349044
>>29348974
Anon you are an asshole
>>29349236
No it is just I bought guns at the wrong I could in life during the first year of college when money is the most important thing. I will never sell my first fun though my Mauser is my BB and I clean that bitch every night. The other two guns were just me being a stupid fuck pissing away my money. I suppose that is a life lesson though
>>29349556
Mail them to me, I'll love them for what they are.
>>29349754
You can go fuck yourself if you want my mauser, shit was my first gun and it was the first gun I have ever fired. Literally has made me immune to other rounds. Every other round after firing my 8mm feels like a 22 I love it too much. It may be knicked pretty good but it is my BB and I love her the way she is. Plus for home defense all I would have to do is shoot near the dindu that broke into my house to wake the whole neighborhood and scare him off. Not to mention if I hit the fuck he is going to bleed all over my carpet.
>>29349754
She is now in my lap comfortably resting as I pollish her wood and talk sweet sexy talk to her while sexual healing is playing over my speakers. These are feels man.
>>29349838
>>29349869
I meant the ones you didn't care about.
And wouldn't one post suffice?
>>29349976
My mind doesnt work that way hombre. It is more of a scatterplot graph than a linear one.
>>29346032
cant wake up
>>29339412
MFW I haven't taken my first 38 izzy out in months
>>29344365
>>29344365
Okay, seeing the rest of this thread, I feel like I was a lazy asshole.
Let me re do this.
>Polish AK (Rosa)
Damn dad, why the fuck did you mess up my rivets?
Where did I come from?
Frankly, where do baby guns come from?
>M48 Mauser (Caroline)
Honey, leave dad alone.
Anyways, thanks for finally getting some non Iranian shit.
Also, I'm glad we're finally going shooting again. It was soooo long since we last went.
>Tokerev
FUCKING HELL WHERE'D ROMANIA GO.
WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FEEDING ME.
THIS STUFF'S TASTY AS FUCK.
ARE YOU A CAPITOLIST? I THOUGHT I SMELLED MCDONALDS.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS CAPITOLIST PAPER? IT'S LIKE THEY NEVER FUCKING DIE.
>Jericho 941
mmmmmmm, cheap ammo.
I'm glad you're frugal with your money so you and I can go shooting more often.
I remember the days before I went murdering paper with you.
It was fun but I wasn't really used that often. I can still see that poor fucking goat. The damn thing went and got itself raped. It was fucking horrible. My sights have never been the same.
(Typically about this time it slips into a PTSD dream about goats and angry middle eastern men)
>FAL kit
OI, MATE, BUILD ME, YA HEAR?
I'm missing out on waffles.
Shark waffles. DAMMIT, I'M BELGIAN, YA HEAR?!
(About now it usually starts arguing between the Australian half and the metric half. The stock starts screaming from a cross the room. Many words are shared, few of them in a language that I as an American can understand. The stock is a racist prick though.)
>>29339412
I've legit never read anything on /k/ that effected me this deeply. I feel a mix of guilt because I know my Mosin is itching to be shot and a sense of pride at the same time. I remember bringing home my nugget from the FFL and blasting cinder blocks with it. I'm taking it out tomorrow and shooting it again
>>29348122
Were the hell do you think we are?
"I know this sounds weird but could you take me to the turkish border real kick, I gotta have a quick word with some of these ottomans, it'll take like 5 seconds"
>hi point
"Boy, you callin me cheap when you can barely afford me as is? Y'all best be grateful before I clear out and let Tyrone down the street turn you into a prison princess, mmmm-hmmm"
>AR
Where the FUCK is that goddamn AFG?!
>CZ
I'm still having a giggle at you having to purposely miss the target to qual for CCW.
>10/22
I'm the village bicycle, and I LIKE IT.
>SKS
Even if you never shoot me, I'm still your first, bitch.
>>29339820
Nice to see another anon with a Chilean Mauser
Why must I feel on a board for guns? I come here for fun, not for pain.
>"I know I've been sporterized and my ammo is kinda hard to find... but I-I'm glad I could be your first anon."
>tfw /k/ made me feel for my shitty 7.35 carcano I got for free
>tfw inspect it for no reason at least weekly
>probably not even worth $50
>still love it cause it's my first
>>29353807
Pain springs eternal.
>>29336180
>让你的手放开我,你的资本主义帝国的狗!
>>Let your hands off me, you capitalist empire dog !
what gun is it?
>>29337454
>OPERATOR
>OPERATOR
>OPERATOR
>OPERATOR
>OPERATOR
>>29338015
>Beretta 92fs: "He like me best I get lubed and oiled almost every other day. Plus I get to sleep on his pillow."
