It's cold out, so remember to keep your waifu warm.
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It was so dark anons, I was scared.
Maids are olev
>>14508429
Wanna ____ that maus.
Gonna ____ that maus.
What a perfect post to end the last thread with.
>>14508442
[X] Tie up and spank
[X] Tie up and spank
>>14508442
headpat
>>14508447
Indeed.
>>14508442
I want to mouth-feed her cheese and make her wear a latex catsuit!
She's a monster, not your waifu!
>>14508429
Bundle up your daughterus to play in the snow and give them hot cocoa when they come in
>>14508464
That's awfully rude of you.
>>14508442
Disregard
>>14508442
HEAT
>>14508442sniff
>>14508442
Make daughterus with.
Marry.
>>14508470
Man, Wendigo's look so comfy. It's kind of like they're a living body pillow, except even warmer, cuter and fluffier.
>>14508470
Wendigos are cuuute little ravenous carnivores.
>>14508464
Yeah, you're probably right.
>>14508482
Like this, but with NBC gear.
https://youtu.be/8pRihxvk4YY
>>14508490
>that faceis his best one
>>14508490
>thatbelly.
>>14508508
>not the birthing hips and thick thighs
>>14508454
Tig ol' lich bitties.
>>14508490
I want her to berate me for trying to pull out and then passionately leg lock me with those fuzzy inner thighs.
>>14508490
I wanna violate that awawawa
>>14508487
I often wonder how they attain their coats though.
It's such a shame that monstergirls are not well received in western media, or even well known at all for that matter, outside of things like Tolkien-esque hard fantasy settings.I tried pitching a cartoon pilot to a few studios this past year for a series that would have featured a number of monstergirls as regular characters, but no one was interested.If it isn't the next MLP or SU, studios couldn't give less of a shit right now.
>>14508520
Built from animal furs and enchanted to become more warmer, comfier, and space-time bending.
>>14508524
This bait has qualities similar to a pasta.
>>14508524
This is hardly a bad thing, anon.
>>14508530
Makes sense.
>>14508524
>It's such a shame that monstergirls are not well received in western media
Yeah, so sad.No
>>14508524
You're not being serious are you?
CAUTION: I guess you're allowed to click this time.
>>14508490
>Little Wendigo daughteru gnawing on the dog's leg
>The dog looks bored
>"Sweetie, don't chew on the dog."
>She asks why
>"Because the dog's your friend, and you don't eat your friends. Besides, would you like it if the dog chewed on you?"
>She says no
>"That's what I thought. Now be a good girl and go wash up for dinner, mommy made deer tonight."
>"Okay!"
>She zooms off
yoooooo
>>14508497
Meant for
>>14508539
Because anon fucked up.
>>14508542
Holy fuck, those thighs.
I want to marry a harpy!
>>14508541
I'd love to try some deer stew.
>>14508547
I want to FUCK a harpy!
>>14508547
I want to marry a tit harpy.
>>14508541
>Wendigo waifu always makes meat for dinner
>The kids love it
>>14508539
There is literally nothing wrong with mushrooms.
>>14508542
Wights are shit.
>>14508557
Not as shit as your taste.
>>14508541
A regular deer right?
...Right?
>>14508554
Nice try, but you're not convincing anyone.
>>14508561
ayy yo bay b sho me that sopping wet doe cunt
>>14508557
You wanna fight?
>>14508560
Wights are not worth suffering with a Zombie for.
>>14508561
That looks awful in all honesty.
>>14508542
アーサー王
アーサー王
>>14508490
Huh, that face is surprisingly good compared to his other faces
>>14508524
There are mgs in western media
They are just not good
>>14508568
What makes you say that? I think they're lovely.
>>14508557
You'remom isokay.You on the other hand, are ugly as fuck.And you'll probably die alone, like the salty piece of shit you are.
>>14508576
I'm generally fine with Barbs faces, so I dan't have any issue either way.
I keep disappointing my waifu. She's trying to help me become a better and more responsible person but it's difficult to change decades of bad habits.
Sorry for the blog post. I just want to make my waifu happy since she is always there for me whenever I need her
>>14508524
>I tried pitching a cartoon pilot to a few studios this past year for a series that would have featured a number of monstergirls as regular characters, but no one was interested.If it isn't the next MLP or SU, studios couldn't give less of a shit right now.
