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>>60110227
>その画像
>>60110227
その画像
>またこのやりまんを投稿した
ネトウヨとネトサヨは心の病気
>>60110227
I saw this pic a couple of days ago...
>>60110435
yes i alternate between tao okamoto and rila fukushima, the op pic is my favourite
レズスレ
>>60110495
Do you think they are beautiful?
do you seriously plan to have kids?
>>60110495
you have strange taste
>>60110495
Would you still find them attractive even if those faces were attached to less super modely bodies?
>>60110227
This image makes me hungry.
I kinda want to make another thread
>>60110584
I'll never be mature enough for parenting.
>>60110617
Aren't you always hungry?
>>60110653
Because the picure is bad?
>>60110575
yes
>>60110607
no
マスをかく時間です
>>60110653
重複はやめてやー
>>60110653
make it, thanks
>>60110674
no feeding amerifatties here.
>>60110693
yes
>>60110227
310まで流せばいいだけじゃんかー
>>60110756
>オーストラリア人の女の子は寝た
>オーストラリア人の変態男だけが残った
>>60110378
日本の人口は足ります。
>>60110653
i will let you make the thread after this one, but if you dont declare after 300 posts then i will
>>60110902
それすごく昔の写真
>>60110933
oh behave...
>>60110886
二人とも変態男だよ
>>60110617
Anything makes you hungry.
>>60110981
知ってる
>>60110902
黒髪の海洋
>>60110933
>i will let you make the thread after this one,
I don't need your approval if I need to make a thread or not
関西について質問を手伝ってくれた先輩たち、ありがとうございます。
西宮に行ってみる。あそこでアパートを借りるかも。
南には行かないです。
>>60110949
^^
google imageってに探した写真だ。
僕は日本のラッシュ時がどうか想像します。実は違いますか?
この写真をLINEのプロフィールで使ってもいい?
>>60110981
マジかよ。可愛い女の子が来たと思って期待したのに
>>60111208
千代田線か常磐線って電車の写真だと思うけど、最近はそこまで酷くは混まない。混むには混むけどね。
>>60111243
いいと思うよ!
リア充な外人は自分自身の顔写真を使ってる気もするけど。
>>60111208
毎朝ドアに挟まった人を係員が押し込みます
>>60111343
御堂筋線梅田駅やで
>>60111243
おk
かっこいい写真じゃん
あ、そうだ
自分自身の顔写真の方がいい?
>>60111431
マジか!
あび、って書いてあったから我孫子行きかと思ったよ!
>>60111530
LINEの友達がreal lifeの友達だけなら顔写真の方がいいかも。ネットで知り合った友達もいるなら、顔写真は危険!
>>60111530
>ただしイケメンに限る
>>60110967
the last thread went really well, everyone enjoyed my pictures from the asian store
onegai, impregnate my womb gaijin-kun
>>60111558
御堂筋線にも「あびこ駅」があるんやで
>>60111422
楽しそうな仕事と思います。
>>60111702
マジか。大阪全然知らない
>>60111685
I don't want any disgusting halfu
>>60111642
too exotic to my taste
>>60111878
for* my taste
>>60111983
...(´・ω・｀)ハイ
>>60111878
is it because she looks like an alien? shes native japanese born in tokyo
tao okamoto is from chiba
>>60112234
admittedly she looks quite elegant but she's not my cup of tea. her eyes are too far apart for a start.
>>60112234
>Rila_Fukushima (1).jpg
あyy lまお
>>60112355
admittedly she does look like a space raider which a british brand of crisps
>>60112234
Is her bf white?
>>60110227
キリンちゃん 乙
>>60110354
俺を釣るとは
よし、用例だ
『「あっ･･･はぁ･･･」
息使いが落ち着いてくる。裕輔はゆっくりしたリズムで抽挿を繰り返す。
片手で俺の根元を圧迫して欲望を押さえつける。苦しい･･･おかしくなる。
「裕輔･･･あっ･･･許して」
「あんたの中スゲェ･･･いいよ。最高!」
「お願い･･･」』
『思ったよりもアキラの身体は柔軟に出来ていたようだ。
この世界に堕ちてきて、毎日の様に獣人たちに抱かれて熟れきった身体は、アビスの強引な行為にも傷つく事はなかった。
それと朝方までホルに抱かれていたという事実。
彼の残滓でアキラの蜜壺は潤いを失っておらず、トロトロに蕩けたままだ。
挿入の衝撃とショックの為に苦痛を感じてはいたが傷つきはしなかった。
「アビス!やだ!やだ!やめてー‼︎ 」
怒り滾った剛直が一気に奥底まで突き刺さる。
「ーーあーっ! 」
奥の奥まで激しく抽挿されて、犯されて、苦痛のあまり逃れようとするが、頸と両手を拘束されてびくともしない。
ガツガツと音がしそうなほど強く穿たれて、アキラの閉じた瞼の裏では極彩色の星が翔んだ。』
>>60110522
くまみこスレ
おやすみ
>>60112638
she is single
>>60110756
FAP OR SCHLICK?