MyNigga.Jpeg
>>29353873
Put your dick in her bolt, fuck her silly and call it a day
>>29336905
>tfw no qt3.14 /k/ommando gf
Why live
nothing because it doesn't exist
>>29355019
>Beretta 92fs
>lubed and oiled every other day
Your pistol isnt going to last the year
Jesus Christ get me away from this guy
>Nugget
You may not shoot me anymore, but is nice to rest and remember...
>Enfield
Was anything I fought for even worth it at this point? Guess the sun's setting on jolly old England. Again...
>AR15
Anon, I'm sure you'd like me more if you customized me! I'll do whatever you want! CQB, DMR, anything! Please just love me...
>AK
Why are you whining AR? He has me three years and not once have I felled a target! This stock is nice though...I suppose capitalist dogs do some good.
>USP9c
You do know that I use a different hold over from other pistols, right? How will you ever operate if you're shooting minute of barn door?
>FAL
Please don't get rid of me! I promise I'll work better next time!
>>29354908
Prolly a type 53 or chink sks
>>29355124
not that part.
> X-bolt in 300 WM
"Please shoot me more, I know my food is expensive and the only rifle range nearby is only 100 yards, but pleeeease daddy ;)
> Marlin 60
"Quit feeding me that shitty beaner subsonic shit, I know it's cheap, but I have tummy problems every time"
> Uberti 1873
"Why haven't you bought that gunbelt yet?"
> Old Belgian Browning Auto 5
"That's not where you should point me, no wonder your skeet score is so low. Your great grandfather would be ashamed. Him and me shot a 98/100 back in '78, what's your record again fag?"
> Benelli Vinci
"Fuck you gramps A5, I love masta, and masta lub me, why you haitn a5, is cuz I black? Racist."
>no name double gun from early 1900's
"Please shoot me sonny, I promise I won't explode with the newfangled powders and such. Back in my day…"
My German sports 1911-22
> Hallo gut aussehend, My thank's for getting me out of that curry stinking store. What papers will we be shooting at the range?
> w-Wait! What are you doing?!
> My magzine! No don't look at it!, stop touching my base plate you pervertieren! Ahh, my spring, what, how are you even getting the follower out? What are you doing with that paper clip? Is that a new follower? But it's so much smaller, it's pathetic. You are pathetic!
> It's in? But how ohhh stop cleaning my spring and put my back together. Now look, what was the point of all that? Bullets? No, no i can only take 10 ahhhh!
15 rounds....so...full.....please, be gentle, i'm not made for this capacity....
Wait, no, what are you doing! this isn't a range! oh god a bore! renn weg! bapbapbap^13
And that's how i magdumped into a bore at night. And broke a german guns cherry. She hasn't stop'd whispering to me since. I can hear her at night begging to kill again.
As for the rest of them,
Heritage rough rider.
> Common do it, faggot do it. We both know you want it. You bought that gunbelt and holster for this exact purpose. Switch the cylinder over to wmr and sling me onto those thighs of you'rs and let's go fuck someone up! DON'T YOU WANNA BE A COWBOY!
The lever gun
It's been awhile buddy! Remember me! I'm you're first gun! Man i could use a big loop to make me more fun, or even to go with you on the range trips!. no? Leaving me with dad? Oh....Ok.
The 22 semi auto rifle i know nothing about.
Why he no talk to me? Why he no clean me? I am best gun he own's...
And the 12 gauge.
YOU LOANED ME TO THIS BITCH FOR A WEEK! IT's BEEN 5 YEARS!!!! FUCK YOU SHE'S KEPT ME IN THE TRUNK!
>>29356865
I shouldn't be this aroused
>>29353807
The pain makes the fun all the more worthwhile.
>>29349105
Lel.
>mmmm, rack my slide harder anon...
>ooooooh that round feels so good in my chamber
>ah! pump me faster!
>>29334652
>under rated
https://youtu.be/L8FbGITsjl4
What would it say, k?
Bump
>>29339412
Didn't need this today
Time to bring out all the guns I haven't shot in awhile
>>29337478
>slut faaru
jesus christ you rapist
>>29360929
I'm sorry. I didn't know it would be this bad.
>Wasr
We use to shoot alot , thanks for the drum and the new scope but it doesn't make up for not shooting me .... is it because the glass is to high? I miss when you hold me ... let's go shooting some time soon .... I don't want to be in the closet anymore ..... it's dark and Mosin is always touching me
> Mosin
Bitch , you redid my stock and washed away old owners piss off my barrel and stock. Least take me shooting or piss on me once and a while! Fuck I need to be oiled...