Tell us more, I'm interested.
>>14508568
Not all Wight's are start off as zombies though, and some zombies aren't even that bad.
>>14508551
Ditto. She is going to have to wear the full bridal lingerie outfit when she rides down the aisle on my dick.
>>14508586
>That Zombutt
You know, I'm starting to get used to the faces
>You will never teach a Mantis to smile using your dick
>>14508600
How's that supposed to work?
>>14508607
obfuscate this more for me, please
I want to be a Paladin who tries to destroy my fallen now-Succubus Teacher, and fail because she has the high ground and become wounded and crippled!
>>14508580
It's literally bratz but with Universal studio monsters.
>>14508609
Hmm, i guess it'd just end up being white lacy crotchless panties and a bra then. She's covered in fluffy stuff every where else.
name a reason why slit pupils aren't best pupils
>>14508632
Because heart pupils exist
>>14508632
They're best when there's a girl with black sclera.
Khepri.
http://pastebin.com/ZMNYMFKC
Thanks alot you faggots. Thanks to your positivity, I managed to improve my knitting skills enough to make a quality scarf in the colors that my Chochin Obake grandmother likes.
Maybe it'll help her stop asking me why I haven't gotten a girlfriend when I'm in college.
>>14508644
>in college
>graduate college
>graduate master's degree
i dun fucked up i think
>>14508619http://exhentai.org/g/884733/fdbe4f52e5/
>>14508644
I'm proud of you, anon.
>>14508646
I want to be a teacher and teach a class of Monster Girl Highschoolers that abstinence is the way!
I want tomake a monstergirl a single mother. Which one is best for that?
>>14508637
noice
>>14508619
>>14508648
I remember a doujin that was the opposite: girlfriend wanted to make her stone-faced boyfriend show expression through sex, but it turns out his expressive face was incredibly ugly, and she regretted it.
>>14508569
How so?
>>14508644
Kanji, we talked about that already
Knitting is helluva gay
I bet you like dudes
Has this been updated yet?
http://pastebin.com/4aGm9tya
>>14508593
As long as you try, your waifu will feel happy that you. Plus you still feel guilt, that's good, that means you still want to try instead of feeling apathy.
Waifufags census.
Just pick something damn it
http://strawpoll.me/6314528
>>14508672
>waifu(s)
>(s)
Shit poll.
>>14508674
Hey, some people have big hearts!
>>14508672
>BERNIE SANDERS
>>14508637
That was some nice shit.
>>14508672
I don't pay for art, but all the art made for my favorite species done here is because of me in some way.
>>14508683
That one looks a little low res.
>>14508672
>>14508674
>>14508677
If this poll was to figure out how many serious waifufags were here, you fucked up by treating waifu in the meme sense.
>>14508687
What girl is she?
>>14508672
>4 (four) alps
We have a problem of overpopulation here.
>>14508687
I think you are a poorfag. Don't worry, we know you love her.
x is best girl
>>14508695
That's a secret.
>>14508696
>We have a problem of overpopulation here.
That's barely enough alps to fill a harem.
>>14508660
Butterface up the ass man.
>>14508701
bait
>>14508695
What, did you wanted me to explain what a waifu is? Yes, there are people with more than one waifu, who cares.
>>14508672
>5 Alps
That's enough to make an Alp Megazord.
>>14508709
What color Alp would form the head?
>>14508709
I want to see that dockingu scene.
>>14508712
Your comment made me think of two alps docking and trying not to look at each other as their petite chests are pressed against each other.
>>14508711
Hopefully a red-haired brown one.
>>14508708
>Yes, there are people with more than one waifu, who cares
People with waifus who take it seriously. You go anywhere where they congregate and say you have more than one waifu, and you'd be kicked out faster than you came for adultery. Similar responses would occur if you expressed interest in a 3d (real) woman, or viewing your waifu as anything less than your real wife.
>But that's autistic
Yes, and your point?
If only the audio of that 'Waifuism and You' video wasn't so shit...
I want a centaur to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want this to be completely unfair because human dicks are all tiny compared to horse dicks!
