Christmas! The season of giving. And giving. And giving. And giving... And just what do you get?
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First for fondling cute Jubjubs.
Maids are olev
Please do not headlock the alps.
Please do not noogie the alps.
We agreed on having a Mono sketch as the OP image
You fucked up Beelzebub, you dumb fly
Just think. Somewhere out there in the universe there is a monstergirl pining over you -- but you're not real, and will never be with her.
But she can still dream.
>beelzeshit OP
Never thought the day would come.
>>14516135
My nigga
First for oppai loli and shortstacks.
Give her the B
>>14516137
alps are for bullying
>>14516140
Somewhere out there, a Yeti falls asleep hugging a daki pillow with your likeness and posts cute fan art of you
>>14516137
Nope. That dumb twink is getting bullied. And then she's not getting dicked.
Fiery christmas wanwans.
>>14516121
Are you willing to sift through all 1893 posts in that hive of scum and villainy for them?
>>14516141
It's the second one IIRC
>>14516137
That looks like the fuzziest, cuddliest headlock ever, like damn those arms look soft.
>>14516137
Wet willie the alp
Purple ppnurple the alp
Indian burn the alp
Wedgie the alp
Swirley the alp
Flagpole the alp
Dump the alp
>>14516154
>Nipple tweaking a monster, even an alp
That'd probably just turn them on
>>14516148
Cute little hell spawns.
I want to cuddle a Manticore.
Not even sexually, I just want to cuddle her and make her feel loved.
>>14516158
I have very rough hands. Once I cut a friend who pulled away from me. Not joking.
>>14516163
I want a manticore to make me feel loved.
But since they are engines of terror capable only of rape we both know that's not gonna happen. You have an admirable dream though, anon.
>>14516163
You're a nice person, anon. No guarantee that she won't make it sexual, but I'm sure she appreciates it.
>>14516173
Shit family, you might want to get that checked out. Cutting people is dangerous stuff.
>>14516176
>>14516177
I don't care if she pins me down and uses her tail to rape me, I'll go along with it. I'll make it not a rape by wanting it.I'll compliment her technique and instead of trying to pull her tail off, I'll try to grab her head and pull her in for a kiss. Maybe even scratch her behind her ears and give her headpats if I can reach far enough.And then we can cuddle afterwards.
Reminder that holsts and minos are colorblind. They're just pissed you keep taunting them by waving cloth at them.
>>14516143
Bayonetta kejourou when? Or, rather, how many times has it been done already?
>>14516181It's not a medical condition, my hands are just really coarse from years of knifework and cement. Don't ask, it's not important.
>>14516134
>>14516146
>>14516148
>>14516149
Spending a nice cozy wonderful time with the girl who loves you
>>14516137
What's the air intake rate on a manticore's vents?
>>14516184
Your so sweet. I wish I had the picture of the blushing manticore getting her cheek stroked for you.
>>14516195
Spooky Wocks and their floating presents, how do they work?
>You will never have a heavily accented bjork MG-GF
https://youtu.be/75WFTHpOw8Y
why is life so painful?
>>14516195
I want to exchange christmas presents with my jabberwock onee-san.
>>14516195
Running from monstergirls because they scare the crap out of you. It's made worse by love.
>>14516189
I think it was done once before but I don't have it.
>>14516203
What'll you do if your wock onee-san is lazy and spends christmas morning asleep on the couch in her panties and a loose shirt?
>>14516195
What's in the box?It's rape, isn't it?Who am I kidding, it's always rape.
>>14516189
At least once.
>>14516208
>KejourouAround hair whores...Watch your doors.
I mean, I wouldn't mind, but still.
Reminder to pat a devil bug on the head this holiday season.
>>14516222
I'll do it with a rolled up newspaper. Repeatedly.
>>14516137
>"Nice vagina! NERD!"
>>14516211
231 lbs. of pure uncondensed rape.
It's a big rape.
>>14516210
I'll have to blush and pretend not to look while sneaking shameful glances every once in a while.
>>14516198
I want to hug her.
I want to hold her close and whisper how much I love her into her ear. Maybe even during sex.I want to protect her smile with every fiber of my being.
