Army edition
>tfw I'm exclusively attracted to boyish looking androgynous girls
Who else?
>tfw the SA80 is a piece of shit
gib SLR pls
>>59393342
They're a civilized nation and have tons of regions, I'd be working on this one thing the entire game
We Rhodesia now
>>59393364
nigga you gay
>>59393371
>Civilised
What?
You need to step up your imperialism lad, nothing is civilised until it's painted British red.
>>59393338
*puts Rohypnol in your drink*
Currently executing a jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEdKcblmctA
where's the twat that called me an attention seeker 2 hours ago
>>59393403
I'm literally disgusted by gays though so no
Girls just look better with short hair
>>59393432
It's a game mechanic. Basically it means that I can't go apeshit and annex a multi-region country in one go if it's civilized
>>59393300
Has anyone else noticed yanks wearing the new British army camo in pictures?
>>59393480
Multicam was designed jointly by the Brits and americans
we both use it
Like the F35
OH SHIT
WE WAR NOW
>>59393504
>Like the F35
don't remind me
>>59393525
Open support. War is now mate there's no other option.
heh
>>59393565
>A US that knows it's place
Lucky lad.
Friend of mine is selling a shit ton of Nazi memorobilia + jackets + army wear from other countries as well
gonna grab a Wehrmacht jacket off him and an SS dagger
desu considering my current haircut and the fact I have big muttonchops atm and regularly wear combat boots/US Army camo I'm starting to look a bit like a Fascist
not that I mind
girls dig fascism and I'm swole enough to pull it off
There's something fascinatingly cosy about the thought of being asleep while others are awake
Makes death seem not so bad, you just get in your cocoon and rest there forever while the world keeps turning around you
If there's no life after death then you have the added bonus of never having to wake up; if reincarnation is a ting then you'll never remember anyway; and if there is a conventional afterlife, then you get to wake up and continue to exist in hopefully more pleasant circumstances
>>59393565
based Eisenhower came around
Just farted and it smelled great
>>59393504
>the F35
I vetoed the UN's attempt to intervene on Egypt's behalf. I don't know why I lost Suez since I won the war, but it looks like Egypt is going to annex Sinai
Maybe they'll transfer Suez back after
This mod is a lot better than I expected
>>59393666
>that nighttime map
dam
I should actually buy Victoria2 since most mods won't work on pirated copies, and honestly I'm bored to death with vanilla having put hundreds of hours in
>>59393701
It isn't an actual map, it's just the background for the various menus
>>59393712
Did you get the Suez back?
>>59393712
either way
I REALLY want a cold-war game
not since Darkest Hour has there been anything close
but Vicky has better politics and population/economy sim than HoI
>>59393721
I don't know what the fuck is going on right now
Israel won against Egypt
>>59393745
So you got fuck all?
>>59393738
>tfw Paradox cancelled East vs West
fuck you Parajew
>>59393757
There might be an event soon-ish. If there isn't by like 1960, I'll just give myself Suez
>>59393761
to make Stellaris and HoI4
both of which are pretty EZ mode
though Stellaris is cool and has potential if they keep supporting it
>tfw can't get mods because im a pirate
>>59393745
You think that's blobby, whenever I play as a united Germany I get my arse handed to me by the UK even after I've zergrushed the rest of Europe
>>59393814
sounds about right
>>59393806
Alright keep us up to date on happenings.
Most educated country on earth
>>59393846
it's /brit/ related
you have a time machine that can only transport your one way and only 50 years
would you rather go 50 years into the past or into the future?
>>59393870
future
>>59393846
It's no more unrelated than the average post here so fuck off.
>>59393867
Nice lad.
I feel like most of these events are tailored for people playing as the USA
Woah, the UK has a population of 60 million. Figured you guys were around the size of us (Bout 25m) for some reason.
>>59393921
WHAT?
making an arrangement
>>59393870
Can I bring my camera with me and interact with historical figures?