>>14508718
Isn't that the one guy who says in the video it's wrong to not want a slutty girl, and that you should want one because she's more experienced?
>>14508717
The thing is, some people think they can have more than one waifu, and is well received in KC's setting. Besides, just check the results, what do they tell us?
>>14508732
>check the results, what do they tell us?
That we have a lot of people here who want to be alps?
>>14508735
I think we already knew that anyway.
Alp Pride Worldwide
>>14508735
Just more proof that a /jp/ meetup would end horribly.
>>14508735
Let's look at this from an objective standpoint. If you become an Alp, you get magic powers, wings, benefits from being a monster girl in a monster girl dominated society, get to wear cute dresses and be cute, and have a man wrapped around your finger. Also sex is apparently better as a girl.
Really, who wouldn't want to be an Alp?
>>14508747
Don't be a bitchnigga.
>>14508748
But I want to fuck my waifu with my dickwithout being a /d/eviant.
>>14508742
>Just more proof that a /jp/ meetup would end sexily.
Fixed for you. All these guys want to be Alps. Alps in the setting are guys who think they're women. They're the one monstergirl who can exist in real life and we potentially have a room of them here.
>>14508672
Add a "I want to alp and commission/troll drawthreads for pictures of alps" option.
>>14508742
>/jp/ gets wizarded off to KC land
>it becomes a deathrace over who can get claimed by a real MG before the alp brigade scoops them up
The horror...
The horror...
>>14508765
Honestly, if I ended up in a monstergirl world I'd only focus on getting back here.
Monstergirls are fun as a fantasy thing, but the more I think about it the worse a world with them seems.
>Albino Kikimora
Great or greatest?
>>14508765
Look on the bright side, there's only 6 alps, that's enough for one sentai team and a sixth ranger, which is probably something rare like an Alp Alraune or an Alp Lich.
>>14508772
Sounds neato.
>>14508769
Would you go and learn magic so you can dig deeper and deeper into the arcane arts and find a way to open a portal to our dimension?
We need a cabal of wizards to do that.
>>14508568
>suffering with a Zombie for.
Zombies are cute as fuck, fuck you. Zombies are better than Wights because you get to experience looking after her and being witness firsthand to her zombie mischief, and can remind her centuries down the track how she used to spend hours shaping a figure of you out of clothes that smelled like you, then hug attacking it, before the real you walked back in and she latched onto you.
>>14508776
Why am I filled with a wave of fear?
>>14508772
i dated a girl with albinism. It's not a 'oh, she's really pale' condition, there's a lot of more serious facets to it.
>>14508776
Looks creepy, what is that supposed to be?
>>14508772
I'd rather an albino Yeti
>>14508769
>get monstergrill waifu
>bring her back to our world
>show her the joys of modern technology
I don't feel like shitting in chamberpots, even if they are magic.
>>14508776
Which horrifice am I supposed to stick my wedding tackle in?
>>14508568
>tfw like zombies better than wights
>wouldn't know what to do if a zombie waifu wight'd out
>>14508778
Maybe, but generally I'd track down the Lilim or Lich responsible for bringing us there, and try to bargain my way home. That or just beg and plead with them.
>>14508780
Rotting that can't do anything are bad, they're not worth dealing with.
>>14508793
Luckily MGE Zombies don't have that issue.
>>14508793
Rotting girls*
>>14508789
I wouldn't even do that, Monstergirls would suck in real life, but for different reasons than human women. The world might be interesting to explore though.
Wurms, now in candy flavor
>>14508793
So you're ignorant. Makes more sense now atleast
>>14508799
They still can't do anything aside from walk around and hug you.
>>14508794
>knee under groin kabe-don
This expands dong alright.
>>14508792
What if the being who brought us to that world was a Lilim who peered through dimensions and saw a world with people who actually love monstergirls?How would you deal with her crying and saying she just wanted someone to love?Would you marry her to convince her to open the portal?
>>14508794
I really don't like being that guy, but my boner is demanding a source.
>>14508802
YOU FOOL
>>14508801
I think that would mostly depends on the monstergirl in question.