>>14516208
Stroking kejourou onee-san's hair until she's overcome by lust and then not letting her get her otouto's cute dick!
Wendigo: 50% Ah, 50% Wa
>>14516236
100% cute
>>14516234
>and then not letting her get her otouto's cute dick!
She'll just wrap her hair around your waist and help herself.
>>14516239
Even horse pussy is better than alp shcrodinger vagina.
No it's not. They're both horrible.
>>14516236
What percent is cannibalism and greed?
>>14516239
A Manticore has 4 holes you can shove your dick into. How many does an Alp have?
>>14516235
Emotional fulfillment is my greatest fetish anon.I wanna make the manticore blush.
>>14516239
>>14516245
Alps are cute. I want an onee-san alp to go with my collection of ideal monster girl onee-sans.
>>14516245
Centaurs can grow a frontpussy, which makes them far better than Alps.
>>14516248
>Shoving your dick in.
No anon, you've gotta slide it in gently.Unless the hole is the mouth. Then it's time for facefucking.
>>14516246
1% cannibal, 99% warm coat
I want to be a fear wizard. I'll curse any monstergirls who so much as looks at me funny with their worst fears. Bald kejouros. Perpetually clean Beelzebub. Humanized manticores. Teleporting caits and prankster cheshires into the sprinkler dimension! DO NOT FUCK WITH THE WIZARD!
>>14516244
Not unless I slap her for wanting to do lewd things to her otouto!
>>14516222
She's adorable, she can get all the cuddles and headpats she wants, as long as she's friendly and honest I'll make sure she has the happiest holiday in her entire life.
>>14516261
Anon, she'll have your arms and hands bound. And you're legs
>>14516249
Love is gay and I hate you.
>>14516255
>Wake up from a nap
>Wendigo gnawing on your fingers
>You stare at each other for several seconds
>Garbled awawawawas
>>14516236
Here we see two Wendigo in a heated dispute. Both are claiming the collapsed Human, but neither one is backing down.
As this intensifies they will circle around the man, aggressively barking at each other but too timid to initiate a fight.
The most likely result is that they will eventually come to an agreement to share the Human as his wives, whether he likes it or not.
>>14516210
>>14516229
Lazy messy onee-sans are heavenly gifts that are to be cherished
We need more of them
>>14516265
I sure hope she's happy having her otouto hating her for assaulting him! Maybe then she'll begin to regret her deeds.
I want a leanan sidhe to find me and help me get better at art
>>14516250
You'll get nothing and grow bitter like the rest of us. Unless...you go for 3D alps?Nah, no one here's that crazy.
>>14516275
She's just hungry. Maybe you should share some food with her.
>>14516272
I thought it was supposed to be one running in circles?
>>14516248
Girls have four mouths!
>>14516276
Zombina probably would have 50 terabytes of Boyz Gone Alp porn.
>>14516287
That sounds hot
>>14516277
He knew the risks.
Centipede
>>14516260
You're going to be stopped by Werebatgirl, villain.
Reminder that the Christmas Cow brings milk for you!
Also goddamn mono draws the best fucking Holstaurs.
>every time I cowpost I get a milkshake captcha
It must be a sign from Hathor herself!
>>14516287
That sounds scandalous, and delicious. I want to embarrass her about her weird fetishes and make her admit she's a rotten girl.
>>14516299
Still stinky.
>>14516299
Can I click it?
Gonna ruffle that hair.
This game is gonna be the end of my dick, I can already tell
>>14516304
I don't know if she'd be embarrassed about it. She's only sensitive about her weight.
>>14516134x is best girl
>>14516309
Oh lordy.
When's it coming out?
>>14516314
>he doesn't know
>>14516309
Oh dear. She's just asking for a dicking.
Beezlebugs look cute and have a wonderful design
>>14516189
>>14516215
We still need an Apophis done up like Bayonetta 2.
Or Bayonetta 2 as an Apophis.
Tomato Tomaato.
>>14516318
But how do you stick it in?
>>14516309
>>14516318
Can't read moon. Are you just hosting a homestay, or does this become lewd?