It is too late for me to stop us from joining the bad guys in WW2 but maybe I can give us a warning of what our traitors have done to the country.
>>59393890
just teasing since it looks like its turned into /gsg/
>>59394001
Can you take a selfie with Oswald Mosley.
>>59394001
50 years ago is 1966
you can't bring anything back but you get some cash and period clothes
>>59393870
past
>>59393958
yank tier ignorance
we nato now
Watching the Long Good Friday
>tfw old London is dead
wish I could live in 1950s-70s London
>>59393958
>when we hit the 50million mark we'll probably be non white
>>59394049
If I can't bring anything back then I would just sound like an insane man.
I could play the stock market, but that is just personal gain without helping the UK not self destruct.
The future is something I don't even want to know about. 50 years and our race will be completely genocided.
we're in trouble boys
>>59393364
that girl isnt so boyish looking cept for the short hair
if she had long hair she'd look normal desu but flat chested
>>59394132
just try to be moderate about it
make billions and use that money to sway the country in your favor
no one with a million dollars sounds like a nut no matter what they say.
>>59393403
but they have vaginas, the least gay thing a man can like
>>59394153
How will you solve this issue prime minister?
>>59394299
I made them successful, maybe there'll be more events in the future
ahoy hoy lads
pulled up pretty well after last night hahaha yay
Is it true europeans don't like peanut butter?
>>59394318
It's strange how it refers to Northern Ireland when you completely annexed Ireland.
>>59394360
It's okay on occasion.
Peanut butter and jelly sounds fucking rancid.
>>59394360
it might be the same as here, where a lot of people hate the mass produced kraft peanut butter but like actual peanut spread
>>59394360
>mfw I hear about people eating it straight from the container
>>59394360
How would we know?
>>59394362
Event is probably slightly broken because of that
I checked and I think Egypt was supposed to be partitioned between the UK and France, with most of Sinai going to Israel
I'm going to do a compromise, take back Suez and let Egypt remain independent
>>59394350
whatd you do lads aha
gf just sent me this
>>59394432
It's great, m8
>>59394432
My sister does this then puts the fucking spoon back in the jar
>>59394443
Well let's just wish on a star that the IRA disappear.
>>59394360
>American food
>>59394402
>Peanut butter and jelly sounds fucking rancid.
>>59394457
Literally one of the fattest things you can do.
>>59394473
Absolutely disgraceful.
>>59394402
>>59394450
got super drunk, called my m8s gf sister a cuck because her bf cheated on her and then hit on her 9.5/10 friend like i had a shot even without the sister being all mad at me for calling her a cuck
>>59394521
haha ok
I unironically eat peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. It sounds gross, but it's amazing. Anyone I've convinced to eat it ends up liking it
>>59394561
whatd u do la
Peanut butter and cucumber is great
My sister is a annoying cunt, but I'd cry if she died, 2bh
>>59394575
pre drinks w friends
lined up to go to some fuck awful club that i despise
slipped away and caught the train home and watched everyones snaps in bed
wahey
>>59394521
did anything come of it?
I-I-I love little girls they make me feel so good.
>>59394682
little girls dont live forever
enjoy them while you can
theyre made for little boys
and soon you'll be a man
>>59394490
If you faggots would actually speak English then you wouldn't be triggered by that post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoUzmRmB_p4
i'm on pluto
i'm on mars
>>59394624
i made up with the sister and we were like cuddling friendly and shit and the 9.5 added me on fb and said i was really nice hahaha waheyy
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
just got in from a night out and its bright as fuck and the birds are loud FUCKING LOVE THIS CHEERS
>If a colonial power (UK, Holland, France and Belgium) gets to the point of loosing some control to rebels, the US will get involved. The US has large WW2 direct and indirect debt demands on those nations, and is given the decision to demand immediate repayment. If the colonial nation can't cough up 1 mil gold, they will go bankrupt. Once in bankruptcy any colonial province with colonial_unrest lost to Rebels will force you to release them.
why is the US so pestiferous?