>>14508802
Also available in Grape Tootsie Roll Pop flavor
>>14508802
blue board brohan
>>14508802
So is this what happens when a tunneling Wurm accidentally ingests jewels? Because I can totally see Wurms seeing this as a major status symbol.Also, what are you doing you fool? That's uncensored nipple!
>>14508809
Looks almost like the "Thanks Doc" flavor to me.
>>14508807
>Thinking this world would love monstergirls
Your forgetting the bible butt bandits and the snackbars and the greedy corporations. My advice to her would be to send in like, five dark matter into the most densely populated cities in the world,shut the portals and check back in a few centuries to see what's happened since.
>>14508807
Hey, I wouldn't force everyone back here, I'd only be doing this to get back myself and maybe bring any others who wanted to do the same. I think you'd be surprised at just how many of us would want to get back to our world if this occurred.If only a few of us go back it wouldn't affect her planfuck no, marrying her would be the most counter productive thing ever for the plan to get home. Also, I'm an autistic socially awkward nobody. Lilims marry great heroes, so I KNOW something is up if she proposes that.
>>14508637
nice
>>14508772
A shit
I want a fat bottomed damphir and her oppai loli, vampire little sister to vie for my affection before I just take them both to bed and impregnate them.
So, how 'bout them lolis huh?
>>14508809
Green eyes and brown skin is the most perfect combination of things to have ever existed.
>>14508831
Under rated fish.
>>14508828
There's just something about blood-suckers, man.
>>14508831
School swimsuits are cute
>>14508794
http://exhentai.org/g/884837/aec16aee01/
>>14508818
>wanting to fuck the world up even more
Come on, man. In this scenario you get to have your monstergirls and everyone else gets to live their lives as they want instead of our fetish being forced into everyone.
>>14508831
That doesn't even look that loli. Seems more pettanko.
>>14508807
>Lilim wanting to marry me
Am I being rused?
>>14508837
I wanna help Remi get big!
>>14508794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4
>>14508837
Yuck, what sickly-looking feet...
Monster girls are filthy sluts and you should absolutely cheat on them at all times.
>>14508843
Never know, something good might happen.
>>14508809
Needs blue flavor
>>14508831
>loli
I think she's just petite. She doesn't look loli.
>>14508851
WHY
THE FUCK
WOULD ANYTHING GOOD HAPPEN?
>>14508850
Only >>14508844 meets that criteria.
>>14508831
Sahuagins are cute and need more love
>>14508843
At this point, it would actually improve the world.
>>14508847
I want Remi to help me get big!if you know what I mean
>>14508720
I want to sneak up on that centaur while she's busy laughing at youand falcon punch her right in the cunt so she stumbles face-first onto your normal human dick.
I want tosavage her insides with my FURIOUS FIST, causing her to thrash and spasm wildly while her mouth is stuck wrapped around your dick by the unrelenting force of my constant womb-punching.
I want toleave her a broken, ahegaoing wreck, her front filled with your cum and her back filled with the ANGRY HAND OF VENGEANCE, before I wrench my arm from her horse-cunny and put on my jet-pack.
I want togive you a wordless, MANLY thumbs up as distant valkyries shred triumphantly on their guitars, letting you know it's all up to you now, before I rocket off into the sky for I am needed elsewhere.
>>14508863
You want her to help you become buff?
>>14508866
That's beautiful, man.
>>14508866
Never stop
>>14508846
To be fair, you did make it to her castle if you're even having that conversation with her.
You probably got good.
>>14508858
>why does my house always smell like tuna?
>>14508866
I was on the fence until the last line.
Yes, this is good.
>>14508867
Yes, I want her to help me train my love muscle.
What monster girl's ass would you kick into the Milky Way?
>>14508880
>got gud
I'm megamanning her servant's powers. If I was gud I'd be doing buster-only.
>>14508887
Assuming I was Gene, any that got in my way
>>14508887
Amazoness. Fully-charged Fox upsmash.
>>14508887
I don't think kicking people into chocolate bars is nice, Anon
>>14508887
Memecat.