>>14516314It's already here.
https://youtu.be/g2akD164qx8?t=25s
>>14516302
>werebat
Perpetual loniless in the dimension of infinite sun while receiving a video feed into her mind of couples in love, love she'll never have. You sure you want to tangle with this? All you have to do to avoid this fate, is leave me the FUCK alone.
>>14516265
Then I'll cry and tell kejourou okaa-san that nee-san is bullying me!
>>14516327
Eheheheh.It dooooo.
>>14516323
Or a Shantae Kejourou
>>14516318
What am I looking at?
Cig kiss with Wock? How nice.
>>14516318
>>14516309
So, what's the gameplay?
>>14516335
A self-lubricating heated onahole.
>>14516335
A very busty fairy just begging to get hotglued.
>Fourth straight captcha for construction vehicles
Are you trying to summon Devastator, Captcha?
>>14516338
The 'fights' are essentially catfights and they are pretty much just 100% automatic
The only input you have is the ability to shout encouragement from the sidelines which strengthens your current attack/defense
>>14516330
But what will you do if she joins in?
>>14516215
I can hardly tell the difference and that's wonderful. She needs a cheshire to play with though.
>>14516343
>the ability to shout encouragement from the sidelines which strengthens your current attack/defense
>"If you win you can be on top tonight!"
>>14516343
Who are they having cat fights with?
Random people in the street?
Other girls?
>>14516337
I liked the filename with the guy on the stool, the wock there looks too short
Smoking Monster Girls are cool though, wish we had more.
>>14516342
OOOH! The perspective had me fooled and I thought the hands were part of her. Now I see she's being cupped.
>>14516351
Bitches and whores, probably?
>>14516344
Then I'll cry even more and say that this is why dad left!
>>14516338
>>14516343
You get to take your monster girls out on dates, which involve... well. Pic related.
Have you ever playedany fucking Vita game seriously that console is filled with 'rub the screen' porn games? Because it's like that.
On the bad side of things, there's the usual gacha-game WAIT REAL TIME BEFORE YOU CAN CONTINUE PLAYING in that you use Energy and Hunger.
Energy is replenished both naturally and with a nice vacation to the beach. Hunger is replenished through... food. You have two teams of girls and one of them is basically the 'food run' team, always out on errands to get food.
>>14516351
Other monster girls. Sometimes they join your collective consciousness.
>>14516337
>Smoking
This kills the boner.
>>14516331
Bondage wolf is the lewdest.
>>14516318
>>14516309
>0%
Someone is fucking up.
>>14516360
Huh.
Never played that system.
Is it like Kancolle?
I've heard it's made by the same company.
>>14516361
>He doesn't like smoking
>>14516365
I'm just gathering the 'date' CGs so I can put them up somewhere.
>>14516369
Somewhat.
>>14516360
>That harpy
I need this game
>>14516361
I bet you masturbate to missionary only fag.
In zero-G environments, Slimes have to wear something to keep them from blobbing up the place. Discuss.
>>14516372
Waiting on Youko myself.
I'd be playing if I could into moonrunes.
>>14516194
Is it a magically adhering tear proof blindfold? Cause your plan is going to fall apart otherwise.
>>14516361
Is pocky better?
>>14516370
Smoking is disgusting. It destroys your lungs, makes you horribly irritable, and leaves stains and stink everywhere.My opinion may be colored by my dad having been a chain smoker most of my life and seeing him not be the most healthy now, especially since he's diabetic.
>>14516369
>I've heard it's made by the same company.
Not exactly, it's just hosted on the same site.
>Kancolle
>small c
>>14516372
Haru is the best harpy.
>>14516371
Looking forward to all the Haru shots. Thank you for work
>>14516387
Mamono Mana removes the downsides to smoking and just leaves the cool factor though.What a coincidence, my Dad smoked too.
>>14516360
>Naked Towel
Unf...that harpy knows my fetish and draws me to this game...
>>14516387
That's right, anon. And smoking marijuana makes you eat babies and jump off of tall buildings.And internet piracy makes artists go bankrupt. Good goy.
>>14516359
Anon, he just left to get some groceries.
He heard the commotion and walked in to give you a thumbs up before returning to unpacking the rest of the groceries.
So now what?
