god save the queen edition
maisie
*blows the janny conch*
wh-what is happening
janny is a yank lads what do you reckon?
>>59388568
janitor is trying to destroy british culture
why does every normie describe themselves as sarcastic
"haha watch out for my wicked sarcasm guys im more sarcastic than the average bear teedelehee"
Don't think janny is going to get a bonus this year
think janny doesn't want to be mentioned in the op
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=117665061
this girl needs to stop doing whatever shes doing
>Janny deletes this thread too
gf just snapchat me this
>>59388659
happened to me too but man bust case
>>59388659
you do not badmouth the hacker known as 4chan
>>59388618
gets more vile the more you scroll down
just watched dead mans shoes didnt understand
normies are still arguing, loudly
>this is the last time you'll see my face you bitch
2 seconds later
>what the fuck is wrong with you you bitch
>>59388758
call the police
>>59388758
shout FOY out the window
>>59388755
£0.00 or $0.00 if he's a yank
boss man at the shop gave me the kapow one of these
>>59388786
even better, a loud shrieking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
related
>>59388795
None of those are right.
Why did joot let janny out of his cage?
>>59388800
was the amount you paid equivalent to the salary of the janitorial staff?
>>59388755
lets just say he gets paid as much as I do
most of you guys are just fucking straight up fedora let's be honest
>>59388828
it is chocolate salty balls you muppet
t. south park connoisseur
guys how do i convince my gf an open relation ship is a bad idea
we haven't even had sex yet
>>59388828
what? It's Chocolate Salty Balls, isn't it?
>>59388833
paid like 50p
asked for a cheapo one and he said he was feeling generous so gave me the clipper one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k565tcLW4A0
Howling
>>59388928
TheChase producers confirmed /brit/ lurkers
>>59388856
you may have a gf but at least i have my vast intellect
>>59388964
>Lurkers
>implying Bradley walsh doesn't regularly post
>>59388856
not me 2bh
>>59388856
Yea right m80
THUNDER AND LIGHTING
IT'S GETTING EXCITING
how did this not win Europe asks.
that bored i've ventured into /britfeel/ to see how the other half live
>>59389121
What's it like?
Milf's gone to bed already
Fucking joke
>>59389192
haha holy shit thats my post haha
>>59389237
lazy fat fuck
>>59389237
post tray
have to poo
Post pictures of dark skinned women
>tfw used to have a black fwb with the most perfect soles
>>59389121
>>59389237
robots out
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59389274
Fuck that id have to go downstairs
>>59389253
Im skinny you fag
>>59389321
do it you lazy skelly fuck
>>59389299
Youre in my thread you cunt
is anyone else here scottish and really cannot fucking stand scottish twitter
i need to know im not the only one
>>59389352
you're not carafag fuck off
*pees on /brit/*
this is now my territory
>>59389340
FINE
giv me a min
>push button
>don't receive bacon
>>59389367
och aye the noo
local dominos used to be open til 4am on fridays/saturdays now it shuts at 12
annoying desu would defo order one now
>>59389391
That's a high quality pepe you have there.
>>59389395
whats the better deal for £6
>one medium 2 topping
>one large 1 topping
>>59389395
closest one to me is 24 hours wahey
>>59389425
the large one of course
bit of a boring cunt but am a fan of margarita
>>59389367
if yae dinnae understand dinnae retweet
>>59389391
It's kind of ironic that le bacon is a meme with yanks when they don't actually have bacon.
>>59389460
>margarita
opinion discarded
>>59389423
I was part of the market before the crash.
going to bed night x
>>59389383
*glasses you*
Yanks get what they deserve.
saw SO many coppers driving home
the /r9k/ thread needs more pictures there's too much text
*FRRRRRPPPBBPBPBT*
>>59389450
there's a 24 hour one 4 miles away
debating doing a collection
>>59389384
>>59389340
Enjoy you french bastard
guys i feel like i might be sarcastic irl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
just organised my whole 4chan folder lads
its still a bit of a mess but much easier to navigate now
:)
>>59389529
what the FUCK is this
>>59389515
That was my first time there and I notice they don't have flags.