>>60110949
梅田の地下鉄やな
>>60110981
せやな
>>60111077
ミナミな
キタが梅田
ミナミが難波
>>60112980
whichever you want it to be baby
>>60112892
had she ever fucked a white before?
was her vagina already opened by the white cock?
>>60111431
正解
写真で臭いまで漂ってくる
>>60113015
どっちも、どうでも
まあ、スケベ7ならよし
>>60110522
今、三者三葉が終わったばかり
でも今季は「あんハピ」やな
>>60112980
梅田には興味ある!
難波にはない
ガルパンの映画買った?
>>60113531
でも一度はミナミの南にある
新世界は見た方がいいぜ
難波には
吉本の花月とか
心斎橋方面に歩いて
道頓堀とか
映画ブレードランナーのよう
>>60113812
特典映像が観たい
>>60113976
じゃ、行くのは行くが
住まない
fuck japan
i want to move there :D
>>60114182
Are you a travelar or proxy?
>>60114213
from kp
in Chagangdo
but i want to move to japan still
I'm visiting some family in Japan in Kamakura for the first time.
I can read hiragana/katakana and know some basic conversational stuff (grammar, some adjectives, numbers, etc)
I know basically no Kanji
What are some things I should be aware of when I visit? Customs that a baka no Amerikajin wouldn't know?
>>60114324
when someone offers to pass you food with their chopsticks DON'T eat it directly off them - instead, always use yours to take them indirectly.
;^}
>>60114324
yes
keep your stupid white penis in America
stupid burger eating scum pig
>>60114556
Anata ga daisuki desu
>>60114685
whhy
>>60114259
Come here
>>60114324
Take off your shoes when you enter house. good night.
>>60114182
おお、この旗は
どうやった?
>>60114259
KPって Korean People's Republicか?
>>60114556
おお、この悪口増減、まさしく朝鮮的やね
>>60115031
呼ぶなよ、100%荒らしだぜ
>>60114324
when you take an escalator, stand on the left side
さあ、そろそろ寝るべ
https://youtu.be/_9-MSlp8JK8
くまみこ Dancing Dancing 踊らにゃ損さ村民
中略
Everybody body みんなHappy はい就寝
EVERY ANON
GOOD NIGHT
関西弁教えてくれませんか?
可愛いおさか女子と話したい
>>60115647
「おおさか」やねん
based
>>60115647
もう寝るねん
また明日
これでも聴いて勉強してや
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_iYcV6PTLI
>>60115867
>冷凍食品
>彼はお母さんと暮らさない
大英日帝国
>>60116589
大東亞共榮圏じゃない?
>>60116185
>Camion pizza pas ouvert le lundi
>>60116589
大日本帝國万歳!!!!
支那蓄、半島人老若男女問わず全員虐殺せねばならぬ!!!
can anyone here help me identify what is probably a j-drama?
My elementary school teacher showed it to us back in 2008.
I don't remember anything except a scene near the beginning where a delinquent throws a baseball/some other object at a teacher writing on the board but the teacher catches it from behind.
日本語でアニメを見たいけど、分からない言葉を見つけない、うるさいだな。。。
クマミコってアニメなどは日本語の字幕で見られるのか。
>>60117068
>elementary school teacher
>2008
>>60117068
ごくせん
>>60117319
yes, I was in 8th grade in 2008
u 'avin a giggle, ahmed?
>>60117581
>>60117531
That is Gokusen in English in case you can't into Japanese.
妹のブラはエッチです。。。
>>60117727
>>60117531
oh shit that was it
thank you kind anon, i think i'll go watch it now
>>60117765
no you're ecchi
死にたい
>>60119703
なにこれ?
>>60119742
Paella?
>>60119822
no idea to both.
>>60119127
生きろ
keep living
>>60119938
のー
nooo
>>60117531
I feel reverence for mayuyu with I feel afraid for mayuyu too know much about Japan.
>>60120274
he's a true weeaboo
today is the day i look for jobs
>>60120421
you won't find any on here, fellow leaf.
>>60120421
上手くいくといいね。
I hope everything will go well for you.
>>60120421
嘘だよね
>>60120622
>>60120740
>>60121124
おはようございます
>>60121673
仕事ください
>>60121673
good morning. you really got up early.