>>14516397
Smoking actually does increase the likelihood of you getting cancer, though. Plus, I agree with him that it smells terrible.
>>14516303
>tfw everytime he's here I'm not
I would've asked for that idea, about her opening her coat to her naked and covered in some ribbons, leaking milk under and through
>>14516387How is smoking disgusting? People always say this but I don't get it. Picking your nose is disgusting, from a spectator perspective. Loogies are disgusting. Smoking, eh.
>>14516393
Sorry. It might protect her body, but the smell would still turn me off. I've just been hardwired to not like it now.
>>14516390
You know it.
>>14516395
Who slipped their pinky up YOUR ass?
![vlcsnap-2013-05-09-19h43m06s163[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wxAOGrI.png "vlcsnap-2013-05-09-19h43m06s163[1].png")
>>14516384
>Is it a magically adhering tear proof blindfold?
Such things can be arranged with a little help from the imouto.
>>14516393
Not him, but passive smoking (breathing in someone else's cigarette smoke) actually harms your body even more than actually smoking yourself.
>>14516403
Same here.
>>14516410
>Not him, but passive smoking (breathing in someone else's cigarette smoke) actually harms your body even more than actually smoking yourself.
Mamono
Mana
>>14516376
Is it odd that I can immediately tell the Samus in this edit was drawn by Butcha-U?
>>14516402If you live with someone who smokes a lot, it can wear on you. The smoke smell horrible and can soak into your clothes, it stains your teeth, the smell soaks into pretty much everything you wear, and the smoker's cough is horrid. Not to mention the ashes going everywhere and never really cleaning out.
>>14516415
Please pay attention to the relevant bits, Slime Space Safety is important stuff.
>>14516401
He mentioned he'd be making the sketches in public in his free time so they couldn't be too lewd, which is an oxymoron when its mono because GODDAMN THEM TITS/HIPS. It was his choice to make the Christmas cow though as I also suggested the idea of the goth Holstaur that's been tossed around a bit here lately, honestly as long as we're getting more Holstaur art I'm happy and erect.
>>14516376
So all Slimes in space have to wear latex suits? Nice.What would sex with a Slime in a latex suit be like?
>>14516414
I'm going to not assume immidiatelyy that your're trolling me. How am I killing the fun?
>>14516421
Yes, that's nice, thank you for sharing. Now please post another Slime in a catsuit.
>>14516422
>spoiler
squeaky
>>14516420
Goth-loli holst or what do you mean by holst?
Also, I'd kill for a maid ryu from him.
>>14516413
I'm not convinced until I can be sure that all 4000+ chemicals in the cigarette can be removed. As well as the smell.
Besides, there are other ways to look cool.
>>14516429
Watch out, bud. You're going to end up with a nugget of depleted plutonium shoved up your ass with talk like that.
>>14516434
>Besides, there are other ways to look cool.
Wocks can vape naturally anyway if they just need to look cool. That stuff's 100% MAMONO MANA so you can be sure it'll only endanger your health if you have a fragile pelvis.
>>14516414
Spotted the salty faggot. Enjoy being dommed by minotaurs.
>>14516438
>monstergirl's face when she tackles someone with glass bones disease
>>14516429
my mind went on a tangent about slime mae out of shit
thanks alot anon, I've now got the mental image of a slimegirl version of conker's great and mighty poo stuck in my head
>>14516420
>I also suggested the idea of the goth Holstaur
I was going to request something rather specific from .less if I was to ever get picked during that raffle thing.
But unfortunately I couldn't because RNGesus can eat a dick.
>>14516445
FUUUCK! Me too. I hope you're happy.
>>14516442
Why are they bad?
>>14516442
>should jump off a cliff.
Oh boy, pls continue, I want to see how you are banned again.
>>14516445
>>14516450
I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU~
>>14516431
Have you not seen the conversations about different types/personalities of Holstaurs? One of them was a goth Holstaur, black hair, all black clothes, including a tight black shirt over her huge tits, writes poetry about milk.
>>14516457
A HUGE SUPPLY OF SPUNK TO WRING OUT OF YOUR JUNK~
>>14516450
I am never happy
Holstaurs would go to massage parlors to get their breasts massaged exclusively.