How the fuck do people get into comics these days? I've literally never seen them in the store. You have to go out of your way to find them
I wish I had a sister. Would you recommend it, m8s?
>>59394788
STFU AND BUY SOME WEAPONS
>>59394818
yea. she has a boyfriend so i'll never be truly friendless
>>59393300
https://youtu.be/ol5Dfs7jqFI
Something decent and Military
Ah yes, the 'replace the character from the book with an American character because how could an American audience possibly connect with a non-American' meme.
Love it!
>>59394794
idk
online I guess?
I only read Dredd but I've been getting that for years
>>59394914
wew
>>59394914
>its a take something not related/barely related to America but insert America into the starring role also black people everywhere episode
>>59394914
really confuses me when this happens. they did it to an australian show, and took away nearly every part of what made the main character who he was.
>>59394989
here they are
the lads
The hardest thing about vaping is telling your parents your gay
>>59394989
makes me laugh every time
>>59394818
no.
>>59394989
We like Bruce more than you so fuck of.
>>59394966
Which show lad?
>>59395001
>>59395006
they look so happy
>>59395013
idc u fuckin cunt go have a pint
>>59395037
>Don't care
Yeah okay Seppo pretend.
>>59395062
kys
(kissing you softly)
>>59393364
yee. they qt.
>>59393529
Sorry to hear familia.
doing my best
>>59395015
rake
the only thing really the same is the fact that he constantly fucks up. his mannerisms, expressions and all this other shit are just weird and off; and they had greg kinnear as rake who is a decent comedic actor so it's telling of the struggle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uno7f5IGAPI
Utter banger lads
>>59395122
Macintosh plus is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
ahh, the french
>>59395145
Yes, how very cultured.
thoughts???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k
>>59395139
>just a loop of the intro slowed down
ah yes the pinnacle of musical creation
>>59395172
It's about pakis or something.
if I do not bang this girl on friday I am going to be quite upset
>>59395245
~8 years until I can try to do the CANZUK decision
There's also a whole bunch of EU events that unlock at the same time
peanut butter is great
>>59395245
the fuck is vining?
>>59395245
>hardcore shitpost on /brit/ once
>get banned
>you and the israeli post stuff like this
>never banned or even deleted
howling
>>59395313
them short vids from the twitter
>>59395296
EU is shit. Did you sort the IRA out or nothing?
buying glasses today probably legally blind at this point
>>59394849
>>59395012
What's bad about it?
>>59395330
They fucked off. Most of the choices in the events were broken since Ireland doesn't exist
reminder that you can measure how sapient a race is by measuring light density in an area of the globe at night then dividing it by the population of that area
>>59395359
Hooray. Good thing you annexed them.
>>59395345
Sharing a bathroom with a woman is traumatizing
>>59395345
teenage girls are bitchez
If Magic Johnson can admit he got AIDS, fuck it I've got herpes
>>59395320
I am the janny mate
>>59395345
my sister cries over the stupidest shit
ate cheese that she bought and she started bawling her eyes out
>>59395426
>he does it for free
Question for Britbros: how do you obtain the "flag of the scum" on 4chan? I've seen it show up many times.
Do you have to be posting from an airport, hotel, office building, etc. with an EU server? Maybe you could try posting with your phones and see if your flag changes.
>>59395426
ah yes
>>59395446
Actually I earn a comfy wage from a renowned British company to remove any posts which paint them in a negative light
>>59395426
>porn
>claiming to be janny
that's a double ban watch urself lad
>>59395320
I dont even think jannys sink so low as to visit /brit/
>>59395482
foj
>>59395475
Literally my 2 favorite pornstars. After them is Siri and Jynx maze
>>59395475
tesco a shit
the little roaches are completely under my control, lads
>>59395296
why doesn't CANZUK exist in real life?
