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Special Air Service edition
You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1uKdSOesH0
>>59391431
i WILL bash you
grime
I wonder if/when synthesizing meat becomes a reality you'd be able to buy human flesh as like a novelty
B O R O
O
R
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Special Boat Service
>>59391463
NOT
Worst /brit/ ever
me irl
>>59391498
AN
>>59391477
You don't remember that lab made burger from last year? They had four food critics eating them and each burger cost 80 grand.
>>59391456
I've asked out every girl I've ever liked
>>59391507
FOY
>>59391508
ARGUMENT
>>59391507
FOY
>>59391508
Lel got the full video?
Where do I start, well to pre face I hadn't taken any psychedelics in over a year so I had completely forgotten what the psychedlic experience was like. This dose was probably a little over kill in retrospect, but I definetly walked away a new man.
So it all began with this weird, artistic movie called "Samsara". For those of you who haven't seen the film, it's like a extremely cinematic, emotionless movie capturing the lengths we've gone to as humans for the sake of consumption. I started the movie as I was peaking, or at least I thought, I had no clue at the time what kind of shit storm was coming my way once the film was over. I turned the classical music playing off and played the album b4da$$ by Joey Bada$$ over it. This may have played a role in how I depicted this film since this is kind of a darker album by joey.
Anyways nothing out of the ordinary happened until the end of Samsara. The moment the film end, I take a moment, contemplate what to do next, and then like a freight train, I break down into absolute sadness filled with tears and psychedlic chaos. I pretty much got emotionally raped by visuals.
I finally made my way to the shower after literally drowning in my own tears, snot, happiness, bliss. Took a shower, came out a new man, problem washed away, issues confronted.
Now I'm smiling, life's good.
Kate Bush
>>59391480
Are you that yank who used to go on about marrying her to get your very own title?
me 'n' the gf
>>59391537
>>59391545
did they died
alright lads
>>59391530
no
:)))))
>>59391511
No, I've never read that. I wonder if it tasted normal. Anyway, I guess I mean when/if it becomes the norm
the LA music scene is fantastic tbf lads
how similar are you to your dad
Some of you really disgust me, sort it out ffs
I'm looking for more of 'pure molly' users than Ecstacy users, but if E is your thing.. The more info the merrier.
Some random personal info - Personally, I don't like to do it every week. Usually every 1 1/2months+. And at 125 mg max.
Molly/E is really really amazing. I've 'rolled' easily a dozen times. I wouldn't even say I "Roll", to be honest. I just love the extra mood enhancement and freedom from fear and inhibition. I can dance freely and loosely, I have absolutely the greatest of times with my family and friends. Music is amazing. Sex is phenomenal. The deep breathing. I feel like I'm taking a sigh of relief every time I breath. I feel like I'm meditating while living!
Anyway, just want to share why I love mdma. Now the trick is to bring my learned experiences to my sober life!!! I want to experiment with MDMA more but I don't want to lose the magic. All shared experiences and advice are greatly appreciated
Tl;Dr ::: I want to know how much Mg of weekly MDMA users dose each time.
Do you find that you have had to raise your dosage because of tolerance increase?
How enjoyable are your experiences?
What do you like to do while on MDMA?
Thanks guys/gals!!!
>>59391572
Invade Ireland.
just stuck some chicken and chips in the oven lads
only cucks eat their meals at the times which society tells them to
>>59391574
>converted mixer tap
probably a brit
Has /brit/ ever seen a UFO? Unironically think seeing one would kill me.
>>59391583
Not similar at all
my sister is like my dad and I'm like my mum
Wish modafinil wasn't so effective lads, feel like I need to take it to revise because I get so much more done than usual on it
It's not like I'm retarded and can't focus without it, I am just a super version of myself when I'm on it and it's great
I did 3.5g first time doing shrooms, I was out of my mind enjoying myself in nature. Eventually we all regrouped while coming down when my friend asked me "what did you gain from your trip?" And in a post-psychedelic haze I reply "I didn't gain anything... I only lost."
I blew their semi-tripping minds.
>a vending machine for french fries
How is this not a thing in America? Any Auscunts ever had it?
>>59391599
I ate a five course dinner at 7am today
>>59391583
starting to find similar traits unfortunately
had an awful temper
>>59391545
I enjoy seeing videos of couples getting fucked, it eases the loneliness to see their pain.
>>59391588
Yeah mate I smash a gram every weekend I'm fucking sick innit
>>59391604
Saw one when I was on holiday near morcambe about 20 years ago, they have a lot of sightings in that area.