>>14516459
>writes poetry about milk
That was my idea. I even wrote a poem.
>>14516463morphine helps
Guys please don't reply, just report and ignore.
>>14516438
>Wocks can vape naturally
explain
>>14516399
Ask him why he isn't helping his son from the sexual depredations from his wife and daughter!
>>14516465
Anon they have husbands and childhood friends for that.
>>14516459
I can't see a goth holst, I just can't.
Yankee holst, maybe who knows but goth? Would rather have tomboy.
>>14516475
Not all of them.
>>14516473
They can't breathe fire anymore but they can exhale pink sex smoke instead. Only bad for you if your body can't handle an erection or dragon sex.
So actually it might be WORSE for you than smoking...
>>14516479
I want a Holstaur of everybody type and personality, other than the shit ones of course.
>>14516481
Then I'll be their childhood friend!
>>14516445
>slimegirl version of conker's great and mighty poo
there is a special spot in hell for you
>>14516459
>including a tight black shirt over her huge tits
Imagine one wearing a black version of pic-related.
>>14516467
Bless you.
Shame I never capped the poem when I should've.
With thighs like these...
>>14516487
money related blogshit
dont worry about it
>>14516499
Needs to be thicker.
>>14516309
>>14516318
>>14516331
>>14516360
So I realize I'm an utter pleb for asking this, but where do you go/what do you download to play the game? I have honestly been ignoring most of the posts about it, but I'm slightly curious now.
>>14516442
>jump off a cliff
Oh, it's you. You might as well just get a trip at this point.
>>14516490
You are but one man.
>>14516505
First, read this.
http://dailylifewithamonstergirl.wikia.com/wiki/Connecting_to_DMM_for_Monster_Musume_Online
And here's the website.
http://www.dmm.com/en/netgame/feature/monmusu.html
>>14516444
>Holst's, will o wisp's and unicorn's faces when
>>14516507
What would he call himself? Cliffjumper?
Tackling cows
Being tackled by cows
>>14516512
Wisps are bad news.
>>14516509
But I have the willpower to make all the cows happy! I have to make as many as I can as happy as possible, it is my goal in life.
>>14516517
This shall be part of it.
Shhhh...
>>14516523
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>>14516520
I don't believe you.
>>14516515
It used to be bridge. I think he switched to cliffs to spice it up when somebody pointed out how much he used that.
>>14516523
>>14516524
Going cow tipping!
>>14516523
Ill let her sleep
for tomorrow I shall TOUCH THE COW!
>>14516523
You think I could nibble her ears without waking her up?
>>14516529
>still no holstsurus version
>>14516531
If you do it right she'll lean into you to help even if she does.
>>14516523
Gonna put my head in her lap and take a nap.
>>14516525
But its true anon, I shall dedicate my life to making cowgirls the world over happy and I shall not rest until they are all happy!
>>14516523
>hfw she opens her eyes to you eating her out
>>14516531
Are you prepared for the possible consequences if she wakes up.
What would Holstaur cheese be like?
>>14516543
The best way of trapping mice that break into your home.
>>14516542
>molest sleeping holst
>she wakes and receives it with open arms
>get a doting waifu with stat raising milk
Do consequences mean something different in your country?
>>14516543
Mamono-y
>>14516542
Yes, I'm already not wearing pants
>>14516550
The fuck did you just say, nigger?
>>14516540
She would help you along I'm sure.
>>14516545
First time seeing that guy or something? He gets banned at least once a week. We've even got a cap of his shit for easier identification.
Remember to report and ignore next time.
>>14516552
well you gotta be sure you're ready for her wanting to nibble your ears in return.
>>14516497
>never capped the poem
I can try to recreate the magic.
>Milk, that is what I give to all the boys
>Milk, that is one of life's greatest joys
>Milk, they'll drink it straight from the tap
>Milk, it will make them more eager to fap
I want to spoiler an amazon with sweets and ruin her figure!
How do you feel about lolis acting lewd?
>>14516568
Lewd
remember
there is a time and a place for dolls. living or not
>>14516573
>dried out corpses in the background
no thanks
>>14516572
I wanna be a house husband to an Amazon and cuddle her and make her soft with my cooking!