>>60121673
おいおい
Komoto Hiroto is god
>>60119127
呼吸をして止めてみる
>>60122183
やっぱり死にたくない
おはよう、日本。
今日は女の子にペニスの写真を送りました。
>>60122374
please share
>>60122557
Blue boardなんです
>>60122374
>>60122374
>今日は女の子にペニスの写真を送りました。
>>60122374
ojsan
>>60122374
で女の子はどんな反応をしたの?
so What did she react like?
>>60122374
スウエーデンで強姦だよ
>>60122374
sine riajyuu
>>60122907
maybe he's actually an erojiji sending dick pics to random girls
>>60122907
>リア充
>>60122765
オッパイの写真を送ってくれた。
How is riding a bike in Japan?
I would like to rent a motorcycle for a week or two in the future.
>>60123196
左折車をバイクが追い抜く時の死亡事故が増えているから気をつけて下さい
Can someone please tell if this dance/march has any roots in Japanese culture or is it just made up for this movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk
>>60123196
Bikes are for faggots.
>>60123518
Is that normal that I find Tomoko attractive ?
>>60123663
you're not a riajyuu so yes it's normal
>>60123663
Not if "Tomoko" is 3D
>>60123518
HOLY FUCK MUFFIN'S !!
>>60112234
>>60110495
>Fukushima
holy christ she definitely does look like she spent a bit too much time near the reactor
>>60123728
>>60123663
Other way around I mean
>>60123663
if you don't want to marry her you're probably gay
i like 3d women
>>60123704
>>60123785
Good, I was getting worried.
>>60123772
What's wrong with 2D girls?
英語を習うためにアメリカのドラマを字幕で見た。どこにアニメや映画などを字幕で見つけるのを知れませんか。
>>60123885
>What's wrong with 2D girls?
Nothing.
If you are 2D as well that is.
>>60123663
Yes, it confirms you're a healthy male, Remi.
>>60123416
get back to your old fiat
>>60123333
quads must be listened
俺、HDになります
>>60124497
hottodoggu?
>>60124103
>healthy male
>>60124585
vous etes une femme?
どうして彼女がもてないのか?
>>60124630
>vous
>>60124925
why is she so qt
>>60124971
you should only use that if you're talking to an old person
at least that's how it works here
>>60124630
Oui, tu veux lécher ma chatte Pérou ?
>>60124925
かわいいのになぁ
>>60125176
because she's miserable like all of us
>>60123946
英語の映画で日本語字幕ってこと?
>>60125176
>why is she so qt
Because anime makes everything cute, even anxiety disorders
>>60123946
>>60125222
Oui, mademoiselle
tu etes blanc?
全く、/a/の人々がいつも日本語を学ばない口実を探している
>>>/a/142193510
>>60125583
Oui, es-tu marron Pérou ? C'est pas bien le métissage tu sais.
>>60125868
>全く、/a/
/a/に戻れ
オナニ一時にルーブを使ったら、いつも早くいきます
>>60125583
>Oui, mademoiselle
>tu etes blanc?
Je ne pensais pas que c'était possible, mais t'es un peu mignon, peru
>>60125975
>>60125352
いいアイダのようだね。してみよう。
楽しくて易して読解と聴解に練習してヴィデオで字幕で観るのが好きだ。
>>60125222
おっぱいを見せてください。
Japanese language is most logical language.
>>60125868
>Can you fully appreciate anime without understanding Japanese?
否(いな)
>>60126048
Peru is a qt m8
>>60126093
お先にどうぞ
巨根うp
>>60126142
god dude that flag is so lame like ugh
>>60126142
Logical people have logical languages.
That's why the German language is a lot like lego bricks.
>>60126142
its so logical that it needs thousands of pictographs
>>60126241
I like lego
>>60126309
This, fucking syllabic languages
>>60126357
Me too, anon. It's fun and encourages creativity.
また死にたくなった
>>60126205
>>60126241
>>60126309
>>60126357
>>60126414
>>60126533
>>60126533
can you speak french?
またオナニーしたくなった
>>60125868
100回にドラグンボールを見るの方日本語を学ぶより易しいね。
>>60126163
通常の根もいいね?
>>60126918
what does the shitakunatta mean?
Ohayo
Shinitai
>>60126871
A little bit. I try my best, and you should too, Peru.
QUIERO CANTAR CONTIGO
UNA BACHATA EN FUKUOKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OX0V3x2P4M
>>60127336
Your French isn't bad.
>>60126142
>Japanese
>logical
Muh, but at least we are using the left brain a lot. So Japanese onomatopoeia covers a much wider range of meanings to create sound-symbolic words.
>>60127616
>anglos
>having good french
they have a really hard time with feminine vs. masculine
>>60127706
>anglos
>not being monolingual
>>60127706
It's not that bad when they get the gender wrong. It's pretty cute.