>>59391583
Complete opposite to how he is now but when I turned 21 my Mum showed me some old family pictures and basically said I act the same as my Dad did in his 20s.
>>59391592
wew i'll take leinster and connacht this war, then go after munster
ah yes
Can a lad get a (You)?
>>59391560
That used to actually be extremely common, wealthy yanks coming here and marrying broke lords so that they could have legitimate titles.
It's why Downton Abbey has a yank as the mother.
>>59391621
No im not a fat cunt
So, I took 3 hits of 1p-lsd 2 days ago and I took three 2c-b-fly pills at 10 mg today and not feeling anything. SHouldn't I feel something or does the 1p-lsd possible have some sort of affect that leads over that can lead over to the 2c-b-fly?
I'll try to specify if not clear. Thanks.
>>59391604
I saw one in France when I was on holiday once, scared the shit out of me, it was really loud too
>inb4 you saw a plane
>>59391645
Thanks lad. The people of Ireland will probably thank you for reversing their grave mistake.
coursework due in 5 days and not finished it yet
fucking hell lads this is going to be close
>>59391621
i can vaguely remember something similar to this here except for pizzas
bet they were horrible
>>59391583
I'm a borderline alcoholic and have a propensity to lose my shit and shout at people if they're being idiots, so yeah pretty similar.
>>59391666
Nice pill collection that is
A little back story.... I like to go to shows and music festivals every now and then, and enjoy partaking in some substances. Usually only twice or three times a year. My girlfriend has flown off the hinge and given me an ultimatum that either I don't "do drugs" or we can't be together. I even did some around her at a festival a couple months ago, and I thought that would open her eyes and show her that what I do is much less severe and "toxic" to my body than drinking for example. I'm mostly referring to MDMA and a little LSD. Any thoughts on how to handle the situation? I honestly don't have the mental capacity to understand how recreationally taking some MDMA a couple times a year is a problem.
tl;dr: Girlfriend is very close minded about recreational use
>>59391580
Louisiana or Los Angeles?
>>59391578
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-23576143
As usual yanks are way behind our burger technology.
And yes, I would try cloned human, just to see.
>>59391662
Wish I were rich, having a princess gf would be the absolute tops
>>59391681
>starting coursework anytime prior to 2 days before the deadline
lol
>666
>>59391669
What kind of noise?
>>59391700
LA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOIaHKBa9uY
This is one of the most invaluable communities I have ever come across and had the pleasure to be involved in.
It's been two years that I've seen the ups and downs with you fellas.
Till the last light in the sun burns out there's gonna be someone cracking a whippet.
>>59391496
Arctic monkeys are shit anyway
>>59391722
hows secondary school
>>59391734
Like this really loud amplified sound, very bass-y but didn't shake the ground. Hard to describe
>140 character tweet due in by sunrise
>only half way through the first draft
>>59391696
Are you tripping right now lad?
Anyway, as always, never change your plans and your hobbies for a woman. Follow your own path, she can come along if she wants.
>tfw spent a few hours on /r9k/ and now too mad to sleep
>>59391604
I once saw lights. I don't want to call it a flying saucer, but it wasn't fireworks or Chinese lanterns and it was too low and quiet to be a plane or helicopter.
It actually terrified me and I couldn't sleep, but lay down and pretended to be asleep in the event it was actual ayys using infrared to peek into houses for people to abduct and as I peeked out of my window at it I would have been a prime target.
>>59391759
>>59391681
this meme again...
we had it just last night
>>59391770
yeah they are infuriatingly pathetic over there
>>59391599
Got any curry sauce?
SWEDEN
>>59391751
Just finishing my second year of a stem degree at a rustlers group and currently on a 1st
>>59391770
What happened?
>>59391770
So glad I left that place behind.
They're not even wrong about a lot of things, just powerless to improve themselves to leverage the knowledge.
>>59391779
the best memes are those posted every night
>>59391790
no i'm white mate
Listening to The Beatles.
Dad is a massive Beatles fan, reminds me of my childhood.
/blog
>>59391813
>no i'm white male
>the battle of hastings was 346,823 days ago
[timefrog.png]
>>59391648
Do you know how I know that's faked? They are sorted by gender as soon as they hatch and the males are killed near instantly before the females are sent of to mature ready for egg laying.
At no point can the eggs get fertilised by a male.