I can't picture anyone objecting to it other than Der Jude
>>59395482
Think you'll find I set the rules round here not you
Wind your neck in lad
>>59395508
>having favourites
Fucking pathetic, had no idea who they were just thought their tits looked alri
>>59394818
I like my sister. I talk to her at least once a weej. Her Husband is also cool. She's 12 years older than me, so I didn't have any of that sharing a bathroom or hormoney teenager shit like the others mentioned
>>59395518
>He hasn't got the all white mod
>>59395518
post empire
desu i haven't played much though
>>59395537
Only in our dreams.
>it's a "girl desperate for attention keeps messaging you because you aren't giving her attention anymore" episode
just let me off this ride lads
>>59395546
>Fucking pathetic, had no idea who they were just thought their tits looked alri
I don't consider it any different than knowing the name of an actor. If I'm in the mood of a daniel day lewis movie, I'll watch it. If I'm in the mood to watch Jynx Maze get fucked up the butt, I'll watch it
>>59395555
>all white
Rorke
Ah yes, what a reasonable budget scheme
>>59395561
not very large, but i've been building high
once i annex my vassal on the right, im going to start blobbing into the weaker states to the south while trying maintaining peace with the death blob on my left
Me on the left
>>59395637
Are the Dethakkans a fallen empire? If they are, they can't build new ships
>>59395632
your vicky looks different
is this a mod or some sort of expansion
>>59395572
>it's a "normie complains about his hard life" episode
>>59395644
Is it weird that I don't like MFF porn? Literally the only porn I like is MF. Even then I prefer if they at least pretend they're in love. Jesus, I have the same taste in porn as woman
>>59395673
NWO mod
>>59395673
It's a cold war one.
fuck off owls
it's only 6:37am
>>59395666
how dare you not give me a (you). My mom is Canadian
>>59395649
no, just one of the powerful starts
I dont think i've even found a fallen empire in either of my playthroughs yet
>>59395677
>Even then I prefer if they at least pretend they're in love
Same desu. My favorite types of porn at least look somewhat close/passionate
birds are plotting something again lads
Gonna watch the simpsons and there's nothing you can do to stop me! mwahahaha!!!
>>59395681
>>59395684
any option to completely cut 3rd world immigration?
>text girl it would be nice to see her again
>"Why?"
why do you think?
Currently at the pub with my m8 lads
>>59395719
Theres a kangaroo outside mate!
Go outside and you'll see it
>>59395730
she just wants you to say it so she feels special
>>59395666
LITERALLY all me
>>59395742
FONT
>>59395727
You can prohibit migrations or use migration quotas, yes. They're just simple reforms that lower the emmigration and immigrant attraction factors.
t. vickypro
>>59395766
nice (You) harvest lad
>>59395677
same lad also not interested in one night stands like tinder even if i was attractive enough
guess i am just *scoffs and straightens trench coat* deeper than your average youngling
>>59395730
"becuz i felt like our chakras were perfectly aligned babe x"
guess kurt cobain lied about not having a gun LOL
>>59395791
fuck up
>>59395677
>>59395790
I don't even enjoy masturbation that much, the closeness seems much more appealing to me
t. virgin
>>59395762
>>59395791
i said "why not?" and she hasn't answered haha might just give up on her completely see how she feels about that
>>59395791
*tips fedora*
>>59395774
i mean only from the 3rd world
other west europeans are fine desu
Love having a car
can listen to whatever I like on the radio and go wherever I want
Jazz and classical are my first choices of course :^)
>>59395819
Call her a slag.
>>59395819
alright let us know what she says back
>>59395819
i just don't respond when they do that shit tbqh
>Jazz and classical are my first choices of course :^)
>>59395872
does anyone even really say or think that
>>59395866
then i wouldn't get anywhere
really need to impregnate this one
don't reply to him lads
>>59395908
She's a lost cause
Cut your losses now
>>59395908
Say that you're in love with her she probably thinks you're joking.