>>14508887
But if we're on earth they're already in the milky way
>>14508856
mamono mana. The thing is about as influential as gravity when it comes to laws of the universe. It's like sex gravity. Who knows what havoc could be wrought when five crazy high concentrations of it hit humanity in their epicenters. Imagine it. One Dark Matter. Delhi. Gandharva, Houri, Lamia, Girtablilu, Ignis, everywhere. Another to Shanghai, Istanbul, Sao Paulo, New York.
I'd pay to see a world even a hundred years after. I wonder what the Sabbath would to do australia.
>>14508887
I'd paint a monstergirls insides so white, the Milky Way will gain sentience and cry jealous bitch tears as a result of my accomplishment.
>>14508887
A smug Cheshire Cat.With my penis.
>>14508888
Anon. I'm not sure if you've realized this, but the ability to copy the abilities of monsters you defeat is a pretty legendary thing.
You'd pretty much be the first Blue Mage in that world and that's grounds for a Lilim to want you.As well as powerful spellcasting monstergirls for that matter.
>>14508901
You kick them deeper into the Milky Way.
>>14508907
I want to be a Blue Mage in MG world. Sounds like a lot of fun.
I'm gonna marry a memecat!
>>14508911
The memes, Cat
The memes
>>14508672
I'm not a poorfag but I don't comission art either. I should change that.
>>14508911
I'm going to go back in time to tell KC to never make her profile.
>>14508524
Last MG I recall in Western Media was Medusa portrayed by a hot model in the half-assed Clash of the Titans remake.
Who got her head-chopped off because "lol monster go get her head to kill another monster." So yeah. West doesn't much care for MGs. And yet there are enough of us MG fans to propel EMG to one of the best-selling manga out here. Weird dichotomy.
Hypothetical question anons.
If a Houri appeared in your room and told you that you were the chosen of Eros and had to form a harem of 5 monstergirls minimum and impregnate all of them to save the world, what would you choose?
You get to choose their body types, their personalities, and their species and the Houri will transport them all to your room.
You'll also be given the blessing of Eros, which boils down to "Infinite Semen and no refractory period."If you can't choose, use this.
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
>tfw learned of something MG-related that would probably piss of he thread.
Hrm...do I talk about it? Or no?
>>14508910
Imagine going up to some powerful monstergirl after besting a Sphinx and asking her a riddle she couldn't possibly solve.
It'd be fun to watch her twitch with arousal.
>>14508920
Sure, if they were 5 wurms that didn't mind polygamy
>>14508918
I'll help you build the time machine.
>>14508925
I sense turmoil and destruction lies ahead
>>14508920
FIVE.
WENDIGOS.
>>14508925
Zippity doo, here's your (You)
>>14508927
Anon, you're the chosen of Eros. They're down with polygamy.
>>14508887
Jewnuki.
>>14508596
Sorry for the slow response, logged off for a while.
Right now, networks want cartoons that are guaranteed to put money in their banks by the truck load or they won't take the gamble. That usually boils down to one of three categories.
•Cheap and easy to produce shows that are forgettable but easy to accept and push down kids throats.
•Infinitely toyetic shows that they can turn into giant toy lines that will sell regardless of the actual quality of the show.
•The Not-really-for-kids kids show, the kind that are popular with 20 somethings and the social media crowd
Though I am paraphrasing a bit, if your idea doesn't fit neatly into one or more of these three categories, you have a snowballs chance in hell of getting anyone to hear your pitch, let alone take a chance on you, unless you happen to be animation royalty, and even then you are afforded no promises. It's a tough game to break into the traditional way.
>>14508932
Well, it would probably take all my stamina and end with a shattered pelvis, but I'd do it. I love wurms.
>>14508920
Two Yeti's, two Wurms, and a Salamander
And since I am the chosen one, I'd like to discuss further privileges since I hold the balance of the future
>>14508920
Dorky crow tengu. Himedere vampire. Ara-ara apophis. Wicked rape train oomukade. A holstaur, just because.
>>14508920
I would chose Eros, the Fallen Goddess, the Chaotic one Buried beneath the waves, Poseidon and the Chief God. I'm a monogamous man, so if I'm forced into having a harem, I'd rather not have my sanity as I do the deed.
>>14508939
Trust me anon, being the Chosen of Eros means you've turned into an iron fuck machine that will never break. You could probably fuck a Lilim until she's a panting ahegaoing wreck begging you to let her rest.And you can go for more than five if you want to. I said "At least".