> makarov
I need cleaned , sweat is nasty .... stop putting me away when you get home asshole .... stop using that hot load in me use softer loads.
>ruger lc9
that was fun, lets go to the range again soon
>h&r 12g topper 88
when are you going to shoot me you damn kid. i didnt get pulled out of gramps closet corner to sit in your closet corner.
>mosin
please shoot me, its been so long, dont let me end up like the others.
>chilean mauser 95
i have no stock or bluing and i must scream
>yugo mauser
get this fucking cosmoline out of me
>pile of ar lowers
we have no parts and we must FEED
i buy lots of project guns for some reason, and rifles, even though i have no rifle range to shoot them ;-;
>soon i will add an m1 garand and untouched martini henry to the pile of unuseable firearms.
>>29364661
>>soon i will add an m1 garand and untouched martini henry to the pile of unuseable firearms.
>>29331527
Rhodesian Hi Power:
>WHERE'S THE FOOKIN KAFFIRS?!
German bring back K98:
>Have you seen my dad?
Generational CMP M1 Garand:
>Back in my day *goes on about a war*
Frankengun CAR15 clone:
>HRRPH MURPH DEERRRRRR
1901 manufactured Winchester 1897:
>Back in my day *complains about Indians*
IMI Jericho 941
>I swear I didn't do it
>Remingshit 870
"Why do you ignore me anon?"
>Ruger Security Six
"Fuck off guys, you know I'm his favorite!"
>Colt 6920
"DON'T TREAD ON ME KILL BABIES BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM COLUMBINE TIME"
>Beretta 96fs
"I promise I won't fail to feed again anon, please shoot me!"
>91/30
"Anon, it is being of 2 week since we have gone range together! I am of miss you!"
>Ruger 10/22
"fuck you"
I honestly only feel bad about neglecting the Mosin. She's so good to me.
>>29364886
>miss you
Coming from a gun, not sure if this is a good or bad thing.
>AR
You haven't shot me in a year, all you do is molest me, I kmow you have ammo between your matress and your box spring, asshole!
>M1A
You don't actually shoot me, and I've never seen an actual rifle range. My life is boredom and hell.
>Sig 1911
Hey, don't worry, I'm always ready for some shit, thanks for the wheel bearing grease btw.
>1908-1914 commercial model Luger
Look, boy, I've been around the block more than five times as long as you've been alive, and at least YOU tried to get my insides free from binding up.
>>29331932
i feel
>>29339099
Where did you get the Imperial Munitions on the Mossman? I need this.
Lube me up and rub me!
Help! I'm oxygen is attacking me! I need more lube!
I don't like slavshit ammo~!
>>29336461
>yfw six pack
>>29331527
AYO HOL' UP
*is used in gang shootout*
IS YOU SAYING
*dumped in evidence bag at the police station*
AYO HOMIE HOL' UP
*lost in boating accident*
IS YOU ACTUALLY SAYING
*explodes*
IS YOU SAYING WE WUZ GLOCK 40S AND SHIT?
There's this Browning Hi-Power at my LGS and I swear I spend thirty minutes staring at it each time I go
It's been there over a year now
>you know you want me, anon. all the other boys do too.
>>29367796
>mfw i learn that hi-points are made from the shrapnel of exploded glocks
M&P Shield 9
>when are you going to get your CHL so we can spend more time together?
Glock 19
>I hate it when you pull my trigger so now your finger is going to hurt
Norinco SKS
>thank you so much for the attention and the new coat of oil
AR
>when are we gonna get my scope sighted in?
ASTRA A75
>lol, I'm just going to rust and you're going to have to deal with it... wait... WAIT WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME APART? ARE YOU EVER GOING TO PUT ME BACK TOGETHER?
>>29331527
>zastava .308
thanks for the rail but get a better scope REMOVE KEBAB
>m48 mauser
Thanks for saving me from that redneck who wanted a deer rifle now REMOVE KEBAB
>p64 radom
Buy another magazine that isnt a piece of shit. also when are you going to hollow out that book to keep me in?
>polish flaregun with .410 chamber insert
THIS IS NOT WHAT I AM BUILD FOR! FIND SOME 26.5mm! KURWA!
>sig 2022
*muffled romanche from under the pillow*
>Remington 870
Grandpa is really proud of you.
>Winchester Model 12
Where is Jimmy? is he coming back soon? I miss him but i like being with you.