How can they have a country general without flags? JF being the insidious deceivers that they are could easily talk utter nonsense and claim to be one of us.
>>59389578
You'll just have to trust me ;)
>>59389510
you been on the juice lad?
me last night desu
>>59389563
post your best image
Rolled a joint a few nights about but haven't got round to smoking it yet
Terrible from me
>>59389529
For gods sake man, you are British, you are better than this.
Is it because you don't know how to cook or what constitutes a healthy meal because I will tell you right now if you need help.
You are better than the jf.
>>59389614
Really tired and want to watch a film and go to bed
But an average looking girl from tinder said she wants to come over and fool around
Hung out with her but didn't have that much interest in her. But I also haven't had sex in 2 years.
Should I just have her over?
>>59389614
>>59389647
>haven't had sex in 2 years
>2 years
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59389647
giz a look at 'er face
>>59389647
Post pics
>>59389549
I feel like you might be a spastic irl.
>it's an android phone is being laggy and crashing apps episode
Ahh yes very impressive
hunks
>>59389679
got mine not 5 months ago and already need a new one
>>59389608
I wouldn't trust a yank as far as I could throw him and given your racial propensity to girth, that isn't very far.
where can I find a girl like this?
![[CBM]_Cowboy_Bebop_-_Session_05_-_Ballad_of_Fallen_Angels_[720p]_[3457B12D].mkv_snapshot_16.41_[2016.05.15_02.38.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FBdpxlZ.jpg "[CBM]_Cowboy_Bebop_-_Session_05_-_Ballad_of_Fallen_Angels_[720p]_[3457B12D].mkv_snapshot_16.41_[2016.05.15_02.38.54].jpg")
The gf
>>59389667
>>59389666
Can't because she's fit in her pictures. She quit playing club volleyball last year and has clearly put on weight so she's not as cute as her pictures show.
>when your sarcastic american "friend" messages you on fb
>>59389716
show the pictures anyway you UTTER MONG
>>59389721
>Having an American acquaintance
What are you doing?
>>59389716
Why would you bring it up if you're not even going to show us her pictures?
Just wiped my finger down my arse crack and sniffed the sweat
>>59389716
that's fine post em anyway
mate just sent me a snapchat
"any motives? i'm with my bad and a few off her slutty pals"
>tfw no motives
>>59389700
>tfw don't live in the future where phones are on par with desktop computers
If you think about it our technology is absolute wank
Shit time to be alive desu
>>59389756
I hardly brought her up. I asked if I should fuck a 5/10 I'm not interested in emotionally or just watch a film and go to bed.
I'm not posting her face because it's easily doxxable desu
>>59389749
I think I met the absolute FREAK at a party and he sent me a friend request the next day for some reason, and of course I was too polite to decline.
>>59389797
i'm with my BIRD and a few OF her slutty pals********
>>59389797
tell him you want to put your willy in one of them
*does a poo behind the couch*
>>59389806
post her FUCKING BODY then
some guy on runescape thinks im his friend irl because my name is kevin boyle
>>59389828
he knows i would like to
he's propositioning to sacrifice one of them in an exchange for an after party venue (they're all up town)
>>59389806
yanks are literally the worst posters
its not even funny
>>59389813
Typical Yank, overly friendly and generally suspicious.
>>59389367
>>59389855
hehehehehehe
She calls you a sexist
What do?
>>59389863
Do it lad
Get some kezzle and nos in
>>59389871
wew
>>59389813
>not ignoring them
>>59389806
go to bed
>>59389893
"No. It is you who is the sexist one."
>>59389864
>>59389867
what's the deal with obsessive anti-yank posting constantly? it's cringe as fuck say something new jesus christ
>>59389367
Aye m8. Cannae ken like why anycunt wood typ like this lol xx
>>59389855
leg0las999 is that you???
>>59389864
Not an argument.