>australian accents
>>59391746
I'm cringing
I'll start out by saying I'm a petite 19 year old white female, relatively attractive, yadda yadda yadda. Anywho. I went to pick up some molly from one of my dealers the other week. If it makes any difference, he's a large black male in his late 20's. I've only bought from this guy only once before, and, while we met in kind of a sketch situation, his last batch was really high quality.
Anyway, I go to his sketchy ass apartment by myself (probably a bad idea, I felt super nervous and noticed some extremely weird tension the entire time) pick up the gram, and end up leaving with an awkward hug goodbye.
"Okay," I think to myself, "that wasn't too bad. I need to get rid of these stupid prejudices."
I get to my car, start the ignition, put it into reverse and.... Bzzzzzz I get a text message.
>"Lets have sex"
I'm not sure if I've ever peeled out of a parking lot faster. I finally replied as I was leaving the complex. tried to pass it off as a joke, make it lighthearted, ya know?
>"I'm good haha"
...a couple minutes go by...
>"I'll give you $20 back"
This guy expected me to whore myself out for 20.fucking. dollars. I was absolutely livid. I don't mean for this post to come off as racist or whatever. I've had dealers of all nationalities and never once had to deal with this. I hope I never have to again.
>>59391815
That's what you get for buying Swedish video games
>>59391823
Which song mate.
>>59391708
It's pretty amazing they were able to do it, but it doesn't look that good, 2bh. Maybe they should have tried something that doesn't have a lot of fat like fish or something to start
>>59391831
>male
nice reading comprehension
How big is your Lauren folder?
>>59391823
Beatles are gay as fuck m8
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE HOUSE CAPTCHAS SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK
>>59391843
Sounds like Manchester accent desu
>>59391843
oi FACk off ya kahnt
>>59391657
Here the bus driver would be jailed because we live in a police state.
>>59391854
Happiness is a Warm Gun when I made that post.
Up there with the best Beatles tunes imo.
>>59391843
Australian women have sexy voices irl though
>>59391865
are you retarded all the time or only on weekends
>>59391803
Just the negativity and depressive nature of every post desu
>>59391857
kek legitimately didnt see that
>>59391721
>Hotdog
>Made out of beef
Is this in the Middle East or something?
>>59391843
I really like them on woman
>>59391865
You're retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzlofSthVwc
just incredible
>>59391879
Agree 2bh and I'm more of a Paul guy. Helter Skelter is also an absolute tune.
anything good i should watch on the old beeb iplayer
like to get my moneys worth for the tv licence
Totalbiscuit is the most fedora Youtuber of all time
My friend was tripping hard on Shrooms when he thought police was at the door - quickly he started dumping KGs of coke and speed in to the toilet. Realizing what he is actually doing makes him stop for a second and go look if they are still there, its the goddamn wind LOL
He is still in dept
>>59391884
lol, women here have the worst accent
>>59391813
If you don't have curry sauce then you are a southerner, therefore you are a paki.
>>59391914
Usually some good stuff on Science and Nature
>>59391887
>>59391905
Mean
>>59391912
Helter Skelter is great if only because it's like proto-metal.
>>59391815
Culturally enrich Ireland.
>>59391477
I've always been fascinated by cannibalism, 2bh
>>59391837
the sorting process isn't 100% accurate
in fact it's fairly sketchy, you need a lot of training to be able to do it
They have teams sorting hundreds per day, one by one. A few could easily slip past the net
I'm only here because I have no where better to be, just thought I'd let you know that x
>>59391912
Not a big fan of Helter Skelter to be honest
Going to stick on Baby You're a Rich Man
>>59391927
fuck up you poorthern twat
>>59391865
And as usual America shows himself to be mentally deficient.
Need...
Night lads x
>>59391956
>>59391927
oh brother, not this again...
>>59391918
what about that lad that reviews fedoras?
or the anthropomorphic fedora that has that haul channel
Munster instead of Leinster because their capital is Dublin
>>59391975
>or the anthropomorphic fedora that has that haul channel
too baked for this right now
>>59391934
Strange that the soft lad would come up with it but he's a bit versatile.
>>59391948
Also a good tune 2bh. Rain is a great Lennon song that was shamefully a B-side.
apparently if you drive away from the city out in the countryside you can still find aboriginals there
their skin is all pale and white, they look funny
>>59391986
>liquoria 2: cold war edition
>>59392009
it's really eerie desu, they're like ghosts
>>59391986
What are you going to annex after Ireland?
>>59391956
Rasheed.