>>59395572
fucking hate it i wish phones never existed some days
>>59395872
desu the public radio is fantastic here and JazzFM is easily the best FM channel
>I don't wear shoes
>JazzFM is easily the best FM channel
if this is something you'd say then you wear an unfashionable hat
>>59395840
No I don't think so, vicky is too simplistic for something like that. Maybe the guy who made the mod did tweak around with the quota immigration reform but I wouldn't count on that. But again, Asian nations do seem to get a lot more Latin Americans, Anglos, Afrikaans, other East Asians and Europeans based on my Korea playthrough, so there's still hope. In this save I kept getting +1000 immigrants with around 100 being Arabs from Morocco and Egypt while Germany also kept getting +1000 immigrants, but they were nearly all Arabs and Africans. Latin Americans and Turks didn't seem to migrate at all due to presidental dictatorships forcefully banning emmigration ala North Korea.
>>59396000
laughede INCREDIBLY hard at this
>i'm a fucking idiot here's a picture of a dickhead in a hat look at me this was as funny as it was 6 fucking years ago and i'm not a complete fucking idiot at all
what does the love of a woman feel like?
do NOT reply to him
>>59396031
like a mum but more stress + sex
who are we not replying to? xD
forgive me, im a bit out of the loop here x
don't tell him lads
@058
you desu
hand over all of your memes
email is in the options box
just have to unlock this tech and we can /anglosphere/ except for the US
>>59396109
>>59396024
Please watch the video it's so fucking funny I've looped it like 100 times and I'm still crying
https://twitter.com/Owen85Weston/status/731402852573270016
>>59396056
honestly my ideal gf is a replacement mom and I can fuck
if you were transgender how would you know?
>>59396125
The Anglosphere will rule the world...
>>59396125
Can you invite any other nation other than Canada, Australia and New Zealand into it?
>>59396145
Ask tumblr
>>59396139
nothing wrong with that, it's what we all want
>>59396137
You don't wear SHOOOZ?!
6 beers deep on a 9%er m8ys
>>59396171
No clue, never played this mod before.
I can't get the tech until 1970 either
literally me looking down upon the insects that populate this thread
>>59396125
>anglosphere without USA
So the anglosphere then kraut?
>>59395959
i kind of wish she'd just stop hahaha
she must think i'm a legit retard if she thinks she can pull this shit and not have me notice
tummy
>>59396240
excellent meme my friend
>>59396137
the fucking smile on the guys face holy fuck
he's right though, fuck shoes
>>59396263
show us the texts
>>59396228
literally me in a tube on a wire
>>59396145
think it's like being gay it's just one of those thing you know really early
>>59396308
i fucked up
>united
>arab
>republic
Hate my life lads
I finally build up the courage to ask the oneitis out and the bitch throws it back in my face like this?
Women are a fucking plague to society
>>59396322
can't imagine that
>>59396306
It's mainly been on faceyb but i am on my phone now so i can't edit out the names
she's only cracked within the last couple of days but it's basically just asking to see me/trying to talk to me/tagging me in shit. nothing mental yet
FANTASTIC album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btDHH3tRqR8
>Cameron 'will hand out 25 peerages after the EU referendum to reward his supporters for standing by him'
>Downing Street is expected to create around 25 new Conservative peers within days of the EU referendum.
>David Cameron will nominate them as part of Government efforts to try to regain control of the House of Lords.
>The move has raised concerns that the Prime Minister could dole out the peerages to supporters who have backed the Remain campaign.
Ah yes very impressive.
just realised i'm the only white person i know with naturally black hair
test
I fall to pieces.
>>59396360
that real, lad?
>>59396412
>tfw brown hair brown eyes brown skin
>mess up a post up on /int/
>that anxious minute of hoping no one says anything before you can correct yourself