>>14516574
It's not as good as the original was, I'm afraid. It lacks the spontaneous creativity.
Scaring loli holsts by telling them you'll take their breasts away if they're bad
>>14516573
Would make them sit on their shins and knees and hold their heads down while I give them an angry lecture in public.
>>14516573
> those bodies
>>14516576
The time?
Now
The place?
My dick.
>>14516581
Would you want her to try and dress more conservatively to hide her shame or continue dressing provocatively in defiance of her softening form?
>>14516590
She could try to dress conservatively, but I think we're out of outfits that can hide her belly pudge.
>>14516568
Thanks.
>>14516198
>. I wish I had the picture of the blushing manticore getting her cheek stroked for you.
>>14516594
So she'll be sitting there in short shorts that are almost bursting at the seams and an undersized T-shirt thats more a bra than a shirt?
>>14516604
Exactly! She'll be the softest Amazon in the village, but she'll still be my wonderful beautiful strong wife!
>>14516272
>The most likely result is that they will eventually come to an agreement to share the Human as his wives, whether he likes it or not.
The agreement lasts until the man finally wakes up and they run off too scared to talk to him and they go back to stalking him.
>>14516606
So a strongfat amazon with thick thighs?
I can dig it.
>>14516605
I want to make an amazon unable to move!
>>14516479
>>I can't see a goth holst, I just can't.
>not wanting to see a busty, pale, bovine black-haired goth yandere lustily recite you the poem from her confession letter
>not wanting to see damp spots form on her coat as a result of nervous milk leakage
Step up famiglia.
>>14516600
Yo are a saint, anon. Have a tail kiss as my thanks.
>>14516611
Absolutely!
Big thick thighs!
Large soft breasts!
Pudgy soft butt!
A tubby round belly!
These all make a nice soft and great Amazon that should be spoiled and doted on by her house husband!
>>14516578
>>14516580
>>14516589
Don't worry, those are the opponents monsters.
>>14516613
I'd rather one who's deep into occult
>>14516596
Behold an artist rendition!
>>14516621
Don't forget to impregnate her.
She can't do much hunting and fighting if she's got a kid in her!
>>14516618
Too much? Okay, how about a fresh cup of fluff?
>>14516626
Alp not dead! Alp not dead!
>>14516626
It's awful/10
Wouldn't even hang on my fridge.
>>14516627
The only trap holes that matter only work on your opponent.
>>14516634
How could I possibly be dead? My existence is beyond your comprehension.
>>14516635
Philistine.
>>14516631
It looks okay.
The dick is comically sized though.
>>14516640
>Not wanting to stretch out a kunoichi so that you can break her silence as she goes into full ahego.
>>14516628
Oh, of course! I want her to give me at least a few kids! We're gonna have a whole bunch of cute wonderful daughterus, and I'll get to cuddle my wonderful soft wife and smother her with kisses! I'll even spoil and dote on her in front of the other Amazons in her hunting party!
>>14516640
I didnt draw it
might take it to the /d board to get it coulored
>>14516631
Are they bullies?
>>14516653
Sorry friend.
I'm switch.
I'd enjoy pounding her into the bed as she loses herself just as much as I would enjoy her riding me cowgirl style.
>>14516657
>>14516653
I don't see any kind of dom here. Just sex.
>>14516651
I just hope your ready for her to reassert dominance should you act that way in public.
Pregnant or not, she's got to come out on top, stripping you bare and taking you in front of everyone in her chubbier form.
Although she may get a few comments about how her bottom bounces a bit more than it used to and how her milky breasts would get in the way when she fights.
>>14516661
What a diabolical creature.
>>14516664
>indecisive
Not him but what is wrong with enjoying more than one thing?
>>14516664
Or I enjoy both sides of the coin.
Not that I mind if you enjoy fendom.
We all have our likes.
It's like having someone prefer steak fries over curly fries.
>>14516665
She knows nothing would make me happier! If she'd like, I can even squirm and pretend to resist her, only to be pinned down by her large soft body if she'd like.
>>14516661
>yuki onna kula
nice