The absolute madman
I'd rather be mates with a Rasheed than a Rorke 2bh
>>59392031
north is the rasheed option i'm afraid
pakis are solely concentrated in london whereas their all over the place up north
t. independent adjudicator
>>59392030
I'm going to try to take the CANZUK decision
no clue if that changes countries
Hello
VIDEO: Turkish AH-1W SUPER COBRA Attack Helicopter Shot Down By Kurdish PKK Operated Rus Made IGLA MANPADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tf3RwwJ00I
favorite animal are elephants, 2bh
>>59392048
although it's good that republicans managed to get trump to win for their party it's dumb that they've handed their country to the democrats for almost another decade in the process
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7JthgTMHDU
remember this tune
>>59392066
>what is Luton
>>59392066
you're in fucking birmingham, literally paki central
the only place in the south where there are pakis is in london, but they're everywhere in the north
there are none living where i live :)))
pic related
Just pissed in an old milk bottle and now my room smells of sour dairy.
for fucks sake lads
>>59392066
What ever you say Mr Kahn, how is Londonistan these days? Stoned many infadels today?
>>59392048
>11%
Wtf is L anyway? Some green/environment party?
>>59392094
Yes and i fucking hate it now because radio stations forced it down my throat for like 2 months.
Rude tbqh
>>59392114
>tfw I also do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Krvl7AEAs
What you listening to lads?
>>59391424
Doing a drive.
>>59392122
Libertarian
>>59392122
Libertarian
Basically Liberal
>>59392068
Sounds good mate. Keep me updated now I'm invested please.
>>59392135
why is 4chan so hard for normies to understand?
>>59392171
what was your (not an) argument going to be?
>>59392166
I'll post if anything interesting happens. No clue how many events there are
>>59392152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>59392152
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7PluBc_kIZQ
>tfw you get in an argument with someone and think of something better to say like an hour later
just happened to me haha
Can I move to the UK?
>>59392108
The north shall rise again.
>>59392162
basically republican without the jesus you mean
>>59392187
Hope you do some annexing lad. :)
>>59392200
No :^)
>>59392152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdDTBMQsLVE
L O S G R O W L E R S
your song reminds me of Real Lies
>>59392135
Is that their official account?
Why the fuck are they posting some random thread?
>>59392200
No, you can only move to Canada or America
>>59392135
I don't know who any of these people are of what they are talking about.
>>59392200
Move to Germany or France
>>59392184
not telling
>>59392227
surely isnt real
>>59392249
I thought I was your friend...
>>59392200
No if you aren't in the EU or coming here as a student it's fairly hard these days
>>59392215
>>59392233
>>59392239
Why?
>>59392245
France's economy is stagnant and Germany will not have any work because they just brought in millions of people who can do jobs.
>>59392207
I think he means liberal, as in liberal, the actual meaning of the word and not this American raping of my language.
>>59392268
Why do we hate foreigners? Hmm... I'll have a think.
Really need to pick up a welding mask so I can wank safely 2bh
wanna buy some pegs?
>>59392268
You're too white to move to the uk
>>59392268
Because we're full, fuck off
>>59392259
nuh-uh
why haven't I gone to bed yet?
>>59392199
ahaha thanks for the epic conversation topic dude ahahah UMMm well lets see
1. youre a nerd
2. i gave you a wedgie in highschool
3. do NOT speak to me or reply to this message
k thanks bye :) x
>>59392108
>the only place in the south where there are pakis is in london, but they're everywhere in the north
you just regurgitated what i said
>>59392268
If you can line up a job that pays £35k and pass an english test you can come I think are the requirements for non eu
>>59392282
You don't want to sell me pegs.
You want to go home and rethink your life.
Finally got in touch with a therapist lads. Hope this works out.
>>59392269
No he didn't, since he is American. Also classical liberals literally don't exist anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYO1-gGWJyo
Any you lads remember Scottish Coldplay?
They were better than real Coldplay 2bh
why do hardly any white people work in take away restaurants in the UK? honestly you'll be in a 99% white town and the kebab/pizza shop still has pakis. why is this?
>>59392289
I was your best-man... godfather to your children...
I gave you one of kidneys for christ's sake
>>59392265
>>59392288
>>59392302
Ah, I see.
>>59392279
Ukrainians are a problem in the UK?
>>59392286
A shame.
>>59392286
>>59392297
you tell me matey boy
Brits are just Canadian cock slaves
>Birmingham isn't in the poorth
>the Midlands exist
Nah
>>59392298
I saw this yesterday
delete it
>>59392297
addicted to being awake
>>59392324
why not get them to make their food desu
>>59392335
Ukrainians aren't but foreigners are in general.