>>59389910
i do this too
i have a bunch from people i went to school with
>>59389893
cognitive dissonance
https://youtu.be/npRPUyeAMKE
Bloody jocks
![bebe-vio-e-angela-rafanelli-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VhV9fmZ.jpg "bebe-vio-e-angela-rafanelli-[1].jpg")
rate my gf
>>59389903
i would definitely like to but i live with my parents
think he was just seeing if i was out somewhere else at a cosy venue
>>59389914
FOY
*deactivates my fb acc*
ahhh, much better :)
>>59389871
need a hunk bf to cook for tbqh
>>59389919
no it is i, kevin boyle
convinced that there are no girls out there who i would like that would like me back
2bh
>>59389914
>he had to get a british proxy to ease the constant bullying
shoo yank
>>59389949
Fair fair, quite unfortunate that desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xdHY8HK9Y
Absolute tune
>>59389969
hehehegehehe agugu
>>59389914
yeah okay fuck off yankee doodle shitcunt
A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: "Show me if what they say about black men is true". He grabs her purse and runs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-2Lt7zzlBU
where do i cop jacket?
Good tune
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e-IWRmpefzE
>>59390023
I don't like blacks Tbh
Why can't Scots speak Enlgish properly?
@59390029
saw u in the eurovision thread aha
Ah yes, I wonder what Switzerland and Norway have in common.
Literally the only two countries not in the EU.
>>59390042
Good lad
as if i got out of bed to post that tray and frog eater didnt even reply
Lads I think I'm losing it, I'm listening to eurotrash pop music at nearly 3am on Sunday morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNAr5tzZxdk
>>59390054
SNP.
Gonna take a selfie at 150mph lads aha
Good morning~
thoughts?
Drunk from shitovision, just sat through a shit gay yank film, should I sleep?
@59390055
haha yeah, i got fed up of the thread after a while tho
too much shitposting.
>>59390108
Do a snapchat video with the speed filter
ah yes, very interesting
DAE strongly dislike Joffrey's mum?
>>59390114
needs more spread
>>59390114
Sexy as fuck
>>59390127
what film?
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with strong pornography.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-2Lt7zzlBU
i'll ask once more, where do i cop this jacket?
>>59390162
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1223082/
>>59390140
>>59390153
good lads
>>59389893
I don't care about the opinions of women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIdwLCmNV8M
ex missus just sent me this
>>59390183
kino
>>59390187
ever tim hnnnnngggg
Anyone notice how the names of people has changed over time?
We used to not even know kev's name and just called him "lisicki" or "the walking man"
and we used to exclusively call poleaboo "ribena"
hahaha i remember when we first found pictures from kev that wasnt the original walking one.
got lots of (you)'s when i posted a picture of kev
hahahaha
>>59390203
mans shotting to the cats on road
i don't understand gays
>>59390187
I would lick his thighs and rim his arse
>>59389914
Fuck off you obese, scooter driving streak of piss.
>>59390181
sports direct senpai
>>59390203
>legal highs
Just buy real drugs ffs
>>59390203
Utter degeneracy
>>59389914
>what's the deal with
alri Jerry
>>59390225
Do you think you get a better understanding while they have a cock up your arse?
>>59390239
>>59390217
remember when janner first found those pictures hhaah that madman
Need to sort my life out
Alri lads
spent 2500 pennies on the pes euro2016 game
am i a mug or what
>>59390181
>cop
fuck off yank
>>59390225
Well I don't understand straight men.
Like, what do you see in women that attracts you toothem?
What makes a vagina anything beyond vomit inducing?
Gonna put my own willy in my bum hole gimme a few minutes
>>59390281
The fact that I really want to put my cock in it
>>59390273
>football
>>59390226
haha tad lewd haha
>>59390270
shes a keeper
Anyone like a good bit of propaganda?