>>14508925
Please, do it.
>>14508936
>implying you'd even have the talent, motivation, and leadership skills to pull it off in the first place
I don't know about you all, but I'd go for art of this between a Wurm and her catch.
>>14508940
What privileges? Because if you're talking about more girls, you're allowed to add as many to your harem as you want so long as they aren't married.
>>14508920
Dormouse, Hinezumi, Were-cat, Jinko, Hellhound, Wendigo.
>>14508947
Well shit. I mean, I'm never opposed to more wurms, but I don't really see the point to having more than 1. I mean, I'm only taking 5 because Eros wills it.
When I was a kid I loved Monster Rancher, but I never touched the Pixies because I thought they were "girly"
Now that I've grown up I can appreciate the fact that both all the Pixies came over uncensored, and how wonderful they are.
Thank you /mgt/
>>14508953
Genki brown bobcut Lamia a best.
>>14508887
Salamander.
If the fight lasts long enough, it's probably the only way to genuinely win her heart.
>>14508920
I don't want a harem to begin with and frankly find this "deal" suspicious as fuck.
>>14508920
Kikimora, Cyclops, Jorogumo, Holtaur, and the Houri (just so she doesn't feel left out).
>>14508957
Demands. As the chosen one , one must have priorities
I demand the comfiest bed, for all of my harem to sleep on in comfort. Or at least give everyone comfy beds. And I demand a larger home, for everyone to live in
Also, since you bring up that I can add more, I demand two Weresheep and a Holstaur. and two Kiki's. And a Werecat to raise
I have other demands but those are secondary
>>14508948
Well, since anon asked nicely, okay!
Found out about this Dragon Girl Dating Sim that a group is making. Looked kinda neat. Just a few knocks against it, such as...
>School Setting>Designs are kinda leaning towards the furry side>And also it's all-girls; ie. Yuri
Not so bad, right?
>No dwarven lich to push the boundaries of science with
>>14508976
Still interested.
>>14508976
Who cares?
>>14508976
Hmm
Well
Hmmm
>>14508974
Easy.
But if you want a werecat to raise just add a werecat to your harem because remember, you're impregnating them all.
>>14508976
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
>>14508976
Sounds a bit like you may be trying toshillit.
>3k words into new story
>just finished character introductions
I fucking hate writing beginnings.
>>14508637
very nice
>>14508920
>Amazon
>Merrow
>Chesire Cat
>Dark Valkyrie
>Dark Angel
I rolled Fallen God right before the angel and valkyrie so I don't know if it counts or not.
>>14508984
Yes yes but she is not for impregnation. She is just for raising
Though, you do bring a good point. Yes yes, add her to the harem. Yes
That is it, since I'm not the exploiting type and I'm suddenly feeling bad for doing it
>>14508992
Try not to feel too bad.
I doubt my stories even get that many words.
>>14508524
I find this very hard to believe.
>>14508992
so don't do introductions
>>14508992
Hah, you think that's bad? Wait until you hit 7-10k
>>14508981
Well, the title's "Wingin' it" if you wanna look into it more yourelf.That pun is not the worst of it.
>>14508990
That's all I ever seem to accomplish. Oh well.
>>14508991
Here? Nah. I just thought it might be...provocative. But then, as has been clearly shown, I'm bad at that.
>>14508992
I can't even finish writing stories, so as long as you get this done you're still good.
>>14508996
Eh, at least I think I can finally move on now.
>>14508999
I'd rather people know what the hell I'm trying to talk about.
>>14509001
There's a ton of different things called "Wingin' It" according to google, just link it.
>>14508976
Frankly, it sounds like a massive waste of potential right from the start.
>>14509004
if you're writing what I think you're writing, it's going to be dry and boring
>>14509001
Yes, because Wingin' It isn't a name used by multiple things
>>14509001
Nigga that shit's full-on furry, why the hell did you think it was relevant here?
>>14509008
Try adding "Dragon" in there somewhere? Geez anon, you could stand to put in a little effort.
>>14509014
See? He seems to have found it alright.
>>14509011
What do you think he's writing?