Sorry lad.
>>59392324
Nepotism. The ones who set up the businesses are always non-white immigrants and they all only hire family and friends.
>>59392335
>Ukrainians are a problem in the UK?
they will be if you come here
just stay at home or go to poland
>>59392323
>posting their worst song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFvfX3Mfd9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXatLOWjr-k
These two tunes alone are better than Coldplay's entire discography
Literally can't wait until the British Empire rebounds under Islam.
>>59392341
>>59392356
You should be in bed
The only reason I realised what time it was was because I looked out the window and the sun is starting to come up
>>59392331
>implying i wasn't an undercover neet
>>59392353
ummm try this one of for size :)
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>>59392346
You aren't even a real country anyway.
>>59392379
Poland has no work and it is already saturated in job terms. It is why Poles go to the UK.
>>59392364
Why not make distinctions between nationalities?
>>59392335
you must pick between Canada or America. Wait to see who becomes president before you pick though. I do know there's a sizable Ukrainian population in some Canadian province no one cares about
>>59392335
You cant move here if your planning to do some sort of manual labour job, only Poles and other eastern Europeans can since their part of the EU.
>>59392347
t. cockney with yank levels of geographical ignorance
>gf messages me at 2am, waking me up
>she's recently started talking to a few of my close friends and she's worried about whether they like her, whether she's doing things right blah blah blah
>"It's fine there's nothing to be worried about. I'm going to sleep"
>"way to dump me with all these worries"
>"you're dumping them on yourself"
>"oooOOOOOooooOOoo nice BURN"
Women are fuckin weird man
>>59392395
You only exist to serve Canadian cock
>>59392397
There are two types of nationalities, Anglos and non Anglos. You fall into the second category.
>>59392335
If you really wanted to come to the UK move to any EU country, spend a few years getting citizenship and then there's nothing the government can to do stop you
>>59392382
It's going to be great when Europe goes full Nazi. We can finally have a European partnership united by our common enemy.
>>59392389
And that night in Paris... was that a lie too?
>>59392385
Yeah I've been putting it off for hours now. I can cope with little sleep so i'll be fine
>>59392397
>Why not make distinctions between nationalities?
we do
British=good
Everything else=bad
Ah yes, the 'why don't we all sit in awkward silence' meme in the pub.
Love this gimmick
Now hiring 1 professional wanker.
Starting $20 USD per hour, must be able to discretely wank me off in any and all situations 24 hours a day every day.
>>59392408
talk to her you fucking gimp
>>59392385
im a very silly
>>59392408
could not fucking handle that
one lad in group chat said "maybe" to going out for one of the girls birthday and they ALL went on a girl power trip saying things like "well dont come then all of you :) x"
>>59392407
Nah it's just bollocks than the Midlands have a distinct enough identity to split england 3 ways as a first division
>>59392408
why are conversations with women so unrewarding?
>>59392431
What should I message the internet gf before I go to bed
>>59392408
Dump her
Literally couldn't have a relationship with somebody that is capable of that sort of arsehole behavior
>>59392422
>gets his citizenship
>a week later we leave the EU
>mfw
>>59392397
Are you an attractive woman? You might want to try and bag a wealthy man and come here that way.
>>59392446
you have to cash in your points at the prize shop
>>59392449
had a look at these comics
load of bollocks desu, all just "feel sorry for me because im a fucking boring prick cunt"
>>59392463
No, if I was I would already have done that.
>>59392462
Is this that stupid Argentinian cartoon or something else?
>>59392443
Can confirm, I hate to pick I side but I hate when people say "oh you're a midlander". Cheshire has more to do with the North than the South and I'm definitely no fucking Brummie paki
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
>>59392416
You belong to me.
Comfiest gimmick in /brit/
Would love to know the backstory
>>59392408
she fancies one of them and wants you to tell her if he's said anything about her lol
>>59392483
I've no idea, I've literally had it on my PC since like 2011
>>59392484
>implying anyone would ever claim cheshire to be part of the midlands
fuck up poortherner
>had a look at these comics
>load of bollocks desu, all just "feel sorry for me because im a fucking boring prick cunt"
>>59392475
struck a nerve eh normie
>>59392518
Northerners and Southerners both try to palm us off which is fucking weird because it's not like we're a shithole (mostly)
balkanise the ting
>>59392496
fitizen met her on the bus one day and smashed her
>>59392514
It might be this I think or a similar style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g
>>59392489
Best movie speech ever