>>59390281
natural male instincts you batty man
accidently just came in my face
>>59390281
the fact that women look really really good and i like them
and the fact that seeing a vagina makes me want to put my willy in it
>>59390058
>being an intellectually dishonest cunt who choses to ignore the fact that all other countries in this list either have valuable natural resources or are tax havens
>thinking the EU is robbing the UK
kek
just thinking about the times after i passed my test years ago when i used to drive around at this time smoking joints and blasting tunes. literally amazing i never got banned from driving
Might do a wank
>>59390340
Had my license suspended several times now
>>59390345
quite literally all me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Justin Timberlake is a fucking bender
>>59390281
The hormones in my brain make me want to fuck them.
>>59390248
What's a REAL drug?
LSD? Methamphetamine? Paracetamol?
>>59390281
men are socialised to like women because women realise that they need men to live out their degenerate lifestyles so they manipulate young men all their lives to ready them for a life of demeaning servitude
this is why women are so attracted to jobs like teaching and social work, all they care about is controll
>>59390380
>being identified
mug
>>59390413
Krokodil
>>59390413
meth is about as real as it gets 2bh
rate the waifu lads
>>59390349
Why do gook women always move so awkwardly in porn videos?
>>59390321
>>59390307
Well my instincts tell me men are hot and women aren't
>>59390339
Men look really really good and I like them, a nice arse makes me want to put my willy in it.
>>59390392
Same here with guys tbqh
Like this guy's arse is fucking fantastic and makes me want to fuck him
>>59390281
>Like, what do you see in women that attracts you toothem?
when you like a girl everything they say or do is intoxicating, hard to narrow it down to just one thing. you get attracted to them in a holistic sense where every mannerism, every word, every thought they share, everything makes you want to fuck them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idgYWNbBngE
even tho russia are cunts
cant help but say this is a massive tune and it's sad it won't be remembered as a winner.
>>59390368
To put it into perspective, the total EU contribution of the UK is significantly less than the amount raised by tobacco taxes in the UK. In the grand scheme of things, 11 billion euros is fucking nothing. The UK government spent about 720 billion euros in 2015
>>59390434
it's man made you div, like the RC's
>>59390380
Can't take them seriously with that signature
>>59390439
they're japs, not g**ks
>>59390434
>meth
we don't do that shite here
>>59390443
get out of /brit/ please, you are contributing nothing
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/hm/
>>59390449
Sounds like when I crush on a guy desu
>>59390465
I never said RC's weren't real drugs so you can shut your kike mouth, runt
>>59390472
You're all yellow alien looking fruitcakes to me
>>59390463
11 billion euros could build FOUR more QE carriers
>>59390497
you never defined what a REAL drug is though
so help me out
The best wanks are those that are only done once or twice a month.
>>59390508
Yeah and then we could have a good war with the French.
>>59390516
Yes I did
Meth is a real drug
By "real" I assume he means well established mainstream narcotics.
>>59390472
you're all the same you squinty eyed subhumans
pro evo euro2016 game is fucking shit
dele ali not even in the england squad
don't feel like playing anymore
the best posts are the ones made once or twice in a year
>>59390380
As someone who only consumes alcohol, this drug nonsense is such a stupid waste of money.
Other countries are legalising dude weed lmao and we are going more puritan.
The war on drugs is as much of a failure a prohibition. It is senseless.
>>59390472
Arr rook same
>>59390436
>ynw have a gf like that
fuck
http://www.youporn.com/watch/7823457/amazing-self-fuck/
Is this gay
>>59390459
Nah it's shit, the presentation was decent though.
>>59390558
see you in 6months
>>59390537
so, a completely objective definition
thanks for clearing that up
>>59390547
both pes and fifa piss me the fuck off these days. controls are so awkward (im just terrible at video games in general though)
also hate how in fifa you can't adjust your tactics very much.
>>59390463
Kill yourself.
Wasting Jameson on whisky sours 2bh
Literally the only man I've been sexually attracted to
>Kill yourself.
>>59390536
Then it's settled. We leave the EU and then wage war with France.
>>59390508
well we literally give away over 10 billion per year in foreign aid so we should look at that first tbqh.