>>60127489
I wonder how much spanish can the average japanese understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZOLOggfWp0
>>60127800
hey i'd be monolingual too if everyone in the world spoke my language
öhäyöù
>>60127877
おうはいじょう
>>60127706
english is pretty much 50% french words by default
>>60127877
おはよう~
>>60127877
おはようございます
>>60127191
オナニーしたい + なる
オナニーしたくなる
オナニーしたくなった
instead of just "I want to fap",
it's "I'm became wanting to fap" or "I want to fap now".
it implies you were doing something else or didn't even want to fap in the first place.
I think
>>60127954
there's some small details in french that will trip up anyone learning it though, like the aforementioned genders or the really shitty verb tenses we have. who the fuck uses the plural forms of passé simple?
>>60127862
what about if you go to a country where your main language is not spoken and you need to learn the country's language but you don't even try
>>60127877
eau aïe ô
>>60128076
well that's downright foolish, but the chances of that happening are pretty much 0 since i don't even leave my house
>>60128121
HIKINEET PRIDE
>>60127861
well, literally nothing, unless they study it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4i7tbqKWp4
>>60127924
>>60128019
>>60128056
>>60128105
ミンガゲンキ?
>>60127616
C'est vraiment gentil a te de dire ca, mais il y a encore beaucoup d'apprendre.
Je fais de mon mieux.
>>60128121
Well, it happens a lot, mostly among anglos
i wish someone would just give me a job
>>60128163
多少
>>60128248
did you even try, actually a lot of people, even if they were given the chance, they would refuse
>>60128248
it happened to me and i refused, i hate anxiety
>>60128248
Job hunting is a pretty soul destroying process 2bh, especially if you're the sort of person with low self confidence who can't big themselves up.
>>60128336
I sent one resume lel
I want to work but I'm like this leaf >>60128373
>>60128402
>low self confidence
yep that's me
>>60127954
>Read a novel in English
>French words are written the French way, with the accents
>>60128175
Bon courage, si jamais t'as des questions n'hésite pas.
>>60128163
うん、だけどちょっと眠い。
yeah, but I'm kind of sleepy now...
>>60126205
>>60126241
>>60126309
>>60126357
>>60126414
>>60127656
yes, and don't misunderstand me, most logical is not mean superior than others.
i think European language is very systematic.
>>60126142
その愛液悪魔は誰?
>>60128635
竹達彩奈
>>60128635
>愛液
>>60127706
because your fucking genders are all wrong, the table is male
that's the way it should be
>>60128453
>Bon courage, si jamais t'as des questions n'hésite pas.
J'ai beaucoup de questions, mais la plupart d'entre elles concernent la recherche d'une petite amie francaise.
>>60128635
渡辺 麻友(Mayu Watanabe) according to google search.
>>60128754
Ah oui je vois, je ne risque pas de pouvoir t'aider alors.
>>60128747
>table is male
Fuck you, the sun is male and the moon is female you piece of shit
>>60128932
>Ah oui je vois, je ne risque pas de pouvoir t'aider alors.
Tout va bien, le pote.
systematic-----------------------------------logical
European LG -------Russian-----------Japanese
like this.
I want to read French so bad…
>>60129100
learn french
systematic--------------------------------------logical
intuition-------------------------------------------creative
English------Spanish--------French---------Germany------------------Russian------------------------------Japanese
like this.
or translate it into English using Google translate
>>60129100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fbUWY2DUvA
>>60129129
It's so hard for me
When I was at uni, I learnt English, German(only 1 year), but French seems super difficult language compared to these two
>>60128943
何???
俺は雄のテーブルの上で雌の太陽下でお前の母をファックする
>>60129226
>French seems super difficult language compared to these two
>>60110227
Very few Japanese girls can compare to Korean girls. The government of Japan should subsidize plastic surgery clinics, and maybe some Dental clinics.
>>60129315
i love nana
フランス語の教科書開いてみた
読まなかったりつなげて読んだりするからそこが難しい
ケスクセ?とかフレーズそのまんま覚えたほうがよさそうな気が
>>60129300
French phonetics and difficulty of listening trump German grammar.
>>60129226
It's not that difficult, but they definitely cheat to make it seem harder.
For example, they pretend to have lots of conjugations for verbs, but the distinction is only made in writing and they all sound the same in speech.
>>60129385
we don't even use most of them, unless you want to sound like a smug bastard.
hell, i don't even know how to use a lot of them
>>60129330
You have good tastes.
おはよう
>>60129061
そうかな?
日本語なlogicalと言われても
>>60129171
creativeはそうかも
>>60129226
mfw I've forgotten all my French even though I learnt it for 1 years on my own.
>>60129565
>1 years
1 year*
>>60129565
tfw all i remember is je ne sais pas
